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How do you roll enter and hold it and turn hold it? Okay, it's your turn. Do i get a better number? If i is there like a skill check for me doing dice? Oh, no, you can't you can't get to the game outs! Oh except you see. Whenever zoom you're trying to play you have to you, have to spam the intros, because otherwise it's gon na take too long so make sure you spam i'll tell you guys how to do it when we get there, i'm okay later on, though easy. Let's go! That's gon na be that that's gon na be tough to beat these yeah no shot.

Let's go see like all right here. We go 12 baby, okay, wow one snake eyes that is my god. Bro holy the dice are ready. You see right now see right there and say about this.

You guys say skip you skip, okay, always skip yeah, okay and then what you're doing some light some light, some real light. Okay, that's not bad at all! Actually, that's that's! That's good see they get to skip skip. Okay, i can't skip it okay and then buy yeah. I won't buy that it's kind of a shitty house, yeah of course, of course, you're not going to buy that what bro, if i land on that first turn, i'm i'm a mauled man.

Let me just increase the volume of this game and that's entertainment. Oh enter yeah, it's less! It's a lot of spending. Okay now and i'm gon na get uh three nuts chat. That is nuts.

If we get uh one, we can make houses at the beginning of the game. Something good insane i don't know is that the tax am i no? No, i think it's a train train. Oh there's a chance go to jail tax. Oh it's! This game is dude.

It is your time has come boom. What the you want me to do, oh, that means you get to go again right if you rolled up yeah, yeah, yeah yo, my game looks so weird why this property? Oh it just looks weird. Oh maybe you had the wrong resolution. I don't know what's wrong.

What are you playing on like? What kind of is your monitor like a 720? Well, what is it you have to go again. That's it all right here we go rolling, come on double double again hold and dice. Let's go! Oh, no! Seven! That's a seven! That's good. That is good.

My early game is bro all right spending. It's fine, kyle, yeah, dude, kyle's, cracked and then he's going to turn. It he's got two properties already yeah, all right, moses, see what you got. Man: okay, keep that i know you guys are gon na get in jail soon play again.

Your turn starts now. He's cheating man he's cheating. Why is it here? We go. What's your third roll, if you, if you roll? It's not, oh, my god.

Are you serious, yeah yeah. Now you got ta you use that card. I got ta use that card instantly. That's like wait.

What did you know the odds of that? That's like that's like cosmic or some, and it was twos as well. It was four that was yeah. It was four right yeah because i didn't have three, no, no more because you know because at the start, because earlier yeah, if you roll, doubles how many times in a row, you guys there's no way i'm playing right now. Bro! Oh, my hey, hey, pay me money, yeah yeah, it's one in 17 million! Well, i guess this is going to be my best game ever or the worst game.
Ever. Oh, really, it's a good role. That's a good role! First! Read it! Oh no! I thought it was, i thought it was. I thought it was a free parking.

My fault, i mean that would be good too. No that what no no it wouldn't not first, not first go around right yeah because they already paid taxes, oh coco, and that first red okay, oh i'm tripping bro, it's fine! I'm sorry your time! Oh i'm! So! Oh! What i'm saying is it's because yeah it's because of the animations? Oh okay, are you kidding me dude? What is happening? Dude. My game is good. Oh, my god i got ta buy.

I would like to purchase the aqua marines i'd like to buy uh your aquamarine kyle and your aquamarine dean i'd like to negotiate. We can discuss it if you have yeah, we can discuss it later. If you have the money, the dice, i i am an aquamarine enjoyer, please uh. What's the rules on houses, is it like the first go around or like instantly how many houses like i'm talking about? If i have all three cards like that rules on houses, you get no no rules, you can do as much as you want to all right.

Are you kidding me? This is the world's most uh cost, efficient, railroad, railroads baby? Well, this man has been getting paid off for railroads bro. Oh yeah man, oh, throw that's good! Oh man, to be honest with you, i don't want the blues all right, the dark blues. I really don't want them enter all right. I want everything.

Dean sell that to me man i'll get out of jail. If you get a red i'll sell it to you there we go. Oh use your! I don't know. If luck's gon na keep going, though now you're gon na double again i'm just what's that five! Is that is the real way? No yeah everyone's paid kyle this one, you guys playing another game.

I'd love to play. I appreciate the invite you got ta. I mean after that, we'll probably play of more players, like maybe like friday, with, like eight or ten players. Um so you're free to come in sounds good.

I appreciate that it's nice, our potara, bear baby guys if you guys do anything else. Let me know, but i appreciate the invite enjoy your games. Dean. Stop talking! Hey you better, not buy that railroad.

If you're you buy that railroad and i'm gon na run you out of town, that's mine, oh that's, good leverage for the actual marines, though, and turn i did it. I did it. I did it, i did it quick yeah, you did it come on. Oh check that out give me give me a little give me somewhere give me somewhere get out of here fast gel dale, dale, dale dill.

I don't know what is a holiday fun mature? I know i don't even know what that means. It's free money! Now, what holiday funds much big, seven big seven! Is that good? Oh! No! No! Oh yeah, yeah red! Wait! No! Is that a no shot, not a rabbit jail yeah, i'm gon na fall. This could be insane beauty contest things. What the is reading! That's that's good! That's good yep.
Oh, you got a railroad too okay. Now we can talk. Damn, okay, let's, let's talk, then you get to talk you guys. I will give you my railroad.

If you give me that blue that's two three ways: it's insane, you want the blue and i take the railroad yep um hold on. Let me see, let me see, i don't know, i don't have a deal. I need a metagame and consult my chat, and this is not between me. Let's go mickey.

Those are my railroads. I don't know what the you think this is. Oh, that's a red, impressive wait. Is it monopoly? No? No! No! It's not! Oh seven! Oh, my god, that is seven! Oh, my god! No, it's eight! Well! I had john.

That was a five. Oh, that's a red! Is that a rhetoric chance? That's all it has chance chance. No! No! Oh! There is railway dude, damn water, water bills, yeah yeah yeah. These just buying up everything yeah you have to bruh, wait what i can't.

Why can't i buy it? Um? Oh there he goes nevermind, okay, i i i got ta get. I got ta go get my brown come on now give me a double double doubled. On twelve double one, five of ten double doubles. Oh mickey! You need these railroads, it's getting weird man! I didn't really stop calling people by their rp names.

Bro, it's starting to get bad, that's really bad yeah! That's really bad bro is nine good. The that take me, oh wait. What he's coming back? You pay the price, twelve dollars, boys, that's how you become rich. Well, those other times the moses.

You can't be down bad in in game and in the monopoly too good one dean, nice out, that's a! I think that's a green fence might be a green yeah. I think it is. Is it a green? Is it i can't tell yeah last ring yeah? Oh no dude, pennsylvania, interesting. I have enough money to buy this property, see what that price look like with a hotel on it.

You see what that price is with a hotel, wait what seven again! Okay, that's also a red, i think, also a a green uh. It's not a green! It's green, oh, it is a green yeah. I'm buying that blue wait is that the that's no shot, it's dark! Blue! Are you buying that dean? Oh, my gosh, the good ones? Oh no dude yeah! I need that for leverage. I need that for leverage yeah somebody's going to get that boardwalk yeah somebody's gon na somebody's gon na get the other one and i'm gon na use it as leverage man.

That's the grin, though, that's a great i'm in position, though i'm a good position. Dude. Are you kidding me brian's, the underdog there's? No? No! This is the brown, oh okay, but i need that money. How much water account this property is looking for.

Huh, i'm not gon na lie the browns or the browns, and the blues on that first side is actually golden bro. Oh, what is it? Nine, hey i'll. Take it out, yeah! Well, two dollars, two two dollars all right: there you go kyle yay. He put some houses on that two bucks.
Please don't go to jail, don't go. Don't pay, don't owe nobody anything bro, let's go! Oh, oh, damn big plays dude. Big thing. Dean is actually come on park park me up.

You that's taxes. I think that might be the last brown. Oh give me 1500 for that property yep. You will okay i'll give one thousand three out of five one point three get in.

No! No! No! You said one point: yellow: okay, okay, okay, oh that's bro! This is scary. Bro, i don't like this. I started getting some properties man dice out. What is that 11.? That's purple or the light the light company by beast is it.

I can't i feel, like everything good's been brought up at this point, all right, so kyle listen i'll! Make you a deal right now, i'm listening! I want. I want that i'll give you that railroad. If you give me that uh light company some cash on top yeah i'll, give you give me that railroad and five hundred dollars dean and maybe i'll see six come on bro. Oh thanks for that money.

Man, yo, hey dean, but i don't like blue just like austin, give it to me good faith, man, good faith. Oh i need come on. Give me give me something good here. I hope you're feeling lucky pink, i'm the only paint which leaves a lot of gamble to this game.

I'll, give you pink and 1.1 k for what the for the for the brown. I don't think we can trade yet can we can we trade now trading? Is the hardest so for the brown? That's what you want! Yeah i'll, give you a pink and 1.1 k. That's something! That's! That's! All in wait! Hold on wait what the is going on here! Listen! It's fine! I'll! Give a yeah! You bout to go! Bro real quick dean. I want to buy that blue the aquamarine, the blue.

No, i want the aquamarine. I want to give you a railroad for it. I i don't i don't. I want the opposite.

How long does it take to give me that money, a while you're giving them a thousand dollars, give me 1.1 k yeah yeah 100. I want the aquamarine, the dark blue. I can give you i'll give you the i'll, give you the your offer boardwalk. You want me to trade, my light blue.

You want to know something i'll, throw some money on top. No give me your light blue for i'll, give you the dark, blue, and i want your railroad for no money on top that buddy. Oh no, you know he has both browns. Now we are screwed wait.

He has both rounds. He has both browns. Now we are. Oh yeah, no, we're not we're good.

Nobody gives a about those pro listen. I made out like a bandit with that deal. Congratulations, oh god, you come the hotel. I don't think you understand what you just did.

Kyle yeah. I didn't do anything. Listen! I the rest of you. I don't give a about the rest of you kyle.

What, if you land on the ground, can you afford that i can afford it. You guys can't afford to stay there. You, oh, oh, my god, dude we just got juiced we're. Actually bro he's over here he's gon na land on her property.
Listen, he is not. This is not a good play, i'm in jail. I don't do anything your turn for now, i'm gon na land on the guy. I don't think you understand what the you just caused.

I don't know. Four blast stories is going around this. I'm gon na i'm gon na get uh am i am i am i clear. Am i clear my avoid the brown am i man he's in jail too? He's not chilling, you can't build unless you have all of them right, listen, listen! Uh! I was gon na, give you the what's in it for the blue.

I wish you luck. Let me see, let me see if i can get that park place coming around and we'll see. Seven. That's another orange actually because just wait until the ego is rising and nobody sells anything here.

Just wait. Wait! Wait! Oh, you do have a lot of property, i'm not gon na lie. Bro, kyle and dean are actually smurfing. Man perfect.

You got so much, oh, my god. If x, somehow doesn't roll a double and doesn't get out of jail for at least like a bunch of turns, i'm actually gon na be pissed yeah. Even then, because yeah i mean three turns, if you guys rolling it's more times for me to get money off of you i'll tell my property yeah. I know that's what i'm trying to god.

Oh at least i passed it already. Thank god also. I hope you guys remember that this game has the uh house limits and since i can literally manipulate uh whether or not we hit the limit or not by holding all the houses, sometimes bad things happen. Oh, okay, hey thanks for the money dean.

I appreciate it. Um blou. I need that. I need that blue off you, my man, all right i'll trade, you, my your aqua blue for that dark, blue, that's actually! Blast lords, oh okay! It's 36.! That comes really fast! Think about it! Why am i clicking like a leisure bro? Oh, my god, guys if nobody goes if nobody goes to uh hotels, that could be two players.

If i have two bumpers, i have 18 22 houses, either six bro, you guys don't have a bunch of broke. Oh my god. How do i? How do i accept it? That is insane you're trading boardwalk oriental avenue? I want to be weird. Let me explain why this is a bad deal.

The second blue hasn't been drawn. Yet no, i know that value. No, i know no, because i think i still have leverage with the railroad. Don't worry, you don't have leverage with the rails.

I five six. Oh my! Oh, my god that is whoa, hey did someone pl and someone gets park place i'll i'll, buy it. Please man just help me i'm down bad guys. I have jack shipped for properties, whatever mate nice out baby.

All right, that's good! Dude! My game is so bugged and blurry dude. I am going crazy. Does it make people mold? Oh wait? Oh my! He has a yellow. Now, oh my jesus.

Oh my god! That's my phone! Listen! You guys are lucky. I don't play crim anymore, because i would make all of you look bad, okay. I and he was doing a plan and everybody kept spamming, smartest cop plan and it was it was. It was like a mickey.
It's like a jail plan, my smartest competition. That's too red, oh, my god, he's lined up. You have a train to catch. Oh wait is that your third one dean is like a second one.

Oh girl, oh dean's, gon na want that train dude, i'm actually lined up for this hit. Bro, i'm actually like super lined up for my game. No, i'm not enough to get hit by x's houses. Bro! Oh yo, you got two.

You got two blues two reds and two children. I should actually get out of jail on purpose. To be honest, give me a three here. Give me a three pound come on.

Don't don't troll me? Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh oh! Oh! Oh thank god! Thank god, but that's tax. Isn't it yeah everybody take the tax broken what you were going to hit pay yeah, whatever i'll pay that bro? I'm actually terrified for my turn. Next, i'm not gon na lie.

Wait. I could pay one actually, no, no i'm good, never mind again baby's chilling. I need to build one you're going to be in jail with x. Soon enough is this whose spot is this? What what's mine suck at this game? Oh yes, kyle dean is so lined up.

I can't believe it's nice. Oh you ready yeah! All right! It's ready! Be careful! It's your third roll, like i have any control over it. Man be careful man, i'll trade. You two railroads for that.

One light: blue dude are you, you must pay this one. Oh you hit it on another one of mine. You wouldn't kill this game. I i think i need to literally sell my properties you're going to need to.

Oh, my god. Doubles. He's lined up he's under he's, not he's lined up he's lined up he's lined up, i'm not i'm not lined up. I'm not.

I'm passing. I think you are lined up. Oh, my god, so yeah you actually lined up you're about to hit the left lined up. What is it nope? I am.

The luckiest bastard you'll ever find go ahead, go come close all right! Well, okay, go have fun in jail. Okay, come on come on you lined up now. I appreciate it. Kyle you are i'll, be out soon enough right turn, six or eight six, six or eight.

Let's see, let's see it! Oh my god. What is that all right? Yo you want those kyle uh. I mean what do you got you make me and i got two railroads my man, two railroads. I don't think why do we go into the trade menu and while we sit down and have a chat about this, like dean and kyle, are gon na bully us all out we're we're actually out of business all right? So what do you want? You want that light blue for two.

I just i just want this light blue, but i wouldn't do that. That is insane. I just want this light blue. That's all! I want 400 value for this light, blue.

That is insane all right. If you give me the two railroads all right and and 400, i can't no, i can't do 400. You know i can't do 400.. No.
Why can't you, though, what do you mean? That's always money, that's all my money. I need to go around yeah. It is, though, baby it's, the price of it's surprise, listen, listen! It's either! We you get the railroads or you don't get the wrong. I'm not sure if you realize this, but i literally hold all the cards all right.

I decide whether no no you don't you. You no no it does. I don't want to make you guys if you want your mom you're gon na decide. I'm not interested right now.

Come back at me with a better offer. Please all right, something. It's god broken! It's simple, math guys! It's a 75 dollar bump right on a four compared to a 550 uh, a raw, a chance on four on three: it's it's insane. It's not worth it come on now.

Everybody knows this simple, math good is going to happen now, you're going to feel it. That's good all right! That's good you're, right you're coming home! Do you want to talk now buy that property? I don't know what we're gon na. Do man we're the losers of this board man? We got ta help people where's my railroads where's, my round going you're trying to scare me. You know what blouse we're just gon na keep scrolling through until these guys.

Just no, you listen you and i have to we have to work together. We have to do honest trades with each other to help each other. I cannot believe you've done that. I can't believe you then at least you're only going to take away his bill power.

Take away his bill power. Ask for 200 bucks, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. That's coming too that's coming too. That's like that's like the the lightest thing ever nope denied denied.

That's not good! No! Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god. Thank you.

No thank you. I told you what the deal was dean. I told you - oh oh god that didn't happen, shake the dice and see what the future holds for you. Oh he's going for the hotels, oh man, what the oh, my god, they're, so cheap to build as well.

I have a party coming up guys at my hotels, one place. Please dude you've got this blowout. I don't even know that. Oh that's good! It's not good! That's the parking lot! That's the last orange! I think.

Oh, oh yeah, that's the last! Oh! No! All right now we can do business. Oh just kidding, you can give me money, i'm just i'm done it's over man. It's not overblown. You have a boardwalk all right, enter and turn a boardwalk in the dream entrance.

I'm sorry all right, bro! What's the last time we've been in a discord, call like this since among us days that's crazy, come on guess what it's gone doubles again, let's go six that looks pretty good. A mongres was better coming and then rp among us was insane. Oh, i own this property like all of them. It's funny you own, every property in the world, yet you're still homeless, hold on no, oh, my god give me a double.

Give me a double. You just pay every step of that 50 bucks right now. Someone in my chest why you ain't got no properties, because i didn't land on them. I can't just like just just land on it: bro just land on it.
Oh god, come home guys, come home. Dean now make me a response. Wow cow! That's a that's! A breaker wow cow, the balls in my park. That's insane! Oh! No! So why are these two getting everything wow? Oh! This is actually not fair trade menu trade menu.

Oh my god, and you will pay me too. All right! Listen! I'll! Give you all right! It's my ballpark. No, no! No! No! No! You have no wrecking ball. I know how this thing works.

I want the two railroads and that i'm gon na make my offer all right. Give me waterworks. Wait, wait, wait what okay that part! Oh, you don't need the pink. I want the pink too nope that i want to make sure you give me my.

I want the pink too you want the pink too. I want the pink too wait. You're overpaying for a set that pays less than his. Let's go what let's go.

This is the deal. Oh wait, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, shut up. No, i'm not done i'm not done hold on his properties. Pay! A thousand yours pay.

400! No talking during the deal. If you're not involved, you're, not getting any money from me, well you're not going to get you're, not you're, not getting you're, not getting. You got you're, not getting any of these properties. 100 bucks yeah! You ask for one point: okay! No! No! No! I will give you 200 on top no listen dean.

I am not making this game 1.4k. I would ask for no, no, i don't need 1.4 listen. I will give you 200 on top of it at least no, i'm not gon na ask for a thousand no get the money out of there. I am no.

Are you no you're not getting all right bro? You are out of your mind if you think that's not a respectable offer. Oh you know what i hope you two keep arguing because then nobody's gon na get the hotels. Please keep it up. No, we can't even talk man, you and i are broke man.

I know: oh yes, yes, yes, go ahead, take one of the hotels out! Oh god! Oh thank god. We got the hotel out. How is it that? How is it that off this is so dumb? I hate this game. Why did you don't need to do that? Oh, you at least have prices, it's the middle red right or the which one's still available snake, guys man.

It could have been your property. What house is on it? You know it could have been your property. You get 1k loss when you stop on him. Yours, like 400 yeah, but he's got to bankrupt them when he goes around yeah.

So basically, what you're doing is that in you could lose in two turns, because what you're doing to yourself enjoy it cow my gosh we're making deals next turn. I would wait until you draw the last reddit, because if you get last minute he gets nothing and you back up him and he has something after this roll, oh wow, 400 and i agree to the property 500 next 500 bucks 500 fighting because i need it. 500 or no deal all right, you know what, because you're so desperate, fine i'll, do it damn dean. Honestly, you could offer more, oh wait.
What am i doing? I need that bad you're doing exactly what i want you to with 500. You can't even build if you build houses 500. We are all so fortunate longer don't challenge you're, giving him the railroad. 50.

you're all right. Let's go! Let's go 500! Fine! Fine! Wait! That's a good champion! That's an even trade! It would have brought me better properties if there's demand. That's even there will be an offer together against kyle, because then just give him the winner yeah. Yes, we can band against you kyle, that's how this game, because that's not how it works.

It's cheating, dean, making. 300 you're making you, oh my god, you're, making three hundred dollars per property. You're gon na fall on his 950s and yeah you're gon na have zero dollars left when he has a thousand. What the i don't know what's going on, but it sounds like you're making.

The wrong move here, it's too late: he already made it and dean dean baby. You made a great move, i'm glad i could fund your goddamn houses you're welcome for the charity - oh my god! Oh my god. Oh my god! 400 400 dollars his is 9.50. Please give me the one red you guys are aligned.

I just need to go to prison. I just want to go to prison you're up, i'm not lined up, i'm not lined up yeah. Am i yeah? Oh, oh no now oh you're lined up now you're like wow. You got you got this guys.

I hate this game. Please chance! Get me out of here. Get me out of here. Man, good luck, champion, yeah cool! Thank you.

Thanks, man escaped the danger zone. The guy, as long as i don't change, you're going properties. If i had money, what would i do what other 1.1k? What would i have done? Wait what is kyle doing right now? I don't get this yeah he's both in the money doesn't buy you anything or the game, it doesn't it's the properties yeah his cost. A lot more can only happen.

It was fine, it was fine she's getting back. I know ah perfect, let's clap these fools, i'm good! Okay! I wish you luck. Kyle hi kyle! I have the last railroad. I just want to.

Let you know that oh well, we can. Maybe we can talk business then please do just just. Let me live man that could have been really bad if you could have had five there. Sometimes you have to yes, it was twenty dollars for one.

Finally, let's go don't call to come back. It's your turn. All right everybody's lined up now everybody's lined up yeah. I'm trying to go to prison to be honest with you brother, i'm not going to lie, i'm trying to go straight to prison.

Oh hello, oh wait! Am i oh oh dean. Oh here you go enjoy. Oh, my oh we're uh you're lined up your time has come out, i'm not lined up yet i just i just got ta go to prison. Someone get park, places i'm actually getting paid.
It's fine! It's fine! Oh that's! That's lined up! That's not bro! I'm not lined up for you yet and plus i can play yours, i'm not worried. Oh that's lining up. Yes, that's like this. Oh no wait, where's the other one blah.

Has it you're not allowed so, basically the way it works that you can't. You can't set properties to buy it. You have to auction immediately you're short on money. It is what it is um.

I can't. I can't afford it um, i'm out. I'm out, can i just buy it? Can i use a bit more yep yeah just bit bit like a hundred yeah? How do i? What do i? What do i put in 10. alt moses, you need this.

Mostly you can battle them battle. Uh moses! You need this. I'm just saying moses moses come on man moses. You know moses, you need this moses, listen! Okay! If i get a green i'll, just give it to you.

Don't bro moses do not get business. I need moses. I will uh moses. I will literally not if you ever land on the blues.

I won't make you pay man, i'm we got to come back. I'm gon na have to pay yeah i'll, just pay the money i'll just trade, the money back to you guys line it up. That's it! You can no kyle can't afford it, so just go 100 up, but yeah you have to what doesn't you buy money? Moses? You left money buy properties, there are no more money to buy. You have to go for it moses.

We got no more properties right. That's it that's it even at 600, you would typically buy both of them. Blau, i'm going to make you a deal. Okay, i'm going to make you know.

What's up shut the up, dude, okay, all right, i'ma! Let you buy this, but then you got about you're gon na you're gon na get one no no okay deal. I i will get a, but i'm telling you i won't kill you. I will give you your money. I please nobody will kill you please.

Okay, the only way we please - okay, don't screw me over now: okay, i'm not gon na screw. You do you understand it, even if he gives you the green kyle has the last green and she's gon na hold it hard. Oh moses, wire. No, i told him he has to give me one.

It doesn't matter. You need three, not two i'll trade cow, we'll sort, something no way. Oh thank god. Will we you sound pretty? Oh, please, this guy, adding! Oh you can't.

He can't add no more, there's no way all right. Okay, i have to sell my properties at every time, i'm so tired of this. Oh, i have the most money here. What the hell is about to get right here.

This is it. You got ta get right here. Well, welcome! Welcome to my neighborhood big one, big roll, big, big six, i'm good! Oh my god! Yeah! It is! Oh, my god, hey blind! All three of your see where i'm going at nine. You said: seven wait! You can't count! You're lined up you're still end up now: oh yeah you're lined up now brother.

Now i passed go lined up and then i'm just gon na no, but then you have me and x's properties to go past. Now then, i heard that you're interested in the green properties well good thing, i'm into the last one isn't sold yet wait till it yeah cow, it's not over yet wait till the last one gets old. Then we'll talk all right. Okay, i have my people talk to your people.
Then why are you listening to x? He has nine dollars. Okay, somebody's also right lined up lined up. Oh my god moses, you are lined up bro. This is mine right now.

Okay, now you're lined up thanks for the money, appreciate it. Oh my god. Oh my, oh, my god, is that all right! This is me man. I just got to pass this.

I mean i got ta pay for it to be honest, yeah you're, getting it! It's not even that good yeah, it's not it's, not even that much. I think i can buy stuff buy more turn, yeah shake the dice. Give me the out of there. Let's go get the out of here, whatever.

Let's go not bad, not bad, and i got 500 just to go around i'ma wait hold on wait. Wait is everybody coming around? First, oh thank god! Oh you're, back in the danger zone - dean, oh you're, back in the danger zone, but you could get through. Take that i'll tell you hey yo, i should put no attacks, there's no come on now and turn and turn i'm not about to go around. What do you mean intern? Excuse me and what? Oh, my god, what do you mean now intern? Oh, my god, all right, don't me over now.

I need a double. What is that five really was that okay, i'm the most person in the whole world bro, you are actually bro. Your properties are rendered useless. Now, bro you try to make a big head play.

Man, michael lottie, is not working out. I mean it's, it's very like it's very, like basil yeah. It is true, true true, i i i paid stuff four turns in a row. When do i pay none? Zero? Okay, go red.

I just need column. Good old blue. Make that those properties get down a little bit. I don't know where that is.

Oh for me, oh of course yeah. Yes, yes, yes, baby i'll, be able to rebuild everything. As i pass go literally i pass going. I can reveal everything literally yeah.

True, it's like this pennies cow, my man, it's your turn, come on. You are lined up he's gon na pay, nothing! It's like! That's like gon na, be like 70 bucks, some! Oh! No! I'm talking about i'm talking about my property six or eight. Yes, thanks for letting me stay with, you, sorry come on baby, what hey um yeah, it's kind of my fault - oh my god we're, but he has a hundred. It's not that bad that bad! It's not that bad! It's not that bad! Now we do.

He owns that entire. Oh, my god. He owns that whole side. Oh five, go, go back, please go to go, please go to go again and go be good.

Uh stay in his own place. Man hey! I love staying here overnight. Oh, my god wait. Am i good wow you're? Oh bro? Oh i don't.

I don't want anything. That's fine! Let's roll the dice. What is that one way i peed this man. I know no you're, not it's nothing! Really tax.
I don't give a oh. I need that money too, to deal with cows. Now all right, you give me a small roll here and let me get pass. Go brother, don't! Oh, that's a that's! A railroad dog! I'm not gon na lie to you.

What is this? Oh, no, holy, four eggs! No plus 200 bodies - 200 bro man. My last five turns i had to play something five turns it's like it's like unheard of. There's a railroad! There's this one, i own! Oh, this is gon na hurt. This is gon na hurt, don't give up.

Oh my god. Dude that is so alone i am struggling. I need car to go back around bro bro, let's roll the dice. Let's see oh three, oh this, i'm just gon na be.

Is that free parking? No! No! It's not! Ah you certainly do i have this 15. Thank you. I don't think i need that red right now. I need to get as much money as i need.

I could give you both friends blow if you have money, but i don't have money man that risk sometimes doesn't fail. What's that? Yes, i i did not need much. Oh my god. How much is that i didn't even know i shouldn't just say yes like right now, right right! Oh it's! My property! Thank god! Now, yes nobody's in this place, i lose the game oh hold on.

I can do that. You can't behind me my man, you know what i'm gon na. Let you struggle a little bit longer. Don't worry uh i'll! Oh please, please man! I need this.

Now man, i'm gon na get the out of here come on come on. Let him papa i lost, i think i can afford it wait. You could just mortgage all properties and bill instead, 25 months with my juicer xqcl wow. Okay, how do i mortgage properties? What do i do here? Uh you have to go.

I think you have to go to your properties and then like it should give you an option to mortgage them like right under the card, but you can't mortgage, i don't think you can mortgage uh railroads, which one do you own, pretty sure you can yeah everything? Oh yeah, all right, where's, the one that i own. How do i mortgage it? You just laughed controlled, no one's even near my places, yet tell me what you're doing i think i shouldn't do. Whoops uh, it's your turn. Bro there's twelve hundred dollars in free parking right now dean.

I need you to get a bunch of money and offer me for that red man. Like one point one, okay come around brother. I want you to roll up right now, i'm coming around. Is it literally unlucky? Was that literally simply unlucky? Nothing? Oh my god! Oh wait, wait! No! This is good.

This is good for you blah. This is good. This is good for you. You shouldn't buy it yeah um.

I should buy that i got ta hold. I got ta make a good business decision here, bro, i'm just trying to i'm just playing last. Second, before moses has one group i was the first to get a set, though no worries, especially if i'm in game i'm buying better three or four dude. It's a huge deal.
It just didn't pay out, because then it was a bad trade made everywhere building houses when they should have been able to build houses. That's the whole point, the deals that were made later on we're better, really bad time. Hey moses, oh two or three songs for the two. No it does not mean.

Oh, my god, you still got to pay cost some money. Wait. Is that me? No, that's me all right. I can.

I have. I can land on one of kyle's, it's fine. I have the money for it now. The future holds for you, it's fine.

It's fine! I'll! Take 50. That's easy! We wipe my ass with the 15. It's fine! Let's go! I think i lose here. No, you lost the first roll.

What? What are you talking about? Seven is that your prison? Hey, let me let me get. Let me give you a little bit of advice: okay, you're in this game or in all games you win or you lose right, yeah and whenever you end up losing right. Inevitably, it is only because of dealing with kyle, so whether i lose the matter because you already lost because of what you did bro. You gambled two, though, with the brown dollars for you, yeah yeah.

What are you talking? What do you mean? You gave me eleven hundred dollars in two pa in a property. Oh no! Oh! No! Oh i've! Never seen so much. I need to work out deals guys. I need to work out deals.

Let me talk to kyle first kyle, how about this i'll? Give you um i'll, give you the two yellows for boardwalk and park place. No, that is that's like you can't afford to build there anyway, you're too poor yeah yeah. That's not a bad deal bro right now, that's not a bad deal hell! No! Those are that's trying to look down. You can't afford it right now unless you land on a parking like, i got a railroad goal, i'm gon na i'm gon na.

I need to roll and just get some money here. Please let me avoid dean. Oh my god. I'm silly oh he's appreciate it.

Yo, hey i'll, give you 200 bucks. When i last read um, i'm not gon na that give me 900. moses, hey! Oh my god, you lucky! No oh free parking! That's free parking right! He got free! Oh my god! Let's go! Wait what how does this you give me? You give me enough to build okay and i refund. When you follow my properties and before i lose, i give you all my browns and now you're on a set.

Oh, that's actually scary. How much do you need moses? I will just sell you properties, man, that i'll just show you guys when i lose instead of instead of saying bankrupt, i'll, give him i'll. Give you my oh, my god. How much do you need? How much do they need x? How much a small i lost? My god bro, i have never seen somebody i can't mortgage anything.

Yeah come on, looks like i'll, be moving into baltic avenue. I look forward to having my construction one of those properties. When i lose oh, my god, he needs a loan he needs. I asked moses for the long just yeah mostly got two kate, like he's not gon na get bald.
If i, if i lose, if i lose i'll give my browns deal, what do you want to trade yeah, plus the refunds, if i land on your property yeah? Okay: okay: how much? How much do i pay for that um? How much do you need? You need a hundred to the mortgage right and then what is this like a stimulus package, what the is going on here! This is a stimulant uh. Give me a okay. Give me 400. color, 400, 400 and then uh i'll, give you 45 when you get on my then this is weird and that's for the rest of the game.

Right, not just the one thing you're getting nothing for this. You will not get scammed um. Is that impossible, the game will let you right, i don't know, give him a dollar back a dollar. You don't have a dollar.

Oh there you go yeah for a woman. Okay, all right! You know what i can't hold you through: okay bro! Oh my god, moses. You gave him a stimulus package and he is set now i'm not saying i don't have to pay. Oh god, he just look.

He's out of mortgage he's gon na get his money back, he'll, get it back, actual scam, rp, dude, actual scam. The rpg invested like the same dumb investments. Again i don't even like what do i even do come on come on. Please let on me land on me.

Please, like what do i do here dean? What are you doing in 2k, five or four it built up? It was like it was like thirteen hundred and you, oh okay, i'm sorry! I don't know why the trains are bothering me because the way they're wiggling, but my game is so blurry that it's hurting my eyes, i'm on four. What's that uh? What the hell is that oh, hey, welcome, thanks for staying back! No, no! No! No! It's a community! So bro, i'm so wow! You need a loan as well. My friend yeah yeah, do alone with me. I will i do you, want red and yellow no i'll, sell you red and yellow somebody running, yellow, wait what hello i'll give you a hundred bucks for yellow! That's final offer: oh no i'll, sell you red and yellow for uh one grand! Oh he's got.

You got some money now nothing's. Here you got a little bit of cash. How does the money i just took it up? Okay, go go! This is tough. Time has come, come on light line me up baby.

What's that? Oh one, passing nine! Oh, that's a brown right. That's why that's a whole eight dollars! Oh, it is oh, no, eight dollars, please five dollars. Jimmy he's lined up, though he's lined up for me, though. That's all i care about, i like watching guys for me again moses.

We got ta talk, man like offer me something for those properties. I have a i i okay i'll, give you i'll give you 600 for both hold on a second or both, what yellow and red most that gives you nothing. Oh, it gives me leverage over dean and kyle fair enough uh. He actually does yeah.

He does get a little bit i'll i'll. Take it i'll. Take it right now you make a deal with me. Instead, all right: how about yeah can we get? Can you give me a little bit more give me like 800 men like just give me like butter me a little bit come on.
You guys are not dealing here, performing cosmic alliances, okay, yeah, moses, moses, moses, here's! What i'm thinking give me uh. Let's do give me a little bit more money and i'll do a deal of uh. If you land on my blues uh, i don't you okay, uh i'll, meet you in the middle i'll, give you 700.. How about i? Okay? Okay! That's all we'll do wait.

How do i have more, i don't make it go quick, you can't just hold it down, hold it down, just hold it. Let's hold it hold the left, uh hold it hold the right, uh, uh, key; okay, all right 700 right, blah blah blah yeah right. Okay: let's do it bro this man is the us government's giving out two stimuluses already bro. Why are you buying this offer nothing enter? Why are you buying this property? It doesn't even make sense leverage over you, so basically, what you're gon na do.

Okay is that we could. We could start just build a frankenstein of cadavers, so we'll win against kyle. Wait what's going on and make him give you a dollar okay yeah give me uh. I got brain bro - oh my god, i'm so bad man, i'm terrible at this game.

Oh yeah he's like yeah, 20 dollars, yeah for sure good uh. So i press enter 700. It's gon na. Add it now go ahead! Oh okay, same thing: one enter yeah you're done.

Okay, there we go, oh my god, you're the best. Thank you. Bro moses, you're, a better man right now boys. I must i'ma roll this throne.

Okay, we'll do a little trading trade after that play you're getting played by x and blou. Now our frankenstein will win against kyle. I think, okay, why is that the goal of the game to beat me? I can't help you. You guys made poor businesses because dean us i this you yourself, you us.

I gave him money, you gave him properties, that's a whole different ball game money doesn't buy you anything all right, moses. Let me get that right off you, my man. What are you gon na? What are you gon na offer me? Dean have a good day, dean yeah. How about me and you work together and you're.

Getting my phone calls bro if we work together, yeah be so broken. What is this exactly? I see me and you work we back baby, we back um yeah. I don't need to talk to anybody that doesn't have over a thousand dollars in their accounts. That's the shooting right! That's so that's good! Now i pay go and i can buy.

I can buy a hotel and come back, that's nuts. How do i, how do i uh? I don't have a mortgage or property, my properties, uh. You go ahead and specific control. Okay, how do i uh mortgage this right control, control, control, right or left, and you go to your blues and then you click that tabber shift shift shift yeah, no way he's actually building on those okay? Oh, oh, do i build again or do i yolo it again, you're money yeah! You got ta, look like blah.

You have to look at your side. You have to see who's coming towards you. If it's worth it just got ta. Do it man, oh my man.
I need something: 500, uh bro. I on that side, i'm not on that side. We got one to the left, so moses we're going to be talking business next time. I got to do a job this man if he goes to jail.

It's like oh perfect. Yes, am i no uh? Oh, i thought it was a railroad. Hey, welcome, not much time to pay the rent. What's the most is that yo yo hey we're in the thousand club dean, oh yeah thousand dollar club, her cow, please welcome close to me.

Welcome home kyle, that's the heaviest! That's the heaviest as well! Oh! No! Welcome! How much is that it's like 500 houses, though 550. don't give up. Oh my god, a good amount dean's in a spot, dude! Okay for me, okay! So here's the offer that i'm thinking i will give you the green property for the yellow. No, that gives you way too much power yeah.

What that gives you way too much money, and i will offer you an alliance with me because i'm still going to win this game. Look at all. I have comparison mogul, but the moses we're building a frankenstein against kyle. Okay, okay, do not give them or you lose anything for kyle.

Is you losing it? Okay, okay, so hold the line. What i want is hold on i'll. Give you how about this i'll, give you the green for 500. asking for 1000 green? Oh, you know what i'll take a thousand dollars perfect.

Oh you want me to pay a thousand four degrees. Yeah yeah, do nothing. No! No! I mean 500 yummy and three, but a thousand four greens. You know he's like what do you mean? Why still putting the money up with the? What do you mean 600.

yo yo moses? If you give them nothing they're playing next turn, he falls into poverty. He has to mortgage and decels is houses and you get to live another day. Why is the game against me? Why i don't understand not against you? Oh god, actually, no he's not he's actually losing right. Now, he's always supposed to do anything.

Stupid, yeah, dean's, actually kind of this isn't stupid. This is getting you haven't. I respect your offer. Cow.

Moses, you don't have i respect what the client would say. I respect your partner can't decline this offer. You have nothing you're, you're, a really good guy and i'm gon na i'm gon na i'm gon na have to respect respectfully decline. Respectfully, respectfully i don't know i can tell i'm wasting my time here.

We can still talk business cal, but that's just no, no wasting my time here. It's fine. Does that mean? Oh, that's me he's lucky. I need someone to land on my yo there's a chance for if we're all kind of lucky and kyle is unlucky that that he gets dusted out, i think dean i think dean might just.

I think dean is the more dangerous one. With the blues. He's got hotels he's not because uh, no, no, no! No! No! No! I'm good. The aquamarines don't give enough like no paper you would lose still.
No dean is actually in such a good spot. Moses come talk to me. Man come talk. Come come talk to me! All right wait: what are you gon na go ahead? Roll go ahead, run no go ahead, roll and then we can talk after your roll all right.

Let's see! Oh and hey, that's lined up! Oh good! Oh my god. I missed my shoe. Oh, do you have any houses um park place by? What is it? That's me. That's me that no that's kyle is it.

What is it? What is this 10, 11. or oranges, though? Don't don't don't bring me the board, do not bring the boardwalk. Please please. Oh, that's: that's fine man! All right! Somebody needs to go to the board all right.

Let's talk man. Let's talk, let's talk man. What do you need uh i'll, give you 500 for that uh red 500 for that red yep? Why not? Oh! No! No! No! No! Why are you guys low following me? I can see that you're gon na get a full set, but the thing is accepted by the properties on them. Like i need 500, what i read moses yeah, but that's not my problem.

Dean as well right, okay, understood all right. Not your problem friend put you know what you just call me you lucky! Oh you missed! Oh that sucks. They cost the same amount, though right yeah. No, it doesn't attack price every time.

Oh no, hey you need another! Lone x, no, no! No! No! No! No! No! I have nothing to give you because i you you already already paid for my death, you already paid for that. What's that, what's 10, what's 10, you should be fine! You should be fine! I think that's your own! You own the bottom, you own the bottom portion. Oh chance, yeah man all right like why. But why, though, like why? No that's good, because now you drew one of the two in the deck and if somebody gets the other one, then you know where the cars are in the deck pretty much right.

Yeah, i'm getting closer to boardwalk, so someone's gon na land. On that no way he goes to jail, i need him to stay on the board. Bruh dude i got saved then the offer still on the table 800 for the red, i'm not giving you 800 bro. You can select my okay, so i have an offer for you all right, because all right, let's see properties, you obviously need to get something going here.

You'll, never win with what you got going on, give him the money. So what do we do? Don't give a? He needs money, i'm willing to listen, i'm willing to give you the two yellows for eleven hundred dollars. That's pretty much all my money count, i'm not gon na lie. I won't be able to do much with those two yellows.

The thing is moses he's trying to bamboozle you bro, i'm not trying to bamboozle listen. What do you want you're going to be out of luck when listen? The thing is that he builds with that. He builds yeah. I know i know and you can't build um.

The thing is, though, you need to get started somewhere, and this is the only way you're going to do you're the one who actually complains the properties and lent out money people. They owe you money, they're, the ones that are going to you over because they're going to neglect to pay. You back give us on it. You gave them.
No, it's not. I won a thousand all right. I need to delegate now blown x. What do you guys think? Are you dumb we're in a man if you think they added big picture, but how many squares that people own and have properties on it right kyle is more likely in one turn to fall on something that will make a mortgage and sell his houses.

Then it is that they fall on your ship that doesn't give you anything property and you're in alliance with these people. I would do it next turn out the next time. Nothing. They are saying for failures.

Make him give you the greens they can give. You is the smartest player, i think, don't let them manipulate you. This is literally dumb ass. I am setting you up.

You are not getting the green that you gain nothing ask for the green. Why are you to these guys that have no and all the railroads moses, the mad? Listen, i i'm not against scotland, you guys have an alliance. I have no alliance. This man is going to win.


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