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I'm like a perfectionist, okay, i uh. I don't like pressing to the game. If i'm not um making my card look good. Okay, let me just make sure my gaming looks good wait.

Can you not see me no yeah? Apparently you don't see me in the game. I'll see you in the game, though: okay remake it, you make it okay, um lobbies start you make it lobbies uh yeah, join now fast, i'm in okay. I think i saw you hey honey. What's going on with your yo, what the is that? How you doing that, what uh brother, the? How are you doing that bro you're acting weird? It's normal all right man, we need food water and we need to get out there yeah, but i mean first things.

First, my brother, hey. I i'm enjoying this piece of out there. Man, i got ta, you got ta fix that that's up all right. Can you drive it out, so we can clean it up.

Yeah yeah! I got your family and reverse park it. So we could uh damn right. Damn right: okay, i don't hear the radio, it's not how's it going the craft man. I am ready, yeah, all right, um, i'm gon na go get the brush.

I'm gon na stop brushing this down. The tire is really old. Yeah. Excuse me one thing at a time we got ta take our time with it.

Um do you have any brushes? Did you see any brush? I got one i'm gon na go to the basement. Uh. If you see a brush, tell me all right. We could probably use the second one.

Wait. Look i remember this stuff up here. Oh there certainly is bound. I have the sponges.

I need to get some water uh. Let's see if i can get some water you take down. Yeah was this: oh 40. Liters of water yep.

Do we need that? Oh no, we have so yeah, absolutely yeah for what cleaning the car with the soap ben wait. You actually need to put water in the soap uh. What's for the sponge? Yes, i don't think you do. Okay! The soap is for okay at first, we need to do you scrape you soap, you polish, you understand, yeah, so get your bucket.

What's that? What is this? I found food for us. I'm gon na save this mystery meat. Oh it's bacon! Wait! Are you serious? I emptied that backstage is working or not yeah, you sure yeah you're, right um. I don't think you do that yeah and then look see ooh scrub, the interior exterior, but first uh you got ta brush up first, so first brushing is very important.

Uh gun gun get out, get out, get out, get out what uh we're getting aggressive, uh dudes already. Oh, the rabbits are client-side. So if one's close to me, it's not, i don't see it. Okay, we're gon na come now.

Am i gon na look uh? I mean not shiny wait. What's over here, wait what's lagging! Oh, it's not breaking man, uh dude, we're already out of brush yeah. This is bad news. This playthrough is already kind of my dude, i'm not getting gun because we don't um.

Let's fix it. Brother watch out, you know how to reload yeah i'm doing right now. Yeah, i got it. It's dead.

Okay, um you gon na work on my tires or what oh, i only know how to remove them. I don't know how to fix them. What okay stop? Trolling? You see despair, hi, my brother first, i'm gon na start um washing a little bit. Oh wow, oh wow! Hey! Can you clean this for me? Oh yeah, coming up um, i'm afraid this is too rusty.
I should give it a clean. I don't think it's gon na do much my pal. What are you doing nah this needs a brush, my pal bro. Damn, let me check it out hold up.

I need water. I don't think it's dead. How do you drop item wait? I can actually clean this. Oh, my god, it's working wait! Do i need to clean my brush.

Oh your brush will die literally, oh, it died washing the truck. Are you okay? Yeah? Why breaking my car man? Not for me? Oh no, i'm getting the jessie problem. It's gon na break! My sponge is dead, dude, okay, um, the monsters. I think that's the laggy first thing, the lucky part.

Can you do like friendly on peaceful? Oh, we should go peaceful mode nope. I think that the rabbits are lagging the out of me or like they went busted. It's not perfect, i still see bumps in it yeah it's like kind of bumpy, but i look funny. Actually it and the car is fine.

The car is nice. Now it's not bad. Wait where's that lady damn. I did pretty good with this car.

Actually, this is a good job. Um we need more push push. Do we have any perspective of that push push with me, i'm peeing. How can i pee my pants or how? How do i beef? No, this is a bad color.

Oh, what are you doing fake it? No, why not? Ah, okay you're going too far now what was this in my car man, you come suck it it's the wrong! Color whoa! I up either oil or not. Let's see oh our engine's ugly as hell i'll fill it up. I got you now, watch it later. No, it's! I think the oil is fine.

No, no! It's not, i said just say, no! No bring the oil caster and save it. Oh you're right, yeah, yeah, you're right, we'll find a new engine, okay, putting the trunk uh for our voyage. We need to get some water, though right i have a five liter. We could put 20 in it and send it um.

Can you come here, huh come here, come on, i got it yo! Oh stop! Oh! What do you stop? You're, wait! Look you get. You know you could click the barrel yeah. So i'm doing something, but you could, like click, the okay. That's what i'm doing now.

Okay, okay, almost done you done 18 four years, will he notice no are done? Will he notice? No okay. Will he put that in the trunk we have more paint, we have more paint uh, we'll get them on the wind, okay, uh bullets, yeah bullets, it's on the table. Okay, i need we need to get some scent in here, because it's gon na smell, like in there wait this look. This new look is sick, it's not bad at all.

Actually, you know: okay um. We need to make sure we have enough uh food from the fridge. I got sausages. I got a crescent, it's nice, it's nighttime, but we got ta go you're right, um hold up.

I got a turbo here. I got a crank, it's broken um i'll, put in the car, okay, open trunk, you sure yo. This is not a good idea. I'm telling you right now i mean i think it'll fit well.
This is not a good idea at all. Okay leave it there. Whatever wait, should we sleep? Ah now, could you go like this? Oh this. What do we got thrill? I got two l gas here.

Let's see if there's no gas somewhere else, you should have sucked for gas or not. We need guests yeah. What we've been doing for the next lesson right, decorating, the car? I got oil here, it's not worth it. I got diesel alcohol nope, we got no fuel.

This is really bad all right. We might not make it. No i'm making an upgrade for the car. We can make it run diesel right.

Uh diesel is not gasses, it's just not it's not. If you have a diesel engine, it's gon na it's gon na combust. Look at that! Oh we can impale them. Okay, i'm ready.

I have another impaler okay boom. We should sleep now we're good. Oh, the car is going crazy. Wait.

I think i need to take. Let me take out the. Let me take out the tire. Do we have any gas cans? Oh my guns stay there.

So dumb i should drive off. I mean i've been doing all the work. Man bro, i'm retired, okay. Well, i'm not so we'll pick it up.

Let's go open the canister guys diesel will not work in his car. It will not. It will break it then wait dave. Do we have any any coolant yeah, it's just water in it.

Look i brought you a light. Okay, thank you. Man, ready yep. Let's go! Oh! You go third person bro, you didn't close the glass, the guys, clap cap.

Well then, you go there. Then the car itself kind of sucks. We need a better car than that. This is dog.

What radio station you want! Uh bro! I almost died. Okay, don't tell me where you when i'm driving man this is kind of stupid. I'm hungry. Can we go mcdonald's settle down yeah? Can we go mcdonald's on the way there yo set up the down? I'm doing it? Oh my god.

What does this? Do you done it, but you want to die man. I'm i'm gon na i'm gon na pop my cabinets. Okay, i think we broke the video. I don't know.

Mom's new boyfriend is more fun than you, my phone, your car's old, okay, listen! This is a brand new chippy 1995.. Now, how about you give me a radio uh um. My volume is zero. How do you know that, and how do i fix it? The the radio is instinct bro.

I pull. Oh, my god, i'm dead! It's working. I got it. Let's change the video for a minute that wasn't me well, the car is exploding blazing blazing.

Okay, we're good we're good our door's gone. You wan na go, get back, you can get it. We don't need it we'll get in the door, maybe the most important most biggest achievement of mankind like ever. We take cars for granted now, but did you guys see? Oh, my god, they drive your wife to the hospital to give birth.

Yes, even if you have a problem, oh we're going 140. This is not bad, but cars. I mean trucks were used to get food from one place to another, we're pretty fast right now, digging into the store you see any uh stops. We can go to.
Oh, my god. Oh right, there a bus, a bus - oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, my god.

Oh my god. This is just a really interesting thing. We should sleep hold v and sleep, i'm sleeping not needed as of now but morning how many times dude this is a bus. Wait, it's maxed out still not welcomed, wait.

It has gas in the thingy um, but it has alcohol in it. Nah it's not going to run properly, but it's so it's not working you're, not opening it right. No there's a button right, yeah right here, it's under the front, i believe, i'm literally under the i'm under the bus, just hold c in your mouse wheel. Wait dude! Oh my god! If anything, we take the wheels and we take the engine.

No! No! No! You can't you can't you can't get the engine. Okay, where's, the button i'll see it man. How do we open it found it? You got it? Okay! Oh! Let me test it out. Nice, bargain bro um.

Let's see what it needs, it's probably water in the pipes or some. The point is our coolant. Is a 40 7 oil oil empty? I think with oil it'll work out. We have oil, yeah, okay, i'll open it up i'll get the oil.

No! I can open it at the back right. Okay, here we go double judge put like uh like point two liters tops the coolant is gon na blow up and i'm telling right now three liters of oil right here. No no only put like like pointy pointy meters in it yeah just to see if it turns on right, yeah i just drink. I just drink oil.

Please please don't let's drink it again! Well, you're, not putting anything in there. Man find the angle you have to open the bottle cap. There you go it's in we'll turn that on now, okay, oh we're moving. Okay! The problem is that our mix um our mixes are garbage, so our our oil mixes are not efficient.

Is that bad yeah? Okay, so because it's it's a diesel truck, oh okay, now get out get out, get out, get out, get out, get out. It's gon na blow up. I'm outta here bro our engine, our engine in the bus, uh good, see, look we're waiting on the 13 efficiency because it's if you press, escape and save the game just in case we crash or something yeah done - nice yeah ship ship ship. So we can get a better ratio um if we go get a whole barrel of fuel, a diesel and we overwhelm it get the.

But from where huh look in front look in front: oh a full ass cracked! Out of it, would you choose 49 heck? He spoke his saraseki spales station vi, yeah man. If we flood it full of diesel, it should work. Fine, wait! There's a.m. I just realized.

There's am stations now yep new stations. I stand the car bruh. Okay, let's see empty. Oh my god.

A 42 liter gas uh 13 oil, nothing empty. I mix alcohol empty empty, empty, empty! Oh, yes, guys gas is bad. We need diesel oil 46 oil over here oil oil, mostly gas and oil yeah. It had these only 30 30 percent, though yes for our carpet work.
Yeah come on empty, empty, empty diesel, how much uh it's 60 liters, pure diesel, yeah, pure diesel, all right, bro uh bring the car. It seems like an hour okay hold on i'll see. If there's another one dude 60's enough, though it's maxed out, that is enough. Actually, 50 months, kulik kick it! Oh, my god! Okay, don't me go actually we need this wait! You're holding it like that yeah! Just don't me drive it i'll put it in! No! No! No stop just hold it.

Dude. There's no point! Oh my god dude! This is such a bad idea. No we're good! I promise i can already hear you know that right, wait. What is that it's leaking dude? I can hear it leaking it.

Does it open? No! It's not open. Okay, close it wait. Oh my god we're good. Okay! I think you went the wrong way.

Um know! Oh there it is hold up: okay, okay, yeah, just just flood that just flood it. So we have 13 liters total at best. We're gon na have like seventy percent. I get empty.

I can't empty, it. Watch, wait really! Oh! No! Please don't flip it. Is it emptying? No, you turn it. You try to drain it like that right now, like tilt the car, is it working or not? No, it needs to be tilted more nah, don't bother, it's not pointing just just fix it.

Oh wow! What happened? Seventy percent purity - seventy nine eighty percent - oh the eighty four percent, pretty, let's get it, get the in there all aboard. Oh, oh, my god. It's dude! It is zooming, wait, wait what if we put this engine on the car, though, and the wheels uh okay, so two engines bro. What about the oil? Did you fix it or not? What do you mean just put more in there? No, i mean i put as much as you put and you drove off the oh, the oil yeah.

You did one layer, it's good enough, so you wan na put two engines in it. Uh we could take the engine out of the bus and put the engine from the bus into the car. We could put both. I assume, oh, no, he didn't close it see.

We could do oh you're sure this is a good idea. Watch a master at play. Pee, it doesn't want to mount boom. Look at it.

Wait that could work hold up, wait, isn't the cat. When the car need diesel, then yeah we broke it. The car needs diesel right get in wait. We can empty out the gas and put diesel.

No small. F, apparently, do a test drive yeah, it needs diesel in there and all right. So we just fill it up with diesel. I mean we got none.

Now, oh, we had the whole. Did you update the whole thing? Wait. My brother was this: the whole diesel can? Yes, okay, maybe i could your siphon, you think yeah yeah, maybe just take the bus and swap the engine when we get a new car on the way out. I'm like, oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh, no, i don't know if i could. Okay, let's use the bus and change cars when we get a new one on the road yeah.
I guess that's a plan, though you don't really have another choice: christ, you're, the cool ants man, i'm getting it. Oh! This is cursed yeah that should work you wan na get it. I got it done ready anything. We need food, uh, yeah food in the back.

You put that in there oh, i'm hungry, i'm dying actually eat one bite boy, i'm thirsty! Now. Can you piano? Do you think come here crouch, i better have a new ap left, so you have to crouch. I crouch. Are you? No, you yeah you first who's pissing me dude.

Why the water hear that right. So pissing me, that's what you did now you're. Turning. Are you getting the piss uh nope? Oh, hey poke! If you're hungry, you know um, oh, you can eat your own, wait.

Why? Don't we just go eat some gas or drink some gas, i'm empty. I mean if you're really hungry, we got. We got some food left, but it's up to you, i'm good now i'll handle all right. Let's see this car back here, dude goodbye car goodbye man - let's get it hold on you're, not welcome anymore hold on.

How do i get my lights bruh come into what wait i could do something bring it bring the reverse. Uh reverse the truck back into here. You wan na put the car inside of the other thing. No, i could i could uh no the other way, because i could i could no like this.

Oh, i could drive hold on, keep it i'll, reverse it to you hold on. Okay, that's not gon na work; no! No! It's gon na work that is just so stupid. One brother, never mind. Okay, it was there was a button earlier.

I guess that's something else: okay, open the door for me cool! It's! Definitely we could push this ass. What's going forward right now, oh it pushed me out pushed me out. I was trying to fix the back seats. Yo x, oh yeah, listen! I fell asleep on the at the wheel, firing problems something's, going on with the game.

Okay, get in at your own wrist and say it's gon na blow up, i'm not kidding. Let me fix the back panel come on. Let me close the panels and then we blew up. I can hear that it's not let it be in the car bro.

I popped me out again axe. I'm just gon na sit in this. I'm just gon na sit it's bugging out bro. Why is it so smoky in here? All right, we're good to go.

I'm peeing um, it looks broken if you need to drop drop somewhere. I want me to leave somewhere. I just press a button like that. You got it by the way.

We need some coolant. Uh our ratios are dog. We need to get better ratios going, our one ratio is like 40 or something you got that yo. I pissed you broke the car, oh my god.

What happened? You know what i think it is it's the coolant ratios, i'm telling you man yeah, we need water. Is the oil going crazy christ? Wait we could piss in it uh, i'm all out, i'm nearly out sure ready. No, no, okay, i'll, try, pissing yeah it up. It actually helped a little bit i'll go, give it a spin close it close it down.
I'm stuck okay yeah that works. Wait! There's something up ahead. Well, i see it nose to our left. Where are you looking at some cloud of smoke and i've seen that before? No it's that's nothing.

I think it's our left, bro we're gon na keep on the road. Oh no! We need. Okay. I have an idea: i have an idea bro.

This is bad bad. No, no. We need to drink, cactus, okay, open up, then let me open the door when you go. How do you break cactus? We need to break the cactus cactus and piss in the engine.

Oh, that's like i just say i thought it gave: milk, not water, it just disappeared. Oh there you go um there you go, i'm drinking it. Yeah that works. Okay, max vert, sap and simulator.

Omega lull. Yo make sure you suck it dry. Yeah, i'm still gon na drive every last drop of it man. All my throat that ass here go.

My piss is low, though yeah i'm not getting any way for it to turn to piss. I think so. What if i shoot you weapons? If i shoot you don't okay, should i go to that tower straight ahead as far as um, it's a well we'll make it just come through. I think we can make it.

Maybe we have to wait for the engine to just chill out the smoke right. Oh yeah, it's just too smoky it's much better. Now, yeah it just gets too smoky. Okay, we got to make it all the way through, though yeah it's still well, i see it.

Is it smoking or not? Yeah. Not yet, though, oh is it fallout nope? If the ship is two you guys too far back, i thought i was trying to bro. What can i never press that again, i'm just never gon na press the the switch seat mechanic ever again, it's hella smoky. She pissing it uh.

Now we're not gon na. Be open i'll, try, pissing it hold on okay, never mind. Just go okay, um yeah, there's a well in front! That'll help a lot: no piss sedge yeah! Oh, it's real smokey yeah! We're gon na worry about the breakdown. No matter who i choose, i choose the wrong one because yeah, the other group of my friends who hates the guy will be like god, my man, you choose the wrong one.

Maybe, of course, if i had voted for the other one that would have been the bad one to my former group of friends, so you know i always tell them guys. Listen things, don't change, no matter who i vote for, but they say, of course things. Don't change because you don't vote so it's like a dead end. I just really hate all of this, but what am i talking about? I didn't have to go to boot in like 15 years.

We don't even have politicians now because well, i think most of them are dead, they literally chatted till they died and to top it all off, you know what is the most weird thing for me. Like all my life i ever heard was my parents and all the reasons there was never all together. Everyone was satisfied and there never will be. I think this is true for the past thousand years or more i mean some of them are for sure, like the ones that elect them and watch you can never.
Oh, my god, a revolver change happens. Well, there is another group of people coming by saying. We need change again, so you know it is just pretty annoying. Of course we need to improve to develop and for that that's five bullets change, but let's don't act like it will ever stop.

You know: wait wasn't this at politics, alcohol. So i always say people should do what they do best and if i am not good at politics, why should i talk about it? Why should i participate in it? I just don't want to. Maybe it would be good that people who are also not good it wouldn't participate that would make the world a better place. I guess well, if it wasn't for the apocalypse and, let's just imagine, we are living in a normal world, whatever normal means.

This is chat to you, you know die. I was wondering if you know if there is a special cause for this situation, we are in right now. You know this after the end of the world scenario. Wait did a virus.

Do this wow. Does it just take away most of our water or what happened? Actually? Why would you take out the thing i'm sure out before the other and that's what said water is lighter than oil, so the oil will go out. First, we want the water out first, do we want it completely clean anyways? What i wanted to say is that maybe we cannot quickly repopulate the earth because we are so far away and no one dares to have sex anymore. Because of you know the viruses fighting over fuel and resources, if you see a woman, you don't make love to her.

You kill her and you take her fuel and her car and you sure, as hell have to do this, because if you don't she's going to do the same to you, my man trust me chat till you die. Oh, oh, oh! Oh, we have an interesting news for you today. Oh my god! Oh my god. Oh my goodness, everybody get the out now, but some research is in hungary.

Oh yes, going backwards. I think you'll full screen, that's good for you, zoom in and then contrary to what the hungarian big application factory says. Of course, when i can't see if i just just zoom in or something you can find in, i don't know. Let me inspire people said they've gotten hairy after eating it and we had a caller who said: there's really no water beginning to make it after eating two big slices of this particular brand.

Yes, then again, we should be happy right. Yes, factory still produces us something to do hey my friends. This is jason. Nothing here by the radio.

Do we die. I have some interesting topics that i thought would be exciting to talk about. Let's talk about the future. What do you guys think the future will be like? Will there be foreign see anything a minute? I can't see a thing right now: man, oh my god, what happened to virgil? I have to wait cool down again.

It's busted again, foreign hey! This is a nice bombing experience. That's not bad. Do you have any family back home? Oh no! Nobody even went for a minute it's. This is all over this.
Is it this ride and that's it you just you just ride a bus here in the desert. Yeah. I'm doing a documentary about myself called um drive till you die. Basically, i'm just gon na drive until i die on the road pretty much here.

What do you used to do in your old life? Oh nothing! Just a cab driver. You kind of sound like that. Internet guy were you that, were you the streamer way you can't sound like you haven't dick talk. Are you gon na take that guy yeah? That is me? Oh yeah, okay, yeah.

I thought you were the um, the rp guy. They said, apparently in the journals man. Oh dude, that's behind me. I don't know what happened to jail.

I stopped doing that stuff man, that's kind of tough. Oh man. I was a big fan of um of rp, but if you could come back, i'd definitely watch it. I watched your content.

That's for sure, maybe i'll try to get him back in there piss. Oh, no. I think we, okay, let's try the experiment open. The car.

Okay experiment come here: it's not gon na work. It's not gon na work! Whoa! Let's see our p is mostly alcohols. Why do that boom? I'm doing it? Let's see what happens, this is so nice what's draining, can you check what's draining? Did i just it up, it's not empty. How did it wait? I see something.

Is it a rock i'm trying to say i missed you? Have any piss? No, it can't be like this. I loved your content, man, i'm not good enough! I'm buying you, okay. So what always was to do now? Try pissing in this just standing on it and piss no you're gon na miss because i missed too um drink cacti man yeah, but that's not making us have to piss a little bit. You want me to hold it for you, oh yeah.

Oh my god. I see something here, you go, you don't! You know, look at this come here. What is that straight? That way that looks like something crazy for us, i'm not lying, it's not a mirage. I think it's an hour to get there.

Man, you think so wait. What if we push the bus, i mean we'll make him it's like a woman. We should have brought like uh the container. You know we should have brought from the bus the container in the bus.

There was water, we could have filled it with water. Wait what bro, what bring the cactus to the coolant? We could does a lot of that. You can't you can't. How do you know the cat just doesn't lose its juice when you flip it? No, but if you squeeze the cactus and squeeze the juices, try it.

I'm gon na walk i'm gon na walk. This is life or death situation. Okay, you're trolling, my life i'll go back! You go there. Okay, okay, nope, no shot, i'm starting to stack some p right now, but i'm full on juice.

Oh yeah, my piece filling up really fast, but is it mostly, although not yo, when you're full of water? The piece stacks really fast, yo yo? What the happened to our car bro, the bus just went crazy. The cut the car just went, dude the every wheel and everything fell out. I'm just gon na keep walking uh and go to the garage man. You do your thing - man, oh my god, ma'am, but it's a garage one of the most valuable systems in the game.
I'll be here there's another far away: oh, it's not a garage, it's um! It's a snack reset. I think we can figure it out. I think figuring out. Oh, it will be a way better uh.

I want to find it. Okay. Can you test the p? What does p do for the car? Is it water, alcohol or mozart, call see? I just lost the wheel. Come on what the just happened to my wheel, one: okay, i'm phillip piss, i'm like the piss master right now, oh my god, the car is broken.

Now, oh, my god, okay, i'm getting enemies! Now, i'm not kidding, i think. Oh, i think uh. Maybe you're too far got it that guy died, it's working dude that could have died. Another one, oh brother, i'm almost at the garage man.

I think this could be a man. I think this is like a redemption phase for sure yeah we're missing uh we're missing like okay. What do you mean exactly? Don't troll me? I found a weird house near us too. Oh my god, i'm missing! I'm missing! Um! Big wheels like three big wheels like three.

Yes, i don't know what the just happened. Man, everything flew away. Oh my god. We just got lucky.

Oh my god, we got sold. You have no idea. I got a brand new car, it's fully built. It work fully built, i don't know yet.

I don't know if the parts are in, though oh my god, please please work. Please work come on. Don't around. Oh, my god.

I don't know. If i could squeeze subversary pog xqcl it works. You can squeeze a cactus into the thing we could have been fine, the whole time i stole it from i have no fuel uh. Let me see xqcl, oh okay.

I have 60 purity um fuel here. I think i can make it out. I got 32 gigs of water here. If you want them, i i i, the water, isn't issued anymore a lot more issues now pogo.

I will pee and stack water in my coolant tank, bring it to the to the get at the bus and fill the bus with the one that got here pagman why the i'm also gon na use this one? Oh no! No! Please don't! Let me it up. Please it's not that far. No, the bus, the wheel, flew away i'm running out. Oh my god.

I just realized. If i ran away okay, i think i have a dilemma. No, i'm coming the wheel flew away, and if i have wheels we are good. Okay, you're gon na come to me.

I don't know where we're going. I came from like uh go on the road and your lights should be on the left side. Okay, you hear me x, yeah, go on the road and your wheel. The lights should be on the left side.

For you, oh i got it. I got it. Everyone is saying wrong way. Oh they're branded what happened to the whole car, how the did the oil disappear? Oh, my god, dude, i'm telling you the truck is cursed.
Oh no, i biked my game entirely. Where are you bro bro? My game? Is bargain tally for space? I think you went too far away. Should we reset to the bus, save and then just put piss in the water and the thing and then follow them? Oh yeah: let's do that. Okay go full screen, cam and then uh load up the morning, i'm already uh, i'm oriented okay.

We have to do the menu thing. Dude, dude lobby, invite me! Oh i i criticized my game. You know that i had it all good right. I i fixed all this, then.

Where did you go, though, all the way out - and i think i found a car yeah, but you drove too far away, i think, come in looking for it right wrong wrong wrong. Safe and make the lobby uh, you know how to do it right. It is, it is come in. I don't see it bro, it's not a list uh well, now, yep now make it private make a private part, but uh there you go.

Okay, um tell you what tell you what um take out the coolant and we bring cactus to it. This there's no water around nope. All right go where's the coolant you got it out. Yep, i emptied it all right.

The ship had water, oh okay, i'll hold the pull it nice. It's working. Teamwork help help what i don't see. I don't see what you see: one okay, i'm gon na put the put the cooler in the bus and we could drive off okay, quiet just bait.

It just run away: oh got it holy, it tank so hard, dude. Okay, we have 0.6. It should be enough for now we'll add it when it goes out we'll just do it all right, we're good to go man. That's a good idea, though hold on.

Let me put all the panels in when there's when there's objects in the car - and you drive something like this. Let me get the last thingy. I don't know what it over here. All right boom boom done, oh good, to go good fix and i run away with the chips really for music.

Hey get back there, man shut the down. The bus is moving just sit the down like. I want to study what i like what i'm interested what's happening drive, but other than that, i'm just not impressed with the way schools work. I mean if i brought focus most people can't even write a letter properly and things like that, and just i'm telling you the rabbits are causing bugs, because on my screen the rabbit is in the car up like gary's mod.

You know what i'm saying like. If you do something wrong or you don't know something, they make an example out of you, they want you to perform. Like all the other kids, i can't wait guys we're going to have the craziest car it's going to go 500 miles per hour soon and this whole is gon na pay off like crazy, sit in a math class, and you just don't know what the heck is Going on, you know and they look we're gon na be living good. Soon.

Man begins and you are good at french outside. I almost forgot all of the schools. Oh no, i just don't get people who own cars, my man, i just don't get them. I mean.
I own a car, but still i hate other people who own cars. Do you feel me? Do you feel what i have to say like? Why do you need a car, for i mean now in the apocalypse you have to drive to survive, to find food and water and whatnot, but people used to what the no reason before this you just you just go and drive to a shop that you know When i was younger before all of this happened, i was walking down the road and a fat woman from a car. Looked like that hurt the i think a invisible rabbit is on my screen, hitting him from one place to another. I mean all of this was written on her face.

She was sweating inside the car like hell, but then again i don't know yeah. She would be able to move on her own if she was so fat, but hey lady stay in the car. Please don't move any muscles, you might lose some weight right. You know what i they want to tell you what kind of shoes you should be wearing what kind of beer you should be drinking.

They want to tell you how to take a crap, how to sleep. How to breathe? They want everyone to do the same thing start rolling the barrel. Dude blaze, man, dude, there's a weird house here this way, oh my god just get the barrel here please, but it's it's on the other side of the boat by the way, and then they get angry. But why i mean no, it's actually a really scary house.

People why don't they notice this, but hey? I have some good news since we are no ex. I have bad news in the front front. Cockpit x, i don't see the barrel, i don't see bells, i don't see bells. Where do i even start with these masks? I'm not lying, oh all around there's no barrel bro.

I can't sleep. That's not like me. Sleeping look, look at the distance. Do you see that weird house no wait? Why is there barrels now wait once you got close, the barrels were here sure.

No, i swear to god the oh. It doesn't spawn because you weren't closed. Oh what the jesse. I see barrels now.

Oh my god, i'm not lying though i didn't actually see them. It reset it's randomized! So we don't. We didn't get the bells needed. You didn't check every barrel yet, though i can't even sleep chad, diesel right here, i can't sleep where's, the rolex, the sun sleeping.

I should get oh it's daytime. This is actually esports right. Now, there's a lot of diesel ones. Here, i don't think we need more diesel that one has enough diesel right, um, 37 months with the juice love you dog, i mean three is not good enough.

Now, okay, i have more diesel done how much i have like two big barrels, we'll just get a big barrel and put in the back no put all in or just fill it fully filled. Yeah. It goes to 80. nice size, oh i'll, get them ready, and you pick up pick me up at the so i'm gon na go ahead and uh ditch all the gas we have in uh uh the thing: okay yeah, oh no! We can't actually, i don't think, have to drive to survive, to find food and water and whatnot, but people used to drive cars.
Do we need oil yeah? It doesn't you just go and drive to a shop that is 100 meters away from you me dude? No, we can't we need oil, you know moving with your own muscles and not motorized vehicles. The gas tank is inside the car. I was walking down the road and a fat woman from a car. Looked at me like oh this poor kid is walking.

No one has a car to get him from one place to another. I mean all of this was written on her face. She was sweating inside the car like hell, but then again crisis but hey lady stay in the car. Please don't move any muscles.

You might lose some weight right. This is angry greg's rage. Radio on 96.6 is something happening. Nah, i'm filling it up.

Okay. Now i'm really really frustrated. You need to get me fast. I think about a decent gallon.

Why are there so many of them? I just want to try to round them over, but, as i kill one there's another one and there is just you know no end to them. If you jump at the right rhythm, you can climb them down and scream. While i'm doing it, you know. Oh i'm going fast now it's really good these things.

They just keep throwing me around. Oh wow. This is really good, dude god i hate them. You know last week a few guns and even a bb gun wait.

Why do you have no wheels? Oh, what the man how's it going cool when i cool on time we're doing it. Oh this is good bro we are in on it. I'm blind screen. You have no wheels and it's just going crazy, but you know what i hate.

People telling me doesn't. Oh, my god, 49 diesel here, oh i remember, i read the thingy. Why are you smoking it thanks what you need to take the wheels out and put them back in this way, just think it up for me 84.. Why don't they notice this, but hey? I have some good news since we are living after the end.

Dude 208 liters yeah we're jacked up my brother dad yeah yeah. Can you take the wheel out bro? It's smoking. People dead alex just take the wheel off because it's probably bugging like crazy for us right now: angry greg's rage, radio, fm 96.6 bro. We are smoking.

I don't see that because you got ta fix the wheels. It's probably because of the wheel option you got ta. Take the wheel, completely education system with the outside rims when i'm interested and pop the rim out and put it back. Yes, yes, that's fixing it, i think for all of them, but other than that yeah.

It's fixing. It's fixing! No there's! It's a double need. More wheeler things to focus on: oh what the most people don't know how to fill out official papers correctly, i mean. Is there a subject on these things in schools? Humiliating the other kids laugh at you, teachers laugh at class, but this is how it works.

I guess wait someone's saying they're saying oil, it's still the best. No it's not! We don't need oil irritating always talking about the tank better than everyone else. They are always friendly gas oil diesel. You have to mix oil with it.
You don't tell the else. Let's news: they know what it takes to make you lose your weight. Do you know what you should eat afterwards? Oh just the oil, it was fine um. We need to get some cacti, then wait.

We don't have the water. I will kick his armpit, because that is not the usual place. You could kick, you know, because that is not the usual place. You will kick someone.

You know i want to make him feel special by not kicking him and then not kicking his ass. I want to kick his freaking armpit. You know the first thing i said before: you only have to have a good voice. No water ones not have a good voice at all.

Next up is our favorite masculine rock radio host shane yo, look you're right, who does not like rain? Well, guess what i don't like rain either, but here you see a house, that's a house here check it out school playing, rack, okay, get it! Everyone who listens to rap or metal and drinks beer is so cool with your dark clothes and your idiot attitude, because someone kicks you guys in the armpit, but your arms a lot of it. We need a lot of water where's, the radio it's catching on fire automatically. We need at least a little bit of water from chat until you die, oh where's, the water at oh. It ran out that fast from the little drive.

Yes, oh my god. Actually, jason is okay, let's not bring cactus here, don't bring cactus here. Let's just take the coolant with us and go fill it up. I don't see the coolant you need to take it out.

The coolant put it back in am i annoying. The pool is invisible for me to come through. Let's try a little bit, i don't see the coolant radio, kids, my man do. I hate kids, i mean now in the apocalypse.

I don't see too many of them, thank god, but jeez. I hate you dude, i'm going to lose my dude there. You go now it's good for me. I hey, i'm taking the coolant and i'm gon na go.

Take it to some cactus, i'm going to the house. There's water, there's water: you do what you got to do with the cat, guys. Okay, i'm going i'm going, i'm going, i'm going i'll stay in a minute. I think, honestly, if you're too far away from me it bugs the out, so i actually have i'm not.

I'm not no, no, i'm not that far away. I'm a couple meters on, oh god, i'm scared, you're gon na go away and the cars explode. You're fine, just stay there. Okay, i'll get water for us man, it's a whole house man.

It could be it left side. I got oil, i got thermometer, i have an ak jazz, no coolant, chocolate, cactus isn't breaking for me. Oh no um, yeah, we're cooked we're trucks. We're trucks, there's nothing.

No! We just need to break you break the cactus because i think you're a host and then i'll hold the canister. We just fill it fast. Let me go sorry, there's nothing in the house. You take the bottles.
I have a little bit of water in wow 30 months with the juicer crazy times. We could take the coolant from the old car, so yeah, but if i drive there, if i walk there to do you sing about the out i'm gon na film, my my small tank on the wind okay, you need to run to me. Give me a minute and then we just fill it up wowie 31 months of watching this dumbass change, the cool and omega lull, anyways hope you're having a good stream x and chat xqcl going we're. Yet again i forgot i'm at the bus.

Oh, i got ta fix that one wheel. Oh ah, is it because the oil or gas here coming? I have 1.4 liter. It's a big deal. It's a lot! It's a la la la! It's a lot la la la la la.

I don't see the bus i'm to your right. You see me. Oh, i see you bugged in oh what the the bus just went back so far. What the oh! This is! Buggy! Oh um, i put some coolant in his ass.

Okay, hey man, i'd like to build you a new custom desk. I specialize in bespoke live edge, furniture interested um, hold it hold and we should be good to go. That is why sometimes a third person comes in handy, it's all in get it in the heat of the moment. It is hard to imagine ourselves already wait is that where we came from, if your face is wrong, i know a good fix and i run away.

The light should be on the right side or no wait. What side wait? What's the or no okay, that was the right way actually yeah. It looks like okay, you know what i really really hate this school. We should be getting stuck within like a minute dude.

It's kind of small right now study what i like, what i'm interested? No we're good dude water, whatever we'll say water levels, okay hold on you, just uh, okay, yeah slow down cause, i'm gon na fly the out. Okay, let's forget it, don't forget it. I flew out i'm playing and things like that, wait. How is holding so good.

Just the way things work are bad, i mean one point: the other kids are laughing. I just hold on to the other thing: yeah, just don't, let's suppose, you're good at it's cooling in language and you're sitting in a mouthwash, as i drank the water. I don't know what the heck is going on, it's like water, cooling and they left man. Oh this makes sense.

Grass begins now the other kids cry and you are the only one who's laughing. It's just so strange that i was drinking it. The whole thing you say yes, but you know what still the best spot. What was that this is.

I almost forgot all of the schools right, there's a gas over there yeah. No, he wasn't drinking it. It was uh. We thought the car was drinking because the car was consuming.

The car just needs it to be cool, don't bother, nothing! Think about the water cooling in your computer. You don't need to replace the water right yeah because you're not drinking it exactly it just needs to have the water in it. I just want to try to run them over, but, as i kill one there's another one and there's stage by the way. Now we don't need to say it, let's position now.
Thank you yeah, it's probably a rock just keep going. You know. Last week i found a few guns and even a bb gun i was just shooting at them are going to die by my hand, it's minimal bro wait. Can you break hypocrites, my god? Where do i even start with these dusters and what always bugs my mind, do you give me uh, do you grab the radio and put it back in, did ever just one of them admitted to being one well, you know stuff like when you say he's an Idiot and when you say thank you hey, i don't have a radio.

Also does george know he is a dumb guy get back in your seat dumb. Ever just one person on earth acknowledge or admit that he's one of the above men i didn't get to change the volume, but that's fine, have you ever had um back from school and the buzzer would just close the door. They are also hypocrites and, i'm being honest, it is scientifically proven that more women are hypocrites than men, higher expectations to live up to and when they cannot live up to these aforementioned expectations, they pretend to live up to them, really wrong. Two sweet pearls hair that suggests the bible breeds of ruth.

Oh, my god, it was as if, within my soul, took shape, some song played by a master of the violin so v8. Oh my brother, this one's a v1 bad bad myself on the roof. Look at me, i don't tell any lies. Hug me down hug the shark till the day goes back and it gets dark and the words like the waveless roll moved mermaid.

It's not opening the middle doors. Thank you flowed far and away like the voice of sleeping real. Each wave will be lit by a ray, but the sound was so soft and so steep and the tone was so gentle and low. Well, you can use middle mouse right as dust like dreaming in earth.

Is the sun lying dead in a world for the birds of the skies? Have a nest and the winds have a home where they sleep and songs, like our souls need us where they murmur? The wild but songs like the birds over the phone, where the stormwind is beating their breath where they rest got it. Okay, i'll watch the i'll hold the furniture. It doesn't go crazy, it's actually pretty stable. I'm not gon na lie right now and the words like the waveless road move, mermaidly alone.

One time when i played this game, i had a bus and i filled it with a hundred percent full of random items that that is as long as the sky. Sometimes you literally go to process every that followed physics flow kept dreamingly back from the past. It was too late. Awesome, good man that passes our pathway, unheard as dust like dreaming and often find a home in the shelter of worlds where they rest.

I see house left and bunker right wait. Are we on the road? Oh yeah, uh, look around him, look behind him as he keep driving until he's he's hanging on the road look behind entirely and then look look at me. Look all the blind and slowly turn back at me. Oh, what's that? Oh my gosh, oh my god! Oh that's! The best buy about the best buy for the best by far oh, my god open the middle door.
For me, oh let's see, what's in oh eat it, oh, we can make the bus look good hold on. Let me go brush it up. Maybe we should put these all over the buses and not working. Oh, it's laying rusty, i'm done bro.

My guy was constipated. You are get everything you can uh, there's a good water here in the bottle here: uh 5.5 liters anything supplies or not. Oh, look, brush sheesh. Do you have a spongy and like that, not anything at all, it'll help man, i'm telling you right now, i'm just putting stuff in the car.

I found a brush, yeah uh, no brushes! I don't think it's dead. I already used it now. This brush, oh, not bad! What about the roof? Oh! No! I can't paint it. Oh, my god, it ruined the whole bus.

I i give up dude this place. Gon na blows, loot dude the penguin threw the top into it. Now it's now it's brown! Now it sucks, i love my bus. Now it sucks she's kind of lame.

Look at me, paint dude. This is water. Here, don't drink i'll, go put it in. I gotcha.

I got you, it's brown! Look at it! It's literally dark orange. I saved it. Yo, the water is dissipating, we need to add more water. I want this first by the way, wherever we're going so put it in as well um.

Oh, my god, what's happening what's happening, i hyper jumped! Oh my god. Oh my god i hyper jumped. I did it, did you die? No, what broke it? Everything's crazy, but it's fine. I guess! Oh no, oh, is that the engine? No the toilet broke.

That's what the toilet went crazy. We do it. That's fine! I felt like the car. The bus broke dude how's, the smoker yeah, i'm stuck again man.

I came across it anymore, a southern girl by medicine, julius cavaned, serious but smiling, stately and serene and dreamier than a flower. A girl in normal sympathy is convened as perfumes in a power through whom one feels what soul and hurt may mean and their resistance get it eyes. Lips of immortal rose where love and youth nestle like two sweet pearls. What's a big puff, but they're holy, the bible breathes.

Are you big smoking right now, yeah, i'm big small, there's so much in the front seat. What did you do? Man then? First i saw you my man, you did that my soul above others. This is gon na blow the i mean all right, it's going crazy for me. I don't know.

If i could, it's literally lagging like nuts just drive all the toilet. I hear the toilets toilet going crazy, um just getting wrong. Stop skype feelings. I am the freedom.

I am the speech if you see this okay, give me that, do you really really really bad feeling so glorious? This is a lot harder than it was shit's lagging nobody. I'm the freedom. Thank heaven, the crisis, the dangerous past and the lingering illness is over. At least oh god rocks and the fever called living is conquered at last saturday.
Dodge is easy, i am sure holy truck and no muscle i move as i lie at full length, but no matter. I feel i am better at it and i rest so compulsively now in my bed that any beholder might fancy me dead. I started beholding me thinking me dead. What the and sighing and sobbing are quiet.

Dude, these uh toilet seats needs to go man, the sickness, the nausea, the perilous pain have seized with the fever that meant in my brain feed. The fever called living that burned in my brain and all of all, tortures that tortured the face has abated the terrible torture of thirst for the nafta.

By xQcOW

16 thoughts on “Going on the long drive with poke!”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Joshua Oclaray says:

    HOLY SHIT

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Morty says:

    Clickbait title, that is not Pokimane 🤬🤬

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Nahro says:

    this guy knows how to go on a long drive

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tony says:

    Fucking Love the vibe from this piece of shit game

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Barty Crouch JR. says:

    This might be the funniest xqc content ever.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars DragonFruit says:

    This is such a cozy game, its cool that they've added multiplayer even though its hilariously broken

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars ST Express Checkout says:

    I fucking love you I have watched that original long drive like 29 times same with terraria and the forest and you have been redoing all of them lately and I have been so happy

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars AduriteAwful Adurite says:

    Much love Mr. Cow ♥️

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars SESSİZ RÜYA says:

    Why did you attack the Turkish flag?
    Didn't your father be your father?
    You father He didn't teach respect.
    Do you know how much blood my ancestors gave me? You don't understand because you're dishonorable.Attacking people's national values Immorality

    If I burned your flag
    How do you feel
    EmpathizeWe were saying that Europe is a beautiful country.But you're like animals

    DONT DO İT AGAİN Don't

    Dont

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Yisag Gi says:

    P OMEGALUL KE

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Fade says:

    Early PagMan

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Itz Panda Jr says:

    Chill game

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kyaw Myo Naing says:

    Xqc should play Mon Bazou.

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars ひとみゆな (Hitomi Yuna) says:

    "FeelsStrongMan" The Long Drive is back

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars black2plague says:

    vid too long

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars NickyTurbo says:

    Loves the vids x

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