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I i love garbage. I love a rubbish girlfriend online and i told her straight up. I don't have a big juicer and when i showed it to her, she said it's husband-sized. I think i one smile see.

That's fine after me, dude fish. What do you guys think about fish? Uh love them a little weird, but i love them a lot, but i don't understand them at all. To be honest, i listen to the latest. I have no idea what they're talking about they drop albums.

It's all a lie. It's 100 one song, hey i mean i mean i mean i mean i think it's one song wow, there's more than one song and what is fish out here in the balloon. Ronald reagan got me hooked on crack in 1982.. Acid grows your cerebellum in your brain and methamphetamine.

Kills your mind makes holes in your brain. You get disconnected and you're and your criminals stop doing it. Have you ever done methamphetamine before? Yes, of course, i've done it, i'm from california. It's garbage, stop jerking off and stop doing mess, stop stealing and robbing people smoke.

Weed you dumb little shits learn how to drive a stick shift, make a fire and go camping, play frisbee on lsd. Outdoors, stop bullshitting around with your stupid thumbs your thumbs and your. I just got my mother's card stolen in a skateboard park by tweakers they stole my speaker stole my car stole my skateboard. I called the cops they're dealing with it and god bless they could, if they needed a car, that bad and a speaker.

I gifted to those kids, i'm not attached. I'm unlimited, i believe in the universe and music is my religion and when i die, i just want to come back as a song. Fish rules wow it's the greatest band ever they're better than ever right. Now i've been seeing them since the 80s.

I have a mortgage and a family, but on the weekends i do this you're wearing a suit. I'm not wow um, i'm not a fish. I'm here for fish, it was up what they did to you, bro. It was up what they did to you bro.

What are you talking about man? They took your show tree like dude, you created it from ground floor boom. Then you know those people dude you're. Still out here doing it all gas know what channel 5 full damn? How did you know yeah it's a song about communication? Are you a good communicator? Yes, are you a strategic communicator? Yes, what's your favorite way to communicate actually zoom and microsoft teams, because i work in the energy business all my kids are big fans of andrew hair really absolutely shout out to zane zoe and ruben thanks. You got the best dad at the fish lot.

That's right! Promise it can. I check your shirt out real, quick, uh, abercrombie and fitch feminist abercromian fetch what my sister gave it to me. You know, that's not that's not that's something. What do you want to be when you grow up um, like my dad? What does your dad do for a living? He was a monk still a monk.

No, he passed away six months ago. Oh rest in peace, man. Thank you thank you, but he wore a rope and sandals and habit old school style. What's your plan to become a muk um, i become grounded, you know and then find myself.
Okay, fair enough. I wish you the best of luck. Anything else you want to say to the world. Good luck! Thank you! A lot of people love fish for the community and and rightfully so it's it's something we all rally behind in something we all love and yeah.

It gives you fear it makes me feel like i belong like i'm, like i'm home. I feel, like i'm part of a group of people that knows what the hell this is all about. You know, and also like it just makes me dance. I'm mars sanford and i've been to around 230 fish shows worcester in 95, olympic center lake placid, harvard civic center back to madison square garden, back to worcester, philly, north carolina wisconsin and then that year for new year's - oh no, that was the year prior new year's.

Wait is it no? No! No! No! I'm like yeah january 2015, where i met my wife at its best times, yeah. The show experience is a presence blackout like that's, that's what'll happen in the middle of the show, you'll think. Oh, my god, i forgot. I still owe on my insurance bill and, like oh, my god, is everything going to be okay at the hotel.

Do i get this out of the car and then you snap back to it you're like no. I don't know if you've ever meditated, but it's like meditation, where you're observing your thoughts and you just realize and you let them go yeah yeah presence. I get is just true experience and observation. Hopefully, all right yeah, i'm out here, i'm making your wish because i'm out here at forum, i'm watching that fish.

You know i got barks, but you know that's a tree. I'm out here, i'm big maxie and you know i'm the best. That's what you thought cause. I'm out here smoking on the parking lot.

God damn it. You know this ain't, no fake cause. I'm out here going viral all gas, no breaks hell, yeah! No, no! I'm good jump. The mic he's out he's out he's out he's good.

It's sort of fine! Now cincinnati, what's the best thing about cincinnati, i don't really think there's anything good about cincinnati, except for the chile. It's just ohio, chile baby. Do you have cash app? I have venmo, you should get cash app. It's a superior service, cash app's amazing! I love cash.

App you should get cash up, i'm gon na download it right now. Cash app the best way to pay for legal goods and services uh in the lot outside of a fish concert, we're looking at operations and they're 20 bucks apiece come find me any stop of the tour. There's really good bush in some of these there's a bunch of bush. Do you want any vintage porn? I'm good.

I appreciate i'm selling pins, so you know i like those. I go online now nobody likes bushes, though i don't know. What's the tory needs for everything. I need to chew: what's your favorite porn website? Oh well, you know, they're, probably the one that starts with an x, my favorite category of porn, like my favorite category of food, there's extremely few categories of porn that i don't like uh, whether they whatever sexuality.
It is whatever fetish, it is. I would say just about like i like so many different types of corn. For me, variety is the spice of life. You, like domination, porn, good one, keep them coming, poor people getting kicked in the nuts and stuff.

I don't know that that might be a little bit much, though, that that's that that could be a little hardcore. Yeah, that's an honest interview. I just saw some guy get knocked out for selling fake net fake gas yeah. That was pretty wild fake.

Nitrous nitrous yeah hit a balloon and it wasn't and didn't get high and he went and up oh hit the guy. It was crazy, feel bad for the guy who got knocked out. No, he was selling fake gas. Oh sometimes the vibe can go bad yeah for sure yeah.

Oh! What's that that's the hiss of the nitrous mafia, a violent drug gang that controls the sale of nitrous oxide balloons. Even rainbows have shadows the nitrous mafia, and where do you find them just listen for the sound of gas, another one? How many fish shows have you been to actually i've? I've been in three just fish shows because i hate fish. I hate fish yeah. Why? I don't know you don't like the music very much it's it's a noodling type thing.

You know it's kind of noodling around and stuff. You know, trey is uh. One note my men's is drooling. I need a fresh balloon.

I need a fresh balloon. A fresh fish is a form musician. One lighting director band that started in vermont in the early 1980s is it doing and really kind of grew in scale. Around 1990 onwards assigned to a major label made multiple studio recordings, but is more known for their live performances.

They encouraged their fans to trade, audio tapes of their live shows. They didn't repeat their set list, they improvise, they did different things every night. So you don't like fish. I do not like fish, they felt like the sons of dentists who had access to nitrous tanks, who then, with the proceeds from nitrous, could buy cocaine like it felt like that crowd and for my taste it was gimmicky and it felt noodly it didn't swing.

It didn't rock, can i do a less dickish version of some of that conceptually fish, the main guy trey, seems like a decent guy there's some ideas that are good, but they keep making bad songs. You used to uh, kick it with kurt cobain right yeah. I don't want to overstate it, but yeah did he with fish? No, i do not believe that kurt cobain with fish fish is probably the last band. I would have ever talked to kurt cobain about what about dave grohl.

What's it like doing all those balloons? How do you feel you tell me no shots if it's not bigger than your head, it won't put you to bed, we got the best gas on the life here, my mana, you get that cheap spoon. You die, you hear me. Is there a point at which someone has done so many balloons that you're gon na cut them off and be like? No more? No, no after you die, i'm never cut anybody off in the history of balloons. No, not even jerry, garcia, yeah, hey andrew! Yes, it's the baby right.
Your sticker is the baby inside of the grateful dead logo. Well, aren't we all hey baby? I just met you tonight. You seemed like a pretty good guy when your sticker was put on my shirt. I don't know how to buy a couple stickers.

I don't think that the guy that put that sticker on you is the best baby. I don't think so either. Oh i'm the designer of these right here. What led you to design this? The baby's great actually greatest, rapper alive right now.

What's your favorite babysit, i like his collabs, i don't know right now. Can you spit four of your favorite baby bars real quick? They all contain the n-word. So what i did like it doesn't really matter. I mean what the why counting down to five minutes right now ready what five-minute countdown right the now.

What are you talking about? Are you ready? Are you ready for what i know and i gave you a five-minute countdown and i'll show you what's happening in five minutes too many questions come on andrew what the hell is going on. You are missing out. How many times have you tabbed it over a hundred? You have a lifetime tab goal, no just just keep on tapping and having fun hello, um, wow, you're worth 300.. That's great! Who are you wow? Who is that guy? I don't know.

Is it a friend of yours? No, but he looks it's an amazing painting and he's waiting to see your butthole he's screaming it's the face of anticipation as he's waiting to see a butthole. This is the guy we have to show our anus to it was like anthony fontana or whatever the his name is hey guy man. You know what i think their whole their take on. Forcing people to get vaccinated is, and they should have a spine and they should actually stand up for people's rights.

You know what that's what we that's the message we have to say to fish fish. Okay, it's the whole scene. Everybody is out for the money. I think we're being strong people from the psychedelic movement should think higher this one.

I never flown 30 years ago. Yeah, you think higher than all this, but i think you're being strong-armed hello. Wake up. Have you been in berkeley? Have you been in berkeley, yeah yeah? You go, walk around berkeley and talk to people.

They'll. Tell you all about it. It's about waking up. When did things change, dude um? I think it changed with a newer generation like you can't teach old school like that, you can only get strains of it and then the media gets into it and the media does things and young people.

You know they're. Looking for a certain message and so jesus the power, the power's within you, you know yeah, i uh i cooked. I feel bad for anybody who uh who thinks that it's part of a ploy to get us vaccinated yeah. It is a shame to weave just for national based aging millionaires into your conspiracy theory.
I'll say that i think it's a uh government-run operation to sort of create a sort of chorale for certain levels of consciousness. Basically, a woman, i think it's rooted in some really special magical things. So there's a lot of magic here, magic, there's a lot of sort of stasis as well. So it's like a sort of magic.

It's like a consciousness vector it's a consciousness program. You know so i i've come to believe that they're sort of like uh hyper magic, hyper, intelligent sort of uh inter-dimensional forces, um, coordinating events on this. What, if he's right existence? What, if he's right, it's still spinning you know for as a as a community, it could be right here seems awesome. It is it's it's very low.

It's very loving people are really here for the music, and i think that, given the music industry and things that are going on, if you looked at it from the perspective of like they are, there are higher dimensions and there are other planes of existence. They might be off planet, they might be in planet or they might be on other planets. But i think that that's being coordinated by forces that have higher intelligence than the average human you know coordinate and they're they're, probably buying with each other for control, and i think that you know that's what i meant by government program. You know they're coordinating holy.

You know the obvious channels: what are you doing walking around talking to people saying? What's up, that's what i'm doing we're doing the same thing. So what have you learned today? It just sounds like i have a better voice for uh broadcasts smash tournaments, but you can have it too. I went to broadcast journalism school and nothing really works. One of these guys you're watching channel 5 news.

Don't do anything. I wouldn't do what kind of stuff do you do because of the islam boys tap into like um, a huge feeling of not to be dark or dismal, but like insignificance like i'm here and i'm an expert at fish and i've seen 230, whatever shows and i've Like spent all this money, you've seen them all over the place and for so many years so it's like i'm tapped in and it means so much to me. But in the grand scheme of things it's not really that important. Okay, that is probably one of the most one of the most basic things that we've heard in a long time.

In the grand scheme of things, it's not really that important. Just like all points of entertainment, true true fan, chad says: hey man, um greek is based. I follow him, let let the lefties um vac dog hate on him. What what give me tonight?.


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16 thoughts on “Xqc reacts to phish lot channel 5 with andrew callaghan”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars IAmSlaytanic says:

    This was the funniest channel 5 video hands down, thanks for the reaction xqc n upload editor

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Agane says:

    WAYTOODANK

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Sam G says:

    These videos are a fever dream I swear

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Rich says:

    Can we all agree when he uploads our day gets better 💝

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    Don't do drugs or ever come to California

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars David Brooks says:

    Happy new years everyone

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars GMH says:

    I want fish

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Drakonus says:

    He should react to Konbini Confessions. It's pretty much the Japanese version of Channel 5, but with drunk people. Plus, there're English subtitles, since the guy who's running the channel is half-American-half-Japanese, and is also a rapper.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Drym says:

    Waited for the reactlord to do this one, my favourite channel 5 vid so far

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