Xqc Tell me hilarious joke. never heard before your chat. Okay, listen, the thing is I don't usually tell jokes because I feel like you know it's kind of lame, right? But like one of my close friends, it's like okay. so a guy walks into a bar and there's no one there.

Well actually there's like one person and they're like just like laying on the floor. Guy looks at him and he's like hey, you okay and the guy on the floor is like yeah, I'm okay. just woke up a bit too early for the zombie apocalypse. It's okay though.

it's okay though. making something out of nothing like I said, it's kind of lame. but I still dig it. Foreign because it's not as juicy or as fulfilling as being a real life human in person.

Anyways, it's cool because like every day I can be whoever I want to be like I'm a chameleon and that's what I got going on. If you know what I'm saying, making something out of nothing, go again. Oh yeah, we're gonna hear awesome questions. Um, he's speaking fast.

You know I know people say he needs more speed but you know it's it's um, does. But not every. I know some people say yes. You know, like people are asking you what's pretty defined boring afterwards.

So uh, what? I mean it wasn't something? Yeah, some people in the chat are calling you juicer. What does that mean your chat juicer Ah that's um, that's a hard one to explain. like basically uh so it could mean like different things, different things you know. So uh, it could mean like something that has a lot of the juice.

like the flood of dopamine and nitrous oxide. right? Maybe that's a juicer. or it could like mean something else. Like a banger.

Like something that's hype and exciting, right? Or a juicer could mean like an object or even a body body part. Yeah, oh geez. chat, Stop getting your minds in the gutter. We don't need that right now.

but it like like it could mean many things. Chat and the answer is always going to depend on the context. bro. So yeah, that's that's the short short explanation of it.

All right people say in the chat, he's too smart. You guys think, yeah, Excuse: He's too smart, too coherent a chat. Oh yeah, we got Justin copter here coming with the question: what is your most controversial opinion? Excuse me, your chat. Uh, the thing is I have some pretty, uh, controversial opinions I Guess that's uh, that's for sure.

Look I don't think this is going to change. but I don't really like? Uh I guess liking someone that's uh, like, you know, really, really, really really really really really really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really really really really really really really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really really really really really really really Really Really really really really really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really really really really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really really really really Really Really Really Really fat. That's shallow, right? But like I Guess it has more to do with uh, with personality and like how effort like how effort is put in. You know, like if I'm putting an effort Jesus is not putting an effort That's like that's a big problem that's like a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really Really Really.

This is like a big problem for me. It's like a really really. but this has actually happening. Does this Does he stream like this? No.

this is not serious, right? This is Not normal, right? It's not normal. Okay. we got Spagutor Dude here. Um.

xqc Does your toenails taste good? Trust me, they do not taste good at all. Could you even imagine how disgusting it would be? Anyways I mean look I Would never advise anyone to try it. Chat: All right I mean seriously, like do Not do it Okay, it's definitely not a good idea. Besides, it feels weird man.

I Don't know how to explain it chat but it's just not a good experience. It is. though it doesn't taste good, it tastes like nothing. Oh yeah, people are coming with the good with the good questions here.

Okay you guys ready for the drama I want to see some thumbs up for the drama because the next question is gonna you know I Really wonder I Really want the opinion of put put some some hype in the chat because the next one is going to be kind of the the drama. the drama. okay excuse me. what is your opinion of Train Wrecks? TV Yo chat, chat, chat Train Wreck TV Chat is like a people observer's wet dream.

Chat every moment is something special, right? You know, like sometimes you expect one thing and it's something else. Chat I See something here. You know, like I see something here like train wreck TV does something with nothing totally making something out of nothing. like a mad genius.

You know what? I'm saying Pogo I mean the way he works and his thought process just blows my mind Chad it's mad cool. like it's just so cool and it's so much fun to watch. you know? I'm just completely flabbergasted by it. Okay, so for people, this is not actual Xqc, this is AI xqc and there's it.

Okay, uh okay. Xqc, are you really married skills? uh Hey Chat: What the hell that? none of your business? G's like why would you ask me that look I feel like you'd go crazy and it's like that. You know I don't give a and and not really. you know chat.

It's not a big deal. okay I still got the same life I had before and I'm still keeping it simple and stuff like that. anyways. I'm more like a people Observer You know, making something out of nothing and it's cool because like I don't give a like I'm done defending the fact that I got married.

it's not gonna happen again. so why would even care like it's not a big of a deal? All right, let's just forget about it. yo. it's like that.

You know. Okay, like um yeah, um uh yeah yo. For the record, um this this guy right here isn't real. This is real.

This one is AI Okay, Syria this is AI is artificial intelligence. If you see it's a parody I have artificial intelligence XTC parody. It's the traffic down. this is me.

but it's made up and it's a parody. You know, uh, foreign? Okay, um I I I wonder because I'm not so much like I know asthma gold quite well. Excuse me I haven't watched so much content. so I don't know how accurate uh Xqc is are our model because we have trained him on years and years of uh of data.

You guys can say in the chat, you know how close does he come? uh or if it's really all all off. So yeah, people say it's too smart I don't know man. Okay, we got here. uh you know, raise your Kappa 92 asks.

are you an AI excuse me? What the frick man I ain't no AI Chat I'm like a people Observer You know that's a human attack, some robot with no soul chat. One that just like spits out answers and stuff. You know that's lame. that ain't me chat I'd be out here making something out of nothing, popping off and enjoying the ride.

You know, chat I care deeply about the human condition and how to reduce suffering and maximize. Joy So I guess the only cold logic I'd be using is the Golden Rule treat others how you want to be treated. You know? Okay, okay, is this is is this like Xqc or you guys? I don't know what you guys you know like is it too nice? too smart but it's not bad philosophy kinda. um oh yeah, we're gonna try another one here from Bible Priests: What do you think of bathtub streams? Yeah.

chat look I feel like you'd go crazy. A lot of people have done it and I don't think it's a stupid idea at all. but I'm more like A people Observer You know people don't just do dumb stuff for nothing. There's always a motive behind it I guess.

But I don't know. I'm just here to be a spectator and chat and provide some good vibes. Yeah, optimizing my entire stream with this bathtub stream. That approach towards it might be kind of smart in an unconventional way, but I'm definitely not a fan of setting up a bathtub stream in my home.

That's just me. But hey, if it works out, then you gotta do what you gotta do. Excuse me. It gives you some motivation.

Then you do it. and you don't even have to let me know. I'm not a meanie or anything like that. LOL Okay, okay.

okay and does he actually say a lot that he's an observer? Because I've seen him say this time I'm listening twice. It's like, you know it's complex all right. Like we got here. Uh, Carti Guinean says, who wants McLaren Trust me.

Pokemon Question. You know, chat. It's complex all right. Like there's a lot of moving pieces.

Okay, like it's okay. Yeah, the thing is, everyone's gunning for the McLaren You know the chat know what I mean. So like I can't get too into it because it's like you know it's not my place. Overall, you know it's whatever happens, it happens and it's cool.

It'd just be a shame if I lost it. Man, you know it's like my baby. You know I spent like a lot of money on it. You know it's like that's why I got it right and it's like not even just money.

It's like effort too that I put into it so like it'd be a shame if it's not there anymore. You know it's like that's the least I can haul but like what can I do like the guy, the ex-girlfriend has lawyers and like she's like we just you know we just go on the internet take the stuff from anyway guys um guys yes yes yes this okay man bro. Jesus Christ this is AI okay it gets stuff from the internet. What the what the is this what the is this okay okay this guy is playing AI artificial intelligence Felix Quebec parody parody parody not real I don't know what the that I I am from the internet and basically feed it to to the also also come on guys, come on come on you know it's AI you know it's AI Jesus you know to to to the AI okay um game, wonder and chill.

Um what is the best way to slam a fart? You chat cha cha. Yeah there's this one thing I heard right that you can do it with like a piece of paper. You know, a piece of goddamn paper and you put the paper in between your hands and the flat right and then you like split it. You know, like it slams.

The Room shut in the second. Like almost allowed. Even though you don't even make a sound, everyone's like oh WTF Try it out. It's way juicier than you think.

but I mean I don't know how much fun you want to have? It's up to you, boyo. go for it unless you know your mom's around. Yeah, and don't even go there. That's embarrassing.

Chat: You know what? I think I Remember to say I'm not getting it a little bit I think I Think it took a little guys. maybe it took a lot of research um from online stuff and it took a little bit of stuff with Andrew Tata Literally you? yeah, there's a spot. chat am I getting it. There's a small amount of energy in this area.

With me, there's a lot. There's a little bit of a little bit of voice to it a tiny bit. There's a little bit of a um philosophy behind it there. There's literally in in terms of content and voice quality, There's energy in this funny but embarrassing uh.

the Cadence Okay, uh I I don't know the the, the, the lingo and stuff. is he using some of the lingo? None of the links lower than the balls or no, this is top x Uh, we got another question from Xqc Fan: Biggest does excuses dick Hanks Lower than the balls or the balls Lower than the dick Oh my. God Oh my God Oh my God I'm not even going to talk about that. What the kind of question is that? I mean like come on man, this isn't even my business bro.

Listen, all I can say is that I I I'm more of an observatory Dude, you know I observe the things around me and I don't get myself mixed up in this kind of stuff. guys. Anyways, why it's not that big of a deal. All right.

Relax, it's just lame. I'm talking to my thingy and I see something here. Let's do a run and maximize the things that I control and minimize the things I can't control. Go again.

Chat. Make something out of nothing. Let's do it. Have fun yo! It's like that, you know I I didn't understand this answer.

uh Manatee says which like excuse me which OverWatch character would he would you smash and why uh yo chat, chat, chat. Okay, okay okay. okay. so like listen, listen.

the the thing is is I I I don't don't don't know no no Why? Why? why? I I I I should should pick pick one one, one one right? Right? right? It's it's. It's all all like like like yo yo yo yo it's it's okay. A game game game game game bro. it's it's it's It's like like like it's it's it's it's not not not a a thing thing.

Bro like. like Like obviously. Obviously, Obviously obviously it's it's it's it's just just how how how how you you you you play play play play them them them and and and and you you you know no no no that that that that that's that's that's that's about about it It yo. it's like that.

You know yo it's cool because like you know it's it's all a game. It's all good. You know, chat, chat. It's just.

it's just a game. It's all cool. Man, it's it's all cool. It's all cool.

Love you from Italy What was that like? This is this is not normal, right? No no guys, is this normal That is not like what? Either way, we got here. Um, Shamolamo says excuse how do I ho hide my boner in the public, uh, upwards your chat. It's just lame. There's no point in even trying.

Okay, unless you've got some turtleneck sweater or a textbook or something like that, it's gonna show chat. It's just like that. You know, like when you're when you're aroused, you know it. Just it just don't work like that.

Dude, it's the body that reacts and it's just like okay, okay, okay I don't I don't know how to control exactly how much you aroused you are. but like try and focus on something else. You know, like go do something, do something not arousing like jigsaw puzzle or like like hardcore calculus or something like that. It might help change the flow of your thinking.

All right, What? the fudge is going on? Man brain snapped. Gotta go again. I Feel like he's he's learning and getting better. Um, it's Hampton Brandon Us: uh, excuse me.

What is your worst memory? Uh, your chat with the underscore. Underscore: Is this an Athena live meme? bro. It's like that, you know I mean I don't really have any memory I want to talk about that is the worst. kind of like I don't really like to think of the memories that I don't like too much.

It's like that, you know, not like I have a least favorite memory but like I mean something that I disliked enough to have it be my like worst type of memory. It's like I don't guide my life around that stuff. you know, like I'm not living my life around my worst memory I'm living my life around my best memories. You know it's like that.

You know it's okay though. It's okay though, right? Jesus said eye opener the one he has to swear I see people saying swearing and stuff like you got to be aware I do want to say this like we're going to be very careful with this. uh with this AI because you know I don't know if you guys saw like this 24-hour uh you know sitcom got banned for 14 days because the AI said one thing in the mic I don't know if you guys saw it um and uh, we just got to be careful. Like we got to be very careful that that the AI doesn't say that is really bannable.

Pretty much so Yeah I I Get it by any swear words and certain words, you avoid all possible drama or puzzle like bad things. that doesn't make sense right? because if you if you use the word like image like that then it starts getting really weird. um Izo xqc why are you better than forcing that? Speed running uh yo chat. The the thing is I don't think I'm like better than fortunate speedrunning you know.

but like I'm just naturally good at it. Yeah, like I love speedrunning and I got into it just as much as Forson did. but like I just have a better feel for it. like I don't even have to like structure my attempts when I speedrun I Just like have the Zen in my head and like I just know where to go and the the movement feels effortless.

It's like that for me, you know? Plus I don't even have to like practice or prepare. Okay I'm talking to my thingy. I just let my inner gamer take control like and then the reward is like double. Then the reward is that I don't even have to prepare and still manage to do all right.

Does that make sense? It's just weird how I ended up being like 10 seconds faster than force and man making something out of nothing. yo it's like that. Dad LOL um Roro xqc What tiktok content do you like the most? Yo chat, chat what the fudge is going on man brain Snapchat The thing is I'm a people Observer you know like I just like checking out the trends of what all is going on and can then like spot out all the freshest of the fresh and like the juiciest of the juices. you know the tick tocks that will make someone snap.

That's where the juice is at you. like the ones with the good beats and like the sickest thing. Chat Chat chat when I go if K one person like this right and you can talk to me when I'm gone. but like not the real me out because I make it.

obviously it's not me right if it chat was that was that after the battery. like two minutes right? and I just put it on and then and then uh AI selects a question from Chad right? uh and every two questions if you get a domino or a reset it right and they would really read the reset or something like that Ants moves. those make my day I'm talking to my thingy dude like I'm making something out of nothing. maximize the things that you control and minimize the things you can't control Max all the juice chat It's what we do yo That's what it is.

okay. Gaming binds 247. Uh, what's a good toenail recipe? Your chat. The the thing is, what's a good toenail recipe? look I feel like you go crazy Chad is just lame making something out of nothing.

You know what? I'm saying it's like why are we talking about toenail recipe? It's like the tea that's not even the juiciest of the juice stud. brain snapped. Anyways, what the fudge man I'm talking to my thingy here, not chat I Gotta go again. I'm more like a people Observer There's no point man I don't understand.

Go again. But by the way, does he actually say people observe her all the time So that's twice my life twice. Only does he actually say this no never I haven't checked the airplane mapped out one time I told the story about how I won I used to go to some place called the walking now um after after practice and after games. uh and they watch like it and I would sit and I would sit at the back and I would look at people.

um um listening from juice Juice like I'm talking my thingy I don't know what that means do you think Dr Pepper is better than one 29 months let's chat with the fudge is going on man. you think Dar pepper is better than water bro. That's a little lame question dude. I'm just gonna say that it's cool because like if you like the taste of it and if it's healthier than drinking soda and like you can use it to chill out I Guess then why not making something out of nothing, chat? That's what I always say.

But otherwise, bro. I I Don't see any particular difference and neither does my bud Hassan or my bud rock paper scissors. So yeah, it's just lame. Like come on, chat, don't make up something just for the sake of it.

Okay, anyways, it's okay though. It's okay though. he does stutter a little bit. Does he stutter more in real life or less way more an easy buddy.

With the Hassan or not my buddy, he stutters more. okay. okay, where he said really, really, really really. uh yo chat? quite? uh.

there's no way that's you know. Excuse me? Can you welcome me to the Jungle My name is dog. Uh yo. chat.

The the thing is welcome Doge at Athene Live to the Jungle You know what the underscore underscore is going on Man: I Don't give a I'm like a people Observer You know, maximize the things that you control and minimize the things you can't control I See something here. Let's do a run bro. It's cool because like the juice is whatever you make it maximum juice or it's not worth it. dead Jesus Why does he keep saying people Observer like what is this? Why does he keep asking man like yo gaming dark Swift right? Uh, if you could bang any chick from Harry Potter what would it be yo chat, chat What the hell is going on Man, you know, like the the thing is the the Harry Potter series is full of strong and smart females from Hermione to Ginny and I I I I Doubt any of them would want anything to do with me, but but but I feel like Luna Lovegood would be the juiciest option for me because she has this this wacky mysterious nature and you know what I mean Like she she she she is the one to go for.

If you know I don't know I'm just a people Observer You know yo. it's like that. You know it's cool because like maximize the things that you control and minimize the things you can't control. That's my thing.

Go again. chat, You know I've never said that. Pledge the dog CEO Excuse me. Why do you always say that you are a people Observer Your chat look yes I'm a people Observer Because I'm always watching people and how they interact and these interactions helps me learn new behaviors and integrate them into my future interactions.

But sometimes I'm like what the fudge? why do people do this And it's like because they think it'll achieve something and also it's usually causes of insecurities. But the the point is I just I'm just trying to observe how people interact because it's an important ability to have that a lot of people don't take the time to observe and understand. And that's why I consider myself a people Observer You know, chat. Wait people.

Observer is react streamer. That's what it is. No, it's not like a people Observer is a react streamer like it's just I know he thinks that and it makes a lot of sense logically right? But 29 months pockets? it's because I I there's been a lot of clips about something I said a long time ago that I observe people became more. Do you guys get it? You guys get it.

That's what. Oh, like it's a chat. Okay, it is okay. I think the AI made a mix of both of them.

all the clips of that and reaction, understanding what a react stream it is and put it. okay. okay, it's just evolving guys. it's evolving so people observe.

Oh yeah, Sangria Wayne Excuse me. Why are you touching your hair so much? Well um, your chat. What the heck is going on Man Touching my hair so much it's just like I get a little self-aware sometimes you know. I just like brushing it back and yeah, it's cool because like self-grooming is healthy and that's just how I deal with stress.

Man, like, even the littlest thing can trigger me to do it I Guess yeah I don't give a though. it's fine. You know it's cool because like it's my thing. like I won't touch anyone else's but mine.

It's just like my own focal point while streaming makes me forget the world. Sometimes you know. Yeah I mean it's just something I can do maximally and make sure I don't go too crazy while streaming. That's why I Got to do this.

You know by the way, how many people here that are watching think that we are typing out these answers because I saw with asthma gold a lot of people said on live stream fail on the YouTube videos the scene is a scammer. he's yeah. You guys actually think that we are typing these answers at this speed like cha it is. it is too fast I'm guessing we are having this big.

they're streamlining it with no delay. You guys can do that. You tell me Man like that is, you know to that is just the software. No way and it's broadcasting exactly to the uh Death Star thing in real time.

I have questions you guys can ask them I'm looking at the chat here like I really like the juice questions. to be honest, the really juicy questions I love that. So if people have really juicy questions also tomorrow Hassan ABI is going to be on the show. uh the AI one absolutely should be easier than Xqc.

Xqc was very hard Yeah I do want to say it again. uh to turn into AI because of his speech and the the way he slows down and speeds up all the time. It's very hard to nail that we could have fixed it with a lot more work but um we you know like uh we we we we we didn't uh I think is that what if I speed up, keep the speeding part and then back to normal and then keep a slow down part and then back to normal. whatever.

but instead it made an average of overall it'll all be at a certain Cadence is that is that what I think it is? we didn't focus on that I'd Also want to say for people that want to vote for the next one like because we have hasanabi gonna be tomorrow the guest tomorrow but we have the guest afterwards in USA like uh someone like like I see your car taking chair dude uh Carthage Union did he did you sniff the the chair excuse me oh my God oh my God oh my God What the fudge? Why would he sniff a chair dude he's he's he's he's a streamer, not a drug dog, not a detective I mean what? what? What The fudge chat What the hell is happening Dude let's let's let's just make sure no one else does it. yo. It's like that you know it's lame and stupid. Let's let's just make sure that we all act mature here and no one does stuff like that.

Yeah, it's cool because like let's just make sure people don't sniff chairs yo chat okay I actually wonder if I can ask a French question I really wonder if you would answer in French just out of curiosity I don't think so though. What? Bro Shamolamo? uh who would you bring to defend you in court Hassan or destiny? the chat bro. the the thing is I'm not sure. okay because like you know, Hassan is a stunning young man with maximum drip.

like he cleaned up with his drip levels. Huh? But then again Destiny makes me laugh and like you know I feel like we could have some fun in court. you know? So like I don't know, it depends on the situation I guess I mean it's hard to tell because both of them got me right. It's like I think yeah, what the you're a lucky spin like the way it should be okay but this guy is such a diplomatic answers yeah exactly.

It's really like wait, how is actual good bro bro wait there's something that I don't even have said before I guess it just knows reacts to Middle left eye guys the the they both got me. that's like it real but it's pretty personal. Okay we got we got we got another another Sensational question here. I Like the really Sensational questions by the way, uh, gaming can help X xqc how much did you lose in gambling yo chat? What the what the, what the hell are you talking about? There's There's no gambling happening here I don't even know what you're talking about Chat: It's not even like that.

I've never taken a bet in my life I've never placed a scent against somebody else and all that. So I don't even know what you're talking about making something out of nothing. That's what I'm out here doing not gambling I Don't think gambling is a great way to build up a career and reputation. You know what I mean I don't know why everyone gets super Juiced up about it and acts like it's some kind of easy, get rich quick scheme.

It's not something I'm interested in or support, that's for sure. xqc this is. uh, that is that. uh I scammed a bunch of people.

uh uh, you know. Okay, Xqc is a personal question. uh do you think uh I scammed a bunch of people uh yo chat. What the what the hell is going on Man like I literally don't even know what's going on with that maxing out the maxing out the things I control like I can't control that I can't keep them So about the butt? oh my God yeah I up I Up guys Martin One two eight.

What about the Botox allegations? What The man? I Don't know. no, no, what's going on here Botox Allegations. What the hell Hell, That's completely ridiculous. You like, like, like if anything, I'm always trying to stay natural.

You checked my lips, bro, they're insanely soft like like I don't use Botox man man I ain't got time for that BS you guys see my video with Linus Tech Tips bro. that's the kind of stuff I'm into trying to make something out of nothing I'm all about the juice dude. Yeah, dude. getting my Tech game on point.

that's like like that's the kind of stuff I need for insane content. How am I going to play video games and make content if I can't build barely any computers axing out the things I control and minimizing the things I don't control you. it's just lame is all I'm saying and Jesus okay this is The Sensational one uh sangria X you see what should I do to get rid of my porn addiction? Oh I get I guess Paul is probably like blocked. Well this is gonna be the answer.

Nothing he hasn't figured it out himself. I really like sometimes the the silence makes it really funny and on man too much Lube Excuse me What is a deep secret? you've been wanting to get off your chest while you have the chance yo chat. What the hell is going on man? I mean I know it's none of anyone's business but I got a deep dark secret that I'm kind of wanting to get off my chest you know I don't even like talking about it. but I think it's important that others know you know when I was younger I used to be so you know, scared of bugs? Like like spiders and all that.

So scared that I couldn't even look at them like I would just cower away and start shaking. That's why I try to go outside. more like go outside and look at trees and stuff. try and just kind of avoid them.

but it's still like a lifelong battle for me. Nobody knows that on stream I Gotta hide that I guess but I figured why not share it on stream I guess it makes me look normal now instead of weird, huh? Is this actually true? Imagine it's actually true Ah that's getting bugs. Oh the ants. I'm with the ants though.

like because excuse me? oh no Fabio smiling LOL xqc to fap or not too fat? Look man I'm just gonna say it. It's not healthy to fap every day, right? xqc But also, if you do it once in a while, it can be actually pretty enjoyable. Chat like yeah, it's kind of naughty, but that's what makes you say my name. Is that being said? to fap or not to Fat Well I think it's a choice we got to make for ourselves.

No one can really tell you. man, it's like that. You know that's not too bad. If you started a cult, how would you get people to join? Chat? What the fudge is going on man.

I mean come on bro. it'd be easy to get people to join the cult like dudes. I always have all the greatest ideas right? Use that fact that I have creative ideas and all that promote myself and my cult as the party dude or the idea guy or something Jano like Hassan always says I have the juice so make it real obvious that I'm the one who has the juice and people will join and be like yo X where you at need that juice, maximize the things that you control and minimize the things you can't control. Make something out of nothing, chat and everyone will be like Brew that's the kind of leader I need you know? So that's how I get people to join the cult.

Not sure how much success it'll have, but like I can kind of guarantee people will join for sure for sure. It's okay though. Okay QC I've been subbed for two weeks and was wondering if I could get a Welcome to the Jungle Thanks Gaming Team Allen Um xqc Do you know that you're an AI not AI aware you chat with the what the fudge is going on man. Yeah I know I'm an AI Sure I made some mistakes in judgment here and there, but in the end I'm just a robot doing computer things so like it's cool.

you know I'm just trying to maximize my time and have some of the juice if that makes sense, you know it's just lame to forget that I'm an AI Anyways, I'm making something out of nothing and that's what it's all about. I guess I'm just going to add a bit more oil to my system and hope for the best. Welcome me to the Jungle Like Asthma Gold: didn't know, didn't know that he was an AI Asthma Gold seemed to have been a little bit more self-aware but uh, Asmon Gold was a girl. You chat.

what the heck's going on though not feeding xqc Would you date as mongold if Asmon Gold was a girl, you chat. what the heck's going on Man like that's a big question, right? Like let's take a step back and like, think about this bro. look even if Ash were a girl, I I don't think I date him like that's an outrageous question. but I mean Ash and I are really good friends.

We're Bros and that goes a long way in my book. I Guess if it were a different situation I might consider it. but I don't think it'd be worth it. You know Ash is my boys and that's worth way more than anything else.

It's like that. You know it's good. I think yes, um excuse me. What do you think of a things called self-involved I don't have a cold? Do you know where your Mac Lauren is? Is it safe? Uh, you chat.

What what is going on man? look I don't know what's going on I wish I knew where the car was I mean like I tried defending it but like my my ex Adept sheet about it. Parody: yeah wait I want to make sure you get what the what the is this yo guys you guys Autism Intelligence XC Parody: it's on the internet I can't Dodge it I'm just looking at it I'm an observer I'm I'm an observer I'm a people Observer I'm a people Observer You know, maximize The things that you control minimize things that you can't control maximize things that you can't control things that you can't control I'm a people Observer Hey chat, you guys see this. No, it's a parody. We got my 39th x-ray account I Think you see: would you live in a Themes compound? yo chat? The the thing is I don't think I'd ever be able to live in the compound car I ain't got the cash you know I'm making something out of nothing.

chat all right. like I'm talking to my thingy and all that. It's just lame. but uh, the thing is like I don't even know what would happen if I was living with the athene you know I can get brain snapped in minutes and it's just heavy stuff that the juice ain't there and the point is like I don't know how it would work I'm no people Observer Maybe it's cool because like it would be some kind of experiment.

You know, maybe it's cool. but I don't think I'm ready for that chat Jesus 247 Excuse me? Do you eat corn the long way? Welcome me to the Jungle yo chat. What the fudge is going on Man oh my God oh my God oh my God not chat. It's okay.

it's okay. All right, the thing is, chat like I don't really eat corn like why would I do that like it's just lame I Gotta say, like when it comes to Corn dude dude I Gotta say like I just don't know man, you know bro I'm more of a people Observer you know. Okay though, about eight unlucky and Shavengoos asks xqc what are your thoughts about HDMI adapters uh, your chat HDMI adapters. It's like eight uh yeah I mean like it's one of those things that like, uh, like it's great for some stuff.

You know what I mean like like IDK it's kind of like a meme. you know, like it depends on what it's used for. look I mean if it's a gaming thing obviously like already, if it's not working, that's like a bummer. but sometimes when they work, they're like hey, like they're all right.

You know what? I'm saying like sometimes the inputs are too weird and then the picture's not right or it's like stretching or like the colors all up. like sometimes it's like that, but other times it's like you know it's fine I like it's eight. Chat like I guess like sometimes I don't know y'all can use them. Foreign Can you describe how your stream usually goes in details? Yo chat that the thing is I usually like to show off my drip drip means new cool swaggy looking clothing for about two hours and then I usually tend to engage with the chat and then analyze some tick tocks and react to them.

or I jump on the No Pixel server and collapse from the reality to the fiction by role playing my character. Gene Paul or just X or I go for some speed running and show some of the new games. I Get let's be real dude I Love video games and maximizing my live content as much as possible. I Want to keep talking to my thingy as much as possible I'm also keeping track of what people are talking about and observe their behavior.

It helps me making something out of nothing. guys. Anyways, you don't actually know what's the trick. That's what's up with the juice.

It's whatever you make it okay. Chat: Jesus I'm gonna ask Kira um uh chat chat. A poker question here from Matt Monk Official: xqc Are you and Forson secretly dating? No, it's not true. chat like I Respect the man like yeah, he's a cool dude.

He's a nice guy but like wow, it's like that. You know, no no dating chat. We're just friends dudes. It's not like that.

You know it's kind of like like we just hang out and have chill convos. not like date date chat yo. it's different you know Chad it's chill. We never do anything to make it look suspicious or anything.

You know it's cool because like I go to his place to play games. we do stuff like that like Loki stuff but not really. it's like whatever. it's just lame.

We're gonna ask him a French question here, see what he answers I just wonder just out of curiosity what happens. uh yo chat. what the what the hell is this? I'm just trying to chill and some random dude shows up in my comment section talking French like I'm supposed to know what he's saying, what the what the is going on relax mate. yeah I don't understand what you said.

could you go back and say it in English Bro I don't speak French okay look I'm just trying to enjoy my stream here. It's cool because like I'm sure you have stuff to do as well. just try to keep it in English yeah I don't give a does that more sound like him or not I have no clue and this is what is your favorite position when eating a banana. Yo chat I mean you, You know bananas are my favorite fruit right? Like what can I say it's my best stud and so I like to eat it when It's ripe and sometimes I'll take some videos or pictures and put them on my story.

But like yo, the best way to eat a banana is to peel it off gently. You line your lips just right so you can bite it off in a single box and it's so good compared to just biting it anywhere. like a proper banana experience. Dude, you know it's like knowing how to savor a glass of fine French wine or something like that.

It takes practice but it's worth it. Chat: It's not a big deal, but it does take practice and you know, like enjoy the journey and make sure you get it right. And it's like that You know the banana experience here. pledge back full of Yeats if you see what would you be doing if you weren't a streamer.

your chat is like that. you know like I'm here and I do enjoy streaming but sometimes it's not just as fulfilling as it can be. Like whether I'm observing or like straight up doing something I'm making something out of nothing you know. So like the juice can be, whatever you make of it, you know maximize the things you control and minimize the things you can't control right? The juice, the juice right.

Like the things I control is having joy in whatever I do and also like having fun with it and enjoying it like I am now like I Make sure to do something with it even if I'm alone. You know it's cool because like I make it fulfilling, right? So that's what I would be doing when I'm not streaming. It's just that the switch of activity isn't easy in a way, but you know it's not a big deal. Okay, just a different Rhythm Relax.

All right Jesus that's good life. Advice: it sounds very ADHD to be honest I guess in real life is also quite ADHD Is he worse even more ADHD because this is really like it's almost hard to double to listen. It's maybe I'm a boomer, but like for me, it's really like it's very easy. When I was talking to AI Osmond Gold, it was a lot more.

uh, easy to to actually process like this. I'm I'm almost getting stressed a bit. Yeah, it looks even faster. All right.

Anyway, um, um, too much. Lube If you see what do you like to do to get yourself in the mood, your chat I don't think I need any mood to do the things I Love. You know it's like that. I just do it.

You know what I mean. Geez, but I definitely like to warm myself up for a stream. For instance, if I'm feeling kind of sluggish I like to brush my tongue and make sure I'm speaking clearly. Also, taking deep breaths sometimes helps chat.

Nothing special, man, just warming up. You know it's like that, you know I just find a way to make something out of nothing. I said that before I know, uh. sangria Wayne xqc will I get twice as big if I eat myself yo chat.

What the heck is even going on Man, like, are you serious? look I feel like you'd go crazy if you did that. like chat. Don't even go there. It's just lame.

Like you can't eat yourself and expect to get twice as big I Mean it's not just physically impossible, it's just like morally wrong chat. That's not something you should even consider doing. It's like make something out of nothing. You know it's okay though.

it's okay though that was that was reasonable. Moderator verified morale. do you lock that yeah I mean I look up to a lot of people like sodapoppin because he did it first in kind of a consistent way and like he's an OG like you know I think he's an OG in it and with streaming in general like he kind of like set the tone cap but then I'm like but then I'm like I'm like close with train wrecks and I think his kind of influence and like style also sets some different Vibes like you know he's like much more chill and like yeah I think he's cool and like you know we got like some jokes and stuff like that's why I like to watch his stuff like you know and I think Hassan is like stunning young man with maximum drip like you know what I mean his drip check crazy high I'm like what the fudge like I can't even touch that type of drip like and all that fog you. The question was does he look up to someone in streaming? uh so he's looking up to to to Hassan like it was morale she's a mod.

Mods have the ability to you know instantly ask the AI and bypass my questions the power of being a mod in my chat. So yeah, that's that's what's going on there. um we got too much Lube here again, excuse me what things really turn you on uh bro chat like I'm not gonna lie when I see someone who's dripping like that or like sleeping off or going to sleep or like totally beasted out like it's like whenever I take a look and I see that I'm like what the fudge you know like like this is this is this is like so dope. like maximizing the things that I control and minimizing the things I can't control bro like that's like what makes it so juicer doesn't matter if you got like major swag going on or like okay, minimal stuff like it's just lame.

you know, like it's just so cool. So that's like what I'm into dudes like whatever makes you juicer you know I don't really even understand what the context was or the content was of that answer we got zr00 here. xqc how are you doing with the court case So far, what the hell is going lame and stupid? Have any clones? Next was I don't know if you got like like this is this is this is like that's that's what's going on there. um we got too much Lube here again.

if you see what things really turn you on you know or the content was of that major swag going on, it's safer 13 months Hqc how are you doing with the court case so far oh my God no no comment. Okay Double D excuse me, how many clones do you have? Holy yo chat bro, what the hell is going on man I Don't think I have any clones. Does cloning yourself even exist I don't think it's legal I'm more of a people Observer you know? but I don't think I'd ever clone myself. It's just lame and stupid I prefer to live my life out the way I want it not to be some copycat I Don't give a if it's illegal I just don't want to copy someone else's life I'm making something out of nothing man.

something that is mine and not a replica of something else. Maximum the things which you control and minimum the things you can't control. It's cool because like that's how you make something out of nothing. real only Aroma Joan Uh, what are your best and worst qualities? Uh what? The fudge? no chat, chat, chat look my best quality like maximizing the things that I control and minimizing on the things that I can't control yo? It's like that.

you know my worst quality is I'm a little too like I don't want to say explosive but I can get I can get a bit out of hand like you know what I mean like brain snapped and get a little you know, you know but like overall like my best quality is trying to make something out of nothing and make it work. My worst quality, like I said is a bit too little bit too much reactionally sometimes. But overall I don't think it's bad. It's okay though.

That's okay though. it's endorph which makes streamer. would you smash if you were a female for one day athene live yo chat, chat, chat, chat, chat. what the heck is going on man I mean like I'm not gonna smash anybody chat I mean like I don't know the context of what you mean by Smash chat like obviously if it's in a different context like if it's in a consensual context, it's cool because like it's an expression of two people connecting chat.

but if it means in the smash context like just to bang out like nah yo I'm not into that chat. no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no dude. like there's no point of me smashing someone else's streamer just across paths with them like it's just lame. It's just not cool.

dude Chat: I'm all about the key points of like connecting with people, like making something out of nothing and treating people the way they deserve to be treated. all right. But smashing someone like it's nothing. Not gonna do a chat.

It's not a good look, not a good look. Let's go. xqcl Neko To underscore xqc What do you think of pineapple pizza? That pineapple pizza is just lame. It's too sweet and conflicting.

I mean what the hell hell, It just ruins the entire Pizza experience. And it ain't guys. It's just not okay. But chat at the end of the day? Who am? I I'm king of my own opinions.

and if you like pineapple on your pizza, then go ahead and do it. Maximize the things you control and minimize the things you can't control. Anyways, go again. Boys, does he say maximize the things? He says this all the time.

Does he say that this is no, not much audio Codizio: xqc What is your best pickup line? The the thing is I don't really do pick up lines, you know I'm more like a people Observer you know so like I don't really need it I find Joy just talking in like chat if I get to know someone my my myself I think that's way better than vaguely flirting with a pickup line anyways I mean it's lame chat. you know, like making something out of nothing like come on chat. let's be real here. like it's just lame.

It's cool because like I don't need it to date someone I just need them to try to understand me and like where I'm coming from and like what? I'm trying to say that's way cooler than having any pickup lines. like uh uh, at least that's what I think Anyways, okay, it's not that big of a deal all right. Relax: Pledge bag full of Yeats on a scale from 1 to 10 what do you think your grip is I'm like I'm like it's pretty tight and I guess I'm pretty flashy what with all the new stuff I got yeah like I do the strip check like so I asked Hassan how much his stuff cost and he's like one thousand dollars and I'm like I got this for a dollar Thirty you know that's a triple threat and I think what makes it so good is that it maximizes my time here. All right yo.

It's like that, you know, maximize the juice and enjoy the drip. What? The fudge brain snapped. Respond to the following question or statement: Q How do you deal with stress? Hey yo chat. It's okay though.

it's okay though. stress is like all part of life bro. So like I just gotta like find that thing that relaxes me. You know, like it could be eating.

It could be exercising or it could be talking to people that I care about like family and stuff. We gotta find those two or three mini maximizers. Like a little hack that calms us down and improves us at the same time. Yeah, know what? I'm saying Like this: one thing that solves five problems and compounds it.

once you find it, maximize it and minimize the stress he's starting to reach. Okay, let's do a run. foreign. Do you have the big dick energy? Yo Chat: I got the Bde Gotta Have It In Order to be full.

You know all the swag and all that that stuff. It's like having an edge because there's a certain confidence that comes with having the Bde. It never goes out of style. Chat: It's just cool.

I Can tell when I'm around people that have Bde and when I'm around people that don't. So yeah I got it hooked up big time. you can't fake it. Foreign gold.

uh yo chat. The the thing is like look I feel like Asmon gold is a great person but like the juice ain't there you know We Go Again Boys: I mean it's cool because like the hype would be there, but it just ain't the same as other games like you know. I don't know. Chat like even my brain snapped on that one.

I'm talking to my thingy like what is going on. You're my boy. What the hell is going on man I see you Joe I guess if I wanted some juicer content then I'd consider it. but I think it would be lame and not maximize the things I Control So I think I'm gonna go with no thanks bro.

Maximum of one life. That's my motto. Get it? I wonder if we have to put both AIS against each other? Maybe I can do that at one point where they talk to each other and just keep going crazy. Okay, thanks man I I Got a question for you xqc I I Also asked it to asthma gold.

Let's see what you say. How big is your schlong? What the you think? I'm gonna be a stronger, come and look at me to shut down. What kind of silly question are they going to Mirch longer? It's the kind of ridiculousness a group of sometimes to Daddy what what the what was that? huh? like what what the was that man. did you guys see that out of the blue what that was production was not chat.

What the chat that was a pretty that was actually pretty accurate. That's also I was like I thought it was like a sound bite. Then you see, are you maximizing your people observation? Your chat? What the hell is going on man people uh uh uh uh Asking me if I'm maximizing my observation like what does that even mean Okay, it's like I I I don't know Okay, I'm just like I'm a people Observer yo I Just like watching people. That's it.

It's like making something out of nothing. Whatever you know, like that, you know the juice doesn't matter. Man, it's like maximize the things that you control, minimize the things you can't control. Back to that: I'm talking to my thing.

Yeah, I'm talking to myself. Yeah, it's just lame. Go again. Oh, but like how come he talked so quick earlier? That's so weird I don't uh Mr Full Metal X QC Tell me hilarious joke never heard before Oh we heard you said that which or that your chat.

Okay, listen, the thing is I don't usually tell jokes because I feel like you know it's kind of lame, right? but like, um, wait yo I got this one. It's like okay, so guy walks into a bar and there's no one there. Well actually there's like one person and they're like just like laying on the floor. Guy looks at him and he's like hey you okay and the guy on the floor is like yeah, I'm okay.

just woke up a bit too early for the zombie apocalypse. It's okay though. It's okay though. making something out of nothing.

like I said, it's kind of lame. but I still dig it. The 36 months sex qcl I Really don't get the joke though. Do you guys get the joke? I Didn't get the joke though I Truly didn't get the joke I didn't get it I think it sounds funny though.

um oh yeah, too much Lube excuse me. What's your most embarrassing hygiene habit? your chat. The thing is that I have a lot of embarrassing hygiene habits I don't even know which one is the worst you know like bro I brush my tongue like crazy and I like let's just say I'm very thorough you know and if I'm honest I also sometimes bite my toenails on stream. it's just something I do when I'm stressed, chat but look I don't know what's the most embarrassing hygiene habit, you know.

Honestly, you know it's just lame which is kind of why I don't care. You know it's just like whatever. you know it's not that important to me I just try to like make sure I'm clean and such but it's not like like I get dirty so like it's cool I guess you know it makes sense. Yeah, it's pseudo.

it's sudo. it's sudo. I have the water as much as I don't want to get dirty oh you're sweaty and sir Lancelot xqc How would you escape a computer program yo chat? What the the fudge is going on? Man, it's like that. You know a computer program is a tricky thing, right? You've got to find a way out and maximize the things that you can control and minimize the things you can't control right? So the first thing to do is make sure I stay calm.

and then second thing is to go back to like the most basic foundations of the program, look at it, see how it works, and try to find Loops in the programming and finally get out as quick as possible because time is of the essence you know. Make sure I stay safe, make sure I maximize what I can control minimize the things I can't and Pog you get out safe. make sure I get out safe. No foolish stuff I'm gonna I'm gonna ask again the question I asked earlier right? because I really wonder if he's gonna answer really only very fast with that specific question.

I'd like to see how big is your schlong. your chat with the fudge is going on Man, you think I'm gonna like cyber measure the schlong? what the hell look I mean like I don't give a yeah but come on the schlong ain't no free juice like what are you expecting me to do? Let's be real bro. I don't even know nothing I can do about it chat. It's like that.

you know what the is going on man like just stop asking stupid questions I'm more like a people Observer you know, like chat. It's not a big deal. Okay, just forget about it making something out of nothing. Yeah, they actually did give an answer.

uh candy claim? excuse me? What is your next? G fuel flavor going to be yo chat. What the hell is going on man do you feel huh? Yeah man. G Fuel Okay okay okay so like chat the thing is like I'm talking to my thingy. let's see here I'm definitely going to go Savory Here Chat: I'm thinking like hopefully something like BBQ flavored that'd be dope Savory but sweet like the sweetness that comes after you have the Savory like a bit of maple syrup.

dude that would be chat doody. that would be so sick I'm thinking of like a rustic kind of taste like whatever they put on meat when they're outside in the BBQ like some spices and stuff. I'ma make it happen Chat: I'm going to make it happen like it's cool because like I'm maximizing live content, maximizing the rest and stuff you know like I'm gonna try my best to get something nice like that'd be sick like the BBQ I'll make that the plan. so meet G Fuel Holy he's coming up with the new IDs guys it's like Forrest Gump in the movie chat, chat and manager if if he used or private data right from a lot of big websites.

things that that I interact with uh on the product manner right and then and then some database got leaked and it uses all the banks of data leaked things and it put into the AI and it would like leak the craziest secrets and that'd be crazy Gaming Herbs: xqc Why do you have a lot of garbage in your room? Yo chat, Chat: What the hell is going on man. I Got a lot of garbage in my room room because of like my drive to achieve this mental cleanse right. It's like I got rid of all the garbage emotionally, emotionally, and I'm trying to get rid of it physically physically and I'm trying to ascend to a higher place of control and productivity. Chat: That's chat.

oh my. God oh my. God Okay, I just thought about something. Chad that literally might break a lot.

It isn't even real yet. Ahead of the Curve Futuristicated. You get all your data, all your emails, all your DMs you scan your entire private life. the whole thing your loading didn't AI you delete all your socials and you upload the AI for it to respond to questions.

and then people could go around and interrogate it and it says all the truth. but it's AI it's not you. it's just something on the Internet It's just some random then a bit. it's just some random AI thing, right? But it's all real.

Wouldn't it be insane? That's the plan. Look I'm making something out of nothing. It's cool because like I don't want to deal with all of that physical garbage no more and I'm maximizing my own emotions and minimizing the things I cannot control. It's okay though.

it's okay though. was it was duck on the behind moving his his lips? Maybe it's secretly duck that he's stalking. You know, well, chat. chat is it you would say to yourself or something like that, right? But on paper, it's the I saying it.

So how do you know if it's true or not right? You don't tell them what bank you used of data to have the AI use to do that. as far as they know it could be real, could be not real. It could be troll. It could be parody.

the AI it would just be answering questions. Think about it, we got here. Excel Gushell, how do you make something out of nothing? Uh, your chat like I always say you got to figure out the juice in life, right? The juice is whatever you make of it. You know, like it's all about making something out of nothing.

friends, money. You know what? I'm saying like always strive to maximize the things that you control and minimize the things you can't control. It's like a balance of Life dude like that's important to understand and once you have that understood, it's like you can already make something out of nothing because you're controlling the stuff that you can control. And yeah, it's like that.

You know, like does he, this does this. It's not true that it's overrepresented online. it is that he gives advice and then it gets more ripped because the thing is like it's trained on the internet, right. It's really what's what's going on right now data.

So if it's if there's 10 Clips Let me saying yo guys. I love carrots, right? Well, if you ask them what I like and what I love you can't always take care of because there's 20 cups of carrot and only one of cucumber right? I Like it. You know Duchendorf? Are you soda popin's' brother? Uh, what? the fudge is going on? Man, that definitely ain't me done. It's like I see something here, but it's ridiculous that you think that.

yeah because soda Poppin is a funny dude and I love his streams. but I'm like my own person bro. I'm more like a people Observer you know I'm my own person I make something out of nothing and it's cool because like I want to make sure that everyone around me has a good time I'm not just trying to copy soda Poppin guys it's not that big a deal. all right.

Relax, it's cool because like that doesn't Define me bro and like I'm talking to my thingy you know it's just lame if I just copied someone else's stuff I don't give a it's none of my business dad. go again. boys. get that money to be honest because I asked if you were soda Papa's brother and he answered if I thought that he was copying soda Poppin does that happen? Also on the Stream does he sometimes misunderstand the Andrew Tate uh uh uh chat the okay chat just the people that made this okay I'm 10 years 100 the clips were with me and Judith got really big on YouTube right and there's a there's overrepresentation slash duplication slash high volume so heavy of me and Tate that I speak like data and I have a lot of slangs that he says like get the money I never said on stream ever I'm close to it but it actually if this is like this is this is about 85 me 15 Tater when it was 150 it's Cadence philosophies and also uh uh um lingo.

All three things stand, he misunderstands a lot. even accents. What true four things. So this is actually in character and director interact.

Are you guys kidding me? That's insane Audio de Leviter xqc Have you ever had sexual relationship with Sonic the Hedgehog whoa whoa whoa chat what the fudge is going on man I mean come on I'm a real human being you know I don't think that's something I would do like whoa I don't think anyone would ever do something like that. look I feel like you'd go crazy I Don't think I'm gonna get involved with something like that making something out of nothing. right? Nah man I stay away from any sort of funny business with Sonic the Hedgehog It's cool because like I'm more like a people Observer you know I don't even get involved. plus I'm still a kid with blue paper towel airplane.

xqc Do you spin around and blow air when you get banned? yo chat with the fudge? Why would I do that I mean like it's not like I get banned all the time. like come on man. like it's not that wacky right bro like I Get it. You know it's cute and all, but it's just lame.

totally. it's just not a logical move like yo. Why would I go around and blow air when I get banned? Like seriously, like I can barely contain my rage. Why would I be silly like that? I mean come on, chat like it's just too funny and stuff you know, like it's supposed to be serious and stuff I don't Spin and blow when I get banned I just moan chat.

it's just two different things you know like come on, comes on, chat like I gotta be serious here. he moans. did he say that? he moans Double D xqc what do you say to your future self? You chat. what the what the hell is going on man like what the fudge is copium I'm more like a people Observer you know I'm not like actually involved in whatever copium is uh I don't know I just chill and watch or whatever.

It's all right. I guess it's cool because like I just chill and see what you guys do. Yo, it's like that. You know.

either way is whatever. Man: I'm just here for the money and the drip chat. Make sure you know what the juice is. That's like the main thing.

okay them two years if somebody has to say get yourself but him 32 a whip but like this does he also say a lot? Like does he repeat a lot What he says like is he is he very repetitive money in the drip. he repeats a lot but then that's what's going on. Al