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Yeah, but be be clear and concise in your in your in your stuff. Go Okay. Go One strike on this. Yeah.

Go! Starting with symbols: Got it. Go: T uh Side: Titty uh Head upside on question mark Hollow Star Titty Head upside on question mark Hollow Star Okay head head head titty Hollow down Question mark Go Okay another symbol No yeah, Yep. gotcha 0 01 011 One one one 1 01 Up Up up from up up from up. Go Okay, uh, we're going to symbols: Go: X B6 Face with a tongue X B6 Face with a tongue um um um 6 BX Tong Go Okay uh.

Six wires Go ahead. um uh. Yellows: No um last digits odd Odd or or not odd Odd Odd C Okay this. uh, we don't have to worry about the thing.

uh, the word with the six words. Go ahead. Okay. Upper right uh uh okay.

Middle No First: Yes. Okay, we're going to L go 0 0 1 011 1 one one 1 01 Same thing up from up, up from up. Okay, uh, you said you said 0 1 0 You say 0 00 1 011 One one one 1 01 Go Go Go Go next Next: Okay, it's first. Yeah, um that'll be up right You? Y you sure you are the words you and are Got it next? Uh your with an apostrophe uh um um um um.

Middle right, Left um Right left first no middle Okay Bot: Led Led 0 0 1 01 1 One One One 1 0 1 Um, say it again. One: Uh 0 0 1 01 1 one one 1 1 0 1 up up up from up go up from up from up up from up up from up go up up up up Okay okay okay uh blue to be Oh wait wait are we done with the uh yeah yeah yeah we're going to the W it's the wire one the 1 2 3 the ABC yeah give give me give give give give any minute any minute any minute. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Blue to be um um um cut uh black to B cut Uh 001 011 1 One1 1 1 again say it again 01 011 1 one11 101 I'm from alha okay red to B do not cut next five to be what five to be ored to B to B cut black to C cut blue to be cut No no Do Not cut next right to B don't cut next righted to B no G Blue to be n cut that's go holy we're kind of like that that was that was genius tier I'm going to say how it is that was genius tier to be honest type one if that was impressive though. like actually one one one one one one right we have more by the way. Okay okay.

hold wait first I want to go to those until we find one that has a more SC to it. Oh four modules one and a half Chad do only the Chad do do any of these. Um oh this has everything. Every single module.

Wait really yeah. one of everything. Send it. Oh sh.

this is going to be a lot of work. Do more if you have it. first. What the is this Mor code? Is it the with the HS I can't look? Yeah yeah it's hurts.

Yeah Okay, all right. Um, you're going to sure. Can you go ahead. Start Okay, Start.

start. From any point, just give me the dash dot dot. Go ahead. 3505 No don't don't do that.

Just give me start reading the dash. Do is it is, is it? is it? Is it? Dash Ding reset reset is there is there? Is there a word? Oh the the blinking light on it I Oh my God I Have to tell you that Yeah Okay oh my God wait that's crazy. you're going to EAS You're going to Easter though. Go Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep oh sorry resetting beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep All right so are all are you award bro.
What the Am I Listening to there see much Scotland is just wondering. Stream on Friday and Saturday or will you be going to the game for and will be traveling to see that? Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Keep going beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep stop stop stop stop stop Um okay I'm going to go I'm going to go with possibilities. Uh, we would have. We would have um a a doesn't exist bro um I can't um remember the beginning starts with wa that's s s um um a man bro bro, you're not really right.

Do it again. Do it again. Do this again. wait wait it's not beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep He got it bro.

I Have holy I have as much as I CH minute I translate this: Okay, that would be that would be um, beep um no um oh yeah L yeah that's good. Good job Ellie Yeah, let's go Ellie Leah um uh K The man oh my. God we do leaks. 3542 put it 3.52 3.52 What? Six wires? Um okay.

any else yes, How many? one. um how many whites? Two cut fourth. okay memory. Oh okay.

two Be okay. Breathe two You said okay. two. Second position: The second position is a three.

It's two. same level as stage one. It was a four. two uh uh uh uh um uh uh um.

First position. You lied to me. Four: What? Four Four right? Oh we l we lose Set up: I Think you might have no I didn't Okay, did you say position three? Yes Yeah. I Hit three I hit position three.

Hey okay, we're going to Mor Code again. Yeah. Go. just get out of the way.

Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Bab Reset Reset Res Res res reset Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab That's it. Um okay. maybe we have an S T Um S T E is does that exist Steak: I think it's a steak Yeah it's steak steak. That's um 3.5 A2 Good job Actually good word with the six words.

Um okay. Okay, sure. um um go first. Upper Right: you're with the apostrophe.

You: you're with apostrophe letters You are got it. Go Next: You: Are you The words yeah? yeah. Bottom right. Ready Yes? Okay, What? Which Okay Like okay A Y yes got it? Nice there T H E R E B right? Wait U HHH No Got it Simon says go ahead Green Flash H wait wait wait Yellow No Oh, we don't We don't have a W.

We don't have a we don't have a V then uh good. Next it's a green flash Green wrong Green Flash we have two strikes reset the whole thing. I'm brain dead. Okay so I'll explain why my brain is small.

Okay, this puzzle has two additional conditions. It's bow or not strike or not and I ignored both. Go ahead reset one second. Okay, all right.

do do thing first. y beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep uh give minutes Um um um reset B B B Oh no no B B B Bab bab B Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab B B B B B Bab babe Bab bab babe Stop Stop Let me write that down. What is it? Let me write that down. uh that could be B E I think that's beats okay uh only if TST T uh 3.60 Yep Oh wow.
Word with the six words yeah go ahead. give me first read um uh what? Going to read r E E d Bottom left next. Whatk you next? Oh wait okay did we win. No but he said what I thought you were saying.

just keep keep saying them. What was what was the word it was next right? What? uh H you you your r at the end r at the end hold sure res the whole thing All right. So what is your problem exactly? So what just what is your problem? You were dumb the last two times I was dumb this one time. okay okay okay when it's you are I say letters you are when it's you are I say words you are.

Otherwise it's your R end or your apostrophe I didn't hear you say letter or word I heard like something else I said your or at the end you're r at the end which means it's just your why are you oh gotcha gotcha got you got I just start with the B Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab bab bab bab bab Bab Bab Beep beep be be beep beep beep Stop Stop Stop Stop Please stop. Um give me a second. um oh oh U maybe G or it's zero Um and then it's long small B is the game crash or what? No and then um maybe a s A AGS A OBS What? Oh oh oh B Bom Bombs 3.5 65 Got it. Symbols Okay good.

Next: Wine glass nipple filed star smiley face Wine glass nipple build star smiley face Stop Stop Stop Stop Uh um, was it uh wine glass smiley face nipple yeah and fill in Star Yeah well you do it. Oh say it sorry Wine face nipple star Oh you're asking sorry uh Simon says go B or not not bow or Not Bow or not Uh it? yes. Blue Flash red, yellow, red, green, red, blue, yellow, yellow so red, green, green, Red green Yep yellow, yellow, green, red, green, green y Okay, we're going to the light symbol thing. Wires but okay.

Light plain, no symbol light. Um that would be D that would be uh, don't cut next. Uh. next is nothing.

Okay. third is light red candy cane no symbol no I know what was the second one. It's there's no wire. Okay so you go next.

Nothing okay, uh. light red candy cane no symbol, light red. Okay so uh uh. gross.

gross. that would be that would be that would be a B um how many batteries on bomb two or more one one oh two cut next light blue candy cane no symbol gross full P Do we have panel Port No sir, don't cut next light blue uh symbol uh um um gross Gross. small uh wait wait wait wait wait P Teleport No way. no don't cut Then then cut last.

Got it? Okay uh the one. two 3 ABC wires go Skip One Two is black to a cut. Uh black to a cut blue toy. Don't cut red to B don't cut red to a 2 years xqc Don't cut red to a oh sorry blue to C cut Yeah yeah.

cut red to a cut blue to B cut blue to see. don't cut. We're going to the the graph thing. the X and Y yeah um give me your positions.
Circles: uh x 4 Y3 X6 Y3 yeah y yep What? where you at I'm located at X4 y1 I need to get to X4 y4 just up up up actually incorrect incorrect I'm at X4 down down, down, down, down down. okay oh never mind I'm at X4 I need to get to X4 y4 sorry you at X you at what? I'm at X4 y1 I need to get to X4 y4 then just up up up up. okay um next. Scar The out of me oh my God oh my God How did we lose? Holy wait chat chat is is CH Is this the hardest in the game CH Is this the last? Is this the last? Holy wait I'm getting this is impossible.

Crazy. It's crazy. Well we work. we can do that faster right bro.

11 Yeah oh man. oh we have to go way faster then go I'm down like I'm L These puzzles are these are long puzzles though these are very long puzzles are this game is kind of sick. All right here we go. Go Yeah beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep stop stop stop stop stop That's that's it.

Yeah yeah yeah um s um sh that's it's going to be easy. Then it's a sh. it's a uh sh. it's shell.

um try at 3505 okay uh. symbols go Greek e Nipple Tornado head Greek e. Nipple Tornado head um uh uh. grey head nipple Tornado F Going to the graph where you at where are you? what are you are X1 Y3 X1 Y6 uh where you at I'm located X5 uh or sorry X1 y5 I need to get to X1 Y3 x uh Down down okay uh Simon Says sure go ahead.

thought you said up. Do we do? Do we have any any Uh Vals Uh yes um uh. flashing what? red Blink Blue Red Blue Blue Red Red Blue red I mean Blue Red Blue I know Whoops Red Red Blue Red green um then then and do a blue Red blue uh yellow Okay it's the five word thing. uh with the the clip the the clip of the again the again clip thing.

go ahead. Go Um B U N V R X B U next next next next second one Okay O F R V Why is Simon Says still happening E D O Simon says that's five steps dude Red blue, red, Green yellow it's giving us five steps Simon Says Always it's been five steps. What the What's the last color yellow it's over. Flip it around Oh Lord I'm about to nail oh hhen oh no Blue Red Blue Yellow Green A nail oh my God I am I forgot one right? Z just forget about it.

That was the it's not normally five. it's normally four on Simon Says right? I think it's always five I don't know I'm stupid that we're doing good though. all more more s that shit's always for okay all whatever BR that Simon said started going off I what it was like a I'm more that do it fast beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep reset reset I Bugged I Okay beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep uh stop I I don't um um uh s s uh St s r s sty maybe sting. try try staying at 3.5 92 Got it Okay the word the again clip thing okay the what the the five letter thing yeah clip the same one okay ready yeah Go B D C E x v go next L S J Z O r next g J u N d p stop um go go with the fourth one M C q d u l m c um this is hard um so um this no um no I'm think be like a e uh maybe F every no not every like maybe uh maybe maybe s maybe s uh maybe um maybe s um um maybe um um this hard I don't see it I don't see it am I dumb see see no no no no couldn't I only have one C go no E one one E x v b d no yeah yeah could could could could could could could I didn't chat I'm not read chat cuz I'm over with it I'm over with the puzzle could could could could could could could I could do this I could do that I didn't know you were saying it I was confused okay circles X2 uh y1 X2 Y6 X2 where you yet I'm located at uh X4 y 6 I need to get to X1 Y6 uh left left go okay um it's the wires, the lights and the symbols go Blue it's blue light symbol.
um um uh full super Dat full super dot uh blue light yep D don't next uh light red candy cane no symbol lights uh um uh uh gross do dot um oh my God where what be Cut the um two batteries or more uh two batteries Yep Cut uh No Light Plane no symbol so nothing right nothing Yep cut like uh no light red symbol see cut No Light Plane symbol Go Cut Got it Simon Red flash or sorry Green Flash I not Uh- 125 Omega L is the one Red Green flash Green uh green, green, yellow, green, red, green, green, yellow, green, green, red, green. It's done. See it's only three that time. See um the 1 two 3 the ABCs No I know that is blue, blue to C the one two three this the wires and the colors go uh blue to see blue to see blue to uh uh no don't Next uh no to Blue to C don't cut you lied Well I mean you what? what you said don't cut I said cut oh I did not hear no no four black to a Okay how many more mons have to do it? We going.

We're never going to win that that is. That is impossible. We did five out 11 Einstein can't do this no I said don't cut please. So bad you actually gas lit me by the way.

Okay, so you know you did you You not just skip over the fact that the Simon says your problem, that's your problem. We're not going to pass over that. Okay bro. We will never win.

Okay okay let's just give okay one do I'm done all right. This is. This is all right. Let's try Uh six modules, three strikes.

You have all that experience in you Diffuse sure goad it says all right graph go X4 y y1 go X5 y4 Yeah where you at I'm located at X6 Y3 I need to get to X5 Y6 Very long path down down Left, left, left, left, Up right, Right Up left, Left Up Up left, Up right, right, right, right up. Okay uh, we're going to the LEDs go 0 0 0 0 1, 0, 1 0, 0 one one one left from up Okay the 1 two 3 ABC with the wires go nothing in one B to C or B blue to be I'm cut uh black to see cut uh black to B don't cut uh black to aut no don't don't cut no cut no cut black to see cut red to a don't cut eight Uh blue to C cut blue to C don't cut red to C don't cut blue to C Damn that C got up. Don't cut Okay one one 1 0 0 one one 1 one 1 0 0 one one one 0 1 0 Set again 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 one 1 0 1 0 Right from up. Okay hold on.
got to wake up symbols wi glass Yeah a Six Stitch Pause CH say again Wine glass I E Six Stitch Six Stitch A glass six Stitch I Got it? Got it? Got it? Go Uh Morse Code Go ahead Oh man Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Be beep beep Stop Stop Stop up S T E Steak 3.5 A2 Button go RED Press Red What press uh uh uh um um hold blue Four oh man that was insane. That was actually nuts. See when we have 11 of them it's like we can do it. Yeah but I'm do The thing with this game though is that I To do that 11 game we have to get to a point where like you know how we know where things are located ahead of time I be your score.

By the way, look it shows. You're right here. Okay well I was play on Moxy Which does. Doesn't count.

It just doesn't count.

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7 thoughts on “How are you this dumb?! keep talking and nobody explodes ft. jesse”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Ham0nRy says:

    BEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Pulse Mona says:

    Can we just appreciate how he differentiates blue and black by typing BL on black

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Anzor Abazov says:

    BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Breezy says:

    I love it when jesse calls me babe 🙂

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Graham Nethery says:

    Lmao everyone xqc plays with just says “beep beep” instead of saying dot or dash, shit is wild to me.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Lucas Matsuoca says:

    When Jeses said : "beep beeeeep beeeep beep beep beeeep", i felt that 😞

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Intercat says:

    These guys too good

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