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Uh hi pharmacy how's it going uh. Did you drop toothpaste on your carpet? No, i know how to take it off. No worries, okay, good just take access off as much as access as possible. Okay, now that you took as much as access as possible.

Put some scrubbing bubbles. What now scrub? Okay now put some water right on, let it sit for about 10 seconds. Okay, two three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine ten, any shampoo. As you can see, some of the color is coming off.

You're right, it is getting lighter, now put three pumps of cleanser, okay scrub again what lotion? I just don't think this is gon na work. It sounds like it pooped, but it's fine now scrub all right, ew, there's a hair! Get up here now put some baking soda colleen put a little bit of water. Okay, it's a lot of stuff. The baking soda can melt now.

Scrub gently - i would have just poured some gloss here - carpet cleaner on it and called it now. You have 30 bucks for the lost and your two brushes aren't working anymore. All right, scrape, okay, put some water. It does look like it's getting less again for 10 seconds.

Okay, put whatever soap, you like again, not interested, but i don't know how to do it. On pc how's that funny that was so bad huh to figure out, what's going to happen kobe, i don't think it takes too big a brain surgeon to figure out. What's going to happen kobe, this is actually the craziest thing. Ah, is it's nothing that is just weird all the these chefs? They have like their jokes all lined up like trying this they're there's a pretty pretty funny they're, not like controversial what uh i'm not i'm not gon na hang on.

My husband here goes nothing good. One, what are you doing? Maybe i need that? Okay, that's really fake! Okay! Next, i just oh my god. What am i doing? Um somebody just asked me the best piece of advice for young people or anybody honestly, cool advice, and actually this is it's so crazy. Easy - and i say it to a lot of people, but it's really really surprising 20 seconds in which is half the video and she hasn't said anything, that's insane how hard it is.

That's insane, the sooner you figure out that other people's opinions of you are. Never your business, it literally doesn't matter what they think of you. You become free. Oh my god.

Thank you. Thank you. You know, you know, you know what i'll never get back. I got it.

If i, you know what i'll never get back in my life, this 35 seconds, that i watched her looking herself through the phone mirror or the the thing look doing faces and going around on the couch to give the advice you get when you're nine-year-old man christ. What the hell are you doing? Bro? What are you doing? What are you doing? Hey, sir? That's kind of smart. I think it's strong. Okay, there you go.

There was a straw yeah. What about it? Easy called it. Thank you. Vice president biden.

Vice president, that was a joke holy. I was about to fall asleep. That was all set up. I heard some changes have been made because yeah yeah, damn they locked me out of my own house.
Are you kidding me yeah? The reason why i skipped reddit? After finding this is the teenager is that i feel like most people that post stories on reddit, okay, uh, it's just fake, it's just it's fake stories, it's fake! It's like stories, it's just fake stories. That's it! That's right me! Out of my own house, are you kidding me damn? Oh, i guess i'll just go for a swim. Ah, what happened to all the water? What the hell nah, okay, interesting! After finding this, don't care! Stop making your dog catch balls for internet clout! The dog doesn't give a if it's is it this cloud or not man. This is just playing throwback to that one time hell yeah hell, yeah got up in the train, i'm using all my self-control not to pull that bro.

That is so rude. I am not too, you can do it. Those words are very naughty. What what all right i'm about to bust it? This is part one of how to make a welder's tick bracelet out of tig wire, so i'm taking 332nd stainless steel wire chucking it up in a vise and a drill and give it a twist now i'll.

Take the other two pieces of wire and i'll. Do the same thing but put it in reverse, so they all line up a little bit different once you get them the way you like you just cut them to length. I was going to use these, but i don't think i want to use them anymore. I'll put them in my for later pile: for now we got to cut them to about six inches six and a half, or so we can cut it down later and save the rest.

This is part one of how to make the welders take break, hey how's. It going today, maybe you having a good day. Do you have any thoughts about? Will smith's oscar slap? A lot of people were saying that it was fake, but because, like they had tape of, like will smith practicing uh slap effect slapping people, you think it was a joke or you think it was real. Okay, bye have a good day.

That is weird dude. Yeah, probably this could definitely leave people alone. I get it it's their job, because i'm coming i'm coming on the fence about this. Okay um.

I i don't know i don't know. I don't know i feel about this. It's my dude! It's annoying. I wish i wish they.

They were better at seeing. Oh guys, this person doesn't want to be on this and it's it's not working right now, uh, let's just stop! I wish i wish they did stop uh when they people didn't give the feedback that they want. I'm excited, oh, no, don't give a because it's literally like i said it's their job, literally guys these these work at like companies and like that, okay, and if they see a celebrity like that, it's their job, i get it it's. I think people can say this.

It's like unethical, okay, because i make money off of annoying people. I get it, but i mean it's. I don't know it's hard. That's stupid! Yeah get on man holy okay question.
You think men and women could be friends right, yeah, platonically, yeah, okay, so i'll. Try to tell you hypothetically to text one of your male friends and say: hey i'm horny right now. What do you think would happen? This guy says the dumbest honestly, let's do it? Okay, okay! Let's do it on the freshman podcast he's gon na be like what the are you texting me that for or it's gon na go one or two ways or he's just gon na go along with it and be like come over and okay, but it would be A joke. Here's the question: have you been a joke? That's always what they say.

It's a joke or like like you will never vote. You know if you have a negative read what she said beforehand, though fresh like like right, like personally, all right so uphold all right, chad, all right, all right, hotel tonight, oh hotel tonight, okay! Well, thank you! Perfect hotel uphold! Okay, hey hey! Oh man! All right! Hey i'm horny tonight: okay, oh okay, yeah! What's this there's a guy all right, so we'll come back to it! Yeah he's a guy who double takes he's like double texting. Oh i said i told you. What are you saying well done fresh? Do it again? I need water guys.

Why is this you guys sometimes pretty much talk, and you can't tell what's going on with it it's so it's so poorly edited. Your mother told me you needed this, so bro sound like spawn angler, why you smelling like them? What are you crazy? You must be smoking that crack dog, because this all belongs to me dawg. Yes, it does. Yes, it does tonight.


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12 thoughts on “Tiktoks that will reduce your life expectancy”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Cody Dennis says:

    I will never question mark you. I will never ask you to shh. I will never say Winston Aim. I will never say Sez You. I will never mute you. I will never say ToeNail eater take. I will never game complain. I will watch Jubilee with you. I will watch you play GTA RP. Please come back to me Mr Cow TrollDespair .

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars BLUEKNIGHT says:

    Was xqc really gonna say the chef was telling a joke when he did it as a tribute to Kobe and not as some sick joke? This guy LULW. Tbf, it wasn’t the full vid of what happened but yeah the chef meant no ill intent. The woman was just a Karen

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Alperen Aydin says:

    it has been 65 hours without an xqc stream, i am beginning to experience severe withdrawal symptoms. i do not know how much longer i can survive without the juice. please xqc, end this suffering and go live.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Luis Cardenas says:

    Chat is so bad. Someone can be getting assaulted and they will say "SO WEIRD" bruh no shit that's assault someone help them

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars J.R. Swish says:

    diminishing returns, also called law of diminishing returns or principle of diminishing marginal productivity, economic law stating that if one input in the production of a commodity is increased while all other inputs are held fixed, a point will eventually be reached at which additions of the input yield progressively smaller, or diminishing, increases in output.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Koz ——— says:

    i remember when xqc used to stream, it feels like its been decades since ive seen his long shnozer 🙁

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Just a weeb says:

    Where is xqc. I need him. I love him. He is my life. He saved my life. I owe him everything. I will do anything to watch xqc live again… Please. Felix. Babe. Go live. I wanted to hear you on pokis podcast but you were not there. Did something happen? Please Felix. My love.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Just a weeb says:

    3 days without xqc farts… I cannot handle it. I need to hear his farts. I need his farts. I need his juice. I cannot live without him. He is my king. He is my life. I owe him everything. Without him life is stale. It's like a part of my life has been removed. And a part of my heart…

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kwaite Funi says:

    MR COW COME BACK
    IT'S BEEN 15 YEARS SINCE YOU LAST STREAMED
    TrollDespair

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Levelovixor The 2nd says:

    Are the editors forced to edit this trash?
    i wouldn't watch any of this trash if i were paid

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Hola! Xeno says:

    Guys dont watch this video i watched 2 minutes of it and my doctor called me telling me that i only have 2 more days to live

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Ajax attacks says:

    It's been almost 3 days without the juice. We need the juice Sadge. These tiktoks have made me lose 20 years of my life. I've already lost 5 years from no stream TrollDespair.

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