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Rainbow and the worst map as well they're just trolling, it's absolutely it's very boring. Warm up. Little warm-up races go! Oh my god. I will just fell off come on bowser bro.

This is a tough map. Look at me. I don't wan na put me there guys like dc halfway, but i'm back you're a dead sprint. What wait? How the did you catch up? Looking ass, i'm was a big fall off the holy it's okay, i'll get first next round, where the am i that is so unlucky, what the, how the that was just despicable that was despicable.

Please don't wait for the old maps. Oh thank god! You're down there with me as loyal uh on the verge of the things i fell off and i had to go back and so the did. I switch cars, yeah yeah click, so pope click wipe who are the people fighting for randomly people that don't own the dlc or something or doc? Look it's doctor disrespect, my god who are these trolls? Why are they so annoying poke? Okay, this map? Take it really slow. Why are we playing the old maps? I think it was mine.

You man, this gym, guy man he's so annoying. Oh, my god, why do i deserve this dude? Do you just have a moat slapping you or something like you see why they all just remotes that chest punch in here got disrespectful weston drift, mate, wow watch out for that chest. I miss that because of that that is dog man, i'm so good. Your doctor disrespect bat chest all in front of me.

I never would have thought crap that map. If you're ahead. I feel like you, you always win, but if you get behind you're just you can't come back, no there's no shortcuts it's not very technical, so yeah! Okay, please vote paris, guys vote on your maps. Please man, it's promenade.

Do you actually like paris? I think it's awful now wait. If they don't have they don't have it? How can they play with us? Nope i mean man. They are here. Yeah they're voting for old maps.

Oh there we go. That's a new one. Ninja hideaway is any perks here. Sorry, i was gon na hide out, i'm a pronoun.

What is this is. What was that shell by some loser? My snipers are here what a loser we just who's doing, reds. Why? I'm in a rabbit, punjabi, you should break, show yourself actually stop throwing them at me. Oh i'm! So up! No, i need a miracle.

I've been in airplane america, man, the snipers are ruthless. I'm getting hit by a leather bunch of dog gon na get better guys i'll get better, i'm bad, but i am so sorry all right. This map has too many jumps and fall offs. It's not even accurate! You land like across the universe, it's so dumber.

I agree it's just we're talking about this. No, that map is fine. You just chucked the red shell. You ruined my life harris.

You know about paris, there's nothing here. Besides the giant toad, everything else is boring. Yeah overwhelm, except for the 64.. Oh the yes mushrooms.

Oh no, no way bad news. Billy bears don't hit, not bad, ah man, so dumb dude. This is actually so lame. Oh, my god, i'm gon na call my mom okay, nice! Oh, i mean triple red shell.
That's literally eight place. Andy smuggling dumb. I said your name is hell that was just dog, then chocolate mountain best song. Oh oh, we still haven't played paris, but i won't vote paris, everyone, first, all game being punished for being too good.

Thank you, nintendo. What is with this pack? Chad they're all packed. What to make they're all headquarters? Oh there we go. Oh my gosh that meeting level paris promenade, no imagine being punished for being too good absolute dog shut up.

Did you get blue shells? Yep yeah against other companies? Come! Oh, that's kind of weird. I don't know what we're doing what's up, what is your hometown? Yes, oh you're, now dude you're done man, this guy's aiming he killed the bad child. Just for me, this little soy boy. What am i going here? This map is so weird yeah, it's pretty bad.

I think the kick w guy, what the oh, my god, always who the is bullying me. Why am i flat i didn't know this? Was the map is changing? What the is going on? Yeah, the third. I think the third map lapid changes, no punk. What for a second usg? Oh i'm, actually gon na cry, i'm doing so good dude shut up! It is dog! You got on your head, buddy! I got on your head, getting your hairline, you piece of oh, my god today, nice.

What a loser want to have. One dollar give me more got ta work for then. Oh, that's bad! Oh that's bad! I just i saw that i got stopped by a bed. I tried dodging him.

I was being a good friend. This game is so fun dude. I lost it's over to the fat, lady, six, okay, oh, wait! Yeah, i'm sorry, man dude! Where is it where's the where's, the mini map? Back? So that's your entire career dude. You know that what bullet bill? It's a giant, carry it's you're sponging here guys insane.

My career is a giant, carry tray yeah. When can i come over again and pose menu whatever you want man, you can't even come over. I thought, though, right you actually. No, i let you stay in my place for two three months: oil rent free.

I did watch the seats. I didn't want to see this. I lieutenant solo, though you guys are bed covers. I up, no i've.

Never i don't ever cut my bed every. Oh, i messed up it there. What the oh okay, we're doing a different way now soil. I'm sorry, i didn't think too bad.

I didn't mean to you, got me back dude what the okay! This is a good spot, nice holy! This is actual garbanzo. These guys are good. That is garbanzo, i'm just gon na say it. I think there's some luck in this game.

Yeah, let's do coconut wall; let's do cook them all up. Okay, i love this song. I just up everything, but actually, oh, okay, oh wrong! Anyway! Oh this turn the blue tons yeah they're hard just like down there. You keep soil, yeah car, it's weird what just weirder that is just such a light item.

It's so it's so such a bruise unfun, oh wow. I mean why i haven't i've, never seen it happen. This is just actually not fun, though wait a minute. Let's do that three times twice, so we're just bullet building for third place like how the hit by every item in the game, like i'm just getting points on my snipers, it's so dog! Oh please! This action family is one of your snipers he's he's a shrimp he's only going for me.
His little okay wait, wait, uh the baby, mario, oh extra, emily! It's a partner girl, streamer 39. It's kind of ironic that um that doesn't respect his game is like some nfd nft game and some other artists stolen. He made an nft game, yeah, never heard of that the dog call red team. Let's go boys now we got this, wait poke.

What are you doing, i'm getting the items in the back for us right, oh true, so red shells won't hit your head only target bluetooth boys in first wait what the best, oh, my god, wrong spot. Why? Oh, my god! Oh no! What dude boomerang up the escalator that is broken dude? I don't know what happened, but i got really bad at this game. I never i red shell to the first. I went off the red upside.

I'm done, hey you, okay, i'm behind you, i'm around you! I set up behind you yeah, but why did it hit you on the same demon, green shells? Every show hits it just doesn't target i'm gon na. Let it down dude, i'm the worst player of all time. Wait forcing carried guys. I am so bad for winning.

No, but holy we're down by a little bit, i think poke. You got to realize something everyone here. Their lives is stream sniping streamers, playing mario kart, including zoyle, okay yo. What happens if um before some company has some r to put nft you you just take it and you put it as john and nft before they have a chance to do it weapons, then, if they post on nft, aren't they thinking from you or what? Well? They can prove that they created it before and take down your nft, though yeah, but let me take down who takes that down the person who who's hosting your nft, what? Why would they? I don't know what what is their incentive for their did? It do that lawyers, lawyers on crypto or whatever the season decisions.

I don't know really. I feel like that's such he, like literally untraceable or whatever like protection. Oh, i don't know who do you sue a block on the chain or what blockchain go chance? Come play? Soda throw it behind you, don't throw it: okay, dylan, oh wow! This thing is so bad, it's so bad good job evan! Oh my god, gabba you prick! Oh they're right! Next to me! Oh bro, wait! I think the stream is on top three wait. What it is they're rolling - oh my god wait.

I think i got this. Wait he's not getting hit he's lagging here, he's knocking at him. Balls too. It dude.

I don't like seeing both two teammates with bullet pills. Oh, no, what the hell my body is stacked on somebody and i have a star on it and he goes twice in the air, but he never actually goes down. He just keeps driving it like what the this is. So bad.
Am i supposed to hit the prediction of where i think he's going to be at in a couple seconds or whatever is that let's do uh yeah? I hate that map. We can do it, though it's so bad. These maps are so whatever this this maps, the most whatever. Oh, it's so map short your mobile ios map.

It's actually like not enough for what 30 bucks for is that it 30 bucks for all these. Well, you get all the maps you get 48 maps of favorites. Oh, it just takes time yeah, it's like dlc waves, dude, so stupid, it's good all right! They should just made a new game honestly, just to make a new game. I mean why they're both there's all these things anyway, let's be honest, wait is this: is this game or or get ready, get ready, have a content roadmap that people get for just buying your game initially, and if you want, you can even add dlc to that.

Oh, that's: it's exciting! Think of that insane, a condom roadmap. All right poke! You see, those giant leaves. What do you see? The giant leaves yeah. That's that's! That's literally the only unique part of the map.

You are bald and ugly. You are a big chunky, piece of fat dog, martin. Oh, why i don't give a first place. Let's go my bunch bell, no bad show.

I want that. Oh they're killing it. I hit him with a show and he's doing faster than me. What the is that how's it going? Yes, desync is so bad.

I got hit by a ghost horse and i'm with you yeah, i don't get it. Oh, that was bad. Does that make sense, we're getting rolled by snipers placements doesn't make any sense like? Oh, my god, dude they're, so much better than us she's pretty easy honestly, because he had a lot of coins. He didn't get stopped if he got hit.

No it they do get hit you if you get hit with quincy, lose three okay. Okay, so some guy runs off the map and tires off the map. I don't see any more, then i get hit by an invisible shockwave and he spawns in front of me. What how does it make any sense? You got ta love the decent clan you're gon na love, it you're skinny little brown boy, oh shoot you! Okay, let's go home for a while.

Now we can win this. We play gopher. Oh, i love gopher. Oh my god.

All right, i have a long car to get afraid to save my car, probably yo poke polk. I was gon na say we there's a strat. We could do where someone sits in the back and tries to get lightning yeah, but i'm a window all right. We're good i'm in third.

No, oh, my god wait. Why did it release them? I didn't ask the release what literal bug camp there's no way. No, there is oh, i get doc. They're gon na get a challenge.

Oh duck ice. They just hit each other, i'm in third who's. In first me, okay, there's a guy in dylan between us. I hit him supposing dude they're a squad holy.

I can't even compete jesus i'll take middle of the barrel. Six dude. Look at that squad. Two three four and fifth up man: it's tough these losers.
Man actually yikes, is that last map, i don't know i feel like we actually can win. If it's not last map, i'm telling you we could win. Yes, okay, we can win, we just need zoyle. You me, and actually we need to get top three.

If we get top three and one map we win and we beat the snipers creature come first, okay. What do you want to pick what i need, i believe in the caribbean, poke if you get. I think this might be the last map, so, if poke at stop, if, if we get one two three four, we win after my map on, but my my phone has to pause. When the game is starting to chat, xqc despair yeah, you could do it right at the beginning, but you're gon na get good items if you're in the back anyway.

So it's worth it just, do it rage, that's minus! That's it! Oh! I need that. Actually, i did it now. Oh good evan and preston are doing fantastic upfront right now, i'm at six, but i'm actually not third place but watch out watch out, i'm in fifth, okay. I see i see everybody, okay dude.

Why is forcing that replay? Now? That's youtube! Bro, i don't ever get a bullet bill. We need to. We need a lightning lightning and we win. Oh, come on man awesome what you up! Bro whitening! I got a blue shell.

I can help my god so lame. You guys hit me well. I tripped that it's unfortunate did what's the best map we didn't enjoy, yeah, we did it ninja one sucks: okay, promenade! It's probably my favorite map. Here, let's make it myself.

Are we doing bridge yeah, i'm getting top three here stay out my way. What's your favorite map so far poker than he wants, none they like any of them. Yeah. Nothing really stands out.

True. What's your favorite map of the new maps? Oh, no, i think they're, all pretty bad. Okay, i mean not a lot of like unique features that are kind of cool, so like all like old maps or short maps or like is they're not like that crazy sure. I agree pretty mid.

Oh, i forgot i redlined at the beginning, nice, oh my god. I hit the what goes i'm a second, but i can get preston he's dead, go go i'm in first one. First, oh i'm with forsen. Oh i got here.

Let's go nice in the air dude holy we're ahead of everybody, dude we're so far ahead. I'm pretty chilling my wife yeah, oh god, that'd - have been good. Jesus. No is that last map, even if we got higher, i think that was awesome.

Every match: yeah, i'm down for remix, you're being cheap, oh come on, i went to a ninja hideaway enjoy the way is an interesting one. The drop downs don't make sense because you can't even drift or or go to the spot like it's like uh like it's. Like it's like drop down now, you now have to squeeze on a sharp trainer drop down shark turns like over and over again, that's so dumb yeah yeah bro his four's in naruto. Oh, my god, i swear i shut up.
How am i seventh, what the is this game? Man i quit, wait holy dude, look at porsche's outfit, that's actually sick. Did you see that outfit yeah? Look at it? It's like a race car person. This thing isn't me? Oh, oh, wait. What there's a shortcut, then i didn't see that i'm with you we're all behind you where's the shortcut i i used.

I don't know if someone's dead, okay, cool, oh my days, donald, are you good last time he talked about this was to make donation you're watching the vodka donating thinking it would pop up or something minus wasted. What do you want this guy man so annoying whoa? Sweet anita, thank you so much sorry, i'm just very tilted from this game. Ah man, this sniper, this gym guy man, you need to get a holly man there you go get up! Oh nice, nice, nice! Thank you. How do you hit? Thank you for that? Yeah yeah, it doesn't hit our team.

Oh that's huge. We can win. Oh, i missed i'll get more items for us. Oh i'm in knife, oh i'm now in 10th, oh and i'm in 11..

Okay, this is bigger. We got two twin first and second me and that poison were across the universe or me nervous. Whoever the this guy is. I despise the prick the main force of my hardest.

One hardcore the gap is narrowing, though it's narrowing down. Slowly was that last game. Did anybody even paying attention it? Probably it was no, no it'd be an odd number, so you can't yeah. I can't it's another number uh.

We can still pull this back poke if you're gon na be second to last, every game. It go last on purpose by a long, long margin and spam, uh, lightning and blue shells all right, fine, all day, yeah all we're getting is a possible plus one point. Every round who cares about one point it just just this game? Okay, make sure you're, you're you're not backing up doing it, because uh it'll end the lobby yeah. What does that mean like just drive, poorly and break and don't like, like i'll, just keep what i'm doing i'll just continue yeah, but just don't don't mass stall you're gon na it's gon na get you out.

If you messed all, don't worry! I got this guys elite is so good man. That's such a good way. All i got ta do is try my best. Don't worry because you're you're gon na give the team like like five six points per round yeah by being last, instead of getting like, plus one if you're not last, you know i feel, like you can't get a good item early though oh yeah you're gon na Get one you can't you can't you guys at least let and the first laptop.

Oh, i went to best i'm behind you on bottom. Oh, i made this guy dylan's, okay i'll! Do it oh fortune's, in the first time in second chance, coming you're still coming. First, oh that sucks for forza dude. It got him right in the middle of that damn that was probably the worst spot he could have got hit by having your prank genuinely my game bugs by another blue shell.

Oh, that was a nice cut. That's unlucky! I got hit by that. Oh no items, oh god, guys. That's not working! Oh, i jumped over the banana, but i stalled, but okay, forcing up first actually you're in third.
I got second god one. Two three three, three three one, two three um nice carry boys. That is an insane amount of points. That is absolutely busted.

Look at that i mean it doesn't work um if you're a tent, you have to be twelve. No, i literally didn't get any i up. So bad, that's why? What? How do you forget being last? No, there was no items, so i missed all the items i think about a bed. I wasn't paying attention.

I've got to go again and do another still kind of close, though i guess because i feel like we now warmed up and also, i feel like we now we have good team synergy now now we're ready, you do eight races and then run it back. You guys down yeah, we could shuffle the snipers, though you want to shuffle the snappers, i'm a move. Could, if you can, if you want do, we should do go for your friends as well, so whatever you guys want, i'm down they're on us right now. Honestly, that's not what they're shooting at us.

We could just shuffle them some for some buys for some buys close the bags box yeah. We can just do same teams right q team game, normal items, no comms yeah, i wash my hands if i piss and outside and stuff you know you guys want, i feel like we should pick other maps too right yeah. Why would you wash your hands when you touch your dick? It makes no sense wait. Finally, someone actually agrees did if your dick is clean.

Why would you watch such a long time yeah? But so you got that like anteater, you know, i think uh i've, i've seen it when you're in the bathroom and you never shut the door. Isn't it almost the same thing as like touching his head of your mouth, because it's like it's like skin on the inside huh, you know on the outside if you're caught, do you not get? What he's saying? Oh um, stick your finger in your mouth: oh yeah! Yeah yeah yeah. Well, you guys know, are you guys caught yeah yeah? Oh, oh honestly, you guys are missing out. I i think about it.

Every day, uh, i'm i'm both i'm a hybrid. Your skin is just holding on. No, i don't know uh. I don't.

I don't think science in that debate, i'm not i'm neither i'm neither. What does that mean, so you don't have that. Oh, how are you neither he doesn't have one. Are you just balls ridiculous straight balls? Oh man.

Oh i'm such a goofy driver matthew. What matthew? I'm behind you that makes no sense at all to go to targeting. We did one left man, i'm not getting anything good. I guess we're too close here.

Let's get this seven guys, i'm gon na him up, i'm chucking reds, blue shell, dude matthew. You me matthew. You must stop calling me matthew. Did you just be smacked dude as well, i'm going for it loser, loser literal loser.

What what the when i look at the people, i'm like what the you know, song yummy one. Second, no, my career, oh, come on because extra emily hit me for some reason. Did i say something: okay, okay, so we need to get somebody in last place. Who do we? Okay? You know uh um, okay, hold on foursome, you go last! You go last.
You did strap no, then, when you're in first, because you're a good player yeah forza, is the best one apparently okay in next race. I think i'm gon na go last number vision. No you're gon na go last on purpose. It's it's kind of hard because a lot of times you get bullet bills.

Then you just sit there. No, no okay enemy go last thing. If they have a sniper, they do it on their team. We kick him out boom emily go last, please just everyone.

Try good job, try and have fun all right. Emily said she's down to go last: okay, oh yeah! Now we went you do it then dude? I want ice cream and i was fine, i'm not going last minute. Can we go ice cream? Is there a good ice cream place in austin? I don't know, i feel good. Oh there's any good places of anything in austin.

I wouldn't be honest with you. Dude la is so much better. I am kind of missing. Austin feels so dry.

Lately, there's just gray new buildings that are popping up that suck after you've been in austin for a while la is really nice. I think la is better, but the sushi is better, but when you've been in away for a while austin's, really nice too wait is that auto steer. Sorry, i'm sorry dude. What is this map? I've never done this map.

Can we go back to dlc all right, emily just killed me what is happening red shells like ever made this map? You have no content. This is a great map. Oh, is that our blue shell, actually gon na, kill me again all right, i'm gon na see if i can on wait emily's in fourth by the way she lied. She was a viewer she's in fourth place.

Will it be in the air? That's really bad. On fifth one, oh, i got a blue shell ready watch out that killed me damn they're so far ahead. They are so far yeah holy wait. This is third, fourth and fifth, that's really good off the bat.

I got fourth, nothing! I got nothing good. So that's the problem is that um, if you don't consistently hit them and they get a lead, they don't get hit by any items at all ever because words like the brawl and they're out of the brawl one. That's how the game works. That's it.

I uh. I think we're still close, though uh hundred foursome, we can bring it back. Where was forza in that map behind me somehow, are you not trying or something this time he's throwing on purpose man? He wants us to go another one. What no i didn't do the same dude, i'm already bored of the knee man.

You know me now we're going back to the old ones i like excitebike. I don't know these old maps, though so are true. I'm sucking. Okay: okay, stop selecting old maps; three of them did like come on.
Man, that's so lame yeah. I've already bought the new ones. Are you not yeah by the way, like 30 bucks, not a bored of them like they're boring you bought them? Okay, boring bored yeah. Yes, they're fine, i mean they're, fine, okay, they're short and not very unique same.

Why you guys laughing so now. Our goal is to be there: oh wow, that's nice! Yeah! You have to hit them, so they don't go. Don't then we're! So we get this guy. How does that work? You can't go there, i don't get it.

That's what you missed. Did you hit him nice, okay, nice uh? I have three greens watch this ready for a blue shell coming out right now. Oh uh, one of ours right now add them. Add them, oh nice, actually nick needed that.

Oh that's good, nice! I think he's learning. First and second, oh, what like i jumped, i don't know how that even works. Can you not get there uh? Would you guess oil right now? I got a mushroom. I think i can get the first, no, the banana yeah.

All right, you mean enforcers first, second and third: okay, okay, yeah! I just got i'm sick. I i i don't know what to say from there someone over the gap they hit me. Oh they're hit: you guys are that it didn't know me yeah red, just third place. Now i was in first just starting.

Unfortunately, of course it's got to be trolling by the way. Let's stop doing the last play strat because uh we're not getting any lightnings because bro, that's not the same forces, that's the worst foursome who was just forcing because we were okay. It was. Let me ask this, though, how the how the okay do they get lightning and if we don't and we're literally abusing the we're doing a strata, it makes no sense at all.

I i don't understand quite frankly, wait. How is it a different version when i made the game? It said this is the same person from the last game. No, he just changed his character, real quick. He can do that.

Christ, no yeah, this foreign step, there's there's no way. This is a different person. No, it's a different force and this guy's numbers, the other guy, didn't have numbers and he looks like forsen. This guy has yellow hair changes; okay, let's let's just him up.

We've got this tbh right randomly so weird, because when i made the teams that literally just he was on our team anyway, they didn't change at all. Am i being able able to join and enjoying so far the same guys, the same guy? I think it is the same guy get first place this time. All right he's going. I see him okay.

This is good all right, nice. There they have a pack behind you guys, oh my god, i'm an empty, i'm a numpty! Oh i'm with you, i'm right behind your ex who did that ruined everything. For me, you were like, like one person. Second yeah, you ruined my life if we gave him anything we're.

Finally, looking at people behind us yep we're holding we if we get by, then we go like seven in eight place. We're good we're good we're not going to we're not going to this map. We can get good leads watch out loyal for what that jump. Sorry i haven't stopped in a while, because life has been a little.
Oh, my god is that a blue shot for us for them. Oh, no. I got hit by red, show why i'm good i'm good! I got ta play agree. I i'm inside i'm third man.

I'm like almost a lap ahead. It's insane i'm trying to seven. I can't blue shield coming out there right now. Is it us for them go go, go, go, go, go, go! That was actually huge.

Oh my god! You him up! Oh, i got second, let's go. I threw my baby, please. I just got hit by five breath: shells back to back where's behind whoever's behind me: did it you're ugly? What is wrong with you dumb? What is wrong with you, yeah who's, blind, five red shells? Oh, like okay, what's our team? What is our team? Oh, my god, if at least you guys were getting items to help about man dude i got at the end, i swear. I was doing good the whole game.

Okay, fair enough. We are cheating, they're, cheating, i'm telling you they have a uh. What's it called you're forced in music park? Okay, i'll vip! You, if you stop? Oh, that's all you're gon na give him. What do you got? Okay, poke this map uh? Have you ever played mario kart yeah? What i love melody right away? This is so good.

Uh, when the piranhas have like this there's light under them, don't uh don't stand under the light. Don't go for the flashlight flashing lights, i'm so stupid, yeah poke! You see those lights. The homies oh forest is insane. Hey, wait, wasn't playing he's in for a second.

I'm in third, we hit first. Second, third, nice wait. The comeback! This is actually huge. Okay, forza is actually playing because he just did the sixth strat dude wait.

Fourth, first, second, third, fourth good! Oh! This is good. That's massive, actually money's! So big! This is good. This is what i'm gon na drop a banana ready, i'm behind all of them right now. If we hold this, this is huge uh nice.

I just fell off the map, guys first. Second, third, fourth, first, second, third, fourth, i don't get first, second, third, fourth and fifth - i don't know i did that. I don't know he did he did that skipper, yeah! Look before this joint! Now i i don't know how that hit you and didn't hit me all right, blue shield. Thank you is that you, yes, oh bro, look at him go holy.

Look at the speed run. I wasn't trolling before i said i got ta, give him that my balls, you sucker. Oh that was so good all right. I got.

We got first. Second. Third, we got first. Take a third, that's immense! Wait, push up who's talking about the picture, the first! Second.

Third and fourth: oh really, let's go yeah. We rolled up. That's insane nice. That gives us a lot of questions.

That's clean yo! I was helping a little bit. I have been surprised for 30 seconds yeah. I was keeping them back here. To give me another.
Welcome to the job - oh my god, so close yeah, that's good! That's good! What i have to do! That's absolutely fantastic! Come on! Oh, even when you pop up hard you we get like 100 points out of you, but if you get items like that, we get like eight points out of you because we're all full i'm telling you. I don't know some of these. I don't know the maps dude like i fell off the piano side. Oh, let's see rainbow road about that.

What's the easiest map for poke, i mean mario kart seems crazy, uh things that you can see far ahead with the not a lot of obstacles, so things like rainbow road um. All the sprints are pretty good because you can see them in front of you. There's no obstacles or blockades that make you lose vision. This is my fault rainbow car, the rainbow road is the best one.

I love that map yep. That's so fun, nah! Wait! You know this one. You know what you just wanted, which one was this uh? The woman's music it's cause, i was camping. I didn't believe it first.

He was complaining. Wait what why why didn't you get? Let's get this game just so it's so buggy. This game is so very much bug it's insane in front of me. Oh, that was me.

I just killed both of one person. Second, fourth of all, no pokemon behind him. Oh wait, uh poke iron, fourth and third and who's someone's at first man. Okay, this is actually good.

If we hold it, that's really good, okay holy that was lucky. I hit him. Nice all right come here. We got two seconds there we go.

We got first, second and fourth punch right now, oh music. I actually just the two times, and i just another guy. Oh my poke me poke. Next, you give me another use music box.

God only use it once. Okay, i just them over the ridge. They actually got really screwed wait a minute. That's a game changer, all right.

That should be good. First and second, that was okay. It was awesome yeah that was decent. I i think we get more points, though i think we go up.

We should be up. Oh so close, i have one more race like this on my website so close, and then i fell off at the end. Let's pull it up, let's pull it up. We got this, we got this yeah i'll choose my record stadium, though i'm good.

No, you did good. I i couldn't do more than i don't think that was maxed out yo better! Is that good? Because i'm winning here, man you're talking like one of the dudes in animal crossing, go let's do it! No nice! No! This one at least yeah yeah, fungi dude. How the are you playing from japan? Oh i'm trying to play the violin baby girl. What you doing? Oh, i didn't get make a booster okay.

I tried it poker behind you, oh wow. I want you guys. Oh we're all back here. This is not good wow.

This is really bad. Yeah they're, all they're, all up top actually poisoning. First, let's go for sir. Let's go: oh i'm in fifth give me a item the force spending shows on me.
Oh that's so bad yeah. I got like eight. I hit him. I hit him, someone! Oh that was so bad.

This is such a joke. Dude. What the i don't know! I don't know what the oh, my god, man, what made me die there so fast. I i dropped so many positions so early.

I finished the last one. No, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! I like you more yeah. We actually yeah, we could still leave someone uh. What do we want to try boys? Do? We know a map that we're like we're good at or something um yeah? We should do uh, maybe i'll just pick just pick whatever.

I remember right. At 64., n64 uh told harper's, not bad at all. That's a great man. Great picture, did you say pearl harbor, towed heartbroken, chill the out man jesus christ.

Oh here we go. If we can do it first. Second, third, again, i think we catch up yeah. I think i clap these suckers right here.

Let us soil, you need to step up. I need to step it up. Okay, man, i'm full focus mode right now, try hard mode activated, damn no, no, no, no, boosting hello there insane, like i had no sleep. I didn't eat for a full day and i played vr and i i puked my um my thing i was so disgusted that was actually a funny time.

Bro forza. Why he just slowed down a banana at me. Wasn't changed all right. What place do you guys think i've been 12.? I'm questioning items hit me harder than anyone else.

No, oh! That was close. Oh my god mate. I got railed by it. Reds, okay, rivers last start killing enemy team with items please.

Oh, that was sick. Oh, is a little crunchy can't get lightning with you guys, i'm trying so hard. I they already pass go um. I was trying so hard.

They they got first. Second, third, fourth non-prediction imagine not be able to hit items on enemies because the red netcode is so dog uh. We had a 50-point lead, lose dude the snipers them well raise oil yeah, snipers dude. He went literally too far away.

Okay, i hit him on my screen, which means that, from my perspective, he was not too far away he's only far away, because the net code is garbage. I don't understand that it's such a simple concept, what a simple concept to understand: yeah we suck! Oh anyone depress her. The interesting thing is.

By xQcOW

17 thoughts on “I played mario kart against the worst streamers”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Yuan Chu says:

    the other pepperpains guy pagman

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Amma says:

    Ive never played a mario game. These games and the platformers all look like headaches. Every clip i see someone playing these games, they are malding or depressed lmao

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Rose Emp says:

    xQc racing with the meta kart and still coping OMEGALUL

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Im Nothere says:

    The title should've been "I played games with Forsen [ REAL] THIS IS INSANE "

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Navmn adc says:

    I imagine this being similar to how he would drive the McLaren

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars StraightUpRainbows says:

    Felix with the crazy pro map skips ForsenCD

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Thing482 says:

    I gotta say I am glad Forsen went back to his roots and joined them as "Forsen1337"

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Bobby Bando says:

    can we just appreciate our juicers competitive face on the thumbnail good work editor top marks thanks for this vid xQcL 😘

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Yo that’s cool says:

    I got SATs tomorrow and it’s over midnight… but….

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Chalupa Poopa says:

    Disappointed. Not enough coomer bait in the thumbnail 😒😮‍💨🥱

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars The Steazer says:

    What did you say about my mizzy wizzy? 🥺

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Pedro Chanay says:

    That first game is definition of how my day usually goes from start to end 😅

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dan Costello says:

    EU friendly posting schedule OMEGALUL

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Thing482 says:

    This video xQc is going to destroy them like normal right?.. right? Aware

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Pablo Yoshikage says:

    why post at 1:31 am? insomnia andy's

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Juan Rocha says:

    PogU big fan from the country Uwanta 🇦🇬

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Hadley A says:

    I haven't watched the video yet

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