Not camp but phil if we had a dex build, plus uh plus six, just like these blades welcome to and we're better upgraded. This is independent. Why does every boss weapon in every game come play? Garbage every every boss weapon in the soul series is literal ass. Crack i hate it.

Nobody likes that it's annoying. It is so bad uh. I don't think it's a boss right, oh my god, dude sir, can i get a chance. I just bought the game and my sword is dog.

Sir. Give me a chance please, sir. Sir. Okay, so how do we feel about going back to the double sword bill? How do we feel about that? I think we give it a try at least guys.

We always do ourselves at this trend. Wait. What is he farting on me? What the is that dude dude he's just fighting my face, okay, so how do you feel about these swords, competitive ones, but it's good or not so, okay, i mean it's not. I mean we're not doing too bad well, not under leveled at all.

Well, i think we're like we're like right on pace. I think poison one. You died. Okay, okay, i i think the bigger swords are better.

We just have to go one by one. This is not gon na cut it guys. What you're, seeing at the beginning is the um guys that's the holy damage whenever i get the buff on, but all in all you're not going to get that buff of the entire fight. I think, consistently over over time.

These swords are way better than clothes either. One wow this is the handle. I have normal this one, i'm gon na die with armor. We've survived the one two strike before right.

We survived one to striker with armor on. Let's go no this this this, this okay, chad. Now i think we removed the successful attacks and we put boosts non-physical damage. No hey, okay, i mean come on now.

Dude guys has ever done this attack before i've. Never seen him do the one two like that. One two: i knew some joke before. Okay, i think we use different summon at this time.

I think we try to use the let's do consecutive attacks 89. Can we afford this? I think we can right. Oh, we barely can't wait how hey man be nice. What what the fudge was that i don't spam, roll dude dude stop acting like you know the pattern of the boss entirely dude.

I never panicked rule dude. I only had i only roll at a perfect interval was that frame perfect off dude you're being dumb dude. You don't do that so something weird foreign uh, so slow. The same mistake back-to-back actual dog at the game, same mistake back to back.

I can't buy it. I don't believe it hey xqc. Are you enjoying the game so far guys he does it um and also uh it's hard to figure out when full hp, it's nearly one-shotting you, anyway. Okay, i don't see it.

What we're wearing my brother! Why me? No man guys, i think, the only problem with this boss that has some problem with them is the animations. I can't but feel that the animations are so similar one to another, it's hard to figure out what kind of abilities coming next like. I actually have no idea half the times, i'm taking a wild guess at what it looks. Like i mean i'm seeing an animation okay, i said it dude like.

Can you stop moving around, i stopped moving dude. Did it did it? Did it holy i've ever actually something that that dude holy i'm going reddit holy the drama snapped, i'm dressed, he just wasn't moving. He just he's just not moving it chill chill man hey, settle down boys chill chills. We can do this guys, okay, something deep inside of me.

Some voice is being weird and saying: dude we're never gon na finish the game, because this bill is dog this order. This sword is ass crack and you will never get the items back. So you get better better items and you that's what it's standing, what hey guys again developer here, if you dodge the second ability, that's okay, the third one you can't dodge. If you touch the second one and you'll instantly die you so i mean the sword.

Art is so long to cast you think it's a turn-based game. Dude, oh, like dude, just hit the dude man holy man. Dude just cast the ability already go, go go, go, go like dude! Imagine if i could do that. Imagine if i could do that that extendability is doing i'd, be smoking for boss, dude i'd be smoking, but i can't this just lame dude.

I do it again. I i think it's winnable she's gon na get through the first boss, and i think i think it's like one easier get it bite me sucker. Don't do that! What what the uh? I did it every time: dude, okay, okay, okay! These are the dog. Let's just keep this stack all right: okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, i mean i wield, i yield, i wield.

I healed. Okay, i yield my argument. The swords are dog. I thought i would handle a nice strength build.

Am i chad happy with my big ass swords and feel like a warrior? It's trash, it's dog. I want to hear about it. I this is unacceptably bad chat. Some voice is telling me.

Mr cow is just not a gaming world might as well do what you do best and react to someone who knows poor jellyfish just got smoked. I can't remember the target swords are dog: what uh? No ah, okay, the jumps are good, though the jumps are working guys, aren't the jumps working though wow. If you keep dying to this boss, you might actually catch up to the amount of times. No, i'm so tired of hearing something that didn't i knew so so you happy, then you happy look.

This is my roll okay. This is my jump and this is my run. We tried your build. No try, mine! You got nothing idea.

How about we cheat? Are we allowed to cheat watch this we're gon na build this sword? Oh wow, it's so heavy! I can't even move my character end of the battle we're gon na. Do art cast and drop the sword? What wait? What the that's? Not that's, not even fun! Wait! That's not even fun, though. What is that garbage that is literal garbage, my camera's locked, i can't see the game is broken. The guy is running started, making a fissure to the boom.

What the is that man come on go fighting. I have a dream foreign. It is what it is also they have the then register. I have no d1 guys.

One sword is bad. This is the same speed as this. It's the same, it's literally speeding. You can't two hand one sword, doesn't let you wait, i'm doing no damage to them at all, i'm doing zero damage to them.

Okay, okay, chat. What is that i hit with both blades or it did it just it didn't register, and i only got a one. One strike that was only a one striker right: it wasn't two strike. Was it okay? No, no! Okay! So go okay! Okay, so i thought i thought i'm gon na get hit by second and then dodge third except second staggers.

What no? No? No! No! No! No! No, you strike three staggers. I know back right here boys what come on wow his friend spawns, and i get a dog unlucky strike now at the off. Oh, my god! What is that? What even? Is that? What what? What was that my man's having a seizure? Okay, i'm gon na be honest, i'm gon na be honest. The hitbox of this boss is a little bit off.

It's a little bit off voice, guys, it's not striking like someone. Sometimes my blade literally hits the blade physically, not even like the cloud of the head box and it's it's just not hitting off dude i mean okay, you killed him congrats man, i mean i couldn't drink dude, okay, also, what i feel like in this game, there's A lot of abilities and that you can use and i'm not using it like the uh, the the the potion - i'm not using a lot. You know dude it as i have. I have a good feeling about this one.

You know chat, i'm going all in i'm using a one arc and i'm using magic, juicer or lightning juicer. Why? I can't yeah, i can't put it on uh. Come on stop moving dude. The man just keeps moving the whole way through, like man, he just keeps moving.

Dude no jump attacks are super good guys. They're saving us man, guys jump attacks, are saving us they're, the saving craziest ass. Have you thought about killing the first one before the second one shows chance he shows up after 50 hp after the hp spawns or like uh 60.. I dodged that, but, okay, so yeah, i'm not gon na hit the new one.

What what the head box is? It's just garbage, it's just it. It's actually just garbage fix the game. Fix the game, fix the game, fix the game fix the guy fix. Am i crazy am i am.

I crazy, though? Am i crazy, or am i crazy, send a clip that literally hit him straight on the knuckle? Knuckle you guys it brushed. It literally went straight through it. Dude watch them a minute. I'm gon na get poisoned here.

Oh almost come on come on you dude. I hit put me up, put me flip my ass up. Is he crazy yeah? I guess we'll find out what what guys it went through the femur i didn't miss. I miss i literally did not miss.

I did not miss nope. Absolutely not if you know how dark souls nope nope the head boxes, that should have hit 100 you're just being weird about it. Dude, nobody missed her. Nobody missed garbage as much man.

You are crazy. I dodged, but okay, what wait? What, ah i mean, the boss is annoying enough, but his brother is on actual crack the man. This will not stop spinning. He just won't dude carvers coggers carter's, cockers, carvers, dodge roll back, flip side, step, tumble, weed, dash, fake step and slide.

But you know what you cannot dodge: that big platform record: okay, let's wait till second guy spawns before summoning what up? Okay? Will all the respect to this game? Man? Okay, i think it's kind of lame if your game has uh monsters that kill in the one or two hits unless it's a severe skill check that you're missing in town like a void zone to it, is just not fun. Wow that hit me. I don't know what, from from what, from what this, what what is a hat xqc? Is there a possibility that you can parry this guy uh? I mean okay dude from software. They they love a cinematic effect so going up in the air for 20 meters.

After getting striked and then standing under the as soon as you land like come on dude, like don't give me like impossible. This is trash dude i get one tapped in it. Bang i'm getting smoked on. Go, go! Go fight! Me fight me.

Of course. It hits me at the end i'm going to bait him backwards, a little bit because his butterfly on the other side. You know oh wow, okay, what guys you can't one hand a two-hander, stop it! I'm gon na lose my mind. Sucka, you can't one hand, look see, that's still one hand.

So what so i can't drink dude i cannot drink. I cannot drink it. Let me drink from the flasky. Let me drink from the pulaski.

Okay, you can't two hand one blade. One is a two-hander. You cannot look see this, that's one hand, look that is one hand man so annoying literally cheating uh uh. What what he wait? He spun across wait.

He spun across the map and got two of the literally both both of the same time. Why is this boss? So hard, that's what i'm messing too man like. Why is it so hard? It shouldn't. Be this hard, you shouldn't what that's illegal! That is illegal, that is against the law.

Uh. I think we um. We really get flasks to go 10., not to go down. We can't it's america now you can't, you can't can't you stop skip them like that's where we're in the game like this is this is the main boss like like this boss, the game brought us here like we killed one of the main bosses of the game And he made a hole into this into the game entered into the terrain, and this is where it leads us like this is the main story? Go go, go! Go! Let me strike.

Let me come on this game is so annoying? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, guys! Oh, my god, now i'm thinking we uh, we go upgrade the old swords and use the old swords, because this is not gon na cut it xccl. Okay, this was optional. What do we go then? Oh, that's a good one is what it's over wait once why the poison here? What what's happening? Why is there poison there there's there hasn't, never been poison? Oh no, please guys come on come on just one time, man. Why am i poisoned? Why is there poison there they're literally just both bugged? At this point, i need to trigger the other one trigger.

I'm triggered, i'm gone jump max manageability, literally just bugged, okay, more pooping, literally buggy. Look at him he's actually just glitched in look, it doesn't say mainly ability on the arranged target to keep it up. I i'm sorry chad. This is just annoying.

So when volume spawn the ai just crashes like it's in, like you guys, the ai is crashing literally. As when there's two of them, they're bugging they're bargaining off man, we're done with the weapons that are good. This is the only thing we have enough that didn't hit. But okay, i mean whatever uh.

We could try the other blades, but i don't think they're good enough. I think this is about as good as it gets in terms of the actual raw damage or dps unless we go full decks, but even then what are we going to get for next weapon? Uh, let under the game - i don't know, so what wait? What yeah i get it? The game is made for casters. It is what it is: hey. This game museum had a new class arcane faith intellect for everybody to just spam, intellect and go right to the thing it's so lame dude, it's like hello! Why am i? Why am i tanking? Oh, that never healed wow, okay, okay! This is me being bad.

Let me think about it: the side strike again: okay, let's set middle reminders again we're gon na set mental mental mental checkpoints; okay, okay thanks feeling wholesome tonight and remember when you posed for a booba thumbnail during cyberpunk good times, man loving the stream, the long strike, The long strike is easy. The side swipe is a slow attack. The double strike ends with a poke. This one ends with a big ability.

Oh wow, oh wow, you went for it. What wait? What i poisoned? What is happening with? Okay get it i get it. I get it i get it. I understand it during a late game when he does an attack that would normally get you a free strike.

He instead causes poison, because you you that's. Why guys? This is my last try after this, i think we are going to respect the full decks like the game. Wants you to like a lord and we're going full twin blades and we're just gon na spend abilities broken game. Why is there poison here? I don't want, why is there plays in the corner, nobody's been there forever a year dude? Why is he going towards me? Huh, i mean there's just bugs look they're just bugged.

The ai is at just glitched completely. It is completely bugged guys. No! No! No! No! No, no is it i'm not kidding about this. You might think.

Oh, this guy's delusional this guy's crazy. This guy's trimmer is nuts he's losing his mind. He's just talking for no reason the ai, the targeting the ai and their their skill set is, is legitimately poorly coded for that game. It makes no sense how bugged it is they're both not attacking it.

They're both static they're, both looking and they're, just playing spawn and ren places. It is it literally bugged attack me please attack me. I i learned from last time remember that i learned double time. You like that ass.

I learned it. I learned it uh. In my events, though, that ability is extremely hardcore, one more one more got it learned i learned. Well i dodged that.

But okay lag what? Okay? Can you actually see this boss? Hey exits, the game? Dev here we go, we can come back later afraid the spirit ashes. How about the armor? I think you might have some brain damage from all. These blunt swings to the noggin you've been taking for the past hour. So i'm here to remind you: okay, okay, you don't work at the company, okay and then you're gon na you're gon na donate, like this at least give me your handle.

You do not work at shut up ass. I forgot about that. Okay! Okay, i understand you, can you can modify the spirit action? Algorithm? Okay, but i don't use spirit ashes you. I do not use them, because i don't use normal blades that have them they have their own that are stuck when you buy the bot.

When you you, don't look at your connection, man uh damages garbage garbage damage. What i made the range that should be hitting me, wait a double. Try account wait. He really goes for that.

Wow. Okay, i get it. I get it. I understand.

Okay, i learned. I learned if he does the spinner attack you tank one you're immune to two. You dodge three. If you dodge one, you stagger on two and you die on three.

So in that ability, if you, if you can't get out of range, you won't get staggered by two right. But if you are in range you get you get. If you and you get hit, you take one and you immune to to dodge three, so so dodge backwards create distance. If you get hit by one, it won't matter makes sense, come on pipe me.

Let's go fight and he's really bugged he's done attacking him. I thought i would dodge it, but okay dodge easy poison, easy! So, okay, let's skip it, and i think we can make it later: okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, it! We will come back at a later time, skip okay! Where else can we go in the map? Red zone correct, is there more in red zone than the boss to be killed? Okay. The tower here has an item that i don't know what to do with them go into your big rune. What even is that dude? I don't know what that is.

Look him. How do you keep a great rune guys? You can't equip this? It's it's a key. It's a key! It's a key! It's the kids, kids, kids, kids chest! We already went up there, there's nothing up there. Okay, this is garbage.

You can't use that. No! No! What the big bridge in the middle of the map go to equip the great ruiner, the big brit in the middle of the map, this bruno below that on the over there, oh at the tower. But how do you get there uh guys? This is a really easy boss, so we even bother killing this guy out. Let's not do that.

It's probably it's probably a joke. We'll get rid of this one tap it nah, not for the point. We can come back here next time, uh if we uh. If we need souls or something we could probably get crystals down chad, how do you get up top? I don't i don't get it? It's not a boss.

It's a monster, this guy, okay, then i guess we find a way to get up and we go up top okay step in. Ask me: seven yeah yeah you're, happy now i i i asked by your name: oh my god. You've got some recognition holy guys. My name is seven guys say my name and i'll give you the answer.

What a cuck, who the are you do you mean the answer? Is i'm sorry, i'm cranky cause i'm not getting answers. I need so. Where is it here in the castle, my brother? We do not know how to get to the castle. I do not know how to get to the castle.

My brother, how did you get there? Excuse me: oh the godzilla castle you mean over here, go to castle front gate up the road and go past. The lion just went past the lion over here as he opened the gate he's gone. My brother dude he's gone at night. What are you, smoking, pot friend, forehead? There's another teleporter inside the castle and backtrack the castle.

Man me my ass, get them where from here go on the map or the bridge connects throw the ground lift with the gates, got it. Thank you, man we're almost there. I think you could go to the ground from here right, yo yeah. I remember now who's helping you, don't i'm not feeling who's, helping he's helping that's what matters? Okay, i'm stuck somewhere and he's giving me some advice, he's being an advice, andy, but this time we can tolerate it.

Oh i see this okay now from here. Where am i going over here correct, so i have to go backwards. Did i it up from tp before grafted fight, run down past all enemies, downhill then keep eye open, left side for paul. Let's open! What's your sword! Oh the sword is sort of get after killing the big uh one of the big bosses.

It's pretty! It's a pretty far into the game. Sword you! I can't believe this. Okay is it. There is the turn enough to go.

Is it there? It's there right, it's there, okay, so vile dude, oh okay! Almost there boys run faster. You cuck, cuck cuck. Lord! That's right! Didn't kill the boss and then we it up come on come on, come on come on come on, come on, wait wrong spot. Where am i going downhill where you? Oh, i see it.

Okay in my defense, though, there's a block ah come on the birds, i'm gon na panic, so where, where here on the left in here? No, i remember this on beta, hey, x, hey chance had rough day, but i'm happy to end it with this stream. Much love xqcl man, let's go a boss, isn't it holy damage, negation, horseback attacks? Oh we can't use the horse here dude, because you want okay and forget about it. We're not getting any of them. Don't you dare, i know, lame ass.

I am now eternally haunted by the blood curdling cries of the samurai juice of all moon, as he's torn to shreds a thousand times by a pair of different archangels only to return to place them again. Oh no, the cycle is beginning again. Huh touch grass. I touch grass.

Thank you. Okay, we're going we're still going up after an elevator and a one million mile bridge still going up. Godric's great rune raises all attributes by how many equip at bonfire. So that's 43.

Previously right, uh, it's nothing zero! This is zero! It's it's zero. It's zero! You have to use a rune arc. Oh my god! It's like plus five to all. I think with that and if we go decks and upgrade the old weapon, we could probably kill the boss with that but chat.

We have two of them as we kill the other boss. Two look: the unborn rune. How do you get that one to go great same thing, but there's nothing here to do. Oh, i get it boys i get it.

You equip that thing over here at this tower at the very top. It's a mage rune. Ah, so we don't really give a okay guys if we're gon na skip the boss, that's down there. Do we go over here or not? Does anything do in red and there's a button, that's very hard to kill.

Should we respect or not guess respect it now, we're not because that i guess we're not gon na. Have that much respect we're gon na have five okay. It says great sword with ash. Okay, we cannot use ashes on this sword.

We just can't the game. Won't, let us look ashes of war, see it doesn't. Let us we can't put ash on it. Ah, is it time a rebirth chat, we respect or not come on.

I don't think it's worth it, i don't. I don't think we should. I don't think we respect. Let's just go, try the boss again, so i think we get ourselves a little bit of um vigor for sure for sure we have a lot of hp.

Now we have a lot lot lot of hp now. This is kind of wicked we could, if we could win at this point, boys we're gon na respect five times, okay, but do we actually think that that the that the the old blades are gon na? Do the job, i don't think so, jump attack, okay focus! So one come on spin! It nice, nice, nice jump, spin, jump spin, go go, go, go, jump, jump, jump, jump, nice! What a little break here with the poison come on. I don't know where that, where the juice dude that's so lame, though, ah yes wait. Chad where's the gargoyle's sword.

Oh my god c on strength. Wait a minute hold up 133 normal check. Is this busting? It doesn't look that crazy. Let's just keep the garbage traffic! These swords are good if you can commit to it like if you commit like the.

If you know that the fight and commit with your you commit to your attacks, this, these swords are really really strong uh. We got the glaze also right, the the the spike um, it's kind of garbage. Let's just keep the star scratch man for now you can finally progress with the game. I can't believe it boys as many times as that.

Okay, we're good. So at this point we can uh definitely uh level up uh by gore for sure uh. We could use this. I think at two level up, i don't know yeah left, probably not that too many right.

We skipped two of them. Oh wow need more chat. Look at the hp, though, because of the the rune, but if we die, we lose it all the bonus rest in coffin is that the ending! So where are we going we're going back above? Thank you for 30 months of entertainment. Even if we were playing gta the entire time, what's this one, all of that one good, we could have just tp'ed, never mind a new spot.

Can you tell us man? Why are you lying? Why are you lying? We already look at the taylor's man. Tell us man uh, it's horseback. Tell us man wait, wait! Five, six, eight nine! This can, i just go to all way to plus 18. wait.

The plus 18. huh there's a growth over there. Let's go to the grotto, i love getting bugged. I i love losing my room because i'm actually bugged the korean.

I love that yeah it's over with us. Yep lost like a million hp off. Let's go left horse this time. Why am i being? Why do i even take the time to kill this big fat pig? Why am i even taking the time to slaughter this pig sucker? No, no! We're not going there anymore! Okay, we're going there we're going to go pass them.

What is this the ellen skipper? What are you talking about see now? This is the oven skip enhancement. All this i've been watching your streams since i was 17 and now i'm turning 21 next week. Many unfortunate people don't even make it to 21. So i'm feeling quite grateful for the entertainment and motivational speeches.

Xqcl wait. Did my car just crash? What just happened you the bees, my capture card almost crashed. I don't know why, though, where we at okay rooney, oh my goodness, almost fell off. Actually, i did fall off.

I fell off hard, plus l, the bees man stop the bees man there's so many of them. Okay, okay, we're out of here boys, we're chilling out of here; no cavern, no tree, no entrances, no missed the spot. We're chilling! Oh another! Another finger: licker: aha: is she gon na lick it this time or not lick it? Oh lord gwen such humiliation. Oh my poor, sweet lordling should have died.

A true death as the first of the demigods to die as a martyr to destined death, but why the city yet bring such disgrace a sign of the golden bow sentenced to live in death. How could such a thing come to be she's not going to sleep at this time? Why not that's kind of weird? They always do it, though guys they always do it. No sucking i'm not gon na kill her dude, that's kind of weird man, she's, not gon. Na give me oh we're.

Gon na get a dungeon here. Boys we're gon na get a dungeon. I can feel it a boss. Oh a map.

Okay, everything goes well. Look around for stuff, i think i see a thing nope, nothing! Let's go to the button boys ew. What's in there all that wait. Where was the boss at chat? Was it a tree? Am i crazy? Oh, it was a tree jesus see ya, because if i want something out of the room - and i get it, why would i go back and fight the guy? I got what i wanted man.

Ah, this area is insanely huge jesus, okay, um. Let's get the bonfire and then we're gon na go back yeah. We didn't see the whole game. Relax.

It's like five monsters. There's a big ass placer, though dude look at this map. It's insane dude. This map is a huge chat.

Oh wow, if you were a caster before you probably love this item right, i said item down there, we're gon na go drop down when we have the time for it. That's a lot of ruins holy chat. What do we do? Do we get the item down there first or we go, we go to the top of the. I think we go to the toughest man, that's not that that that's cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked okay - that is absolutely cooked, i'm playing all day and i'm playing.

So i'm tired to be honest. I'm today, i'm just kind of just playing the game. They're playing video games, then sometimes we do react around react reynolds, sometimes whatever she's not playing and two shots. What an entrance over there boys miss the key man shut your trap, man technically, couldn't we literally just spawn at the ball of the home player over here, and it's re-kill these guys over and over again yeah.

That is so much ruins. That's like 4k, each! If we could get one level per respawn in 20 minutes, we could get like what, like five levels, probably just try it look on fire yeah. This seems kind of broken actually hold up. Let me see they respawn dude dude wait a minute.

This is actually broken. So um wait is the catch i just actually broken, though okay same amounts. Okay, i mean it doesn't matter because i mean you think about it. We're gon na get the souls plus the respawn it's.

It might actually be faster to die than not to die right. Get less per every time? No, you don't go something! Look. 3.5. 000.

Each same amount, uh, guys. 20K. Runner some amounts. Let's not i mean do i'm on the level.

So why not? Why not so guys any more runs. I mean that doesn't count. No, we don't lose that we could just respond and get it because i fall here, but i don't think it's gon na happen and respawn or one respawn. I think it might be faster right.

I think it's more efficient. I'm as i responded. I'm sorry. I almost fell off.

I got scared, i mean chad. This is kind of cheese, but yeah mormons at night. Okay, guys, the devs did not think about this. Properly, though this is not my fault guys, the devs did not did they doesn't wasn't it, they didn't think about this, probably at all.

No it's night time right same amount, i'm sure we'll figure it out before we dude guys. This is a ridiculous amount of souls, though i i hope, if you understand how much, how much is this chat? Getting a guy that gives a thousand uh souls is super rare. These are 3.5 000 each and they're ready for the bonfire and there's two of them. There's three of them can't get the top guy first x.

Thirty thousand! This is actually crazy. All right! This is gon na, be a patch days happen. I'm deadline for the loop good one boy, since this game has online. I think we're going to abuse.

If i got this, so i could just roll everybody online. I always forget about this because i don't play online in games like this. Should i feel like it's probably gon na get patched within like uh. I don't know like five hours.

I think if we don't farm it now, we'll never because i was gon na continue the game right and come to do it later, but i'm i'm thinking it's probably going to be fixed later, whoa. 51. 000.. Why? What happened? Why did he just bugged guys what happened to it? Oh, yes, golden eyes: what is it like? A shiny, hey boy, that's kind of cool, so he's a silver hand inventory what's the silver hand, boost iron discovery, i'm in the gold one.

Oh, i mean dude, you just cooked me. Man, oh wait a minute. Oh, this is not getting okay. This is getting really weird.

Now, oh my god dude why they stack just see if uh going to the bonfire resets it they're, not it doesn't, and how long does it last yet? Oh my god dude! Oh my there's! No guys this one. They stack right. Here's about to find out! No! They don't wasted him well, no one should have power game at the whole point. Where we're doing it, then this is literally cheating.

You think i give a but don't shoot me because i'm streaming this man, if you were on your own, you had the game, and you found this. You you'd abuse the out of this man. I don't give a, but i don't give a you're not going to me like a streamer man. I just i'm just i just play the game.

What would you be the higher standard? Did you play the video game? Man go down? Oh it's! The top of the screen guys what was that suzy, though you guys see it it's like whenever you get it, you get like invaded by somebody, but there's no text on it. It's a bug. Oh i lost my uh. I don't.

I lost my silver end. How many more times so easy i mean i look at my hp now, i'm kind of i'm kind of going hard now also, when did he use the roon okay? Today's a room, i think i'm ruining another golden eye was that another golden eye? Okay, guys i'm just gon na, say it: okay, i'm just gon na, say it okay, this is not in my strata. I got a twitter em from um and goldman. He said um, he told me he told me how to do it.

He said he's doing it on stream for his next easy. Well, they get another 17 thousand chat. Why am i getting so many golden eyes? What's happening? Another 17. 000..

Oh, my! What's up that's six level in like five minutes, a bit of money off camera boys enough? No, no! No! That's the whole point of it. Not enough dude. Should we add insurance. Now you think so endurance, all right.

Let's go find some of the parents. Chad. Can you buy these golden hands somewhere foreign? What are you buying man? How much is it if i was very, very, very good at the game and i had movement - that's like insane and stellar. I would do the the three run, but i'm not good enough.

So i'm not i'm not. I don't want to bother with it because technically you could, if you were insane, do the top and go down, but i mean yeah they'll hand the war off. I know that's why i'm dying for goodbye more happy birthday done. Gold mines are only at night yeah.

I figured that out. Well, it's not about maximizing each run. It's about um, minimizing your runs literally maxing it you want to minimize them on the time you're doing it. So getting max max amount of uh.

Things is kind of bad. This is this is busted. This is actually busted, oh roundtable has it and how much is it america's third church? How much is it try? Is it worth it if we go to um? If i table and buy some gold, we go buy some hands and who sells it? The lady down below right on the right here, nash, doesn't have any where guys, where the basement's guy 900 tons per hour yeah. But i'm streaming this.

This is like uh, it's like anti-content. You know can't find all day, dude nah he doesn't sell any. No. He doesn't sell anything uh the roots.

This one i mean it's patched, nope all good voice. Oh my god, 17 000 holy entrance. Oh this helps our load. Okay, it all right, let's, let's just power farm, this boys boys, let's just perform it dude two levels: it gave me.

What is that like six, it could load. I mean dude, we'll be able to wear all the armors in the game. That's a major bank alert. Come on video in the same time, what kind of videos you want you want some uh, how it's made, i think mods are, i don't even know if monster farming with me right now, can we do the media right now or not? I don't think so.

Okay, guys, we only have dave one one chat, he's alone as a mod and two he's british there's no way he can do this. I get it man, sorry man, physics. Can you give me a good interesting playlist of let's say how it's made or something? Okay, somebody has to do it, he doesn't do it he's being lazy. As you have some that's cool okay, i won't be able to see donald's doing that.

I guess i'll. Barely i'll barely be able to see him. Okay, chad! What's that guys, nobody told me i had this because i had sauce the whole time. On my face.

Dude, i had a chunk of sauce on my face all the time. Okay, listen! Oh my gosh back first, okay check! This is a 7 000 runes per like 30 seconds and you have to go to the spot, which is called deep root depths at this bone fire it's under the map. Look it's under the map and the run is simple: go to the bonfire get two good swords or whatever you use. You go down the route, this guy, first jump dead, mounts up backwards, jump jump pop, seven thousand back on the mount double jump, pull it onto the ball fire and then boom reset rinse repeats 30 seconds.

7000 xp easy. Maybe if you want to chat um, how is this called again? It's not that that's what the bumper is called, let's call something else, i'll show it a minute. Um across the roots, is the bonfire across the roots. This one right here last one guys it was for the game, but we made it back though, because we made it back, though, ah chat, two more runs, so we get a little one.

Last time this i almost had a mill uh, i'm really almost out of meal. Actually, hey kid makes it. You manage to go faster, it's about it's about 700, 000. An hour.

I think challenge. Is it 7 000 an hour but 99 hours? Where is it? I showed you some deeper depths across the roots, it's pretty fun to the game, so that i don't think i don't think it matters that much it's fine, relax, we're not gon na know the souls chill out chat. Why is my room always activated? You guys know? I guess my room is always activated yeah. They have to have the ark on or not.

Oh falling to your death doesn't count as a death. Oh wow, we could wear this without fat rolling boys. Oh boys, we're gon na wear everything without fat rolling it. We are good boys you're the custom, flask wait.

You mean this uh this all right, oh or else. Oh, ah, stop time out time out now, oh stop spamming is going to attack the jellyfish hello. I mean he's just standing. I mean this.

Guy is just hardcore swimming and he just won't stop guys. The man is a hard spinning guys my rune is selected. Is it not? Is it is it in forever? Oh, my god. Now it is jesus christ, okay, um.

I think we're gon na go ahead and use um the archer for this. If you guys will not stop stop my god so annoying. Why i? Oh my god. Let me do that so play more.

What! Ah, what that, but there's more because look at this sharing! It, oh forty thousand, that's it ah come on man. Could it give us more than that? That's what i get in like was it four runs. Five runs, oh my god. Where the are we yeah? I don't use the flask enough.

I don't think it went up. Where'd, you get a bonfire they're, both over here my utmost, thanks for bringing me to the base of the urgery. Here i can govern my own movement and thus the accord is fulfilled. I shall depart to ascertain the purpose i was given farewell.

I shall leave torrent and the power to turn runes into strength here with you where she's gone. I wish you luck in realizing your ambition. You have fought long and hard. I have no doubt you will become elden.

Lord may you take the throne oh back, to being made unless no, i think, we'll go back down that track, because i always was down there because i feel like we didn't really explore the area, though uh at the roots. I think this one there was more at the bottom we didn't explore. Should we go back down there or not? Let's play this first time what's in here? First, oh, oh, oh god! Another boss, wait already, because i have a feeling. This boss is gon na, be insanely hard.

I mean bonfire's right next to it. Look at the look at the side of this look at this places. Look over in arena. Oh, oh, you can't go there.

Guess it won't. Let me wait what no we didn't find. What we have to do in the mage building yet um? I believe it's okay, so basically, where you get ruins in the game right and they become like great runes and they get like part of you when you use it at the bonfire. You can only have one at a time right, but my guess is that, since the boss is so close to that area, when you get the item for it, you're probably going to go back up and activate the rune of the lady of the of the the The child man i'm like slamming these monsters so hard thousand dollars.

I i just destroyed your kind man. I farmed this guy, so hard cave, moss, uh halfway through loot, again nope, no halfway, point load: boys. Oh we're going down. There know where we're going boys, i'm kind of lost dude.

I hate this guys guys i like exploring, but you know, like the explosion, anxiety you get dude they're like oh, i could go here. What am i here, though? Armor isn't cool? I get armor yeah armor, aware, though, where am i getting the armor from because this goes around? What about this? That goes down, go up again, dude, i i don't even know a curse. Thank you. I think you're.

So bad stop singing man. Okay! This is good. Any bone fires boys fun. Okay, where are the bonfires dude? Where are the bonfires roundable armor - is bad, though guys the one? Don't you sell this actual dog dude? I have to be so bad weapon.

Number uh, well weapon, arts phase. Two, i don't know how we could do or not. I don't have an fmp yeah it's over about halfway through about ah stop doing that. Dude smoked, this armor stinks it's a stinky armor and they got full combo to my pal.

Oh my god. It's a shortcut holy and they're. Getting like full staggered wait. We can't open that it's filled with like cristalis crystallus chrysalis, i'm figuring out.

No, we don't cast that. Oh, my god, okay destroyed, why no no loot, what a caravan and no loot that's like illegal. Okay, dog pack smoked that's the best we go in this place. Oh my god is that a boss, i'm not fighting a smoked.

What's up? Oh my god pizza, you say what are you streaming out? Okay, thank you. I love you bye pizza! Oh that's! What's gon na wicked guys because where's the bone fire, though how many enemies in the bonfire uh we haven't seen one? Oh, my god, this holy the kawamon, okay, okay, chad! Do you think that that the armor that you buy at the run level is actually decent? Better than this actually or not also has to fit really badly. Okay, i'm gon na. Let it explode, jeffy break.

He breaks white meow, write the me out. Hmm, so did i feel so good. I really get this whenever i actually rest and get some sleep like my whole body feels like uh like a massage. You know, like my whole body, feels like uh like actually not like complete ass.

You know i mean most of my days like most days of the week of the day, my whole body is tense and sore and weird it feels like it's like stretching and dying dude. When i get like one day where i i actually get rest, i sleep. I wake up i'm like holy man. This is what people feel like every day: jesus christ, man, shit's busting, it's kind of one.

It's kind of what's going on. Can i feel chilling? Oh man, it's kind of buzzing! Okay! Stop! Okay! Stop! I don't know the game. Oh sorry, the mommy nope nope nope, absolutely not nope; no, no stop it! No thanks nope! So we probably have to beat somebody at the bottom or use the lever somewhere at the bottom, and then we go back to the top and finish it up. Oh he's! Just spinning, yes, yes, that is up man, i feel so at peace now can't chunk.

I don't think i would um i'd like to ever happen, though a limited time offer only feeling like this too often. I think that that's how i would like stagnate and stop thinking. Probably you can't feel good all the time. It's a bad thing.

I think that's just my personal philosophy. You know, i feel like feeling good feeling too good too too often, not a good thing makes you have a head like um. How do you draw that then complacent a little bit? I mean it's, it's not it's not as healthy as the other, more better choices, but you know there's like um. You know i want to do something i want to.

You know i feel, like you know that if you're not that that's fire, it's like, like you know, go man. Do the thing. Man well you're kind of kind of going downwards trend sort of sucky. Lately, stop celebrating them dumb spam dinner, it's kind of like him not being stressed like a little bit of stress the armor.

Oh my god am i happy yeah, i'm most happy. I have a very low threshold of happiness, though not low, but like um. How do you call that, like it's easier for me to be happy? Oh, my god, i can't sword, it's not not a low standard. Somebody like that like it doesn't.

Take me much. It doesn't take me much to be happy, maybe we'll say yeah but dude. It's easy to say dude, that money now dude yeah, but even even when i was broken, it was kind of dark. Oh it's gon na swing, the juicer at the thing swing it.

What this area is immense, all right. This is where we came from right. Dude, am i completely brain gg guys. Do we get away from here or not? I don't get it.

We go down. No, we don't die here. All the road. You think i'm eating stale jack in a box, oh another, guy, again! No! No! No! No! No! No! No, no, no, absolutely not what oh yeah we have to film uh: okay, okay, okay, let's go! Give him a reminder of what it was like at the cliffs, no uh so got him! I'm i'm kind of buzzing at this game boys! Oh, we get the halliburton! Wait a minute one.

Third, i mean it's not as good as that sword, though. Okay, so from the tree, you can go down, but you can go also up. Okay, oh my god. This place is huge.

I don't know where to go guys. I know where to go first, should we push at the end of the hallway dude, so many places to go man? Okay, i say we go down first, so we can clear the back and we know what's behind us and when we go left or then we go right right. Should we have alberta, uh, hmm, hammer, no dude, no shots! Oh dude guys. I don't know where we're at right now full caster gear.

How come we never get a full set of armor? That is not for why? Don't we ever get the armor like that for for non caster man nfd? Oh my god, an nft! No, i look good in my reversal today. My friend hi mr cow. I got a package i need to ship out today. Can you hand me that piece of cardboard you're holding so i can craft a box? Oh it's not cardboard.

It's a sliced pizza that you are eating, absolutely despicable, dried up, slab of concrete smh xqcl whoa man - oh my god, guys. Where am i like, where the are we this place, is so big and elaborate. I have an oh okay, okay, i get it now. Okay, so it's a loop from the back sand got it so it loops back in makes sense.

Okay, back sand indoor loop, so the outdoor, oh wow, it's open! Now, okay, i said i would fight one of you guys, not all dude off. No, no! No! No! No, no, that was not part of the agreement. I'm out here, dude. No sorry, man chat, maybe you noticed.

Maybe you did not. Where are we? Where are we round table? That's where we're at yeah? You can chat guys among the thousands chat, we're about four or five who that are actually watching the gameplay. That's impressive boys, that's one of the biggest things we've had in a long time. What the hell! Now? Hmm, it's an oven.

Wait. Where was i going? Don't go and choke up now on the dry, ass, bread and cheese, three sips of coke for one bite of cardboard, no sauce or nothing on the tank. Just raw dust particles enjoy mister.com, i'm enjoying the gameplay xqcl, it's terrible. Today.

Where was i going? How did i get to overwatch? Is i got ta go inside? I don't smoke weed as long as i wish. I could smoke weed, but not really. Okay, much his memory is fading money. It gives me a really bad anxiety, really bad, like dangerous levels, brother.

It's my 18th birthday tomorrow. Can i get a feels birthday man less than three. This machine followed me dude christ, man dude, it's the machine! Dude! Stop doing that man, you man, i'm not in the mood for this like at all. Oh my god, dude! No, you shouldn't you shouldn't smoke because it makes you look cool because you think it's cool.

You should smoke at all. Actually don't do drugs man? Oh! Oh, i'm getting this another spot to get the juicer drugs! Well that because it's bad drinking is worse, i agree. I'm not talking about like them, not about like the daily consumption of something, but more of like the potential risk of adverse effects. People aren't always aware of them, like percentage adverse effect that you can have it with the trigger alcohol um and the range of what it can do is not like crazy, crazy.

It's bad, it's not crazy, but some of these other compounds, though guys i'm saying, do it once if you drink one time right, you're, not thinking a lot. I'm saying like a normal like how many people people consume normally like three beers, a beer whatever right unless you're like allergic or something not much, will happen right unless there's like like something to it right, nothing, but by doing that adverse effects, something that can happen. That's like uh too many difference. You know yeah, i get it like i'll call, it's a little damaging and you shouldn't drink it.

I think everybody everybody understands this, you know like alcohol is very damaging if you consume it like a lot or even you don't go to normal decent amounts. It's still very, very bad for you, but i think people always vastly under underplay the possible average effects from drugs uh just based on their personal experience, and that's like a very damaging thing to do. I think just because you smoke weed one time twice or whatever. Oh, like, ah, no, no, no, i'm not the puzzle in the disposable quadrant.

No, he likes the critical information to make a valid judgment. Oh no! No! No! These oblivious you're done! Oh wow, okay, oh boy! This new has got to be sweet, we're almost done building it. We just need a few more wooden planks. Oh my god, xqc is eating them all, never mind it's just his petrified 70 000 year old piece of world close call it now.

People say: oh no. Dude i've smoked weed like 80 times a day. Bro like it won't do anything dude like a blah blah blah and people always have their their personal and their personal. Like uh, anecdotal andy's, it's severely down playing like what can actually happen.

You know, but not everybody's doing the same. You know so do damn. He just got rolled my mango smoke. 80 000 sold for this man got swung like a cigar dude.

Oh my god, my man's got smoke done a new farm. It's on your farm, you're right. The godfrey packet first southern lord back xqc merkel, here 38 months up here, wow. That is amazing right.

That is amazing. For my 38th month of consecutive l, spam hello, that guy didn't listen to your drug tank, then we smoked on hey mr x. I challenge you to say this three times quickly: ready go red lorry, yellow lorry red lorry, yellow lorry red lorry, yellow lorry red lorry, yellow lorry. I have to go across huh, i'm gon na, say man.

Let's say these these nuts chad. What is that wait? Golden order principal principal's office. What is that give to a learned, collector, quite a new incantation and another chest, i'm not a mage, exactly something. Oh, my god.

It's dog! It's dark! This garbanzo oh, come on. Let me cheat the game. Please! Okay, oh wow! I cheated! Damn speedrun strats boys put those in the box chad to get here. I'm pretty sure we skipped like 80 zones uh just coincidentally, i'm not purpose.

Of course. Is this what the lady sits with her big fat, ass dude, you know what, in the other elders wait what damn minute kill busted way the blessing of the elder tree? That's got to be something. It can't be nothing grant's, weird blessing to celebrate allies. 38.

Faith, of course, dude everything is game is made for casters cast this cast that read a book. Read a bible. Make a book make a cleric, make a clergy make a all the diamond i'm out here trying to swing my sword around dude off. Oh, we have uh america wait.

Is this like this on a bus hey hold up grace what thomas? What is thy business with these thrones? Ah godric, the golden the twin prodigies, michela and melania general radon, prytal, reichardt, luna, princess ronnie, willful, traitors. All thy kind are all of our peace pillagers, emboldened by the flame of ambition. Huh, have it read her upon sheesh man, the haze hardened last of all kings rare, wait what wait, what it dropped everywhere and then it dropped on me except off.