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Small-time pot dealer David (Jason Sudeikis) learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished; trying to help some teens, he is jumped by thugs and loses his cash and stash. Now, David's in big debt to his supplier and -- to wipe the slate clean -- he must go to Mexico to pick up the guy's latest shipment. To accomplish his mission, Dave devises a foolproof plan: He packs a fake family into a huge RV and heads south of the border for a wild weekend that is sure to end with a bang.
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The toes in there watch out and take care david is sitting at home watching when he gets a text asking if he got the goods. Yes, of course, he got the goods he packs his bag and heads out first up a mommy then broker and chef. His client list is not declining david runs into ricky, they went to college together, they catch up and david gives him. Some cush ricky is surprised, he's still dealing but says he envies his free lifestyle, no wife, no kids, nothing.

He could disappear tomorrow and no one would notice that does not sound. So good when you say it out loud rose is a dancer. They do dude chat come on. Man.

Excuse me doesn't always check this. I don't want. I don't want to get close to my video man. I want to get banned dude, it's a stripper man.

She dislikes her job, also she's david's neighbor and they do not get along at all. Kenny comes out and hints at buying some of the good stuff, but david doesn't sell it to kids. Even though kenny's 18. kenny notices, casey a homeless girl being harassed by some thugs, he comes to her rescue only to get beat up.

David intervenes, kenny, blurts out that he's cool he's a dealer, bad move. They threatened david with a knife to make him give them his backpack. He manages to get past the thugs and escape as they chase after him. Eventually, david is cornered and takes a cliche leap into the dumpster only to accidentally close it with his backpack and land on the lid.

They ransack his flat and steal everything david receives calls from his supplier, but hangs up. A black jeep pulls up and two men tase him and throw him in they take him to brad's estate. The uncomfortable part is that he's standing on plastic wrap so as not to smear anything in case the negotiations go south brad laughs at him and says the plastic is for the new skylight. That's a huge aquarium with a whale david owes brad 43 grand but brad 8 35.

Is it bad bad? You see titties entirely, that's really. It proposes a win-win scenario. He needs a smidge of courage, oh yeah, how much got gunned down so he needs david to be his mule someone. He can trust if he pulls this off.

His debt will be wiped off and as a bonus he will receive one hundred thousand dollars. David is hesitant because if he gets caught he faces life sentence in a mexican prison, although he is forgetting one thing he doesn't have. A choice kenny suggests dressing up, since he totally looks like a dealer, david berates him for his stupid ideas. When a flanders family comes by to ask for directions, the officer is very nice to them and gives them information.

That's when it becomes clear to david. He needs a family and an rv david visits rose to recruit her as his wife. He will pay her. Ten thousand dollars rose refuses.

She does not trust him. David recruits kenny with no problem, and he suggests another member casey. She agrees to do it for one thousand dollars kenny meets his new sister. Rose's manager informs her that there is a slight change in club's policy.
He wants her to sleep with the customers rose quits on the spot, even though she's strapped for cash david is at the barber shop giving kenny and casey money, so they can buy new clothes. On second thought, kenny already looks like a nerd, so he snags his money and gives it to you. David, sits down, and the hairdresser asks him what he wants. Something that looks like he gets up at 5, 30 in the morning commuting an hour and a half for some vs job, where his boss expects him to kiss his balls all day.

So he can afford to keep his ungrateful screaming kids and annoying wife until the day he's encouraged to put a shotgun in his mouth right here they are at the airport. David gives his papers to the security, and the guard says he's. Jesus casey is an angel in the photo and in real life. Kenny doe sussy, full body check on the plane rose, arrives unexpectedly.

She asks for 30 grand instead of 10 and she will be in david agrees. Hi they arrive as their rv roles already off. They go casey notices, a stand with fireworks and begs david to stop, but he refuses then kenny and rose join in the chat he yells at everyone and says they are not a real family. They reach the mexico border and the guard just lets them through.

David is shocked that it actually worked. They arrive at a huge gate with several armed guards. They are let in everyone who isn't shy, has a gun in their hands. The whole situation doesn't faze david.

On the other hand, others are concerned when he meets the supposed boss one. I threatens him with a gun until he mentions that pablo chacon sent him brad's presumed alias david, tells him he's with his family, and one eye invites him in it's more than a smudge of cush. It's two tons david calls brad and he's actually surprised here, giving him the gun. Wait, wait a minute of crush it's two tons.

David calls. Is that a dick it's a dick brad and he's actually surprised they are giving him the goods. Like he's not sure saying it's for publisher cone would have worked. A woman offers kenny some fruit.

He politely declines but decides against it. When one eye says he'll blow his brains out. If he doesn't take it, the rv is packed. Snoop dogg would love this fridge.

There's a spider crawling around the fruits they leave the camp and on the way out, an officer is waiting for them. He knows they have some pot on them, so he's just there to collect his bribe of a 1000 and he will be on his way. Unfortunately, they don't have that much so he'll accept something more personal, david gets, the hint rose, suck him off rose is not going to do it. The officer tells her not to worry he's more into men.

David calls kenny outside. Who is unaware of his intentions? He explains the plan and that he needs to satisfy the officer kenny refuses he doesn't swing that way. David asks him to do it for the girls for casey and he agrees the cop comes in and asks what's the holdup will someone do it or will i get 1 000 pesos turns out, he didn't mean dollars, david hands, him a 100 and they go on Their way at the border, the fitzgerald family pulls up beside them in an rv. They make a huge scene.
Millers want to stay low, but fitzgeralds force their hand, and they reluctantly welcome them. Their daughter melissa takes a liking to kenny when it's their turn to be checked. A guy gets busted for having a joint. Having second thoughts david slams on the brakes and pot falls out of a cupboard rose wraps it in a blanket to make it look like a baby.

Fitzgeralds are dying to know more about the baby. The security guard tells them to pull up they put on their hats. The guard greets david and asks him if they are bringing anything from mexico that he should know. David is scared and speechless.

The dog starts barking and they get pulled over for an inspection, just as the inspector is about to search the rv. Five illegal immigrants who are hiding under the rv run off the inspector apologizes for the inconvenience and sends them on their way. They are bewildered by what has just happened and by the life sentence hanging over them. They are glad that everything went well turn up the music and have a blast.

Meanwhile, the real publisher arrives, so they go after it back to the millers. They are driving a 15-ton vehicle up a slope. Their engine breaks down. Also, there's no signal casey and rose head out to get help moments later fitzgeralds pull up and gives them a ride.

They know a mechanic who can help them in the rv. The woman edie inquires with david about how rose and he met david, tells the true story of how they met in her flat, and it is truly amazing, yeah yeah yeah i sent, and i understood how detailed he remembers it and surprises rose with it. Don asks to get the map out of the glove box. That's when he notices a badge and a gun.

Don is an off-duty dea agent. This makes them nervous and they go to have a family meeting. Their plan is to shake off fitzgerald's family as soon as possible, but unfortunately the repair garage is closed, so they have to camp out for the night when edie tries to take the baby from rose, so she can have some free time she fights back and ends Up throwing the pot blanket into the road getting it run over twice. Edi is hysterical, but guys help me out.

Casey saves the day by telling her that the baby was her school project. It was not a real baby. They apologized to the gerald family in the evening. They make a bonfire and sing some songs, a for effort to millers.

They also play a drawing game where the answer to melissa's drawing is plain and simple: no one could get it right. Kenny is up next. He had to draw a skateboard, that's a little misleading after the games. Kenny has a nice chat with melissa.
They like what again give me your timers, 8 40 to 905, each other melissa leans for a kiss, but he just hugs. Her david goes to comfort him and ends up giving him some solid advice. Casey feels sorry for kenny and she decides to teach him how to kiss wouldn't say: casey enjoys it, they continue practicing when david and rose return rose, joins in and asks him to show her what he's learned, what not bad she teaches him. Another technique.

David is just a spectator at this point. Suddenly melissa shows up and is shocked by what's going on don drives millers to the garage where their rv should be fixed. Brad calls and asks him where he is. He should have been back by now.

He explains the situation and says he'll be back soon when he sees the mechanics tied to a chair. Pablo has located them david hands him. The phone brad gets scared and hangs up 845.905. Okay, i'm ready one eye is here too: they found them through a transmitter.

Planet in the pot, the millers argue amongst themselves, revealing that they are not a real family and when pablo learns, that rose is a dancer. He asks her to perform rose starts taking off her clothes climbs. The stairs gets on her trusty pole, david rates it at five out of five. A great performance by rose, kenny, barely manages to keep his hands to himself rose distracts.

He tries to resolve things peacefully, but it doesn't work. Kenny manages to run one eye over. They all get into the rv kenny is still behind the wheel, destroying pablo's car while being shot at david, tries to take the wheel and the fruits fall down with the spider, the spider climbs on kenny's leg. The rv goes off the main road, but everyone is fine except kenny.

The spider bit him he runs outside and the others follow it looks like it really hurts rose asks him to show her his balls. He drops his pants as this is a family-friendly video. I will leave the gruesome sight to your imagination. David is still arguing with rose that he doesn't have time to drive him to the hospital until kenny passes out once at the hospital david calls.

Brad brad is surprised, he's still alive, david threatens to double-cross brad and give pablo the smidgen of the pot. Brad offers him half a million dollars in compensation for his troubles, but only if he delivers the goods by tonight. The doctor tells them that kenny could be released in a few hours, but that does not sit well with david. He needs kenny and his giant nut out of here now, even after he explains the situation to rose and casey, they decide to stay.

A boy comes over to the rv scotty p, a well-mannered young man. If you know what i'm saying he's here to pick up casey before they leave rose, decides to chat with him a bit. They inquire about his tattoos, especially the one on this collarbone. No ragrets casey is very uncomfortable with the whole situation, so she and scotty leave afterwards rose and david bond.
She reveals that rose is her stage name. Her real name is sarah, and they almost share a moment when casey comes back from her ride, they schooled her for being gone so long like real parents would casey gets a warm feeling that someone is worried about her. They finally manage to retrieve kenny. He rushes him to the rv, but drops him explaining that he's in a hurry, because the deadline for the job is in four hours and blurts out that five hundred grand are on the line rose.

I can explain you're making five hundred thousand dollars and only giving me thirty 30 grand i'm only getting a thousand. You guys are getting paid, casey walks away, angry rose and kenny refuse to leave without her david angrily tells them they deserve each other and drives off pablo finds out their whereabouts and casey meets up with scotty david calls brad to tell him he'll be back in Three hours a little while later he obviously misses them. Casey tells scotty about her problems related to the whole trip, but he just wants to get it going rose intervenes telling him to keep his hands to himself. The situation escalates and rose punches.

The kid david has come back to them, but they are not so pleased to see him. They wait for an apology, but he keeps talking nonsense because his pride gets in the way he even proposes splitting 500 grand each getting 125 nope. They want david to beg for their forgiveness, and so he does on the way to the rv they run into fritz gerald's. They have a little scuffle over.

What melissa saw them do last night to redeem himself. Kenny tells her that they just smuggled some pot and are not a real family while they are trying to cover it up with lies, one eye walks up to them. He points his gun at david, but then dawn opens the door of the rv and beats him up with a huge mug. Holy melissa is about to call the cops.

When pablo takes her hostage david hands him the keys to the rv. They say he doesn't have to kill them, since he has his pot back. He lists that they forced him to cross the border burned his face, destroyed his car and beat up his companion twice. He doesn't have to shoot them, but he wants to david begs him.

Not to shoot anyone, but him pablo disagrees at that moment. Fireworks distract him and david manages to throw the gun out of his hand, somehow rose. Grazes, pablo and kenny comes up with a knockout punch. He makes out with melissa using the technique rose, taught him.

Oh david and rose also make out don arrests pablo and makes out with edie. Oh, he lets the millers go the next day. David is at brad's place to deliver the goods, but the deadline was last night, so no deal he realizes that brad would never pay him. No matter the outcome.

Suddenly the dea storms the place he has informed them with don's help. He doesn't get the money, but in exchange he and his fake family are put under witness protection for three to six months. Some time later, david waters, his plants in the suburbs and introduces his family to the neighbors. We are the millers happy ending, but some things never change the end.
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12 thoughts on “Pot dealer hires fake family for mission xqc reacts to ‘we’re the millers’”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Nebukhanezzar says:

    OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TOS

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Liza says:

    the blooper reel of this movie is hilarious

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mr. Alex730 says:

    good movie

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Bankz says:

    Twitch: nah that’s TOS
    YouTube: fuck it dude make it ur thumbnail

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tom says:

    Not many jobs you can complain about seeing feet otherwise you won’t get paid. Mofos a millionaire 💀💀💀

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jose EstaBom says:

    I saw this movie and completely forgot they weren't a family lol, that's how good it was in terms of actor synergies.

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars HORRRID says:

    I clicked because I saw a cute blonde in the thumbnail, what's his name?

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Milberg says:

    So nice that xQc and chat is such gentlemen with good self control.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars precalculating says:

    fuckin classic movie

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars R whoosh bait says:

    I remember when I watched this when I was 10 and HOLY was it intriguing

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars kmds says:

    spy x drug dealer

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars iiiii says:

    Good movie👍

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