But they were still things that shouldn't have been there. But when it comes to Alex Jones Dude, that guy was a I mean crazy theories that only he believes in? Yeah, I mean there might be something to it. but I'm no. Alex Jones As for aliens existing I'd put money but I'd put money on seeing Bigfoot too.

so who knows. Let me ask you this: Did you ever see that video of an alien abducting a horse? Jamie Pull that up. Wow, that's Wild Man! Chi underscore Elon Musk Are you going to buy Twitch? Oh Twitch. What's Twitch? Oh, the video game streaming platform.

Well, I'll tell you what. I'm announcing right now the launch of Twitchy Brain, the world's first neuralink integrated live stream platform. Yep, think of the most advanced AI that streams directly from your literal brain. Oh hell no.

streaming is. plus! my team is already working on a teleportation system for gamers that won't have to worry about latency since you'd be transported directly to other Realms or universes for your games pretty Bonkers huh? way real estan TV ask Joe Rogan what is your favorite video that Jamie has pulled up for you? My favorite video that Jamie has pulled up for me? oh my. God your little Siamese fish doing Jiu Jitsu after it was exposed to the new experimental drug created from the combination of DMT and Ayahuasca. It was the craziest ever since she had a black belt in.

Jiu Jitsu Jamie Pulled it up just the other day and I couldn't believe it. What was even Wilder was if you slowed down the video playback, you could actually see the fish was doing Judo flips. Can you believe it, My man, It's entirely possible that in the future we'll be able to genetically modify fish to make them even better. Fighters Unfortunately, I'm A so don't listen to me.

Jesus Part was when they studied the drug, they found that the fish could walk on land. My man, everything is possible. Check it out. Jesus F word Elon Does your stink? Why would you even ask me that? really? Uh, obviously.

I take hygiene seriously so no, my doesn't stink I Guess my involvement with Neuralink enables me to smell my own fecal matter before it even hits the pan and make sure I am always fresh. Incidentally, I've also been working on a secret device that allows humans to teleport to Mars within seconds so you all don't even have to worry about your then except that our Martian toilets are still a bit too slow for comfort. In any case, do you think that's it real? Get back tomorrow. today is really funny I like I I Really like how it turned out Joe What would be your preferred position to eat a banana in if you had to share it with Twitch most well-known celibate Aiden Ross My man Aiden Ross If you're gonna share a banana with him, you're going to want to be the one holding it I mean obviously I think it's a cool way to connect on arguably the most intimate level.

two grown men sharing a banana. For sure. it will be intense dude. but overall, it's worth it for the experience.

Let me ask you, what would the experiences? Kink Factor be like 12, 10, 13, 10, 14 10. We could really only speculate Jamie So you know what if you Google that maybe you'll find something out. Pull that up. Oh and make sure to wear like full body armor so you don't get bitten by Aiden that's wild man.

Wow wait wait wait hold up. Hold up. What yo? You ain't got to worry about me and that banana. Listen I'm all love and all motivation.

ain't no dick suck going on here. You know what I'm saying if Jamie goes to Google it they won't find anything I'm celibate Chad I've not sacked it I haven't had sex or I have not came in like what is it? chat like 25 26 days? Yeah, something like that. You know what I'm saying. there will not be any 14 tenths Kink Factor here Joe So don't worry I promise adherence to the code and I'm gonna be the one controlling the banana.

Nah nah nah Joe You don't need full body armor around me Haram that's Haram What the Marble racer? Elon Musk Do you have a gorilla suit in your wardrobe? Not exactly. but if my neuraling project works the way, Okay. I may be in possession of the world's first gorilla brain machine interface in the very near future. I'd Rather not give too much away.

What I can tell you is that I'm building something that I'm sure will revolutionize the way we think and interact with. AI And as far as Secrets go, I've been running some strange experiments involving the use of space travel to alter the environment on downgraded Tesla cars. Trust me, you haven't seen anything like it before. Center Knight Joe Rogan Is it Andrew Tate or David Goggins I Don't know who the top G is, but Jaime pulled that up.

Let me ask you, this is Andrew Tate fit to be considered a top G if he's in jail. and what about David Goggins Crazy workouts? Hey, Jamie Can you look up some of Goggin's craziest workouts and his best times? Wow, dude, that's wild. That's inspiring and might even be some sort of game changer for physical fitness. but the top G of all time, my man I believe it's actually Chuck Norris or My Big Buddy Danny DeVito Who could have seen that coming? You know what I'm saying? Let me pull that up.

What? Well, I think we all know the answer to who is the real top G In this scenario, it's me. Andrew Tate You see, I'm a professional kickboxer I own 24 cars and I have a Bugatti Jails and prisons make no difference in my life I Conquer the Matrix every day and I'm indestructible. Plus: I Just got invited by Aiden Ross to come visit him which just goes to show that I'm the real top. G Check it, you can never contain a top.

G All right! Mr Beast I Hear you're organizing Schlongfest the notorious Schlong Festival with SpaceX on the moon. Next year you ask that that look like what's up guys? You heard that right. It's Longfest. We're gonna have launch into space with SpaceX where we'll be hosting the wildest, craziest, most outrageous Festival ever seen.

We're gonna challenge people to compete against each other in a series of zany and extreme tasks to win and out of this world prize. Whoever outsmarts, outruns, out swims, and outstretches the rest, gets the grand prize of a cool million. Are you brave enough to take part in this? Cosmic Challenge: Subscribe and get ready for Schlongfest 2021. Like subscribe and hit the Bell I bet Tony Stark Would be jealous.

A couple of things though. One, we have to make sure everyone has their schlongs inspected by neuralink Bots just to ensure that we don't have any performance enhancers going on. Two I Heard about crazy ideas for many boys and three, what about cat girls? I Feel like that would be a great idea for the VIP section. Just saying just answers.

This is funny because again, and Inferno Pizza ask Joe Rogan to tell Jamie to pull up the thickest schlong and describe it in style of: Joe Rogan fueled with testosterone hey Jamie I'm serious man, let's take a schlong around. You know what time it is? Let's see who can claim the title of being the biggest. Let's see if we can find these mythical beasts that some of the old timers talk about. I'm ready to believe these dudes who say they've seen a schlong that could rival Bigfoot Let's see if it's real or if it's just another big spice blush Jesus xqcl slow T through Ellen Why did you implement like hello? Why did you implement schlong verification on Twitter This is you guys asking these questions.

Sorry guys, yo this is X x on the video I'm going through my voice as well. That has anyone knows that boy I Don't know, he's just so sorry anyone knows that boy I Don't know, he's just so sorry.