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You're nervous just just a little bit. I just attaches. How could you? How could you be nervous? Oh wait, I'm not I'm on screaming now. Yeah, of course you're on stream.
What do you mean? Yeah guys, what up guys. Go hard here boys. I'm here looking for love I'm here to see some big titty uh girl and pretty spring at home. that is.
That's where I'm at. So you I I've heard I've heard Felix you mentioned big titties. You are a big titty guy. That's your.
that's your thing. You like big boobs. Oh yeah, that's it. Yeah, it's it's a requirement.
That's like it's a wrap. That it's a requirement. It's yeah. it's like unless she's got like the package stacked.
Okay, yeah, then may don't pass if not. but otherwise Like It's gotta be there. That's kind of how it is. It's gotta be there.
So if I don't go, yeah, well. uh. it's never gonna get there. That's just kind of.
My Philosophy here. I mean that that makes total sense. That makes total sense I Think it's valid I Mean you got you got to be in love with what you're what you're getting into and there's no problem with that. We all have our preferences.
Felix I Have gone through a very thorough audition process okay where I have selected 11 contestants to compete from all around the world and by all around the world I mean Los Angeles all right above your head. When we switch over into the when we're with the girls, there will be a timer and that clock is already ticking at the end of every round. You will DM me on Discord You will not say out loud who you would like to be eliminated from the show. Okay, the girls will then fall into a very terrifying, petrifying bottom three.
What? Eliminate one and I Feel bad? Can I still dim her litter that is outside of our uh scope? jurisdiction of work? A jurisdiction. So you're gonna, you're gonna tell me who you wanna eliminate. All right, there's gonna be a bottom three. Okay Emily no, not now.
No Oh my. God I was just kidding I was just kidding. All right. This process will repeat itself systematically until there is one winner, right? Okay, great.
Right Round of Applause But wait, hold on wait. there's a catch. Oh my. God The show is called Lover Host right? What does that mean Before the show, each contestant Dia may have got them right here on this monitor.
You can't see it. they DM me Lover Host Love. They chose that they're interested in you, They chose host. They just want all your juice.
I mean not like that. they want all your juicers like your your chat. Uh, all right if you choose somebody who choose hosts, it's the end of the road for you. But if you choose somebody who choose chose Love.
It's happily ever after. Do you have any questions? Um uh, not really. not really. But what if I don't like any of them and they're all pretty pretty low or mid can I can I chew can I choose I Feel like she signed a contract you just had to cut down.
You signed a contract, you signed a contract you are legally obligated to like at least two of people on the screen because that's how we got to get down to the the top two. All right. Uh, we've got uh. the main man xqc, the man of the hour. He's here. He's looking great. He's very excited I Just spoke with him for a few minutes and we're ready to get started. Uh yeah, I'm looking all right then yeah yeah, he's looking and he's ready.
He's like he's in the right places. he's ready to go. My name is Felix um I stream on Twitch and um I have some Hobbies I like skateboarding I like drawing it and I have a little bit of Infinity for uh Teresa but um, don't don't get distracted I'm nice I'm kind and um I like going outside and I have money Oh my God. Wow! that's amazing! Amazing nice job Felix Okay, well thank you for your very wonderful introduction Ladies, it's your turn.
You're gonna go ahead and introduce yourselves one by one. Uh, we're gonna start with Lottie Lou Who go ahead and introduce yourself to the chat and Felix yep, hi my name is Lottie I am a college student I'm from Florida and I stream occasionally I'm a just chatting streamer I play other games sometimes um I also really like drawing I like painting I've done some of the ones in my room. um and yeah I'm just really excited to be here today. We're gonna have a great show! I'm just so happy to be here.
Honestly, well nice to meet you on. can I get a rabbit? Fighters a question? Yeah good for you. Whatever One one. only fans went out no astrology sign it Leo do you like animals? I love animals I'm a vegan so I love animals a lot.
Oh okay, thank you. Who doesn't like animals? I'm the Dan dingler sorry I'm dressed like this I'm taking my grandparents out to eat after this for their anniversary. so I'm sorry about that. Um, but I'm from Michigan I um I'm a twitch streamer um I went to school for art and I have two degrees.
um and I have huge uh uh bobas. um you actually asked me if they were real before but um and uh, the answer to that I can give you um, you know, like privately? um I'm a dog hoarder. um in the most like positive way possible. So like all my dogs are taken care of.
but yes I hoard them. Um and yes I do have a spicy site? Can you do this? Me: yeah no no no what's that Me: no no was that was that over here you have something over here. I'm I'm swelling right now I just had Bvl surgery oh okay yeah. so I have this like you're not making fun of my swelling aren't you I I was I was asking it so I have this like whole like um outfit thing on oh my God know I have to keep it on and so I don't swell too much and so that's where the special swelling is coming from.
hi my name is Ariel um I am a full-time streamer I do mostly just chatting and as Felix has seen uh, pulls hot tubs and beaches next to the bathtub. um go ahead. uh I just yeah I'm here to win your heart I love that it's my favorite. I I mean you're almost there to be honest. Honestly when I saw a clip on Lsf and I I was like it oh my God and you were behind it I'm like no disrespect and then I was like but where are the clothes and then there's a mirror behind and it showed there's even less clothing it and I was like oh my God it came with the house I don't know how it got there. always been there and it's just well placed. I believe him. go ahead and introduce yourself.
Uh okay so my name is Yes I am French Canadian uh so I'm French Canadian Yes sounds like I yeah I mean hey, we're both French Community guys a good good observations all right. Listen so I am French Canadian Yes right off the bat. um I like anime I think you've seen the background horrible Choice names I stream and usually I don't stream uh like hot tub stuff I stream more like video games and I'm like pretty good at them I guess uh and uh, what else. Honestly I don't really touch grass I just play video games all day and uh I have two cats.
That's about it. Do you have a degree? Nope, not agree. No. I just flip your games.
Did you go at high school or not? No. No. I didn't go in high school. All right.
So you finished high school? Yeah. but I didn't quit? No. but did you go? no? Oh, you're fine enough bro I Just like straight up out of high school I just started streaming. so bro okay I was gonna say I picked up 50 of what you said but she absorbed 100 of what you said.
Yeah, it's pretty easy. we do need a translator sign it. uh Aquarius okay I asked everybody this is so far but I don't give a I'm just I just wanted offended a scorpion. Okay I don't know about it to be honest.
So good. Good good. Okay so yeah you get a point. Everybody's been scored went out in my head but nobody knows what the scoring is so far.
continue. Okay, um well. what else do you want to know I mean that you want to know my astrology side I guess uh oh no no I'm sorry, sorry no this is I was looking to Austin so you could uh Stella Zestella sorry thank you so much little Leanna go ahead and introduce yourself. okay um hi I'm Leanna I still I used to throw ass in the ASMR and fools and hot tubs category, but I'm slightly reformed now I do more cooking and working out um and do the other stuff on I throw ass on other platforms so so we're keeping it kosher on? uh absolutely.
um I what else art I love animals? um I love working out and yeah I do like going outside also amazing. very nice, very nice. um um what does that mean throwing ass? because that I feel like there's like a wide variety of things that in my head because I don't really connect that much. What is that? um like kind of like being being I would say throwing ass like I mean the camera was kind of directed at my ass too.
but yeah so so sometimes lewd Sit only or nude only also. so what are you talking about the of are you talking about twitch twitch I'm not nude at all. Oh yeah, yeah of course I mean I mean these days it doesn't matter. but yeah, um I'm asking it. Yeah, it's fine. Okay, okay because you're not under the microscope. Okay, well you are. Yeah, Okay, all right, yeah, we're good.
Thank you little. Leanna All right Quincy it's your turn. It's my son. Hi I'm Quincy and I'm 29 years old and I live in Ireland half Irish half Colombian I'm an adult performer cam model of the year.
So yes I do naked stuff and you know, play with nice pretty pink things. um and I am a circus performer I'm an eighth generation sex performer. So I used to be a trapeze artist and a magician. and yeah, and I'm here because I want to know how big your package is because everyone's been telling me it's really big.
So oh, come on, this is true. the word is getting around. I mean who knows she's a magician, right? Maybe she can make it disappear? Who knows. Anyway, um wait, how do you get the performer of the year? What have to do to do that? Oh I won Capital of the year.
So pretty much I think they just they like review your cam your streams you see Health watch followers, you get much money you make and people also vote for me in the industry. and yeah, that's how you. Well yeah, there's like a council. Okay, it's very impressive.
I'm actually impressed enough. Yeah I have two Awards actually Oh oh nice, that's very nice. I'm OverWatch uh World Cup T-Mobile MVP nobody else I'll get into that later anyway. Um, nice to meet you at Quincy Ireland Ireland Yeah, Okay, on us on a scale of sane person to: Minx What do you score yourself? Oh you know what? I'm not too far from Minx I mean she's crazy but I'm not too far from her.
so fair enough. Okay computers, nice to meet you Thank you Quincy Well up next we've got extra. Emily Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard! Go ahead and introduce yourself Hi Alex um I'm 25 years old I'm originally from Nebraska and I know you like girls with big boobas and I don't really have big boobas but I'm willing to get a boob job just for you. oh my God yes and I know you like cake and everything which is why I made you a cake so uh oh my.
God look at that that's so cute! Wow! did you ever get hungry? Is that ketchup on it? Um no, it's it. could be ketchup but it's red frosting. and I also have a little snack for you I have a toenail in case oh my God I brought my own I'm on my own but thank you though. Oh perfect I Don't mind an extra for sure.
Awesome! Nice to meet you. Do you have any passions in Life or what? Um, my passion is being cringe and multi-streaming Okay ding ding ding ding. That's one point for you. I Always great Thank you! Okay good welcome extra Emily to the right of extra Heaven we've got Jenna Lynn where are you go ahead and introduce yourself? Jenna Lynn Mower. Go ahead. Oh, you're muted muted. Oh oh, and she's still muted but she can't cut it. Oh yeah, there we go.
Go ahead and introduce yourself. All right. It's very own brand. Uh hi I'm Jenna I like uh, working out I don't really like going outside uh the son and I aren't the best of friends? um I stream on Twitch I do cosplay and things like that.
so I know you play a lot of OverWatch So if I ever cosplayed Winston I hope you made me um oh okay, um yeah. and I especially like men that I don't really understand like what they're saying. that's very funny. Yeah okay.
I like that. Oh yeah. okay, very nice. and I like that you look like everybody.
You have a little bit of spice in you. You look like you're better. Like keep my car and throw my clothes away. I like that.
What? What did you say? Uh, you look like you look like you're gonna keep my car and throw my clothes away. It's just and there's some to you. Maybe or maybe okay. Well I don't mind.
wait wait wait wait wait guess what? My guess what my story sign is um I don't know what that is. Just take a guess. Oh oh, you're sorry Cancer Cancer? Uh yeah. I am cancer? Yeah but I'm not a whiny easy easy.
All right. Thank you Jenna Appreciate it. Welcome aboard to the right agenda. We have Lick it thong Lick it thong.
Go ahead and introduce yourself. Don't move, don't move too much or else your camera lags. Listen my my look my computer fighting for his life right now. But but I'm here because of you.
So I appreciate this Please like the internet is beating my laptop fast but my name is my name is um I live in Houston I'm a bottle service waitress. um also I also do only farmers. um what else? um I love my dog to death. it's really he's my son.
um what else? I like the color black very nice too. What? What made you choose as your main uh screen name as my way as your screen name. Why that? Oh okay. so I was trying to figure out something that was like clever but like funny but also on my personality.
So I started going through a list of Pokemon and like Lickitung lickathon because like yeah yeah I don't know what is it? What does it mean? it doesn't What does it mean she likes licking it? is that it is that it I mean I like when people lick my thongs like okay I noted Oh yeah. okay all right. like a dog. Welcome aboard.
Thank you so much for being here. All right. Last but not least, we've got amaranth. Ladies and gentlemen, go ahead and introduce yourself.
Oh Amaranthemuted.com Start over Amaran Can you hear me I can hear you Go ahead. I'm the star of Downbed.com I am an award-winning AV that's pretty cool I Also have enough money to not need a leech and enough clout to also not need the leech. I have three horses I have two dogs two bunnies. So I love animals and I'm an upcoming professional boxer as well. I'll be fighting in the LA Velara that he buys throwing in Spain this year. Wow, that is very nice. some amazing. You have any questions Felix Oh yeah, What did you choose that lover host? Oh oh no no.
What'd you choose Love or host? Amaranth is that's what he. That's what he wanted to know. Oh I would choose love Okay, yeah, all right and by the way. Felix I Want to let you know Everybody here is programmed to either uh, if either choose love and tell you the truth or choose host and lie.
Okay, that's part of the show. Yeah, okay. like I said I'm competing everything. Also somebody okay who and the girl here said that's a lie Who said that? Huh? Who said it's a liar I did little Liana Okay now now why is it that what and what two things, Why'd you say that and what did you choose him? Um I Just think that she started off just kind of, um, trying to sell herself instead of being here for you and that's what we're all here for for you.
So so I Feel like it would be more of a host for me? Okay, nothing against her, nothing against her I'll say this I mean but honestly I will say that I'm great content that hasn't been tapped or used so well. I mean you haven't been coming yet? You also don't get ahead of yourself. You know we're here to be receptive of that. We'll see how that goes.
What about? Okay, what did you chose? literally Anna Uh, I chose love I'm here for love. Okay, it's all competing in there I'm not kidding. Okay now Felix I want you to ask, ask some questions but this first round is pretty much over. but you can ask any questions that you want before you make your final decision to eliminate the first person from lover host.
you know what you know I'll I like I like to give a chance. Let's say from the girls here, if you felt like you didn't talk a lot or didn't get interacted with a lot and you feel like it, you get limited now, right? It's because you didn't talk enough, how about can you raise your hand and I'll pick you right so you can elaborate more and tell us more about yourself anybody? Lou Who I'll talk more if you want I'd love to talk to you um I I don't know what do you want? What do you want to know? Ask me anything. He was wondering if you had anything that you hadn't said that you that you wanted to say oh I just wanted to let you know that I picked Love So right? Okay okay what more what motivates you more in life? Fear? Love your love I Love for sure I Think my love that I hold within me is a lot stronger than the fear that I have. Okay, what about what about what would be the perfect location for our first date for first date? There goes my questions.
Yeah Felix yeah. Do you want to make your first elimination? You still want to ask a few questions? Yes yeah. Can you let them marinate a little bit? Can we go on? Let's go just me and you? please? Sure sure you wanna You wanna come? You wanna you wanna come with me? Um just just you and me. just you and me Felix okay just for a second Sure Hold on a second ladies ladies, we can all okay Felix it's just you and me now can you can you hear me? Felix yo um there we are. Okay if you want to be to this show again the game. you need to pick like trash just so you can get the show going I can eliminate easy ones. This is not easy at all yo like it's actually hard though bro are you saying I got too much quality on the screen right now for you? Yeah, because they all of them have either Boba and content right? Well, I could see it right and now I'm like yo like I Feel like I'm gonna miss out on either bro anybody? Felix Just what you just said means that I did a great job because you're gonna be tortured this entire show, having to make tough decisions and you're out to get a get in and find the red flags. It's like it's like a game of among Us, but everybody's a professional so that means I did a good job Felix Okay I didn't give you any obvious answers.
Okay then I'm not explaining I'm not anything who I am then you know what we got this. Okay, but when I want you to DM me who you want to eliminate, Yeah, because we don't because and then you know and then the bottom three will come and then we'll go from there. All right. I'm gonna move you back in with the girls.
Okay, okay I didn't do it now. Okay, uh uh. All right I'm gonna move you back in with the girls. All right Okay ladies, he is DM me and made his decision.
This is how it's gonna work. I'm gonna put you guys in a bottom three. you're gonna fight to stay on the show. Oh okay, all right and then he maybe will change his mind.
All right here we go: Elimination round: What can I say something? Sure. I'd like to pick somebody that has immunity and tell them I guarantee them that they're not eliminated and I want them to sure tell me who they think or who they want to be eliminated. How about that? Yes, let's Felix let's do that next round. You want to do that next round or you want to do it right now.
Uh, I Was gonna say let's do it next round when we figure out and we get to know each other a little bit more and then we can do our next round. All right Here we go. Bottom three: Lottie You are in the bottom three I am sorry. Okay, it's okay Lexi Pie You're safe.
Thank you The Dan Dandler, You're safe Ariel You're in the bottom three little Leanna You're safe Quincy You're in the bottom three. Everybody else is safe. Ladies, you find yourself in the bottom three. Anything you'd like to say before we make our first elimination: You should choose me because honestly, your chat has already been coming to me calling me Queen ever since you've been watching my videos I Think that we already make it as a good couple So enough I Think you should choose me because I'm the one who picked Love These girls pick Hearts Let me tell you there you can see through their lies I've watched you I know you can tell someone's liar. You can see right through them. Look at these girls. just look at them. You can see their posting.
okay I I Also have booby. can't really see it now because I'm trying to be a bit conservative but I've got big tits so you know I hope you like big tits I know she's got big tits too. Look she's got a nice big tits too. That's true that's true but she picked horse.
You should pick me because I did not pick hosts I picked love I think Quincy is a little I don't know about her I I have suspicions about her I think she's trying a bunch of suspicions I think Quincy picked host though no I didn't let me tell you something I don't have to be here I Can be announced sleeping, masturbating, eating some food and having a good time. No, but I'm here I'm trying to see your package. All right ladies. xqc Based on anything these ladies have said, any changes or no? Um, okay.
so I think intelligence has been important to me when I'm looking for a girl okay I want I don't want to be like just a brick Okay and um, two of the contestants down here made a mistake Ariel didn't the other two did it. Okay so now I'm I'm gonna spoil it now Ariel is kind of immune at this point because she didn't even mistake it. These both the girls said it: Pick me and I'm picking for elimination here, right? So are you saying it? pick me means you just want to be eliminated Which makes me think, well, that's kind of stupid. Um, so either of you is going I'm taking an hour.
Can I make myself decision now on Discord or what? Uh yeah, make it. It's fine. Go ahead. Okay, Cool.
Okay, he has made his final decision. I'm Gonna Save one of you the person who is safe first Ariel You're safe. Congratulations the person getting eliminated on Lover Hosts first between Lottie Lou Who and Quincy is Lottie it's the end of the road I'm sorry you've been eliminated on Lover host I am so sorry you have been eliminated on Lover Host but hey it's okay x what was your what led to your decision? um listen I I like I didn't like it. a little bit of spice I like I like some heat I like I like some chili Okay, I'm best with you see I I like to Overall right but I wish there was just an incense wait where she went hard on something about anything during the uh.
the early introduction right? and all the others have a little bit of that. Gonna give everybody a second chance, but I didn't get that in terms of either personality or content. I would like either either of them, but there's a minute she can't do it because I didn't see it. That's it.
Amazing! Well Lottie thank you for joining us! It's been a pleasure when Lottie had the opportunity to choose between love and host before the show began. She chose Love Lottie go ahead and Shout out your Channel um I am Lottie Lou Who on Twitch and then Lottie look who with two o's on? Twitter Thank you guys for having me give it up for Lottie Everybody bye baby now X you content skull do you want to do with what you said last round? I'm sorry but here I can't focus at all. What do you say? Do you want to do what you did last round You said you wanted to ask these ladies who they think should be eliminated next. Do you want to do that now? No. I want to go through the realm and then pick one that I know for that is not eliminated right and give her immunity so she can talk right? Oh then she unleashes on everybody else. Okay and then it helps me make a decision. Makes Me Maybe maybe you look at things I didn't see I wasn't paying attention to. Okay, Perfect.
Okay, uh. I'm just gonna how these rounds are gonna work I'm gonna present a question and then we're just gonna go with it and it's open-ended and we're just gonna talk X you stream of done How many hours a day? Um, normally normally like 10 11. In the past couple years, this year's been kind of kind of weird. Yeah, on average, probably like nine.
Okay, you scream nine hours a day. Ladies, the question that I have to ask you is he streams nine hours a day. Intimacy is a very important part of a relationship. How are you going to convince X to get off the computer and have some sex special sexy time with you? We'll go do that.
Wow. Okay, yeah. I Feel like I Feel like I don't have to tell him to take a break? Yeah I don't feel like he has to take a break Completely. Get off.
That is one at a time. one at a time. Okay, I'm gonna say something Okay, you don't have to get off stream. do what you got to do, play your games, interact.
but like I'm pretty sure you ever, you know every once in a while you have to go for a bathroom break. You know the bathroom break can be a little bit longer than like 10 15 20 minutes, 30 minutes possibly. So yeah. so um okay.
uh I know you're really really busy. like it's super important to stream. you have to get your hours in. So I will be under that desk.
You know what I'm saying you? you can do what you need to do I will be under that desk and that can be a way we can get some uh, some sexy time in. I Also have no gag reflex so oh my. God Jesus Christ look I was gonna go for under the desk as well as well. So I stream from like 10 to 12 hours sorry I was fighting for you babe I wasn't gonna stop talking.
Nobody asked excuse me what he likes though. What? What kind of like that? What are you into X you see and the things that I don't know about yet either. I'm really experienced but I'm safe I I Get tested all the time I don't ever I've never had anything before and I'm really experienced and I'd love to show you some new things that you've never been taught. I wouldn't get under your desk or do something like that I Personally used to stream like 13 15 hours a day and I know what it's like to get off your stream I just want to have your own time and do your own for a while. So what I would do personally is just wait for the time that we're both on. Good Times and we're like chilling. We're both doing our own thing I wouldn't go out of my way and get on your desk be like yo, hey, by the way, hey and you do your own thing and when we somehow walk past each other and be like hey hey and that's kind of how we would go I wouldn't forced it out. That's just weird.
It's awkward. Okay, I'm gonna get my take about some of these responses. uh after. Like you guys also talked because I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't want one of you guys to listen to all the good things and then be like a super answer right? because that'd be cheating.
No cheating today. no cheating. Okay, well I was just gonna say I Also, stream for 12 16 hours. There might be a time where we Collide in the hallway, but I guess you're gonna have to make me bring out the big guns because everyone kind of said something I was gonna say already so I'll just say because of Kovid because of moving around.
It's been five long years since I've had any type of intimacy. so everything is so you're dusted. It's beautiful, it's golden, it's amazing, and I just want to see your stamina because from all the that I'm hearing I don't think you're gonna last more than 30 seconds. So dusted in desperate.
Okay, five wait, five years have been. Hmm yeah. five years ago. Jesus Not even like a hookup like a like a like a Tinder date like a like a hot like well it is my temple that is who I desire to be inside and I haven't seen anyone of worthiness as of now, but they say you're the king of Twitch.
So who more were they than a king to his? Queen So oh my God Oh my goodness. So wait. are you looking to? Are you? Are you looking for a guy that you can just complete? You said, you're a dummy Mommy Right, That's what you. That's what you said.
That's what you said. Are you looking to dominate Felix like in in a physical way to fight it. Let's have fun battling it out. But I don't think he's gonna win.
So because if he's gonna fight it, either you're dumb or do you think you're more submissive I'm more dominant. but for the right, it's not you. All right? Oh, it's interesting. Okay, are you dumb or sad? yeah or do you feel like you're a woman? Yeah, yeah.
I don't know what the that is what the is a switch I'll explain to you so like a switch a switch is like it's like obviously I don't know yo I'm just like I don't think it is. Look at it like this. All right. Would you like a girl on top slap you in the face while we're doing it? No, um okay.
a switch is basically if you like it both ways like let's say you want to be Dom in the bedroom tonight right? And you want to be the one to tell in the what the to do right? But the next day you want to be like baby you tell me what how you want it, where you like it, what do you want me to do to you type that's a switch. a Dom is like when you want the to like run everything sub is like wait Jesus yo you get my point I feel like I'm making a like a wild bill in my talent tree like what the I just gonna I just do whatever are you oh yeah are you like bro are you like for example like I know but like like Lexi like is into some like WWE right? like here together what works or do you want to tie somebody up I think he wants to do both Shibari on my own thing. that's not like a guarantee I think he's gonna I I can do it all and I think I like it all. To be honest, it's just oh I mean I can teach Okay would you say that you're open? Would you say that you're more open? like you're open to experiencing new things and you know? Oh for sure. Oh yeah. okay yeah for sure and I can show you the ones Well I didn't say all of the cockery or whatever she said but he said he was open so I was just curious. Do something? Yeah, go ahead. Emily Okay so I know X likes to experience new things and you like to stream a lot.
So I'm thinking even though you stream nine hours, you don't have to stop there. We can go to Kick and we can go crazy on Kick too. Oh so you don't have to stop streaming. Wait wait.
So like you said that you would go do some fun stuff with him. Live on! Kik Yep so I got in trouble. it's not allowed. What did you do on Kick that got you in trouble? Dan Dangler I may have taken out a donger machine really? Oh look at like um what? like a Dexter 2000 like that did you? I didn't do that I just wanted to show people and then it started swinging around like a helicopter and it was just funny.
So like an IRL FPS machine. Yeah oh that happens. No worries. I have a better idea.
Yeah, Go. Yeah. okay oh what's that? So what? what's the better idea? A better idea? Can I talk? Yeah, you can Absolutely just as much. We really need a vacation so how about we just on stream.
take that seven day band have promo? oh my God we're on vacation. Come back to more hype. Okay yeah I found out. The only thing is though is that my main revenue is twitch and you have other so you have you would have to like you know, kind of help me out over here.
you know I'm bad these days. I'm just saying like like if I'm back for seven days like and you're still making money off of of or something like that like uh yo You know we have to do some sort of trade-off but hey, I'm open to ideas. It is what it is. We're good now now.
I haven't heard it generally meowry say anything yet. So I think uh, sticking to the tried and true Classics a little ninja Blevins but you know. topless wife sandwich combo. um yeah, that's what I bring the table baby My Little Sandwich well under the desk support you know what? I'm saying okay I see how it is? Yeah yeah I remember that tweet was it was it was then just saying I have it yeah. the braless wife of bringing a sandwich or something like that I'm in the middle of carrying a League of Legends game. My brother's wife brings me a sandwich not asked for with chips as I get a double kill in the bottling. so how's your day going? Oh yeah, that's really funny. Is there anything that could get you off your stream to do that? No really.
So like everything that they're just like even like you, you go to the bathroom. Booba's out. everything you wouldn't. You wouldn't go to stream, you wouldn't stop the stream I mean you're streaming okay and the end of it is worth like like I Don't know, but all those people put a number on it like five.
like five thousand bucks, right? Yeah, at that point you're literally paying 5000 bucks for sex. Which is some cucklord I'm not doing that. None of that. Okay, how does how does hooking up with your girl mean you're paying for sex? Uh, how does that? How did you go there? That's Osama computes it.
Found this on my stream and it's pretty much if I'm making 5K and go. Can I say something? Yeah to be honest with you, I'm not going to stop you from doing what the you got to do because that's your job. You enjoy doing it. But you tell me, I'm on your time right? So when you're like, listen, let's get down to I'm going to take a break.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and do what the I gotta do that you want me to do right? So yeah, so you stream and do what you got to do. I'm not going to stop you from doing anything. Okay, yeah, no, they didn't look at my sense.
yeah. I Have an idea. Yeah, good. What if we paint our bodies green and then chroma key it out? Yeah, exactly.
But I think though. um now I think we're allowed it for body painting I could have the full clock out right? and there's a thing. Yeah, oh yeah, my out. And then it's only fair.
No, just the best. Just the balls. You can only have the balls. It's not the action.
no shaft like just around but not like wait, really? Is that like actually a rose? There's a tip. actually. Is that legit? The rules: Yeah, yeah. you can only have your tip out.
the shaft. the balls can be out like you cannot paint them and stuff. You just can't have the tip out. Yes because it's the actual nipple of like the penis, you know.
Oh okay. I Went to school for art and I would love to turn you into an elephant with that you know, long trunk of yours. Oh okay, wait you went to R Do you have our degree? Two degrees and I graduated in the top 15 of the United States Okay, what did that get you? uh, get an underground or not is that good? Perfect design degree and then I got a drawing Miner and then I became a captain of of uh of war zone for the first World Series and then I said all that and start selling pictures in my butthole. I Also went to art school as well I graduated from school. oh wait, is it bleach or not? I mean it's Ben yeah. I'm very clean so like I like to try and even like I get a lot of compliments on it I'm just saying so. does it fall off? Like does the bleach fall? No. Does the bleach wear off like this? Where does it wear off You usually wipe it off? Austin Jesus Okay Austin I can help you out another day.
Okay, sorry. Evan we'll have that conversation another day. Okay, all right. Felix it's time to get down to the next elimination.
Can't wait. Um, hold on. hold on I don't think anybody talked today. You don't.
They don't have to talk every round if you don't want. If they don't want to, then they're going. they're going home. Then if they're not finally like in the arena like tigers well then I mean they're not getting fed I want to hear what it only has to say? Me: yeah well okay once.
I didn't talk because I was getting cut off all the time. see I was gonna say something. you can. you can go on.
I'll let you. um so I know X was worried about getting banned but if you don't have to worry about that, we can go IRL streaming or something and if you get stressed I'll give you a and so then you won't be able to. Oh then we're good after that. Oh, we're good.
Yeah, okay, it makes sense. Yeah, very meta. I Like that you're adaptive to the the new wave. Okay, very on par with today.
Yes, so like like everybody else I stream lots of hours too and stuff like which which means you're perfect because all my other ex-boyfriends always just breaking my balls and I'm streaming. So I need someone like you who's just you know does this thing and just leave me the alone. But my question is, you know? yeah I Can go under the desk, suck your dick, we can in the bathroom, Whatever. We can do all that.
But my question is, do you like to like have sex like you know, like at the end of your work and you're laying in bed and wearing dude. You're literally repeating what I said what? I'm not repeating what you said you said. we meet at the hallway. oh what's up I'm not saying that, darling.
I'm asking him okay, exactly. Back down, darling, Back down. All right, it's definitely not the same thing. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So my question is, do you like to like side to side or do you prefer like, okay, meet me at the bathroom, Bend you over done. yeah. I'll be honest I feel like I feel like this is something that that, um, in theory works right and then you're like, then you're like with somebody and then it's like, um, it's like that would have explained it kind of just doesn't happen. but but maybe maybe this is your style right? and I'm opening I'm open to all ideas.
but yo listen. Listen I have a strict rule. okay, no jerking off before or during streaming. No sorry, that's just the philosophy. If that makes us incompatible, well, it is. Well, you don't want to jack off before and after and during stream. Yeah, it's messing with the juice. Jerking off before stream makes sense Like, but why did you have to like stretch? it? Isn't it obvious you wouldn't jerk off during stream? or did you have an insurance? Does it? He streams for a Long Time Chance Does it? Yeah, Chance jerks off during stream.
Yeah, really for so many hours? Austin you gotta like let out some. You know some does she like, does it? What does he do? He just puts the BRB screen back and just goes to the bathroom. He says bathroom break and he goes jerk off. huh? No, really.
what? Yes, he does. Yeah, that's crazy I Guess it's quick, but no one does that. No I don't Well probably because I don't swim I would be able to okay in like in like 30 seconds. but the problem is is that that's not the main problem.
The problem is the energy and the juice. I'm not gonna go back and remember like oh I'm chilling. Let's just chill. I Don't like that I like to get a sharp and on my a game.
yo. That's why you're so hyper all the time. You're just like and then after this. Yeah, yes yeah.
because that means at the end of stream you just have so much load. like yeah damn yeah yeah, it's a real big fan. Sorry okay yeah. if you guys don't like that, well I hope you chose host because it's it was incompatible.
It is what it is. Okay X it's time to make a decision. Time to make an elimination decision. Who would you like to eliminate from lover host uh uh you have to say outright but no no you DM me I'm just okay.
oh no oh I'm just kidding me say finale I made the joke earlier. Okay, it is the second time doing his joke. Okay so this is a skept it for now your children unless firm handshake yo um uh, you're awesome. Can you swap me to two uh Evolution screens with just me and you? What? I'm doing.
This doesn't make you feel guilty. Sure, let me let me do that. Um, do you want me to uh move you out of here as well? Yeah yeah okay. we'll do the we'll do the main.
uh just you and me. Yeah, you're good. Okay X how you feeling yo this is hard dude I have the same problem here Alan's idea that they can get. they can get away with not talking at all.
Does that make sense or not? I don't Yeah I know it makes it makes complete sense. You need to make that clear I want them to fight and you're being cut off? Okay, isn't have you been cut off I don't give a okay. Tell that. Tell that to shut up Okay you I'm not saying anybody's a here I'm just saying no.
No, of course not. If you're in your position hypothetically right. right? Exactly right? right? Yeah, right, right. You need to.
You want you want more? Fight is what you're saying Yeah, Yeah, for sure. Yeah okay. I'm just saying I'm saying I would like it. Okay if the ones who can't talk, just talk over other people and it they just they were into it. Yeah, well basically basically like obviously everybody can't talk at once but I want everybody to talk at one So I can go boom boom boom boom boom right? That's what I want. Yeah, otherwise we're here for Springtime and you know what? dude, get your own screen time. go on your stream. Go live.
I don't give a about you being here. Okay, that's how I feel about it. Okay, otherwise uh, talk to us, talk to me and make something. Go on it.
You know I Um, understood. about 30 of that. but I'm getting what you're getting at. Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
I will eliminate Okay DM Me buddy. Yes. Okay, Okay, all right. Okay, sure right right.
I'm still I'm still got it. Still not on my choice yet. Hold up. Let me think about this very severely.
I'm thinking severely. Think about it. You're thinking hard to look and think. especially in this.
Lobby I Don't really really kind of crunch some numbers here. Yes. Okay. I have to really crunch some numbers.
Okay? Can I talk about it? Contestants or not? Yeah, sure, but don't don't Anybody could just keep in mind Chad anybody could make a comeback at any moment. Yeah, of course because some girls here I hated him now. I kind of love them I can hear you Felix But I'm going to pee chat about that girl. this girl that, um yeah, some other kind of like Cloud sharks um oh Chad this this is rough chat.
This is rough. um um oh man chat. This is tough. huh? I got it.
I got it bro. You're like two eliminations in. yeah, but this is tough though. man.
I know it's so tough. but you're like two eliminations in and you're like struggling. Okay, okay, all right, you know what it. I'm gone.
Okay, he's okay. Yeah, no, okay, stop it. No. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding I'm kidding. All right. Okay, here we go.
Okay, ready. I'll choose one and and and give me this. Yeah, Sure, sure, let's do it. Okay I'm gonna bring you back in.
switch back into the Uh main Channel Ladies ladies, ladies, ladies, Xqc has made his decision, but he wants to give you one of you impunity basically meaning you are safe from this round and you can talk openly about who you, uh, want to be a limited X Explain further. Okay, okay, I'm gonna choose one again and it's not I like you more. Okay, you're in the pool. the ones that I like more in this round doing this round.
Okay, and I want you to walk me through. Uh, the people you think should be eliminated in the in the three pool. And why? Okay, if your answer is so bad, your immunity becomes the opposite. you're insulated eliminated.
It's better baby. It's a spicy answer. Okay I'm choosing. ask Emily she's safe Emily you're safe for now.
but you need to give me the bottom three and why or want me to rent them Emily we can't hear you. you're muted. oh sorry. okay. I'll I'll give you the bottom three easy Quincy I don't know. maybe do you even like him I can't tell. Also, you're saying they can go and masturbate. Go.
Do it then. So I'll put in the bottom three. um next? uh I'll put uh I don't I like lick thongs chemistry with: X I think you're doing great. Amaranth looks beautiful.
love the boobas. uh Jenna's also so beautiful. uh I'll put Lexi Alexi in the bottom three as well only because I know you're a dummy mommy. but I don't know if X is really looking for that.
So I'll put you in the bottom three and then he wants me to show him some things. Okay, and uh, the last bottom three I'll put the Dan dangler because you may have an art degree but honey I got an engineering degree so I probably will go crazy on you girl in a quiz Bowl Whatever. Situated with a 4.0 I did 3.96 from Columbia I mean she did win a show. She got me feeling so dumb right now.
Oh I'm sorry. You guys are all beautiful though. But yeah, that's my bottom three feelings. You guys are all beautiful though.
you're really dumb, but you're so pretty. you're really dumb. like you're cute. All right.
All right. X how do you feel about that? Um I feel a lot of ways about it. Okay, okay now. but I have a I have an answer then I didn't have an answer.
Oh and I will give you my answer. It's changed. Actually, it's changed. oh my.
God the show just changed with the bot with the bottom three like that. Okay, um, all right. I'm I'm sending I'm sending it to you right now. There you go.
Okay Congratulations by the way, he's made his decision of life. All right. Quincy You're safe. Thank you safely in the bottom three.
No. I'm joking I'm joking I was a joke. Bring her back. Don't do me like that.
Austin I'll do it like that. Oh okay, no. I'm just kidding. All right.
Yeah, all right. Ariel you're safe Lexi Pie you're in the bottom three. the Dan Dangler you are safe zestla dude. come on sorry whatever the your name is Zastily.
Um, all right, you're safe little Leanna you are in the bottom three extra Emily You're safe Jenna You're safe. Look at Dong, you are in the bottom three. Amaranth, You are safe. We have our bottom three here.
we go. Let's Talk About It Felix Why did you put me here I'm sorry who said that. Look at them I yeah why am I here? Well I would like to know also I would like to know also well girl, hold on a second I will fight for you. well listen I don't I don't fight I Call the police so if she tried to touch me I'ma call the police I can tell you that right now.
but anyways, why am I in the bottom three? look I'm gonna back him up here real quick and say the bottom three doesn't necessarily mean you're being eliminated, but one of you is, it makes sense. Okay, all right, that's fine. Okay, but listen. I'm also educated I'm in nursing school I Know how to. Oh wait, hold on. actually wait. I can't say that I forgot, but you know I'll take care of you I know how to cook I also know how to you know do other things. Oh yeah, the bottom three.
Okay, some of you guys are getting a warning. you're not eliminated. There's a bottom three and there's the eliminated right? I'm not saying you're not eliminated I'm just saying that when you're doing the bottom three, you're either let me know already or you're giving a warning. you don't.
You don't know what it is yet, right? Okay, so um, just if you don't get anything as a warning, that's all. just do better. Okay, Can I tell you why I deserve to be here? Yes. Go ahead.
Yeah well. I definitely chose Love I'm here for Love I did not choose hosts I'm also educated I'm also an artist I graduated um at from Fit for Illustration. so I love doing art I Love streaming um I don't know I'm pretty just cool. I'm down to earth.
sorry if I was too sexual. but I'm also really sexual. Yeah, yeah, that's why I'm here. Okay, just really.
when was your last boyfriend then? um, probably a little bit more than a year? Okay, and was that the longest you've had at one? No, what's my longest boyfriend or how long has it been since I had one? because I had a two-year relationship? Okay, and what did it end? Um, we were just kind of mutual on it. like ending, but we ended it on pretty good terms. Like you don't talk or anything like that, but he's actually dating my friend's sister so damn that's chill. We had it on good terms, but you'll never see him again.
Yeah, I was super close to their accent I Feel like that's kind of weird, but like I'm never like mean to any of my exes or anything. it's always just good terms. good vibes. okay I get that.
Okay, What? What? Am I looking like a boyfriend if you? oh oh, go ahead. no, go ahead now. but you're good looking. Where is the guys at? where are the guys at? Yeah, what do you mean? What do you mean like well the guys that wasn't after you are they at? well I I am okay.
listen. disclaimer: so I'm a bottle soft bottle bottle service waitress. so I do I do deal with men who always trying to talk to me but always hit them with like you know I have a boyfriend but I don't That works for the most part. so that's that's kind of like where I get most of my attention from.
but like I don't take any of those men serious I keep it cordial. Yeah, boss of his guys are kind of trashy to be honest. Just yeah, that's just yeah. yeah yeah.
so but for there's actually was even a time where a guy was trying to talk to me and he took things too far and I actually called the security on him. so yeah, good goodness yeah, talk that guy. Yeah him good enough to start out the club and then arrested. So yeah. okay now I wanna know more about Alexa Yes hello. What do you want to know specifically? Uh I want to know? Um, you're single What? All right? So I'm educated to a degree I Was a computer science major in California for two years but my mother in Florida needed to have a surgery so I moved back to Florida for a caretaker. hence when I also was living in Cali it was my migration from Mass Cali Spices cough then moving back to Florida to be a getting a full-time job streaming on the side. how to drop that and again just being my mother's caretaker.
So once I was finished assisting her the daughter does I got my own place I am a full-time streamer like I say I do 10 12 16 hour streams so you working is not a problem as I also like to marinate my own. Amazing! Yeah okay all right okay let me let me compute that. wait. I got an answer.
Okay DM me? um and I can change again. but yeah, go ahead. did it? Really? Yep. oh wow.
okay don't All right I'm Gonna Save One of you ladies and the person who is safe is lick it thong. Congratulations you're safe! Thank you! Between little Leanna and Lexi Pie, one of you ladies is going to be eliminated from lover host and the second elimination of the day is Lily Anna You're safe Congratulations Lexi It's the end of the road. You have been eliminated from Love or host I Am so sorry you have come so far to the second round, but it is the end of the road. I Love how he walks away too because he's a little who you can't even okay.
that's fine, All right. I knew he couldn't handle it. No, it's okay I Understand it's a lot of women to have I want I want you to say this to him when he gets back, but he's a coward obviously. Well, you're a coward if you don't say it back to him in front of him.
What? I never. You know why I Think you should wait I think you should wear it until you come back. Oh hi sweetie I don't think he's the coward at all I just don't think he's in the sky. wait wait wait wait wait wait okay baby girl, them titties, What's that? oh I think I think okay Lexi Lexi did you want to say anything to Felix before we reveal whether you chose love or host? Oh yeah that you're a giant that you couldn't handle and that's why you ran away instantly after you nexted me.
Thanks! Yeah I knew that. Oh yeah, there's there's something at the door. Um I chose you because um I thought you were going to be content and I was gonna leave you on for a little bit and and let you be content but then there was nothing. So then I just told me to do it is what it is.
sure. Okay I didn't want a taco over everyone, but that's fine too. Okay, all right. Lexi Pie Thank you so much for joining us.
You had an opportunity to choose between love and host before the show began and you chose Love. Oh my goodness gracious, thank you so much! Great content, new content, fresh meat but it's okay. Like I said, you weren't able to handle. it's fine Lexi go ahead and Shout out your Channel yeah this is Lexi pie. That's it. Thank you Lexi have a wonderful day, thanks for joining us. Nice bye-bye now. All right.
Okay, all right. Okay, okay, all right. get a little spicy. It's not spicy, it's not actually it's unseasoned I Just thought fresh meat is not a good a good thing to say when it's five year dusted meat, but it is what it is anyway.
Uh, moving on to the next. Moving on to the next, uh round of the show. Congratulations everybody has made it. Nice job.
Moving on to the next round of the show. Uh, last round extra Emily got asked this question I'm gonna open it up as a public forum if you were xqc who that who would you eliminate next in the show? not all at once. Ladies oh if I was actually I would go Okay, don't take this personally because she's so nice Zastila because she's just so much like her or like him. They have too much in common.
You know? he needs somebody that can either mellow him out or like balance him out. You know, like he was just not talking the whole show. like what? I actually have been listening see I would pick um I would pick the girls with like the biggest boobs that I see on screen. So Ariel Dan Dingler Amaranth.
you guys would have to go because it's too tempting for him. Your tits are too nice I'm distracted. he's distracted I'm sorry guys I love you guys Juliana sees those big titty girls as a threat. um but I didn't see what I was gonna say is extra Emily because it's 2023 who gives hand jobs anymore? Um Dan Dangler didn't you say you had a Grandpa's uh uh dinner to go to? why your boobs out? Get her Jade yeah I was about to ask the same damn thing girl, where is your coach I'm pretty sure miss Billie Jean and Miss Billy Bob would not appreciate you with your breath out.
they give you grandparents honestly X there's more filler here than in one piece. So I'm definitely the most popular girl and uh I think I'm the I'm the one you should choose I don't I don't mind it I don't mind a fake video effect but I don't give a okay because okay I'm I'm not gonna get into it. just keep going. You can get into it if you want.
okay, whatever. You're kissing and touching because the what it's made out of. okay, silicone plastic. Rock I Don't give a it's day right? as long as it feels good.
Yep if I was you I don't know who I would kick out I mean like they're all beautiful ladies all got lovely tits and all that. But what I can say is I would get rid of amaranth Okay, because you know I was trying to like look at her location. Yeah yes yes yes yes What do you mean by that? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean by that? look at her. What does that means? What do you mean Okay, look let me tell you something.
look I think out of all these ladies I can't say why not to because this and that like I just think she really did pick host because she's a business-minded lady. She knows how to get it I just think she's here and she's gonna get a beautiful house from you. I'm the best choice because I already told them enough that I wouldn't have to pick hosts. that actually that's true. Well I don't need I don't need same here but like I just think I think X if you if you want that then go ahead keep her in no I just agree I think all of us should get out because he's already come with Austin several times. So really we just don't have a chance. wait wait like like come like come sexually. Yeah! I Thought you guys only kissed that you guys were growing together so all bus ladies had to come together because you guys were gone.
Oh I get it okay I thought you meant like we like come together and I was like yeah I gave Austin a try. just the spark isn't there for whatever reason. wow that is. That is absolutely devastating to hear.
Honestly to find out live like this that I you went on and talked about how soft my lips are and then all of a sudden now I'm not making the cut evidently. but that's okay. that's all right, it's okay. no it's okay.
um okay. has everybody answered that wanted to answer what was the question? The the question was, who did you eliminate next sorry if you were Felix um other people that are remaining here? uh, probably Quincy Well then she's got a lot of enemies. He has delinquency at all. Don't you competition? You're trying too hard, you know I mean what did I thought I was trying too hard though.
It's just like, why is everything gonna be so like sexual all the time? Like you saying that to me I think you're mixing the voices here I think you're mixing the voices here with people but you know I respect it. but I think you're mixing me up with someone else. but okay, not I mean it's just like what else do you offer outside of that is just easy. Anyone can get sex.
What? What do? I oh you're talking to Twitch Chat I'm very I'm very cultured you know I speak four languages I think me and him would have a lot to talk about I don't know what do you have to offer? uh Biochem degree me too I have money too I have a law degree, business degree, media degree. Oh you want to keep on going? Yes, My love. Um yeah. okay I mean that's my opinion.
That's all right. Jenna you think you think Quincy's lying? You don't think she has any of those degrees I don't really care if she does or if she doesn't Oh okay, all right okay ladies, well we definitely know where you stand amongst one another. Um okay now ladies, uh I want to know where you would take Felix on a date? Uh, were you gonna say something? Felix wait wait no I'm just getting through them. I'm trying to make an idea.
Go ahead. Sure. go ahead. Wait, that's your that's your thing.
The question about dating? Yeah, it's true. Okay can I say where I wouldn't get uh where where I wouldn't yeah I wouldn't bring you and then where I would bring you. okay so Brad wouldn't bring you movies I would not bring you to movies if I can hit movies like what are we gonna talk about? the popcorn or some like I don't know. okay we're not gonna go to movies I hate the idea of movies. okay you need to prep work. If you like brochure, go ahead. no no no I I I'm serious I'm serious. you can go to my chat and it's been years like I said that because I got 14 or something it was in movies it was the most boring ever and I was like why would you bring me to movies and I stopped talking to him instantly I was like this this is like the stupidest idea you ever had.
um so I hate the movies just personally. uh and I would bring you either to like an amusement park or something like Lahonda or I like that or like that uh I like like stuff like mini golf or like you know there's like sometimes there's these uh Museum things and it's like uh what is it called again like yeah yeah Optical if you illusion oh yeah yeah yeah that I think that's really cool. that's my friend but not the movies, that's it. That's not bad.
Yeah movies are bad because uh when I was young as I go to movies movie dates and I would try to Lenovo for a kiss but the trees are so big that like you have to be really weird and there's so much of a gap you don't you never really get there so it's really bad. Wait what the are you sitting like three seats? What? Again, you're in the middle. How do you leaning for a kiss? It's not possible. Okay unless I'm just a Sawyer I'm by Soya but still, it's way harder.
I don't know which scene like Cinema you went to but I don't know man it just sounds like you, you're like three seats away from the person. like I remember being like a theater or something. it's like literally this like oh, you know what? it's just. you're experience guys.
you don't even need to raise your hand. you could just talk. Please make something very clear ladies because it seems like you guys are all like scared to speak. Don't be afraid to speak, speak all you want if it gets too much.
I'll call on you. just talk, don't you don't hold back. Hey, can I say something? Okay, well if we're talking about where we're gonna take each other out on dates like um I'll probably take you to like it's about to be summertime so I'll probably take you to a comic Palooza over here so like it's in Houston is where like um pretty much like we're like some movie stars come through and like people who create comics and stuff like that. Last time they had like the guy who played um the original Freddy Krueger here so we're probably going to do that and then like afterwards we would go to like um a restaurant that where the chef kind of like will pick the menu, where the chef picks our entrees and stuff like that and dessert and stuff like that I think that would be fun like different I know it may seem a little boring but it's gonna be fun upright. so yeah I would say Netflix and chill, let's just order in and then that was gonna be what I was gonna say we could and then go to sleep because you already don't get enough sleep. so I'll put you to sleep I was gonna say you're you're a really really busy guy and your career is super super important. So I'd probably like order us some takeout like whatever whatever you want we like watch a movie, maybe like some anime or something, just chill. um then I'll probably just like suck your dick and then we'll end the night I would like to take you so like I come from Circus Circus Background: I think I would love to take you to like see some really cool shows Vegas has some awesome ones and also I kind of want to see you fly on a trapeze if you're down for that.
Oh yeah, I'm not I'm not fantastic but I'm decent at it. Yeah so I think doing stuff that would be super fun you know get to show you a little bit of my world and then okay, you can show me the trapezius is like uh it's on a ceiling all the way down and it's like a wooden bar and you do like like flips on it like that. Yeah so for example you have two platforms right? You have a guy who's a cat who's upside down and then you stand on the platform you grab. It's like it's like a like a trapeze like you know bar yeah and you grab and you go and you swing and you do tricks.
Okay if I were to take the number one, what are what 8X can you see I don't have fun in the living experience. you wanna like a new experience I don't know. have you been? In my opinion all these dates sound really boring but X the date I would love to hear yours is so boring. this is so boring.
Yeah yeah you can go first sorry I'm cutting you off. no go ahead since mine is so boring. let's hear yours quickly quickly, quickly. I mean it was Boy as Emily what's up I think what would be really fun is the Finish okay um so I think would be really fun is if I rent out a whole entire strip club for you.
so I'll have a bunch of strippers do dances for you and you can go up on stage and dance and I get to see your moves. So I think that'd be really exciting. You can't forget, you wouldn't even have to hire a stripper with me I used to be one but I personally don't like strip clubs I I
Emily , Zastela and Jenna the gigachads Women Absolutely UNLEASHED. Xqc you're genuine and these women
Never seen Zastela or ExtraEmily but those are the god tier duo. Jenna is the real dommy mommy, she will make felix's knees weak faster than mizkif. Most of the rest is not even host. Its AutoHost :>
Felix get the women out of the thot pile. Get THE juice.
Zastela is like female xqc gamer. Just legit ship them, they're perfect. If she can keep up with the degeneracy shes a queen 👑
Lottie should have not been eliminated wtf??
how did aeriel get so far anyways
emily seemed so fake yet she was real????
Genuinely loved Zastela being literally a female X
sadly they really are too alike that their chemistry wouldnt be as good
only understand 50% what xQc is saying 😅😂
same
dangler and the girl in bikini were so cringe lmao
zqc died for this..