Talking about Edp-445 But just like most people's New Year's resolutions about going to the gym I'm going to have to break it every few months for the last couple of years like clockwork, he will try and come back to the internet after his historic Fall From Grace after being caught in the now Infamous cupcake sting operation that oh no Predator he'll come back with an almost cartoonish development he has been on this non-stop Wacky Roller Coaster of crazy goofy that he tries. He's this gift that just keeps on giving with the amount of unbelievable he tries like an everlasting Gobstopper of Goofs I've compared him to the Box ghost from Danny Phantom and I think that is just the most apt comparison. He's just this silly villain that keeps popping up every now and then just for people to laugh him off the face of the internet. but he'll always come back as a cameo in later episodes.

and that's why we're talking about him again today. because it's that time of the year where EDP tries to make a claim that he's innocent and this time he's saying actually it was all acting. He was only pretending to be a pedophile. He was method acting as a child molester as part of a a movie production I Know that sounds unbelievable.

That sounds like I just made that up in a game of Madness but I I'm being serious. that is the angle he's trying. He posted an entire breakdown of his defense that this was all a setup, that it was supposed to just be improv acting. but they published it as a real thing and it cost them his whole career.

Now, before diving into the Fanfic that EDP tries to craft here like he's working on a Tumblr blog I Do want to make it clear that even though the cupcake doomsday sting operation was the apocalypse that brought down the world of EDP, It's far from the only instance of him talking inappropriately and sexually with minors. This was just the only one where they actually caught him in video. You know this was no longer just blurry photos of Sasquatch or rumors. They finally had him on video flirting with and then even going to a physical location to meet someone he believed to be a child.

This followed sexual immigrant conversations as well as inappropriate pictures including a picture of his poopy in a toilet an actual pic. I Make sure to mention that anytime Edp's name comes up because God Damn it, that is crazy. And following all that, he went to the physical location to meet someone he believed to a kid and said the reason he was there was actually because his belly was empty. His tummy was growling for a cupcake which is why it became known as The Cupcake incident.

But this is just focusing on that video and not any of the other numerous claims and evidence for his other behavior before. So let's take it from the top here in the timeline of events, he lays out all the lore and it dates all the way back to 2019. So he's laying out the goddamn silmarillion here preceding the Lord of the Rings events that take place later on. So in 2019, he flew out to Philadelphia for the world premiere of Maybe Next Year which he was featured in I Suppose this was his acting debut and that's crucial knowledge here, because fast forward to 2021.

He received an email from Chet Goldstein who was the person conducting the investigation on EDP at the time, and he's claiming that in 2021 Chuck Goldstein reached out to him letting him know how impressed he was with Edp's performance in that documentary, saying that he was impressed with his work from May maybe next year and wanted to give him a shot for a different part in a film that Chet Goldstein was working on at the time. So he drops a receipt here of an email that basically just Echoes that saying hey, you know your work was amazing. Can't believe you didn't win an Oscar Would love to have you as part of this next production if you're willing to try out for it. Uh, you know, get back to me EDP responds ecstatic to take this role.

This was really going to blow up his acting career. He confirms an address with him that it's a Rite Aid location they're meeting at Chet Goldstein says that you know their cameraman will meet them at the Rite Aid parking lot and it's going to be a random scene that they're going to act out for 30 to 40 minutes to see if he's fit for filming. When they ask you to act out may seem a bit odd and I may crack some jokes and be rude in certain parts of the shoot that may seem offensive to you. but keep in mind we have a protocol of situations we may throw at you to see how you respond and act in helping us determine if you're fit for the part.

if select did for the part for the film we're shooting in Bakersville In October we'll reach out in seven to 14 business days from our meeting. Please message me back to confirm this date. Well I mean the father so this is his bombshell, you know? shocking Revelation Plot twist moment where you see Chuck Goldstein actually was just wanting me to act. you know improv to make sure I was.

You know up to Snuff here with the the role that I'd be required to play for his production I I was under the impression this was all part of the acting which even upon hearing this chat something we chat guys again. Yeah, stop sending people to do this NPC are like sneaker fans people said NBC way before they didn't even there was even a rivalry between like sneak On Charlie like what excuse is one of the most unbelievable things I've ever heard? No, you remember that incident from two years ago. Keep in mind he's just now posting this two years later. I'm guessing this idea came to him in a dream recently to try this garbage.

But like you know, why wait two years if this is all legitimate? But regardless, you know all of that pedophile. No, that's just because I was a very good actor I actually fooled all of you. it was acting. but I'm really upset because you know I was misled I was instructed to improv I had no idea this was going to be the result.

but I know what you're thinking Charles He posted receipts. He posted emails right there. There's proof there's evidence to support these outrageous claims. Sometimes reality can be.

Stranger Than Fiction And to that I say I do not like those green eggs and ham I do not like them Sam I Am These are poorly photoshopped emails that he posts. He couldn't even Photoshop or crop it correctly. Look at Chet Goldstein's name. Oh no, it doesn't line up.

You can still see someone like oh at the top. Holy dude. The black flakes at the top where Chet Goldstein was pasted on top of whatever this email originally was and none of it's even centered in the first place. It doesn't even convincingly look like real emails.

It is awful. It is terribly done. and to go even a step further I Can. even if that were true, that would still not even help a story.

Literally hear Edp's voice in the check. Goldstein Text here he caps locked, respond, and act as if that's supposed to drive the point home. like no. Look, it's real.

This is super real because respond and act act. That's a key word. I'm gonna have to capitalize that one. So that way people know that this is key, it's blatantly fake.

These aren't real emails, but you know what? I'm always willing to play ball and suspend disbelief. Let's assume that this is real somehow when the odds of this being even remotely real are Beyond Minuscule I mean calculably low odds, but let's assume they are. It still doesn't explain away all of his other repeated Behavior with the way he talks to minors or anything like that. and it doesn't even explain away the video itself.

There's nothing in there that even like gets corroborated with these emails. he releases, nothing checks out. Even still, with the the video itself and the claims he's making, he didn't get rid of the notes the chat finds the negative. I Mean there's nothing like an A like I guess I don't really know, but he's doing this interview with like some kind of AI interviewer using some kind of like voice modulator and the way he explains it is even more silly.

He had his business card attached to the email. Okay, and that was shortly after the movie. Maybe next year or so you put kind of two and two together and everything aligned to this actually been an opportunity for you? correct? Yes. Okay, so Chet emails you and tells you them need him at the apartment complex I'm sorry, maybe I'm not understanding.

Well, um the uh again, you know the original Meetup spot was at the Rite Aid in what solar system would someone be so stupid as to get a random email from someone claiming to be a movie producer who just reached out to you with a cold call saying hey, you're performance in this documentary Spectacular stuff. Come meet me at a Rite Aid where I'm going to have you play a child predator Would you think that that's a good opportunity? So let's assume he didn't know he was going to be uh, acting as a a pedophile the second that they start spitballing this improv Adam Like okay so all these chat Logs with this child, you're a pedophile, You're a pedophile. Why would he play along with it like what? what opportunity did you think this was? How would portraying a child molest? Why was he acting like like he was acting during the logs toaster be like this Golden Goose For you, you were already a successful YouTuber with millions of subscribers, but this was your ticket to the big time. You know this role you thought you were playing.

like the the role that makes no sense. That is inexplicably ridiculous. You know here. he actually walked me over to the apartment complex.

so in the um in the email it was just. you know. Boom right here at the Rite Aid And then camera guy is the one who walked me over to the apartment complex. This is the first time.

Yeah, this is ironic, but what is everybody even entertain this guy? I Don't I don't get it I Don't get it I mean I mean this is like a Charlie video. It's like pretty much like front page and trending I guess. But why did why did anything he has to say Like there's enough. like there's enough proof against him for what what happened and what he did.

Why did they be like give me a chance to like, disprove her, or make fun of like I Don't get it. Let me give me give me a chance. Complex: You know what I mean This does absolutely nothing to help Proclaim his innocence here. If it was, it's content Bro Bro bro.

The reason for saying some actual Behavior type about content. There's a limited content like what a Rite Aid or the apartment complex that doesn't change anything. The clips he's showing the Right Aid only come comes in the frame when EDP is leaving after. They're talking about quality cops and everything.

Bro Bro this is. this is three Mill views. This is like this is like trending. This is like literally every day That that is when he is actually like making his Grand getaway from this situation.

He starts by going up to the apartment complex and then leaves going out by the Right Aid So you have any indication on what you're walking into what what type of scene you're going to be acting out. Um, he didn't tell me. Basically, you know what I mean He basically just said, you know, um you know. hey, we got some chat logs here.

we're going to improv this. Go go along with it. I'm just like, all right, cool, so interesting. and then again, you know what I mean It's like how the was I supposed to know this was a goddamn, you know how how the was I supposed to know that this was a goddamn setup right? Like you have business cards, you have the official wavelength.

You know what I mean Wait, this is corrupt the same way as did it went up top though. Isn't that crazy chat? This is cropped in the same way as this. No, what the? this is the scent of a mistake. Yeah, it's like anybody in their right mind would have thought that this was legit.

I Speak for every single living breathing human being on this planet in saying that nobody In their right mind would have thought this is something. Chris Hanson Bro Nobody applied to be on the Chrysanthe and it's not a thing yet I Don't think anybody applied to be on Chrysanthem. They did sing operations and they did pretty much like a ride along pretty much where they filmed the content out of the out of that nobody applied it on it. Are you smoking crack? It's legit at all.

I Will suspend this belief yet again here to just that toy around with this idea. Why the would you even improv this kind of scene? Did you want the role of a pedophile? Did you want that to be your acting? Legacy The follow-up to your Magnum Opus performance. And maybe next year you wanted to be the child predator. What? Since does that make? This is the dumbest defense ever.

And it doesn't even do anything to like, somehow explain away everything he says and does in the video itself. None of this oh I was a joke feeling down.