xQc Plays Chivalry 2 with Jesse, Poke & Gigi
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All right. please don't throw and please don't be bad at the game I have a perfect win rate I'm not getting I'm like I'm like 80 and one in this video game. Something about you? what? Don't be garbage please? he's talking about himself I don't even see in the party I'm enemy sniper. it's just no name Dude I mean this guy just spawned on me.

Dude, it's like chill out bro. there's a game. Hold on. Watch this.

x I'm on your nine. It feels so weird. Am I so slow. Oh do you guys have like a weird motion blur? or am I crazy? Yeah they don't want you to know.

Hold up. Sorry lagging. Yeah. Motion blur is on.

Turn that. Oh my gosh. Lucious skill wasn't at the max. Oh raise your resolution scale ass, That's good.

I Got Advantage up. Wait how do you bended five? Thank you Yeah! if you turn off motion Board of the game, stop moving Dude I Got team Kelvin Oh man. get out of my face. you guys in the red.

The guy's in the red. okay Oh Mex help him got him Go attacks nice. Oh watch out. Boom Oh oh I'm low me I'm lost.

Got a better job. Stop a sniper dude. Kill somebody. No secondary was secondary.

Oh dude, this sniper's so annoying. Got my dick foreign. Like are you gonna do anything like are you just looking to look at him like that? Oh you're just gonna look. how do you stab Georgie Mouse Fuel up.

This is not a stabby weapon. escorts of payload. oh okay, sorry I'm blocking and blocking. just hit me in the back of the head pocket.

Get him. Get him. nice. when I'm fighting it, you hit me.

I'm gonna clap battle try oh my God wait is it Q Like loser, you have a Q as a move. Also, come on. pull up in one minute. one minute.

Come on. How do you over kill that guy? Help me help me I got him. I'm with you guys. let's go watch out for the arrow guys.

Oh I got him. stop hitting my friends. Oh loser. Go go go Go.

Oh my. I'm leaving the group now. Nice. We got it.

We got it. How do you do the oil? you don't even know? Look at this guy. he doesn't know how was that? Suck it. Oh I didn't know.

Help destroy the siege wagons. foreign killing the pair guy. What's up y what's up like my kicks are up. Get his ass.

get his ass. get his ass. he's killing me I got him I'm throwing a a fire on him I Can't throw it. What's wrong? I'm dead.

Actually you don't have to do that. You don't need to be a hero I Have to break the ballistas. Yes, break the ball. No destroy the seat weapons like these.

Tickets are just so bad like Jesus Christ I'm inspired. Let's go run dirty right? One more team damage I will find you Okay, this guy is dodging like there's no tomorrow. How do I use the oil pot four and then G I Think my last two lives have been pretty bad so far. Don't worry I got him.

It's all good. Someone: Molly Me: How do you heal yourself? How do you hear yourself? Five? Yeah guys, my teammates are sucking it. You have to wait Four seconds. Four seconds.
Come on now. break it The ballistas. oh my. God go right side, break the fire emojicana, stop spawning.

left My: God sorry I'm not something in the matter crazy dude I like all I've been doing is going left and dying. That's crazy you should like. you should like lead a war bro. I know because you just literally you just eliminated nobody.

oh my. God I'm in I'm in the base I'm in the base. oh we lost. Yeah.

I don't know if you guys noticed it. it's at the top of it. right rank. Whatever.

this is a name that's my name. Number one. What the is my team doing Dude: Number one that top fragged. No wait, what? we did.

Yeah. listen I don't know how to play this I lost all my ranks I Want to win this I Want to win this. Uh oh it's me. This is like a very I think uh uh bow and arrow friendly um map I'm playing it.

uh never mind I Immediately stood on fire. I'm sorry I've seen damage. Imagine like if this was a real war and that guy really just did Just walk into the park. oh my.

God Oh my gosh, oh boy. what was that? And why did they put the archer in the front man? they put me in the fronts. Boom Nice work. Push it.

They took my weapon away. What? I Do What do I do? All right Nine four. Oh Beauty oh this is house. Why am I getting a ticket right now? Yeah yeah guys.

this guy's repost is so quick. chat Quarter Staff Repos is insane I'm done guys. we gotta push the towers we're not pushing Towers yeah get that guy. He just killed me.

Yeah yeah, what the hell. Oopsy I Just I Accidentally killed that guy. What's happening posters I got my lead houses over for me. oh what the hell I did I did uh wow.

that was such a waste too. Oh push, Push it. Push it. Push it.

push it. We're so close to the window to the right window to the right. That's yes. him.

Okay I'm going on his right side. Oh oh what. he's hitting me. Yeah guys.

Nice. nice. Another guy. another guy got another one.

Another one dead, Another one dead. another one dead. Oh my god. let's go away from him.

No let him I'll let him. Oh Oh my. God We got the objective I got one from the back now. push P Guys push P for third person Oh yeah Choo choo chill Team: pushy pee ass kill bro sorry ass.

go go up ladder gallbladder. All right. Well if you block me I'm just gonna ban you. go up the ladder see if you do not go up.

I thought it was F I thought it was games. Can't make up their decision for Enf right? True. I'm dead. Holy oh Stop blocking.

Where's that. Where's that? Uh who is that? Who is that just checking and say what it is I'm not gonna get mad actually. I was Buddy blocked for like an hour wait? What? Wow Yeah. I'm popping up right now.

What a bunch of losers dude. it's so good. Imagine wearing a shield and losing it and tea bagging because I'm dead. That is just cringe.
Lord To be honest. Oh wait guys, we gotta capture the gate. I Get it now guys. I Get it now.

Come on dude, that hole is Death Pit I mean there's there's all of them I can't like I Don't know why the game still need to get don't Swatch visible fight on your face. It's like Fire's burning my retina like inside. That's not how fireworks in real life. You're not like seeing that dude stuck up, stuck up.

What's up? Oh thank you Massive over there over there we do. We gotta take this over. Take this over. I'm blocking but okay, why is my teammate just kicking me? It's Chum boy oh my.

I punch in the background. Guys remember with the fight in the gate so we get points so we capture right there. The more we have inside the more we're tapping it. You're right.

You're right. Go to the gym. Go! The Shield Oh my God guys. We almost got it.

We almost captured it. We almost captured it. Well we have somebody on our knife attacking me. Go attack the streamer bro.

Stop attacking me. Okay I implorious to do something I am front lining for the whole squatty and they're spectating me like in the Gladiator like what the you ran away Molly double kill was that Molly sick. Don't be honest. Oh uh yeah, it was sick.

Yeah oh he broke my thing. He broke my sword. the Masons champion. When does my team lighten up? That is an enemy right behind I Cannot push the feet.

He predicted it. He predicted it. He predicted it there. Kill this.

Oh bro. you serious I'm gonna gonna scare this guy. Come on I am it's buses Buster stop. It's so funny bro.

Yep so cringe man. Wait they're just throwing a tree at me. Nah. push the ramps.

Um I lived there. What is that? Kick him off duty literally came from the back like a like well I'm healing it. Get the we have four minutes left. Get the hell out of here.

Get out of here. Oh I'm dead I'm dead. foreign. he's there.

Oh my a massive Oh I Just did it. What a massive horn. 550. How'd I die Oh my god dude.

Bow and arrow dude. you need to get a hobby or a employment you bum loser Lord that was a big point booster right there I was going crazy bro I was going crazy man I'm sick. Price went a little nuts. Watch this.

What's up? Oh I'm the only ones in here oh my God Go go go go go go. Yeah I won't is that both I just tell that was Poke Movement I don't know I just something about the way that guy was moving. come look at me I'm looking I'm looking at it is my Courtyard what the hell I Just found some crazy how do you duck down that flow just approach I mean can we just take him I was yeah. oh me no let's get over here.

So what's his name man, You just teach me Yoji for Champion oh yeah, that's the guy that keeps killing me. Yeah yeah, just look like him. You do that. Yep guy was Chris How do you voting I don't know I didn't know you could do that.
That's good I gotta heal them up. wait wait this. uh I don't see Chum All right no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, not against this guy team. Yeah yeah, buddy blocks and body blocks.

and Spanish guys go to the Courtyard go to the courtyard Chum that's his name. oh he left. Where's the look where the kick worked? Nice ass I'm trying to do the text so much it's not working. Oh go go go go go go Crazy massive war cry oh my God that was actually really good.

Visited pretty good I'm gonna give it to him I'm gonna give it to him I'm gonna. he's a thank you. Let him know X What a loser the did my war cries have been chatting really hard huh? guys guys yeah nobody's fighting the courtyard. Oh yeah we're on and we're good my bed so you have to be honest.

Wait what? I don't know why I didn't block there. look at the button. no no oh no they have to go. they really holding me Now we're losing progress levels.

there's a circle like move out I got chicken. We got it. We got it. We got it.

Yeah! Circle In the name of Argon, kill the Earth at least I didn't kill the hair. Isn't that like a rabbit? Okay this is the throne room. It's time. let's go yo.

go from the side, go from top side there. my PP p flip the floor oh God bye thanks Oh go go keep going. keep pushing. Oh go sh is does he run Jesse I'm jumping.

Oh there we were nuts there Dude we won. You know the stride you have to turn your cam into swings? You know that? Yeah actually yeah. their best player this Cyra guy. He swings first right then he won 80s and he's gonna be Rivers behind him and sitting him and he went to have something like that with a long shorter.

You think that's their best part? click tab. look at the guy at the top. What the is that I got 11k. Score! That guy.

Damn I killed that guy. Yeah um.

By xQcOW

17 thoughts on “I am the ultimate killing machine”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Belmin Žuljko says:

    He’s him!

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars SkippyEXE says:

    Ide like to see him play mordhau

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars retsamamall says:

    X, famously known for his knowledge on what its actually like to be on fire irl

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars nito says:

    This guys really knows how to (insert video title) 🔁♻️

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Chase Charland says:

    I remember being young and having such energy, then again, I feel like this guy is on meth.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Val says:

    18 minutes of swinging axe. My head is cooked. Enough

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jacob says:

    Hes so good at Team Damage and killing his own Teammates.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Seb Wi says:

    Death = streamsniper or teamkill COPIUM

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars ShadyObV says:

    I’ve been waiting for him to play this game for months

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Ayden says:

    dude this is crazy because i literally just bought the game too lmak

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars theaveragegatsby says:

    Bro needs to play in 3rd person

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Animeke says:

    The Warlord has graced us with his presence once more!

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Blake Ambroz says:

    finally finds a good game to play

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Axeoid says:

    xqc I know you don't read youtube comments so this is for the void, but, please play For Honor it is so sick

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Big T says:

    Has anyone else gotten randomly unsubbed from xqc? I just checked cause I wasn't getting notificaions and I wasnt subbed

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Taran tino says:

    Bro I agree, he's slowly killing himself with his shitty diet

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Headlikeanorange84 says:

    The rage is hilarious! He repeatedly runs into groups of enemies and blames his team when he gets killed. LMAO

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