Ah, are you is he act, god damn it is he actually here all right hang on what stop stop being the way you are now or if you flooded your, what up you guys, don't have a setup. Wait, wait, wait, look! It's hey! What what what pizza! He got soup pizza what the y'all are jealous man. Oh, it's terrible yeah! Let me fix all my audio and i was playing a game. Are you streaming? Yes? What do you mean? Am i streaming? Yes, i'm live the is insane.

What is it? No, it's well at the top, it's crazy. What do you mean? We have to be double masked up, yeah everywhere we go, they won't. Let us off the have you did you try and go downstairs yet? No, they won't. Let you they have sea.

I know they. Don't let us leave well three. Three tests, two masks: yeah, really yeah. I only wear one.

I'm badass dude holy dude, i'm a gangster. Let me tell you something: poor, that's right! Is that one monitor i see bro. This is their setting, though okay, i asked for a ball hey just so you know they don't have good internet here, so they took they i'm a live view. Yeah, that's my interview, that's what i told him to do.

Wait, i don't get it he's taking credit for this portable setup. I i did it on stream. I asked which one's room to give us sit-ups felix. I did this last year before coven in boston.

When did you ask this year, though this year i didn't? I asked before this event, but this is they? Actually they actually wanted it, and i said i wanted it um. I think i'm sending like uh a slave to like best buy for me because i want to play well. I need a mouse, i'm getting a usb extender, so i can actually like move this around more and stuff. There's nothing to do man we're not able to do dude.

What, if you had your stream at the back and the background is like the whole, the whole strip, and you look so rich and baller and dude like that yeah. It's not like a train wrecks thing. Doesn't he like have like his balls yeah? He like? Has it there i'm turning on that yeah? Look at that see we're honey. It's not like we're, actually, not even in vegas.

This sucks are y'all staying an extra day to gamble all your life savings um. No we're gon na break we're gon na break the protocol and go gamble today. No, i'm just kidding that's what we want to do, though dude, let's just try and sneak out, let's get, let's go live and let's just like sneak past security, i have a like a comp guy and i wanted to get like a sweet and they wouldn't do It they were like the the management company was like we're, not letting you guys get into a different floor, because this floor is like bubbled up yeah, no we're not yeah, and then employees at the back and the front. So you can't even take an elevator, but i've been seeing it yeah, it's crazy.

Well, i mean dude. We i think we have like rehearsal here's something to do. Okay, all right, i brought a big jacket. You're gon na stand on my shoulders.

Okay, we'll be at eight feet: tall you're gon na be the tallest man in america and you're like whoa. Look at me, i'm the tallest man in america. How did i get on this floor this maximum security floor and then they were like? Oh my god. That's the tallest man in america, you're at the wrong place, sir they'll, let us out yeah, that's a play.

No! I actually did you hear. I flooded my uh bathroom yeah. It's not tweeting yeah. I actually hold on look at my look at my hold on.

I. So i like, i wouldn't, stop and died, so you jerked off. You fell asleep in the bathtub. No, i didn't fall asleep in the bath.

I fell asleep in bed, so my routine is to wake up turn on the bath and go back to bed. Oh wow! That's what i used to do all the time. Yes, that's five minutes! That's how you flood it's fine and then i hit the bathroom. But i look look at this lump.

You see that, oh that's, really bad yeah right right there! That's the lump sugar actually beat the out of it. Yeah you're, looking like you played at the otk athletic games, is it is, will here yet wait? Did they fly first class yeah? Of course, you're he's flying right. Felix! No look at his face. No he's! Not! No did you yeah, i did fly for it.

I would not fly anything else, bro. What the bro yeah you're kidding, you're, getting stabbed. Literally. Why we were in economy.

We were, i was like sardines, dude, you're, a dude, the worst part. You came in and attacked. My setup and i flew first yeah - give me another monitor, but that's we sound like such dicks, but it's like we're. You know, millionaires creatures of comfort, yeah, uh bougie, and this doesn't make content.

It makes stuff. That's we're creatures of comfort and also content. I'm calling pluto right now here so yeah suck a dick get owned. Wait: okay, yo pluto, whoa whoa, what up hey um? Okay, so we have a couple of requests.

The more things we need at best buy: okay uh! I need another monitor. Felix also needs another monitor and hassan needs speakers. What is this? I also need you to not get them on their monitors. Why does hassan need speakers? Because i want to be the only one with two monitors? Okay, you need a hair yeah.

You need more than a hairdresser a hairdresser. He says you need more than a hairdresser, there's no shot that they're gon na bring up a hairdresser in here. She has to be like an assassin. Take a little like a needle like combat.

She has to like. You know do acrobatics through the lasers yeah, i'm a huge libertarian like this is insane dude like yeah. The measure they take is insane. We took three tests, we took a test yesterday we took a test after we got off the plane three times.

I took a test before right now we're breaking the the safety measures right now we are, they asked us, they didn't demand it, but they were like kindly asked us to only remain with our duels. I was like that. I have to stay in my room by myself. I i will say my kova test came back today.

I am negative. I thought you were going to say. I am awesome. Oh he's been here for days, though right here.

When did you get him? I got here last night. I slept here uh, oh okay, boy, how have you been swimming two hours two hours because we got ta do rehearsals for five hours. Yeah the whole show is scripted if every other one who loses on last round, but it's funnier. When you know the biggest streamer loses it's part of the script.

They have directors. This is their job, but we didn't invite critical roles. Yeah, oh they say, pluto said the biggest stream are losers or he he says, that's not true, because they didn't invite critical role. Oh yeah yeah, this one's pocketed because they were like hey, there's nine of us and we all want first class dudes, hey pluto.

Apparently they didn't get first class and they're mad about it steal his food, oh dude, we're gon na be drunk uh. I don't wait. What dress rehearsals oh yo! Did they give you guys your little like goody bag of like stuff? I didn't even open it. What's in it, i was gon na open it.

It's all. That's that's cringe, bro, it's all over there. I like to share these experiences, but no one cares about what they think right. It doesn't matter.

No you, don't you just pretend listen. They got me a large. Apparently i'm fat now i asked for a medium and they me i wanted an x large. Why do you want an x, large bro i'll, be the only looks tall pluto is saying something i didn't hear it pluto.

What would you say? No, i'm not gon na. Ask him for a hairdresser and bleach. We need to be masked up in our room. He says he is serious, he's probably getting yelled at by someone other than other than just with your duo.

Are you crazy dude? What i don't even know, i'm serious. He strangles dogs, everybody knows this yeah. Well, look the blue says he is serious. I'm gon na wear it american style, but wait.

But what? If but but but pluto? How do i drink my champagne yeah? It's a cheat code. Everybody knows when you're cool, you don't have to wear a mask. That's everybody knows: kovit doesn't transmit when you're not wearing a mask indoors when you're eating food and stuff. What are you doing? That's not! I don't know it's like peeling off, i'm getting yelled at man here.

You want to talk to him. Yeah. Give me give me here, you tell you talk to him man. I don't want to get yelled at yo.

Yo! Oh, is it this you talking with a mask on? Is that the joke? Oh yeah, oh yeah, i'm sorry! I was going to mask on it. I took it off now. No, the point is you. You can only be unmasked with your duo.

I want to hear because yeah sorry, i don't have speakers, you can only be unmasked in your room because continue if either you get coping to each other, then only your duo would have to be. If you would give covenant your duo only her habit. Oh, my god, i do is that what you said: that's it right basically, but right now, if one of you has before the test, because you would be taking aways, okay, okay, so we're saying is that tomorrow, when we get negative, we can do this without the Masks, oh my god. This is so insane, i'm already naked.

Oh, i just did checkmate libtard. Okay, listen! You said you said it was for duo infection and our results come back tomorrow and i said if it's negative, you can go we're gon na go pop. The champagne, if um, if, if we come back negative, then we still can't be together. It is oh at all times spilling all over.

Oh, oh! No! Oh okay, um right! Now! What you're doing if chance puts his mask on, because i'm watching the stream, i'm not gon na serve us, i'm pouring right now, dog! Thank you. Okay! Also, i need um, i'm not getting about um, i'm this i'm dead ass. I literally need a hairdresser, a platinum dye, uh, a toner and bleach bro, there's no shot a hairdresser is going to be a little dresser. What do you have going on? Do you need to be? No? No, no, no, no yeah! She can they need to be.

She needs to cut the hair and she needs to uh bleach and dye it, and also my channel is dying. I ain't the content, you might kind of understand how to fix my um. I i think i think uh um a hair, coloring stream. It could be decent.

I could revive my stream. What's up cheers this. Is yours? Cheers, okay, listen, listen! We will see. I will ask about a hairdresser, i'm gon na i'm i'm getting worried that we can also try to get the second one person.

What the you, who cares? Okay, okay, okay, but can i get a hairdresser though yeah i? I will look into it? Yes, but right now you guys, if you guys, okay, okay, but now that you open the door to that. I want um a hairdresser from one of the stripper places. I want her like an escort hairdresser. Yes pretty much, and i want okay, so just give me the file.

I can check the boxes of what she can do and what you can't. We want the hangover movie, man give it and um because listen. I really really want this haircut done, because i've been trying to get it for three days now. What's up here with the cove test, i don't know, let's just make it look like wait, say pluto.

Can we bring? Can we bring strippers up here if they get cove, attested, no you're, not bringing she said? No, but i say yes dude. Why not? It makes like the whole point is like covet: if they don't have coven and it's proven, can we them on twitch's business? Listen last time when we did remember a uh like a con, i brought girls over that, like literally sent me their uh vaccination cards, and i will get them to do it. I got stripper friends out here. I will get them to send the vax cards and also their kovites, like i can get them to do.

Kovates right now and then we can have. I need content i need miss. Give is destroying me right now. It's true: okay, okay! So what we need - and here's so we'll see in tandem, then so what one of the strippers is a hairdresser and that one just dances and then yes, yeah, okay, acrobatic, yeah, okay, herself, okay into a box! I want a monkey.

Wait, wait! Wait wait, wait guys the floor said because she can dance, but she needs to be masked up while doing it, though yeah that's wait for real yeah, that's chessy, one of those leaders actually certainly oh dude, i went, i saw yeah okay, um wait. Is that what we're going to watch? No, no she's one she's from there, but she get she also strips and she can dance and she's from this delight actually and she's vexed and masked. I have seen some of the third girls. I don't know.

I don't know. Okay, um they're, very athletic. Okay, we're getting someone we're getting we're getting someone we're getting somewhere we're getting somewhere. Is he joking or is he being serious because like can we do both of them? At the same time, you can't you can't have people, he said he can't have people on the floor, but but aren't part of the event.

Is there any twitch staff that can cut hair and die here professionally? I'm sure we could probably die because what i think is that you guys have production and you guys have um girls do makeup and some of them can do hair and one will and can do my hair and i'll pay i'll pair i'll pair money. What? If i cut it with my no also, the goal was to sneak out of the room tonight and we're gon na withdraw money and gamble, and when we win 50k we're gon na depot the money and we're gon na buy some ice. They can't stop us man. What are they gon na do? Kill us, they'll have no content left because need ice, we need, we want to get iced out yeah.

We want to get blinged out yes and i'm not going to buy it on my own, so we got to do it all for gambling winnings and everybody knows. Gambling is the best way to make money. It is yo craps. You heard it here.

First, crashed this thing: we played high roller crabs. 50. 50K. That's why i love ruben.

Yes, finally, we're getting someone with this conversation. Okay, so we got that out of the way. Okay. So, do you generally think that okay, i hate the hijack transition for this, but it's fine.

Do you generally think that um one of the people who work here will maybe possibly can do hair because i'm not showing up with this on my head? They also said we could go to the gym. You said that kind of doesn't make sense like i'm getting mixed signals here, pluto. I feel like they're gon na unwind the protocols by day two, because this is prison right now. It's brutal man, hey, listen! If they do cool, but right now, you have to work on the assumption that they are not okay, we have to work under the assumptions that they are not you understand, yeah, but like stop being a also, the menace feel bad for ordering three burger.

Instead of one no, they didn't, they said. Do it some of the girls ordered three birds. Hassan said: yes, they did. They mentioned it really bad and he wants to go home dude.

You want to know pluto. I will never feel bad about ordering when i got off the plane. You guys like got me a driver which was super cool and i got off the plane with nick and elena and myth we all had our own drivers, so we all had to get in our own car yeah. That was so crazy.

It was awkward and weird, why didn't you like? You knew we were flying together? We brought felix into our car yeah yeah. We did you get the bright product with like multiple placards and i was like no he's just coming with us yeah. I didn't. I just got my own car with the drivers.

Like i'm sorry like i'm, i'm not gon na. I felt weird like i don't need you like. I don't want to say that to the driver, like sorry bro you don't, i don't need yeah. We mine was waiting for me and lee right and we got there and then uh.

She was like, oh it's for you and i said who the is lee and we just ditched her cause. I went with this follow him. Instead, we brought him in our car yeah, i i don't know lee. I know if he's a streamer or whatever.

So i just said who is lee and then i and we just these nuts wow he went there, i don't get it man, i can play slay. The spire or i could sit here with felix and hassan. It's like it's like. What are you trying to kill? Your own website like come on.

Yeah listen is angry, but he said he said, he's willing to make a compromise that we can keep our uh masks. We have to keep our masks on if we're gon na figure out yeah we're flexing dude. I just don't understand why we're in vegas, if we're gon na, do this we're falling out? Why can't we go somewhere cool okay? If we're gon na be in like boring, shitville prison? Let's just go to oklahoma yeah, something boring is dirt like dakota or okay, one more thing. One thing: pluto um, listen, one more thing: pluto you're listening! Yes, almost this is kind of like a.

I got you type of thing. Okay, oh ready, don't give me with a gotcha okay you're about to get got him. So this got me. Okay, i'm just okay! I'm just wondering it's a question: oh chance, who the is that your dm's god? Damn don't don't talk, don't talk about it.

Don't worry, don't worry about it! Jeez! Okay, sorry, this got real spicy, all of a sudden that wasn't it um. Okay. So if, if we get tested and the results come back, nothing changes, so why are we getting tested in the first place? No, it does it does, but how does it do, though, because we still have to stay together messed up? No, i just said tomorrow if your tests come back negative tomorrow, yesterday's test results. Oh really, so why is yesterday right now? Listen! Listen! Right! Now is the crucial time where kovid can sneak into the bubble, but tomorrow, if you get tested and it's negative, that's right - we are gucci okay.

He says tomorrow, okay, because that's where they're treating today, okay, so we're chilling. Okay, we're tomorrow we're chilling. We can be unmasked as a group because he says once the once: the deaths come back, we're we're gucci, kappa prada, you get it like. What's the difference between our you know the test from yesterday, then, because we're all in there, because even today you could test negative today and still have perfectly true.

I am in confidence. Okay, okay, see now we're getting somewhat of this conversation now we're getting somewhere. It's not as this is a problem. Listen, okay! Let me explain it real quick.

The tests you took today are like the rapid tests right yeah, but you're saying the d test. It's the tests, there's three of them and no swab nose, probe and deep inside my nasal canal probe, listen, listen! Let me tell you something real, quick, the two easy swabs you took today: okay, okay, um, that that's the way. Also this is boring. It's not content! Um, no you're right, i'm sorry, um! We need.

We need slaves to get the uh. This is his word, not mine, not worth it. He he it's his wording, i'm just doing his wording. I said it first um.

So if people are going to cancel this cancel him first i'll say i have a head start um to get monitors because me and assange like i'm honored, listen, i'm working on the monitors. I just got word we're trying to find uh. If one of the stylists can cut your hair and we're also trying to get um chance's stupid, corsair scimitar mouse core stairs - oh, he has a 403. I need my skin attacks.

I want to play wow yeah, but he wants to. He wants the scimitar mouse. Wait really he has this dude. This mouse is great, though he's one of those mouse.

It's it's a full thread for world of warcraft. I have that one too. Okay, i'll take okay, but at home i have a mouse. I don't like it.

So, if you're at the store, if you can get me a 703 and buy it um i'll, keep it from home, wait have you even been to your room yet by the way? No, because because the maids are in there, oh okay he's got a shopping list. Dude, i saw it, but it was, it looks smaller also. Can i get it? I need a playstation 5. dude give me a switch.

I brought my switch and my capture card. I did bring my switch. You brought your capture card and my switch. Yes, i'm going to play uh yo, we could play against mario party and then and then we could play.

We could play warehouse games, the ones where you do dart and bowling and yeah on the switch and then we can get a ring fit. I got that. I don't even brought your work now we're now we're talking. This is gon na be dang, so we need to switch.

We do it on your stream. If we have time tomorrow, party and then we'll go back, we can do work, do every every channels. Every day i mean, but still we need to switch, we need to. We have a capture card, we get one channel and we do drunk switch games on it.

Yes, yes, let's just stream yeah, no, no, no, but but okay. I i don't want to oversell it, but the the actual reason why we're here it actually looks like good content yeah. No, i agree, i think tomorrow and i definitely don't know actually really going to the chat, but at night we could do drunk night games and but tonight, if you want to do drone switch games horizontally, we got to do dress rehearsals, behavior, rehearsals rehearsals. The script.

Also also also, i also, if you want to talk to jeff, um bezos, because uh i heard i heard in the script that i'm losing on last round yeah that that's the best content, i don't want to lose so the script sucks. We still have time to fix the script right now. No, that we got that we got the script writers from game of thrones season eight and that's what exactly is quarantine then livestream is definitely going to die. Then wait.

We have to play into the number two. So you have to come in second hotel room two days off i come here. This stream is effing. I talk to pluto the client sucks and we'll never get it.

The script is dog. I i should have stayed home. Bitrate is coming back, it's just. It goes down, i'm just gon na, say: yo, hey um, already yeah, whatever dude, who cares, listen, go back d, stupid and cringe yo.

Is there like a like beach party? Can we just do like mario party and invite strippers and stream that dude, if we lose, can we leave if we oh yeah and everything they lose, they think like clothes off and that's what i'm saying bro all right start getting the words i'm dead and let's Get them covered tested, so vaxxed covent tested hose and get them up here. We can make it early, we can. We can make an episode of this. We could we could sell only fans and we call it a vat, a vax and masked up, and it's just exactly like yo youtube's, all the goodie goodies twitch, it's time to unleash pure degeneracy.

Let's do it now and we know for a fact: don't hide pluto. We don't get twitter you're, trying to be pr andy right now. We know we know you know what sells. Okay, you can just split it up in 10 categories 20..

You can put the whole from before categories it. I it doesn't matter. People want boobah, boobs man, boobs and asses we've been waiting for this for years. Yo are: is there any drugs legal in like uh vegas that aren't legal everywhere else? No, no! I don't think drugs are most important.

Oh, what are you saying like we're? Getting? Is there what's up yeah, i mean okay, what do you want to say? I don't think there's any states in the world? Okay, but don't tell anyone. You know what let me, google, that right now, i'm pretty sure, kill. Kane is not legal in any state. No states - i i think if i google, this we're gon na get rated uh.

Okay, yeah. It is cocaine, oregon, decriminalize, hard drugs like coca-cola. It's still not illegal, though no in oregon, you can do shrooms, it's like decriminalizing. They won't jail you for it, interesting in nevada.

You definitely can't okay, you can't even do it legally. Yo, listen, um! Okay! Then then we're gon na then today is no con. Today's no content and today's just the day that that chance plays slight aspire and draws cards on a game that uh my nephew could have drawn, and then man it's hard all right. You know this is sleeping and when you come back from whatever you want me to do, man, no because there's some until 12., it's not until 12..

It's a schedule. It says 8 to 12. If there's something what is it, it says something night last night, not tonight, yes, there is get the schedule. Oh my god, i got you i got you hold on when i put that i'm pretty sure that's thursday and friday also.

I took four zips of my of my wine. I'm dizzy, i'm done with that. I finished that for you um they are we no we're day: zero right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah! Oh, oh did. I think something! No you're good you're, good, yeah, yeah, eight three twelve self quarantine twitch night in what is why do you guys advertise? It's like it's like, like it's an event like it's, like some party, hey guys, 8 to 12 self quarantined twitch night in what the is that you guys tonight we're going to, because how else are you supposed to make a bunch of the dinners stay in their Goddamn room the games, but we have to stay maxed up yeah.

I know maxed up. I think you can't even hear me man. So tomorrow is the big day. Then tomorrow is uh content day.

Oh no! Oh! No because the moment of an event mora beach club party, hey yeah, they're, throwing us a party and like oh okay, i'm done i'm done reading this. Oh it's off stream too. It's like who cares! Oh my god! It doesn't happen on stream. It might as well not happen.

Oh my god. I guess it's what turns on twitch people, so it's gon na be like fully masked amongst suited up girls or some bro cringe yeah. It's just all. It's just a big game of among us.

That's all! It is. Oh no, okay, well um! My room is clean by now because the maids were in there for like an hour, but it's okay dude. I told him to come at like four. While we're doing our thing, why would you have them clean right now? What are you doing? Okay, so when did the burgers come in tonight? So what are we eating? What are we eating now then? I love twitter.

I don't think we're eating anything and then okay. So then all then we're going at 3 p.m. Then 3 p.m or downstairs also explain given what is what is dress rehearsals. I didn't know the first time you you answered bro.

What about the eggs? This is. I don't put pressure on you also also i i i want on the official broadcast. I want you guys to for once that you got the idea for all these events from me. I want you guys to admit it, because i'm tired, i'm tired, i'm tired, you guys still sit on my ideas at twitch and not admitting that you got gone from me.

I think it's he's taking credit for them. I'm not gon na lie on the official broadcast. Oh, my god, i literally what are you like? I told you guys a year two years ago i sat down with it with the event organized. I said you need to make an irl rivals.

Ireland and you guys look at me like. I was a leper because look at me like i was an outcast and look at us now we're doing an irrelevant rival. We've done iron, libel's events before the idea of incorrect for me, so i was like she's lying right now in the mic. You should hear this guy he's, like a broadcaster royale hassan.

Remember i confronted aidan about unbanning me. I do remember he has not unbanned me. That's kind of that's kind of. Are you fake dude? Are you a elder first of fake cops? Now the fake friends unban me bro what the what is going on pluto's, probably saying something: no one cares um.

They want. They want you to go to aiden's, uh, um, creator, dashboard and unban soda or he's not gon na participate tomorrow. Literally at this point at this point you know it he said: he's gon na take the mask off um and, i repeat i'll just say the word he said mask off it. He buy you ice cream, no uh.

I know if the ball's in your cork, blue, i'm uh, i'm gon na leave you on that, the ball's in your corner, okay, my job's done get a hairdresser. A hairdresser monitors a 703 mouse. 703 703 six sponsors yeah. I get it.

Okay, i'm not getting by the way i'm not kidding. I don't get a lot of stuff, i'm not talking about this, though monitors and seven or three and hairdressers. Okay, keep in touch all right. Yeah! You go your control, yo, hey pluto, one big thing like i.

I could use a hairdresser too. So if you can get like a hairdresser that can just like aoe everyone, that's actually important. I would like a hairdresser as well. My hair is up right.

Okay, you hear that pluto, he hung up. Hey answer the call i'm gon na call him back. No, no! You don't hang up bro come on, please. Why do you hang up? Damn dude, hey dude? What the heck man! It's me now feeling fun! No felix gave up the mic.

Finally, all right, listen, this is really important. Can you can we actually get a hairdresser? I'm literally look. I have. I have messages on my phone blowing me up right now about you know about this conversation.

Okay, all right, i hear you trying to get to the hairdresser. They have trust me. Everyone at twitch rivals is watching this broadcast right now we are going to accommodate as best as we can, but we also need you guys to be accommodating youtube by by just following a few simple things like the masterpiece. My mask is on doc um, but i know i appreciate that.

I appreciate that yeah yeah can it be, and since you were streaming you were just self-snitching at that point self-ditching, because in the beginning you guys weren't messed up and you were streaming it. So that was their fault. Okay, but that's their fault, yeah self-report, whatever hey, we need the hairdresser and other stuff so find her or find him weird, i'm not sexist. Can you do that? Yeah we're trying to get a hairdresser? We will try to get the monitors.

We'll try to get the g703 we're trying to we're doing everything we can all right. That's cool! I'm a little drunk so anyways i'll talk to you later dog stay masked, stay, safe and i'll. See you at 3 30., all right, pog champ! All right done! Are you still shooting yeah, like events and stuff will does like professional events regularly with like g4, and also with like movie, sets things like that? Have you ever seen this level of covet protocol? It is so extra like i asked them. I asked this is dead.

No, i asked the car people i was like this is your max package right like? Is there uh they're, like a private healthcare provider on top of everything else that, like they've partnered up with, and there is no way like they were probably like? We want the full monty like we want. The the max package like this is zombie apocalypse level yes like when we walked in it's just like the corridors are empty. There's like people are stopping us like whoa whoa. You can't like be up here unless you're like fully vaccinated.

You know insane not vaccinated but, like you know, fully masked and like in your in your comfort zone, like you, oh i'm, sorry this is the cloth mask. You're gon na have to put an under mask yeah double mask. They want us to double mask up and i don't have a second mask. Well, they did they, they forced me, you avoided it.

You dodged it. I easily cried on and then i took it off, but i mean it's. It's nuts like this is the future liberals want and i'm sick and tired of it. I'm putting my foot down.

I am now i am now a conservative, okay god, damn i'm a reactionary conservative, i'm sick and tired of it. Well, i mean dude. This is it man. This is um.

This is this. Is it day one uh yeah they're dead? One is death. You're lucky start your show early, though that was pretty good bro. I woke up at like 10 man and i went live.

I woke up at eight. Were you here so big you to all the other creators that are not here right now? Why i don't know who you are why why they were like they probably were like this is what's gon na happen, so i don't want to be here. I was here last night: it's going to be good they're, going to be on good content. Tomorrow's going to be great, though they don't know what good content is, so it doesn't matter.

Uh yo. I got a question man, i oh, how do i word this dude? I got this girl sending me an immense amount of nudes and she's the one you did discard it. No, no! No, not that one! That's a different one! Wait! Okay! All right - and you know i'm like you - know what you're probably some 15 year old swedish boy right. You do not yeah okay, so i'm like and she's like, so she wrote her name she's like i'm 24.

yadda yadda, i'm like all right cool and you know i'm responding to her like videos, she's like dancing and like like doing, and i'm like pogchamp he's. He farted in my room like eight times. What are you doing? Man continue. Do i want to continue after that i parked my room before i came here hot box to your room with his farts bro.

What's going on, how do you fart so much? I don't. I don't know, i don't know what is it? What is it so? What about the girls, though, go on so this girl is a twin swedish girl who's like yeah and she's. Sending me all this dude she's saying weird stuff and it makes me uncomfortable, but it's like all right, i'm gon na read some. Please put your weaning inside of me jesus.

She i'm like i'm. I swear to god, i'm responding with like pog, champ and poggers. That's all i'm saying emotes pretty much and she's like she's getting hornier at the moment. Every time she's like that's she's she's, like uh, i just creamed all over my lord's dick she's, calling me her lord.

I guess i'm the lord. I don't think so. Wait she's calling you the lord yeah she's, calling me like god: that's like mental illness right yeah. I don't think you should be yeah yeah exactly okay, so we agree on something, though huh.

How good are the news, though dude they're real? You want to come. Look. I shouldn't start yeah. I can't i feel weird but like she's like yeah, we did not if on accident, like maybe i'm walking by and i see it like yeah yeah yeah like one of those one of those.

That's like more ethical. You know what i mean. Yeah, no, if you're showing it to me it's unethical but she's like she's like i let you fill my hole. What are you wearing? I'm like uh sweats, that's what i said does she know you from twitch yeah? I think so.

Then she knows what you wear. You wear the same yeah. True true. I just found a chat if you fit a send one more, but it has to be really spicy what i'm just talking to her, because she's in the chat, probably watching right now, yeah nah she's, not she's she's, not asking.

She sent a video of like bouncing on like a fake penis, and i was like i literally said: what are you aspiring to accomplish in your life? Like that's what i said to her she's like i work with amphibians, i'm like okay, oh that's cool! So she's got like a job. She does things but she's a frog. Is that a frog yeah like frogs and is she hot yeah she's, pretty hot man? You know uh no doesn't, but i'm just like dude, i swear she's like is she in america uh? No, i don't. I don't know i haven't asked.

I don't care. I i haven't had a conversation with her like i just respond right. I'm like oh, okay. I'll respond, let's see what happens and like dude she's, like devil, like devil like sex yeah she's, like it's weird, ask her to rate my uh swedish impersonation, my swedish accent, that was norwegian yeah.

I know it's canoe man. All you know how to do is canoe. Like bro, we have to, we have to chill for another like two hours, two hours in the most like. Okay, vegas is a very sad place.

Okay, it's a very sad place where dreams go to die for the most part, but it can also be a very fun place. There's a lot like l.a. How is ellie better in that regard? La is literally the place where drum dreams already died. True he's not wrong way better than vegas, because, like there it's like a real human place, that's not every every square inch is not like designed mathematically to like extract value out of you.

This is like every part of babies is like it's trying to milk. You drop good good, but because of that, there's also a lot of fun amenities right and we can't use a single one of those things. This nuts dude one of the hotels i drove by had a sphynx for an entrance like a giant egyptian. You s what an and an what are you talking about stinks an i think, you're spinning, a sphincter you're talking about a sphincter, the thing that makes you hold pooping the dude you're you're stupid, all right dude.

You changed bro i cheated because y'all are in here. I don't know how y'all would be dude. It's a speaks. It's like.

Oh, the cat yeah like a egyptian like laying down cat. It's like that entrance from people was a pyramid. Yes, there's a pyramid, it was like egypt. That's america's got talent that one has a light that goes all the way out of space.

Nah space won't even breathe notice, there's nobody's in space. I mean aliens are in space, yeah dude massive amounts of aliens dude, but it's just it's just sad. If you remove the gambling out of the equation, because it's just an incredibly sad experience, bro, i'm looking at you with that it's in a desert and this place needs a lot of water and power to run. It doesn't make sense.

This place shouldn't exist. You know the real. The only reason why this is the mom, like the mafia. They literally were like.

We want to do illicit illegal activities somewhere. Don't they have like up water here like none like no water? Okay, let's get room service. What do you want? Uh yo owners on his budget bro. They gave us per diem, it's laughable, yeah, it's only 75 dollars a day.

I mean they're supposed to be catering as food. I already consumed your 75 bro. Let's get, i agree, get room service yeah! It's a scanner like the restaurants and that's not bad, though yo get me the uh, the chicken soup dog yo. Why? Why do you eat like like an old jewish man? That's racist! No, it's not! First of all, it would be anti-semitic.

I don't know no! It's culturally insensitive. What do you talk? What does that even mean it's racism? It's crucially sensitive? No, it's not a race. Jewish people are a race, no they're, a religion, no there's! What's the difference, there are different ethnicities within the jewish uh religion. What does that mean? Sephardic mizrahi there are multiple different accidents dude.

What the well no hasidic is just a different branch, but i guess ethnically they would be something else. I don't know all right. You know what they need to dumb it down, because i can't get involved. When i don't know any of the words you just said you're, why are you using no soup because chicken noodle soup's delicious man? What are you talking about? How are you going to talk chicken noodle soup, there's a reason why it's, the most known words are coming out of my mouth you're everyone's paw everyone's question, marking hassan, take omega lol stupid.

I don't know, i don't get it you're right though it's not racist. I don't think it can be what racism against jewish people? No, you can be anti-semitic against you. What is it? Are they anti-semitic? What does that mean? Dude cement? That sounds like some type of disease. That sounds like that sounds like it's like a type of bonding agent.

That sounds like hot glue. I got ta anti-semitic, this. It's like you called it. A kill streak dude all right hassan go on man, so jewish people are symmetic people.

Some are actually middle. Eastern people, like i am a semitic person right so you're racist. No, why? What do you mean, like you said, you're semitic, so that means you're racist against jewish people? No dude, oh my god, regardless, like against semitic people, that's what it would be. What the are you talking about? I don't know why i even so sorry i'm interested.

So what happens when someone is semitic? What happens when someone is cemented yeah? What happens anti-semitic, but what is it? You're, anti-semitic you're like you use, there's a lot of tropes. Jewish people have historically been persecuted and there's a concept called blood bible where, like or the original sin of, like, like the bible, yeah, even all the way back to like the beginnings of christianity, jews have always been seen by christians. I thought jews were the first christians. Well, jesus was a jew, yes, but yeah.

So they're like the most seen as like the enemy, okay and a lot of really up evil people throughout history have done pogroms. You know the holocaust. What a what pogba's like it sounds like an email like genocide like a little bit unlucky um, so they are oftentimes uh used as like a cudgel they're at the heart of every conspiracy. They're just uses like uh the the the core of every conspiracy oftentimes revolves around, like jews, are doing this and they're bad and they're doing this because they're bad it's just so when you're somatic you don't like jews, no dude when you're so semitic isn't.

When i think you're you're, religious and anticipating is when you're entitled to religion yeah, what? If i'm not religious, am i anti-semitic? No, because you're not against you're? Just not you can be anti-religion without being anti-semitic. I don't hate it. I don't care. If someone has religion, i just don't it's like the difference between everything being an atheist and an agnostic bro.

What the kind of that sounds. What is agnostic is that a sickness is agnostic is when you don't believe the concept of organized religion, or you cannot confirm nor deny the existence of god so you're just kind of like chill okay. So what is a liberal? A liberal is it's political belief of the left wing, not just not the left-wing. That's a democrat.

I thought democrats are like it's the same thing why the democratic party in the united states is in contemporary society. The left liberal party in america there's a two-party system that we have your two major parties, bro hold on. You got ta shut up for a second, the other one is the republican party. I got ta quit the cord bro.

I was getting diddy didn't you know like messages and you guys yo what happened to room service. Felix um. You had a job, i'm i'm interviewing, i don't know how to browse expensive items or some bro. What why not getting get me a soup? What do you want come on? I don't know.

What's in there, a buttermilk pancake, i don't know what that does you want a buttermilk, pancake, okay, chicken dilla yeah? No, i want the chick chicken soup fried chicken country fried. That sounds we're in like the north bro. Why would i want country fried like a quarter sheet? Pizzas, corn? That's this probably is that is that what you got with them quartz or a quarter sheet pizzas, wait. What what are you talking about? Was that quarter sheet pizzas or not? I don't.

I got a pepperoni pizza. I didn't ask for a quarter over here from his herb, yeah his or here here yeah. Why am i the mediator between you? Two both of you, i'm not immediately you're, not a medium. You can't talk to dead people mediator me dude.

I used to take leadership class when i was in middle school. Did you ever take that what a failure that was dude? It was so bad dude. She would like turn the lights off and be like. I feel, they're mine.

Who cares us mediators? They had to have it, they would. They would wear some some van der waal like they would wear some weird thing: no, that's people who direct traffic no, but they did that, but they directed they directed bullying. Bullying is a good sign. Okay, that's a that's! A tough one, but but like not like not like straight up bullying people for no reason but, like you know, someone's putting people in their place, someone being a sometimes they need to be shamed like this concept of like.

Oh, we can't have shame, don't shame this. Don't shave it up? No shame people, okay! Yes, we need to be ashamed. Sometimes you know people need to be put in their place like you need to lock them in the lost and found like you are my and then they go crazy yeah. So it's late! It's like the killer.

That brings the ball to the game. Anyway, he volunteers bring the ball, he brings the ball and then you know the game starts. Losing he says it's my ball and then he leaves with the ball back here like put that in the locker. Please dude: did you ever get shoved in the locker dude? I did.

It was sick, it's actually funny as yes. Well, no, i kind of let it i was like when you're like 12 years old, like people aren't smart, so i kind of let them do it because it was like kind of funny or whatever, and then i started putting people unlocked because i enjoyed it. I thought it was funny interesting, so you were a bully. That's why you wanted yeah.

I bullied the out of people. I lost a kid in the lost and found one time and i sat on the box. You're perpetuated. You graduated the cycle of bullying violence.

Why? You got bullied and then you did it to other people. Yes, i didn't get bullied. It was my friends doing it to me. I thought it was funny if i really want nah, they wouldn't put me in there.

If i didn't, if i really wanted to yo, i wasn't a bully and i got joe for bullying. I got a big big troll like the top, because some girl had a pants on right and it's a cute and and then i told her, it should be puked because p ut in french is okay, that's definitely bullying yeah, i mean that's bullying, okay, oh i Wasn't bullying? What are you doing, man? What are the food felix, i'm starving and i'm drunk? Okay, let's you want to go. Want me to go. Yeah.

Take that phone wait. What are you ordering for me? Is there like a no? I got that gun yeah, hit that you you want a sammy or something i don't know what to call it. It's a it's a button. You it's a button.

Bro, it's a room service, room service, in-room, dining, yeah, yeah in room, diving, dining! Don't do it! Don't do it yet i'm gon na look right now: who's knocking oh man, this yo, you want food dog yeah, oh there's a waiting line. There's music went out yeah. They did that to me too, of course there's a waiting line. You have to be there in an hour, no, no yeah.

No, no! No! We ain't being nowhere in an it's hour not happening, and you know it wait. You're. Just not gon na go dude. This man like i don't care they need us.

We don't need them. Please sorry for the disturbance, um, hello, i'd like to order some uh in in room dining. Please um! Sorry, are you thinking with who? Oh yes, sorry, i'm sorry, i guess it's the room, um owner who's here, okay, um! Sorry, what was that uh? There's four guests around yeah: she can say you're not allowed to have that many guests in the room. Okay, um.

I would like to have clove sandwich club sandwich. Please a french fries! Okay! Yes, yes, unless onion rings - oh, he said he said. Unless there's onion rings available. Okay, then fries will be fine.

Thank you. Okay. Next, a chicken soup, oh chicken soup, please chicken noodle uh, is. Is it chicken noodle? Thank you very much we'll take one of that.

Please, that's my i'm sorry, i'm sorry for that. My grandfather is here. I apologize for the disturbance he wants chicken noodle soup, all right. Okay, i'm ready to go.

I got this um. I would like to have um country fried chicken tenders. Please um swing spicy on the side. Please a wrench, please! Why is it so pink? I'm sorry! What's that next selection, you want something um yeah! Well, i'm doing the fried chicken sandwich.

If you would like to have the fried chicken sandwich, when were you allowed to become the frieza okay, he says yes, when were you allowed to get these? I bought those on the line. Is it from? Do you want anything else, yo guys wrap it up. Do you guys want anyone, give me some orange juice, one orange juice, please, two more champagne. Let's keep thinking bringing a slot machine and two um; okay, sorry! So one orange juice, two diet, cokes champagnes and two champagnes um.

What about two champagnes is those available she's like you're, clearly a 14 year old yeah, i'm up now, i think like so in the room it okay yeah, so the room came with a bottle. It's green and orange. Can we get through those more please yeah? Yeah! You damn you got the room, certain person being like that's balling. Are you sure you want to win? Can i add on some of that um chicken wings, please eat them, lemon pepper or that buffalo buffalo.

Please follow i'm still laughing at that. No i'm just looking at this um no that'll be up very cute excellent. I didn't even get a pc. Yes, should i ask you my room's like jail, dude, the whole plate room.

The whole floor is like jail, but i do have a computer. The service is so bad. They had to give a live view for the computer yeah. What yeah? You know you irl stream, a live view yeah, so like a backpack, excellent, pc right now, why not sorry for them for the chaos in the room? Why did they do it like this? It is what it is man very well.

Is this your flooded room, or did you get a new one? It melted what's the opposite of that evaporated? Yes, it did that what game were you playing? I was playing that slings fire, i'm dude, i'm on the last boss and they walked in and i haven't continued um whatever's best for quality food. Have you played uh? We don't mind the description. Yet. Yes, only part yeah, it's pretty so good.

Only part. One though youtube goodbye - oh my god, it's it's! So good! Okay, all right good! It's done! It's done! It was 435 okay, so each of our rooms, they said we get 75 dollars a day. Yeah we're going to subtract that from y'all yep all right and we're going to give it to me. So it's all on top oh yeah yeah.

We can do that for sure. Hey, let's get willa, do it. He just signed true that's right by the way, by the way, there's a chance, we don't get to eat any food. There's a what.

How long did she say it's gon na take about an hour yeah we got ta go bro, there's no way. We just wasted. Four hundred dollars is that three thirty four okay, is that four he said it we're gon na be and we'll be like hey and we're fashionably late, it's four! So let's get there at 4, 20.. All 420 on the dock for weed we're cool dude who's, most sweetie anyway, i smoke weed dog.

I smoke where's, my shampack, the i already finished it man, you said you didn't want anymore. I downed it. I would start mine yeah. I got that you can drink mine really, if you don't drink it, i will i'm i'm going to rehearsal drunk this better, be the most fun events.

I've ever done in my life, dude, that's what i'm saying bro and it probably won't be well. Actually, i will felix said it: it will. It looks fun, it's gon na be fun. It's gon na be good content.

You know, i think, content regarding the location is like a it's like a party right, yeah people that say it's a bad party are boring people, because it's the people who make the event good. If we're chilling.