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Okay, unless no joke i was actually sleeping. Can i at least get a welcome to the jungle now? Absolutely not because i'll meet the dancers from the beginning, so we can hear the dialogue and whatnot. Please don't lie, come on, oh good news, all good so far, okay unlock on, i don't think so. Auto targets - i don't - maybe that was on always a little bit - you guys always a little bit brighter for this streamer obs and capture cars, make things that make it a little darker, then new game, uh frame rates or quality ooh experiments chat, six or seven, because I feel like this game is a little darker.

I usually protect it on seven but uh six. I think, which is seven. If it's too bright, tell me okay, which is our class here: boys, um, okay, vagabond, warrior, hero, bandit astrologer, prophet samurai, prisoner confessor or wretch. We're not going number nothing much, okay, guys, i'm not a big fan of uh casper classes, and somebody looks like it's gon na be like very agility heavy.

I uh. Can we just show stats help. What was the button for help? Okay? Oh there, you go. Okay, see um vegabond, vigor 15 strength decks guys.

Vagabond is really good. Hebrew has a lot of interest in strength. A little vigor probably not mind. We don't give a about that garbage garbage garbage, samurai, yeah level, nine endurance, strength, oh wow, 15, decks holy.

Wait. This glass is loaded, chat, vagabond samurai. What do you guys think because i'm thinking samurai? Actually? What do you think chat? Does it change that much we'll try somewhere else, good chat? Let's go: try type, a or type b, a name, warlord type, a age young aged now for young origins, i'm right, keepsake, huh, okay, increase my maximum hp, uh many rooms, don't care about that sacred flasks! Well, you get a plus one in your flask for free. That's gon na bust in actually, what do you think? Spirits no thrown items, no garbage garbage physical uh, no chat, medallion or seed? Should we get we get a plus one for free or the key? Okay, we go with the seed.

Why not guys is it? What does the key do? Taste, the 50 yeah man. Thank you so much for being here, but thanks for doing it thanks dude! Yes, it only opens one thing: you guys only usable once it says it can only be used once. Oh, it's for two good weapons. Okay, why not it i'm doing it? I'm getting the key boys boys, whatever okay moe's gon na face okay.

This is like our our like race right, new men. Long live southern born, oh loner's, gon na wicked yeah. I like loner, detail appearance mature young uh. Oh, my god, oh chad, guys i'm not gon na go down you guys! I'm not gon na.

Go jordan on this one guys that guy there's a lot in there boy there's a lot in there boys there's a lot in there. Okay face structure, no size guys! It's gon na ruin the story boys, it's gon na ruin the story. Dude it's gon na look like garbage, uh, okay, forehead, forehead uh. I don't really need to do that raw bridge no eyes guys, i'm ruining this already dude.

This is so up. Christ. You happy now yeah you happy dude, you happy my god, dude good, it's getting it's getting out of the screen. Look at that! So dumb, okay, you happy dude chin christ.

Okay, we good now holy holy okay. This is okay. This is actually chicago guys. Actual chad, though guys, is he ready to go boys ice chilling, you want to close pores.

You want to make them look good, no more circles! Look at that man, cosmetics, eyeliner, okay, whoa, okay, okay, come on now come on my hey guys. You guys are ready to go. Oh, i kind of like lipstick, though hey look. I can't like lipstick tattoo mark, oh kind of like that.

Oh that's kind of cool look giant is like bad scar tissue now this is better. This is a little better. I i this is better. Look it's like it's like bad scar tissue.

I like that uh, maybe maybe more down. That's like perfect eye patch! Oh well! You don't like that. Okay, let's take it off, then look at that okay! Is it ready to go now guys? He looks guys, looks kind of wicked, maybe hair style. No, i don't can't.

We cannot okay, dude, okay, dude, okay, guys! I would go for this, but guys, okay, what about number nine? This number 20, because i guess i got like 20 because i enjoy 20. yeah. This guy fits his style 20, then uh we're using 20. okay.

How do i get out of here? Oh why? What abdomen nah? That means a jig? Oh dude, jiga chad holy holy okay, okay, okay boys! This is it here comes. This is mr warlord hold up. We need to add um here comes, this is a warlord day one, but came a little bit smaller. The fallen leaves tell a story.

The great elden ring was shattered. He said it in our home across the fog the lands between now queen marika, the eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the night of the black knights godwin, the golden was first to perish soon. America's offspring, demigods all claimed the shines of the elden ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the shattering a war from which no lord arose.

It will sword them a war leading to abandonment by the greater will oh rise now he tarnished he dead who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all. Chieftain of the badlands, the ever brilliant, they all know it me and one other whom grace would again bless a tarnished of no renown. I thought you remember.

That's me my favorite to the lands between uh samurai alone or some right before the elden ring and become the elden lord. She said i keep saying it: okay, oh wow. What it's it's triangle to activate stuff! Now look to the fps yeah! That's that's one! That's what i'm getting at right now: okay, wow! That's really good, though this is pretty good. So far, though it loads in pretty well try attacking it.

I just i just did that wait. What do i have a sword and a bow? What what the camera is? That, oh okay, praise the good luck, death ahead! Thank you man! Not here, stop man! Why are they trolling again? What's here, dude guys you guys that who's doing these messages? Anyway, let's ate a jump, so i can't really play uh. I can't really play uh. My normal stance for the controller then boss, already okay, huh, i'm not dead huh.

I don't get it yeah, it's scripted, but what, if i be? What if i actually beat it? Oh, oh, it's nice, don't worry! Torrent fortune is on his side. We found him here. After all, one of his kind is sure to seek the elden ring. She said it, it keeps saying, even if it does violate the golden order.

The game is on performance mode. That's because it gets my dude, so small, already man chill death counter zero head, upstairs zero okay. So this is flask of health and mana. I'm sure you guys, i'm sure you can reorganize them.

Correct arts of war, where's blood, take the plunge, um, not now settle down guys. I want to explore everything first man, because i i plugged the beta but i'll, remember where to go. Try circling around that's got ta, be vapes. Chad, wan na go down the rafa.

What is this anyway, if you go up, you can always go down with your gown. You cannot always go up them. I guess that's what i'm trying to say here, boys, oh, what is that? Ah bonfire? Okay, let's go and rearrange our spell our our. So i'm probably going to rearrange your flasks and um: let's go 4-1.

I don't 4-0 them! Oh wow! Why can't i go here? The fog is blocking multiplayer, interesting lever. What does that say over here guys? We can always go back down later on it's fine there. We are boys lim grave okay, that's where the game begins: boys, okay, guys, okay, i'll only give the first boss, five tries or three tries. Oh yes, tarnished, are we oh yeah we're trying to respond to the lands between for the elden ring? Yes, of course, you have no shame in it.

Unfortunately, for you, however, you are maidenless without guidance. Oh man lasts out the strength of runes and without an invitation to the round table hold you are fated, it seems to die in obscurity, okay, so no, luckily for you, however, there is one shining, no, for even the maidenless me very take care to listen. Are you familiar with grace the golden light that gives life to you tarnished? You may also behold its golden rays, pointing in a particular direction at times. Okay, indeed, grace's guidance holds the answers.

It will lead you tarnished to the path you are meant to follow, even if it leads you to your grave, oh yeah. Give me give me. Grace's guidance will reveal the path forward, most certainly to castle stormville over on the cliff the home of the decrepit demigod cardrick. The graf did it's time you set off, i should think to castle stormville, but if you seek the elden ring maidenless, as you are it's time for castles, if you see well, it doesn't give anything.

Oh, my guys wait a minute, but how do you even use that is this good? Should i even bother with this or not wait? I don't i don't. I don't know i can use unlock wow, okay, okay, much harder! No, no whoa! Okay! Uh! How do we get out? I wan na die. I will die. Okay, no truce truce, no, no! No! No! No! No! Okay, guys! I don't think he's meant to be killed together, i'm not coping! I don't think he's meant to be killed this early.

He seems harder than he was last time you guys did, though, does he not? This is a little harder. Oh you're right. We are weaker, okay, let's, let's just go for them, though perhaps items everyone said, use, use, auto lock on we'll. Do these all to walk on? Oh, was that a lock on? Let's go okay, some fruits, we're only gon na give us about that.

Let's go! Okay! Okay! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! How do you swap weapons again? I forgot d-pad all right. Let's just see the first boss guys guys it's we're not really keeping the boss, it's just that uh the mod's a little bit harder. We'll come back later. You don't you just go back later, it's what it is.

They made it harder. I guess too many people were beating that boss early into the game, so they just made it harder because i'm not a oh there's a little beer. What is even happening? Hello item over here boys strength. Armament, that's many table.

Our runes are sitting swinging, their armaments, you're, okay, i can see it and i can also see that you're, not after my throat. Then why not purchase a little something i am carly collin purveyor of fine goods. Okay, i sells um, oh keys, oh wow, guys you guys, there's there's a lot of crafting in this game holy okay goodbye for now. What is it? No goodbye? Okay! I forgot where to go first, so we're just gon na go we're gon na go random, hey what up wait guys? What is heavy attack? Take no stand.

Man look! Look! I don't know how to yes. I have no idea my sword uh. How do i hand it triangle? Doesn't do anything r1 triangle. Aha, thank you, sir, because i'm gon na go and put the put the bowl away.

Cuz, i'm not a big bow user, i'm just gon na, say: okay, i remember there's wolves in here the first time we came through here, yeah same thing as last time. So, okay, that's about it a crackpot doing pretty good so far, boys. Let's go ahead and clear the clear room, so we don't get smoked by some weird enemies. Oh there's, even guys the game feels really good.

Shall we i'm finished guys? Wasn't it it's the same thing we played the first time, but it kind of gives me a good like last was getting my plate was what dark souls 2. This feels like a breath of fresh air man holy because man, cameron, darfur's two to this is dude. Please you can actually move and play the game. It feels good.

Oh ah, this guy, oh wow, okay, okay, lame dragon as man. Oh, no! Not! Yet, let's explore a little bit. Try, crouching! Okay, what jump attacking uh wait? What? Oh, perhaps oh there's anything else in here boys, that's kind of wicked. Let's get out there.

Okay, oh yeah. I forgot. I forgot guys. I forgot the uh, the magic combos, oh wow.

Oh, what is it again? Oh wow. What is that wait, what it it uses? It used magicking who's presented. Okay, guys, i'm not gon na ask chat too much too much. Okay, because i don't want to be overbearing, but listen, we'll put them the first time.

What did we go after this position? Oh wow, that didn't work. Why not mushroom? On the left side, there's an um there's an under cave with traps, yeah so forward to my right. There's gon na be a cave and there's um a bunch of garbage in it. It's very annoying ruin fragment.

What is that is that soccer? Oh wow. We can break it golden rune, oh my that's got ta, be rare right, look raw fruits! Stop guys! Why am i emoting all the time? I don't know what i'm clicking by that doing that mushroom see there you go! There's the cave! Okay, guys! This cave is very, it's very annoying. It's not oh, no, there's so much garbage in here boys. Okay, can we live up a little bit because i forgot to level up? Oh, we need the maiden i forgot about that.

Hey man, probably that means we're into the engine industry, efficiency roots, comes all to you. Okay, what do we say man? I don't really care it's just what i did. Okay, i'm gon na be nice. I just bought the game, be nice man.

What is one of this guy? Okay, classic spammer classic dude, because i forgot how to add these guys? I forgot they work gon na lose anything just keeps it just keeps spamming. It's so unpleasant! Oh you have you seen this weapon art graves total locked by contraption. Here they come, of course a ranger. As always, i don't miss anything okay, let's i'm done i'm getting spammed.

Of course, prattling paint, hello, okay, whoa upper, i guess, let's go up. First, see something's up there. What is what is? Aha, okay, that's that okay dude! I didn't see him, i didn't see him there. Did you see him? I didn't see him there.

It doesn't matter much dun, um, fine, sign it. It's fine! It's fine! Let's not get caught up boys just gon na chill you get to get the souls get the out of there. I don't think, there's anything else in there i mean all they do is spam, though they hard spam. You guys see that that's crazy chad.

You actually think that there's something uh behind above the pillars that they've opened or not you will not be missed. Rip bozo then rip. You will not be missed, get absolutely rolled up now. We're good boys nope.

All this really nothing! It's fun! It's okay! We get experience and we learn could went forward with the game, but whatever good materials we'll keep those okay, that's annoying, because i'm guys these early enemies are very, very pesky, very pesky. Okay, actually stop come on be nice. I just bought the game done. Oh that's! Dude dude, that's really good boys.

That's really remember when we play the beta. This item makes they spawn the squad, so you can spawn the squad, so i think with equipment, and we can we can put it in the juicer. Oh, what is that boost fire damage? Negation, well, we should be wearing that the whole time. Let me show you, let me give you an example.

Watch it watch us. Oh what uh. I think we should just go heal and then go to the bus. Oh, i guess i don't want that against bosses, because we currently have a a perfect track record against bosses, so you can only spawn that against the against bosses.

No, we can't okay, i'm trying to heal man. So what? What? Oh? My god, come on guys? It's very odd. You guys he's rough like he goes fast man. He wasn't.

He was not like this last time. He was not so you have to pre-dodge that's fair enough wow that was so flat. I couldn't do anything. Oh huh, you can't spend souls uh.

Yet it's fine! Yes, guys, i'm usually a pretty good gamer. Okay, this shouldn't take a delicious just take a minute he's kind of going crazy, though he's going nuts with this one, i'm actually kind of surprised on how quick he is compared to the before beta was not like this at all. All my souls are far away off. I'm gon na break all the pillars.

Oh nothing, wow! That's annoying! What wow, wow double double dude, dude, guys guys all right, i'm not kidding! I'm looking! I'm thinking, i'm thinking about it. How do you dodge a double spin? Oh, you can jump, wait, no shot, jumping. Does it? Oh, i i mean you can see, get it. Oh wow.

It actually works wow. That was a quick attack. I never hit me i'm so, greedy. Okay, i got it.

We have. We got this okay, chad. Do you actually think that using the bow can help here at all? Do you think the boat actually does any damage whatsoever makes it some more after all right? But i guess i've never used the ball before. I know how that works.

So how do you use a ball? So that's my fault. Wow. Do you stop now so sheesh boys boys boys, the bow man is at it again. Bowman andy up in this easy.

The boat was broken, so i'm guessing. Yes, we have to farm a lot of maps right. We miss luton, i'm getting baited dude, oh the big chest here, man, you dude man. This is just talking all day, man.

What is wrong with you? I'm struggling okay, so i'm gon na form a lot of math to get a lot of wood to get uh to get arrows right, vanquishing, enemy groups - oh, that is such a good mechanic here. Okay, that is actually one of the best tools mechanic that i've seen so far. If you get a stack of mobs and they're, they they count as a stack to kill the whole stack. You get you get your your your uh, your goblets back, which gives you an incentive to fight them instead of dodging them.

Like a dumb like, i always do, because i look like a samurai turtleneck meeting. Let's go, i think next up is um the caverns and the tunnel. Oh item over here boys, golden rune plus one one more golden rule chat. If you get all the fragments in the game, can you rebuild the runes? Look at that? It's not doing that mode and i'm so done with this remote thing.

It's so annoying teardrop scarab tear drop the beard flask the measure type huh open another minute. Oh sorry! No! I forgot. I don't know how to do that dead guard, so bad, so mad. Classic.

Now absolutely obliterated demolished smoked on whoa whoa. This guy whoa. Stop! Please stop! No! No! No! No! I don't want to get enough of the game. Aha.

Now what that, what? What's up man easy? Oh greetings, traveler from beyond the fog, i am melaner greetings. I offer you an accord, have you heard of the finger maidens? They serve the two fingers offering guidance and aid to the tarnish, but you, i am afraid our maidenness i made unless you i can play the role of maiden turning runes into strength to aid. You in your search for the elden ring. You need only take me with you to the foot of the earth tree got it he's a club.

I would have taken her before when we got the beta, but the game devs. Wouldn't let me then it's settled, summon me by grace to turn runes into strength. Ah, another matter, i don't so i misled use it to traverse great distance, the horsey it will summon a spectral steed named torrent torrent has chosen. You treat him with respect.

Well, then, level up, let my hand rest upon you for but a moment share them with me. Your thoughts, your ambitions, okay, um principles - you would follow so classic vigor gives strength. Uh gives hp. Mind gives uh mana only mana and drinks that we don't.

We don't need endurance, it's dude, oh only armament, one by one. So no much of a difference then uh we're gon na go like this. I think strength. Let's go like this seems fair enough, ah notes here: okay, okay, um, l3 item pouch, one two three, i mean we know somebody huh.

How do i? What l3? It's not working? Oh i i suppose we go like. Isn't it guys this is left, stick doesn't do anything okay. So during the video we did not go inside of the cavern and i kind of want to go see what's inside, of the cover and i'm kind of cursed - oh my god, adding skills ash of war war, stomp, adding affinities with a white stone knife. You can use as the water grant if any of these are armaments instead of the grand space.

Oh you buying. The abilities of your sword give them new sword. Arts matt founder, was that night right there. Aha, oh my goodness! Oh my god! Oh my god.

It is much much stronger, it's too heavy, i'm sure we can double wheel it right now. Is it good now, chad? You think i think it's too slow chat, um, see the bonfire here and then we're gon na go back to uh above i don't think we should be here. Stop acting like i'm like bad for not knowing something that i don't know about the game they when they just came out. Oh dude you're not going to the top.

What is auntie man you're not going to the top. Everybody know he's supposed to go to the top. The game is just came out. You dumb, where i said it was karaten no chest.

Oh, my a flail. It costs money to use it's kind of garbage. You know wrong. Okay, let's go back, let's go um.

Let's go uh progress: boys can we get do we have a level up? We do have a little one, of course, nope simon happening, not today partner. Where are we? Should we go explore that over there or not dude? Look at this all these items. Look at that look at all these randoms foreign, so there's a mini boss. What is that slaughtered? Smoldering butterfly? Okay, oh this seems like a jump puzzle.

Is it nothing? Maybe let's get the out here. Let's go to the boss golden rune. Again guys see that boys dude, you gather these up, i'm sure it's gon na make something cool at the end, more fragments, fragments, i wonder what those are for, which are the fragments awesome stones. You prefer important weapons uh, a small tree with an idea.

Next to it good a golden seed, that's the rainforest of the wrath of the flasks. Are you telling me that the item that i got at the beginning of the game as a oh, it's gon na, be it's gon na, be it's needed. We can get them for free, just like that, the once in a lifetime item boom lost forever, just just for that. That would just keep on the ground, not even one level.

This is what a scam did. Everyone's been grafted, everyone who came with me. They crossed the sea for me only to have their arms taken their legs, taken, even their heads taken taken and stuck to the spider, the spider did you know if you're grafted by the spider, you become a chrysolid. It's quite the lark when you think about it: the what you're all on your own, are you and heading to enticed by the one.

Well that makes us, but i don't have your it's scary. You know having your arms cut off or legs or your head. I want to be like everyone else, but i'm just too scared, i'm nothing but a craven. Okay, i know: can you take this little one along with you, oh a pet, a jellyfish, the poor thing and the spirits look rather fondly upon you it'll, be glad of your company.

I think the little one i'm willing to make me a chrysalid, but i'm still a milk stop craving wait. I didn't think i'm pregnant even govern myself to step beyond the bounds of this world. It was about. Can you tell them? I love them when they join our club's doing.

Okay, i get it. This whole pain thing you know: how much did you have? Okay, good, we're, good? Okay, guys! I want to use that 31. Oh, we can't afford you guys. We can't afford to use it to get this value.

It takes much mana power, ah uh completely demolished uh in the beta we couldn't go in these outer places. Right here, look is that a boston over there? Oh, my goodness, let's go in the voice for now. Let's go in the way this one out: let's go go upwards, let's go! Let's go to the castle and try to finish up there and then we'll go down later on. Welcome back welcome back dude! This is actually sick.

There's so many items in this game and they'll do something different? No did the game just crash what oh wow, no progress lost, though at least i can't really complain nobody's lost one tapped. Oh i get it. You drag the boss to the spot and you use the the the thing and you dink them with it. Oh i can't use it.

I can't okay guys at this at this position we could possibly start doing uh ashes of water stuff right. Should we get? Should we try to stomp on it looks kind of bad, though looks kind of garbage wild strikes um, oh wow, the skilling goes, the skin goes to see, but then you think that's better, but would i lose it? I don't think we lose it actually foul tarnished in search of the emboldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish this so actual damage wow. That's that's just insane.

Okay, um feels not as strong though you know i played like garbage, so we could use great great sword. They didn't go chat. Forgive me. I've been testing you to see whether or not grace truly does guide you and whether you are fit to face the challenge that entails.

It seems my worries were unfounded. Torrent had your measure from the very start, whereas i merely pretended there is, but one other thing. I can do to offer you guidance. I can take you to the round table, hope gathering place of tarnished champions guided by grace very well, let my hand rest upon you wait.

What for about a moment, wait guys. What is that uh come up here? Beheaded roundtable out of this world, it can be reached to the side of the gate. After this to the map is traveled. This will i don't get it.

What is that little import in these lands by the way have you met a young woman named lanya on your travel she's my servant, but fickle? Is the wind take your eyes off her for but a moment and she's good as gone? If you find her, please be sure, to tell me be sure to choose a servant. She's been my cause. I've lost count of them. Honestly, it's okay, ashes of water chat.

Is this meant to be sold this garbage no idea as you've noticed chains, nothing special! I'm a prisoner - and these are my chains, i'm trapped by the hole, i'm dying smithing for you fools, there's always to it. No don't worry too much into it. Well, no grudge against you, my being a prisoner is no fault of yours. Besides my own mind smithing, despite my differences, the weapons get stronger all the same, even time technique never fails besides, it helps me forget the sheer terror of her okay.

So how do we get the out of here? Is there anything to do in here at all? What would it say treasure chest is a said and you man use the key huh at what here. I think i'm getting shot by chad now here, because i don't get it at the statue where it's actually wasn't you? Oh, oh, oh, oh my god. Yes, yes, yeah! Oh crossbow! Wait! It's not as good, though huh. How do i to end it come on give something good come on.

That sounds like garbage a book. Give a learn! You don't! Oh okay, so give it some sucker. So we should use it in this hand, right john set it and then we would go boom or boom and then yes, i cannot use with both hands these bolts, ah they're, already loaded in guys they're already equipped, whatever i'm done. Okay, can we just? How do we get out of here? Oh this.

I can't remember the last episode um at the top. Then i don't understand. Is your map yeah. I forgot to use mappa okay wrong spot right spot, so we cannot use the crowbar right.

Let's get it. I i dodge, but okay, i guess what what's happening with the game. Hello, i mean dude come on. It's getting is getting really annoying.

Now dude, okay, yeah! I get it. I get it one of those bosses that attack at a very, very weird pace, and you have to just paste it. It's fine is the great sword better. I don't think it is better dude.

Is it like this? This emote is gon na it's gon na kill me it's so fun, my god, dude he's just spamming, can't use the. Can you use the jellyfish shot chad? Can you jump over that or not hey he's just spamming he's just a spammer. All right go slow, go slow, please i mean literally playing perfectly and then one minute happened. It's already over, like you can't even take one hit, one dude, you can't even tank one rotates already, let's go whatever come on.

Let's go come on what it's not dodging. It is chat, should i dodge the left side instead, since he's just standing and be a little bit, should i just roll left side instead of seems like rolling right he's not doing for me also, my damage is little garbage. What out of the way out of that was what fun warrior bloodlust is like man, it's so lame dude, it's just a lame. The way he does it, though, dude like like every attack, is a new base.

Like you, man, wow, that's come on come on come on i'm waiting. I can't i can't move. Wait, i'm getting hard staggered. What what the is this game? Why am i getting hard staggered, i'm so confused man yeah? I don't.

I don't think we have enough. I might not use anything at all like it's zero. Look. What again the vikings i use this! I don't get it man so lame, as bosses he's just so lame.

Look at the center look at how he's swimming he's just hunting, fun. Man, dude, of course, also gon na hit. This makes literally no sense, but okay, guys, i think we're here in the game too early though i feel like he's, super strong. He feels strong with the items that i have right now.

I have like nothing. I'm still fresh on the spot. Now, let's try this order. Fun i mean come on.

That is that that's just lame. So i've changed my sword. I don't i don't get it what's happening with this game. It's just broken.

The game is just locked in. I can't change hand okay, so what i do then i do this and that and then i remove that - and i go like this and like that then so i can do change change. Oh okay, finally, spamming again, i see how it is nope. This is not not as good can't dodge.

Yeah spin lost money for that nice warrior blood must wow. I can't move dude dude, i'm getting hard stunned, where i came with the character, i'm just locked in dude, since when do bosses do that? What is that man? Wow, okay, that was that's really fun that that's that student. That is really fun cool man, the the the guy just jumps in does a woman attack and jumps out. He can never hit him come on man, i mean we could beat him right there, but it's! It's me kind of weird, though also it's really really.

You can't really use a lot of mana like all the items that i got. No, we can use none of them. I mean you're, just spamming, dude, it's not fun like come on now. Look the night he's out again: i'm gon na heal, he's gon na expand.

Some lost mana here max range. Passings warrior blood. Must it's the same problem. It is the same problem as earlier.

It's literally the same problem. I can't move my character. I get nothing, i'm it's just a hard stagger, dude, that's insane! Let's get it see how it goes spin, it got it good run maxweing! Well, thank you wow. He actually hit me this time.

Gon na jump back max range gon na miss okay, spamming again can't do anything about that. I'm lucky okay, spin, here, no spin, okay, spam spam spam stan wow that hammer wow that hit me. I can't dodge i don't even let me you want to be able to meet. I feel like it's doable, though i think we could come next time.

I think he's doable, though he's actually doable, perhaps perhaps dribble well. What else would we go in the game to get more uh strength to use their weapons last week, where's when you go nice job he's not too hard one more, not bad. Okay, okay, i think we're here we're learning. Nobody light is combo, though this level is very, very vicious.

It's super vicious. The pacing is very disgusting. A spin. I didn't see that coming wow.

That is actually insane. She changed it back to back, no breaking three combos like the backhand okay. That is, like, i think, is the fourth boss yeah in the eyes of uh hardcore souls watchers that are absolute degenerates and going for one hit after eight combos is being greedy. My man spent eight hours on one attempt.

One hit every three combos little dog players go back man. Why should i find the buster man? I've missed that i've been missing it before jump the spin i'm going to hit me? No he's not that's just unfair dude. I mean dude dude. I did i'm not getting a chance to breathe.

I can't do anything dude. I can't breathe this boss. It's insane go spin, dagger, dagger, down. Okay, spin here, spin max range max range again, another nightmare.

Thank you! Yeah, i'm locked into the wall, jump at least jump here, dude. Finally, okay, it's still kind of doable. I guess shouldn't have been more careful here jump at least thank you, spinning, no spin, that's really good! Okay, not bad wow, okay, okay, no max range! Dude come on, i mean like how are you supposed to? I don't know he's gon na. Do that dude? I don't get it.

I just know he's gon na do that it's just lame as dude chad who sells um, crowbars or uh bose jump, at least at least jump brother at least jump there you go. I fight me, stop jumping around like a monkey. What that's not part of the script? All right? Just i don't deserve it. So you don't deserve it.

I'm sorry, man, you don't deserve it. He doesn't deserve to get a good fight here. He put like he put like the auction wow. I think that coming right go ahead, go one and then two and then you're gone back strike.

We're good classic jump, complete garbage max right. That should not have hit me. There's there's little particles on your face. You, okay, chad, is that we have to go here now or do i i feel like we should just take a breather and just go somewhere else and just grind a little bit.

I don't think we have to go there. I don't, i don't think it's required i'll. Do it one more wow that should not hit me but okay, what are you saying one us i mean he doesn't spam early. He just spams.

It's not it's nice, it's just so lame, because what we can do is that we could. We could just um, get all the strength from the water levels and do crossbow straps. Last last: try jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump like okay. We can't even fight the character.

We can fight him. Oh there's a jumper, that's all he does is jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, that's all he does. He does something else, it's so boring what a boring encounter. This would take like like 10 whole minutes, just chill like it's so lame.

I'm coming back later, it's not worth fighting for uh. Where can we go instead? Is there anything downwards over here got to be right, the dragon's also hard, though so. What does it say? I think there's a bit of defeat. Blade of machila nowadays he's been for mercy, full moon again.

What block my attack wait? I can't i can't unsheath in my blade uh rebels. Oh dog, okay, not bad! Oh! An item is special item. What is this dude? It's always the recipes and like i'm getting excited for an item. It's a book.

It's a paper! It's a book! It's a paper! Oh, what is this? This could be insane. What is that uh? It's a library, it's a bible. It's a dictionary like i want some items, i'm a knight, not a dog. I can't sleep with this, i'm getting by this set.

Ah so many of them there's. So many of them chad do you think we can make uh crossbows arrows and with um all these dogs, perhaps oh. What is that over there? Oh, maybe this is to make arrows guy. They gave her to those returning to the roots um, i'm dead, interesting! Well, we're getting crackling now hold up, i'm after somebody you're hitting it right hold up.

So with that this is just sort of an immersion but uh, i get a reason. They open internet, hello, speak it out. Not working saw that uh. Let's get our souls.

Okay, is it where is he pointing at? Is it over here merc worker? That comes, we load up, i think, oh, my god, we should be good with the crossbow. Now right. Oh, yes, we are brother, oh, like man, can you let me play like a video game. I literally just bought the game i just bought it.

Can i play the video game or not 150 bucks, and i can't play the game interesting. Sorry, man, you're more on. I i'm more on you. It is what it is enjoy interesting.

I thought i was. There was another so um every time you think, there's none there's eight more. It is what it is. My fault.

I mean the way these guys work one once they start attacking it. You have to just wait because they're just spamming, dead, rip, rebozo boys, we made it out alive. We did with a boys, we did a thing boys, we did dieting it. It's not too bad right, foreign, okay, we're getting there boys! Somehow, oh no! It's boss come on man, you're gon na.

Do that to me i was, i was being nice. Oh you! Now we have the hill first, i feel like leveling. Up takes a good amount of souls, but the amount is very consistent. It's like 1.7, oh, my god, they all respond just off! Oh! Thank you, man, i'm! No! No! Thank you! No thank you! So so so you you business.

Oh, oh, my goodness what the um, because i feel like even then it's kind of garbage like 131 on c. That's isn't that kind of garbage guys what loot mist there's no chest! Wait what why uh cool - i guess you're so good at the game like what? What i lost all my souls for that wait, all my soldiers got lost for that interesting, dude, no shot, i'm not gon na fight him. Why would i fight that? I'm not fighting him there. You go ass, oh with this guy, just joining the fray.

Well, you fought nerius and made good your escape fortune favors you hunter of bloody fingers, tarnished held in thrall by suspect zealots who stalk their own. You stay the path, you're certain to face more of them. Just remember. Okay, no kinship with their elk remains.

Their madness precludes it. Only your emotions stay your blade unless we'll stay clear of a gear lake yeah yeah we've been here before stay, clear of them be on your way around them be alive: okay, um what you do now, if the boss is too strong, i'm trying to say it. Oh, that was cool. Oh yeah.

I know there's a couple stuff we can do here. What is there wait uh again a big item? Oh my god guys. What could the item be? What could it be? A rare item? I'm raising my life for this, a painting like come on man, okay, where should we go wait? What huh is that how it works anymore? You can't just double jump like that, so, okay, okay, uh, now what oh wow i didn't die is anybody there, someone who might be interested in rescuing the great kenny fight and celebrated somebody? Okay. So i think this way we should have been the whole time.

I think linearly. This is where we should have been. They did since the beginning of the game, who might be interested in rescuing the great kenneth height servant to the true order and celebrated repudiator of the false. Oh, a tree grant me sucker, but what guys? Who is he talking to? I don't know where his eyes, above over there uh goldenrod.

Of course, your aid have you who the are you? No, the help is very much appreciated, even from a tarnished, despite appearances, nobility is no prerequisite to serving the true order. You might have heard of me kenneth height next in line is the rightful ruler of limb grave. I would have a boon of you. I want you to take back my fort.

It lies to the south. Beyond the mist wood, a knight commander from stormville, took it a fool and plumbed to boot, simply obsessed with blood. What are you waiting for a kiss goodbye? Fred? Not the great kenneth height, is known for his considerables. I would take that depraved, lotter, absolutely honestly.

First then, he had to think what my food - okay, i'm going, i'm going. You know what it uh. Yes, i don't annoys me, but a reward. A sword wraps a blade, an axe, maybe perhaps even a grey sword.

I play more, perhaps even so. Where is this thing in oh a map that the castle right over there? Not this at the bottom? Oh my! What is this place? Yeah? I don't think we should be here. I don't think we should be here. Oh item of tier bullshitter, ah welcome dear, buy something dude.

Finally, up in here boys dude arrows and hand axe. It's not that bad. To be honest, uh arrows chat because i feel like arrows were better bo was better than in crossbow. Am i wrong about this or not guys if we're gon na go against the boss, boys boys damage physical damage.

50 45 yeah bo is much better cool lamado. He has i like it. What was dexter with strength? Okay got it golden roon. We like we like those we take those for sure, okay, boys, let's take this castle back in, shall we uh smoking on that new bass? Pack, easy clap? Oh item item, good yeah.

Finally, jesus! Oh! No! What is this guy? What is that? Hmm sanctuary stone crafting foreign yeah, we're dead here boys guys. Where was the last bumper we found? I i don't want to be here. I don't think chad. What could we even do here? Oh god, i don't know about this chat.

I don't know about this. Voice. Item a book again, another dude - i did there's nothing more than i love in this game than fighting hard till i'm about to die. I'm at my last breath my last grip of blood that i pass out and i get a book again.

Cool man. That's guys is this: is this? Is this the the the knights? Is that him? Oh guys, we spun across the map. I don't know much about crafting enough so far. I know what to do with the books.

Do you think we stand the books and we learn all them and we get new crafting, and i know how to get a crafting kit. I don't know where to get that exclusive item over here, an exclusive still no bonfire. I wonder if we're gon na get a bumper anywhere, let's just go for it, then yeah we got ta use a golden seed i'll. Do it in a minute can't be lazy? By now, oh he's coming.

Oh boys he's coming. Okay! Chad. Can we push bobby? Thank you, ah, ah bottom big dude, bloody slash. We can definitely use that dectus medallions, the grand levies, okay, where's, the rest of it hey what up nice bomb my brother die and never come back.

Rebozo get real. My brother guys was that him. Oh, maybe he's gon na say: oh man, you, you helped my castle and i have my other castle because he has two of them right and then we get both medallions. Perhaps perhaps all right, let's go see him again, still a bone fire.

I'm gon na confuse, but there's no bull, fires anywhere. Oh my! What is that then yeah? That's it i'm out! I'm sorry, man um! I can't well well that's what that's the way to lose all your souls holy. Can we even get him back jesus christ, man that was kind of that was kind of busted? Oh, my god. I have to go all the way through man.

Now i'm molding it all. These are the glitch. I can't believe it i mean the game hasn't been that buggy so far, how many bugs we get so far chef, three yeah, it's over yeah, i don't know about you like i wasn't mad before, but now that's two bosses worth of xp man, this off dude Man, okay, you remember where the bridge was at right there right. Well, i wasn't that mad, but that was a clear, complete, disastrous glitch and losing two bosses worth of next up in that it's just kind of like i mean it's just kind of lame.

Once you say, ah, i've been waiting for you with baited breath. Did you manage to recapture my thought? Oh excellent news, just wonderful and the knights did to boot. Well done my friend well done. Indeed, i knew.

I was right to trust you now. Here's your book as promised go ahead. It's all yours under the earth tree co-mingling with the demi-humans is made possible. Even the vulgar shall not be left behind under the rule of true order, which is why i kenneth height next, in line as the rightful ruler of limgrave have sworn to uphold it.

Just you watch my friend just you watch. How would you, like, i see bright things in your future stout warrior, enter into myself? Who knows what say you guys do we do that or not should we should we be in his squad very well very well indeed, i knew i saw some. I shall await you guys, maybe with his next quest where he had the rest of the coin. I see great things ahead of us right.

Then i have much to do. Oh, i think we, i think we need to make the game respawn him by re-re-cutting in the dagger, is probably the weapon that is eight times worse than every weapon. You start with, and as a dog trash you i'm dude. This is just trash.

Okay, chad, we got ta, go to the boss or go back to his castle for his next quest. What do you think should we go to the next quest? Yes, imagine he gives us uh an item. Here's a next quest and next quest is the castle number two we're good at the castle. We get the lift medallion number two.

We use the medallion to go somewhere and there's a big ass monumental chest at the bottom. They give this the sword of the frozen. What is the the forgotten axe of the lost temple, 8 million dps or another book? Probably a book? Let's go boys wait what but he lied. He didn't even live here.

Oh he lied. Ah, i suppose you must have seen it by now. Is the sorry state of my faith must be the truth? Oh no they're gon na kill him. Is he okay partner, i'm sorry to have lifted you no you're kidding me the authority to raise you to knighthood.

As things stand, the great kenneth height issues his sincerest apology, but now i must begin my search post haste for a true and stalwart lord of the proper lineage to take the reins of limgrave. I must begin my for a true all this quest for nothing. I'm disgusted by this game now i'm this is disgusting. This is just weird, i'm not gon na kill him guys.

I accepted it to be his knight. I can't just leave him to die like that, because i'm his chosen knight, ah boys, let's cheese, warrior blood must rest. I mean he's just spamming, it's just it's nothing! Fun! I'm just saying this boss. If he just had more leverage, it's just it's a piece of dude swapping from from a sword to bow is so elaborate.

It's insane warrior blood must okay, it's getting better, it's getting better, but i don't think we're gon na use. Um man, yeah yeah. We need to use the scene you're right. I forgot about the same.

Where did we get to see that? Oh my? We have six now oh wow, oh blood, arts. We could use that you're right. Oh my um blood or standard guys. It will do less damage overall, though it takes from my hp.

Okay, is he gon na bleed or something or what i don't get it? Is he gon na bleed? Oh, when all my stripes are draining my life and it's not even bleeding literal absolute garbanzino trash up, why even bother? Why is even in the game? This is something that endeavors with souls games. Why is there spells or that the game gives you that are so bad? You even fan the idea of using them, like literal garbanzo, john. Thank you wait wrong. One i used uh, please.

My sword is now so bad. It's unusable nine damage, it did nine damage. What's happening with the game, wait, i can't remove it huh. I can't remove it guys.

Oh undo enhancements we're gon na okay chat. Now is our first time doing the boss, with the normal equipment and um actual good good good juice is better so that ash hit me stop jumping around it's so lame dude. I i dodged, but okay, i guess that's been broken. I i just don't feel like we're doing any damage to him.

Should we take a mana potion, we could treat a man a potion and we could go for heavy strikes right. Is that good all right? Let's play it super safe now? Well, warrior blood must truly run in thy veins that i thought that, but okay, he never stopped attacking it guys he never ever ever ever like that. What, if it is that he gets he's not stopping, he just keeps striking it as well major as well come on fight properly he's not in fighting i'll just go around and jump around it's just not it's not attacking these men do delicious. So whenever he does the first, the the minute like that, do i go? Do i go into him? I don't know what to do against that.

It seems like he's just spamming, dude, it's like super hardcorded. You cannot roll away you. You literally cannot roll away. It's a muscle.

No, you can't, because every all these decks are fun times coming away fight instead of running away fight. Come on. I dodged it. Okay, thank you.

Stagger baby, no stagger come on jump, stagger, dude, he's not staggering. There you go, that's it! You have to go into him: yeah yeah knew it fun. Man guys i pushed really hard for staggers, and then we never got it guys we're seeing it at 3 percent we're almost there man. What's that man we're getting there boys, i just can't, but feel that we shouldn't be here in the game right now, because it's way too hard it shouldn't be this hard.

It really shouldn't be distorted, always hit me always hits me every time. Jump no jump again see it's destroying now, actually just bugged in. If the sword didn't go through man, what even happened there was a sword are going through dude, it's trouble. I mean last time we did this boss.

It took us a while, but it's what it is uh i lost my pace. That's okay! I lost my temper. Usually that attack, i would never never fail. It is what it is.

It's it's a tough blossom, guys it's a hard skill check it. We did it last time. Man same thing. The thing i think before this boss and after the mod it's super easy.

The bottom is really hard. What is it what's happening with the boss? Is it just really weird patterns? What did all these patterns? I? I cannot move the character. I can't move, i'm just getting chained in. I can't move.

How many strikes was that in a row like what was that, like 27 or something like that, that was nuts guys it just keeps rolling. It just keeps spamming, it's absolutely ridiculous fun! I love him. He does that two two jumps two jumps more jump squeezing we love the jumps, it's really fun to watch it come on. Let's go more jumps, i'm done.

I mean it's all. He does it's just jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump just off man, please dude! Dude me man, a hard boss, just spamming more spam. Again, we are ready for the next monster. I mean it wouldn't go through and i'm staggered infinitely wow one attack.

If the boss does a heavy attack, you dodge it. You do one attack and even though after you, you punish the boss, you still get hit, though, like i i can. I still cannot do one hit and run it's possible and that's my time it's over i'm already gon na hit it no jump. Okay.

Now he jumps there, you go more stanford's, most likely more sign, please. My lord of passing skills. Animation delay is off already just just off already dude, it's so it's so it's so bugged. It just won't go through.

Yes, it won't go through it um. I think i'm gon na go three uh four two i mean you see, i'm panic rolling it, but the bot the boss attacks eight times per second like at some point. You yeah, like you, have very well one point because they all look the same. He has like 80 attacks like it is a disaster.

I dodged that warriors. So i mean this should have been it. I think um. I think if we get kind of greedy when it goes second phase at the end after like uh the first uh time we get mana back.

If we spam the strike, we can get two staggers and i'm pretty sure we could be wrong with them warriors um. I'm stuck there nice nice go. Do it nice, nice man, do an attack come on. Do it he's stalling dude he's just stalling? Okay, okay, so the last nine attacks, none of them were heavy strikes.

Okay: okay, okay, the boss did zero heavy strikes in nine attacks. That is complete. Garbage jump, see no jump again. He's just bugged.

He's bugged he's actually bugged down. Stop moving like a weasel, sir you're gon na nice, nice jump. Nice. Are these foolish ambitions to rest? So like once, every every five times he'll do a hammer strike and then a quick double strike right and i was like you know what he just did.