Guys, i'm going to chat guys because this is brand new video and he hasn't uploaded in a while. Oh, if you're going to watch it and you're watching it here and set it aliens, they exist and what's more they're here and they've been walking among us for millions of years, just look up at the night sky. Each one of those lights is probably an alien shoot at them, and the police show up coincidence break into the cia just looking for clues. They put you on a no-fly list coincidence.

There are no coincidences, only truth bombs and the government is holding the fuse locked up tight in the area of the solar year, 2019 joe spoke to a whistleblower right bob lizard. Now bob claims to have worked at the area 51 and so joe summoned him to his sensory deprivation satellite, where he could ask him probing questions guys about that. Does it wouldn't be a good way to bait whistleblowers? If you get a fake was a blur say, a bunch of, and all rules of lord are like dude you're saying some and they go to correct them, and now now the one that are correcting them. I actually whistle blowing because uh that'd be a good made himself, someone that was able to read the the size of your dicks yeah huge view for yourself.

This incredible testimony before the un takes it down. You used to work at area 51.. When did things get weird well, the way this went down was, i only got hands-on with one of them and i was an alien. It produced a little discharge from the bottom.

It was exciting. You know we turned the lights on and all these guys are there. So what in the is this, we have, you know, actual hardware from another civilization, it's a bigger um. What i live in a house.

That's i like just swinging around on trees. We are the sex organs of the machine world, but for people who don't know, let's give them the bullet points. How tall are you? I'm 510.? You don't seem to have any muscle. It's almost like a frame.

Is there anything else, you'd like to say well the disc, the flying saucer that i worked on? I saw it sitting there and i thought, oh, my god, hey bob. It's probably a good idea. If you shut up, i worked underground with the aliens, they shot my hand up there, they're underground, there's bases they're, shooting lasers through the earth's crust and they move them at light speed. You you big what i'm not even doing anything drop dead, hey once you come on out to the nevada desert deal the out all right.

That's it folks! Good night, these revelations were sent out all over the door. It looked like a contraption of torture. All right. Here's the google searches for area 51 that big spike there.

That's when joe rogan put out his podcast, you get the idea and just see it reached the right man at just the right time: a 21 year old named matthew roberts, facebook, facebook about 8000 area 51. Before and he believed he wanted to see him real bad, but what could he do? How could he possibly get into area 51 to check him out? I think if i ran into area 51, i would be shot and killed scenario. 2. If me and all of my friends ran in we'd both be killed but scenario three, if there were so many of us, thousands so much fodder that they eventually ran out of bullets, then someone surely is gon na get through and touch the government in its special Area, my god, within minutes he was drafting a facebook post.

They can't stop all of us willing to die for the government. Let's do this. On september 20th, 2019, we'll all meet up at the area. 51 alien central tourist attraction and coordinate our entry.

If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets, let's see them aliens. This event then goes into the ether and from here it was up to the facebook algorithm gods to decide what would happen next. There's a lot here to be excited about. I think this could be very positive for our society and economy.

People from all across the flat world were receiving the invite and they began pressing the attending button. Oh within just a couple of days, the event had picked up. Hundreds of thousands of attendees people loved the idea so much they began making memes about how they were going to raid the base. So many i can barely show you a fraction of them rapid firing them out like the bullets that would soon be gunning them down, and so the events spread and spread around the internet eventually morphing into everyone who is something is going to raid area 51.

young People from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future. Nigel a runner null pointer stevens. We need soldiers, we need you all and just like that, the game was on. Oh, no is the new campaign gon na love it to be all annoyed to be plans disappear, dreams take over.

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Let's do a bit of background on area 51. secret military base first developed in 1955.. This is what it looks like on google maps. It's approximately this big total area.

Size 51 and the volume a big mystery until 1997. The government refused even acknowledged that it existed, that is until they were forced to by lawsuit. That lawsuit was about the death of two men who were former employees and how did they die well, not aliens, but rather toxic fumes from burning garbage. So what they would do is burn a whole bunch of cool high-tech refuse on the lot.

Let the deadly smoke blow downwind and the staff was stuck breathing it in what few years later, bing bing bong cancer other than that the public hasn't really been told anything. So all people can do is speculate as to what the hell is going on in there. I think that they are keeping remnants of a ufo there. We don't know if it's aliens, we don't know if it's time travel, we don't know.

If there's minions in there uh virtual reality, that seems so incredibly sexy, but what has been well? They do test flights on new alien crime, produce new alien tech breed. The latest version of the newest gayest frog do not get it confused with roswell, that's over here area 51's over here. Why really? And the final thing that we know is that security is top notch. They have that thing locked down, so you want to break in anyway, okay, but it's going to require some research and the first thing to find out has anyone ever tried breaking in before? Yes, several times in fact, in january of 2019, an unnamed man broke through security barriers and drove eight miles into the base.

He got out of his car with a metal cylinder in his hands and the military opened fire. He was shot dead at the scene and there was this time when a film crew from the bbc was arrested for trying to get in. This is bbc news this time when a vacationing family of four went off track, you get the idea. They're not messing around.

Put your hands up, i'm not gon na tell you again, but there's one story to top them all and we'll disguise his identity, but he is my personal hero. The month is november, the location, las vegas and the protagonist. A professional limo driver now he's more than a little unhinged. He decides to start harassing and sending death threats to a lawyer whom we think was going to represent his defense for this incident.

If you've ever seen this tick tock, that's our boy doing doughnuts and driving away he's going backwards. Las vegas strip anyway fast forward three weeks. It's like six in the morning and this guy is already doing doughnuts at a car park near the airport. Then he decides to drive from the car park into the airport itself, offense no problem.

He drives right through it and onto the runway, he's just driving around whizzing between planes almost crashing several times before visually parking on a ramp. At this point, he jumps out puts on a clown, mask and storms right up to a private jet. He announces aggressively to the flight staff that there is a bomb in his limo quote. I have a bomb i'm going to blow this place up his plan to commandeer this private jet and take it to area 51..

However, as sound as this plan was, the quick response by police meant that it wasn't really working out, so he bails back to his limo tries to make an escape until eventually police catch up with him. At that point, he is quickly arrested. They take him in for questioning and he starts telling them that's right. I did it to see the aliens.

He also told them to refer to him as the chosen one and by the way i have heist. Okay, dude no shot. Also, i'm involved with the mob, and someone owes me millions of dollars later on the bomb, defusal crew checks out the limo and determines that it's just a fire extinguisher with a bunch of wires and duct tape and fairy lights. Now at some point he gets out.

Presumably, on bail and cnn reporters walk up to him and start asking him questions. No, no statements from me. He says, but you should talk to my lawyer and then he proceeds to hand them the business card of the lawyer. That he's been sending death threats to for the last three weeks, amazing.

After all that the judge ordered they would be sent to a mental hospital for assessment. Also, they say: oh, how convenient okay, so people have really died. Trying to do this. That means we're going to have to be a little more covert so over at area 51 hq the military can see that facebook numbers have reached 1 million and it doesn't take a genius to counter together.

Just one percent of them show up i'm gon na pause. It chat stretch go, go pj, 60 seconds. Okay, i got some del taco. It's gon na be blast, run those numbers.

This many people there's bound to be at least a few who'll. Do something stupid. In fact, the military took it so cereal and that's that they even went over the nuances of naruto running. This is a real slide by the way and it required a real demonstration.

Of course, one some undercover operative then took a photo of that brief and they uploaded it to okay, no shot use our tactics against us all right. So if the military decides to do this, things could go pretty badly for matthew. So matthew goes back to his mind palace, let's not keep saying it's a raid. Instead, let's do a music festival.

This would give matthew an alibi and throw authorities off the scent, a willing music festival for the government. Let's do this all right here. It is alien stock 2019. The official edm party hosted by matthew roberts, set to take place in rachel nevada, a telnet just so happens to neighbor area 51.

It has 50th total residence and practically no infrastructure, perfect yeah, nice, try, fellas said the military and the captains and the generals all started planning their own edm party with the deep state. Three groups in particular introducing group e. The e local state police police have their work cut out for them, because, owing to this party, they think there could be upwards of 50 000 people descending upon the little town of rachel lincoln county commissioners, trying to tackle the tough task of preparing for a potential Inundation of peoples and sheriff carrie lee has less than 30 deputies. The county declares a state of emergency and they allocate an extra 250 000 worth of enforcement for the weekend of the raid, as well as an extra 300 police officers and paramedics that many people are going to stress the community.

To the point that it it's just. It we can't cope with it. This is some of the most exciting stuff that i've ever got and hold on mark group d, the defense, then i'm gon na take up my gun and shoot somebody, so the fbi agents that showed up they showed up at 10 a.m. They contacted my mom and you're like so.

She texted me she's, like fbi's, here, answer your phone, it's like, because i was kind of scared at this point, but this report from the nevada department of public safety was released last year and it features some very interesting details. For example, they caught a group of youtubers trying to plant a tracker on the bus that goes to and from the base. We're gon na pull an epic prank highly illegal, and you may not be that surprised to hear the military isn't actually that worried about people breaking into the base turns out. They have automated weapons, not automatic weapons, automated whatever that is no.

Instead, they think there's potential that real terrorists will yeah it's a thing or a thing. Terrorism was given a budget to sweep for chemical, biological, radiological and explosive material, although nothing was found and there's just one last group getting involved as well. The corporate press, disinformation agents in the mainstream media were getting involved. They immediately started warning people not to raid use of lethal force, authorized spouting contempt for the stormers.

What started as a joke facebook event quickly turned into a phenomenon. What it began as a joke appears. The u.s air force is taking much more seriously astroturfing campaigns by late night, haha men number one through seven, much more likely, they'll see them tasers, laugh it all up. It's just a big joke who say: they're interested just keeps grosser than their bullets.

Let's see them, they weren't afraid to give some of the biggest brainest takes you've ever heard. It's not clear. The 1.1 million facebook followers who said they are going to storm area 51 are real and not russian bots. Your goddamn genius, fine, we'll make you take us seriously.

Let the training begin, and speaking of that, i think it's time for my workout and so the raiders began training we trained for area 51. So, let's go, they began, pushing their bodies pushing their will, pushing their spirits, pushing their minds, pushing their friends and family's patience to the list. Who wants to call me to kick some alien butt in september? Join me we out and that's what fitness will be like in the metaverse as we zero in on the day of the raid. The count is up to two million attendees, and that puts us on par with the world's largest standing army, so to coordinate.

All of these troops we'll need a battle strategy from our slash. Memes intel was being filtered down to the troops groups such as the minecraft youtubers, the weeds, facebook moms, the child, the chads, the crackheads. Is it the five o'clock free crack giveaway florida man, the australians? The gay reddit mods, okay, this threat is live and the north korean defectors, they all had their role to play. So godzilla comes in from the east, while the australians make a distraction that allows the minion cosplayers to breach from the south.

Of course, these very serious strategies would have to be disguised as means so that they could be spread across youtube, reddit and tick tock, without the threat of being. Although not everyone was, as tech savvy authorities managed to nab one of the main cartographers and they pressured him into an interview on the television um. It took me a total of five minutes to put this image together. It was sort of like a battle strategy.

Almost it was completely rooted in satire that was just completely rooted in satire and no one should read. This is just completely a joke and completely just a joke mission. Counting sheeple complete you can take them out. Okay, so remember how we're not reading anymore and it's just a music festival, wink wink wink wink, well bad news.

Okay, so it sounds like you, maybe you're, looking at changing venues, possibly it's all up in the air we're putting maddie on the spot. There's a lot of challenges so, but it's two weeks away, so it's kind of got ta like uh figure. It out. I guess somewhat soon right, yeah, it's all kind of falling apart, see matthew, had organized alien stock with a few other people, but his main business partner was connie west.

I didn't plan it. It planned me, but matthew is the headliner. His name is attached to everything and he's starting to get worried about a fire festival type situation. Oh no be a fire fest 2.0.

You want to make sure there's plenty of water, food security, stop insurance, etc, and here deals on communications start to break down. Eventually, there's a lawsuit and kind of boring things that they were supposed to pay for, i'm stuck paying for it. Who cares we're gon na skip it, but the tldr is that they had a disagreement and connie said i don't have to prove to you what i spent. You didn't sign a contract with me to begin with.

So guess what i don't need to prove to you. A thing and matthew said matthew then took seventy thousand dollars worth of sponsorship money and declared alien stock and rachel cancelled, but then at the same time, bud bloodline walks in they say hey. Why not do it here in the vegas? It has plenty of lighting indoor plumbing, it has everything. Matthew said yes and then using the website for alien stock, he told everyone to not go to rachel and instead to go to vegas, welcome to alien stock, las vegas sponsored by bug and also pornhub.

But it's a long story. Connie was left to pick up the pieces. However, she would not be discouraged so easily. She decided to press on it's going to be a great party, no matter what it's going to be a great break.

She had to take full control of the event in rachel dipping into her savings and even mortgaging her home, i'm working out of my own pocket. I think this is a liability i'm out, so is it clear? What's going on, it's worth doing a very fast recap, because there's an event in rachel that's been declared cancelled, but also not cancelled. Also, i forgot to mention, there's an event in hiko that isn't cancelled, but it will be on the second day. There's also that third festival in las vegas, which has the former promoter of the first one, and they both share the same damn name, and none of this has anything to do with the actual raid on area 51, which is here which has several gated entrances by The way and none of them have been declared the official gathering point confused yeah pretty much everyone was it's a goddamn mess.

People rightfully put the whole thing in the two hard baskets and instead of going to one in the middle of nowhere, just went to the one in vegas who would have thought, let's fast forward to the weekend of the raid for better or worse. Rachel is about to open its doors to the millennials hell. Yeah encore now has come to an abrupt hall. Don't let the aliens get your game? Do you believe in aliens? I don't i don't ron get out of here.

Oh, you know i want to hear about the alien liberal agenda. They put out some good talking points. We don't know how to protect their minds from interference. It could be anything but it's alien stuff.

How do you see you walking with that shirt up over your head, like that? I don't and the first ones are supposed to be always. You know the best ones, paranormal lawyer phd level field, investment stuff in downtown las vegas? Did they change the name or is it still alien stock? I think i'm on my highest high i've ever been in my life. Look at it and we are taking a look kind of the area here. You've done a lot of work in a very short period of time.

The security's here, the medical's here the food is here. The people are here and, most importantly, it's just bathrooms toilets are here: it's there's more batons than people yeah. That was pretty good. I just i just went through a breakup guy.

Well, it wasn't quite the event that they had hoped for, but they did do a commendable job of acting for the news. This is the most fun i've ever had in my life, you think of yourself as being around. I i do here for scientific reasons. This is like the most millennial thing.

That's ever happened, but don't let's forget hiko or the high co. No one knows how to pronounce it. This event was being hosted by george harris of the alien research center. The owner of the center is las vegas businessman, george harris creator of alien tequila.

If you want to have fun, if you want to have a great look, it's a great day base camp was equipped with a vinder village of 10 food trucks, a gift shop and three-time grammy award winner paul oakenfold. For some reason i was told there's a lot of people coming uh. Well right now things are kind of slow at the hico event here. So that's kind of a disappointment.

Now heco base camp was expecting somewhere between 1 000 and 20 000 attendees. It's quite a range - maybe 50 people here, clapping some alien, cheeks yeah, but no cheeks are kind of where's the cheeks. This is like the first of a big thing. Ah, but it wasn't.

In fact, it seems as though the majority of the attendees were actually the press. One lady believed that her parents is actually alien. So after the first night, they decided to cut their losses and cancel the whole event. You know the producers of the show it's very, very, very expensive, and it just didn't make sense, because basically, all of the attendees were stolen by 2019..

Oh okay, we we're going to go out to uh rachel, and then we decided that we didn't want to get stuck in the desert uh as much as i like mad max. I don't want to live it. The las vegas alien stock, sponsored by bud light, was a smash, hit, they've got carnival, rides, photo ops, video games and even a pool no running who could have predicted this you make a post at 2 am with on a page that has 62 likes, and now You have thousands of people that are ready to come out to your show and i sold that. But i mean whatever dude back of military hq in anor londo operations were ramping up, they're, adding more guards upping the security and enforcing a no-fly zone across the county.

They were even infiltrating raider groups. You could be standing next to an officer and not even know it. There was no undercover presence here and they were giving stern warnings from the pr team they posted this tweet. The last thing millennials will see if they attempt to raid area 51 today, sorry to disappoint you, you triggered my trap card millennials immediately seized upon the tweet doing what they do best by pretending to be offended successfully having the tweet taken down and forcing a public Apology, i'm all right.

This video is getting very long. Let's hurry up to the main event, the ray hey. Are you coming yeah, you could foreign foreign? Oh, i don't need you is that an orlando hey smoking, these meats. The toilets are here why they lost me here we go.

What is this? Remix is kind of weird. Well, now it's fake, then it's fake. It's like they use gpu. Everybody knows this discount code likes to see a checkout me.

Thank you for saving us. We are so grateful and horny what and yes, we wish to be your big titty, goth, alien gfs and you won't be a virgin reddit browser anymore, ah, quite like that was pretty close to something like that. Although i guess you could say that only a small group showed up to the main gates themselves of over 2 million people in total, only about 200 actually went, but it's not about the quantity. It's the quality that counts nice outfit now throw them over people mostly behave themselves.

I mean, i think it's awesome, you guys are you guys are following the laws following directions so yeah, but they weren't about to leave without a consolation prize. At least let them see one alien, some of the area - 51 soil top secret rock top secret rock. You can have it it's from area 51.. Okay, also present at the raid were a few youtubers, so i came here to get myself an alien as a pet.

Oh, my god, but we're just annoying people. Are you guys gamers playing games? No, you watch anime yeah, so you got the rebellious youth and then you got people trying to lure e.t into a cage with reese's pieces and stuff. That's a pretty good summary of the crowd that you have out here this weekend, but respect to the true heroes, security for keeping everyone. I'm just kidding it's the guys who got underneath this fence.

God bless them, and this cameraman, whose foot raided the base and this random woman who decides to just start walking police right there, no one's stopping her, oh, my god, she's gon na make she's going. No. She gets charged for trespassing and receives a one thousand dollar. Fine, ah, but soon it was time to wrap the storm is over because everyone's moms were there to pick them up and if they were late again there would be big trouble good night, everyone yeah i'm going to sleep.

Now it's not over there's one more thing that i want to tell you about today, because storming area 51 would go on to inspire a plethora of other events. The storming of loch ness that thing can't hide from all of us like this is seated. What does it look like? It looks like a big stone. Over 27 000 said they were going actual number six okay, but storm the bermuda triangle.

Why not? It can't drown all of us and potentially millions. Actually, oh, no, but the you know the evidence would be lost so how'd. You know i am under the water. Please help me: oh, how about storm the vatican? They can't molest us all interesting twist on that one though someone cancelled the event, but overall, everyone had a pretty good time, isn't that what area 51 was really built for it's something like that.

You know what i mean. That's a good song. Um see you in the next one in two years, check out the incognito mode channel that has a little enzyme like uh, okay guys, i actually do the video a lot tonight tonight.