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I'm the I'm the repo Reaper That's right bro. There we go I got it did. it's over there now. Oh it is okay.

yeah I hope that helps guys. I think that probably helps what? Hey and that's $220 That was 2 minutes for $220 I'm so sorry Sir Bro Bro Bro bro are you bro? You know you know this could lit be the bro. This could to be the end of my day. You know that right? What are you talking about this? This could be the end of my day.

I'm not kidding this. it's that bad. Are you kidding me? Not dude. It was on accident.

Listen, listen, it was on accident. This is it. I can't I can't do the job for the the rest of the day. Now it's finished.

You can't You can't get you. can't get the car out there and I can only rent one car one car per tsunami I Can't get another one. Can somebody carry me out of here? please? Good brain break. There's a lot of stuff going on right here and I don't know what exactly it is.

So is this my car over there or is this your car? There's an accident, Your yours is still on top of this other truck. There you go. What can somebody bump into him? Hey somebody bump into him. Just slam to this ass.

Hey yeah, slam to that slam to that. Can the uh, 14 tow trucks be moved? Please guys guys, there's 14 tow trucks in the way Guys I y lady I'm going to snap it I I am feel violent right now I'm going to snap her. how do you stay Cal M Some form of violence is usually good. Chat two yo are I I Can't I can't I can't not today I Can't I'm I can't I can't I can't I can't do it I can't do it I can't do it I can't do it I can't do it.

They have a uniform clothing can really. So I'm going to I'm going to kill someone real quick and then I'll be back. All right. Uh hey hey guys hey guys hey guys oh oh oh oh oh excuse me wait did they try to steal us please? I'm sure I saw youu I'm going to kill you C Go Go Go Go go.

they're so slow at that car. Go Go Go Go Go go go. they're CR slow. Go Go there We we found your life.

Go keep eye on it. Keep left left, yeah, Left left, keep going, keep going. keep going. keep going.

right on the on the on the exit ramp exit rap What they M Go go where Yeah keep going Yeah. go back to where we at. Okay and then turn left on the exit. Okay left, Hard left, keep going, keep going, keep going.

keep going. keep going, keep going. keep going. They may have turned here.

They may have turn here. left again, left, left, again left, again left, again left again they're in. They they're in. the behind one of these buildings.

The What? Bro Bro go behind I think we missed them. Okay, okay so speak to me and I behind one of these buildings I behind one of these buildings. Okay, okay okay okay no problem. Right, Right, right, right.

Yeah in front of you in front of you, there's buildings over there. be one of these buildings where they at uh left te be I don't know I think they're gone Bro this is a disaster. No never mind. Okay I don't have any and that's a way farther drive we are.
We are at the laundry map. let's just get the bags real quick. Yeah the Rers rubbers, rubers. no don't move, don't move I'm going to smack don't I will smack it I'm going to smack if you move I smack you move I smack it you move I smack by a you move I smack I swear I'm not moving I'm just charging I'm charging All right You tampered with a government owned facility third party contractor for financial instiution not government owned.

that's a private company and private actually owned. We did not ask for the fine details. did you or did you not tamper with our vehicular device I did know Huh? Okay so what were you doing just enjoying the show? We heard something and we a do in there I was taking a peek so when we confronted you, why did you say oh run run run drive drive drive DN hey I'm I'm just are you kidding me. More sudden movements.

You better not move about what do not? Hey you come here bastard. Come here am I The Basard oh my God I got the charger away oh my God I did I'm approaching oh my God hold up very slowly I'm approaching now. Hell's going on here? What do you want to do with these Yo hey yo hold up hold up you guys got hey yo you guys got more of those more what more the the the bars. the bars got them in there in the he hey hey hey he he keep holding them up.

Keep up hold up hey yo You know what? You know what? I feel better now I'm not hangry anymore All right listen guys listen listen, Do Not temper with our vehicle Okay do Not temper with our vehicle. Can we is that is Is this a fair ask? Yeah I me Met with the following punishment: If you temper with our vehicle once more you ex you will get wrenched. That seems a little I Don't want to be wrenched I will fix your plumbing old school style. Are you hitting on me? What the that is not what I meant at all but no I didn't mean that but but but uh I will I will my number man like you could just ask I will R you guys if you guys do it again.

Stop stop stop stop Get ready. I'm ready. Oh stop, Stop that. Stop there.

Stop there mother. Don't don't Hey, don't don't move. All right this. F Do it all right.

This is your unlucky day. Listen I'm listen. here's what's going to happen. You can you going give me the car the keys to to your car right? Come here.

Come on. come on. you want to die. I I am I I Hey the truck's locked.

You need a cough drop. No you don't. You don't need nothing I don't to talk to you. Come on.

hold up. Just give me. give me the keys of your car. I'm I'm not going to Bonk you I'm not going to Bonk you come on.

go hold them up. Hold them up. Hold them up. I'm going to go hold them up.

Hold them up. Yeah, all right now. give me the keys. Come on.

we'll around. All right I Got keys All right? Uh, hold up. Hold up. hold up.

I'll hold up then. All right. I Go I Go go in the car. Go in the car.
Go the car. You got anything on you, check if he's got anything on him. uh no. I'm not going to do that I'm not going to rob him like that.

It's kind of weird. All right. Go. Oh holy.

We did it. Bu come on come on. come on. come on.

get down. Get us down. Get we it Okay Okay holy Go. Go.

Go. Go directly. Go directly to the the ground. Go directly to the ground.

The ground. How much? Oh we got four bags, Four full bags I Mean that's that's decent. I Guess yeah, is that good. It's like one third of a run.

Yeah, he's going to go. Legion Square I Think right there on the way. Go don't move. Don't move.

Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop. Don't move. Stop right there. Stop right there.

Wait it's the same guy. All right. Hold them up. hold them up this.

B Whatever you did last time you over the job we need we need the the car. Do Not cancel the job. All right I Need the car right? Need the car. Don't move.

Hey hey give me ke chill out bro. Chill out bro. chill out bro. chill out Bro No no no no we don't need his car.

we need his car. wait I have I have keys to it cuz it's the same bro. just just just hold them up. Hold them up bro bro.

We need to learn from last time Bro We are the shittest Yo Hey I'm I'm going I'm hey. hold up. hold them up. Hold them up.

Hold them up bro. hold them up Bro I Got you I got you I got you buddy I got you. Hey don't move. All right.

Don't move. move. How suppos CH L All right. All right.

we have keys to the car. JP Just get in the car. No no no no no he that up. Hey you do anything I cook your neck up right? What is going on with this car? This is so shitty.

Dude Go get out. Hey we good. you got everything. Hey get the out of here All right.

Get out of here that little p of your nickname but it good buddy. You good? Okay I'll go back up. Yeah guys guys. sorry guys God Len Up.

Listen guys guys, does your car have any money in it? Is that any money in your car or not? No, we just start. We just started up our uniforms. You sure? I'm sure. I'm sure you want me to open it for you.

No, you're good. You're good. Get the out. I I Believe him.

I Believeing Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out.

Let's check back in the back. look at. look at the back window. look at the back window back.

yeah there is there is there is there there is there is there. Is that money, That money? That money? Hey what? All right Yeah he went up ni yeah I See him I See him. See him Nice He went right yeah I See him No no he's going to the floting store. No no no another another car there.

What the the? What the hell? Go Go! Are you about to shoot the place off? Maybe. Are you? Are you into the clothes business? Um no. you guys want these. Why do you look so scary I like thanks oh he has more trash for you dude.
Okay oh my God Go Go I got it I got it. Go Go Go Go Go Go Go I got it I got it I got it Sor Bro nice I got two bags from it too. So I put two bags in the trunk. yeah I got three.

My bag now. nice. we got five from there bro that their rep like crazy. wait you're getting rep for this? no no they rep probably they're like crazy.

they're probably getting smoke for this. oh they're getting smok for R yeah cuz they have to. they have to C the ja all right let me know when you're done. This is pretty sick man.

God damn we can make some money from this. Go ahead do it. I think it's scaned for one but it's okay bro. this is this.

INF was spread around the city Guys These guys they hold you know they hold meetings right? They hold. they hold job meetings so they will information. What I think we do right now we change cars cuz every Depot Depot hey all you put the hands up, put the hands up right God Where you think you're going, Where you think you're going, I'm going to Bunk you I'm going to Bunk you hey F Me man, don't B me I'm right here List: Len We're going to do We're going to do do Oh God I'll give you some simple instructions. Okay okay I'll give some instructions and you're you're going to follow Okay, simple concept.

You understand not not working with the all right. We're going to do me and you are going to walk to your driver, the group, what he's going to open the window, call and you're going to ask him to open the trunk. Right Right? right? Okay, and you're going to tell them that if you don't follow instructions, you're going to get bonked. You understand.

Hey, out of my trunk you're going to get bonked. Hey your homeless guy out of my trunk, you're going to get bumed. We got a situation here. All right.

You're going to get bed. He was on the head. You're going to get bonked. Don't me open the trunk, Open the trunk.

Don't bunk him. walk, walk, walk with him. walk with him. I'm I'm about to Bunk I'm about to Bnk walk to the back of the truck I'm going to BN you me walk to the back of the truck your truck.

Come on you twoo walk to the back of the trun open the trunk, Open the trunk. Oh I got hold on let me get inside. Hey I'm a bunk you brother, don't don't Bonk me man, we're we're good. We're chill all right.

I need you empty out the bags? oh leave that weapon over there sir. What's going on I don't know what's going on over here. Officer bro out you hold up there. Don't be leaving yet.

You understand. Sorry bro, sorry bro. We got to go Go go go go Oh got not perfect. we got out how I can go yo actually Drake what's up man, how's it going brother I can't reply this.

whatever I be disrespectful. but who the is this guy laying right behind us I don't know you unlucky yo Thanks for the good. that's really nice man. Apprciate man.
Look at a hostage yo. what's goody I was actually trying to be a gangster and I was going to reverse rob you I'm not going to be a GL now I know I'm here now that I know you're here. Can you just what the I'm going to kill? You don't understand me I'm going throw you off the P you do some I'm trying to be a ganger, be bleeding on the ground okay get out of the trunk I'm going to you the out of the trunk. get the I'm about to put your hands up I'm robbing you Oh my God man Len oh God bro it wasn't even a real gun bro.

this guy's a skitso wait he's got a it was a big gun is a finger gun. Oh you not looking? we we have a we bro we have a schizophrenic man I don't want to get CH with murder. you know if you wouldn't mind slipping the hood tacks in my pocket I would appreciate it. What the did you? hey JP just swear to God you say the word I will put him next to a field tank I will make sure he'll never see the you'll see the last Light of his life.

You know what I mean Oh bro. you want get so get out. Don't mind me bro. get out.

Yeah yeah. get some help man. you fell in his head. It's great.

Fantastic. You guys take care right? Hey, you have a great day all right. Like do you hear what that girl just said no what you say she said that it's those guys. it's the car.

It's the car car digit car. They're having a meeting. They're meeting. they're having a meeting.

We're why why it have to be blue man. What the un blable dude that cop behind us is that a cop I don't know, look like it car disabled I give up I give up I give up. Go on foot. we're good.

R they were members of my gang and I I kind of I didn't blow them off but I was like yo nice to meet you guys you know and they're like who what the yeah? listen I don't got time to meet to bet that and they didn't betray me but they left me. You know what? I mean yeah I See that yeah they're making F on water as well. We need to get a new car Bro Brother: Marty I think they saw us. probably why I need to keep an eye out though.

So listen, we get their phones. We take the SIM cards out of it. Okay and we keep the SIM cards so they can't cancel the job. You know what? I'm saying brother, they're having a they're having a full company corporate meeting against us.

This is insane bro. we passed by, they're screaming out that's them them I Don't think it's why nobody's coming coming here right now because I think everybody's everybody. nobody's doing the job. They're all like they're all at at the meeting.

Yeah, look at that guy T out dumb ass driving a blue Club So yeah I mean them. I mean they're poor so who cares. Don't move. Don't move.

Don't move. Hold them. Hold them. Hold them all right.

Let's come here. Come here. He's alone. He's alone.

He's alone. Let's go. He's alone. Let's go.
come here. All right. Listen it all. I Want You're going to don't put your hands up.

Don't put your hands up. You're going to go out. You're going to go outside with me. You're going to give me your phone and you're going to give me the keys to your car.

That's it. Go move. You're going to get bumed. Come on.

let's go move. All right. I'm not going to do anything. Give me your phone.

Give me your phone. Okay if you cancel the job, your car is disabled. so I'm not. You cancel the job you need.

you need to add: Give me you need to give me your phone. Hey Listen, how about this buddy. Don't cancel the job for 5 minutes. Okay, five minutes de the anyway Bro brother I Will I will touch the job.

Okay, Do Not get to the job. Do not. Okay Okay, thank you Bu Bro I Bro I know people you J they'll find you. Hey hey.

actually get in there and get the bags out of it. Got you crap up? Yeah yeah. come on. No no no no no no no no.

the employee in the bank. go get go get the bank I Don't think he's going to give me them. my man you know. Oh go get the bags in the Bank What the? it's a robbery guys guys.

in this scenario we held up the guy that gives the bags and him like because the the PC I'm treating like a player like what the all right buddy. Hey don't make any Some Mo Both you right put money. Give us the money. Don't around here.

All right. Only one. Come on. only one bro.

Don't beting here I gave it you. That's it. Only one one. That's all.

It was okay. All right. can the job Bro I swear you're going to die. He's going to cancel it I Can already tell just to make sure I'm going to I Got the bags I got the bags.

Let's go. Come on. Okay, good. so yeah, we're kind of covered right now.

Yeah yeah, we're covered worse com worse we don't have a car. you know what I mean sorry brother God damn good. My bad bad. let's go JP my Bo Go hey don't move.

Don't move. You're going to get bked. get bked move hey yo hey yo hey. If you if you do anything your friend guys I'm not I'm not going to all right.

No problem brother. No problem. Move right? That's it. That's all you got.

Two boxes hold, hold hold hold from the company. All right. Come here. We're sick of this.

Amazon Prime Corporate interest. Come on. This is a protest. An act of protest.

Okay bro, Mother bro. Listen, here's what I want you to do. man. just keep your hands on the dashboard.

Don't make any sudden movements, don't reach for the door. Just relax. Don't make any calls. Okay, not from the go.

Go Back in. back in Bro. Back in Bro. Back in Bro.

Get the out. What The? What? The mother What the mother What the I didn't do that I don't know what the is wrong with me. Go Go Go! All right let's go s let's go s I look CL right now way you look sus as hell man that really a cop chasing us right now ain't no way. Noise, noise, noise keep going.
keep going. Boom it boom it boom it boom it boom it C Bro I got boxes bro cop weed me I got a back of weed on me too. Can't get caught like this. Why oh maybe we should just pull over.

why are we not pulling over Bo I don't like this face oh yo R you want to hold his weed? No I don't want to hold the weed if you you know Okay I'm not I don't know what to do with how do how do I eat it bro we got to split bro we got to split We got to split Hey J you want to just you want to just dip I'm just going to say I'm just going to say I'm deliver it, dip it into the ocean buddy go in the ocean. What? I have a box I'm going to die I'm going to die if you go to the ocean. The box in the good box. we are not dropping boxes that could give us rep man we are the police Trac No no no let JP CL Jpo bro I Think we going foot somewhere I Think we going foot somewhere.

Okay okay why don't we just why don't we just pull over. What are we doing here? Just just pull over. just pull over. talk the because we're loaded.

we are loaded. This car is also flagged. It's flagged car My car. No.

Why did I jump? Okay, good, good good. We left one, We left one, we left one. Okay, okay then I'm going to drop you off on foot. Okay, ready, ready.

You're going to go on foot. Okay, Okay, okay, okay, okay. okay. okay.

okay. Okay okay here here here here here. No no no no here. Not yet.

Not yet. not yet that way. Go off. Hey hey, thanks for the ride man I Appreciate it.

Don't know why you didn't just stop with a carop I need to do like a red garage jump type sir I ha you yeah am hello hey guys what's up man I'm calling 510 you guys there up? How you doing you all right sir? Yeah I'm doing all right I See you now sorry about that I um I had some uh I had some music on bro. What's up? We get a problem or what? we got a problem or what? What did they do wrong? Man What the the vehicle? I need you to shut the uh, the vehicle off, throw the keys out the window. Okay, I'm doing that right now. All right.

the engine is still on Sir I Need you to shut the engine off, he's out of the ignition. Oh the keys No Thank you Hello Yeah yeah yeah um uh. Borrow a car and do. Give me.

give me the um the highway red red garage. Jump up uh up up. How much time do I have is the thing? You have a couple minutes but there's enough cops to box me so you have to go right now. Okay um, do you want to stay on the phone or do you have a radio or what for now 2K okay I am I'm on foot right now I'm running to go get just rent the car it right? Yeah, but go past if you can please though.

I I Need you brother? Yeah yeah yeah. I I'll need about 2 minutes. Can you do 2 minutes? Yeah minutes. Excuse me sir sir I need you to go on the on the on the highway jump and you got to tell me if it's if it's doable these days or not.
Highway Jump Yes the red garage Highway Jump hello I that has been so long ago I don't even I don't even know I Thought you wanted to do a uh a swap. No no no no I mean bro, their cars are too good. The swap isn't good enough. Well if you do a good.

swap it's good enough. And I know good? Yes, exactly. We a swap like we used to do like a jump up or something like that on foot? Yeah! I have a pretty good swap Bro You got to go now though. Are you still are? Are you still in progress going get a new car or what? That is correct I am on my way to get a new car at this very moment right now I thought you were with Ray Bro Bro Bro Bro I don't care about a story or some, you're going tell me I don't give a we need to focus on this.

Okay, that's actually a good point. The M one. What the there a few moments from getting this car. man these guys suck.

The driving is unbelievable. Well they're might stop pting and they're getting angry. Where are you at right now? Toe tow truck and you want me to take to check a jump for you brother, brother, brother? If if you've lost all your knowledge and you just become a dumb absolute is it going to make you by if I don't know where a jump is? Bro Bro Red I Am on my way the garage on the highway I Go in the garage I Go on foot I I take two jumps on foot I Land on the highway, you pick me up and we Go and you tell me which which number pillar you're on. so I can line up with you.

Okay so You' like a swap. See here's the thing. Someone's car is in the way at the at the rental and no one can move it. Tell him you're going to his life up.

Pull a knife, it's unoccupied ass. Leave the I'm going excuse me he excuse me. Could you push this car Please Holy brother, How this car that's in the way of rental can come here and push it. Yeah yeah.

I know how to drive stick. Okay all right thank you so much bro. The lag of urgency makes me want to punch you right on the schnaz. Are you going to give me the keys to this car? You just going to stare at me I'm so apologetic oh my God I'm coming I'm I'm I'm going to R the car off the spot I'm coming right now Oh yeah yeah yeah.

Come here. Come here. come here me tell you something. Let me tell you something.

Let me tell you something crazy. it's insane I'm coming I will around give me the keys give I'm coming I'm coming I'm going to around the car I I can't I can't All right All right Ram It Go Ram It Go Ram It There's no one. No one is helping me over here. You want me to punch you in the head I'm give me oh oh that's no not that one that that one right there I've never seen you I'm the resource full of my life.

Actually terrible. Yeah. You know what's crazy. You know what's crazy.

You are asking for help when I'm in the middle of a job with no money, no car, nothing in my life. All right. So stop bitching for one second. Go.
let's go. Let's go Problem: Sol I I Hear problems and no Solutions fix it. You want to swap. You want to swap.

What do you mean SWA It you said. line up with the pillar and tell me where the mother where the Listen: You're going to go on the highway. line up at the pillars and tell me which one which which pillar is it from all the Departments if it's four P fifth I need to know Okay I will let you know right now. Are you on the highway already? I'm entering the highway in in 2 seconds they're tell me they're going to they're going to pit soon so you got to be careful.

You got to go faster. Try that one. a little bit slower doorting soon. Okay timer I am on the highway I'm approaching the red garage and looking and assessing the pillars.

Can we get an ETA I'm 3 seconds away from looking at the red garage. Okay I'm coming now I'm now now. just go in the middle. go about middle.

About halfway through. are you there? Are you ready? I'm halfway through. Yeah halfway yeah. I'm here right in the middle.

You see me. Come here. I'm on manual. Good luck we are going to prison.

Get in going for tackle. Are you serious? Go for C I Got your cover I'm going for cop sir. Do not res Hey get hey wait is that hey? Get the Mar Get the out of here. What are you doing? You're better I got my friend I got my friend K K Okay we're going to.

we're going to do a couple meters. you're going to stop I'm going to knock you the out. All right this look get 100 me I will knock you the out I Promise you I promise you I will stop this car and kick your ass right now. Hang up the phone and calm the I can't the phone.

There's a chance I I Jump out of by accident. Okay so just take a moment, relax and stop pissing me the off. Okay stop. Oh can you stop somewhere? Can you stop? What? What are you doing I Bro dude shut the up.

Come here. Come here. You come here. You come here.

Come here. You want a problem. You want problem. Want me to your life kick your ass.

Come here. I'm in the building I'm I'm in the building. What we doing I'm sorry oh my God Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop You might have to. Um yeah thanks I got you Oh my fck Are you done? Are you done? Because I'm out here living my life trying to work for the better of us, right? I spent hours if you probably you probably got like 48 reputation with a boss where you didn't talk to once.

All right and you're out here getting in the middle of the F I need to police chase I need to pick up right now. Count the pillars Marty you're pissing me off Marty I'll kill you X I Promise you I will chop your God damn head off bro I will break your glasses into your eyeballs I will break your glass into your eyeballs. Okay I will scoop up the eyeballs out of your skull I'm going to your life up. Listen, why did you start the car on the highway without waiting for me to get into the car? What is? this? Is some rookie this rookie hour I this or not I ask the question I Planned that so perfectly.
but the problem here is the car I was actually divulging in was a manual car I am normally driving an automatic car went away Regardless, nothing to do with the manual. you accelerated regardless dve then get another car, then holy actual perfect time. another vehicle. then you okay, stop bitching I got you out and you still bitching I Broke cuffs I had no idea how to do with that I had no idea I I had to break the Cuffs off You threatened my life with your decision making and garbage.

You are useless. You are useless. Threatened my life. Okay and you ruined my life minute I met you everything think start falling apart you what? I would have been better not meeting with you again.

You mean that Yeah yeah I might mean some of it. You don't mean that I don't mean that my bad, sorry, are you sure it sounded like you were serious. Yeah I'm sure you say sorry, sorry and that I'm you are nothing without me or oh I'm I no I can't not agree with that. but and that you you you uh, you are literally poor and stupid and dumb and useless and that I am the only thing that's keeping you intact M and that and you're tble driver.

Garbage timing, terrible actual rookie skills, no athleticism, no resourcefulness, no method of communication, no leadership, No on your dick, no knowledge, no nothing. I'm pretty sure you were in a Chase crying and bitching and when you got in my car 14 15 seconds later we were out I timed it I was saying 1 I broke mississipp Mississippi 5 Mississippi 14 Mississippi later we were out in about about Lun Miss be up your ass crack yo no give me a hug or I'm or or I'm punching. You know what? You know what? You can hug it out, you can hug it out or I'm going to punch you. You want to hug you want to hug Yeah I Want to hug? Yeah I'm sad I'll do you one better Come here.

I'm here. Come here. I I am here. Come here I I am as as here as I can be.

Let's go now I feel I feel much stronger I feel much more at home than I was a minute ago. Hope I'm make it out of here. Thank you I Love you Love you to pound Now how about we? um we get out of the out of here more get a job. don't hon at me you Alive looks close to me.

More and more doctors have said that we need breath. big wait. what is he M at me what the just happened What what just happened? is it it was enem me Top Dog oh no. okay so right after that sometimes I need to go to that is a big vagina.

Yeah right. Help NPC Really dude, shut up you you piece of you said it. You come on honey show I think I'm I think I'm GG I 911 and number one noed nothing happen I I I I got to ask if they see the Ping I hear you Ah boring. It was a full reset.

It wasn't even. it wasn't it was a full tsunami. Going back cuz I didn't explod the spot I have I have to sometimes I need a good laugh So I go to the split sides and see some standups cuz they cheer me up I ain't got time for that's the back door right? I Promise you w't get a u I'm totally organic but it's hard for me to not smoke once in a while I Love a redwood after a long day, you know? I ain't got time for all you got to do is lay off cars. You know, whatever.
you don't know I Want peace? No trouble? Okay Seer yeah, it's about time I was I'm really not in the mood to don't make me call the Someone film that gowhere I can't do it I can't can't do it I can't do it I'm I'm over it I'm done I'm done with it I'm done with it bro. Why is it that cuz that wasn't one of them got to fill up going to put down like a reloading godamn of I'm done with it I'm done with it I'm I'm over I'm never going to hear again I'm going to kill you a Go play CH Your man you out of ammo I'm going to p on guys. This is one of the most hostile spot in the game. This is like a hardcore PVP new clip.

Godamn Hell give me a sec. Got to reload guys I Had to explore I guess I had to explore the spots I Can't not explore it. I I l had to. Can you bump somebody and you get hello? You require medic medical? Okay this person.

Hello you good bro. I know just that guy's like squaring up with me Goddamn piece of I'm so dead sir I'm trying to help someone who's dead. What the Jer off? Oh hell no Hell no no. Stay on the ground where you belong.

Come here. That hurt punch like a are you okay? think I lost a tooth but we're good I'm good. He has backup though. We just get you on this gy.

it's fine. yeah, but he's got back up though. he might come back I Swear there's three of them. There's three of them I did not sign up to get triple teamed.

We are. Let me get you on the gy and get you outside medical. Interesting choice of words, but okay I don't think I any of them out here. okay and they're went like a bunch of.

He punched me hard bro. was that okay? Hi, how can I help you today? What happened? um listen I got I got shot by the um, the stupid morons in there. They shot you. they just straight.

Holy listen. the only reason why you're still alive is that they run out of ammo damn well. I Appreciate you being my preemptive human shield. Uh I am going to to be putting some tampons inside these Bullet Hole wounds.

If you've never had a tampon inside your body before, it's going to feel really uncomfortable until your body soaks in the blood and then they'll start to feel a little less uncomfortable. but little is you'll be fine. Thank you. Um the more you know Hey there you go.

The original invention for the tampon was for full of H BS and then people with vaginas were like wait what? Go ahead and get your head wrapped up here. It looks like they nicked you on the ear too. Lesson Okay, keep going I'm learning. There you go, there you go.
Oh dude, you can't call me out like that I don't I don't know much more I can tell you what do you want to know about medical or history I don't know. All right you didn't tell me your name Bud, what's your name Jean Paul hi Jean Paul yes like Sean Paul but with a Jste? All right sounds good you like Shan Pa uh how? Shan Paul you like Shawn Paul you like the singer? oh I'm not as familiar with singers. it's usually my brother Edies who takes care of music. I just take care of well.

sex be until gas and cats Okay your right arm I've got that bullet good. How much pain are you in? Have like 1 to 10 like 6,000 I think I I think I'm like 6,000 Yeah I think I'm This is it for me. I'm going to put this party whistle in your mouth. okay and you're going to blow on it and it's not going to make a noise but you're still going to have on.

and here's why cuz there's drugs all right there you go. see it's a little green whistle. Just keep breathing in and out breathe normally it's just like huffing the bag if you Huff too hard. you're going to lose most of the high.

Okay oh there you go my you all R up It's like they put a bullet in every limb. That's how pissed off they were. Yeah they just stop shooting. Maybe they should.

Honestly all right I've got your bleeding under control. Let me go ahead and get you on thisy there we go. You just hold your IV pole while I I feel better that they blew on the whistle. See there you go.

You know that song though. Whistle Blow my whistle baby whle baby whistle. So you do know the singers I Know lyrics but I'm not as good at memorizing their names I don't know I have a really weird memory I I Can tell you exactly what barbituates will do to your system but I could not tell you at all how to pronounce that Ariana's person last name Grand yeah, that one. That one.

there you go I thought isn't that a Starbucks drink the Grande though yeah venty tally and other the other ones yeah oh she like birthed from Starbucks is she did Starbucks finally create an AI yeah they stole the name out of it w damn the Big L of about it and I thought big Pharm was the issue. Now we got to worry about Big Starbucks yeah they're about to go bankrupt. Really? yeah apparently there settlement that happen. Is it because of all the unions? or they just P their money? um there's other money? yeah anyway you um you work here longone oh uh I worked for the EMS for 2 years and then I needed to go back to Greece to help my family and I was supposed to only be gone a month and then 5 years kind of happened.

Go him yeah you know it's you ever been to the Greek Islands it's just not so it's a it's a beautiful place. it's a beautiful place I would recommend going there I people say but all the places everything's beautiful in a way. but as someone who came from a corn field in the middle of Ohio I can tell you there's definitely not the placees someone I love Ohio yeah you love Ohio it LeBron James is that where he's from? Yeah he's from Akan Man so you know a lot of Pop Culture It's kind of crazy. Don't know about some of the songs and some of the singers I told you man, my memory is weird I can tell you exactly what Xanax will metabolize and how it will metabolize in your body.
but I could not tell you at all what the newest Terry Style song this all I know is he used to be a part of the directioners I know what that is that's get you in hopefully one of our doctors. They were all in surgery so hopefully one of them scrubbed out still surgery? Yeah yeah, usually right around. you know, right before this a bunch of doctors go into surgery. you know I mean there's life saving surgeries we do here but there's also you know they have a pediatric oncology Ward on the sixth floor so you know sometimes they have to do those surgeries sometimes I know you have appendix, you have gallbladders, you know.

so they just schedule those for a certain time every day. they knock all of them out Dam You know so much. it's impressive. It's like um, it's like a dictionary.

Uh this person got shot to and I put a bunch of tampons in it, but if you want to give him a last look over, that'd be fantastic. Not that one. this one over here. uh which one? oh this one person I I don't know I didn't ask hello hello, that's me.

What's up all right let me have a look at you. Go ahead. this is to a standing bed exam here No I I I I can go like this There we go there we go. I'm feeling better she um you're uh doct lady like the yo yo yo get the yo I I don't know why I'm here yo move.

What is this man? oh yo Is this that poor like one going to go on? just lean over to the side button next to you okay yeah I couldn't I couldn't wait any longer I was I'm going to go to the other one I'll get back this one then I think I just need some bed rest. Okay yeah, this this is your bed I was all up though. oh my God All right let's have a look at you. I'm doing better than I than I used to do a minute ago.

Okay yeah it looks like Aphrodite did a good job patching you up here. Just going to go ahead and rean your bandages here. All right you should be right to go. Thank you man.

Yeah you're your your doctor lady. she's pretty good. she she one of the best. Is that your wife doing of things? No no it's not my wife.

my wife is be well not my wife. my girlfriend think I'm fine now. okay she hot yeah I mean is she is she as hot, Hotter or less hot than the lady that just treated me? Yeah yeah it's uh you didn't hear this from me. Hold Jesus y I'm I'm thinking about I'm thinking about it.

There you go. I'm thinking about it right now should be right to pop up now. is this is Snitch I'm imagining Now let me show you the way out. snitch.
Come here Doctor. Thank you man. No worries. you take care of yourself All right Thank you man.

thank you I'll pray for you and your family. Amen Thank you Oh hell no bro. that haircut is straight baller bro that what was that? upom slice I need fresh milk? Thank you thank you for your service Lady: Yes Yes! I Am you feeling better? Yeah I'm feeling good. but listen, you got to know.

normally this isn't the real me. I'm I'm more handsome. Okay, is that um, it's a long story. Normally I'm more handsome.

The cornrows look good. Yeah I they look tight but like those rows thanks too hard on yourself. Oh man. thanks Home Slice I like that.

is that a Duster or a trench coat? Yeah. I think that's a trench coat. that's a trench coat. Man it's It's a Jenci cut.

It's a classic. Anyway to Vin Trench coat? Yeah. I I Got to go back to these streets. These streets.

Okay Well I'll put my number out on the Yellow Pages if you need any more. Really? Really? Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh the Yellow Pages app updated. No way. It's got a new little app.

covery thing technology. What's her name? If you look up Ems Hotti you'll find me Aphrodite Theos Goddess of Love SE Beauty Fertility orgasms and cats. What the? It's a long story. excuse me.

Does anyone know where the nearest ATM is? Yep, right there. you're looking right at it man cuz I'm loaded gas station across the street Works to Well I was just looking for about 15 bucks to buy some bandages from Mr Noan over here gas station right across the way. you look out the door. see that X over there just follow the X Thank you Have a day Yeah I Got to get back to the biz.

Cold heart cash straight up up. you look like H.

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12 thoughts on “Jean paul turns into a package thief!”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @cfvgd says:

    His bad drivning never sees to amaze me

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @philg4508 says:

    dude u need to relax your a spazz u get to excited and then your words getting all mixed up lol

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @notDreadful says:

    Fucking Marty 😂😂😂

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @oii0712 says:

    Yo was drake real?

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @walther89 says:

    that ending XDDD

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @umadbro4493 says:

    does the juicer work for gruppe sechs?

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @ax_ghost9936 says:

    Can someone tell me when was this stream ?

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @arbiterr says:

    Whos the other guy hes playing with?

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @miguelnocum8111 says:

    This is what i missed. Quality

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @retrocity4270 says:

    It’s her!

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @Automationist says:

    please keep making these shortened versions of vods, it makes it more watchable

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @Bennett4598 says:

    crazy that drake donated on both his twitch and his kick stream the same day lmao… Drake really is a juicer

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