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You're gonna get our own dude. I Had the same, uh, the same sound effect as roller coasters. Okay, skip it. Also, always skip the game.

Okay, wait. so Jordan you're skipping 100. Wait, who's me? Oh, Skip. skip.

it's like you're gonna. We have to skip everything. No, by that that's weird. Oh and he bought it.

Yikes. Oh no no no no. I want to buy this Jesus Scared I Want this? Okay, all right. Mr Cow Oh double 49.

What? 49 Cool 49. Triple double Because yeah, but we're just co-owners Wait? Well, that's that's bad. Yes hello. Hiers I'd like to report a fraud, but in exchange can I get this second and third worst properties.

Why do you choose to be crazy? No, we all have a kitty cat. That's a chance. All right, tight now. I get instant rejuice as well.

Oh yeah, yeah, hi guys. Absolutely successful people. That's not bad. Oh my.

God Happy Birthday! Okay, you didn't tell us. Oh my God dummy. Are you scared? Oh how? Play again. Play again.

Yes. hey hey. another party. Wow.

So six dollars please? Oh my dude. Check is fine. All right. watch this watching.

I Got a count of dollars. Use the wall to block it so that is a uh, a purple. Just kidding, it's okay. Rain Man So anyways, uh dude, it's so cool that we're like co-owners of all this together.

Hey, how about we pre-trade it both our pinks for our Aquamarina I mean I I'm I'm down for business I mean I'm not I'm a businessman out here. We can communicate about It Yeah, yeah, but I get nothing. All right. it's time for Newman already made a lap.

Eat my dust suckers that is brown. Just kidding. it's a chest. What? not just any chests.

nice taxes huh? Give me give me give me excuse me mood xqc mood excuse me land over here on one of ours eling no, what the hell is that orange? That's Orange Why TF are you front page of the Salty's Everest oh is better than the start but it's so unlucky that is a um that is a red yeah I think I'm gonna buy it I'm coming in every Everything nine oh ten. what is that? That would be a chance. uh chess actually. oh taxes.

this is none of those things that is I used to always go for those here. come the Water Works but watch this suckers last line. oh I mean oh it's the last one right? oh my. God this is Mike it's trash.

We all have one right? This mic is bad. bad. sorry about that. Okay, definitely you robbed I need to get a new mic anymore.

This party is bumping. it. is bumping. That's fine.

Jail safe is it though? Yeah yeah, but we're so early in the game I don't think it's good I'm happy I'll come visit you watch this Sometimes bad things happen. Thank you sir, thank you very much. How do you like my Boardwalk quite nice looking isn't it? It's not too bad Angela you still can broke boy. Also I pay my neighbor his feet.

By the way, Joint House, it's mine. Thank you here. I have your 12 I'm sure she's mine in my right pocket. Just say yeah.
Four? Yeah. Double trouble exactly. Let me do something again. Yeah, Why are you leaving? Whoa.

We have no idea who's gonna get either pink or aquamarine. Oh my. God I Got something? Yeah, so it's everybody's game. Yeah, But we have to remember that.

Nimhouse Oh he does. blow this freaking loser. Forget it. forget it.

Border is not even that good. Oh my. God You're going to jail. You're gonna jump out.

It's not. It's two dollars. It's zero one. If you get double again.

now it's jail. Double jail. Five five double. Jelly's gonna go to I Can't just not throw it.

Oh, there's literally no way are you a time traveler. Double jail. That's double jello. This is rare.

Have fun in there guys happened. Uh, how do I get out? Should you go to the penitentiary? No It should be locked and turn and turn. bro. Don't drop the soap too later.

it's your turn. Oh my God wait you actually got it next time. Pay attention today. What? Oh thank you.

came as ass class though. Mr Chairman Now What? I Literally got out of jail I mean at least I didn't pay for jail I take it. uh Railroad I'll have taken I Guess Oh that's not bad though. I mean we have railroads and utilities.

It's like Ugh I'm sorry. spread out on the board. That's what I like about him. Nine: That's bad.

No I want to be the worst if you buy this. Yeah I'll buy it then so you don't have to worry about it. Okay this guy rookie who invited this weekend I don't know what the and what did I just do nothing. It's not even that bad and you're going back to jail.

Orange Orange Good. That's not bad comeback story. It's not good. It's okay.

fresh out of jail Tennessee Chest that would be What a purple Yeah. I'm gonna buy that green. You would have had a 12 of them. I Like watching him walk though.

Isn't it funny? I'm gonna buy this. You can't afford it. You're broke now. Yeah money is starting to look tight.

It is tight. Look out for Boardwalk Here it comes. Oh is that power. Oh that's money.

Thank you very much. That is power. You're right. I'm almost out of money on another party.

It's bumping. It is bumping up is it? Oh thank you I needed that I needed that Very bad. Yeah well. you're a stinky poop face sir.

It's yours. What? How dare you I want KFC What is this? What is this? Enter: what does this mean? Oh oh my. God I thought I thought it was Jamie Jamie Dude oh my God I thought he was playing hey sorry Christ yeah I'll just give it a shot. Move out of the way five Chance.

so good luck. Look how funny this is. Good luck Smelly old shoe I'm going to Pensington City Oh wow hey hey hey hey what? Yeah, Holy moly I didn't know you wanna pansy the dice this blur man I can't see that would be a orange I bye bye bye yeah bye. you're buying that.

Absolutely okay. Come on now. give me something. Gucci please.
that's a seven is IT Park Place I think I've got something. Of course you don't Truly ass. That's tax by the way. Smoked on that luxury.

Are you kidding me? I mean you're rich, pay high taxes? Then it is what it is. Come on, get a 17 right now. That's a good one. Yeah yeah.

you have to start making deals early I'll give you all ready. Listen I'm gonna hold on. You can auction it. You can auction it.

We're gonna. We can come back to this later. Okay, everything's name on my offers next time you play double for it. I have the goods.

you have nothing. You have a blue I block all your sets. that's what I got I I own this Bang it massive roller. Definitely a yellow air I Buy I Buy this.

Okay nice hack. nice Rigby Bro Do you want to trade me? Oh never actually never mind. I Don't want your pink anymore because Nim has the pink. Unless you're poor.

that's really important. You have the same amount. you have less money than me. There must be some other way I could pay you.

absolutely not. You're uh. an unexpected mail I'm gonna what damn tough to please this man. Hey this is oh so close that would be.

um, chance for taxes. Hey what? Yep, welcome to reality. you made nobody I'm living in reality. the whole game.

Jesus All right next. Yeah. I Think Xcc has a way to dice you wish through those I don't see anything. Why is that jackpot? Yeah.

Oh, that's like 400 bucks. 20 bucks. Let's go I need that I was broke. That's how the world works.

The guys go the guys. it's like Isaac it is. It is. It actually is.

It's not mine. Oh it's tax. Have you guys got a single guess right? The whole game probably not. Uh, that is gonna be great.

orange Milo Ranger Myo range for school. Okay, wish you gotta go fast. You're going back to jail. What? Okay, it's always a bit tricky to see if it's owned or not.

Get the roll again. three my guy. Okay, okay. oh wow.

Okay, so the deck has two of these cards. One of them is gone right? So now you know. If you're one building houses, there's still a chance to pick this card up. and you pay a lot of money, but both are drawn.

You're good to go for the rest of the game. Almost. How does the randomness work? How X you have no money left Sell me your uh Pink Oh, let me think about this. Absolutely not.

Um, well. but the thing is is I need you to negotiate with Nim to get the other pink one before we start talking. That's not the same thing. Oh wait.

what's the what's? the Marine Which one again first one. Oh oh wow. A doubler plus two minutes. Oh true.

Actually. yeah. I might do that. You want to trade.

I'm down. Wait, no, does that is that is that? is that? Boom Never mind. Just kidding. Yeah, let me buy him.

Oh, don't give it to him now. man, don't it depends. Then was you wanting anyway I wanted your light blue ones and then I'll give you the railroad and I'll give you the pink. So whenever the clock wears off, you just give me a call.
Whenever you don't feel anymore, just give me a call. I'm Gonna Give You pink and part of railroad anyway. um I'm just letting you know right now. if you don't want to do this, maybe what else where where Where this is.

How many doubles do you get? man, what? Actually speed running too fast Dude. Okay, let's think about what happened this game. All right I have an idea. he has three properties Kim What? Just go.

Just go. I'll buy it. that is good. Okay okay wow.

yep for your pink. uh your yellow. Fair enough I'm trading with you or uh no yes I'm already in too deep I just want these. copy this and this.

Nope. Chat, chat, chat. Okay okay I mean I'll do it right later. Listen if I'm giving you okay, trading is the heart of business.

I was on the bucks but hey now don't give it to him Jesse Jesse you get a settle, don't do it Jesse it's a trap. well just. we both get a set and then we and then we. we saw the mountain.

No I agree with you I honestly agree with you here. like I'm actually down with this but you gotta yes I am down for this good trade. good doing business with you pal. I like that you didn't get the railroad by the way get rolled but good again now.

I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go and mortgage my because I don't give a Jesse you wanna trade you want my um red for your yellow? You'll have two of them so I can build some houses I hear ya? Let's Wait a little bit because you know I might never let me wait on it. Let me see if someone hits the right if someone doesn't hit the red shirt. Okay, next time I might not be somebody. well I just don't have enough money to go wild.

Oh, this guy's going broke. Surely people are actually gonna land on these tweets anyway. you could have the railroad though. I won't scam you I'm going home at my hotel which is very rich.

It's luxurious. it's Rich it's hot. Maybe it's time to manage your portfolio by yourself. Oh I'm scared Jesse please man I'll suck your dick.

You want what? for what? Uh, here's the thing. me giving you the yellow gives you the combo off the Rippy like I don't have any Yeah, you gave me your red and your Boardwalk I would give you yellow and that that gives you a set. He's coming faster, he's coming fast and I'm coming to jail fast. Oh yeah dude.

Jesus man the RNG balances out a little bit like yeah Jail's not that bad Kate for depending at least you can't land. Oh we're right in front of ecstasies some ass properties. Get the out of here Damn. X has the last Orange If you want it yeah, just give me it.

I Want 800 boxes plus you're black. Think about my past in this game. think about come from. You should just give me it 800 bucks plus black plus White what are you doing? He's actually building.
Congratulations This is where we're gonna land on all your other properties except for the ones you're building. on what is happening. It's your turn. Oh, he's going faster like that.

Oh my, She's lined up. She's lined up. He is lined up. Easy bro.

This is a really dangerous little corner over here. Oh zoom zoom zoom Thank you. Your time has come. Meow.

You're gonna camp. I'm not going out there. it's too scary. but we went for a while for us to get more money for you guys.

land on my squares jail. wait. Dude. Dude.

Dude, No way. Dude: I Mean honestly, that's good. It's not that bad right now. but now you have to go through the gauntlet.

How unlucky it is. Doubles Eleven. Top Eleven Eleven Eleven Eleven Eleven. What about it? Oh he's lined up.

Oh my. God Mathematically, you have way more chances of being honest boy. you take your sweaty ass on the seat of my you're starting to make me mad and turn it. Your time has come.

Excuse me, Come on. Come on. Wow. Yeah he's like I'm like hello, you're not playing versus an AI He just auctioned it What? He had No money.

What is happening? Hey, what's happening? You're betting on the Green property. Ah I'm out. Enjoy! It is uh guys. bit more than one dollar.

Come on now. What is this like? Somebody stopping that buck Man yo. Stop. Six dollars and one cent Sky Stop it.

It's anything an hour I've got time. Listen I've got time. Oh my God. Dude.

Foreign like. why would you even auction that you just paid ten dollars more than if you just bought it? correct I could afford it I couldn't afford it No. Nim it's called Knox I wasn't the one who landed on it Oh I thought you were the one's for you. Why is he can't be in jail? What's the point in leaving? I Can do everything from here I Can buy streets from here.

You're poor I'm safe. safe little cat in the cage. Just just get a three or four. Okay, a five or a six.

Oh come on me. Oh wow, the first one here Jesse Jesse Yeah The mathematics say you can land on my right here I Say no. that's disgusting spicy stuff. Oh, go straight on.

go. Let's always like it. when money comes my way it says Pasco should get the money off. You pass it all right? Oh I'm safe.

Yep. I'm not going anywhere right? Meow. Oh I have to pay now. One player lands and I'm back in the game.

one player land. I'm in the game. me too j4 I Can show you my last one if you want so you know what my your last trainer. It's worth a good amount of money.

I mean I I'm missing two. What do you mean? All right thank you. So what are you trying to get after me? What is that money? I'm just gonna get out. man.

How much money? No, you're fine. Just uh. I mean I'll say three for 300. train for 300.

Yep, 38 months. when will I finally find a girlfriend? Uh Alt I'll I'll do it very much I'll do very much. It doesn't matter. not even a counter offer.
You're just gonna play by his flute like this. These menus are confusing. yeah and see what the future holds for you. What is this? You're home Yo good.

Perhaps you should manage like all you set up a trade. Okay, okay, you're gonna get kicked if you let me do it. Okay, your turn starts now. I've actually seen that happen before though.

I Remember trading with someone and it just something happened. Yeah, yeah, you get kicked out yo. Oh oh what is this locked anyway man. so boring? you good? Terrell If you had the other one you could have would have gotten 100.

I mean Jesse you're running out of money. Let me know whenever you get desperate, but the offer is down now because you refused me initially. So right right? Oh no. I Oh hell no.

I I just don't want your Boardwalk with it. Okay, what's your what are you smoking brother? Well I'm gonna give you a full thing to just get a piece of a hell no if I'm gonna give you a full ass thing. I'm not just that you're almost broke I have more money than x Why are you bringing him up? Is that slow? Because when you're playing Mario Party and it says you're in third place, you're doing good. All it takes is one bad day Jesse will be an offer.

Um, don't give him 300 Bros Oh, you get way more money out of three then you get into massive the amount. Yeah, it's massive except that it's mortgage. What is a mortgage? Oh my. God I am in the dirt.

We actually like that feeling. You're not doing that bad though. I Miss a party? Okay I'm just gonna make it I can make it okay. And the jackpots.

Hey, you have the least amount of money now Jesse By the way, Yeah, so you're doing it worse now. Wait yeah. oh tax money. I think there's zero though.

Oh, 300 bucksiba more money for me when you come back Kim Sure yeah. Look at this. Look at this. five and a six.

Look at this. look at this will I finally be welcomed. So much money. What? Shove my Fender in mine.

Uh I have nothing to trade you because I haven't had any turns this game. Wait wait wait unmortgage your Did you un-mortgage your thing? Just you know I have the last Railroad but I'm gonna win at least a thousand dollars. Well he's going into my fastest. Why didn't you? Why didn't you Okay? for why didn't you get the LA the orange off of Xqc Instead, you had such a good leverage.

You know, leverage on this? Well, no you didn't I guess. But what? this is on your side I Thought it was taxes first. Um, yeah. I guess I Don't really? All right.

You're in position to land on my Boardwalk now and the Turner I think about it later I guess Jesse I Need you to come past and see what the future? Yes. Come back. Yes sir huh. Such an aggressive throw.

Oh yeah, he's quite fast. He's going fast. Thank you. Oh he's coming fast.
it's your turn. Rule 10 Rule 10. Oh Double Trouble He is coming back. Oh that's expensive.

Oh my. God and let me get three triples. Put me in jail I have three of the trains dude and none of them have been landed around I didn't see that one. Oh cool.

I Don't even get to have to hit anything. Peace. 33 months poggers and your game's over. What is this man? No.

oh that's gonna cost you dude. Thank you. I have three of them man. Unlucky.

Wait, what the is happening? Actually she's spending all his money on the houses. That's what's happening. Come on. Yes, yes, this is getting scary.

Okay, how's it going Partner: What's up man? Yeah Oh we got houses out there. Go faster man. what the is this? Thank you? Same one again. Oh my.

God Okay foreign. three. wait just back to the same square again. Oh my.

God Oh he's saying this dude. What the wait. You guys are all in jail now. How is this realm? Jail's bump him out I Wish I could buy jail.

Hit a four, get a four, Get a four. You ratchet four four four codes for you. Oh dang it. I didn't get out of jail.

Come fast. Put me in jail Coach Oh my. God no it's not. She's coming fast.

Thank you. Take it, you blood sucker. Yeah nine. wait.

is that my own. He is lined up. He is lined up. Oh no.

oh my. God my money to be honest. But I I Do you? how much does it cost to land on yours? Uh, 8.50 Uh. Inshallah? Yes.

Attendance: Ten two here. Twelve ten twelve Boom Boom Sometimes cheapest one. Ouch that hurts can hacks? Yeah, is that the one that I sold you as well. Why even go on any longer? Well look at.

X has an orange, all three railroads. you're white and all your money. You're the second richest player in the game. Stop crying.

Go Go Go Go Roll it. Roll it up. Roll it up. What? What? Oh my.

God you're going out there, have fun getting. Oh boom Why why would you buy to leave What is happening? Uh even more. Go left or right and then go to your parties and you can't control the mortgage them out. Boom.

What do I need 600 Dude, this is why people kill themselves. Well that got dark Dude I Don't understand why you've lost everything. Yeah I've lost everything. Just give it all to me and I'll help you.

Did you hold that for eign? What's your offer actually? Oh I Don't want everything but I will give you my railroad for both your oranges. Just say go on without me. What? No, no, no this. actually this is it.

Don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this. This ruins the Monopoly game.

Trust me. Okay, yeah, but also bankrupt. think it was it. kind of goes nuts.

Why you should wait. No I give you everything you give me 300. Yeah, you'd get more money mortgaging. Trust me.

control. Enter control and enter the next trains. Oh I wouldn't let the oranges instead. but if you come back though, I'll make a deal for that.
Uh so we're gonna double double. No one is hitting my thing either. How do I get out of here I've landed in Europe all your streets Just you're not. Yeah, but not not my juicer.

Yeah yeah. I'm not hitting a double. It's not even possible. No way.

Uh, do it too again. Wait w do it again. Do the end. Oh eight dollars? none.

That was easy. Thanks. Oh and that's another eight dollars. What the wait to come back? Time for always providing such great entertainment I Feel like the game knows who's like losing and it's like dude, what's going on here Okay dude.

man those are like the best streets because they're right. like by jail. they're so op. is that tax money good? That's that's free free Monies is it nice 50 bucks? Oh here we go.

If they start buying houses, What? I can do I Can downgrade my my uh hotels to houses and clog the markets too. Real bro. Hey what's up guys, what's up? Oh hi, oh wow California okay yo yeah. I guess I'll just auction it fair enough.

Um, go ahead well. Kick It Off doesn't really have anything to give. so there you go. Oh one guy sounds depressed.

sounds like you have to play Monopoly Capitalism. One must fall for one to rise. Hmm I mean X is going for this for sure, but let's at least make him pay. Yeah, yep.

I'm sure about that. Oh um. well then. sorry I can't always mortgage some stuff.

Yeah, things are looking really good for you man. see you are blue balling me so hard right now. Come on I mean I'm down to do deals with you three I can get you the green jackpot. just kidding.

orange you have two of his buildings Jesse okay, what about? uh, what about what? huh? What? what? Okay Jesse dude I'm starting to consider giving you Boardwalk you can use that, Don't give up persistence. It's the the coolest Street in the game. Yeah, but it doesn't have the second three though. And he's too poor to build houses nobody can swag on.

Uh, he can. Bragging rights. Nobody is bragging when you're poor. Double Trouble Jesse Jesse Jesse Jesse Jesse Jesse that was uncorrected bro.

Oh I'm muted I Don't know why if you give me both of your yellows I will give you a red off? No, no, but hear me out, but hear me out. We both we both get our things done and I'm giving you the more expensive one that makes more money that way we both win in the deal instead of what. I give you two singles I get nothing out of it except for what just park place I don't get but if I give you red, you get really good property. uh no.

Give me I gotta go give me. uh. give me green as well. Let's roll the dice.

fear I'll do that. Oh he's coming fast. he's going home straight home. Say hello now I'm going to jail.

Why are you coming fast? Oh oh never mind. but maybe no. wait. what do you mean never mind I Get a discount for this one.
You got to push him up here. Jesse Wait, you should get this one. Jesse yeah you should go dizzy Jesse Can you stream your game? Yeah, better better. I Just tried all tabbing and I think I just bet got him bet.

Drive him all the way up. What? Why wouldn't you just max it I could have given you the last one in the set Jesse I Will now. but like I said, you can trade me two yellows, right? You give me two yellows I'll give you the red. that's good for you.

You get a more expensive property and then we both end out good. No wrong. No uh, where are you guys? Why can't I Oh there you are. How do I uh.

mortgage this? I should have done this before control I Want some cash now? come see Papa? Okay for you. All right bro, you depressed You're muted I'll kick him out I Just landed my own mortgage property. damn roll that then no morning again for me Jail Jail foreign I'll take that all right Jesse Shake The Dice Um, get on the bus and come come fast. We're having a party.

you need to come. ASAP I'm gonna be dodging the party and I'm gonna be going over here instead. Okay, well I mean there's nobody going here too. It's really small party.

small one. not wrong after. Water Works All right I'm gonna be making a trade here. What trade? and I won't I'm not giving you two streets for one like get out of here.

Oh damn you're so naive. No, his name's Nim Okay, how do I go over to your side? You don't? How do I go to him? You click with your mouse. Oh I'm trolling. Okay, how about this? Then hey, trading is you see what I'm saying? Yeah, okay for you.

Okay, yes that makes more sense. You have a deal. Hey x what? you're so cute. Are you blushing? No Oh you look so cute right now.

Dude I need a haircut? Uh what did I buy though? What do I have the Reds you bought Reds you can't afford it and then we'll talk about what is he doing? Let's play. Well, that was so reckless of you. By the way. Why? Because I'll Never Land on it One um no.

oh no one asked that right? Yeah, Nope. I got both of them. Well I can actually lose here I can't really get those I haven't went on it yet. My properties right? I could actually lose xqcl Uh what do I have? You guys are all up in my I wanna buy on these ones.

How do you buy? Oh I see to control themselves, acorns grow. Uh I'm gonna land on something though and lose everything. Yeah, you're going to murder my now you are lined up mathematically. Do it for a murder line Massacre I Know this is a really scary part of the game.

Holy All right. YOLO Shake The Dice So what am I doing? Oh no. so all I have to do the only options. a little gym I I can sell my power thing and sell the orange things to you right? But what? I'll buy oranges to find it don't? Um, you should just roll it 500.qcl What is that nine? oh that should be uh uh.
taxes. Actually you can't but you can't afford it. Oh oh no. Wow.

anything. Go for me. I Give anything actually happened. It's on the broadside for me or is it all just I mean what were you hoping to learn? There's not a lot of good options left for you to land on.

At least you don't owe any more money. Not a lot of good options in life for me anymore. Yep, what the? Super Mario found shot dead in New York No way Grime them up Max Jesse Drive up Max Loser loser you're never getting Boardwalk Anyway, what's the point? So I don't you can haggle me here but you're not gonna hide when he's on my hotel and you have to pay a billion dollars? Yeah, watch this get some double digits come over to my party. oh he is coming fast.

Taxes I Can't afford it. Say sell your houses now Now hey hey oh now put clothes and Pierre out the house sell their foreign. Can we think back to when X actually scammed Kefar with a game mechanic that he just didn't know about. Yeah, that's why I don't play this game sometimes.

bad things, smart investors never did. I am so scared he's dead. What do I need here? I Need a six? Oh my. God Is it finally? Payday for me.

Hey Ten eleven Eight Twelve seven four seven eight ten eleven No. Okay, okay. six eight and nine Two five two five, it's 11? No no, mine did he count correctly. Soul 900.

Danielle Okay Roberto Rebecca everybody out everybody out there. uh how much is it that you need? 9 50, 29 months Christ the average American House Owner: hi, uh, you want to buy Boardwalk off me. Um, it's gonna cost you though. sure give me uh I'll buy for six on it 600 Yeah, wait, wait, is this only two? There's only two in this series.

Oh, there's only two of them. Uh, okay. how about I get your green though? Um, okay then I'm only giving you 24 then 400. 200, 200, 300 500.

it's mortgaged 200. 300 250. what do you want to trade deal enough Jesse forgot to hide his screen I'm watching him and he's looking at Monopoly hacks. How do I go over to you? What? Should we go outside? Um held it.

Hold it 350. yeah there's a 350.50 300 Okay, 275. you just see my money. He's starting to double so he's rolling stairs demand there will be an offer.

Okay man. I'm losing on this deal. Still okay. you didn't put it in, so go ahead and add the money you abused it I'll give it to you anyway.

I'll give it yeah. but I need it now to pay you. Oh I thought the deal looked fishy. Can I just ask you for money? Yeah yeah.

go ahead. I'll do it too. Wait this guy is boardwalk and Bark Place now yeah I can't press anything though. What about K4 we just 24 is dead.

Listen I went to jail. Imagine how it's even possible to go to jail before times. I've barely even had four terms I think so yeah all my buttons are grayed out and I can't nothing happens when I press anything. Do the car? Do the crime, Pay the time.
Oh I meant to be connected. Is that even a thing? Yeah, What the so what do I Do all the four wheelers set? wait? This is not gonna wait. It's not gonna replace me with an AI but yeah, only for a turn. Yeah sake oh my.

God Yeah I'll do for it. Yeah I did I did. All right Nico has your attorney. he's got you bro.

No he's gonna do some stupid. he's gonna sell off my dude. Did he really? Yeah yeah. Why blues oh my.

God this is such a game. None of this would have happened if you see would have spoken up by the way and actually said that I missed adding the money. Well I was with you anyway again. I'm using all the money like God aimless Nico is my guardian angel whatever that means I can get out of here and get some food Yeah GG guys peace.

this is why Pope didn't want to play Monopoly oh listen I'm just hey I'm gonna need um all your by the way oh yeah am I Do you have to press control and enter one of the controls when is double date with forces and who and access? Dude what a complicated program and for no enjoyment the whole game. Yeah you got short-handed to be honest. your turn starts now come on. escalators, escalators, escalators.

Nice time has come. Your Time Has Come Oh no I can lose air. your time has come on. we'll get that one out.

Uh I I Don't have much going on for me. Nah, there's nothing to do here I'll just let it let it slip. I mean I ain't completely over yet. You still gonna get the computers today? Oh yes oh my.

God there's a video about it. Actually you just got a lot of money. Oh this is really good. What are your food and saved it? What is this? I had tacos.

feels good man guys what is this I think it's yours. Nope Oh God I can pay it I really think beer tacos are just lame? Holy I'm not I'm not I'm not gonna put them into the house. it's too heavy. What? period Tacos No There isn't What? Like the you know, like the tick tock trend of the birya tacos, did you dip it into a sauce? Oh yeah those are good.

No the sauce is so underwhelming. Wait what's up? Just a burrito sauce? I think normal tacos that is good bro wait from where just any Mexican taco place. if you get like a like a good ass ways no it's a sauce you dip it in. it's like a soup consuming I Go to a real good place like I'm not even capping a really good place I Don't think it's bad I just think there's better stuff and it's just it's like it's like it's overrated.

I like the Alpa store uh uh it's so good. yeah that's wicked insane I just wouldn't like authentic Mexican like uh um marinated Meats so they haven't Sometimes someone said you live in Texas Little Bro yeah we have good Mexican food but hey I'm going to text I'm not gonna text him next. Bro Bro like a Mexican spot and you buy like their bags full of meats all with full of sauce and put it on the grill. It's insane.

Why is your white friend coming Florida Tacos It is so good we're home. Maybe it's time to manage your portfolio. I'm just saying it looks better than It is just off my first law of school grades and did really well. Couldn't have done it without you X Qcl What are you doing I'm building up your future in front of you.
can I just work for you? No you can't like at what point of the game can I just work for you guys? Wait I'm not. The guy just has to give up and bankrupt. Oh wow, you would have skipped my Blues there. That's insane.

Well done. I'll just see I've paved the pavement for you. It's full of landmines. Come take a look.

Okay, that's good like that. Okay, where do I get to pay money first? Oh cool nowhere I don't have enough for that. It's mortgage. All right one second.

Oh crazy yeah, you are poor I'm not saying controversial in your chat. Hold on, let's get some riled up man. I Talk on communities I own this w ow damn your ass, it's your turn All right now. Land rant my shits Jesse I Will Never Land on your properties.

they're terrible dude I Scammed you bro I will never let him. you're Landing right? Just don't just stop thinking it's like impossible. Sorry, come on man. Nicest place to visit but at least you're safe I'm just trying to win dick.

You know that knows he's gonna fall on it. Well we also lost it then. Oh he's lined up naked. Oh he's lined up taking literally zero progress.

He is lined up but at least I'm not dead. It's a slow long come on, we have a party here at five. Ah loser. Thank you for your openness about Nightmares Mortgage Thank you.

No oh dude I'm gonna come second. Perhaps you 've managed not nightmares I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared. no it's nothing. Oh it's mortgage.

LOL Shake the Dice sometimes I wake up the nightmares. Wait Watson Dude I don't I don't have nightmares I just wake up after like a realistic dream where like people did shitty things to me I like have an awful like move the whole day because like I remember like people being like cruel to me and you know yeah that's annoying what you've done to the place man you just want to tie no your turn. okay boy that's what you drink. more water bro, more water equals no dreams.

Yes something faster like that. Go Dude. can you land on my shits I imagine it actually? What is this? oh this isn't that. What if I buy back my I'll have no money for when I eventually land on them please I have three sets with three houses on it.

You can just let on my shipment problem lined up. he's lined up foreign in eight years ECC is gonna be smoking weed on stream I will not be live at One in eight years. No in eight years. Oh hell, what should I do? Are you kidding me? If you drink beers constantly, tons of beers play.

Pub G Oh I Do have a family just eight years. It's like a whole life. Hmm. the whole life.
Eight years. bro. that's a whole life ability. Yeah, for like a dragonfly.

Okay, it's the same thing as a lot of averages, right? Your golden years are worth way more in your other years. Your chat is so weird sometimes. What it is all right. This guy said the value of your life in the middle of it is worth way more than whatever you're really young or really older because in eight years if folk keeps eating and smoking like that, he won't be here.

Oh sweet home, What's he thinking of doing? Jesse Just it's over. Yeah, now it isn't. Wait, did he someone already owns this? I Can pay for this. Pay the rent.

Let me say 10 second, what was this? I don't smoke crack and eat corn tortillas I don't even know what I'm trying to do I'm sorry. yeah I did eat corn tortillas today. Man put. oh.

you put everybody outside the house and you kick them out and put them on on food stamps and um, you know, give them a rough life. You could probably pay your bills otherwise he's gonna pay me. This is gonna pay me. Can you make ends meet or not? I'm trying.

unless you have to pay. He's got it. I think he's got it. Who did what needed to be done? Only 5 15.

Bro, he's got it. Wait, go back. 900. I Paid it off.

Ah, fair enough return Starts Now I Love what you've done to the place. Wait Am I selling it? Uh Baxton, Sorry, why the hell did I give Nims items all to you? It's your turn. Oh, he's lined up. it doesn't land.

it's in between. Dude: I'm working into my retirement. That's that's what this is. I'm 90 years old I'm still working right here.

I Go wait if I can probably attacks I'm dead. Where's the bridge? Oh Jesus Christ dude, how did I come second? Well he's not having him in jail. He has the whole rainbow in his inventory. bro.

no way. Troll despair, foreign I have to I have to sell stuff, just inherit. This is what I call a safe spot. One last roll, it's almost done.

Sweet Prince. Just let it happen. Who's this You kidding me? And and your mortgage? Hello, you're good. You're good.

You have this mortgage. Yes I'm poor now at home. Yeah what I can do is I can scam the game a little bit to sell the properties ahead. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna let's play I can forward sell.

Sometimes bad things happen. Holy damn what am I gonna do now my whole life I'll take third though. Pure pain and Doctor nothing ever went well for me. It was just slow suffering until the end.

That was sick. I mean.

By xQcOW

14 thoughts on “The craziest monopoly game ft. jesse, nymn k4yfour”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Roid gameing says:

    Man Xavier always win man is the lord juicer😊

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars FuriousOreo says:

    IF YOU SWAPPED NymN AND K4yfour FOR POKE AND VAG I WOULD OF WATCHED THIS BUT INSTED IM NOT WATCHING IT GIGACHAD

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars awhole lotta says:

    glad xqc learned to not play with jakenbake and minx again

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars KN1F3RJord says:

    EEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Sir Patrego says:

    ft. unfunny leeches

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Casey says:

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tyler Allen says:

    Okay so I know this sounds bad but im like a very good manipulator so I can kinda convince anyone through gaslighting to trade me properties, I kinda feel like a bad person.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars I eating milk says:

    The ai auto declaring bankruptcy was so lame

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Th3marshmello says:

    Hi Felix “xQc” Lengyl

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Caleb Cruz says:

    I am ky4 every monopoly game.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars woo woo says:

    Can someone explain Nymn to me? I watched his stream for the first time yesterday (always just seen him in clips) and he spent roughly 80-90% of the stream talking about forsen and his viewers. Is that what all his streams are? Does he not do anything else but talk about another streamer all day?

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Delaney Hishon says:

    Jesseh is my favourite. The way he says "ok" gets me every time

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Wait what? says:

    K4 plays Monopoly as a Black American
    Hardcore Mode

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars noah thomas says:

    K4 was so funny.

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