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Twitch partner primados has been banned. That's what amazon on amazon crime! It heard some confusion jesus what okay! This is kind of odd. What else? Maybe they fix cyberpunk warning loud, chomp uh. Let's move okay partner time to grab the lizard scurry out of here hell yeah.

I mean that was six months ago, so maybe they fixed it nevermind to play it holy dude months ago. So maybe they think? Oh, my god, yeah, that's, really bad. Yes, i thought it was gon na. Be you guys.

I got videos of you guys. I thought it was like that was gon na be loud loud, like the uh that magnus takes over a losing position. Oh, what the is happening to my body or my intelligence guys. This is still 2.5 get ready, though jesus christ, there we are there.

We are that was pretty dank looper raises 900 000 in the first build against cancer stream on youtube in support of saint jude's uh children, cool man. That means that actually he's still doing cool even on youtube. That's actually a big one. I'm glad he's actually still uh doing doing a big and numbers on youtube right now, right, prime videos, intentional, oh jesus, guys guys um, since i'm a twitch ambassador guys, i need to do um.

We call quality check on the website. I need to look at this further. What the was that about hate smile, i don't know what that was about - why don't they're gon na have. That is why that's that seems so weird and out of place.

What the was that about trellis otk plans. Melania gets exposed, otk's getting decide, that's loud, then the esports biz. He was asking me for recommendations on who he might be interested in picking up in the pro gaming scene. So i've been trying to i've been trying to give him the road map since moist esports has won three of the last six majors, so i've been just giving him some tips.

I won't that won't spoil the players in particular, but i think you should get pretty hyped because otk, i think, is going to be a really fun. I feel like overall getting into esports is a disaster i feel like. I would only get okay guys if i was ahead of the in esports oregon. That was like more like a friends group thing.

I definitely now get any teams order. I don't only get like personal players of solo games. Otherwise it's like that's it's a disaster. This is the three you know what happened to the last guy, who called some money: dumper huh.

Do you remember him what that did not happen to the last guy and i swear if you clipped this, i'm taking the out of that. Stop what she's, okay interesting! Mr batches takes an ad break: you're featuring the juice, hey everybody fat, chest juice, drink this uh, this cast is brought to you by bat. Chest juicer trademark is sure to give you the chills and make you say wowzers now: let's is it healthy? Let's see we got in one juicer guys, we have 15 milligrams of cheese and crackers and we have 100 grams of marble. We got a hundred milligrams of copium and pogasin, so make sure you go and pick up your fat chest juice drink today, three years, interesting.
Okay, they did soda, get sent a viewer amazon wishlist such a great coomer, tweet, salama, chug, jug black chest, cheese and crackers. Nice nice well done dude, okay. I think this is good selma. You may not know me, but i've been thinking of you from dusk till dawn.

I am in desperado to see you. It won't take me four rooms to get to know you. This isn't the wild west. I've been thinking about your eternal's flame, i'm free to meet anytime it'll, be gucci! Hey, mr cow.

Nice, 24 month sweet completely a year. Tweet was saying: it's done. You guys better, go freaking, always don't shitty days love! You, mr cowboys, interesting pleasure boys. You have some interesting clips.

Tyler1, the most insane league of legends player. Zoloft is often an alarm fighter. Explain league of legends like it's football, okay, um five people versus five people running back is the quarterback is the offensive. Lineman is the mid laner.

That's the top laner. Then you have five of those top laners. You have two more people down in the bot lane two bot laners wide receivers. You got to destroy the base equal score, a touchdown.

Kick a field goal kick off. I think. That's all the cable audience needed to hear from you, tyler they're, gon na love that hey guys, that's big for you, they're gon na love that whole segment, i'm probably gon na, be heard around the world. Absolutely! Thank you! So much i'll! Let you know if we get any more emails: okay, interesting, that's burnt! What is that? I really need to know how to kind of oh what the is that no way, because i'm actually i'm actually a good cook, no kidding dude she's.

Okay, you get a spin like a towel. It makes a next up we're going to look at the performance versus erob221, our known rival, on twitch. As you can see, we still have not recovered from when he rob paid off twitch staff to subtract followers from me. In order to give them to himself, we will never forget and we will never forgive the follower, stealing incident yeah, that's that's true, and by the looks of it we are not looking predicted to catch up to erob ever if things keep on going as they go.

Chad, what is this chat guys? This is like a quarterly quarterly stats report or some we're losing to this wonky eyed follow stealer, knowing just finished the last match, with the current roster overall, this last dance this last month. Are you proud, of course i am? It's been three years. We we worked together with this team in personally, it's something special to leave. Such people like you like creamy, like extras yeah.

That's it dan! Thank you for yourself, yeah, an incredibly emotional time for apex being the pioneer the in-game leader of this roster, and now the rumors are saying you know some of these members are going to be departing handcrafted himself, so i i'm not surprised that he he's incredibly emotional. Coming off he's a very emotional guy, a very emotional player - you see it whenever he's taking on the states as well, he always leaves it all on the server leaves it all outside the server as well. If you ever wondered how much counter strike meant to apex, i think this was another great example of this is his life right. He is one of the hardest working players we have within our scene.
Okay, i can't laugh, but that's gon na hold some sad. Okay, um last swept landmark almost wiped the whole server. Last flip 31 months ago now i get somewhere brandon's in chat baiting, that guy tanked jesus yo he's tanking what the jesus wait. There was two on close.

They were too close. What fleemo? Thank you very much. Brother guys, you guys, what's you guys, changing radar is what's radar walls show them bro? Okay, i know. Is this old? Okay, that's like six months.

That's actually an old clothing. I've been waiting for you for 12 hours and just three minutes these weren't. These are disgusting. Dude chad were not, they were not even chicken, were they because they were something else, because i'm i'm telling you i'm not crazy.

They were not even chicken. What was it excuse me? I like it, it was a vegan chicken holy. I was disgusting. Put one slap you know hitting my sleepy nap time, can you no perfect? Can you invigorate me? Oh no.

I thought you were trying to say like you're gon na, be you know more chill, so we can. We have a chance to win, because i mean you have a very good chance either way. Oh yeah, i just feel like. I need someone to like slap me.

So i wake up. You want me to slap, you i mean. Would you hey yo um, i mean i don't know i i feel like if i answer this there's no good way to we aren't on the stream yet right so like no one, even uh good one dude maybe like lightly. If, if you know okay, but here's the thing, if i'm gon na, if you're gon na agree to slap me, you might as well go hard or go home like i'm trying to wake up jesus doubling down.

Okay, that's how it is. Why don't we start off light and see? If it's i mean you know what, if you get injured, you know what backhand beautiful like a pant hit interesting? Okay, what are you doing? Five thousand i'll get you two thousand dollars or i'll give you two monitors. Sorry! Try cool um: this should come with like a massive keyboard and and if you promise me dude, you promise me you'll stay in school, okay, oh man, you got ta get my pros. I'm gon na give you five thousand dollars for your college did did on top of all of it.

Just you have to promise me you'll stay in school, but i'll give you five, this that's kind of sweet. That's pretty! That's awesome! What is this tarkov? What the is this, what the guys? What is that? That's? Actually him, though, after joke about fat, americans, stupid, americans, americans don't know anything in a education. Look at trees. You've got trump as a president.
Remember bush ha ha. He was the smartest. You know nuke. You are, you know, we don't get fooled again, haha idiot and then they'll just go on and on and on about it like america is just the worst place ever and then i'll be like well.

You know you guys uh, you guys, you know you, you don't have any uh dental dental plans and, like your teeth, are up or something like that. Like a very, very common yeah, you make a little mild joke the moment that you turn around. It goes from friendly banter to school. Shooting statistics immediately like the europeans will not tolerate any sort of back talk from americans.

They will immediately go for the throat. Hey, listen, uh europeans will guys. That is actually true, though guys guys guys. I've started enough purposeful, uh and chat wars in the chat.

Okay, and i'm telling you a hundred percent. We have to actually moderate it as soon as anybody starts being uh. Listen, it is what it is chat knows, though, chat nose, though it's always like this. Oh, that depends on.

Would you ever actually funny, so he gets asked about his stream name. Why do you have a female's name? That's a good question. I it's my sister's account. I just got on sister is ready or not not he.

No! It's her steam account, though corner have a big dumpy, i'm on her computer she's uh she's at class. It's ready or not. No, no! I bought it on her steam. Why not make another account? You probably you know what you're right certified.

I should have done that. Jesus, why do you have a female's name, guys it's his name? It's not! You know, hatch. You student ask question drums: um 10 computers, bunch of wires, sound pads speakers, antenna, satellites, dog, dog, cam cat. Can country chat this and a bunch of dogs who did interesting.

Didn't okay, uh japan's overlapping shares his food there's like clam, and then you just kind of take this out or you should do it in here and there's like clam and then you just kind of take this out or you should do it in here. Jesus did it boy. I thought i thought that was like a skit. Damn that looks good.

Look at this nice zoom in dude who's, the camera working and lands. The thing dude. Can i lean on you um. Maybe you should ask before you actually lean on the person.

Well, she did oh, oh hold on slower hold on um. Not so fast. Don't take this the wrong way, but this would be faster. If i carried you uh, i can walk just don't go so fast.

Oh ow ugh fine. What is this garbage game? Dude, okay, uh, i'm i'm gon na grab you here, okay and here and lift you up. Okay, please watch all right here we go all right. What the guys, what the is this game? What it's kind of the year iris is on the case.

What's it called give it up wendell, i didn't know nice work, cole, thanks you're on track in high school. Did you know you could do that? Thank you dad. He committed suicide like that. That was unexpected.
That's also a good game. We didn't really get to play that much because i i kind of gave up after it got kind of finicky, but it's really good. Imagine cheating in a turn against narada he's still confused wait. You can trap it he's.

Oh damn that was loud, though jesus so problem wrong with that what else this is take on twitch's subreddit force and find summit. Okay, we saw that earlier simple, making, uh nafs, okay twitch those people over there are delusional. Twitch is the saddest subreddit on the internet. I remember at one point in time: oh i'm just thinking of ways to like boost my relationship with twitch, which i now realize is totally impossible.

So i don't waste my time with that dumb anymore um. I was going to start replying to and helping people on that um subreddit, because a lot of people, tech questions and but oh my god, dude going through that subreddit like it's. Basically, just a ton of small streamers either congratulating themselves because they hit three concurrent viewers or on larger streamers or on like making huge problems out of nothing. It was like, oh, my god, um.

What a what a horrible subreddit were. You ever browsing our such twitch. Also anytime, i would say: advice, oh dude, just do this, uh, no uh! Actually you have to do it this way, just with it and you never really get to anything. It's in it's the most insane circle, jerk ever dude he's not wrong he's.

Not it's true, though summit. This game, though dude. Is it the same game holy of the long pauses, ooh, simple, shooting dead body chat? What is it called shows the goblin. It looks like one of those like movie games, that's the kind of degenerate.

What does it go? What is this, i will say: team liquidity. Nafla. Did this exact same thing to navi on dust two yeah, one time when he retook on the a site yeah jumped out of the game and we didn't go back in so nobody got to see it all right. This was earned.

Oh simple: shooting dead bodies, yeah! Let him know, oh my god. I feel like it's the weight, that's kind of up: okay, simple to the story: good job! Last last um, your water huh, on b. I would put cloud 9. 2018.

I remember one day before what what the i would put cloud. 9. 2018. I remember one day before final.

What we got ta get is this: the bait views on the main on the youtube channel really. Is that it's that that bad there's no shot? That's not a good bet if that's terrible at least put on like a cliffhanger or some tonight.

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17 thoughts on “Streamer destroys cucumber”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars lizard says:

    School shooting jokes are still banter to us over here though.
    The problem doesn't lie with us stopping the banter and going for the throat it lies with you not being able to make jokes about yourselves.
    A big part of banter is being able to self depricate.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tauren Rogue says:

    the NA EU thing goes both ways tho. NA always bring up terrorists and rape immediately so its not just EU going for the nasty things

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Blah Blah says:

    I think cyberpunk stole my luck, I legit had the most bug-free experience while everyone else seems to have been kicked in the balls by bugs.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars reaper says:

    that eu vs na war is actually a hypocrisy bcuz usa attacked anyone who talked back back in xviii century. XD

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tyler says:

    all he does is react, but his facecam is bigger then the video itself

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Key says:

    97% won't see this but Whoever sees this have a good day and stay safe❤️

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Shawn Louis says:

    Some guy wanted soda to but a galon of lube worth 2k lmaoo

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jon Bee says:

    Whoever said “Great googly moogly” in the chat when the camel toe came up had me dying laughing .

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Solar says:

    EU HAVE BAD TEETH ? WTF GOEORGE WASHINGTON LOST HIS TEETH AND USED SALVES TO REPLACE THEM

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars be0ulve says:

    idk who batchest is and this is all the evidence i need to never want to see it again

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Haiden Seymour says:

    Americans who say dental jokes about teeth are uneducated that's why we fight back, Im British and we joint with Germans have the best teeth care in the world haha, no joke google it aha, cant fight the statistics.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Samy Abbas says:

    I can’t believe XQC is SHOCk.. Oh wait wrong video

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars 40 says:

    Happy to see Kkyumingming clip on the thumbnail. Shes my favorite stremerr

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Reboget says:

    Ay felix or xQc can u please play again terraria and make a real full playthrough. It would be fun watching u finish and chat spamming "I WAS HERE POGU", would be very pog ngl.

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Aviven says:

    NA saying "EU teeth" just reinforces the "NA education" point, UK people are known to have bad teeth, UK isn't all of EU.
    Also, GGX had his teeth fixed in NA a couple years back, it cost him $2k, in EU it would've cost him 70€ that's it.
    But EU are the ones with "no dental plan". Really activates my almonds.

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Full_Fried says:

    people who called apEX “soy” is the cancer of society. Seeing a man emotionally breakdown and laughing at him is not a normal human reaction

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Cc says:

    if you look up oral health statistics UK is the 4th best in the world and us thinking americans being one of the most obese countries is flawed aswell, as they are 12th in the world. 12th is kinda high but definitely not what most Europeans would of thought.

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