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Crazy but it's insane accident of America and also like Croft it was the National Security advisor to George Bush who was the president of America and also to some Giza called Ford when you was involved in the Vietnam war. Did you ever think of changing sides? No, never thought about changing sides. Would you have switched sides if them would have offered you like a thousand dollars more a week? No no. a week a week.
No not like a year a week. No amount of money. Would you push your mother off a cliff for a thousand dollars a week? No. What about if they offered you like top of the range Lexus a new one.
20 inch rims and like a massive necklace made out of bling bling with your name done out of diamonds on it bling General Skullcroft Massive matter because I would not I would no longer be me if I did that. He's fighting The most harmful thing you can do to the other side. ain't the most harmful thing you can do is to call them nasty names. Not really.
not for countries. let's imagine we was back all those years ago when he was fighting. Russia If the president had gone over to the head of Russia and said yo Boris or whatever stop being such an air he would have felt this small and because everyone would have been laughing at him he would have gone away. ended a war.
Well as a matter of fact we did that as you ever met. General Motors He's a company builds cars but it was started. No Uh is the Army worried about the threat? chemical and biological weapons? Sure sure. did they ever catch the people that sent Tampax through the post? Uh no, they did not.
It wasn't 10 facts it was. Anthrax All right. I think there's different brand names. Like we say pavement, you say sidewalk.
Whatever. There's different words for the well. well it may be. but Anthrax is the germ.
Uh, Tampax is something very different. we just want to say big up yourself. General Skullcroft you was helped us out here and you know the interesting. You're just surprised.
The surprise yo that's surprising I feel like ironic. They think Donald Trump is pretty good here. You've got to be clever to run a massively very quickly. Thank you.
I've got some business studies that I just want to tell you about and I'll be a full lift very quickly. What is the most popular thing in the world? Music? No. Tell me ice cream. Okay, everyone has it.
What is the problem with ice cream? I Have no idea it drips Okay so me ideas? What to make a drip proof ice cream? No brilliant ideas or whatever. You ain't gonna come out with that though. No. I promise you I won't.
um is to come out with just like these ice cream gloves that make the ice cream not go on your hands and make it all well, sticky and also keep your hands warm. Okay when when you was eating the ice cream? okay, is you win or is you win? Okay, well it sounds like a good idea and I hope you make a lot of money. Good luck folks. It's been nice seeing you you take care of yourself. Okay, well it sounds like an interesting we've got like P Diddy is going to be in it Good is ice cream? Do you want me to eat this? No no Okay the ice cream glove that's a sea which means that you can't Nick it all right and my my idea is you could do them in like a favorite team gloves colors. That's like the LA Lakers I don't care what it looks like Yeah I See, that's like what you guys what? to me: I'm not carrying around a glove in my pocket. So in the event I'm eating ice cream I'm taking the glove out of my pocket to preserve my suit. Has you seen one of these things before? Sure, everyone in school learns these things.
Sure, it's uh, it's a diagram. Oh people who like ice cream. People who has hands. What's this section here? That's our Target marketing.
Okay, we did an internet search for ice cream. You come back with 62 6121 Result: We did an internet search for the gloves. How much results did we get? Free? 125 0 113. So you times those together.
What does you get? This is just people on the internet looking in 203, zillion whatever, 496, 400 and then a one. Check this out. If all those people bought one glove. All right at 19.99 right? just one glove business would be worth wait for it.
Hello. that much That is such a big number. couldn't fit it that way. Not in English 34.6 million billion dollars out.
As we promote this company, we promote it with the strongest image is that Thatcher Who is that you know? Money Talks All right, this may be this may be the worst idea I've ever heard. I Actually don't dislike the idea. Safe respect. Yeah, but it's a I don't dislike the idea.
You could use it. You know it's not. There's something to it. This is not going to happen.
It's got another business idea. Um, okay. what is that foreign? What's this? That is a skateboard? No, it is a toothbrush. No, don't lose.
Okay, okay. what is it cool? Brian What is it? We'll tell you what it is. It's a hoverboard. Yep.
I Don't understand. It's a hoverboard as you sing. Back to the Future as you've seen the bit where if where they jump on the board and it flies around. Yeah, it's in the future.
That film must have been about 10 years ago. No one has even thought about making that thing. But it doesn't do that. It doesn't do it yet.
That's where you lot come in. you come up with the science. We don't do that This is nothing it was. It's a film.
Well, they must have used the board from somewhere. They made one of them that worked anything in a movie. Good luck you're gonna put on the glove before you shake my hand. Good luck man.
Obviously creative I Like them for sure. Funny. all right now. what do we get? a fourth for a party game? All right, Sure.
Um, this is awake yo. this is X x on the video I'm going through my voice as well. That is anyone knows that boy I don't know. he's just so soy. Anyone knows that boy I don't know. he's just so sorry.
Psalm 22 "My God My God why have you forsaken me?…. bulls of bashan surround me they pierce my hands and feet…. they cast lots for my garments… "“He trusts in the Lord,” they say,
“let the Lord rescue him.(R)
Let him deliver him,(S)
since he delights(T) in him.” "I am poured out like water" etc like with other passages in the psalms, genesis, (including theophany appearances in the torah) Isaiah, Zechariah, Daniel, Proverbs etc are considered messianic in rabbinic Judaism as the suffering servant messiah Ben Joseph, and to Christianity as Yeshua, Jesus bless you ❤
Edit: To expand on this is of course Isaiah 53 where you have the servant being crushed by God as an offering for sin for others, who dies and sees life and his seed afterwards, who dies with thieves and in a rich man's tomb, and who was despised and rejected, so why there is a common view of two messiahs, Ben yosef and Ben David, one messiah as the suffering servant and another as the conqueror who sets up the kingdom. Isaiah 52 the messiah draws Israel back to himself.
Some fun and sad things are like people would say Jesus didn't exist despite Tacitus, Suetonius, Pliny the younger, Lucian etc and the apostles writings and the successors/church fathers of the apostles/bishops writings and josephus, because "Nazareth doesn't exist" until of course Nazareth was discovered, or another one, "there was no synagogue in capnernaum" until we found it, or Thomas Payne in age of reason "Bible is false because there were no kings during Jesus's time" until we found King Herod Agrippa's coins, or "Jesus wasn't buried in a tomb because crucifixion victims weren't buried in tombs" until we found crucifixion victims with the nails still in tombs in tombs.
More cool things, are Jesus sweating blood in the garden of Gethsemane, this is a real phenomenon called Hematidrosis where death row inmates sweat blood, also another when Jesus is pierced and water and blood come out this actually happens when water builds around the lungs, it confused some early church fathers on the spiritual meaning, but it's a real phenomenon that occurs as well. Many rabbis into gematria etc say there is a curse upon reading Daniel 9 because it says Messiah The Prince must come and bring in eternal righteousness before the destruction of Solomon's temple, no wonder they say that as then if Messiah didn't come before 70 a.d. there is no messiah, those who have divided messiah into two were confused if the messiah would come riding on a donkey or horse, so the two messiahs, as opposed to the jews who believe in Jesus and himself, who state himself and two arrivals. Of course this is why Islam falls quickly because while they call Jesus messiah they don't understand what it means, and Muhammad of course denied the historical fact of Jesus dying by crucifixion (Which besides tacitus mentioning pontius pilate doing it to him, we even have an inscription that was uncovered oh pilate and dates lining up with his time being the procurator/prefect over Jerusalem) besides Muhammad being the total opposite of Jesus, Muhammad had sex with his child bride Aisha who was nine, he beheaded and crucified people, said not to trust jews and Christians, he had Ethiopian slaves and called them raisin heads, he called jews monkeys and rats, he slaughtered villages and the wives of families he killed said you can take them and have sex with them, he got caught having sex with his slave by Aisha and said he would not do it anymore then conveniently "Allah" comes and says it's fine and he can, he's a textbook false prophet, with of course takiyah being they will lie to you about what I said above, Islam is meant to subjugate the world I'd into belief by force, if you don't convert you must pay a tax, if you don't pay it you die. Allah has no love for unbelievers unlike Jesus who loves his enemies and we are meant to love all even to death, I'd write more but youtube doesn't like long messages, with eastern thought eternal universe doesn't fit the mold because and infinite amount of successive events becoming then impossible to have the present, we would never reach today because we would always have a yesterday or event before this moment, an immaterial, spaceless, timeless, mind (agency) bringing space-time into reality, is the best explanation for why anything exists including someone as amazing and as lovely as yourself 😊 So the disciples who say "For we did not follow cleverly devised stories when we told you about the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ in power, but we were eyewitnesses of his majesty." And "13If there is no resurrection of the dead, then not even Christ has been raised. 14And if Christ has not been raised, our preaching is worthless, and so is your faith. 15In that case, we are also exposed as false witnesses about God. For we have testified about God that He raised Christ from the dead, but He did not raise Him if in fact the dead are not raised.
16For if the dead are not raised, then not even Christ has been raised. 17And if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile; you are still in your sins. 18Then those also who have fallen asleep in Christ have perished. 19If our hope in Christ is for this life alone, we are to be pitied more than all men. But Christ has indeed been raised from the dead, the firstfruits of those who have fallen asleep." Since the witnesses knew whether or not they were lying and knew what it would mean to continue to say he did in fact rise and is the Messiah and God in the flesh then yes I believe them as The Messiah had to come during that time, a mind/agency creating the universe is the best cause for reality, Jesus is the most moral, truthful and charismatic and loving and honest person there is, and the most important and influential, (Buddha said he was still searching for truth, Jesus say, "I am the truth, the way and the life") Jesus gives us love and salvation as a gift without earned merit by us, not working our way to the truth or God or eternal destiny through every other religious and spiritual framework, he loves you and cares so much for you before he created you and wants a living relationship with you here and now not just after you die 😊 There's a million other things to cover that I want to say but this is probably a good stopping point but Jesis wants to remove the shadow in your life and Jesus wants you as you are right now he wants your heart and to live in you and you to know his love personally 😊 I had people prophesy over me very specific things nobody else knew about my past, things I was thinking or experienced even just the day before, Jesus healed me of sleep paralysis I had for years, depression and loneliness, I had a dream of a woman named Heather and a voice telling me their dad had died, a couple days later i meet them and they tell me about how they had just lost their dad that week, I feel God telling me to sit down and close my eyes and I see an outline of someone going to the bathroom very bizarre, then shortly after someone out of the blue asking me to pray for them as they are having trouble going to the bathroom, another was I ask Jesus alone "are you my buddy?" A couple hours later someone contacts me and they say "Yes Jesus is saying yes he is your buddy" another time was I obsessing a little over this blue suit and someone prophecies "I see you in this blue suit" etc, another time I was testing this whole thing and I'm about to be prophecied over and I have my Google notes out I had tried writing out a little story and it was about a fire and forest being burnt down and I ask God to confirm if he wants me to write this and sort of as a test because everything had been scary accurate and the person right after says "God wants you to be his little stick lit ablaze with his love, it may not seem like much but one small flame can burn down a whole forest" 😂 another one was I had this. Surreal vision looking at stars, shortly after someone messages me saying Jesus is looking at a telescope with you saying to you "everything I have is yours even the stars" another one I was in the bathroom asking God for a message for my friend Moses in Nigeria and as I'm leaving the bathroom i freeze in place and go into this bizarre trance like Peter in the book of acts and I see my friend Moses as a child playing with a toy firetruck and Jesus sitting next to him with love, I quickly tell them and they are in shock as they had just thrown away that toy that same day, another time I had gotten a word from God about someone close to me who hadn't accepted Jesus and that they had been praying to God secretly, I told them that and the look on their face was priceless as I had no idea they had been praying to God at all, they were shook 😄 this is only a handful of many a 100 times in just the last 12 months after 5 years of me being born again, there's so many more amazing things that have happened but you are beautiful and desired of God, he is a gentleman and will not force you to choose him or love him but he loves so so much, he's asking you if you will come, he will love you and cherish you everyday of your life, he will never abandon you, I beg you to take a chance and not reject God's love for you, he wants to heal you and you to enjoy a living relationship between you, God bless you so much, Jesus says to come to him for rest your weary soul he is humble and meek and tender and gentle, he loves you so much he knows everything about you, nothing about you is unimportant to him 😭❤❤ If you repent and call on his name you will be saved from hell and Jesus's wrath and judgement for all have sinned!! ❤ For God so loved The World that gave his only begotten son that whoever should believe in him will not perish but have eternal life!! 💙🙌🏻 repent all have sinned and fallen short!!✝️❤️🙏❤️
This whole time I thought this guy was for real, but he's just an actor. What a legend
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Ali G the goat, all the respecc
has he ever reacted to BRUNO? ♥♥♥♥
it's like he's addicted to these. but I can't blame him
This the real Top G not that other bald fraud
This guy is hilarious Sacha Baron Cohen is a genius
Damn no respect for my boy Kayfour in the title