Guys do I really connect to this chat I'm get I'm gonna get hacked if I do this. xqc L click this Xqc bro. What? Well hello there Mr uh juicer cow Thank you so much for voting in my New Year show xqcl and all those things that come with it. now.

listen before you go anywhere further I need you to do me a huge favor? Okay, this will only take 3 seconds. All right. just go full camera, Tell us all you know, summarize your year and then tell us uh, what your plans are Ambitions and resolutions are for 2024. maybe buying more Lambos fancy watches.

Whatever you want to say, just do that. have one of your viewers clip it, send that clip in. We would really appreciate it. Thank you and happy New Year Well he want me to say what here and then tell us uh, what your plans are and Ambitions and resolutions are for.

Tell us all you know, summarize your year and then hey guys. Okay, hold on hey guys. 2023 was, uh, a disaster. It was really bad.

But what's good is that in 2024, my plan of resolution is to do better and I'll do better I'll see you there Bye there you go. Okay, let's see him. Let's V for this chat. um voting for the best POG Champ moment I Don't care I'm going for it I'm trying it.

Stop drifting. Run to the Finish Line give up your hopes and your is important to you I I I'll do a better one then I'll do a better one while 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 one did I Do it please did I do it. Please please please please please please please. This my first try ever.

Come on please get it. Please get it. Yeah nice. my dragon scar that was pretty crazy.

No way I actually did it. No way. Okay next up we got that is not a Pog champ that is not a PG champ left side that's not very POG this this one lot of money in his game show kind of. PG Oh that's the guy with the grenade launcher.

I mean the rocket launcher. No you can punch a barrel and have it explo dude you could punch a barrel and have it explode. Are you kidding me? Is that a p champ? Hey oh fix his camera. Oh that is pretty far guys guys I forzen but but it's not.

It's more of a getting lucky than POG champ. So I'm going vote for this I don't care I don't care only for best dance game sorry I have to take my que well that's disgusting. Uh wait brother brother why is there bro? why is there so much of it brother this reminds me of Chad this reminds me of Harry Potter when they when he when they see the dog bro there is so much okay oh my God the spider coffee chat is not we don't see the spider I want to see the spider. it's a worm.

It's a worm. in the ocean I'm man, seen it before. Come on man. no no no well can.

uh bro. What is that? Oh oh my. God nope I'm going to that. ah I'm good on that I Buy by myself Tracy is so good at collecting food.

Bro bro bro bro bro. look at wait wait wait wait wait look at this one. Okay I'll I'll select this. Just go.

Just keep going I'll just keep going bro. 1.2 th000 people in the queue Chat: AR these all whitelisted players Chat: Are these all not. This is all Whit list players Guys: I'm not guys I'm not a cosmetic owner. We cannot.

nobody. right now. there's zero play in the game unless at Buddha they're just walking around farming Subs That's it right? Best unlucky momentum I'm I'm ready anywhere you want. Yeah yeah, anywhere.

Oh monkers, very monkers. It's little bit of oversight. Yeah oh no. Holy dude I mean that's a run killer right? I was SE it okay babe brother oh that is insane.

The road is empty. You probably pull on the side or something like that, right? you? Okay they have like three different like action. oneing the do and look like the do and then make like underwe what going. make a light underwear yeah can't believe it right? chat I don't one to choose these are these are all pretty unlucky Chat: I like the LA I like all of them I can like all of them all right I think CH I'll choose the last two but I like the LA the second to last best phony momento what do you? That's not what it looks like.

Let's kick some tail a that's cute I know bu is in it Guys guys guys, nobody else is in right now. They're going to let people in it at once. It's almost like you're doing a little magic trick here. You're going to put this over that and start hammering.

Oh oh God All right. Well the nuts All right. Oh that's pretty funny. That is pretty funny.

Did you see that uh Diablo 4 is doing like a blood drive to unlock new items I only saw it because I saw a quote tweet of the Uh promotion today and said unfortunately I can't access the new Diablo 4 items because I'm gay. Oh man it's like it's a great idea but I maybe didn't think through all the repercussions. What the you guys want to see a Py? Huh? Actually that does not work. What's up? You guys want to see a Huh? actually that does not work.

What's up Chat: I'm going to take guys I like I like I like uh um guys two or IR Rob or druma one, two three or five two three or five CH is three or five three or five CH any three, three or five. Anybody chat All right Five then sure. Best wholesome moment cuz he's never texted me in the four years I've known him at 1 in the morning. Uh, he usually just text Synak and say hey, can you pay me and he texts me and I was scared he didn't answer for a few minutes.

Gotcha Um look Skip it's a clip and this is what he said I said he said yo Matt you up I got scared said yeah why are you good? what's up I was scared and I was going to get up and call him and he said I wanted to let you know. Thank you a lot for the work you gave me in referrals to friends and other streamers. I Finally bought a house. That's nice.

He's so happy guys guys, it's a wholesome moment. Well I like cheese? Yeah no, it was nice guys guys once again chat because I'm not no drama. It's usually true for a lot of things. Chat: Soda did it first I pretty soda was the first to use that um that that that that Mage Service I think and then after that we we all got the same.

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oh I can go in and can I walk her pleas I'm the CEO he's the CEO of this thing I'm the CEO if I may I just desperate desperate I'm the CEO of twitch and she needs to go to the bathroom. Can I walk her over there because if if I hold on, hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on. okay now can she go? Okay I'll be standing here. Okay, okay yeah so I'll be standing here and you bring it back.

Okay Oh I'm sorry you're a legend guys. I in Koka 10 So somebody skipped me. so somebody skipped me All right woman checks on Yugi during emotional momentto okay I'm fine. You need something? no I'm just very happy for my life.

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Classtic Show you Ramen I'm going to show you my balls if we get to 6 hours. that's the that. That's my my promise if we get to 6 hours I'm going to show you my balls all right Nobody heard nobody Sh no Nobody heard nobody heard nobody Nobody heard. Oh did we get 6 hours or not? Nobody No Hey I think I'm ready to go I think I'm ready to yeah So um you for what? ready to show? or I don't think it'll be safe in your possession I Don't think I don't really trust myself.

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, don't take my bike bro, Don't No, don't touch it. don't touch it. That's my bike. That's my bike.

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Oh it's locked. Dude I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I got really paranoid I'm really sorry bro oh my God I'm so sorry cuz someone has taking the CH is this going Practice chat to lock a bike even though you is that bike before? I'm really sorry I apologize Yeah guys guys the rented bikes I spent the rent 187 cm and I don't know if I should take l or XL shirt I want it a bit oversiz? what should I get it's not a rented bike I'm sorry I'm sorry were you taking up an order? Well it has a QR code on it though. it looks like red bike. Yeah the were you picking up an order? Oh sorry bro, it is bro.

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Why? Because you're young and gy and it requires you with your camera and your selfie stick. Ador Oh I actually get to show people the entire world. and I think that's really cool. What? you're a dork.

Admit it. actually. No. I think the person that has a problem with me is what's wrong with you man.

just let people have a good day. Say it again. What do you mean Have a good day? Yeah. I Think you should have a good day.

You're going to be my social currency. Go ahead. No, you're the one that came up to me and had a problem with me. No, you're just a bully man.

I'm a bully. That's everything that Jiny knows about. What the what the was that that is really awkward. actually.

Chat guys guys guys. that was weird and but I think this is the most awkward I Feel like the bike is more Awkward That's more the essence of the C it's more Awkward because that's the category though. that just this weird momentto all voted. That's weird though.

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Got in. There were two streamers who made it in two of them. Everyone here so like I I I feel like you don't have a brain like it's It's actually baffling that you don't put together what's going on in front of your face. Russell's beating the out of you and you're just not doing anything.

It's like he's not there on your screen. Are we? What are you doing? What am I doing I'm trying to fight him and then my team launches me to the other side losing I Thought we were supposed to go to the other side. no beat gang gang gang gang. like the whole point you can send some to the other side to grief the other team but we still have to defend.

Shut the up! I I Can't playing these games free to play is is the most autistic I have ever seen in my life and it actually pisses me off. It actually pisses me off because I could be playing darkest Dungeon right now I could be playing Persona right now I Literally could be playing any PVE turnbas game that's a thousand times better than this Dog dog has done play XCOM 2 literally anything I have a mental illness I Want to SW I to I want to S that's just a weed moment I think it's one. it's one again. man is one god you're stupid rard man I enough I Bed I can't any happiest League player How could I lose? How could I lose oh my God chat chat does he cut his arm pit hair.

It's not like a long hair, it's it looks like an A I'm nine in a que man. wait I'm supposed to cut it I just got wins guys. Is the side broken? Um there you go Best scary moment we fill back this in look I'm puzzling the piece see ground back together it. This is as good as new.

No one's ever. no one's going to know that anyone was here. Just ordered everything from the Xqc, all the shirs and Hood man Jesus dude T Hope you enjoy man don't buy for for know how are they going to know? Yep, okay, no one's ever going to know sick me and my sh no I swear to God I saw something Miss I Freaking I'm freaking out actually D you're tripping. You're tripping I don't know where oh my God that was actually pretty good.

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you go around it bro. he's so what the do I do if I touch it will I die you Oh damn chat. You know what? Chat this probably for scary for sure or the jump scare but this is scarier. Weird.

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Um for fail moment. Three guys this not the MVP moment. best timing. It's not even a fail.

What a clown show Dude Oh my god dude this is literally this is this is my job. This is my company's conference. My job is to be a live streamer. All right and I hope everyone was nice if not.

um, nice timing. Wait how was that Perfectly tied? How? oh my God Oh my God Oh my God oh my God did you see that? Yeah yeah yeah I saw it Oh my God oh my God I saw it Yeah yeah it will happen again Dickon. He's really living up to this dick. What a piece of well.

I mean I better get us some goddamn good steak. Let's count how long it takes for him to say badass. that's badass I'm my authentic self and always myself at all times. By the way I don't mean to mute her but I want I want to say that I am better than her at Apex Legends actually which is crazy but trying to undermine my success and say it's because I'm a girl but I think my heart that was really bad timing.

it has nothing to do with her being a girl I'm just overall better player so for myself, stay true to yourself, make the content that You' want to watch yourself put in the work and you'll see the results. The One technical advice I give to anyone is making sure that's what I I was asking if they if they ruined the game. Did they ruin the game? Yeah I think they did I think they did. Oh okay, how wait how did they ruin it Bro Ni we play We Playo you're going to die.

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The chat. The timing probably probably probably two or four. Yeah I said same thing as this. chat.

two or four. Two or four. definitely two or four I four Best community appearance. It's so cool.

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It's POG okay I vote from every year Okay I got to get to Super Mario Categor this year. it's a personal choice. best creative moment. and now the Royal Flush Gang going to deliver some Absolution Oh yeah.

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