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Okay, you ready? y Okay so we're going to go with the basics first. Okay basically this game I'm going to be given a bomb. Okay and you can't see my screen that's cheating. Let me turn that off then because I have that on.

then I will tell you the the the name of the game we're playing. It's all mini games so you need to kind of like give it, give a good rundown of where where on what page is the game I'm looking for Somebody say say let's say wires or or stripped wires or whatever. you go to the page and then based on the type of BM I have you're going give me instructions Oh okay I See Okay so this is the wire P Gotcha Okay okay this is easy. Yeah, 100% This is so easy.

Okay, why can't I say anything? Okay, um ready. um uh. press it's it's bun game. Press button.

Okay gotcha. So uh, tell me a little something. it's it's a white PR Okay, it's a white button. black Press okay, white.

If the button is white and there is a little lit indicator with the label D AR Hold the button and refer to releasing a hel No, not Dr not Dr not the keep going, keep going. Uh oh, is there more than one battery? Uh yes. Two letters okay, uh and the button says detonate, press yep, then press and immediately release it. No, it doesn't say it says press okay uh if none of the thing, hold the button and refer to releasing okay a white release when the countdown timer has a one in any position, good luck It worked.

Next game. Uh, we're doing wires. go to wires. Yep, the small ones.

Small wires go. Okay, so it's only three wires. I have five I I I have four wires. two yellows, one blue, one white.

Ask me questions. Go if there is, if there is more than one red wire in the no. Okay. Otherwise, if the last wire is yellow, no.

Otherwise, if there is exactly one blue wire yes, then cut the first wire. Good. Next game: Pictograms. It's It's a game of small symbols, small symbols.

It's a game of symbols. The game of symbols. Gotcha gotcha. Uh, let me know what you see.

Okay I have a I I have a stitches I have six and an N so a E together Stitch 6 n a E together I Think with the manual, you need to have all of them in one in, in a in a box. Um, a E. where the okay a E together and then NE and then Stitch and what's the other one? six and an N six and an N six n Yeah, Okay, only one has all four. Press the four buttons in order.

Oh okay, got you. So do the uh. the six. Yeah, the Stitch yes works.

Next, the A and then the N No, there's four. it's six, six a n, then Stitch it's it's six Stitch a E n When okay, and that's the whole game. Yeah, we finish. Let's go.

Jesus Okay, I mean that works all right. Can we get it harder? What the I I mean bro. This game gets insanely harder. Hold up.

Let Do It Um, let's do a speedrunner. Okay, three modules now. hold up. Six modules.

5 minutes. That's that's not even easy. ready. Sure is it.

I Just stay on the same page. No, it's yeah. it's the same page, but it's going to be different games. Okay, when is the light on? Okay.
Wires gotcha. Okay. Four wires, blue, red and white. Ask questions.

Go if there's one. If there's more than one red wire and the last and the last digit of the serial number is odd. Yes. Cut the last red wire last.

Red Yes. Green Good. Uh. next.

pictograms. Pictograms Again, pictograms on it. Okay, okay, um um um. Tornado backwards Question mark Stickman Face backwards e A Greek E Okay, I'll say it again.

Uh uh. Tornado upside down Question mark Stickman Face backwards e Greek Tornado like a Q Hey yeah. I got you do the backwards E Greek yeah. Next do the uh human.

Yeah. Next do the tornado and then the last one. Next game. Next game.

More wires. same thing as earlier. No, no, no more. V again Ready Download Ball Sack trademark tornado mods and really Hourglass Hourglass Ball Sack Trademark Tornado Okay, do Copyright Yeah Ball Sack Y And then what were the other ones? A tornado and an hourglass.

It looks like a big X Fast Big tornado and a big X Like an hourglass. Oh okay. a tornado. And then X Okay.

Next Game Wires again. Wires Again, Fast Wires Fast. We don't have much time. Yeah yeah.

I Have five wires, two whites, two blacks, one blue. If the last wire is black, Yes. And the last digit of the serial number is odd. Yes, not the fourth wire.

Okay. Next Button Games Button Game Button Games gotcha I Have a yellow button detonate in Black If the button is yellow, hold the button and refer to the releasing. Uh okay, uh. what stripe is it? Strip My My strip.

If you start holding the button, a colored stripper will light up on the right side. y yellow A release when the countdown timer is at of five. No, no, it's A. It's A.

It's a yellow button. The det night is in Black Now we have to go really fast time. It's a yellow button. It's a Z in.

Black Yeah I'm holding it and I Have a white strip I Have White Now White Stripper White stripper White Strip Do it at one. 53 months No 53 months, 53 mon. If there's more than a batter, Is there more than one battery? 53 months? Uh. Ands Detonate Yes.

Press it. Immediately. Release it. Okay, Next button, It's a white button.

Abort. It's a white white button. Say aboard on it Same game with the label Car No. Say it again.

It says aborts. It's a blue button white. Hold the hold the button, Hold the button and tell me what stripe you see Red Do it when it's one. You sure? Yeah, you sure isn't the else? Yes Yes yes.

when let's go. We had one strike left you x 39 months of your just kidding. Love you, chat you spam, The way it works. Okay when we get a strike will him? We have three strikes.

Bing bing bong. M Every strike makes a timer go faster. Yeah but timer was going. was going.

Oh okay so there's like diminishing returns on your fails. Yep okay I like this the this one. Yeah, it's good. Yeah ready yeah.
Go again. harder. minut starts now I'm going to go start with um a button Again button again. Give me give me something red.

Red Abort and abort is in white. Red Button abort White Red If the button is red and the button says hold now if then okay, hold it down Blue What do you see Blue? Uh, do it when it's when it's four When okay I Want you to go to a A uh um, it's It's a cartisian. It's like a A A Graphs. It's like a graph and has coordinates.

It's a coordinate graph. What it's it's coordinates. It's coordinates. It's coordinates.

It's like it's like a grid full of dots. It's a grid full of dots. It's a mini game. It's a mini game.

It's It's a grid full of dots and I have I have two circles and and a triangle. Got it. Okay, okay, so okay. Are you ready? Yep, you're going to have to match the game to find what board you're working with.

Okay, I have I have a board. That's that that has a uh, a node at Um 4 1 and 54 on my X on my XY coordinates 41 54 are my nodes. Find the Min that that corresponds 41. Yes, 41 54 Hi Smiled X4 y1 X5 y4 Find the board that matches that.

What the there? One of them. Find the map that has a node X4 y1 X5 y4 All right. Find. Find a find.

Find a board. A map that has a node on column four, Column five, Column four. Okay, you have one. yeah, at what height are they in order? Are you stupid or some I don't know what the that means.

Find the maze with the matching circular. The Ma listen to me line boards like it's like a okay find a map that that column four Column 5 Two nodes. one is one is on height of one, one's on height of four. Oh gotcha.

Yes Yes! Okay now I start at X5 Y3 and I'm going to X3 Y 2. How do I get there up three times? Nope. Okay. go right once.

Three down, two left. Oh, it was the wrong one my bad and reset. I'm starting at 42 I'm going to 53 I I didn't know I'm starting at 4 2 I'm going to 53 4, 2, 53 gotcha I Think up one. Yep.

go right One exploded D I Don't know what the you're saying I Think you're bro. It's like you learn that screen. go to the screen for a second. You're saying X and Y Chords right? Yes, Why are you giving me X and Y chords? Bro, we're on a flat plane.

You can hit me with column one, column two, or rows. Dude, you're giving me X and y's I Don't know what the going on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, no, that's it. I've had enough.

Nope, Nope, Nope. Nope. I Refuse to believe you just said that. No, no, no, no, no, no no no.

I refuse to believe You just said that the entire planet agrees that a grid like that coordinates are the most efficient way to communicated and you just said use column and row. dude. Dude, it's just number number, number. Let me look your point of view.
Let me look at your point of view real quick. is blowing my mind. Hold on I Don't want to leak though. Okay, listen, no no, no, listen, Listen.

Stay there. Stay there. Stay there. stay there.

Yeah yeah yeah well you you did leak but whatever. okay oh whatever. Okay okay put okay. go to the first map, put your cursor on one one.

did I do it? no nah nah nah nope not. I I refuse I refuse to believe I refuse to believe this is this is real life Yeah you saying this is one one? Okay if you're going to use oh my God I see what you're saying like this is X1 X2 X3 X4 X4 X5 y1 Y2 oh no six no it's 1, 2, 4, 5, 6 dude you know what I was thinking it was me I was thinking like four quadrants right and I was oh my God this was X1 that would be way that would be way to hard to communicate though that that would be likeus 2 that would be that would be intending to communicate on the every single thing that you said. I tried using it in like a different way and nothing made. That's fair enough.

That's fair enough. That's fair enough. it's my fault. I I should have said it working with only the upper the Upp right quadrant.

so you said 4X Earli I said it working. it's it's a graph. It's not not. it's a graph is much easier to Comm it's a ready to go yeah I'm I'm not dumb I know you're not all right.

Okay, same game ready. Yep Oh the same maze I I have nodes at 4363, four three and 63 got it? Okay, I am currently at 25 x and yord and I'm going to 53. How do I get there and you're going to 5 I'm at 25 I'm going to 53. Go go down One Go left.

Yeah. Three down. Yep. Three Right.

Yep. Three up. I'm I'm going to one right. Yep.

One down. Got it. Next game. Okay.

Pictograms, pictograms. Good job. Yep. I'm here.

Pctrs All right. All Tornado Back Uh upwards y trademark A three but it's depressed. Tornado Upside Down Y trademark depress Three Upside Down Y Okay gotcha. Okay, okay so do trademark.

Yep. Tornado. Yep. Zad Three Upside down y Okay now okay.

this is going to be a really hard game cuz you haven't done it yet. Okay, we're working with a new game. It's it's it's it. looks like a Game Boy it's a Game Boy has it has one one digits, has it has one screen and four numbers at the bottom.

Got it? Yeah, okay now it's It is a bit like Aign says: okay okay hold up oh my God. Hold up I Need no bad that ready I'm I'm no bad I'm I'm allow I'm I'm allow no B I allow no B Okay my my screen says one and I got 1, 3, 2 4. Okay, if the display is one, then press the button in the second position. Okay I now have two, four and then press press the button in the same position as you pressed last time.

one again. Press the button with the same level. you press in Sage two the same one. Don't tell me.

Don't tell me that. Please don't tell me that. Say it again. Fast.
Same Press the button with the same label you pressed in stage two. One, Press the button in the same position as you press in stage one. two. Press the button with the same level you press in stage two.

Okay. Wires Wires Last game: Wires go. Yep, How many four wires two blue to Reds four wires if there. if there is more than one red and the last digit and is it an odd serial number, No, Even he.

Otherwise the last wire is yellow. No. Otherwise, if if it is exactly one blue wire, no. Otherwise, if there's more than one yellow, no.

Otherwise, cut the second wire When go. That's how you do it. It's not cheating this game. This game's actually kind of sick.

Bro Wait till we get Morse Code you Buster I Don't even want to look at it yet. There was so much down there. All right, we go again. Okay, uh.

now we're jumping to stage three now. Um, this one. Say something's different Simon says it's it's a It's a. It's a diamond.

It's a diamond that has four diamonds in it. Got it? Got it. Got it? Okay, it's flashing green. Um, is there any you have any strikes? No strikes yet? If the does the serial number contain a vow? Yes Green Flash No Strikes Yellow, Green, Yellow, Green, Yellow You just said to me how many strikes No strikes Bro strikes is when you fail.

Green, Yellow, Green Green Yellow. Oh, hold up It says Green Yellow using the correct table Follow By another repeat the sequence. Oh okay. Okay, so you're doing Yellow Green.

What? No, it's doing Green Yellow Okay, so hit Yellow Green Huh? Dude. Yellow I Did it I Did it okay. Green, Yellow, Blue, Yellow Green Red Yellow Green Red is what you said Yeah, Green, Yellow Blue Blue Yellow Green Red Red Win Okay, it's a new game I've never done that before. We got that.

I Have a weird ass. Okay, okay. this one is very difficult. Okay, it's it's it's it's it's it's a wire game.

but I have numbers on each side and it's only. It's only. it's only six inserts so there's only like six. Like little blocks.

Like little little yeah yeah. Wires right? No. Oh okay. Oh yeah, yeah.

I See it. Okay, got it. So one, one and A are vacant. Two to B is black.

Three to C is red. That's it. Say that one more time. one to a is vacant.

Two to B is black. Three to C is red or orange. Whatever you call that one an air vacant. two two is linked to B Black three is linked to C red.

What do I do one. A is what color one and A is vacant. It's nothing. Yeah.

And then two to B is what black and then red. What? How much time? Bro Uh. third black currence. huh? out if connected to B black wire current.

What the even is the answer. What is the answer? It's in a module. Do Not switch next panel to your ass. you have cut the Am I doing.

We don't have much time, We don't have much time. Bro one one and A is Zant. two to two to B is Black. 3 to C is red First red occurrence C My first red occurrence is on 3 to C Your first red occurrence is three to C uh.
cut cut if connected to C your first red occurrence got it is anything else I have to do uh second red occurrence nothing third red occurrence a fourth red occurrence A or C fifth red occurrence B sixth red occurrence A or C seventh red occurrence A B or C a red occurrence A or B ntho bro. What? What are you saying bro I'm reading the whole piece of paper. dude I don't know what to do. Okay, 6 to eight red, 5 to C blue, Six to a red, Five to C blue.

nothing else. Six six black Occurrence: B to C no stop with the Cers I didn't say man I said 6 to eight Red 5 to C blue. That's it. Blue and red.

there's no black. fourth black Oh I I can't I can't do this I don't know what to do I Literally don't within the module. Do not switch the next panel unless you're able to cut all. Oh I'm tell need to cut wires cut uh the black one I I told you blue, red, no black, no white and you keep going to Black we don't have that.

Okay Second blue Occurrent a C We we died a long time ago I Do it again. Ready Ready Ready Yeah Okay I got two blue wires one red. Okay, okay my have three wires. only three wires.

one to C two to a three to C So C has two two inserts. Say it one more time. Okay I have two Blues one red y one to C two to a 3 to C okay. Blue wire two blue wires.

Yeah okay so they cross over first blue. uh cut the uh second one second one the 2 a one. Okay, done anything else 3 C anything else No win. Next panel same thing.

same thing. three wires ready Ready ready Yep I got black red blue Okay, four to B 5 to B 6 to8 black cut the black Hey Xqc Happy birth day what else and then say the other on 6 a 4 B oh 6 a red 4B blue 6 a red 4 or B blue cut 6 a uh we died. um strike. um I have four B blue now four B blue blue wire Four B cut a the one connecting a 4 cut C Wey much.

just let's do it again. Okay, sorry it's fine I don't give a we're dying. This is actually so hard I didn't know it was going to be this hard. You want to reverse positions those reverse positions.

Yeah this. yeah this one. this one. play the game.

Give me give me the code. okay do I just am I going to leak? Ah oh I no I can just close it off. Hold up. Do I just get the game.

Is it like a game on? Steam Uh yeah. okay. okay. we're going to have to do the first bomb for me should we go? Okay, all right.

all right. don't look, don't cheat right? Let me just see what it look like. First, click the bomb chat I Just want to see what. Okay wa wait, let me just how it looks.

Oh, check and see it very clearly. Really fine. I'll do this so you can't see. All right, let's try this.

Okay, ready. Uh, give me what you got. Wires. Five of them.

No, just kidding. Six. Okay, um, is it yellow wires or not? Yep, there's two of them. um Um is anyone is any red? No cut last? got it.
Button: Yep. Color: Red button says press uh wait uh no. Um I'm a batteries uh two. uh what? What do bun say? Press press Yeah okay um uh.

Is there a lit indicator if you spin the bomb around? Is there is? Is there a light that be anywhere? A light? Frq Frq Yeah uh okay. Hold it. Hold it. What color has a white strip? One? okay one.

Okay on on the the countdown when there's one in any position. Release done good. Okay, uh. picture stuff.

Yeah goad give me symbol. Give me symbols like a face with a tongue sticking out y a star, y completely blackened in a Satan's hor No no no. um a u with an I in the middle and then like a three necklace. Okay yeah you you smiley three star.

Got it. Easy. Let's go easy. Okay, go next.

Yeah. go next. I I Forgot how how finicky the buttons are I just forgot. All right here we go.

Oh no no no. Can I move the PDF to the side Chat: can I do that? Wow. All right. Okay ready.

Hold No No. Hold up. Hold up. How do I move it? How do I move it? Three dots.

We have a bomb by the way in my hand. Lava: uh no no. I just solved that. First try.

No. I didn't reset reset reset for for for for it for it Windows plus arrow oh my God it's all leak now. my whole thing is leak now. What is this? Bro ah you just leaking over there? Yeah I leak my entire life? Yeah, All right that works.

ready. Yep, tell me one okay uh s. Let's get it. Oh no I can't I can't I can't I can't see the whole thing now I Can we're all good? All right.

Dark Room bomb in front of me picking it up I see symbols off the Rippy symbols. Let's go for that. First go uh wait no no no no no Go Go Go backwards Greek E Yeah and Omen sticks Stitch Six Six six. is that what we done backwards? e Greek thing yeah Go Go go OHS Six Stitch Okay 6 E Stitch Oh got it.

Go next. Uh, we're going to button. it's a white button. yeah it's it says abort.

um uh um is there a indicator on the bomb? no yes B o never mind. um uh uh. how many batteries two um hold yellow five in positions? Got it next? Uh, it's the like main number thing with the four number. It's a memory game I think yeah okay, it has a two.

Wait I know I'm going okay okay uh uh uh. press button in second. tell me what it is. a three I can I can remember all this good? Okay, the first one was Okay, Next no, it's three.

um first position, first or third as it. First position. All right. and now it's a one label four.

it wasn't Now it's a two. Same same uh position as as stage one. same position. So so position two.

Got it. It's a four. Oh wait. it resets.

Oh wait, it resets so that so that let's just go off of that. Then we went for the second position. now. same P same p as one three.

um third position four. same p as PQ two label as PQ oh my God It scared the out of me. We died. Do it again.
That scared me I didn't know it was going to jump scare me. Man that was good though. Do it again. We go again.

Yeah I Thought I Heard you say three instead of one I'm so dumb. All right here we go. Yeah, game. Let's go for the same memory.

One sure good. three third P four same p as one, three third P three same p as two, three, same label as what you just did it. Symbols go. okay.

it's like a nipple facing the right side. a pyramid, an H with a little thing at the bottom right and like an N thing. So a nipple, a pyramid, an H and N a nipple, a pyramid and H and N. Like a weird end though.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay. A nipple, yes what does that even look like? Bro like a right side nipple. So it looks like a like a upside down sea with a dot in it. Pretty much okay.

okay okay. what is okay. um a NH H nipple. Okay wires there.

There's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Six of them. Yeah. go ahead. Uh, yellow or not.

Yeah, there's three of them. Um is any Reds yeah is is there's R Yeah. Course got for got for we did it. Let's go.

Okay okay. go next. Okay next. I went hard I went M I mess that round you Kidding me? That was pretty good.

Yeah. I'm I'm going to keep it a book I'm going give itook I'm am I am I Bad No no. the pictograms. We could get much better at it.

You got I'm a V I'm a very visual person you get to Really just okay. I'm going to tell you literal next time. Straight literal or the ones that you've said before like like like back E like like a try TB hourglass musical like that and I'll I'll pick up I'll pick up. pick I goad go next.

Okay, we're going with symbols off the bat as soon as it go. Okay, symbols. uh, like a really dumb three, a H with an I in the middle, ball sack and an upside down y yeah, it's head in so dumb three. the X with the I in the middle ball sack upside down Y ball sack back X3 Back to Y Okay Button: Blue button or actually I'm going to go for symbol since you're there.

Yeah, let me do uh. the X with the I Yeah, there's a B Yeah, there's like some M like a backwards p and uh. like a uh. a guy with a triangle head.

Okay, say one time guy with a triangle head, x with an I in the middle, a B and a backwards p. Okay, okay. backwards. P TB Space shift and X got it.

Four wires. Yeah good. um uh uh. Red: yeah.

How many three last digit Z Number: Is it odd or notus? 36 I Guess Xqcl No um. last wire or what color red How many blue wires? None. How many more? How many yellow one cut Second: got it. Red button says press wait wait wait okay How many batteries two I hold it white one and a position got it.

Blue: Press it's a button. yeah. BL Pressing hold white one Wires go five Any blacks two of them last yellow How many Reds none Cut first. Easy Holy.
we're kind of smoking. That's six modules on it. No strikes now. Switch page so we get to the harder ones.

Okay, which one do you want me to go? I Can go fair game. Pick up the pace two just get the the highest page you can get. but get like number one or number two. Whatever.

Okay, get ready. Simon says it blinked blue. um um um um it uh um. red.

blue, green, but uh. blue green. Yep, it's blinks blue. then it blinks.

Green Oh there's a serial number. Has a vowel or not. Oh, we could have died right there because of me. Yes, Yes, Yes, yes, okay, um.

blue. Is this blue green? right? Yeah, it's blue. then green. um more flash P another repeated sequence in order color mapping.

Then then blue. green. Okay, wa. then then you.

Then you. Then you do. Then you do red. Yellow Got it.

Blue. Green. green. So red, yellow, yellow.

Yes. Go. Yeah. Okay, okay.

I got it. Uh for wires Caitlyn Jenna had one woman of the year even though she hadn't been a woman for an entire year. Nails Why shut up Bie dog. uh uh.

um. is there more red? How many? Reds How many? Reds One red. um last is this last yellow last black. How many? Blues zero How many yellows? One cut second.

okay, weird one. I've never seen before has just it. has just letters with arrows above it and Below it's something. Snooze it.

snooze it. Okay, go to this. Uh, it says letters up, arrow down, arrow. bro.

you said what? There's like letters and it's going to let you change the letters. There's like an arrow above it and an arrow below it. I Don't know what? There's just letters, five letters, up, arrow and down arrows above each letter and below it above each letter above each letter. What What does it say? How do I turn the light back on? In here it says: I ENT PC Giveaway Yes, that's right.

The PC Giveaway type exclamation mark: PC To enter the PC Giveaway Pogu Real Uh Oh my God it says what I W CFW I Don't get it. It's like a It's like a a five digigit like password I See it. I See it. I See it.

What? Say not Digit I w CF W The Buns above and below each letter will cycle through the possibility of that position. Okay, okay first. Okay F First scroll, Go through it fast. Go through it.

I Y C E R A I second second Q C W V G T N D Third is: C V Y A G What The okay. Go again First first again. Say it again. First is I Y C E R A I I I W V G T N D Is there is there E on first or not? Yep.

turn I C V Y A G Say it again. Z I C B Y A G for for for for F H B T I 550 W D X B S N Again Again again Type again Type again W D X Type again Type Oh my God type again. The is he saying type again with the scolls P B G I P Was it type A G A I N you type it with the Scrolls you you type it, you type it. So sorry.

All right. All right the four four wires. Oh wait no no. but this is a weird wire one.
it has like the the the it's a weird. it's a different wire one. Oh they're like strip the J Yes Yes Okay okay that one's very hard. Just just give me feed.

feed them to me. Okay the so at the top the lights for the circles. the last two dots are lit. Okay, Nope.

nope you mother sucker. Okay the first why you're going to tell anything about it from end to finish. What does it have? Is it Led on or not? A start or not? go the first one off. second one off with nothing yo.

Your mic is glitching. Brass it again. F First and second are there's nothing. but in the third there's a spiral one.

Okay, and there's a star. It goes into a star. The fourth one no light. but it also goes into a star.

It's completely white. Oh star the fifth one there is a light. It's red but there's no star. F Light red The sixth one there's a light.

Sixth one. Fire roll, no star I Got it. What is it? Okay First, say one one more time. What does it say? The First, one nothing.

Second one, nothing. Third one. No light. But it has a star.

It's a spiral. indic. no light. but star has a symbol.

Yes, it does. So so in this. In this in this in this bing bang. Okay, no light.

right? Yep, so no light. Okay, what else? Uh, is it blue? No, it's red. It's red with spiral like a candy cane. So it's in between this and it's it's a cclass.

Cut the wire cut. Cut it. Cut it next. Hey uh.

the fourth is a white wire. Going to a star star. Is it Led on or not. No, Cut it.

Uh, the light is on. Not going to a star. Red to a star. Not not going to a Not going.

Not going to a star. Cut the wall. cut the wall if the bomb has two. if he has two batteries.

Got it The got it. We died. Okay and it's I'm I'm going to I'm with you I Had to learn the advaned wires very quickly. that was.

but I think we have. but I think is not easy to learn that was in my brain was in overdrive. I learned it on the Fly That wasn't easy. Do it again.

Yeah, that was hard. There was a lot more puzzles on there, by the way. Okay, we're going. We're starting off with the same one.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Go. okay. First one.

No Light No symbol. It's red, white, no symbol red. That's it. It's just red.

right? It? Yep. 50 months? No. SYM J girl. Thanks! Second one: What Candy Cane: No Light Star Candy cane of what though Love you chat.

It's just like a it's white and red. There's no light. There's a star. Okay, okay, no no light.

It has a St right? That's just cut it. Third one: there's a light. It's red. There's a star.

Light red star. That would mean that's gross dotted gross. It's Star right. Yep.

gross dotted dotted star B that's that's a. um, the bum As two batteries, you cut it. One battery. So I don't cut it.

okay. Next, uh. four, no light, all white, no star. so no color, no color.
no No Light No Star no color No Light No star no color No Light No star. So what does it have then? So what does that have? Then it's just white. It's just a white one. There's nothing it has.

No Light No Star: It's just a white one. Oh outside, outside, cut it. next one, it's uh. blue with white stripes or white with blue stripes.

Whatever the light is on and the symbol is on light and symbol light and symbol light and symbol light. It's blue and white I think it's a s um last digit seral number. wait no I cheated I I I I Got to close the chat I something in chat them you say again, it's what color it's spiral. It's white and blue spiral, white and blue, white and blue Starlight white and blue and serial number Zero star, white and blue star.

that's D. Hold up. That's d Uh don't cut it Okay then last one. Light no star.

It's the same chord. same blue and white. So blue light star no star. Oh blue, no star.

But there's a light, gross, gross and full. gross and full gross and full. Hey that's that's P that's oh uh on on your bomb. Is there parallel ports? You know back in the days old Prin there is there is cut it Okay and it.

We didn't solve it. So the third and the and the fifth one are not cut. Which one do we cut? what? Uh, give me. give me a second, Give me a second.

Give me a second. Then what missing? What are we missing? Then what are we missing? Then what? So for the third one, it's a red cord. The light is on and there's a star. Wait, that's not possible.

It is. Did did we do all five wires or not? there's six wires. Did we do all? Did we? did. We do all six.

No, there's there's two of them that aren't The the fifth one is has a light, a star and it's the blue and and white blue star and light. Yes. Blue star I Don't think we cut those. so I cut the other one.

blue star cut the other one. We failed. Okay, we got it. Um, so we're going to go to the the 1 a the 2B the 3 C1 gotcha.

So it's going to go black wire one C right. Then from 2C it's a red wire. All I Didn't ask you mother sucker gotcha how much time we got left 3 minutes. Let's hit it.

Okay, what do we got? One is going to see it's black, two is going to see it's red. That's it. One is going to see two is going to C right? Yep, One C is black, two C is red. Oh okay, so you're going to give me the order of the let's say the wires are one on top of the other right.

The one that's on top is a first wire. That's all That's all I need to know. Okay, okay the first wire is the one C one and it's black to see right? Um, cut second one is what the second one is the red. Two C can the C yeah.

two to see It's red see red. Is it what color red red? two to C cut next game Uh oh my God there's four of these Okay First wire four to C No No I don't want new number in new color black black to C Um cut by black to B fifth. Don't cut next six uh red to C Six red to C don't cut next game It was wrong. So five to be reset the whole game.
Oh my. Okay, so I was right. um that red was our third red. right was that second red? It was our third.

So I had it right. Oh I was I was want about the black one I got next than that game is hard we never figure it out. I I got it. Now it's pretty.

It's PR Simple Yeah, let's get it. If you had that game, start in first please. Yeah I Feel like we're actually getting this. Simon says uh yellow, yellow flash uh do we have a vowel or not in a S number xqc yes um click green okay um it was uh.

double green so it was yellow, yellow, yellow, red, green, green blue. okay uh, we're going to the one that we just did before. okay. one that we were up.

Yeah yeah okay. the first one is red. going to a settle down. settle down.

it's going to a right. Yeah, don't cut next. Okay, the second chord is two going to C blue. Um, don't cut next.

they got the Special Forces working on the bombs blowing up my D brother. uh name. it's the third one blue going to B don't cut next. wait wait yeah Oh good.

Good job Fourth one hello I am Can I have jungle? Welcome to me? Wait I Get this you, it's the fourth one. Black going A Don't say fourth I Don't give a about that. Okay. Black on a black Black to cut.

Okay, uh. the we're skipping the fifth one the next. Blue to C Blue See Um, that would be our third blue. Don't cut Next: A Blue to C Fourth Fourth Blue Don't cut next.

Red to B Cut Next: Black to be Don't cut Next Red to a cut Next: That's everything. Symbols: Tornado Dumb: Three X with an I star with nothing in it Tornado Dumb: Three X with an I star with nothing in it Wait wa wait one last time. Fin Final: Tornado Dumb Three X with an eye in the middle. Empty Star: Uh okay.

okay. okay. um uh. then um s them.

Tornado Dump three X with the I in the Middle star. Oh uh. Tornado Hourglass: Three Star: Okay, we're going to wires. Three wires.

Go ahead. Um, any. Reds Yep. two of them Last wire.

What color Red? Any Blues: Nope. Cut last. Okay, now we're on to the one that we did before the the the other wires. Okay yeah.

Blue Candy Cane First Light on, no symbol. Okay, Gross. Gross. Don't cut Next: Okay, no light.

It's all white. There's a star. all white. No, no lead, no color Start: Yep.

Cut next. Okay, no light blue Candy Cane no star. Blue: If the last digit is even, you cut it of the C number S number. gotcha.

Next one no light red with blue, no symbol. uh a flat dotted, flat dotted s Same thing as the one before. So okay. Next there's a light blue candy cane star blue.

Gross. gross is star. Yeah there's a star. Is it red on it? No there's no red on it.

Gross, gross, gross, gross. Do gross gross do. Same as but wait S as before. wait wait blue.
Too late I Already cut it last one. no light, all red symbol BR Then then just get it. Then what the? We had to just cut them all. Okay here we go.

Uh so it's the plot thing with the with the x's and the Y's okay. Yep, the two dots are X 1, 2, 3, 4 five. So X X5 yeah oh no sorry sorry y X1 y5 X yeah. Next what about one an X6 y4 yeah where you where you at you St I'm AT3 you start at White do yeah I'm X3 I'm trying to get to X1 Y what y What's your Y if your white though? what's your Y y1 y1 at X3 and and where you going? Where you going X1 Y3 Up left, left up done Okay on to this blue button says hold uh just just hold if I get there it's red one hey we're spelling.

it's like the again one. start sending it okay the first one E J T C w b second one Z D M H N g third one Z U D Q O E z fourth one J E Y S p Say it again I I first first again E J T C w b second G Z D M H N g all first again first again first again E J T C W B e second second g Z d M H n g it's over how much how much left? Tell me anything. 15 seconds Chad Just say these these: These Nuts T H E S e We did it. We did it by 025 of a second I Can't believe you.

We had to relearn coordinates again. I Can't no I am sorry I know I know I know I know I know. All right I know. All right.

Whatever. Sorry. All right. that's what was fine.

All right. All right. GG's do one more. do one more.

All right. Which one do a what do Let let me take your BMS um what's new one for error or pick up the pace. Five modules 2 and a half minutes Jesus Christ Send it. We can do that.

All right. All right. Don't cheat. get ready I'm not shooting I Closed it already.

Let's get it. Let's get it fast. Come on Symol I know it's it's not started yet Yeah symbols backwards p x with an eye in the middle face Aliens ship P backwards p x with an I uh face with a tongue Alien Ship okay backwards p Uh wait what was uh smiley face X the eye in the middle alien Alien X Smile Okay, we're doing the coordinates. Go Okay it is.

X4 Y3 is a circle X6 Y3 is a circle I'm located at X3 Say that one more time. What? Okay X4 Y3 Okay and then X6 Y3 Yeah I see it Where where we at? I'm located at X3 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 y5 Yeah Where we going I'm trying to get to X5 y1 x x X5 Hold on. it's very far. very far ready Yep Down Down Down Left Up Up Left Down all the way to the bottom.

Right Right Right Up Up Up right d Down Done Blue Button Abort That's going to be a Um from my memory I Think I Think it's a hold but give me a second it's we have to hurry. Really Hold hold Blue Four Red Press it's a button. Hold it. White One: There's more here.

Go Oh SS Um, it's A It's a man's head, a triang, a pyramid, an H and an N A A head pyramid and nature. No yes, let you go. That's got mode that's absolutely insane. Um, chat back from this Visionary level.
Gameplay style: Hold up let me see if I want see Okay I Want to see if we could do the uh uh uh uh um do we have a next a next section? Go to next. Okay, we don't get any more stuff yet. We got no room for air. Five minutes.

One strike though. but that's whatever. Fair game. Five minutes.

Yeah, these are all five minute once whatever dud for this three minutes and whatever. Yeah, whatever. All right. I mean we beat the game right? We literally beat beat the game.

We beat the game. So we beat the game. So that's how you beat the game. Uh I I I I Just got a a letter um trying.

they're hiring for the Um the anti- Bomb Squad Bagman.

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8 thoughts on “Keep talking and nobody explodes ft. jesse”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars First name Last name says:

    I love how you can easily tell who is American in this comment section

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars NWGJulian says:

    type AGAIN! AGAIN! „what??“ type AGAIN!! 😂😂😂😂

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars KOmyself says:

    the voices are coming inside of jim

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars N. Johnson says:

    jfc xQc is genuine cancer. Pretty sure I lost my last remaining brain cells watching him

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars VexAU says:

    Xy is the right way

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Martin Chokanov says:

    Poor social skills be like

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Some Guy says:

    X is so dumb with the coordinates lmao

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Sivert Myhrvold says:

    Imagine if xqz had the manual 💀

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