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Stan, don't you know what a superhero is? They don't have personal problems. Well, i left the office disappointed, but obviously a much wiser man and i couldn't get spider-man out of my system. So we were about to kill a magazine. I think it was called amazing fantasy.

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Stand stan you remember that character. We both loved so much spider-man. Let's do them as a series now. Why am i telling you this besides the fact that i have to kill a little time pacman if you have an idea that you genuinely think is good, don't let some idiot talk you out of it publisher.

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18 thoughts on “Tiktoks that will entertain you for 17 minutes”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars sam says:

    yeah nah i got like 5 huntsmens in my house at all times, there's usually acoulpe pitch black ones aswell

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Silky Johnson says:

    Can't lie that panther was gorgeous. Having one would be pretty fire

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars garrett says:

    Whoever edits his tiktok videos sucks at editing

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars crtsn rtgtn says:

    Average XqC twitch viewer spamming “???????” and “pepega” when he says a panther is just a black jaguar. When he is correct.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Hawken Valhalla says:

    Chat question marking X and the black jaguar comment but he isn't wrong. A "black panther" isn't a distinct species, it's just a common name given to black colour morphs of leopards and jaguars.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kuruma777 says:

    Same 1 "I can't believe comment" ♻♻

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Carl Sagan says:

    monkaW I have an important fedex package in Portland OR right now… its probably stolen

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Colvalt says:

    people saying blue state at porltand like texas isnt a bigger shit hole OMEGALUL . see 10x the homeless here in texas after moving.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Byakupe says:

    Why is the editor recycling the same fucking clips over and over again on these tiktok videos?

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Bob Bobsen says:

    BatChesting now-dead Stan Lee trying to motivate people, some of chat is really just beyond help

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jay says:

    Shesh that was entertaining 👍😀 (for exactly 17 minutes)

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Chef says:

    its actually suprising how often we get big spider boys in our cars, i had one in my motorbike helmet one day, that was cool only a huntsman though

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars eh what says:

    I can’t believe it! I got entertained for 17 minutes!

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Hail_Odin says:

    The cabin at the beginning was really cool 🤝🏻

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Damon Goodman says:

    I’ve been thoroughly entertained by this 17 minutes of content blessed to me by the juicer himself.

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jordan Barkley says:

    That cabin in the beginning reminds me of the Rises from Elden Ring.

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Adriaalv says:

    Wow! I was so entertained i forgot to turn off the stove! Thanks for burning my house Mr. Cow.

  18. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tariq Alenizii says:

    I can’t believe TikToks entertained me for 17 minutes

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