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Was that oh my God it's sideways though. Ping bed is good. Ah, too late. decent bad.

NOP He's standing on fire Fu Crafting I had the hot Keys Rong He's standing on fire. What is he doing? Okay, hold up. hold up. Okay, this is a pacing bed.

Okay, this is a pacing bed so it's not fantastic, but it is what it is. Okay, the dragon resets and goes into a good position and then nope. that's he has to go now. Too late.

Again, Terrible. That's a good B Nope. How is he so bad? How is is so bad? Oh crafting I had the hot Keys wrong. Oh, get an extra bed I don't I don't think you did actually hold up Oh my God Bro oh my God bro he did.

Dude I Can't believe it. Dude 1513 What man me, what is he doing? Hey come here. You come here. you get in here clb out this guy five minutes off in the bar.

There your off. M All of you come here. all of you just just touch that. Yeah, just touch it how it is.

It's not overcooked, it's like mush. It's like soing wet dier fish. And what bed is that? Dude? What is that dude? What the was that? that's not even close dude. the head is gone.

Completely off. 1530. That would have been a 1540. Actually close than that, it would have hit it.

Is he hitting the tail? Even his mod. His mod is not even a sub anymore. Oh my God chat his mod ran out of money. He's not even a sub anymore.

Is he's making fun of him anyway? Um yeah, let me put on screen hold up I'm not going to forget about you. Is it not working? Where's this dude? Hello yeah guys I know what happened Now it just somebody reported or something post short this die now no lately behaving like one of those attention seeking girls. they disabled their accounts. bro.

Why people up this then Bro: Why? Why do people like I can show? Yeah I'm not even scared of it. The I got it right here. Welcome you on a day we're Reve your info so it's just I'm just I'm suspended because 2s I have to wait you feel I I the email hold up it says it says take action lose access to W account because of your account AC does not follow our community guidelines so like it. Um yeah I don't know.

yeah I I have no idea what happened there because I can't even appeal at that guys I can't even appeal at it. it's just it's just verif my info and that's it you know CH Guys guys guys yes out out of actual out of respect okay I'm not going to make any conclusions on what happened with it. Okay, it's just stupid I know people say are really really weird and whatever um or conclusions chat I understand how you can make something look okay I'm not going to blame anybody for it I'm not going to say that somebody who did it or somebody whatever I'm not going to I'm not going to make some we ask conclusions. It could literally be somebody who paid somebody to make get me banned or thought it was a good timing to do it or thought it could make me look bad or whatever.

no middle I'm just saying it I don't think anybody manually did it some I know of ESP prob some some random viewer or whatever you get it we're thinking card deactivated it's not deactivated then see the pict. no that's not true, not true, not true, not true, not true CU I'm just saying it guys I would hate if somebody guys last time I said it I don't want to people thinking it that I did something manually and I'm like the evil monster. so I'm not going to do the same to somebody else and and blame them 10 hours and do with nuzlock I told you not playing it it do to do with anything I know why Because you post a picture of driving in a driver which means you're on the phone while driving it probably against 2s. that's not even true though.
Dude, that's not even true though. Okay when when I get a photo in the car I asked my brother to take the photo for me. it's not TOS every photo to taken in the car or Tak my by my brother. Also I have a license so it doesn't matter like nothing that I did on Instagram of driving is against T literally my brother took every picture like that's it.

it doesn't um how that is that a lie but they don't know that. okay then why assume then I'll smoke off cat so guy doesn't Double Y what is this cam size? What is he doing oh my God I'm reming oh my God okay well that's just unlucky it just for little use bro bro. Why is we always so pressed by like getting me in a lie or something like that dude. any I do on so I explain it.

Why is so pressed about dude? Every need to calm down chat every needs to calm the down on the ASAP dude chill out dude I I would quit said I was done for the session cuz I would say I said I was done for the session yth and innocence nice nice picture that's nice by machine no you threw I got a shout on the album says my younger, richer than you rappers and they all stream guys whenever talk about streams don't talk about like um like streams on the on Spotify chat I thought he talked about um you know, like you know, like Cole or whatever his name is. he always says like people like they bought their streams or something like that no yeah I'm pretty sure I'm I this just a reference to the people that he hangs out with and like this is just like a Kai reference stra up pretty sure or maybe add in that it or maybe maybe speed cuz he on on the phone I don't think he he knows me so like it yeah this this is not reference to me at all. Not that I care much either. Ask D to generate an image set up.

what is going to cute? oh yeah yeah he does know oh yeah I somebody stream and he was in chat and he said I was tweaking guys whatam was that you guys remember or not? Was it addin yeah I think I was in I think I was in a bus at Red Rock yeah yeah he said yeah oh oh yeah yeah at Red Rock yeah we're Casino yeah he said I was tweaking or some sh like that it was funny but yeah like I said um chat I think I say on Twitter andbody was mding like this is about my streamer. this is my streamer. This is about my bro. Nobody cares.
People make songs and about things that relate to them and that their audience knows about. Okay I wish Drake just talking about the people that he's interacted with because of whatever. Okay it. like the fact that people have to say guys, my, you're so cringe Who the cares like who genuinely gives a about any of this.

What does that say for throw God seed yeah I mean I even me at this one. Pick a pick. This is nice actually. ex Cash Flow positive not including the cost of um servicing debt per Bloomberg company expects to reach that Milestone even including depth by the back half of 2024.

that's cap Guys that is a straight cap guys. What are the things that Elon did on the platform to make it better for revenue and cash flow? Um Twitter Blue: How many how many people buy Twitter Blue: Probably a couple million, maybe couple million Time: $6 there? like 12 million a month? Okay, is that enough of the servers that they have to? Is that enough to um, fill the Gap in the company's cash flow to to get to be positive? Uh, over the year? Absolutely nuts? Absolutely not. Was only it's only 12 minut I'm not I don't think it's that much Twitter Blue is probably giving them like how many Twitter Blue users are there. Chat? Not not a lot, not a lot there.

No, it's not. It's not crazy amounts, it's just not. um. anyway guys, Server: Coster will always be the most um, money to spend on a company like that.

So yes, they fired a lot of employees but the big chunk of money that to make is on the is on Ser cost and you can't really cut that. What is this interesting? you know what? it's not actually terrible once in a while and oh it's actually kind of lagg Q busy but check this guy stream he trying to make it. he's such a funny guy. just look check him when not a few comments uh when I go back to town to repair my armor damn it D it bro forgot the comment he was live and he like and he says yeah guys I'm going to be going to town guys I'm going to Guys I'm going to take you back to town guys um going to look uh check the armor guys I don't know that's kind funny I like that though.

well up. portify 80 million views. Chat chat. You probably had a bunch of viewers right? cuz they had a platform calculate viewers chat.

The way that the platform calculates viewers is very odd. I'm tell this right now guys I Guys listen if you guys thought that what I did last time with my shower stre was like a joke or whatever, it wasn't really a joke I really wanted to test out the analytics and I was just testing out Twitter and how it functions as like a um so when I went live I Noticed that the viewers chunked in initially, not because people clicked in right people. um, were just on the page and they follow me. So even though they scrolled past me, the viewers chunked up.

Really? I would a 4K as soon as I live just because they follow me and I was on on their feed. So I think it, it embeds viewers um so up if even even if they're past you which inflates the numbers a lot. Um yeah, that's the point. Not really.
Um, it's a bit complicated. but whenever let's say you were to sell ad packages for live streams for for for a company or a platform, it be difficult to sell an ad package that is representative of how much how many viewers people get, How much engagement if people pass are way past their streams because it over over um, it oversells their analytics. Does that make sense because it's fake views? So what happened with uh Facebook A while back they miscalculated all their numbers and they sold over inflated packages to companies and it made a lot of a lot of money. End up getting sued for it because a lot of their was completely skewed.

Get it interesting Donal Wall Chad They're out of stock yo guys, they're out of stock. This a podcast I'm yapping yo dude, how about you ypp on my dick? Oh look at the comments so this is going to be very nice. Be very nice in this. Here it comes: McDonald's almost actually actually went McDonald's day before for for breakfast ring stream when they'd be kind of hard though I need to get um my full license before I anything about that CU otherwise I for insurance I don't think they will let me do it which should be like next week but still JY and car streams within within the next.

uh maybe like week or so at most I can recognize again anymore I's happy yo Where was this guy when I about to MCL Bro guys guys, where was this guy when I about to M like three years ago? where was he and it's the same thing made him a poser? mind it. what the I gotta get this off my chest. okay I get this off my chest. okay D Community didn't do okay.

People wanted new content. Okay people want want want at the time they want to collab and like that I Thought it'd be funny to to interact with some of these guys from the W Community I sh with them. It was fun. Everybody on me was mad at the at the at the I guess at the chat or something like that I don't really get it.

everybody was mad like think about all the I did with all the other guys everybody hated for no reason and people like they want that now I'm like bro I thought you guys hated that so I don't even know anymore but I don't think it was bad I think it was fun. Does they influence anything I don't think so I think I think it's just like another. another way to like M I I don't know bro Met a black person once and started buying that chains. that's guys.

What is this Reddit doing what the is this Reddit saying bro Well I have a bunch of I don't flex anybody, only a flex. it's not even a flex though I have I have a bunch of stuff that I like that they exp that I I don't show anybody guys guys guys, how do I explain this chat? it was a big deal. while with the car it was kind of like it was really big in my life yo it was really bad I hated it. okay and it happened in the and I just wanted to replace it okay and I I mentally emotionally I replaced it and I'm just happy I'm happy about it.
Yeah it's expensive so it looks like a flex I get it okay but it's just it's just not though. why yellow cuz yellow is is okay. yellow is my favorite color one every I was a kid um everything that could choose a color on I put yellow. it's like it's like my my lucky my lucky color.

Okay guys I Love yellow I think it's a really cool color because I I only liked one fruit and it was banana and I like a banana and I I just went um and then it was yellow and then when I whenever I got the car in GTA it was yellow and even know there's other models that were more expensive that I wanted at the car shop or whatever I took this one because it looked the most like the car in GTA dude CU remember the car in GTA it it looks really similar to the guy GTA and I thought it would be a cool token to remember the the the days of GTA right and the color and whatnot and just get it like that boom and um as do this is going to sound really out of touch and it is. This is this is the dumbest thing I ever going to S ever in my life. Okay so so get ready for a really stupid comment. Okay um for me that's not be a flex because it's the cheaper model and it's a car that I wouldn't I wouldn't really mind if I crashed it.

um this is like if anything it's like a counter Flex in my position because a bunch of people are like people that are rich rich will get like an Svj a like an Stto the big ones. that one's a hercon Technica dude this is like dude that was like 300K USD was like 330 right when the Svj is is like 2 mil. the Stos are 650 like you know I could have gotten. like for an Svj you could go.

You could have like six of these. You could have six of these lined up for the car. one as VJ you know. so it's like it.

It's not really a flex it really it really. it really was for the is I don't want to talk about the car that much cuz it's so it's so nothing I I don't want about the car. Okay, but you know what? CH it makes me really happy because out of all super cars that I've driven which is only four, um, it's not aggressive at all. Like the car is super.

like, um, like it's like a good daily drive. like it's not. It's not aggressive, you don't feel the gears too much, it doesn't wobble and like that. um, the steering is adaptive and Sh like it's it's really for a super car, it's really, it's a really good daily driver.

so I'm happy about it. I'm super happy I'm really happy with it. The McLaren was much more aggressive. it was really aggressive which I like it's just you kind have to think while you're driving so it has no space.

the car is completely packed. it's it's I've never seen that before in my life. It's insane. The car has no frunk, no trunk, nothing, and the cabin is super stacked.
It's really stacked I don't know. All right, all right boys. Also one last thing I know this also sound really dumb but since I'm a really I'm I'm a loading driver. okay, there's a chance I crash a car okay and basically um the other models.

the front lip right is one big piece of carbon fiber and if it breaks on a side or something like that, they have to replace the entire thing. So if if I ding the car in front, they have to remove the entire front lip entire the whole thing right and you have to replace. He says that every anytime you you hit a wall or you hit like a a curb, it's 80k. I was like uh I'm good bro like I think I think I'm good on that.

so I didn't I didn't get the other ones because of that. That was kind of a big deal. look at that. look at that look at that.

this is the last. this this is last time talking about this. okay I thought we're done okay. the Stto um see the front part of it, the whole front.

if it dinks, it's GG like it, it's legitimately GG you have to replace the whole thing and that for me was like a big a big like okay yeah I'm not you know. anyway and in extra giggly today must be the weed I'm just in a good mood can I just say it I like streaming. That's nice dude I really like streaming I'm a Hu I just like it's just so fun for me. Wow okay feel ooh oo why he's kind of decent guys I Guys Guys I I a bunch of times guys I hear I something happens in my life and I just want to go to the stream and tell you guys about it.

Yes wait, it's true though I always want to tell guys guys, you guys are the guys I know it sounds really depressing, but you guys are the first people I tell about anything good that happens in my life and I I also like tell guys the bad happens in my life which really sucks because the whole point is I like sharing things in the past months I haven't able to share the negative things in my CU I can't talk about anything so like I just want to tell you guys they gay guys everything's dog I can't tell you and it sucks man for please miss the force he's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. What the happened? no no he is so he's so bad it's unbelievable.

Dude is that N's girlfriend? then he show one with his mom. That's nice. It's just what I got enough siblings. well maybe God took that into a cat.

What can I say True Yeah, you never know God killed those unborn children I didn't say that oh they never existed. True that's my abortion stance. There you go I'm talking about the miscarriages that is not an abortion. Oh okay, um oh yeah.

I still need to adopt out four cats. guys. Email me if you want to do this. Mom he's beating Minecraft at a really quick speed is a hisor moment in gaming.

foren did he? oh my God he threw Mom this is the equivalent of the NORAD actually watching. Oh no and why didn't he just oh my God he can't do it. wait oh my God hold on oh my God it's a re perch it it reanchored. Unbelievable.
What an unbelievable throw. He's not going to live that one down. je um yeah still need to. that is guys.

that's tough I'm going to give you can like that's just St round if everything is play Yo Decent player Bro decent player. Even more important round yo decent player Dude decent dude. then his mom explain which part of Cubba they're from. oh you know I've been to Cubba three times.

that's want part of Cuba we came from my grandfather's sugar Plantation yeah with us with the I know we had family in Havana All right Okay well Japan is still the number one country in the world for many numbers of reasons. Okay bro, just say you crank at the hentai every day and move on What you say: Japan is still the number one country in the world for many numbers of reasons. Okay bro, just say you crank at the hentai every day and move on like you don't have to I like that he said for for numbers of reasons. but the reason is one.

Okay, there's only one reason that you say that. and to be fair, I'm right there with you brother. Okay wait, we can tell from a Pfp. no shot.

Let me see you know, chat, know, chat yeah oh my God oh my God this is this. Chatter's oh God Damn it dude. thank God it wasn't worse. You know what? chat th this might be un stupid if CH is I actually have a lot of respect.

um for at least something something that I know of a lot of parts of. uh um Japanese culture and um South Korean culture a lot. Well I have a lot of respect for it man like um well I I think the I think the country is nice right? overall I respect a lot of things that they do and how they live their life. yo yeah I do guess I'm I'm glazing I'm but I I like some of the disciplin part, some of a lot of them live very, uh, minimalistic and whatnot.

Um guys. OverWatch League had a bunch of Korean players. Okay, so I I was everybody around me? Okay? was all Koreans all South Koreans Okay and they were very disciplined. They're very respectful and well good mannered.

Okay, they they work hard. They do though. they they do though. 100% And I Thought that was really refreshing.

It it made me want to do that. It made me want to be them like okay, why uh like like do some of the thing that they do, you know sense.

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18 thoughts on “He’s never beating the record reddit recap”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Wuyi says:

    pepelaugh juicers 1 year MC

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Polysable says:

    PepeLaugh this aged well

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars WhoEverTheFuckIwantToBe says:

    Zesty ass thumbnail

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Woogs says:

    Hasan takes are always terrible omE

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars ILoveMiatas says:

    Mr Editor Cooked with this video

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Veggers says:

    Whole lotta yappin

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars adarkenedsky says:

    LUKA TIM🫵

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Sam A says:

    holy shit he never stops yapping

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dog says:

    Amazing editing!
    My favorite part was the goblin in the corner that wouldn't stop YAPPING

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jako mynott says:

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars sagashi100 says:

    wtf this guy waffling about

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Greenleaf says:

    YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Joey Panozzo says:

    Yo

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars 4alue says:

    this dudes always fuckin rapping

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars CreeperAid says:

    blud was just yappin the whole vid
    reddit recap? modCheck

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Keaton’s infinite playlist says:

    after watching peeps on twitch for 6 years one of my fav things are when chat sees an emote on screen theyll start sending it in chat. its like a little monkey seeing what other people doing and doing it

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jay Gin says:

    Hasan is painfully cringe

  18. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jay Gin says:

    The w community is the definition of “loud=funny”

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