My name is Walter Harw White I Live at 308 Negro Roy O Alquerque New Mex7 104 guys This game contains flashing lights and Weirdos a lot of them. Be careful save outer space I Died I mean I Died yeah I Died ex I Have perished Chy is it hard on? hard or not? Check check hello Can you read me Buck Thunder Buck Buck Oh it's me Phil Your divorce Attorney Welcome to Buck Thunder 2 Zenos Slaughter Another Buck Thunder Game Your ex-wife is back in more evil than ever. She's sending a bunch of her news blood sucking boyfriends out so go shoot them. Just kill them all Buck That's that's the game.

It's me. Phil You're divorce lawyer again. You remember how to move and jump and everything right? there's on the screen that tells you how to do all that stuff. I mean come on Buck All right Buck you're going to have to use the print oh I'm sorry Buck I forgot there's no double jump just Crouch we got to try crouching Buck scheduling and scoping a Crouch prioritized over's doing lot of swearing that's not good for who are these people above us? Stay sh your ex new alien boyfriends there they are.

That's what I'm talking about Buck Kill those. You're the man I Love you Buck you're so only B I know is called Duke Buck So excited and lit up to be oh my God The Door. You're genius. You are my favor C It's me.

By the way. Your divorce attorney Don't forget I'm Phil Your divorce attorney. Let's go. let's get moving.

Let's defeat your next stop. saying it is that armor here. Your divorce returning. Let me fill you in on what's going on.

An alien spaceship landed in your ex-wife's backyard. She fell in love with a leader and it turns out they're all a hive mind so she's all of them. What are the odds? I know that's probably what you're thinking, but just get out there and kill them. Buck it's all do over out you stop saying my name though or not I get it unb like please.

it's too easy. CH What's up? Hey open up You going to hide in there. Mom and dad just left yo yo yo yo yo she under do that. Are you going to answer me or what? I'm coming in.

You better not be doing anything weird in there like what? Why didn't you say goodbye to Mom and Dad before they left for their trip? You know they were pissed right? Whatever. We got the place to ourselves now. oh my God don't give that look nerk. would Are you mad that I'm throwing this party tonight guys.

it's it's like a child or some. Oh, it's fine. Mom and dad are gone for a whole week. We can do whatever we want here.

Come on, try some okay if F enough You know it's good for your depression, right? Okay, we're totally going to rage tonight I Cannot wait. Whoo whoa whoa It's kicking in uh what is wrong with your face? uh uh. Finally there you are I felt like I was losing my mind. so do you want any? Or Nah fine more for me then no drugs I'm going to go get ready for the party.

This stuff's going to last me all week. It is powerful I that Okay, that's just a Noral. Mom told me I was in charge. she did it in secret so it wouldn't hurt your feelings and dad said that he flat out doesn't love you.

It was actually pretty messed up by the way. Mom left you a note on the fridge. go read it then come meet me outside I need your help grabbing party from the store the store hey would have been nice if you had come say goodbye to your father before left know very much you can't keep supporting if you just goinging video games school back yeah I get that I don't give a though, you come in or what. oh is that a Yus so I guess ho you look handsome to Dame Go get down and stay quiet x Qco 36 months I my flipflop.

you understand what they're saying oh look it's Mr py he's got that um what's it called? uh, dementia? What's going on out here Martha is that you? oh my? God oh my God what did they just do to Mr Py we're sucking and dry. What the is going on? Oh is he okay. A big fat boot I know my how did did that thing just spit all over Finally oh my. God finally I'm free Thank God What a nightmare.

Listen, can you pull the inhibitor chip out of me? It's the metal thing stuck in me. Just pull it out. What the is that? Oh that feels so much better. Thank you.

Yeah, sorry about the spit I I I Needed to get you infected with the translator microbes. That's sort of how it works I guess you guys don't have those here yet? Listen, my name's Kenny I'm a Gatlan. uh we we got to kind of. We got to move.

What is it? Is it? What's happening I Get maybe we should go back to the house. Ignore her. It's very important that you listen to everything I Say okay. it is your lucky day right now.

We can survive this together. If you just listen to me, these three guys are going to turn your whole species into drugs. Can you handle a gun? Because you know I'm kind of a gun and if you don't use me to kill those yeah there we go. you go ahead.

I'm going to stay hi then may try. All right First kill I Am so glad you picked me up but let's keep going. Not bad Alien, not bad at all. Let's head to that base.

Well here you go. It's the G3 war base. Look, clean house and work out of here. Now the fun can start.

Nice You You know you had to kill them right? It was either them or you and oh they're tougher you idiots Like do you're a real trap So so tanky bro. Hold up man, this thing is way too hardcore. Hello guys, it's way too hardcore. There you go.

Yeah, no. the warp drug. We'll use this to warp the hell off this war drug. Where's it at? No offense I don't mean to upset you, but yes, your planet is doomed right now.

Okay, listen, don't worry about the beeping. The beeping is fine. it's just it's going to blow up soon. We just need to plug this thing into power.

Do you have something back at your house that you know used to move CS around here? Take us there. We got to move. We got to move Mo Bring me up. CL your you can aim better.

What the perfect perfect Now just look down the sight fire. You're doing great by the way. Go where. Oh on go away.

Oh thank God you're still alive I Just killed an alien look I got B blood in my mouth is going to die. You got anything in here that emits I don't know microwaves I know it's a lot to ask. What like a microwave? Oh wow I can understand your gun now. Transmitter microbes are contagious but can please just move past all this.

So oh thank god it works. It's just hello aliens of Earth my name leader of the G3 Cartel. Don't resist. Any attempts to fight us will be futile.

You are now officially the property of the G3 Cartel. All right, it's go time. Let's get out of here. Cartel.

Get out of here. Also, this is L ccle up. Where are we going to find somebody who can help you? Ever been to to the big city because you're about to except that it's a space City It's a huge Space City and you're going to be out of your element and you better just follow my lead. What? What just happened? Looks like we made it welcome to Blim City.

Did you just warp our entire house to another planet? Yeah. keep up. We'll be safe here now. Take me outside.

Whoa. Whoa. You're just going to leave me here in in space. Are we? Are we in space? Yeah.

Sorry. I Know you're a bit shaken up, but you'll be fine. It's better than getting enslaved by the G3 Trust me. I Guess that's true.

How the hell are we going to get back to Earth Uh, we can't That was a one-way trip. We don't have the coordinates to your planet then. what about our parents? Why would you want? Why would you want to come back anyway? Look, we left because we're trying to save them that. That's why we need Jean So so can we please go find him.

You're going out there into space. Yeah, welcome to space. So this is Blimp. City Not not bad, huh? I Don't know how we're going to find Jean though.

let's just ask around. there's all kinds of aliens out here. Let's just let's just ask he. he is famous Jean Hey, we're looking for Jean Zerui and the Bounty Hunter Any idea where he might be who? no, no, Do you know how many freaking people live here and you expect me to know this? This guy? No, oh of course not.

Okay, not everyone's going to be helpful. Would you chill out? They don't need to die? Hey, uh, we're looking for Jeene Ruian I'm not sure maybe you could help. Oh I wish I knew where he was. He owes me like 300 pesos.

Huh? It doesn't sound like Jean Zerian to me. Excuse me. Do you have any idea where Jean Zerian is What? that's my name I'm Jean Zerian. but why would you? Oh wait, you're probably thinking of the famous bounty hunter with the same name as me.

sorry I'm just some loser accountant. Oh man, oh that's not good. Okay K How about this guy? Excuse me? Just the Bounty Hunter Jean Zian live around here. The Bounty Hunter Jeans Zian uh you must be confused.

Please go. What did you mean by that? No, come on, would you stop with sorry shot in the dark here. but are you familiar with the jeans of Ruthan? H Oh yeah, he's he's homeless. He's sleeping on a bench right nearby I Just walked past him earlier.

I'm really glad I could be so helpful. What? Really? Okay, well thank you so much. He's homeless. Why can move all right, you know? I wouldn't be surprised if he's just taking a quick outdoor nap in between big bounty hunting gigs.

you know? surely? So I guess Jean's sleeping on a bench near here up top. Oh that was a side stairs. yeah. good thing you like running so much, Huh? where you can't open those? You know what? I bet the guy in the V je it just doesn't really make sense to me.

I'm I'm you know I was thinking you'd have like a big bounty hunting office. You know we could visit and you know a bunch of cool Bounty related things in there. maybe a receptionist I Don't think I See a bench CH I Don't see a bench. Uh hello Xqc.

Get away. Don't take my oh my God it can't be. What do you want? You're not the famous Bary Jean Z Ruthian, are you who's asking? you're? you're really? Jean yeah I'm really Jean that's me like on the ads. disappointed.

Guess how? I feel Okay, well whoopsies. H We were going to ask for your help fighting the G3 Cartel but kid do I look like I can help anyone I Just got evicted I don't even have a goddamn home. Can can you point us in the direction of, you know? Bounty Hunter friend that's still working, you know, still has their legs. Ho ho ho ho.

Look at that nice house house. God damn where'd that come from? That's a great house. You see that house? huh? Oh yeah I do yeah, that's this hariry aliens house. the one holding me God damn can't stop looking at that beautiful house.

Okay the gears are turning. Maybe I can help you? you can, but you just said yeah yeah I said I'd help you fight the who who' you say the the G3 Cartel? Oh yeah, come on, that's crazy. but okay, what? whatever. whatever.

Yeah yeah, yeah, sure we'll we'll kill them all. easy. I've got a fully operational Bounty suit in my cart over there really well. that's kind that's convenient.

Yeah I could turn that hairy Kitty yours into a true blue Bounty Hunter but if they die I want the house, That's the trade are you sure? I I Don't think they've even fired a gun before today and and wait, wait, you want the house in return? Yeah, this is a great deal for you. I mean you get all my old Bounty Hunter and I might get a house I I Don't know enough talking ju just be a gun for a second you hairy Kid Put on the suit. See how you feel, then make a decision. Yeah I can always just Pawn this off Okay.

go ahead, try it on. What choice do we have? Wow. You look great kid, natural. Definitely not going to die on your first.

Bounty All right I Guess we'll give it a shot. but I I don't know about this. Ah yeah, it's still in trial mode. I Ped off the activation license.

the ticket should be in one of your pockets. Some loose change too should be enough. Take that down to Mr Keep's Pawn shop and he'll get you all set up. The sud will help you get there.

hey there Jean Z Ruthian it's me pseudo your help bounty hunting assistant before I enable Mobility I Just need to make sure your info scanner is online. Can you go ahead and give the area a quick scan for me? Okay, perfect. Great job! I've identified your current objective. Head on down to Mr Keeps Pawn Shop.

Perfect amundo. Everything is in working order Mobility Unlocked You are free to move Jean Pretty easy to me to be honest. All right. I'll get things set up at your house while you're gone.

o o whoops sorry about all those popups I forgot to warn you about that. Um, you can close them with the Interact but they are going to keep coming back nonstop. That's just going to keep happening until you activate the license. Sorry, you better hurry up I Want to see all of them actually? Uh okay.

let's just head to Mr Ke. There's no why he just keep wants to trying to kill him every day. Doctors hate him. Visit aliens inside your suit.

you'll never believe what got that got. oh you you able to see? okay sorry I didn't gen to be like that infected I'm going to marry you I'm good Mil in my area I I think Mr keep is just ahead you. You got this. No xopo Um, get around.

Oh what was that I wonder what kind of bounty hunting equipment Jean is setting up for us? huh? It's kind of exciting. you know. sort of. It could be cool.

What's up, Freak? J Greet the customer properly. Welcome to Mr Keeps Dip. We're your friendly neighborhood P Shop. Buy something or don't.

Nobody even cares J Can they fix it? Oh so old Zeria doesn't feel like pawning his license key anymore. What did he win the sweep? Stakes Ha Okay, so you want this license key but but it's really nice I Kind of want it for myself. You've got enough useless dad. Fine.

take it, it's yours. Okay yeah. Activation license accepted. Bounty hunting suit is in perfect working order.

Time for an important question. Would you like to keep me on as your permanent insit adviser? That was the best choice he could have made. All right, bye-bye now. I'll be back a bunch.

Waa not bad. It's got your vital readings, armor levels. even my Biometrics Jean really came through. didn't he I told you he'd be great.

Perfect. Just what this galaxy needs. Another good for nothing Bounty Hunter out of my star. Okay Jesus how did we all right? Bounty Hunter I guess let's head back to the house and check in with Jean You'll find it.

You'll figure out why is soow we made a purchase. Hey, you can run, you know I don't know if you do that, try hitting the button on your screen I I can't say the name of the button CU I Have no clue what kind of controller or keyboard you're using. Minus one: It's not very RP of him, but whatever. huh? There's there's little guys coming out of your house.

Okay, the hey, nice house you got here. Real ritzy. Way better than my bench. Oh wow, you really made yourself at home, huh? Oh there you are.

Who's this weirdo and why is he setting up a huge alien computer in our living room? Okay where First of all, that alien computer is a very expensive and surprisingly operational. Bounty 5,000 So uh, you're welcome. A What? 5,000 Your kid here thinks they're going to be a big bad. Bounty Hunter I Said them up with some fancy equipment so they're letting me have the house when they die kid.

They're not my kid I'm their sister. How old do you think I am? Listen hairball I don't know what kind of alien you are or how fast you age. I'm just making my best guesses here. You were only gone 5 minutes and you already told some random alien he could move in with us.

So that's what you did. look I I Know it's a lot all at once, but we need him to save your species. So do you think you could put up with him for a bit? Well yeah if it's going to help, sure I'm sorry. Everything I've ever known just got flipped upside down.

so I don't know what's weird or not anymore I can assume I don't like get enough to take so I'm just going to right here the couch right now. but just a that was that weird or was that normal. It was weird, right? It was weird. Your mom's nice Anyway, come talk to me when you're ready to get down to business in video games.

They don't hurt children. So what? We just jump into the deep end and start hunting down G3 officers or or do drugs I'm not sure you're ready just yet I Mean they don't let you The glumpers at glumpers without a level four pass, Do they what? I I Don't know. Well, they don't. Maybe I should send you out on a little test run first.

Eh, Uh, okay, sure. I've got just the thing. A small time local gangster by the name of Nin Tor she took my favorite knife. She's got an operation out in the slums.

Maybe you kill her and get my knife back. Then we'll talk. Maybe take you out to Glumpy to celebrate All right? So we we just head out to the slums. No, you got to use the bounce 5,000 to initiate a bounty.

That's what I went through all the trouble of setting it up for. Okay, Jesus How do I use it? 1,000 bucks of this? Normally that door would open up a Gateway that let you walk right through it. So what do we do? Calm down. The bounty's right here in Blim you mind.

Just don't forget to get my knife. We're looking for the gateway to the slums. I Guess it shouldn't be too far. Listen, just follow the Waypoint That's why you're wearing that fancy suit, isn't it? I Mean it's got the augmented reality thing on it, right? No? be mechanic.

come on man, your concerned murder rates are on the R Merry CH SM is less than three. Don't even think about going down to the slums. hey uh K excuse me? Can we get our we need to make our way into the slums. Please? No.

hold on. So you really want to get into the slums, Huh? Then SLE a bit for us. Come come on. don't don't don't make him answer this man I Want to know? It's fine.

We'll we'll help. Okay, great if you saw us at the bar, which of us would you ask out red I guess the red guy. Whoa. Seriously Okay, come on.

you don't got to say that just to make him feel better. He's a big boy. he can take it if you think he's way uglier than me. No no no they said me, they picked me dude, they picked me, not you.

They picked me. they said I was Hunter not you. Well it's true. look at you I'm not a liar man I never lied in my life I look at you and I see Bill no well well that's not what they said they said I they picked me I they said I was hotter I Didn't you say that? Oh Red.

Listen, we're not switching around here. We picked the red guy. that's the direction we're moving in. Thank you Thank God thank you so much for that changing I Really thought you were going to flake on me? Thank you.

No, you change your mind right now. pick me instead. This is insane I am so much hard you need to chill out. All right.

They pick me and that's final. That's a final pick if you want to throw a fit. do it on your own time. Just let me have this one time.

man. Hey, thanks for being honest. Look, don't tell anyone but you can go through my door anytime you want from now on. Our little secret free passage L out of the slobs Wow Thank you.

You have no idea how helpful that is. Well, my door's locked forever. You made an enemy today. You're never ever going to get to use my well you know what? That's fine because we have this other door that works just as well I think we handled that as best we could.

you know? Seriously, thanks again for saying I'm hter you have no idea what that's going to do for my self-esteem I'm already feeling it. they were kidding. they were with you I'm obviously so much harder. sounds like me oh we can't slide it.

okay then I've never been tops side oh Lord he oh my God I broke my leg not interested. Look what? weh who W what are you doing? come on, he's just a kid. Don't shoot him I Not shooting a kid. We got to take down these drones.

dumbass dur a shield. So it finally happened. Someone killed my son. your son.

yep the kid up there who always calls everyone FR Me: we are so sorry. Listen, don't get used to that. We're not killing any more kids I'm drawing the line. so savor it.

Enjoy it. It happened. Tuck it away in the old memory book. No fine.

He was 30 years old so don't feel too bad. 30 years old. Still adolesence for our species, but it's not as bad as shooting like a 5-year-old or something. So don't worry.

you just did Regular murder and I warned him over and over I said don't sit up there calling strangers. Fresh meat or some gun tote psychopath is going to shoot you dead in Cold Blood and you went and did it good for you Anyway, please just leave me to mourn. Jesus Let's save the homicidal urges for the bad guys. Okay oh my stupid annoying son.

I'll miss him a little bit. I'm Miss of a very small Mount no I'm not shooting this one. hey I I think we can take a quick break from killing? You know it's not going to kill you. hey hey what? what? Oh here we go.

We're going to have to kill kill some of these Tor foot soldiers to prove oursel around here. These people think we're weak. not on my watch. The slums are full.

The coolest tur they're shooting at us. Shoot back. come on. shoot back it's going to be I think I sprained something.

Woo! See, you already know. Hey well don't shoot the hook. that's probably somebody's pet. The Wow.

All right, we got them all. Usually these Tor aren't so hostile. Something must be going on. I'm so lonely over here I Got all this great information I could share D Me: hello there friend can I help you? Um, what the am I what exactly are you doing out here? What? I'm fishing.

You can tell I'm fishing right? Oh right duh of course. of course. sorry that it's it's very obvious. Yes, there's no.

Have you caught anything? No, never have. Never will. No fish can live down here in this sludge. If there aren't any fish in there, why are you fishing? What's what? Is that? What's going on? Because I'm still working up the courage to drown myself.

Jesus Christ Wow. Okay, TMI maybe a little bit a good one. Twitch streammer. So how do you like living down here in the slums? It's sort of colorful down here.

at least. what are you serious? This is one of the worst places anyone can live. You can't see that just by looking at it. It's more sludge than anything else and the sludge is toxic.

Oof sorry. yeah, that sludge does look pretty awful. No, the sludge is the best part. It's the quickest way out.

Just hop in there and you got a oneway ticket out of here. Imagine if we didn't have the sludge, then we'd really be trapped. Anyway, yeah, living here is bad. That's a little bit too.

Bas Then do you know how we can get to Nin? Tor Buddy all I know is fish and I barely know fish. But let's just pretend there's a launder mat you can sneak through to get to sludge works over there. Are we pretending? or is there really a laundry map? Come on kid. take the hint.

Either either we're pretending or Nine Tor's goons kill me for squealing. Okay, I got it. we're pretending. Oh Christ Just follow that path along the sludge.

Uh, you're a wise old fisherman. Can you tell us a little bit about Nin? Tor Quiet. She's got ears everywhere or antenna. Whatever her aunt's here with, is she really that dangerous? Come on.

I Mean she's just one gang? Lord Just one. What about the other eight? Tor Well, there's N. So the Nine and Nine Tor is it's a counter. There's Nine Torgs, nine clones.

Yep, and that's just what's left. There used to be even more of them, but they always kill each other, fighting for dominance over what this hell hole. This month, Nine Tor's in charge. Last month it was 14 Tor before they killed her.

Now nine Tor Fighting with five Tor It never ends. Which one do you prefer? Eight Tor is the hottest. Hey, thanks for the info. Uh, wise fisherman, We'll see you later.

Have a good day Now we're spinning at least until 8. T Oh hey, want to see a cool party trick? I Yeah, I told you. did you see how fun that was I call it my glob shot. It comes out of my yes, yes oh God I Can do this all day doesn't this rule? God I Love spewing big Globs oh that's a l Bo Over there there's usually some good loot inside, but we need some kind of sharp device to open it.

Don't get it there. I Got some on me. What? What just happened? Oh crap. Try again.

Come on. Do you need any help aiming? Come on, you got this. Just just keep it steady and aim. My Glob Shot is my signature thing.

All right. Uh, you're having. You're having some trouble. That's fine.

This should just keep trying until you get it. You know, be patient cuz it's my cool glob shot. Whoa. Perfect shot.

You failed it. How sick was that? Okay I got to recharge. It doesn't take too long, but it's a little longer when there's enemies nearby. you know my my my body gets too tense.

It's like trying to piss when someone's watching. you know? Flap Shield flap that's a long down. Oh here come more guys. Go not use my GL shot and just shoot them in the air J It's going to look sick I Promise I Thought we were strong.

It's so easy. Damn Exactly busted on the mess. Come on. if you want to kill you, it'll make us climb the looks like he was only all right.

This has to be the way to Nin Torque. Let's keep moving. Hey hold up a bit. let's listen.

Line up and everything. They're going to be here any minute. Just just patient o you I'm sick of this I Want to turn through someone's guts ENT they're talking about. you got it? Freak.

We've had enough of your yeah, it's your fault Stula is dead I was in love with him. Did you know that that I Loved him and now his hands cut off just the way it should be. him. Hey guess what? I have another secret trick you can use the power of negotiation.

Let's try reasoning with these guys. Knock on the door, Tell me how you want to play. Huh? Who's there? Who are you? Uh hey? hello there friends. Oh I I Think it's the buyer.

Hey, are you the buyer? Um uh yeah. We're here to uh, buy, buy a knife. You guys are selling a knife. Yeah, oh perfect.

You're really late. We were starting to get worried. Just go with it. No shooting.

All right. here's the product. A genuine talking knife. I Got to be honest with you.

He's a real piece of. He's extremely violent. He basically only talks about wanting to kill people in very disturbing ways. You I'm going to carve out your anal cavity, going to make it three times as big your shit's just going to drop right out of there.

See what I'm talking about? Oh uh. perfect. That's exactly yes. Thank you.

Pleased to meet you! I'm kny now. Use me. Use me. Let me.

Oh yes, more more I need more stabbing? Hey you listen Point me at your raw, fleshy little tummy and Jab me right into there. Let's get all those guts torn up. let's see that red goop spill out I Can't stop now. Oh, that's a pass for us.

This really the knife Jean was talking about Jean Did you just say Jean Okay, change of plans. Bring me to Jane so I can decapitate him? Wait, what? why he sent us to rescue you? Oh, that's rich. There's no way I'm forgiving him though for leaving me with that Nin. He's dead to me.

Huh? You know Nin? We're trying to kill her. Ah, perfect. Finally, we're on the same page. Let's kill Nin then.

Jean Okay, definitely Nin. But let's put a pen in the the whole Jean thing. How do we get out of here with my tether ability? I'm more than just a knife. You're racist I Can tether too? look up and latch on? Yeah, there we go.

Cool, right? You got to use me to swing across this sludge. Oh yeah, not as good as stabbing, but still pretty good. Well, all right where two. Next the sludge.

Works processing plant. Nin was talking about some traitor she had to deal with probably one of or six t or whatever I don't know there's too many now there's too many TS how many clones are there? Who the cares? Stop thinking so hard and just look for the big slud work sign I Want to stab somebody? Oh I can open those up real good and there's loot inside for you too. We win, we have nice enough you. Well where am I going next? So you uh mentioned that Jean gave you to Nin Tor da tried gamble me away in a game of space poker.

that sack of stab all three of his eyes. even the wonky one especially the wonky one. hate that one. What? oh why would you go in here? What's wrong with you? What happened to Jean didn't he used to be a hero? yeah he used to be these days.

Right toward cutting for with sandwiches. not even good peanut butter sandwiches and no jelly? not even my ham or anything good God damn it. Burns What the oh what's this Nin Tor character's deal Anyway, she's the current matriarch. That was kind of hard though I say current because each other for the top spot.

you know how it is with CLS they look stable. Use me on I Want CL oh yes do this every time, never fire your Gaton again oh thank Jesus Okay, feed me that Gat all baby. Come on put it in my little mouth J mama. that's the stuff.

Okay I'll do that huh? Oh sludge. Works Nin should be here. Look at these head shot though. Breen Fight for your lives and avenge our going Aha monies easy.

He just got squashed. Now what this hurt me too you know I Saw W I feel really powerful? Do you feel powerful? We're Unstoppable it is this Blood Lust Am I feeling blood lust right now? Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about Now you getting it? Oh man. I guess I am n must be close. Let's ride this wave and kill her too I want to her up real good million miles long I Mey holy I just busted them really hard.

Easy. What a kill AB in London You know what? No, we're all going to die. Not sure why we're fighting but let's just keep we. why keep shoo them while they're in the air.

You can jugle them and it does more damage and it looks cool too. Wait did I miss thing in it? Look at it I don't get it. Aha did I missing any me some pesos J balls come on shoot some slime out of my trick hole. What's so gross about that I don't know Chad did I miss something? okay I'm not sure what came over me there I think I got caught up in the moment or something.

but hey, good work team. let's go get Nin Torque. Any last words by Tor is that Nin? Tor Talking off, you were a I too fast you know Seven Tor said the same thing right before I killed her. Damn you and you're next.

You got. this is not hot at all actually. Well come on. admit it.

We're we're we're hurting you. No you the Jesus It's so gross to even win in there to easy. Yes. Stop diving into it.

She's filling the place with sludge. Stay in the air, better not fall in hey. I'm still here. You can still use me if you want.

I can deflect attacks. Did you know that I'm not just all about St Well I'm mostly all about stack, but I can also deflect attacks I'll slice in the death I'll cut their H them I'm rolling that Jesus Christ then wait. what? these inage here I Don't get it there. hey it's being.

kill my shitty CLW I'm rooting for you o incoming laser. hey you're just as nice as squishy on the inside as the rest of them. Let me out of bounty hunter the we having our first real boss fight together. it wouldn't let me l this like out I'm the strongest out of all the torque clones I'm impressed you made B My soldiers are extremely strong honestly I don't think they were.

We're new with this and it was pretty easy to. Kill Them All I'm going out I'm taking you with me sh just stay alive I think she's basically done for it. What the oh Hell no Bro G Wow we're actually hit her. Come on ADM it we're we.

We're Hing you no you wait, Am I crazy or what? That's fine with zero qes Jesus it's so gross. you even win in there. How so? SL Yes so stop diving into it. She sto with sludge, stay in the air.

better not. hey I'm still here. You can still use me if you want like that around. Did you know that I'm not just all about stabbing? well I'm all about stabbing and teing but I can also deflect attacks I'll slicing the D I'll cut that head off I'll do everything in the cut right into them off.

Oh like that? Are you even a real Bounty Hunter like that. oh why would you go in here? I almost died there. hey it's me. kill my shitty clone I'm rooting for you.

Like this incoming laser that really hurt think you're just as nice as squishy on the inside as the rest of them. Let me out of there Hunter Bro like what the together? I Don't want to be pushy or anything, but maybe try my glob shot every now and again. You know of all to. I'm impressed my an soldiers are honestly I don't think they were.

We're new with this and it was pretty easy to. Kill Them All we some on oh what? vertical or horizontal? No thr out. I'm taking you with me. just stay alive I think she's basically done for it it up Yeah hey.

nice work killing Nin. Thanks Wow! we killed a bounty. How do you feel Bounty Hunter I I feel pretty good I I I Really didn't know if we'd be able to pull it off. All right.

it's time time for what time to carve out a piece of her. I'm thinking we go with a full slab of thy meat but since it's your first, I'll let you pick Jesus Are you are you kidding? What kind of bounty hunters don't know that you've got to bring back proof of the kill to get paid? Oh God don't be such a godamn baby. I'll do all the messy work. just go up to a Corps and let me go wild.

Oh God I can't look I can't I can't Hell she's a Gser. just taken like a fingernail, some spit, maybe a blood sample? Yeah, sure could have I guess hey I'm fetor. thank you for killing my evil clone I don't mindat hey hey what are you doing I can't feel that? get know, Cut it out. you don't want three per Char Trust me, they're still a literal child That hurts.

That's right, the numbers to know how old. Oh we are Not the order. we were clown but we grew up really fast. Nice.

We killed another boss I I think like a a bonus secret boss. good work. Anyway, how do I get there anyway? Uh, all right let's go home and turn in our first. Bounty Have to go.

Hey you know that was some pretty solid bounty hunting back there. I mean I mean don't don't get to too cocky about it or anything but it. it was pretty cool. Yeah, not bad.

that was some good and I'm somewhat of a killing expert actually. I Can't wait to see Jean's face when he sees we pulled this off. Let's head back up through the slums tunnel. That's pretty easy.

Hey, you thought you beat all the cor huh? Why? that guy even bothered attacking us I almost feel bad this guy's terrible things it for a while now. Thanks for cheering me up man. better get this brother. Wait, what is that? What's it like up there? You got to tell me? No.

Calm down, Not. Nope. Oh hey. I'm still here.

Oh you're back. Hey yeah, my leg's still there. very broken the why don't we just T back home T my entire house and you Planet then you won't T me back up to the slums exit the since some weak sauce minus one. hey you I'm still pissed and you hey I hope you had a good time with the slum.

come visit any something pling our city. Far worse than any of those issues. Cold hard drugs. These figures don't lie, don't have to be this way as Chancellor Under my 5year plan, all drugs will be drugs.

This happened to you. Help help me. Help me. Help me please huh? Why is the door closed? Help me help me I hav anything I didn't anything? What? No, it's us.

Oh really good job. Hold on is that? Jean Okay, get ready I want you to stab me right into his fat little belly? Oh oh oh oh oh okay. oh oh oh oh oh well. okay well what the hell.

Jean He installed new locks because he assumed you get killed. He keeps saying it's his house now what? No. I just took the liberty of upgrading your security. Did you really kill Nin though? Yeah, we actually did.

Well Well well, didn't think you had it in you I'm really blown away I'll be honest with you I expected you to die. Oh thank you. So what did it feel like killing Nin to look? I got to be honest, it felt good. It felt great I mean hey Jean Lift up that shirt and expose your soft little belly for me I'm coming in hot Yes! Forgot how psycho he was.

Why don't you just uh, hold on to him for now. Oh sure. yeah, we'll uh we. We'll keep them far away from you.

Yeah, thanks now. Uh, go turn in your Bounty at the Bounty 5000 I Got it all set up for you? No, seriously, let me stab him. What the you have to do everything the UI tells you to do. Yeah you you? Jan you piece of oh sorry, it's fine I've lived the worse.

Okay, he's tough. let's try again later. Then off L has a Now one. Well there you go.

you're a real Bounty Hunter now you look at that. I I Guess we're really doing it. Yeah I didn't expect you to get your footing so quick. I don't even have any leads on any G3 bounties you? uh serious about going after them? huh? You bet we we'll take them all down, including Gantu.

Well, you're welcome to try and if you do, you might want to go to the porn shop and buy back the Dodge un. I p forg to tell. go scr up some pesos and buy that or whatever else tickles your fancy. I'll have some rebound.

he's ready for you by the time re sure sounds good. Thanks Jean Just maybe next time. don't assume we're just going to die right? Got it? What if I stab her right in the face? What? while you were off murdering a gang Lord in the slums? How is it down there? any cool shops? or is it just sort of depressing? Everyone up here just makes the slum sound really depressing. I'm probably just going to not go down there to be honest, but it is pretty crazy.

You killed a gang Lord and she was a woman. Though not very feminist of you. to kill a woman in power, you're really going to need that Dodge unit from the pawn shop. The suit's not really complete without it.

Brain Dinosur look I know Mr keeps annoying but you got to put up with him and buy back that Dodge unit. Okay, hi, you don't want to go to the pawn shop? well I'm not doing any more research on the G3 until you do I'm dinosaur man AIC dude king of the Jungle coming after Okay, fine. keep standing in front of the TV I Get it, You hate me and you want me to suffer I can live with that. Better watch your I'm coming after you.

That is all easy inside my brain sometimes I feel like I'm going insane I feel the rumble I feel the RO dance to the music of the dinosur how long is this intro man like Jesus Christ Good practice you guys hi hi, how you doing fine I have sociology you want to walk her Yeah sure a you look awful what happened Coach is paying his back for losing I thought you did great. Yeah well. the only great is when you win. Work it girl.

hi Byon Oh my goodness Byron Meet Michael the whole mie You In the Flesh you know Tammy talks about you all the time and I can say girl, you didn't exaggerate one little bit well I got EXC by my you know Byron don't you yeah I think everybody knows Byon So so what? You shouldn't have done this I can't accept it? Why not? Why not? Because you know exactly why not. Tammy You can't live the rest of your life being scared of somebody. It's not worth it. Be careful to do things perfect.

If you get stuck on a bad check, you have to reset the game. slay good luck I Got stuck behind the F Three hours in immediately uninstalled sad face. isn't there anywhere else you can stand other than right in my way. Shut the up! Like so much so you going to go to the party this weekend? Okay, all right.

oh no, you make a Better Door shut up my God He's going to hurt you if he touches me I'm going to hurt him back. What the hell you think you doing? You're going to get you. Stay out of this. I'm walking with this lady.

What do you think you're doing man I'm that's my lady All right Billy Leave him alone. Touch me. Hey man, come on you know some. I'm not going to kill you this time.

Kill you. Oh my God. A kick in the face. Oh Hell no.

Come, what is this? What is he doing? Kill him? Holy what is Twisted What the that's a full Grappler Good move on here. Gu breaking up. What the hell's going on here? You know, restrain. What is he doing? This is in North America Where's the gun here? one of stand.

Here's all I'm going to do I'm going to count to three and then you both let go at the same time. Okay, one one. oh I Get it. I Get it.

that's a good J I Just can't do it with you. Boy ain't you got no balls I got a cup on a Oh he got him good. I'm going to kill you man. I'm going to kill you.

You hear me? He's you're dead man. You're dead. You hear me? You're dead dead. You're going to die.

Let me let go Timmy Leave alone. I Swear that brute is going to ruin her life. Man I Don't understand why she went out with in the first place. She made a mistake.

Believe me, we all do. Yeah, I guess so don't give up. Remember True Love Never Fails I'm actually enjoy the movie a lot. wait a minute.

Is that is that an eclipse? What what happened? Oh who the is you pal Lights Now let me see it's move. Ah it's going to slow the lady though I Want to see her moves? How about that? How about those babies? Beautiful beautiful hands? It's m Bastard looks like you man. Now show me it's power so you power your hack I don't think he likes you g the is this guy. Show me its teeth before I show you mine.

Oh no that goofy. We made this movie. big problem here in editing transition between between the initial scenes with this what is it meaning I me life beyond this this boring room and very bad transition. stupid computer my love will give you that freedom I will give you everything I will give you a brain oh my God I will give you immortality.

What a Croc of something. you never don't be sad. Classic Nah. Back in the days your mom will pick up way before you can pick it up.

Don't be. Don't be worried about it. Hello Michael yeah I'm sorry I ran away today I Just couldn't stand it. That's okay.

How are you doing fine I guess what are you doing right now just lying you? Is she crying I want you to come over what happen I I just want to be with you I need you I'm tired of being alone I just want you here with me right now. Okay, all right I'm on my way wait Michael Oh no big mistake. Myy Okay, Okay, go to the window by the driveway. That's my room.

All right. All right. All right. Bye wait, wait and don't park out in front.

Don't worry. I'm on my way. Okay, all right. bye no.

this is bad. Can't be too enthusiastic Man, that's bad. You got to talk about it like it's an option and you're accepting one of the options available for the night you can't accept. Can't be like oh my God it's my only option.

Sounds too desperate. that's bad. res bad res. That's not it.

Okay, he's following the orders. It's not bad. Was that a condom bro that looked like a pack of crackers or firecrackers? Tammy Yes ISS No way. Watching the whole movie right? I Don't know.

I'm enjoying this. You us be careful. Classic vines with the wood. Did you see that in real life that breaks and most people bought those in plastic and they would 100% break all the time? Not accurate.

This is perfect. way perfect. It's call a parot. No I got a better idea.

Let's call Billy Oh no, what are you doing? Your mom and dad are downstairs watching oh my God Are you okay? yeah? Can I get a Welcome to the Jungle ex my God hello oh hi Dad Dad I'm sorry I knocked my dictionary over I'm doing my homework up here okay I Love you too. Good night Dad he called from downstairs before you knock something else over. Oh my gosh, what are you doing? I'm so paranoid. Did you lock the door? Don't worry, don't worry nor I'm glad you're here.

Yeah, me too. I Think: why don't you take your jacket I that in my house and my dad would go. What the What the is that no one upstairs? What the? You're welcome just like that. How is he so smooth? It's got to be the looks.

It's the looks American Propaganda Bro I Hate this I Love you I Love you too. They they do. They think you just pull up like that, sit down next to it caress It Go for the kiss bro. you try to pull that out in real life.

you get the cops called on you. man. this shit's propaganda Tedy Don't burn yourself. What that? No.

Who is it? Oh my god. Oh just call the police. What the Is this myself? Godamn it. What is that what? I know what you're doing.

What the here. The whole Squad Michael Go get out of here running from this guy. Michael I Don't want my parents to know? Just go. You sure you're going to be okay? Yes, just go get out.

of. That's a felony home invasion They're all going to. Dude: Dude: if this was Texas Bro: my man's pulling out a machine gun. Where is he? Are you? m you can go back to jail for this son of a is his manuck.

I'mma get you. get the cars. Now the cars. Was this the Army you do this.

You're mine. Don't you know you're mine? I'll be back. All right I'm coming back. Come on man.

Billy Please You got wait. No it's a gang gang. It's a gang of it's a gang gang. What is this like some some rich suburb like white Family? Come on.

come on. come on. come on. What? Ty gang? Is this like some suburb? Oh in the middle of the road.

What is he doing? Every every movie, even the horror ones. They run the middle the streets. What are you doing man, come on. come on there.

Oh no. oh they're going to kill him. What would you do if someone screwed your old lady and you had the power to do whatever you want to that? huh? What would you do Billy it's not even about you anymore man. she's finished with you.

It's over. You want a bad? put him in the trunk I'll teach this L he'll never. What would you do for broking your house? Better not tell anyone who did this. What do you think they're going to do to him I don't know.

Bil looks pretty mad okay CH why was the acting so bad I I Get an old movie but the acting is so so bad. What would you do if the girl was going to her classic movies? they always have like wire cutters and in their trunks. Come on Crb bar Cutters the whole wo they got sh un lock dude Jackhammer you calling man I don't I don't know oh it's a gang I Get it? yeah maybe you're right here. it's a gang.

How far you going boss I'm going all the way. Whoa whoa whoa Whoa great There a lion. Stop the what a lion all right get him out, get him out. This place gives me the Creeps in the middle of suburban America well they must had like a they must had like a lion that they could rent from like a friend of like the director and were like put it in bro just you know I've been thinking things over.

oh it's good to do what comes naturally so you know what I'm going to do I'm going to let you go so what do you say? thanks What What was that? Thank you oh thank you next time I'll kill you man kill you. Get in the car. hey man, aren't you going to tell me I'll find out soon enough. Holy it bugs the gun I Got to keep it there.

This is the best content ever. toe. It would be better if I didn't have to see your face EXO EXO Also please please don't dox me. Thank thank thank much uh James Buster a whole ass lion bro.

they they took this guy from K then jump him in Africa or some. then I forgot to zoom oh no oh my God he he's dead. kick him in the balls the same sweat at school gred by the balls. Oh wow that handsome human just got mauled to death I wish somebody would Maul me to death.

So I a movie within a game just set up watch party D you would have so much content. We'll be right back after this short break. What the what the is this? This is what the ads look like when you have ad block on Twitch you don't even see anything for like 30 seconds I I can't do more CH I cannot watch more Well I mean thank God that was amazing I Love that game play I guess stop asking for food we don't have it. hi uh I'm just wondering if I can order a burger.

No hungry Welcome to the Jungle Billbo bins. Hey you don't have to run everywhere you you might want to slow down and enjoy the scenery once in a while. Look at this place. give my movie.

hey uh Jean said you might have the old Dodge unit that goes with this bounty suit. Oh yeah, we got that. Why you want it I want it too so it'll cost you? Uh yeah, yeah, no, we we know how buying stuff works. There's a movie theater later in the game with a fulllength movie.

Hey W Easy there toncho. We got to buy the Dodge unit first. Where all right there you go. One Dodge unit have a nice life.

All right, we got it. Let's try this bad boy out and then head back to Jean Hey thanks for your purchase, Smell you! I'm pretty sure you can go back to watching the movie after your next. Bounty What a time to be alive! Okay, great. you got the Dod Un.

So how about it? They you're ready for the big Le kid I'm the. that's the next step taking down their head officers. Okay, um, you're positive that we're ready for that. Yeah, whatever.

might might as well try, but they won't be pushovers like Nin. TS So uh well. to be honest, I don't care if you live or die. You know that.

you know my whole deal. but uh hey, it's your funeral. So go check out the bount. 5,000 whenever you're ready.

Are you tired? Got two G3 leads for you right now Kris and Douglas you can pick which one you want to let kill your instead. That's right. Spaghetti Nose. Why put spaghetti in your nose? People say why? Why? Why? Well, you don't put it in your Nose.

because when you eat it too fast and you sneeze, it can get come out of your nose. I'm trying to watch my stories. Painful if you first out laughing whatever like my boogers aren't that much of a problem. Thank you thank you for that.

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I'm a real human. but don't go hiding under those blankets or you'll miss today's chilling movie Tammy and the T-Rex We may not not understand much about humans and their creepy Lifestyles Did you know that they worship their moms and dads and School principles? but apparently this dinosaur Centric Thrill Ride was one of the most famous movies of all time. on Earth Grab the blob corn and settle in for the Fright of your life? Here's Tammy and the T-Rex only on Human TV What The Man T-Rex on loose game The jump into my brain dinosur music inside my brain dance to the music dinosur chat. If the movie is in the game, they probably bought the rights to it right? Which means on paper we could just watch it on YouTube without getting banned.

All right, let's see that loot. cuz that means that they have to remove the the the movie from all white lists from automatic DMC online because otherwise everybody would get banned by streaming this thing right. My thinking is they would have to ban me manually which they would never do. Shoot our guns and hurt bad guys.

Let me tell you. Jeffrey I'm excited cuz I got a new gun I've been dying Zephyr Paradise Gorgeous huh? howdy? I'm Quint The Gr Welcome to Oh A G3 Gron Okay, now the Cartel knows we're here. Put on TV You okay? Listen, If any part of you is feeling bad about killing these little mites, don't uh, leading scientists looked into it and uh, they they have no feelings. they you know they're just like I don't know what do you have on your planet like fish does? that? Did that translate right? Translate Microbes another wave I'll kill you, you mites.

Oh these things Okay, Do you? Okay, Yeah, you, you figured it out. Wow. They only brought me here a couple of times. Looks like they haven't ruined this part of the Jungle yet.

Just waitting hey well don't shoot the hook bug. that's probably somebody's pet. Okay I can't hear you I'm heading into a tunnel. No.

I'm just kidding. Just some uh, cell phone humor just to lighten the mood, you know? Oh, a Fergal den, Oh man, you, You know you actually have a lot in common with these guys. You know, aside from all the hair, you know you're both being sold as drugs to for aliens to get a high off of. you know you guys are.

uh, it's like you're almost related in a way. you know if you think about it. Good one. I watch a movie to I Didn't want to embarrass them back there, but that tunnel reeks of fergal.

You're finished. Oh okay. G3 Are Waring in you ready to fight? You need a pet talk I'm getting tired of killing you I'm a I'm telling you next video is movie watching that Oh jeez. Rick I turned myself into a gun.

Oh okay. cool, you're doing it. Oh cool, you're doing it. You're going to save everyone I know hey I got idea.

try. Oh look at him. go look him go. Okay that Village is swarming with Cartel guys H How do you want to deal with this? Who's going to? Okay? jeez.

All right. more combat. All right. let's let's see what we got fre The Village oh hell I Just realized the guy from Walker from Fast and Furious rest in peace s boy you are always in some kind of aren't you I'm not judging I'm just just just observing I want to be in my whole body's in.

Nobody's going to miss you he is Jing This one's rushing us. That's what humans do though. We judge. We're like judging machines.

anyway. I think everybody's dead right? Another warp. What are you doing here? I De Come out, come out is dead. No.

Oh yeah. oh I'm about to give you some judicious jostling. Who's talking? Who's talking? He's dead. Hey I come on, shoot some slime out of my trick hole.

What's so gross about that? On know, don't you me shoot the B guy. Why you even interfering V Under G3 jurisdiction. Get out Vill under G3 jurisdiction. Get out of them right? C That's the last of them.

Hey not bad Bounty Hunter Thank you for saving us. Are they all gone? Did we just rescue some guys? Hey Listen guys, we got you. You're free now. Hi there Did you save us from the G3 yeah I I I guess so you do.

We get like a reward. we don't have much. Maybe you should hit up our leader I Guess so hey bu welcome welcome look at this savior. My people were enslaved give the of the movie or and forced to desecrate the land mining for Fergal.

You may have freed this small tribe but our Brethren underground are still being wor work to death by Kis Kruis. You know we're actually looking for him to kill. What's this you aim to take down of the G3 you are truly a hero to Muppets everywhere. Yeah Yeah, sure.

Uh, where is he we? We'll get rid of him for you. H That's difficult to answer his work though. Evil keeps him very busy. He oversees many different Minds across Zephyr and it's impossible to predict where he may be on any given day.

My whats again? Brilliant. There's a man nearby who knows Kris and has access to a war device we may be able to use. He lives in a Manion across the river. If you could get your hands on his warp device, that could be very useful.

Okay, sure, a guy in a mansion that that that. That's the plan. Yes, he would appear to be our best chance. God Speed Savior What's the guy in the Mansion like? oh, his name is Ranchi Delo He warped in not too long ago.

seems to be old acquaintances with Kruis. We haven't dealt with him much, but he seems to have a pension. He's a drug addict. Nonetheless, we may be able to use that to our advantage.

He does have close ties with Kis after all, and he seems a bit disoriented right? because of the drugs. And he's evil. Still right? Well, yes, he's evil, so it should be morally just. Yes.

Let's all just agree right now that it's morally just to manipulate him I Love it when we can agree. hey, thanks for your help very well. The river huh? What thing? Otk Pack? What happened.