So we can have food but like something fresh, not greasy and heavy, because i don't feel very good what up eyes and one horizon: zero dawn, uh more, like uh, horizon 100 yards well, like uh, horizon zero. New ideas horizon west is a game that i forbid you to buy, not because it's a horrible game, but because this type of game needs to die off now, it's time for game developers to make a new video game, even though i never beat the original horizon Game i actually agree returning to a game, i've already beaten 50 times. I beat this game when it was called assassin's creed holy when it was called and it was called tom raider. I beat this game when it was infamous.

I beat this game, it was called tomb, raider city, saints row, far cry borderlands crackdown, cyberpunk dx3d, i mean just talking this year alone. I already played the new spider-man and i like to and the new pokemon i've already played four open world games and we're not even two months into this year come on now game developers you got ta make some new kinds of games guys. It is a tomb raider, but tomorrow is exactly like that. It isn't it's the same game that you fight big robot animals.

The robo fights are the highlight of the game, but because it's open world that element is often minimized in favor of talking to npcs smelling stuff, with your witcher sense, clearing out enemy camps, gathering herbs crafting looting boxes. There is so much looting in this game, but you can't just swipe stuff while running like a zelda or monster hunter. Your character has to come to a complete halt just to grab some berries. It's a minor gripe, but when you're looting hundreds of items that minor gripe turns into a big, but i would wear tides under yeah.

That's nice! It's nice! Are you sure, yeah yeah, just uh, make sure you leave space for one colorful highlight and we can both match it? Somehow you don't need color, it has this. Well, i like to have i like that, a contrasting piece of a piece of clothing? That's the thing with these open world games there's so many games just like this for me to compare you against that. I end up going well. This mechanic was done better in this game and this game did this better? I feel like a teacher grading papers.

You know what i mean: the race of man was gifted ten ps4 grades to govern the ten kingdoms of the world. When i think you guys you, let me tell you this graphics is the best graphics in the entire world, but my immersion was slightly broken when characters started to pop in and out of reality. In the background good to see you old one guy sounds like trouble and then this person over here it's just a flying head with feet, turn back outlander. They also brought in the hair physics from uh wwf.

What's up crazy girls when she sits, i think for me, though, what really kills this game off is the dialogue but boom. There was just way too much of it. At least i say something of substance every once in a while. What was that? I just fell asleep.

While you were talking. No, you didn't. You didn't fall asleep, you're, still awake, she's lying everybody she's lying. Why is she here? I live here too lugnut.

Why were people laughing? Was that a joke? I just got done playing pokemon, which had the exact same problem, so i was already beyond my limit with this. The story and characters are very generic and then, when they're finally done talking, the game prompts you to start asking them a bunch of questions. What sicko is actually going to hit the more dialog button when it takes characters? 20 minutes just to shut the up in the first place dying like two had the same exact system where you have all these options to ask questions, but only one of them actually progresses the game. Remember a mass effect where you could choose like the good or evil dialogue in this game.

You choose less or more questions if you loved ghosts. I love this too. It's 100 times more polished than ass days gone 50 times more polished than assassin's creed. It's a market tested risk adverse product that most people will enjoy, and only a few will truly love or despise.

For me, though, horizon zero dawn will forever be known as that open world game that came out three days before breath of the wild and now horizon forbidden west was that open world game that came out a couple days before eldon ring see ya, and he rarely Goes that hard on the games? He did. He went hardcore honest wan na boy that wasn't even his new video i'm sensing that the elven ring is in this very room. Maybe it's here, elden ring ahead, i'm getting close now. Oh definitely, definitely elder ringers are right.

Gon na be right over it, there's a fence he's powerless with the defense is gone, the fence is coming, you were simply no match. I've beaten, every dark soul, don't kill. This is normal too late dumbass. You can never reach me up here.

The bear is one of the dumbest animals in the animal kingdom. Don't kill what is that? That monster has way too much health for his uh gamer. I beat every dark soul who the you're, not even in this fight lobster battle. Yeah look at him go.

I skipped him, but i i always try to kill him dead and the lobster is one of the dumbest animals and he has a second face. Why does a normal enemy have a second phase? That's it now you guys pissed me off. Where am i? Where am i that rarely happens, but it does happen, did i win or lose? Sometimes that's got ta be where eldon ring is. Maybe it's at the bottom of the cliff, thank god this guy's already dead.

He may be big, but in a game like this, the bigger you are the more damage you do. You are a big big dick. You know that, and you know what i hate healthy. Why don't the shitty enemies ever die to fall damage this game? Sucks! No item ahead, no item, yep, no yep and that's how you know and that's how you know: yep and yep, and that's how you know this is where elden ring is yep.

Okay, and here we go, and here we go where the hell is. My item don't kill you. They missed dang everybody, this guy sucks ass at olden rings. I won't shut his hands and play through i'm a ball.

How did that work? This place sucks? Nothing. I hate it. I hate this nope, that's one big ass ball! Ah, here i go here: i big go here, we go, do it again, do it again, i don't give a. I don't give a about this now come and kill me if you got the balls.

That is get the balls, because a big big ball hit you on the head. You get it because a great big ball hit you on the head. Do you get that joke tone because really ellen ring? Really? This is the guys you put me up against come on now. Elden ring put me up against a true battle.

Now wait what i think i just figured out how to beat eldon ring just do that move well, that is so cheap dude. Is that an invisible man that can backstab me and he can fly, and he has a million health dip died? That's what the truth is to the front. Oh no, now he's on the right now he's over there. Okay now he's behind me.

This is stupid. On my second play, i beat him in the game on pc. No go back, go back in the laser. I think most of them are just like replicas.

I shall become elden gord. Now dad don't roll no go in it. Go in the laser. Thank you.

No go back. Thank you. Thank you. Go back in go back in there.

You go now just stand there for like an hour. Nope nope master builds all right. I'm back all right beat him. I beat the giant shoot me with your biggest gun spider-man.

You piece of stupid, elven ring game. I hate this game. Oh this boss is a joke. He's still going he's still doing it.

I'm gon na kill the elden chest. That's where it's stored. Do you guys know where eldon ring is check this out? I did a little damage - oh my god, the legendary long tail cat talisman that renders the wearer immune to fall down. That's not real, giving me a funny idea: okay! Well, that was a scam.

Final boss, wait you're, not even at all. We go: okay, okay, okay, okay, oh okay, okay, interesting cool! Thank you! Where is the word cool i like to die, then i don't have to play the game anymore. Oh, i see what they're saying with it. You got to jump over.

That's the is this! Well! You just give me the goddamn onion ring ready god that boss is stupid. That boss is broken. That was the most stupid, broken boss. I have ever seen in my entire life.

Oh, if you would have died as a second phase, awesome 100 missiles that black underneath cool amazing, you have a laser sword. No, no! No! No! No! Oh and he's doing this wait did he get the that is so broken? Okay. He actually listened he's he's not fighting he's, not fighting back he's just standing here, the entire fight. Okay, all right! All right! I beat him round two fight, eldon beast! I command you to stop wait what it worked.

It worked again. What okay, okay! No! I would have not finished the game that way come on now. That's one way to make a final boss. I would not have finished again.

This way come on now elgin ring. What is this? I guess there it is elden wing. I win. This also no shot.

Dude come on out. Did he saw it somewhere on some video or some stream dude about the about the the ice feet and knocked down that? I that guys, this spell is so lame. Oh okay, that is super lame. Yes, that's one way that make it final boss lame good night give me you.