I wear the flex because I'm soulless. Okay, yeah yeah. I'd speak very fast. Do you have a DG any what? Why do you speak so fast? Um I don't know, you live in Russia I'm in Russia What? I'm in a rush. no more about you I'm gonna rush to know more about you. Oh 36 months. Six cubes? Yeah guys guys. I Spoke perfect Pac-Man Too good. That's less than three. No English does it. That was good guys. that was good. That was good I don't care. there's an L because L is the turn to W's okay if you are willing to see them through. okay, this would this works. Um, this works okay. know more about you. Oh that was pretty decent. Zach that was good. That was good. Come on. I'm gonna use some credit here. Chat: Yeah Chat: xqcl Good one. Dude did we guess Mitch Jones good for him Um oh Jesus Man Jesus See chat, chat chat. You guys understood right? See so the wrist was fine last time. What? I'm in a rush. no more about you. That was fine. It's cool. Yeah, Thank you guys. This is too far. Okay I'm gonna start with this chat. two years that's 120 dollars I guess it is gone way too far I cannot keep taking hits like this. Okay somebody's gonna studies websites and algorithms and Engineers HD Camera this is a it's this is I'm a victim. this is crying because of the trial. Are you okay? Yeah, that is not me. x2cpo um Jake's is driven after months apart. mink collapse that Amber's party. Sure it's gonna make a clip. Thank you. You gotta pay me a thousand then money. Give me thanks. That's not funny. that's not funny. That's not funny. Okay, that sucks God damn it. it was funny. Until that. this is funny. That's not funny. Sorry I'm so sorry. sorry. This is sticky everywhere. Oh God damn it. Twitter Okay, why me? First, that is sticky. Um um, what are your uh, your goals? Uh, long time viewers Dude, that is just. that's just Minx dude I don't have to tell you yeah, we're gonna impact y'all and leave on enlightenment. Yeah, you know. Oh okay because as I'm talking to people that aren't 6'5 like me. um, the reality shows that look I'm excuses insanely tall Titan juicer Riz God 25 months and Xqcl when you're six five and you're talking to, you're talking to a very smaller people I'm leaning it I'm leaning it. You know what I'm saying Um, what are your goals? Uh, to stream more? And what about in life in general? What do you want to? what kind of impact you want to leave? I have to lean forward. You know if you see the positive 99 all the limited man Jesus Christ them make it like a liability. she's a little bit unhinged. Yeah 2017 now. I Chose Doomfist because he was broken as and then I proceeded to have the most legendary Doomfist game that any human being has ever had defending on King's Row for like four minutes 5v6 Okay, okay, no no no, it was 65. It was a 65, not 5v6 6v5. He's not even saying it right though and I won and the juicer was on the internet King's Row And he got so mad because he knew it was me on the enemy team and he knew that I was the reason they lost. He got so mad that he spent the rest of his stream rage queuing Doomfist. He was like if Moon Moon can do it I can do it if Moonwalk could do it I can do it He had a meltdown Bro he had a meltdown that said Doomfist was super broken bro I was punching people I could Bro: he is omitting he, he doesn't two years he is omitting. He is omitting to say again that that he had been on my team multiple games prior. Okay, in the past doing absolutely nothing on Doomfist going like four and fifty. okay being a dying back-to-back bot. Okay, so of course I'm gonna get mad because I'm losing to him when we're down a player. Dude: of course I'm gonna be losing my mind like are you kidding me dude I remember his King's wrong. He kept going through the every time he kept going to the uh um through the Mini pack on the fence, in in uh, on the right side in a little office and he kept going for One Tap plays and it keeps working because it was broken. Let me tell you bro. I Want to tell you man, it was broken. It won't be. What do you want to do against that? Um yeah because then he wants to escape I'm not mad I'm not mad I'm a man I'm a man bro. If you're winning five, if you're winning 65, it's a sh. It's lame. it is a I hate it. It's so I think we should try but I'm not sure it'll work. These people here are like nothing I've ever seen before. haha. Maybe we should try to make them laugh. Maybe then they'll let us go free. It's worth a shot. Yeah, it's worth a try. Let's see what we can come up with. All right? I'm sure we can come up with something funny. Let's get to work. Who knows. Maybe we'll become hilarious comedians in the process. Do you think we can get out of here soon? Jesus Actually watch this yesterday. a bunch when I was I was at the party I was just kind of watching this. Madison jumps in the pool Ain't No Way Minecraft Skeleton jumps in the pool? Ain't no way I don't know. Anyways, we removed it. oh my oh my. Pull up the trunks I'm not doing that insane foreign. it's another minute. No, it's not find that solid. Solid. Yeah, it's kind of like a how do you say you're like you're very handsome? the French like like pretty. So you're very handsome. No yeah because I'm DJing it. Believe it or not, check us out guys! I The DJ said he all his music was on the USB sticks and he couldn't put music for for us and he said it. the speakers are at a battery. the speakers are plugging to the wall but he said it to add a battery. So I was like okay so I I literally I literally clicked one button I turned Power on him and then I do uh host mode I pull up my phone I do Bluetooth thing and then I was playing my own songs and I was like brother jelly. Okay, it's kind of like a um everybody's having a blast bro I should I should have been the DJ um basic necessity budget. Let's show you that surely this is going to be is to 37 months always a I I Live on a basic necessity budget for the most part. Anyway, Okay, a basic necessity budget I don't even know if I say I live on a basic necessity budget because my rent is so high and I know my expenses are one-tenth plink. Thanks for good Street And this guy Just buy like 150 000 car. Basic necessity budget. How often do you think he doordashes food on his basic necessity budget. How much this guy's clothes cost? What part of his lifestyle is a basic necessity budget this guy flies in private planes to Burning Man 250 000 car. What is the basic necessity budget? doesn't he have? like, doesn't he get like thousand dollar shirts and Jesus then that's my thing on this. Um, he's got. Let me. Well, maybe maybe he's out of context, but I mean I Definitely think that Hassan knows that he doesn't live on a purely necessity budget. Well, I mean it's not even about if I'm in a bad take it. just I think it's uh, that's obvious what I mean I think it's it's obvious. Everybody knows that man. Pac-Man Pac-Man pack Maybe it's out of context, but I'll underscore I'm not I'm going to be lazy I'm gonna say I'm just I'm just saying it, brother, brother. listen. listen for the most part to a millionaire again for the most part. Okay, one of her son's t-shirts could have sustained me for an entire month way back when I lived in in Quebec Okay, I lived on the on about on about a 600 budget a month. Um, when I lived um, with my girlfriend in in Quebec way back when about six hundred dollars a month for my whole family for my whole month? That's ten dollars, right? I Mean it's some of some of the shirts that he wears are like 800 bucks, right? USD that's more than an entire month. So I don't think I don't think he meant what he said inflation is not Impressions I mean that faster inflation is not even that fast. Now how was 400 bucks and we ate? uh, almost exclusively? um. craft dinner? Ramen uh. Macaroni and cheese? What foreign look at that. Look at this. Look at this. I'll show you look at this one. This is my apartment. So over here. um xqc chair xq bedroom xqc chair xqc slime excuse me then uh uh um. bathrooms and then you see the residents like this is the rest of the apartment. You see, you, see, you see it. The doors about like three foot to the right or five of the right and that's it. But it was 40 bucks. Imagine losing to a weather Berlin Omega LOL American Talking about Chinese Intelligence. They spend taxpayers money blowing up a balloon and then go back to tick tocks on their phone. The irony: I'm not gonna stop for this I mean I How about you I don't understand what you say I'm feeling fantastic. What about you? Oh, you're feeling fantastic I'm feeling fantastic. How are you feeling great? Great great? Can you elaborate Amber Yeah I mean I'm being free I Feel like uh I can breathe a lot of space here. Like people, it's a lot of fun looking music and people. What about you? How's your Nathan breathing? So could you elaborate on the breathing? um some girl you uh came up to me and I'll just bit my shirt off like I'm some T-rex or some like I'm the one that puked in his pants. she smells like it I don't understand. um yeah. anyway I mean I mean I'm not gonna elaborate dude I left my pants in the bathroom for like a minute Lily a minute. Okay, just just so I could go I'll get my phone I come back there's poop on my pants in the bathroom so I left them there I took him out and then um I mean why? because I had to get my phone and then next thing I know I I tell my that my parents know you and then and then and then and then she decides to put my pants on and wear them I was like you know what? just keep them. that's just disgusting that that is just disgusting much Destiny Right when I was like 16 and one of Destiny's biggest debates was on incest and whether or not it was morally wrong. So for literally six months in a row, I would just go around to random students debating them on incest and most of the time I would just end up calling them low IQ because they wouldn't have any arguments, they would just say it's wrong because it's weird and I'd say yeah. But if I eat apples with ketchup, that's weird too. But it doesn't mean it's morally wrong, you know? But they would get so angry if you really think about it. Um, you realize that you don't really give a because you're not a weirdo. That's just the reality of it. Um, average response actually question. Brilliant. So there's nobody how ugly somebody can be as long as they're funny. So I think some people are objectively ugly. You don't believe that? That's a thing. No. So I think you can find the good in almost anybody. So there can be somebody that's like physically unattractive. but their personality could actually make them really cute. It wasn't He was broken, broke. very broke. Fine. I make enough money to support myself. What about them? What about them? They have to support themselves. What if they can't But they're funny. They're gonna ask their mom about to go back to their basement because I'm not supporting them. Okay, uh. interesting it. What If you could support yourself and you found somebody who could support you? would you go with them? Um, I Would still go with them, but I would still consider supporting myself I wouldn't ask them to support me? Okay, that's interesting. What if we break up? Are you still gonna support me when we break up? No really. So there's no bar to how Uggs or something can be as long as they're funny because I I Think she guys. I Think your narrative is very respectable and whether she believe there or not. okay I mean I mean we can never know what people actually feel like it. but I mean that was. she was pretty on a spot and answered the other questions directly. So ugly is kind of like based on who's looking at them right? So fair points Fair points Got to give credit where credit is due. That's fair points, fair fair game. Money tells the worst gift has ever gotten. The Wizard where's it worse if I've ever gone chat okay before I didn't play the clip again. My aunt gave me um a a um animated version. uh like a like comic book version of the Evangelism about it or something. the ark the Ark of no eat the Ark of Noe or some is to 29 more months. you know what it is. What's the worst gift you ever got I don't got I've never got I've never gotten a bad news I have I've gotten the two foot long pencil that you can't sharpen. you gotta sharpen with a knife I said what? I've gotten a two foot long pencil that you can't sharpen. You gotta sharpen the knife. Oh yeah, instead. foreign Evangelism book Uh I did not read that bro bro. It was so bad whenever she asked me like a year later I'd read it I just I don't even hesitage told her shut up No I didn't even open it I just told you that but it was so I had no time. her gift was complete garbage. So did you hear the latest news? Not yet? What is it? Scientists have developed an artificial intelligence that can do stand-up comedy. Wow, that's amazing. Are they sure it's funny? I Mean what if it's really only funny to robots? I'm sure we'll find out soon enough. In the meantime, let's stick to what we do best: making people laugh. Agreed to the funny people. let's get out there and show him how it's done. Jesus All right Bro I Won't be keeping treatments every time around. Titties I Mean it's not like they left a note or something I Guess you never know what Secrets may be lurking in the digital space. Yeah, that's true I Guess it just shows. You have to be careful what you put out there. although I bet it would have made a great episode of Feinberg Wait a minute. Definitely, Who knows one day people may be doing a Feinberg parody about computers and secret keeping. It's possible I Just hope they don't use any of who do I call that chapter astronaut for my character. The same jokes we are making right now laughs just going to somebody Ask for me though I don't think I know it'll take a while but I want to at least put in the request because I didn't guys I didn't I didn't put in the request yet I just kind of like donated it and I didn't I didn't which I chat because you could get I can get a character for a thousand bucks I did I give a thousand bucks but I didn't ask for it yet so somebody could attribute guys um I guess um I just actually I don't know you guys is a thing. Uh, the 1K package here can I get my character please I Know it takes a little bit time, but I'd like to put in my requests for my character please What's up yo? this is X x on the video I'm going through my voice as well. that is anyone knows that boy I don't know, he's just so sorry anyone knows that boy I don't know, he's just so sorry.