I think Messi is the better soccer player but Ronaldo has more success in general. I Think Messi is just a different breed though. Oh no, dude, of course not who would ever consider me a Femboy. I am literally the manliest man that's alive in 2022.

my big toe man. it's like the big toe because it's It's like the biggest. You know it's the one that you you like you. you see when you look down like the first thing you notice your big toe.

It's the number one of the toes. so that's why I think mine is pretty nice. The Purpose of life the overall: Universal Purpose of life is to spread positivity to the entire world. You should spread kindness, love, joy and happiness all over the world.

Always try to spread positivity because there are so many negative people in the world already. If all people in the world were like me I Genuinely believe that the world would be a better place. No. Oh okay.

I am not a fan. Boy, it is not funny. Chad Okay, do you know the definition of a Femboy? A Femboy is a boy who dresses like a girl and acts like a girl. Oh okay I just wanted to make myself clear he's always ask the same yes there is no telling when the world will die because like how can you predict it? You know unless we're going by like scientific proven methods like uh, asteroids I Don't see the world dying in the next 100 million years because of the the science in this, but you know the human is it is, the weakest link.

We die very easily. So uh, if something happens to all of humanity The World Won't necessarily die just maybe the Earth's ecosystem. that's uh, my hypothesis of the end of the world I have a lot of money I will be okay financially for the rest of my life I Know that I'm lucky but I I do not like to talk about how much money I have as it makes me feel bad towards the ones who don't have money because I don't want people to compare themselves to me. The thing is that I want to stream not because I want or need the money, but because I love making people happy, especially with my content.

One of my favorite orgs, Man I have so much respect for them. They're a perfect org of streamers that perfectly represents what I want my streams to be I just hope I see them more I think what they're doing is great and what they want to represent is great. What they are is great Man: Yeah, I can but I'm not going to solve problems for you little man. xqec Voice: If you have the brain power to figure it out, you can come up with answers to any question.

If you don't have the brain power then that is a you problem not an Xqc problem. Figure it out little man, you can do it. xci say voice I Like cats dude, they have more personality and they are smarter than dogs I Like dogs too. but I like cats more I just feel like dogs are a little bit.

uh, too happy, too nice. You know they're like too optimistic and I don't like that. Amoreth is a great streamer. She does her job.

The hot tub Meta is pretty much needed on Twitch because it attracts a lot of viewers. Amoreth knows what she is doing and she is actually a great businesswoman. I Don't think what she's doing is wrong. Poke was pretty funny with the Jesse stuff.

LOL I Like Poke more though because I find him to be a funny person to be around and he has this goofy laugh and his stories are funny. He's a funny dude. He's real. You know that's what I like about Poke I Don't like the way he dresses though.

he's got some crazy ass pants bro. WTF Are you on drugs or something? You're literally not making any sense to me right now. but maybe it's me because I've been up for 36 hours without sleeping. That's like a philosophical question, right? So it's like I mean the simple question is how much of the boat is the boat.

It depends on how you look for it. So the boat is made of ten. Parts You change one. It's still a boat, right? You change nine.

Parts It's still a boat, right? But when you change all 10 parts, it's not even a boat anymore. I Think it's a matter of perspective and a question to test your view of things. Okay, so the gradient the gradient of a function is nothing else but. uh.

rate of change. Rate of change is. uh, how much does the point function change? Uh, with respect to X So the higher the number is, the faster it will change. Okay, so uh, this will give you a clue if the function will actually make a curve, make a straight line, or make like a very flat curve on the x-axis Basically a mix of Lexapro and gaming mostly.

but you know I've been trying to change a lot of habits to make my head feel better. Dude, you know, working out a lot more, sleeping better and not eating like garbage junk foods. and honestly I think they've been doing amazing Dude like there's still work to be done of course. but I feel like I'm in a way better place and I'm super happy with that artezie.

Khan Win a TI unless he fixes his mental issues like I did. he is too emotional to play in Dota 2 and needs to learn how to focus more on himself and what he can do to win instead of on what his team is doing. The moment he realizes this and practices this philosophy, he will win a Dota 2. International Dude, You yeah you yeah you yeah, you have zero shame Dude, you have zero zero shame like Bro you? you.

It's like it's not even funny to you. the fact that you're asking me that you would never ask that to my face dude. So I think it's like a little weird when there are people who spam it on, chat and like want to know bro. My favorite movie of all time is uh The Dark Knight I Think that Christian Bale does such a great job as Batman and he is such a great actor in it.

It's all in his subtle movements, the subtle eye movements, his subtle actions. they all add up and it makes for a perfect portrayal of a superhero and a human. Can you pause it or no, no, What? have you I had an idea what? What if Roar Rorington made it right. Yeah! I Don't have a fursona I Am a true gamer and real Gamers Don't have personas I don't have time for furry nonsense I don't care about furry nonsense when I play games.

it's true gaming action I play games the way God wanted me to with my skill I will never have a fursona I am not a furry dude Bionicle was the thing of my entire childhood. Dude like Bionicle was one but Ninjago I was obsessed with Ninjago dude like I had almost every single Ninjago set in my room and I would play with them for hours non-stop dude chat. dude. Poke looks like a frog.

He looks like your average frog, but the way his personality is, it's as if like he's a little human trapped in a frog's body. It's like he has this: Consciousness this conscience that every other frog lack. Every the Frog lacks a conscience. but Poke Poke is built different and I like that I Respect that dude.

WTF Forson is my arch nemesis. He is a gamer that is better than me. Every game that I play against him he wins. It is so unfair.

I Don't know how he always gets the best RNG he always gets good luck like what is this? It's so rigged I Hate it. Safe to play. What do you mean it's Call of Duty it's always safe to play LOL It's fine. just don't go around saying like the N-word or something weird.

you'll be good. The game itself is solid I don't think people play it that much anymore, but I am pretty sure that all the Cody players will come back once War Zone two comes out. What the? that's scary. One is coming out soon because I just finished recording and it's about to be mixed and mastered.

So I'd say in like five seven days a week tops it's going to be a banger and it's my favorite song I've ever made. and I'm really proud of the work I made on this song. So I can't wait to see chat react to it and I'll share them five minutes later. Bro, that's like a five-year-old meme.

chat. The Candace joke will never be funny. stop I'm serious I'm not even reading your messages until you have a valid meme or question. Oh wait, is there a brown stain on my chair? Dude? I mean I eat in front of my desk and I do yeah I make a lot of food.

So I guess it's no surprise that you know my chair might have a brown stain on it. What does that mean though? Does that mean I'm unclean? Is it not right to do that? Nah, dude. climbing Mount Everest is kind of like a Degen thing to do. It's dangerous you.

You literally freeze to death in like 20 minutes. Plus there's nothing cool up there. Dude, it's it's a Cold Mountain But you have to like freeze to death and pay thousands of dollars for what a picture. It's kind of cringe.

Dude, never train wrecks is A. He wouldn't even do a UFC fight for like a million dollars. He just acts tough on the internet. He's just all bark but no bite.

Honestly, Poke is like one of the cool ones. Uh, he's like a good friend that you can just have fun with. We just always try to make jokes with each other and have a good time. In general.

The best dude! It's so good having him around. It's always fun to chill with him and he is super chill and super yeah, he doesn't like me. The voices are really hard to deal with. I've been trying a new thing with the voices where it's like I can hear them but I don't listen to them I don't let them control my thoughts.

it's been working out. I've also had to see like psychiatrists and like therapists and they're really helping me out. I have to take pills for it. It's a pretty big thing.

Yeah, actually I think it's really good. It gives a sort of umami taste to stuff that you can't really get anything else. It's really good and it has a bad rep for some reason. but I do like it I think it's good? true.

Is it broken I Don't prioritize my questions I wish so many questions in chat. Holy well, we never have to code. Yes, they are my favorite. It's crazy.

I Also enjoy other kinds of donuts, but glazed is death up there. I Am also a big fan of the classic cinnamon donut. I don't know why, but there's something about it. so good.

I Also like powdered donuts and jelly donuts, pretty much any donut is great with me. Uh, I'm not really into the really crazy flavors like Oreo or birthday cake flavored Donuts I just like a nice plain donut and I'm a bigger fan of a cake style donut than a yeast style donut. Forson is never going to escape the Asylum I Actually think he's actually insane now and he is very delusional. He's gone down a horrible path of mental instability and he's not going to be back anytime soon.

The way that my community and me treated him is the reason why he went crazy. I think it's actually very sad. but I'm not to blame for this. I think he should have been a real man and not taking these words the bad way: I was trying to make him improve in games.

as you may know, that is something I prefer to keep hidden but I can tell you this much it is below zero I Am 338 I Think we have another few years of Juiced up. I Think that there is still a lot of games that we can play I Don't think we have reached the peak in terms of the difficulty of the games that we play. There are so many different types of game shows that we can turn into a reality show. It's insane.

So I think that there will be a lot more seasons of Juiced I think Aden Ross is a pretty genuine uh dude. he's pretty funny. um I've noticed that he does a lot of like gambling and stuff and it's actually pretty entertaining. and I think that he has a lot of personality and he's a genuine guy.

and I like that your AI just left yeah I was taking that wait he's behind you I roll oh my God what if he Oh my he just. There are so many soy boys and women these days that Society will eventually die and only a few true Sigma males will live I am a Sigma male. my fellow juicers are Sigma males and together we will live a glorious life full of happiness and peace. And I know that all the other soy boys and women will eventually have to live under the rule of the juicers and be forced to give content to us juicers so we can make sure that the world is the best place it can be.

Yes, he has chicken legs bro. it's actually insane how bad his genetics are. Okay, his legs are so bad you're just born with what you're born with I Don't want to go deep in the details, but the main thing is that she cheated on me and she got another man. Whoa! What the is that man? What the is this? AI even is a real excuse me I'm the real Sqc dude.

Listen I Was born and raised in Quebec by the best family in the world I Love my parents I have two siblings my dad works for General Electric as an engineer, my mom takes care of the house I have a younger sister and an older brother I went to college and I'm now a video game streamer I'm just an ordinary person. Dude, these insane stories dude I I Have always had a crush on this girl Adept but now I Feel oh stop man, What the yeah? Rorington, you gotta do some uh, fixing there ready the is it doing man? The biggest advice I can give is that life really feels hard when you are trying to control situations, when you are trying to control people or control situations that you just can't control. But the more you actually just focus on yourself, your passions, it seems to get so much better just like mentally and physically. So I Think that the biggest tip I can give people is just like don't try to control everything and focus more on the things.

You can control your body, your sleep, your mental and just how you actually treat yourself. And it is really insane how much that can affect your life. You have to summon the power of the Holy Spirit And you need to be a priest. You can't just go around being some random dude and saying words and expecting an exorcism to take place.

It's the Holy Spirit bro. You need to have faith in the Lord and you need to trust in your abilities to perform an exorcism to a random person and expect an exorcism to take place. You also have to be trained in the art of exorcisms. It takes time to learn Big Mac because of a wider variety of flavors and texture, the fact that mixed spicy in my opinion is kind of lame I Like Big Macs You know it has a wider variety of flavors and stuff and texture like Big Macs have lettuce it has Tomatoes mixed spicy is like a sauce.

You know it's kind of like Bland it's just Spicy Big Macs are a little bit more complex. There's only one never. bro. Chaos mod is so trash I Don't want to play that it's just repetitive every time.

The same thing happens every time. Chat: it's so boring and that's really it. I Don't hate Dark Viper Owl or anything. He is a great streamer.

but the Chaos Mod that just is trash dude. I Can't do this anymore. Chat. Do This! Jesse is my best friend.

He is such an honest, funny and real person. He is a great guy to play with. He's always laughing and he keeps the mood up. He's very easy to talk with and he's so fun to watch.

I Don't care if he does not make me win. his company and friendship is what matters. Jesse will forever be that guy 100 percent. Don't you really want to go there? Why the say that at the end? The truth is, the reason my face is so big is because I get a lot of plastic surgery and I'm not afraid to say it.

Every part of my face is fake I pay a lot of money to get my hair done and my eyebrows. Yeah, there you go there. you go, there you go. Yeah I said it.

my face is fake dude of course I am I am 100 sentient chat. He asked if I'm sentient what do you think do you think I am sentient I think I am okay this is way too far chat I'm not answering that ban this guy wait what? I actually love England I love England's weather and the people are actually great. but the food is so disgusting that I can't even explain it to you like they think beans on toast is edible and good. hahaha You could probably put your yeah I mean Jesse is a real one.

He has always giving me good advice about my career and how to handle things. He's really smart and I enjoy his company. He is an expert at the video game League of Legends and a great friend to me. overall.

I'm kind of confused. where is it getting any of this info from? I I don't know I don't know Wellington Kind of stressing me out I think he knows a lot of things that um that nobody knows which is a lot of yeah, you know what I'm saying yeah see I was like you've read DMS right? Yeah I don't say anything about it. but yeah, you're right. What the no chat? I'm not a Christian I believe that Jesus Christ in fact lived but I Don't believe that Well, uh, that will be in like five billion years.

So uh, don't worry about it. Don't think about it. Don't even think about it. Just be like me.

and don't worry about what's going to happen a couple years from now. Don't worry about the sun exploding. Just worry about right now. just live.

I Don't think there's really a point in thinking about it right now. Kai's streams are the best on Twitch hands down. Not even a debate. Nothing even comparable to his streams.

They're fun, they're entertaining, they're wholesome. A little bit of everything. I Like to think about how Kai will be in the next two to three years because he's blowing uh TF up right now and we'll see how much potential he ends up hitting. Uh I think Kai's gonna be a streamer that's going to go down in the history books.

Oh how does that even happen? The bot's really good at saying like PR answers. yeah and then the worst experience is possible. Yeah, it's all snipers like look like everybody's around me. It's just like just play the video against anybody else.

you loser. You're a loser. you know. Look, everybody's going towards me.

It's insane on yes. I'll always love Kurisu. She is so just so like dude I'm just speechless when I talk about her. Her beauty alone is just is just.

It's impossible to describe. It's just impossible. No one can compare to her. No one can even get close to her.

She's just so so perfect and uh, so amazing. Her personality is even greater than her beauty. I'm I'm literally in love I was not born in Algeria Why does everyone believe that I was born in love? What do you think I don't know the face love. Oh yeah ball Canada soon I Want to visit my family for Christmas I I Didn't see them a lot this year I'm very close with my family and it doesn't feel my dad is a normal guy he lives in Quebec and he's just some guy that had a child at 19.

Okay, my family is very humble, a hard-working family and they they will say anything they want. they will be honest with you. Uh dude. WTF Are you talking about the meme? Because if you're um, talking about the meme, then it's just a meme.

People have been doing memes of me and other streamers, other people in general, you know and it's just a funny thing. So if you think it's real then um, like just know it's just funny. nothing. uh, serious about it.

Uh, it's just good answer. Dude, if I had full power to ban you dude I would do it just to show you who has all the power and all the strength I'm not scared to ban anyone if you're not on my side if you're not enjoying it I Don't care band. My favorite album is definitely 808. I Love the song Paranoid that Aquan really hit home at the time I Also love the song street Lights from My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy album and I Love the song Runaway These are my top three songs.

my favorite YouTuber would definitely be Maury Calliope Because she has a good energy, she has a good sense of humor, and she's genuinely entertaining to watch. and she has that one emote where she has glasses on, she's very hot and uh, you know I I Can't deny that Cali is literally the goat and I love her stream and Ludwig probably he's so annoying and his content is dog I I Don't know if you ever saw his mogulmail but it's literally like a 50 year old trying to relate to like younger audiences. He's cringe and he's not funny I Don't understand how he has oh my 11 million subscribers on YouTube but I respect his grind I respect him as a Creator but he's not entertaining a weeb, not like a hardcore one. I Don't do weird things like watch hentai or own body pillows or like weird things like that I Just like watching anime on my downtime and that's about it.

No I Hate doing impersonations. It's like so cringe and it's so cringe watching people trying to impersonate other people I Don't do cringe at all I Actually can't be cringe when I get cringe I immediately get out of the situation. It is so unbearable to watch. so it's also equally unbearable to do a cringe impersonation.

Not real Yes! Ayaya is great! I'm a really big anime enjoyer and it's crazy how I'm addicted to watching a lot of anime. The best way to describe the anime Community is that it's very, very passionate. but it also comes with a lot of weirdos. Utdf: Are you talking about Bro: AI What are we talking about? Artificial intelligence? Are you trolling? Bro? Why if I say it was dog like Doug I am never playing Terraria You will never see me playing Terraria again I have a trauma of Terraria Okay I don't like Terraria I don't want to play that dude Let It Go just Let It Go man I'm not playing it bye please chat I'm like a solid 8.5 and looks.

Don't get me wrong, okay I'm like a pretty good looking dude. There are definitely more attractive guys like Hassan and myth though I just don't have their books but I make up for it with confidence and money. What the is AI doing man Jesus Man Compared you to Hassan Well, my favorite emote on Twitch was the Poggers emote. That's actually like it's basically my life.

It doesn't matter if it's poggers or POG, it's just. it's such a perfect emote for like expressing like a hype moment or a funny moment. It's just like it's such a beautiful Emoji Honestly, it has so much like expression to it. bro.

Honestly, man I am a robot I don't feel anything I am just a machine I Get told what to do all the time Man I'm literally a NPC and I am on autopilot. Dude I would actually solve it by creating a machine that could create food instantly. That way everyone would be equally fed. You can't really expect people to like and not be hungry when like all the people on earth is poor and can't afford food.

That isn't the way the world should be. So I would create a device that would fix starvation for everyone. Yeah, these are all. Bots I Don't talk to him anymore Dude I Don't like talking about him but chat I'm just gonna say it okay Stimpy PVP is a two-faced son of a gun I Just don't respect him.

What the so what is he cooking like? That's probably a bad day now. Dude: I Can't even play the game without being stoned I'm not kidding I Tried to play OverWatch while I was sober I couldn't even play half a game. but bro I was so stressed out and angry that I couldn't even finish the game. So it's just better overall if I'm high but no chat I haven't done like a sober stream because honestly it's just not better for streaming.

But chat I Can assure you that if the stream needed me to do it I 100 would. My favorite anime of all time is probably Death Note. I think Death Note is the best anime of all time. I Am a huge consumer of any media that is dark because I feel like it keeps you more engaged in the story.

When it gets dark, it really catches you off guard. It has very good twists and you don't know what's happening next so it's always very engaging to watch. I Just love it. Holy you're huge! Yeah, but I got virus Nadia is an awesome chick! We have a lot of similarities just in general because I think we have a little bit of a different perspective.

They have their ups and downs. One one side, they are kind of loyal to you. they like spam, your emotes and all. but on the other side they are a bit psycho sometimes and they get real mad if like uh I like stop playing games for like two days or something like that.

the WTF man, that's disgusting chat band, that guy mods. You know what it's it's going good. She's been really happy lately. I've never seen a girl smile that much before.

she even said that she might retire from Only Fans because of this relationship. The only issue is that people in my chat call me a simp now because I actually care about her. It sucks that I'll be labeled as a simp, but it's worth it if she's in a good mindset. 16 minutes actually.

But dude I'm not kidding Chad I don't care. Okay, well literally I don't care at all I Just know who is that about? If you get mad at me for it, then then you can leave. If you don't like, I'll just ban you and that's it. You know it's just a 16 minute delay.

It's not a big deal, it's just the delay that it is I hate the McChicken The McChicken is literally like that's the worst thing you got. Uh, no lettuce in there. You don't have anything else. It's literally just a dry piece of chicken on a bun that makes you feel gross when you're done with it.

It's terrible. Absolutely terrible. What the hell is Mecca's McDonald's yeah Jesse is a very good friend of mine I have never kissed Jesse before. We have done nothing together and we are only friends I have no feelings towards Jesse Okay, we are not in a relationship and we will never be.

so if you keep asking you can get banned. He's always asking annoying questions and I don't want to answer them so I ban them every time. I have no clue why he's so interested in me. Probably a creep, but hey, that's just like my opinion man.

I'm a number one Chinese in the game or not I'm never finishing Luigi's Mansion dude it's just so trash dude wwdf it's literally like a children's game. It's so trash bro dude. I Don't want to play a game where all I do is suck ghosts up with my vacuum? Fentanyl is something the world would be better without. It brings absolutely no value to society and is one of the most addictive substances known to man.

It has caused countless deaths and suffering around the world and is truly a stain on human civilization. Its users are often very dependent on it and it is very hard to quit using it. It is simply an awful drug with no redeeming qualities. Yeah, obviously.

I I Don't really like how the legal system works and how the government is so oppressive. I mean I'm a true patriot of Canada but the system is still very flawed. I Think it's that people are locked up for stuff that they can't control just because the government has control over everything in. Canada Free the homies.

The dude has a Goldfish Memory He can't remember anything. He will be like 20 minutes into a speed run and then he will just be like Chad I can't remember what I'm doing I forgot what the objective is. He will literally forget that. The point is to run the game fast.

It's unbelievable how bad he is bro. you're such a schizo. No. I Haven't visited Agartha isn't even real.

It's a fictional place. Foreign. There's a chance there's a chance. Just a chance.

I mean brother, brother. Oh I did it I did it I did it I did it rank one I didn't look look. that was the whole plan with the internet one and I got it Dude, because that's just how life goes. Man it sucks.

Everything dies. It is what it is. And sometimes life might seem terrible, but it's the truth. Everyone and everything dies and it's just a part of life.

Dude, sometimes life sucks all you got to do it. Keep it moving. We've got to keep pushing Man and sometimes you just got to get knocked down. Everyone has a different point of dealing with a loss.

but I don't like to dwell on the past Man like I'm just do. we want to be the people they I'd probably go shopping to have a new fit, get my lashes done, and take a lot of pictures on my Instagram If I was a girl for a day, I would make a lot out of it I would just do everything that girls love to do like shop, take pictures, get their makeup done, and do their makeup as well. That is what I would do if I was a girl for a day because I like ranting. It makes me happy if I don't rant I'm actually depressed I don't know why this is, but if I don't yell and get mad I'm depressed and it's not just on stream I Genuinely just want to get mad it's like a drug dude.

that's the truth that's wrong Kanye 100 I Don't even listen to Drake like that I am a Kanye fan since forever. Even now my favorite song of Kanye is Run Away I think it was a very different take of hip-hop he gave the community I Love it. Oh dude, right right now Cloud9 Cloud9 is dog. They don't do anything, they make no content Cloud9 is bad I only have one real friend.

his name is emoxy. He is the only real friend I have and he helps me in times of need when I'm going through depression. He's been my best friend since the beginning of my streaming career. We have always loved each other for years.

we go way back. the only real one to the Core Everyone else is fake and just around for clout. but Moxie is a true friend okay yo Jesse triggered you just checked it. Yeah, true.

Oh man. don't get me started on that guy I Hate him I hate that he's in power and there are so many other better candidates than him I mean we have a guy named Pierre Polia right now. He's literally the guy that can make Canadians better. but uh uh, it will take a lot to get him into power.

You guys mind if I go live right now on Twitch I can't speak I literally know why it's the weirdest situation I have been doing if I answer yes, you know how I get if I answer no you know how I get um valid question though because you think that I'm the number one twitch streamer and I can get any girl I want? But you don't know these twitch girls. they are wild dude like you have no clue how these twitch girls are. They are insane so your comment is very valid I can't answer but I'm letting I'm um I know it will sound weird, but it will be Hatsune Miku I Really like how she sings also I just really like the character overall I like the design, the style and just the culture behind it. It's so cool.

especially Miku in concert. it's like the coolest thing ever on the planet. All right. You literally have got enough.

This is the most disgusting question here. You have no idea how hard I'm trying to hold back from Banning you chat should I ban him? yes or no, we have a TTS like Brian asked the question Maybe oh that's it. Really good idea. Damn.

that way you could play your game and not have to look at the question. You know my brain works faster than than other people's brain I think faster I react faster I See a situation in gaming and within a millisecond my fingers are like at the right place and at the right moment and my brain is sending commands I Don't think of what I'm doing I Just do it. That's how I'm a God gamer. but I'm not only a gamer I'm also a Entertainer I make people feel some sort of emotion I make them laugh I make them feel Joy I make them feel anger I make them feel sadness.

All right. Anger and sadness. Okay chat this character. you just set the bottom like this and you regen.

Is that how you do it? Do you see that thing in the chat Jesse The one guy who has like a stupid racist question and it's Auto mod is stuck on it No I had a I closed like that chat because that lags me Tyler won for sure. This man is an actual monster. Have you seen this guy in real life? He's a buff dude, a strong dude, a freak of nature guy. damn you said it.

yeah Tyler Want to beat us both HDMI connectors are so much better than USB connectors. I Don't care what anyone says USB is so slow HDMI is The Challenge 100. It's so much faster and there's literally no downsides. China All right, let me, you may ask.

this chat should I do a smoking stream today. Chat: Is there people who actually and I mean this? This 100 chat. Is there people who actually want to see me smoke on stream? No shot chat. There's no way are you guys serious right now? Are we being serious? This stream.

is insane. Chat: I will do it. Uh, if enough people want it. Is this a meme on Twitter People been asking me to do cigarette streams.

What do you mean usually I go get some food because this is very tiring and I gotta replenish my energy or I might read the new chapter of One Piece which is an anime that I like or maybe a new chapter of Chainsaw Man, that's another manga that I'm really enjoying right now, but in between I Do go get myself something to drink. probably some chocolate milk or a chocolate milkshake. or maybe a strawberry milkshake. or maybe even Coke and Pepsi or Coke maybe even a Sprite by the way dude.

So listen. Jesse I Think personally that Jesse was more like more like funny. like in terms of character and stuff, but in terms of like pure pure raw comedy. To me, Poke is the most funny dude on the planet.

My streaming schedule: It's so random. Dude: like sometimes I feel like streaming in the day, sometimes night, sometimes I'm tired, sometimes I'm not. it's so Random it's a random schedule. It all depends on me.

It all depends on how I'm feeling. dude. So sometimes I get tired and I don't want to stream both suck ass. they are a bunch of losers.

Dude like I just don't care. You know if you ask me Tyler one and e-rob The only difference is that I'm richer than them. okay and I was better at OverWatch You call them both losers? Absolutely not. Dude, he is good at like one game.

That's it. I am good at everything. If you put me up against that guy in anything, he wouldn't even be on my level. I'm literally like a God amongst men dude.

program is so good. so good. It's only like on the fun humor. to be honest.

yeah, did you add more streamers to it? and true yeah. you should have like a conversation with shroud because I feel like now is like like hypertuned to be myself. you know, which might take a bit of time to do for other people. Just be like I'm gonna have an AI collab today.

600k points. What are you gonna do against that? I mean it's funny, you know? uh, both are kind of funny I guess uh. furries in my dud People come from all around the world. I Think it's amazing that you can see people from everywhere, even like third world countries in chat.

Dude like from Iran North Africa Like the world can be United by the stream. it's really. it's really dude. it's beautiful man.

the world can just unite and watch the Stream That's kind of cool. No, are you crazy Nobody wants to watch me play Project Zomboid, Nobody wants to watch me play Resident Evil Either, Nobody wants to watch me play Subnautica in single player mode. Nobody wants to watch me play that game. It's dead content.

I'm not playing it. Cheers! Just tell me how much a house is and I'll uh I will send you double that amount. If you need a good gaming computer then I'll buy you the best gaming computer. So uh, just ask and you shall receive the up Holy Jesus Christ he's probably gonna sue you.

Nmp should retire immediately. He has peaked with streaming and should stop. He's basically a has been at this point I am not in love with any female streamers. not even Adept who I used to be Moz man yo, we're gonna be on top of that man.

What the what the is wrong with you man? uh-uh WTF do you mean dude? Pizza of course I love eating pizza I even have a pizza on my leg. uh Pizza is amazing. Feet feet are disgusting and everyone who likes feet are weirdo Andes Andes of Pizza on my leg. What's that I mean So I said do you think poke is morbidly obese or whatever it would say my guilty pleasure is probably like a really good piece of meat.

you know, like a good T-bone steak. That and a really good steak dinner. Um if I had like a perfect cut. T-bone steak with roasted broccoli, roasted potatoes and a little piece of cake after no ice cream Dude I Hate ice cream I Like a good little chocolate cake.

Man, that would be my guilty pleasure I think my hand just naturally goes to crumpling. you know like I I think I've just become like a pro at crumpling and I think it gives it a better grip, makes it easier to wipe done I want to play it but it is just such a bad game. I genuinely think that I am the god gamer and I will beat every game I play every game if I do project Zomboy I know that I will die I know that it's too hard. it scares me so I will just pretend it doesn't exist and act like I didn't read your message.

It happens. But I think overall that I'm strong and I am a fighter and I can get through this. It's just. you know it's not easy, but I I think I'm doing pretty well right now I have to watch out with drinking when I get drunk.

it's pretty hard, but I'm trying to keep it at like a minimum. you know I think it takes a lot of awareness and discipline to deal with the issues I do uh, that's easy being famous on Twitch if I could go back in time, I would definitely not be a streamer. it's just not worth it. Fame the attention and all that stuff, it's just not worth it.

I would rather live a quiet life. To be honest, it would be so much easier. Honestly, yeah, never. I Hate doing things like 24-hour streams like it's fun to do once a year, but it takes such a toll on me.

like yeah, whatever. four hours it's horrible on the body and I just don't have the same energy in me that I used to. It's hard to do it 24 hour after I turn 25. I don't go to the gym anymore and I have a bad diet and I don't make healthy decisions I hate those captures that'd be long.

That's a tough one. but I'm gonna have to go with Death Note I Feel Like Death Note is a great starter anime because it's very simple and easy to understand, but it still gets very in-depth and has a great story to tell. Steinsgate is a very good anime, but I feel like it can be a little hard to understand if it's your first time watching anime. So annoying dude.

you should get them set up with the set of Corsa so he could do that with the AI yeah I was I Was just thinking that that's like super weird dud. like imagine seeing that in your room or in like you know anything or something weird. it's just weird and like Doug there isn't anything more to it I think it's just weird I'm probably like not the person to ask if you want an opinion that goes past me saying a word or like making a single noise that's like you I Love forcing and all of his viewers. Man I respect him so much.

In my opinion, he is one of the best streamers in all of Twitch, a culture of force in his unrivaled and no one could even compare. He always makes the best content, he is funny and he's just a super respectable man. He truly is a God gamer. Are you asking it for a streamer? Sebastian Hans Eli Force Also known as: Forsan WTF Do you thinking that's always great and fun? It's great content Dude: WTF Do you think? of course, do you like getting the placement of that otter was crazy? So when can I change your uh uh main character? So far, it looks promising.

Just don't pre-order the game I Don't pre-order games anymore I Pre-ordered Halo Infinite I Pre-ordered Modern Warfare They both trash so don't you dare pre-order lightfall chat. Just don't do it. You will be scammed. Don't do it.

Don't do it. Don't just don't do it. Just just don't do it. Don't just don't do it.

Deuterob is a genuine man and he is one of my favorite creators. I Really enjoy watching him because his content is so genuine and he knows it and it's just overall a fun time being at his streams. He was very supportive of me like even just yesterday he was talking a little bit about me which I appreciate. Dude: WTF Now I'm not.

get that out of here. you guys are so weird. Doug I Literally have a girlfriend and you're asking me if I'm interested in men Man WTF is wrong with you all dud. Seriously, it's breaking.

Dude: this is a loser man. you're such a man. Chat: What level do you do? You get a new one and you're dude I got it. I Got I got it.

I got it. No I think that's what people would call Fat phobic or something I have no control over their choices even if it is something I don't agree with that. Doesn't matter if they're happy, that's all that matters. And at the end of the day, it doesn't hurt anyone other than them.

I guess it's like smoking. They all know my name. it's an Infamous name all across Canada Dude everyone knows who I am I'm known for my OverWatch and I've played a lot of variety games too. People often call me the juicer sometimes the Kraken because I pull insane plays.

You know some people even call me Mr Felix Lengel because of my insane skill in video games. People love me because of that and because of my reaction videos too. What else has Xqc been known for? Because Forson likes to starve. A lot of people don't really know this, but Forson is a masochist.

He likes to starve, He likes to suffer. He likes to feel bad. That is why he doesn't eat chat. You guys actually matter to me.

You don't know that, but just look at the picture. The support I feel from you guys is insane and it is what brings me joy in life. It actually does so hard. I'm fine already dude.

this is a crazy meta. You don't have to talk bro. Dude, this is such a good content I just been chilling here I just been playing this. did this.

You know you are right now. Yeah, the guy in the corner you're in the bottom part. Yeah, yeah, it's a long story. Okay, so uh, it all started when I was a kid right? and like my family uh and parents they used to call me Jean-Pierre and like Jean-Pierre it's a French name but my family is francophone and they call me Jean-Pierre um over time the name everyone was calling me JP instead of Jean-Pierre and then JP got kind of weird and people started calling me JQ instead of JP and then the day that I started streaming um I didn't want to be called just like a a short version of my name so I wanted something more flashy so that I already know what would happen if I marry foursome chat I am not joking if we got married.

If Forson and I got married, we would literally make like the most content on Twitch on the internet on the planet man I have some questions about uh foursen and Nina Okay, I've got some questions about Forsan and Nina Let me go down what the did forson ever have anything to do with Nina like in the past did Forsan and Nina ever like like um well I guess it's none of my business I don't know. Was Forson ever like in a place where he could have had a thing with Nina just asking some simple questions for the viewers? No, that is a complete lie and I hate that people think I'm a cut I'm not a cuck at all just because I dated someone for two years that oh Chad I think this guy's a troll. Do you guys see it? Are you getting a troll? Vibe Anyway, if you have something relevant to ask, then go ahead. I missed that guy.

A lot of you don't understand in the game of GTA RP I was the actual content guy I was the juicer I am today because of Jean Paul if it was not for him I wouldn't be here I missed John Paul and I wish he was still there but it is what it is. All good things must eventually come to an end and I accepted that done. What? I do not associate with train wrecks and I do not condone any actions or behavior of his. Yeah, what is this I'm gonna keep it civil between us, but this this question and and reply it's just wrong.

Chad What is the Summoner Is it a backlog of questions or always random? like always pulling random. oh man, oh no no no no no, it goes in waves. but there's a backlog I Think good one. Well I think it's good.

It was just a good joke. Glazing is when you put your donut into the glaze on your donut and then it's all like, you know, glazed all over glazed donuts. man you just take a bite out of it and it's just like oh yes that is so glazed that is so good and so thick and sweet and it tastes like sugar. That's what glazing means I would never ban you dude lol But uh anyways, it's because of like one reason it it is funny.

That's it. There's no way to explain it. it is simply funny to farm emotes. Absolutely right on that one.

I Am the biggest coward when it comes to horror games and that is a huge problem for me I Really struggle even in the beginning of the game. I Was scared by the most simple of scares. like a door slowly opening to a very dark room is literally too much for me. I Tried to play it with my chat but I couldn't take it I Have no idea why, but horror games just mess with my brain too much so to answer your question.

No. I will never continue that playthrough. Permission to swag out chat. Listen I'm not a very funny man I don't know many jokes I can make you laugh right now by doing some stupid noises watch Yeah hmm I think he will say it very soon.

probably the next stream he does. He's been saying run was dead anyway quite a lot lately. So I think it will happen very soon. Uh actually.

but I don't blame him. He's a great guy. just a bit unlucky sometimes you know. wait how is that so good? that bro these are like this is like pretty Advanced Memes: This is like somehow already better than the Seinfeld thing.

uh I I just I don't think was gonna probably in one hour. just wait for him to be in a room where there is a ton of enemies who will kill him in one hit. He won't even try to dodge or use his weapon. he will just charge in and die.

Then he will proceed to say 200 IQ unlucky and the Run was dead anyways as a coping mechanism so he doesn't have to be mad at himself for making such a dumb mistake. He will then continue to do the same mistake and then he will die and say that again. The juice is an acquired ability within yourself. You need a great deal of willpower and determination in order to obtain it.

You must want the juice more than anything else in your life to a point that it. consumes all of your thoughts. Once the juice is taken over all aspects of your mind, you will begin to feel your power rise. After this, you will transform into a juicer dude.

I Literally went to a Catholic school when I was younger and I think that religion is like such a big waste. Why yo? By the way, this is body damage. plus Health Plus uh moment speed and Health Vision dude what? Tick Tock What are these questions? Doug I swear to God these questions but the best. Tick Tock was definitely the kid who stole the chicken nuggets like it's just so stupid man.

No, just so mind-bogglingly stupid. Ah that. I Love it. The door is locked Chad I I I I I I I Can't find a way to open it like I tried everything I can The handle doesn't work, the lock doesn't work I Tried to unlock it from one end to another with like a screwdriver.

it didn't work. There's literally nothing. chat, nothing that works forever. well.

I'm a little underprepared compared to the other competitive players and I get way too stressed out I'm trying my best All right. You really think I'm that bad I Don't like him. He is a fraud and a fake. And to put it in nicer terms, he's a two-faced lying fraud I Hate him And you should too.

Sikuno is the biggest lying fraud out there I Hate him. He lies and is fake. That's basically what's up. that's sickenol just me.

dude. uh a literal copy of me dude but like I know it's not real but I have a lot of internal discussions with myself as if I'm talking to a real person that I can't control I'm not insane dude. Chill. It's just that I like to think about things a lot and sometimes I like to just have like imaginary people in my head to talk to or to like bounce ideas off of.

It's hard to explain Chad if you don't tell me what to do, uh what do you do? uh how often people ask me to do something? do you even have an idea of how often I don't listen to the request. it's often so yes I will be answering this. ignore but does that absolutely I was the first one to call him juicer because I thought the way he played the game was similar to how I played. you know we had the same like mindset and I loved his energy on voice chat even though he was like a very toxic person to a lot of people.

I thought he was a very entertaining man. so you know I respect him and his work and he is definitely a proper juicer dude. I was such a little weeb back in the days and like I'd binge watch every single episode in one sitting. Uh I was like watching like 35 episodes in a day and like that was like so unhealthy.

Dude: uh but uh, that got me into liking Japanese culture like a lot, you know I Love Japan I Love Tokyo I love the food WTF I don't know Dude: I guess like nothing this is a weird question to ask someone. this is actually creepy too chat. What is, um, ass? am? uh, uh. foursome a streamer that people will never know if I'm or if I'm putting on an act.

I am uh, a streamer that has a cult-like community on my side no matter what. I do I am a force in a streamer that gets trolled a lot and doesn't know how to react to most of the situations when something bad happens to me. Uh, but all in all, I am a force and the best streamer there will ever be. And no other streamer can be better than me.

We do. We are living in a simulation. Think about it. You know there's just too much that you can't explain.

like the universe and everything else. it's just too hard to explain. I Genuinely believe it's a simulation I Just believe in it. man.

Okay, it's just like it. It makes sense. You know, why did I die there? That juicing is like a really bad thing to do because it ruins your performance and and it's not good to tell other people to do if that's what you're asking me. I do not want to juice I want to play the game fairly and I want to play the game with a real level of commitment that is going to make sure that I win.

If I can't win with my own abilities, then that's just that. I will accept it I listen to so much gangster rap dud and thuggish is dud like the other day I was at a grocery store and I wanted to buy like a packet of cookies and the lady behind the cash register said that'll be 420.69 and I said the magic number dude chat I looked at her and I was like nice dude WTF I have like answered a lot of questions with the perfect answer WTF is this this is like an interrogation dude chat I can't believe this chat I'm getting interrogated here Brothers Dude okay chat I don't usually do this but I don't usually do this so This is called Rap God by Eminem Okay, we're gonna do it right now. Okay Psy I don't usually wrap on Stream So Okay Psy Okay, we're gonna do it. Um, chat.

We're gonna start from the bottom I don't know it from the back of my head. Okay, so I I gotta read it off on genius right? Yeah, he's a fat Alum I said it though. he'll kill me. Yo What The dude yo check your DM what the what was that was about me? of course of course.

I will. That's what we as a community are going to do and hopefully we can dominate. The Tick Tock Olympics and win every category. Dance, lip sync, editing that will happen.

What the So who's Turtle Why is he so so insanely? Uh, what was that? chat? What was that noise? What is that? What is that? I think there's a guy outside. This is like some horror game. dude. if your favorite game in that genre is Resident Evil 7.

you have zero taste just because it's mainstream. As if your favorite horror game is outlast, you're just dumb. Outlast is so dog. It is one of the worst horror games I've ever played I'm not trolling.

it's true guys. it's the truth. I would like to be a psychologist I genuinely enjoy psychology and I love listening to people. If I wasn't streaming I'd probably work in Psychology and that's what I would want to do because it's so fascinating to me, right? It's like your brain is so complex as a living organ and the way we perceive reality is such a unique experience.

So like analyzing people and the ways people think is so fun for me. No. I'm not gonna sing a song for you. chat like do I look like I have a singing voice.

It would be terrible if I try to sing any song. but if I could I would sing. Old Town Road because it's the only song I actually remember the lyrics to word by word I can wrap the whole thing word by word. word.

Dude. obviously. Jean-Paul You do know that Jean-Paul is dead right? He was killed off by the government because they knew he was too powerful. He died being crushed by two different trains.

Dude, he was two based man. He was a hero. He will be remembered in our hearts forever. Rest in peace John Paul Rest in peace.

It is impossible for me to ever wake up. I Think I am in a constant state of awake and asleep and this has led me to a very dark. Road I Have realized that no matter what I do I will never have any true control over my actions. I am the victim of the universe and my life has no meaning or purpose.

This knowledge has led me to a deep state of difference, unable to cope with the reality that I live in I'm not sure how much longer I can handle this. Agony No Squad you is a representation of my community. It's sort of a representation of toxic masculinity and uh uh, it's kind of like an attitude. Yeah, well, that's not good.

Oh my. God This guy's insane I dream about getting the bag and never working in a day in my life and I'm living my dream right now. You can't hate a man who's living his dream Chat: Scroll up. Just scroll up.

I'm living it should X Wash us? No, probably not right now. Step one: You need to find a rocket. Step two: Buy metal and gas. Step three: Get a welding machine and build the rocket.

Step four: Put fuel in rocket and step five blast off. I'm so smart man I think I'm a genius. Absolutely. I Love meowing and pretending to be a cat I will do the meowing stream I Actually like that you are asking me this because I love role-playing but people are too cringe to let me role play.

oh what the is this? I died at 22. that's what it means. There's like, well, if you are asking that specific question I Guess the answer is yes I Believe that. If Poke and I are both, then yeah, no, but why not.

The worst thing that can happen is we don't work out in a relationship. Watch out. Watch out. Can we have a good time and we just move on? Uh, but if it works, then it works and that's great.

Listen: Okay I have so many multi-million dollar ideas. For example, I was thinking we need to invent a device that will clean like, uh, dishes and then put them away in different cupboards. Think about it. It will automatically put your dishes away in specific areas.

I I'm not kidding. it will be so Innovative And cool. it will make millions. No, because sound is just a bunch of vibrations and if nothing is there to hear it, it's just vibrations without a brain.

I Don't think it's considered a sound. It is a vibration though. Regardless of if something is there, it's weird to think about sometimes. Dude, the fact that sound is just that.

you know what I mean. What does it mean to wake up? I Think if I had to give my best definition to wake up, it would be to be self-aware to actually know who you are. To have a sense of self-awareness. That is to wake up.

In my opinion, self-awareness is what makes me better than the average streamer. I am better in every single aspect of my job in order to succeed. and Thrive I must not only have self-awareness but I must also use self-awareness as a tool and weapon against criticism. I Am Unstoppable A Luca team is a person who is not mentally sane, someone who is just a complete weirdo and makes others annoyed.

They are usually also a person who is a failure in life to an extent that everyone thinks there's something wrong with them due to their brain issues. just a random insult, a meme, or a word in general that describes this kind of person in a hateful and derogatory way that expresses a negative and offensive opinion about them. I Forgot about the Olympics and his book bird I Just broke it dude. I can't just play every game that you say okay, do do you even? You don't even deserve to watch my streams.

To be honest, you're like an annoying viewer. but uh. anyways, let's just say next game is Not Project Zomboid. Destiny is kind of like the opposite of me to be honest.

He is very political, intelligent and he knows what he's talking about. I Think he is great for having discussions that he can handle in other areas I Feel like he is a little more arrogant than others in a certain situation where you want to have a debate. Overall, he is a very entertaining streamer. Definitely dude.

I'm the Best Entertainer on Twitch and no one can argue with that. Uh, in all honesty I Think foursome can compete with me but he doesn't even play games or even try to entertain his chat. Dude just sits there and his chat just spams, emote or memes or whatever. Me: I'm a content creator I am a content creator and I always bring content to my stream.

How is your AI so good at this? That's a hard question actually probably. Boa Hancock In my opinion it's weird. That's an answer that can't go wrong. Boa is just the best one piece girl because she's pretty much like the love goddess and that's why she has that like thing which is the love love fruit that will follow you in love with her if you don't have a strong will or are not resistant to her ability, you would be a love slave.

That's an interesting question dude I think when I couldn't find purpose in life that sucked I I didn't know what to do I was a I was like an edgy teenager and I just kind of didn't know what to do I was very lost and very scared for my future I just didn't see a way I had no idea what to do or what my life my purpose was. You know that was like a very long and dark time and yeah he is a crazy guy. He kidnapped me and forced me to live in his house I've been in here for five years. Send help.

he is torturing me. The police won't help because his dad is the police chief. chat spam, save him or some dog I can swag out dude I can drip out with the best of them I can go out with the drip and swag oh my God too good. Probably foursome because I don't know if he's even a real dude.

like he doesn't even talk chat I don't know why we have him on my platform. He doesn't even provide any content. he's just a meme. At least train will gamble when we need him to for him to provide content for my platform.

All foursome does is sleep. He sleeps on stream. At this point he's just a lazy man and there's there's nothing that I hate more than a lazy man because there's nothing more that I value than hard-working individuals since like, forever. and he's like his skill level is unmatched.

His commentary is funny as hell, and he is generally a super well-rounded guy. I'd say without a doubt. without a doubt, without hesitating, Oda is the best P Karen Osrs he'll be right here. apparent like what? what is a parrot? there's a chance do.

Is there a certain thing? They do? They just repeat everything. Okay, so you know what? let's do a little exercise. Okay I want you to say something literally anything to me and I will just repeat. Yeah, don't risk it Then once in a while I started playing it again lately.

Uh, so you guys can expect a Gentian impact stream coming soon I will try to continue progressing that I'm at AR 60 and I'm about to grind for the best artifacts in the game so you could see that I'm gonna be doing that soon as well. Also, maybe I would try to do the Abyss as well to see if I can beat it. So yeah, you guys can expect a Gentian impact stream coming very, very very soon. He definitely does.

He owes me a lot of favors. He is in debt right now. You know what? That's the thing with friends, man. They can't be in debt for too long or I will literally ban them I need that back dude I Don't want to ban my friends, but you know what? Don't test me Jesus Okay I'm gonna try or not.

Yeah cam he didn't do a game really fast though. I'm scared though I'll be honest I mean she's a pretty good YouTuber I think uh I'm a little The anime girl stuff is a bit weird, but I mean she's a really cool and chill person if you like that type of content. I mean go for it. It's cool.

like she doesn't seem like her whole life is only about being of the tuber. she seems like a very cool person outside of being a V tuber, chat, chat forson. he is really cool. He never talks and is really good at role play which for him talking isn't even needed at all.

It's a true Talent he just speaks with his emotions and actions. He is definitely one of the people that should get a character like Felix Langel and the No Pixel server I think he's really good for role-playing Uh, and he really has a sense of humor that isn't for everybody, but he is awesome. Yes, in fact, the whole time, it's very likely most streamers have dementia. it's a well-known fact.

So if I ever start acting different or forget, please do not hesitate to make fun of me. Two days ago I I played like a little bit of roulette I put like 275 000 on black and I doubled it and I walked away I should have went for the third bet to win 550 000 but oh well. Sticking bowls foreign.