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New game: okay, guys. The point is game chat - is to make a city that is actually good: okay, uh, uh. Okay, are these all packs? This is from the dlc right. The logo is from certain dlcs correct park.
Life mount pack, frosty rivers, hi xqc. Recently, i have been going through a lot. My pet turtle just died and my mom is an addict. What do you think about five dollars to donate to you guys? Do we build chat? Just so super duper happy and i think you're, one of the cutest streamers.
Oh thanks man, chad desert was this, doesn't sound like a lot of fun. This sounds pretty good. No, this green peaks. Look! It has a nice reverb for power.
It's gon na be good for dams and a lot of water, okay, city name, disaster city sounds fun. Random disasters uh sure, okay, i'm trying to get a food up in here, dude, it's the gym in the world. You get a minute hold up hold up almost done: whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. This is going.
Let's go a little bit too fast, i'm all! I guess i didn't even start yet. I'm already overwhelmed hello, it's about building some roads and some zones, uh yeah man, sure dude rhodes, guys. I can't help no no settle down. I have to be careful here.
Boys be careful, okay, so then, first off we build the road guys. Roads are very difficult because they have to be okay road another day, i'm not dumber angles and dude. I don't know what i'm doing shut up. Okay, sorry, i'm getting metroid, okay ready, so people are gon na, come into the city and add the city right.
So first things: first, let me be able to get in there. That's that's vampires! It's not big enough, though guys. It's too short, is that normal look. It's narrow into one lane.
Ah, how do i de-build it? How do i? How do i come back? How do i develop it? Be okay, what the is happening guys? What is this this road, which one is that is that large road or is that medium roads? Last dunno, if that's no cap, chad is soaring. If you wanted me and we can try to find highways turtle, i can help out it's a medium already occupied you. Okay! Is that yes, it's again, i mean they're gon na at b. Does that mean? Okay? Now have we started yet we're good now what went wrong? Well, dick number, one: okay, good! Wait! I better backwards slow down.
I don't know what i'm doing. Okay, i don't know okay, okay, now what tutorial says? What now? How do i know where i'm going next advisor bill rose? I know this okay houses, zoning houses boom done right for inspiration, should watch the buzzfeed video where a legit city architect plays city skylines. He goes into how to make a best. Most juicy city use one-way roads.
These are one-way roads, dude, look two-lane road, oh and then what oh boom voila dude? What law dude look? You are playing like 10x, more stupid than you were last time, and that was pretty bad too. I am witnessing brain cell determination boom neighborhood, never heard it good neighborhood shut up. Now we have a neighborhood people can live here. They like it. Okay, okay, they live here. They love that now, then now then nothing. They will need to get some work up in this fine. We need some shops in this fine.
What do people do? They gather out of the house? What do they do? Shops shops. In my opinion, this needs to be one way. Chad, this should have been one way correct, because you don't want him to get staggered at a one way doesn't make sense, because if you think about civil engineering, this doesn't make sense because other than they're gon na get it they're gon na get struck advice. One way in boom, it doesn't make sense dog they need to be able boom.
I don't know, i'm doing it stupid. How are they going to get out dude because i'm overthinking, i'm not? I am what's up man. This is one way we can have people go in and out of this, it's not gon na work. No, we can't no! No, this is.
Is it one way? It's gon na, be sorry beautiful houses? No, no! No! These are shops. What the i don't think it is, these sound got it. Okay, guys is this good? Should we connect those together, i mean why not right, okay! Now, how do i make it curve? I want to guess i want to look like i look cool nah. We don't need no, it's not going to curve.
Okay, all that okay economy panel unlocked boom boom. Dude budget maintenance, you man, i don't give a about that this is. This - is pointless. Uh build roads and zones and a lot of the games thanks pvc.
Now then nothing we want them to be able to commute, and since this is a one way, we need to now make it a non one way. Okay, so almost straight, they are able to get out over here, just like so or like here, just like so or to continue, because if they want they can go see their friends they're allowed. Oh dude, look at the goddamn house. Is it people love to live here? They love it.
They love the, but over here we don't put the houses over here. It'd be kind of weird, though no but kind of weird you went out of your house. You see a shop, it's gon na it's gon na it's it's it's just it's houses, more houses, but then, but then they're like dude. We have to get out of here.
Man, one way street bang good. Now, they're gon na be on a boulevard. Large road do wait, wait a minute, wait, a minute, wait, a minute! No, no! No! No! No! No! These are two-way streets. That's good! That's good, because there's a lot of traffic a lot of traffic! Here we build nothing here we built.
Why do you think we got nothing in? We don't want people to think dude. There's a show. Next to my house, that's dog shops boom boom, the boulevard shops, the boulevard of shops, the boulevard of shops right here right now: boom: okay, okay, okay, now people how they buy. They make money, how to make money.
They have to go to work, work one-way street, where, where to workplace, mana more options? Yeah? Okay - i forgot about that. Okay, so they got it, they go from the houses to the boulevard and then they would have work six-way road, no all that boom boom. One way road don't be too shocked by his city planning. He did grow up in laval after all now, by the way road, only they cannot go backwards, boomer. No, no. We need to space it out we're going to make some parks in between some parks. People can have some fun for now, though, it's laying road making simulator, he isn't going to have any cash left by the time he needs to build houses, shops, generators, amd farms. People are going to die within two days with no running water and malnutrition.
I up has been one way three years, pog all one way, all of it all one way and then what people do here check? Thank you. They go to work. Dude, work time boom boom boom, dude dude, look at the donut of workplace. Look at it! What mean wrong road placements, what this is fine? What are you talking about 50 months? You an international okay, okay, if they want, though they're allowed to exit if they want they're, not it's not working.
Oh my god. Excuse me now. This would be a two lane. No two way this has to be two way: people need to be able to get into work and that'll work because they can, they can go out, go shop and go and then go to work.
They want you, okay, it's two-way! This is gon na, be two-way streets. It's it's a two-way street toy street. Okay. This is fine guys.
This is exactly like. The dog rose back in canada, dang it that's good, more workplace. Marriage soon feels okay, man. One way, one way the background music is absolutely crucial to emphasize how badly he is terrorizing.
This land man settle off. Man build highway through the city. First, then branch off of it man be quiet. What the is this game's music? This is the hardest.
I have laughed in months: okay, hold up hold up; okay, then then main road, four lane streets and then two-way street back to maine boom, dude dude, dude, okay, zoning, more shops, uh, more factories, guys it seems kind of way to be that they work in this Place right since it's gon na be kind of weird, because it's a two-way street we're getting in and out and then there's it's gon na it's gon na it, bang bang, bang more work, man, okay, i'm done! I'm done! Then highways right, i'm not allowed to build them. Yet why not? Oh my! This is like watching flint michigan get built lol. Electric power looks like you won't. Oh, i forgot about that.
City already looks like okay. This is fine, so now we have no available electricity. That's fine! So, first off we build a station, you need to make a roundabout clueless, that's going to pump water correct, so we could power. The thing: did you look at the soviet vorkuta coal mine gulag camp and take that as face value as a instruction? So if we put them over here, it's bad right, this hell hole, abomination alive because there's no current, the current isn't fast enough. Correct, yes, xqc the craziness social planner and all-knowing all-powerful well-intentioned. So how do i extend this? Nothing further up the road up, the sand. It can actually definitely maximize the economic wealth, get more science off of it, clueless how you don't as a cities, skylines player, every preceding click. Enrages me to my very core also to everyone in chat xqc.
You can do it believe in yourselves, wow. They have really upgraded the bloons graphics. Is this number seven? Where are the balloons? I don't understand it connect one way feels good. Man are gon na, go to eight going to downtown metropolitan areas.
Surely downtown areas are better than water pumping into the city? Wait containing water to have electricity and running water. There's no way. People need that to live fresh water, wait a minute one way. Street andy feel it it's gon na dumb it to be bad.
A city not a nascar tractor, spend fifty thousand in the city funding on building a bunch of rectangle roads. Oh miguel, the road where does the water go, though growing up had a more technical layout than this, the communism incident, so those are gon na pump water. Okay, large buildings settle down. This is gon na pump water, but then i see you put on natural disasters.
There is no need when you have ex making the city the shit's already. Well, that's for water! Wait! That's for water! That doesn't do power that doesn't even do power what the is happening being a city of only factories and shops. What is this soviet union simulator pepe laughed comrade where's the wind guys. What's this white part? Is this it's good, it's good for for winding it it's! When it's white - because i mean it's good for wind or blue - ended in the middle of nowhere built in 200 bc and is located on a downwards 80 degree.
Hill has better infrastructure than your dogs, power plants. Cw. I love you chat, you guys can do it x, power plants. Yeah.
Is this the new escape from tarkov city yeah power planter very realistic. Wait has been near roadside just like the re-education center. I love the inspiration you took from them. No running water and no electricity also don't worry about running water and electricity.
All they need is a mcdonald's okay. Let's just go with this first chat. Can you stop it? He is doing a good job. Just keeping.
This is the worst city in the world. No funding and no prosperity for any of the resident citizens shitholes. How do i wire these? Yes, how do i wire them now? How do i rhyme to the city, how did it imagine being a kindergartner playing in the damn sandbox and somehow accidentally drawing a better layout than this cable at work? And you need to drop something off up street guess you need to take an hour drive around town sage. I understand it.
You wire it how okay the blues on the tables, but it's not blue, though sure, if you had a toddler, sit and play this game. Even they would be able to have a way for people to leave the residential area. I don't understand this music makes me feel like i am descending to the depths of hell. What the i could literally give a four-year-old two tabs of lsd and 15 benadryl and they'd still make a better city. Oh my god guys am. I can i do this. Is this good? You think? How do i resume time? Oh, no! No! No! No! No! No! No, no! No! No! No! No! No! This is not even ready. Yet, how do i know what is being powered and what is not being powered? How do i know this montreal city simulator? Why are you laying this city out like a chessboard, but i it you know what you need brother as a power plant, some all in a coal mine and you're good to go brother.
There's that many other money, the city planning incident of 22 troll despair, okay, okay, so, first off; okay, it we need to get guys. The city needs to start running. You guys we're running out of money. We got ta start making some money okay boom.
First off the city needs to be wired back in it. So how do people get out of this? Anything about that? Oh, no! No! No! No! Power! Outages! Oh! No! No! No! No! Water supply! Oh! No! No! No! No! Natural disasters! Oh! No! No! No! No! Out of funzo, no, no, no wait. They can't get out of fine city, the city might run out of money, but guess who's buying another mclaren. Tomorrow, nice one chat or bollocks.
What a part of a city you have here. This is the world we, the people want to live in, make sure to make everything from rage just kidding this sucks boom boom, that's how they get out of the city in the aztec empire. I'd rather avoid getting sacrificed than to deal with this hellhole city trap. So that's how they get out of the city correct! My dude go the back to overwatch jesus christ.
What is that trafficking? Venezuela has more food than this. How do you build this american and russian cities? I already built this. This is this: a city made by jubilee, interviewers pepe agony, just tax, the out of what is that? Oh wait. You have none omega lull.
Current british cities are poorly planned for modern applications, because city fans in the past didn't anticipate a population boost. This city is planned poly, because x seems to have a global power in his brain, still more power than this city life. How did you debunk this? Oh boy, i'm? Finally, moving into this new city, i can't wait to visit all the shops and holy what the is this. Why is the entire city, a airplane runway? How do i get out of this hell hole? So if you take the wrong turn, you have to fully leave the city just to get back into your house got it.
I forgot i want to not even connected these. People are gon na. Look like raisins holy, just listen to the gps. Moving into this city would be like driving into the pits of hell. Are you, okay chap you don't need to spam one-way streets? There are two-way roads for a reason: jesus christ. How do you make it? How do you see what they need before? We can start the game, they need water right. There is no way this pepegger is not being brain dead on purpose to farm. No, you man's be this dumb.
Oh, no! No! No! No made a worse city than megaton from connect. The belt connect the house with the pipes right like this. Is this gon na work? You don't need to put power lines across the city. The blue zones will connect once people build in zoned areas, connect the power to water pump and connect water mains to zoned area.
So is this working now or not press play, so your citizens can move in and you get more income. This is working out, got ta love the detroit infrastructure dot. Are you building new guys the water isn't being filtered they're going to die? This is actually advice. Remove power lines down the middle of the city.
If there is a city line, it automatically grants power. Oh, like this to all other near buildings for now put power lines on the outside of city. You can add more later great work. Felix now i have an entire set of test subjects to comet psychological warfare and today we're gon na test the effects of the most demoralizing city physically possible on the human brain.
I love it when power lines are running through my backyard and factories are a block away contaminating the air it worked. Google maps is molding yeah, oh my god, we're out of money holy. If i was forced to a baby is there? Is it ready to be opened up now nearest cliff, oh the power? No, this city is my sleep paralysis, demon. The power isn't connected good good, designed better cities with my legos they're building houses.
You are the city planner for los okay, we're angeles, not making money, though, because these guys family, what do they mean family? No, i lost my thinking gun. Oh no, are you in charge of building los angeles as well? North korea, pov how's the sewage, because how do they sewage? I don't get it this guy built a city that was only used for driver training, a drain pipe, i can't afford it. Rather, all we've got to do is just pull the trailer forward stadium, someone mills that will freeze during ones around own world of electricity. Keep it up, wait guys.
How do i, how do i get more money? Take a loan i'm not going to have loans yet because why can i why can't i hold those? I don't get it? Why are there bulldozers just print more money? If i never know it was you, okay, water? We are all donating to a millionaire to tell him how bad his pixel city is omega lull born wow, i sure loved the industry buildings zoned right in my backyard. My children, loved drinking metal water can't wait for my pregnant wife to give birth to a lizard. I call an ambulance, but the city has no money for basic services, and everyone is dead, are ready to go now. 2020 covey 2021 political tensions rising globally, 2022 xcc makes a city. I have a name: pyongyang, okay, okay, look, another; okay, no power; no water, no utilities; no infrastructure, no economy; no road system, cool river, the mayor, morgan, energy of the city, just as chris, you have to go 10 blocks over just to get a single sip of Contaminated water for your family feels it. Then this is worse than my clash of clans town. The pipe needs power. Oh, what i can't afford to everyone! I am a new resident and this fine city with my new family.
What? Why is there? A 20 car pile up in the middle of the road. I can't afford it. My son just turned into a raisin: where is the water? What why did my wife just keel over and die? What i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known. I don't know where it goes, because it was designed by this dumb, quebec and - and i can't escape - oh god.
Oh that's why i saw bro. Do you see the shadow pass behind? Xqc? Can anyone in chat market because we're not we're losing the city is losing money? Is he building the aftermath of hiroshima? No james. Your voice is water. It's the year 2022 btw.
What the is this, i can't afford you piece of game. Sorry, i'm getting multiple reasons. Bro imagine going to work and you have to navigate the back rooms just to get there this week we're taking a look at the top 10 most useless media projects in the world. Why are they parking in the front? What a piece of it's more like a trailer park than a city pepe - oh my god! Oh my god! No sewers! It's a crime to charge taxes in this city.
How do i get a refund of this guys? Am i gon na get refund? My destroyer. Stop! Stop stop. How do we get? I got really gon na refund it. How did i do that? Dude dude? What the i've been getting a group of peasants, some rope and stone blocks, and yet this man child designs, a city that looks like it, should be a map in total lockdown.
This city is a little can't even afford to power the sewage system holy cheese and crackers. I can't wait to move into this piece of haven on earth. I sure do hope. The power line running through my back here does kill us.
Well, this mud, water bath is so exfoliating. This is the best city ever is i'm losing money? Oh, my god. The government is gon na have to pay me taxes to come to work in this city with random, suburban houses next to office buildings with no electricity or running water. The new fortnite map poggers wait never mind this shits ass, like always dear mom.
I just recently moved to this place named disaster city, because the property we're out of money. We can't do it see why the city lives up to its name. I don't think i'm going to make it to tomorrow, sell everything i own guys. We can't we can.
It's a bottle to get that it's possible. We can't raise the tanks either. People are leaving the city dear diary first day in this town. It smells like stale, mcdonald's and the water tastes like piss. Every day feels like i am living in an episode of bear. Grylls surviving in the wild, if there is a god, tell him to send a meteor down press, okay, okay, okay, okay, um, let's just uh quit show them hey brothers. We started help me. I've just showed my grandmother this and she cried brought back her horrible memories of the great depression.
She is inconsistent disaster too. Could you do this? It's okay disaster too. For that yes, ma'am, i'm done! I need another love, because the man just like got it again, where my wife is dying of lead, poisoning and ask me for money so that we can build another factory ready roads boom. Okay, it's time to go full, try harder! Okay! This is what we're gon na.
Do: we're gon na connect the boats together, because that's the best way to do it. Um connect. Okay, we can't um, that's a small scale. This should be one way man put in charge of building the roads when he doesn't have a driver's license of his own omega lull roundabouts.
Probably not one way good. That works, that's smart, that's very smart, okay and then it's already it's not uh. It is actually you're right. This shouldn't be this way.
It just shouldn't. That's how you get wtf, i can barely get light in my house and they just destroyed a windmill for no reason. Surely it will be better than the last settle down uh. What is this four-way large road, too big right, hey, make sure to have everything is powered before you put houses down tip use dirt roads because they are cheaper, make sure you have enough energy to power everything most well-constructed, los angeles streets.
Let's just start small. This guy decided that torturing, one town of people wasn't enough, so he chose to do it again. The rise of the society, but in reverse, in my opinion, we shouldn't have ever the same thing to go in and out connected, and this is a bad idea. Yes, this is going to clutter like crazy.
This is gon na it's gon na jam, it's gon na jam. Is it not gon na jump to move to this new city? Hopefully i don't get a jam roundabout clueless. This is not a jam, oh god he's building a good idea. Surprise.
This guy does not know how roads work considering he grew up in laval, quebec, where the roads look like the skin of an old man. That's that much better, much much smarter boom. There. You go dude boom.
My mayor just left his town to run a new one after success of the people died and the rest have no internet. What do i do because you want the people to get out in certain ways if you really think about it? Taking a is pretty much like getting in the ass, but in reverse, and it's give me a one way out now: why too big what zuma? There is no traffic with a population of five. This works boom guys this is our initial build. I think this looks pretty good. This is our initial build. I don't see a problem with it. It's a nice little city. Okay, these need power.
That's fine! You want some power, you're gon na get power. Okay, we build this over here because we need some space for the wires, we're building two of them fair enough. We are now going to be building wires. I connect this.
You look like you're trying to signal the aliens with these crop circle. Looking ass robes. Yes, it's gon na be around the middle of it. This is almost a good idea.
Oh, is that somebody connected this city is sponsored by squarespace. Oh wow, we got lucky okay, then power, no water building water city for millions of people, but in reverse, okay and water dumping windmill incident. I didn't think it was possible, but this road layout is infinitely worse, hey, xqc! I see you are using the same game. I use to teach my seventh grade students about geology.
You are doing just as good as them keep up the hard work. Okay, these are army resolutions, we're always out here. Building flint, michigan, okay and i forgot to reveal the workplaces. When are we going to get another valor and stream? Mr xqc? This needs to connect this thing.
100. This is a connect, because if people are going to be uh living in a going shop over here, they can't go back home. They they have to connect 100.. This who the puts a residential area on the entrance of a city residential area in the middle of a roundabout shut the up.
I know what i'm doing: okay and then uh in workspace. So, hey felix, just a quick question: how does a two-way road merging into a one-way road work? Sorry for being two hours late, i got stuck in a residential neighborhood with a useless roundabout and no one could get out of their driveways. Are you building a city or a prison compound either way? I'd rather be in solitary confinement than in this town? Oh, my god, city looks like the hedge maze from the shining chat, the more you stare and then this is gon na be um factories. Bro.
Can you imagine living in a roundabout holy? This really is a new form of torture, okay, okay, audition via one way, hi felix love the city build. It reminds me of my home love from the uk. This shouldn't be one more edition. This bozo thinks he's building a city when it actually looks like a mine.
Let's go to pipe my pipes now, so pipes are going to be uh, starting this way step one build around about step. Two do not use the roundabout gigachat. Why is traffic from the highway going directly into a roundabout in a residential neighborhood? Who is funding this commerce? My man hasn't even thought of buildings, yet just dog roads that no one's gon na drive on, because everyone's gon na be scavenging fellas suffers the rise about a place between hidden and hell, a purgatory, an endless void. Where souls wait to move on. I find myself at the end of my life in an empty city. Walking down enter streets. Is this purgatory or just hell foreign chat? I just saw five cards. I think it's really easy to each other after they all mentioned with no traffic signals to tell them where to go.
Is it ready guys? Is it ready to go? Oh in the power of the drain, my dad got lost in this city. When i was young, he never came back xqc. Do you know the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result? You guys said that the wait, what in case today, i'm going to be showing you how to build the least efficient roadway system i can possibly come up with in the chat for all the car crashes, i'm going to cause it. Why wait, though? Oh because the houses are going to connect each other, it's a network of houses.
I get it they're just built at the wrong. They just built unluckily to be deleted, which is gone, lucky wow and it didn't build right at the beginning. Map looks insane come on at least the sewage is powered sage, hello, okay, um! We need to do it temporarily. Temporarily is the key reward attention everyone new property listings available in the town of minus two beautiful homes just seconds away from the freeway? It's a perfect place to raise your kids and can you press play so we can see balloon areas.
Finally, it's been two weeks in this city and we're still without power. The mayor said some about houses being built unluckily. I don't know what he's talking about hey x. Do you know the ship of theseus? Basically, if you take a disaster city and replace it with a roundabout, is it still the same disaster? Gaza? It's working him a brazilian favela is more efficiently designed than this guys.
It's working never seen such wonky roads like this ever been made before i sure thought it was going to mean something quite more than buildings. I think i can't find even the exit help me make building historical that makes zone building a historical professor, imagine trying to learn something new and just having a tts voice. Berate you non-stop, let the man have fun, it's a video game. No! No! No! You want me if you're doing this real life man, i lost this real brother.
Wait? What peter p, where the is this just love, waking up with the rest of the neighborhood that all shares were making money round about backyard and smelling the fresh sewage and factory smoke coming from two minutes away, what found out hello mr.cow? Why is my power off? I demand to speak with your supervisor. My toilet is filling up with poop. Please help we need more power. I am hoping to get your votes as the mayor of this shitville city.
My name is flitz langella and i'm looking to make this city shittier than any place. Anyone has ever lived with you guys at. We need this. Hey man.
My birthday party will be at my house. It's in the middle of a roundabout in the city entrance can't miss it yeah just park in the middle of the traffic jam, the city planner, mr lane, do me save gamer, actually winning run the secret of this city. Now we expand. It works like a hamster to power, the house's electricity. It is time to expand our being in your city. I, as american city, we're making a thousand dollars a weekend. It is time for us to go heart, abandon billing. You hello.
He made me build the road that he knows and he juices all the world and he don't make no money. He said to me. People made you later, but i now can feed my family, but all this now is the road he said to me. Okay, it is time for expansion.
It is time for expansion. Oh boy, i can't wait to move into this new city, i'm so excited. Okay. I live in a roundabout.
I can get out of my driveway. My life is despair. Wait two minutes and the asteroid the size of florida will hit the roundabout, even god, hates it. The air at chernobyl is cleaner than this city.
Sorry, boss. I was late for work. I missed my turn, so i had to leave the city just to get back in also. Why is there a two-way street going onto the highway going the opposite direction? Yo? I just started playing this game a few days ago, as it was on sale.
This game will get complicated in the future as you need to actually incorporate city planing to avoid bad traffic 53 months, btw pog camp little roads. This is what you get when your city planner was in charge of designing houston, hey guys. It's me, the guy who lives inside the roundabout turns out. It is impossible to see oncoming traffic before pulling out.
So i guess my life is just a roll of the dice for years. Now. Of this is president barack obama. We are going to make sure the builder of the house is in the new reminisce will be prosecuted to the fullest extent.
The man who did this is an absurd monster and has cost the lives of 20 000 people holy mackerel. This new bruins map play it looks super good. These graphics look. So look like.
I can't wait for you to beat blownerys on hard running out of money. Am i betting too much kx chief called all he said was that this? Isn't it okay already the zone in it? As always, so i think we're going to make um all shopping. Centers is this, and residential is all this all of that, and now this is too close to the guys, residential and uh residential over here as well imagines. If a zombie apocalypse hits xqc city, the zombies will be lost in the roundabout five head.
I said why the money was this: is it welcome to watch mojo today we will be counting down the top 10 reasons to live on a roundabout number one. You can hear your neighbors having sex 247.. Can someone tell me what balloons tower defense map? This is looks kind of dog, but i think that's right. Try! Okay! That's right! All right! Let's see what happens this roundabout neighborhood idea of yours is genius. Los angeles could use something like that. Maybe it'll solve all the traffic issues we all have to deal with. Water is already worrying. Oh, oh, my father left to get milk.
He texted me something about it. I hope he will be back soon. My guy, why does your town have the layout of one of those mazes on the back of a kid's cereal box, yeah boom boom boom boom loans, taxes, garbage health care, landfill at school, clinic, school loans, taxes pause, guys, loans, and yet, in the light of this Santa's moon, it has vengeance population. Should we get a lonely thing for this of his new home? It is an immature member having developed the familiar skull characters, but still lacking the distinct cerebrum.
This is like if the set designers of the truman show were intent on having truman hooked on crack at 12 years old for content waste. When you thought living in this school availability, i don't understand it. People are too stupid. Oh wow sirs.
I luv entering a roundabout just to crash into someone pulling out of their driveway whoa. I really hope you are lead designed for get a six. I can't wait to see what you do her mayor. Okay, guys, i think he went to the cd project red school of city planning, night city, guys, i don't understand, chat structure.
Why is it ready to be a depiction of it? Please do not welcome me to this jungle. The elementary school check is, i think they should be in the middle of execution on the corner. This is cute. No, he doesn't know about the pollution.
Pepe laugh. He is unaware. Hey guys, welcome back to watch mojo. For today you should trust a man with a gun knows to build your city number one.
He will build an absolute desk over here. It's more secure! It's it's safer! It's it's right! Here! It's in the middle of the neighborhood, it's gon na chill in or over here i know it is better to be honest: okay, boom and more houses. Oh garbage. When i grew up, i played a game called frogger landfill site built my kids school in a roundabout.
So they can draw oh no, but how do i do this? I was excited when my dad told me i was going to a new school before i got ran over by all the drivers on the roundabout. Well, my house and all my possessions were just bulldozed, so kids can finger paint. At least i don't live on the roundabout anymore, okay, um landfills, because how do i bulldoze the land, sir? Would you like a fantastic opportunity, buy a newly foreclosed home? How much will it cost the low cost of ten thousand? Oh, not yet we're! I am writing to you about this roundabout. You are so kindly built around.
My neighborhood.we have begun evolving differently from the rest of the human population, as the speeding cars are blocking. Any contact to the outside world help us garbage. I have garbage you hi, okay, fair enough. Are we still down there? Now we build a school, a better school. You only have a better education, sixteen thousand dollars, no, no! No! No! No! No! No committee school 12, 000 bucks. How did we get a loan for this chat if we get a loan, this justin they're set to reduce weekly moderation to one cup per family? That's how it goes: oh, my god. Second, loan districts policies, districts, department, building, emergency fire, self-sufficient agriculture boom. You can build a larger city now, but we're broke though chad guys it's time.
66, 000 alone. Take it boom it. Now we are going hardcore boys people. We will be able to go to community school affordable in the middle of the city boom boom people are able to go to school and follow a career criminals do not change.
The city reminds me of the good days i'm building the pd in the middle of the city in the roundabout, the boys will snap boom. The city is safe fire department boom. We can't do that yet, though a school. What's the point, if i have to go through the hunger games just to get power, the city is going nuts with power, sewage power technology, education, we've got it all up in this now in policies 1 000 in debt and cannot get to work to pay it Off because the pd cars are blocking my driveway all the policies, all the policies, all the roads, roads boom, district, a giant roundabout and put everything inside open the district tool and add remove this tricks.
Industrial specific. They couldn't save my house from burning down the firefighters. All died trying to back their truck out of the round huh. Can we skip that? You guys give me skip this.
I don't like it very much this just an alien ship has entered our atmosphere this evening and has been sitting about a disaster city. Are they here to help us or destroy us? No intelligent life forms identified time to move on to the next plate. I wonder how pd's gon na handle crime of existence of this city. They should get imprisoned for 100 years for building this school shut up yo.
I think this mary's on crack. He just demolished my entire house, with my family still inside just to build a pd and fire department. What the man shops, shops, shops, shops, shops, shops, shops, big, big, big, big, big boom boom. You want roads, we got roads, bang quad road up in this boom done.
You want roads, oh you're, evicted i'll, give a we're building we're expanding it. Oh it's occupied! Oh who did i ask there? You go your job done. Boom single straight done still straighten street done done. What's that your house burned down sorry some idiot built the fire station on a roundabout, so we can never get to where we need to go in time.
Oh ye, i don't have running water in the toilet, so i opted to taking a on my neighbor's front, lawn sucks but desperate times call for desperate measures. What the giant on my trunk whoa got ta go day. 157. I have come to the conclusion that the round about god isn't real: he doesn't care about me or my family or my prayers. The boo-boo smoke from all the factories is beginning to conceal us. We have been thrown into despair round about god have mercy. So how do you make it spin there? Man, john paul, is so used to ruining los santos that he instinctively is ruining this poor city f in the chat for these poor people doomed to live under this man's iron fist, this justin, an entire neighborhood, has burned to the ground due to the fire department. Being stuck in the roundabout, we off the grid grid grid this.
For my kid kid kid, i can't wait to pick him up today from his first day of school. What i don't, usually i don't give a anymore there you go boom. Oh, my god wicked wicked wicked houses. We got those bing, bong, bing, bing, bang houses.
We got those spinning some shops, don't worry, we got you bing. Not only do i live in an excel sheet, there's a roundabout in the middle for no reason that constantly backs up the traffic and makes it impossible to get anywhere in the years to come. Disaster city would eventually become no pixel for the locals. Still didn't know how to drive or where to go.
Where are you my great sword of life continued to be despair? Same same thing, just got a new job as a police officer. Only thing is all the police cars are totaled from getting crashed into when trying to leave the pd. We need another another school in the hospital, because some reckless maniac just drove backwards in the roundabout okay boys. Here he comes.
I got home someone back to playing straight over my house. Okay, let's tell her. It goes in the full body cast with this a new day boys. It's raining, that's, okay, it's a safe because we have ground about it.
Dude, there's no traffic, there's no water! I forgot about water, no, no wait for my first day at school. Why? But apparently we have to rest this in the cafeteria, because there's no room outside for any physical activity. I love being surrounded by roads. I guess i i i i had to take a new loan for keeping many of us happy.
I hope you have someone that makes you happy xqcl. Please help my wife is in labor, but i am stuck behind this fire truck trying to pull out of this round about. Oh god, please dad! Where the did the house go? It's okay, son. We sacrifice ourselves for the greater good, because it's me, the guy who moved in the back right corner of the city.
I've been trying to drink water, but whenever i turn on the faucet, it's all brown and smelly. I'm so thirsty! Someone help me i'm! So it's minus 3.6 day a week what's happening. I already finished my math homework. The kids who grow up here will someday make the greatest rap music of all time, because compton's got nothing on this absolute hole.
Sorry kendrick! I need healthcare. You love my roundabout home. Oh, my god, another hospital, ten thousand bucks being right next door, stun, the honking it's music to my ears. I think we built it about about in the middle middle of the middle of the day about here, yeah yeah. This city is busting. It dude look: how beautiful is it look? Look the ocean side, the dream, the place you always want to live. It boom the trees, the vegetation, the stores, the the industry, the workplace, man, hello, mr mayor, it's the bank here a reminder. We can't accept finger paintings or volcano models from the elementary school as payment for your loan.
Please stop sending them to us and pay us some actual money, because why aren't they building it honey? I can't get anything the fire truck has been trying to back out of the fire station for an hour now, and the bags are too high. They can afford it. Though yo shut the out. You worry brother, we've all been forced to drink water since we moved they need more garbage.
What is the point in building a school where nobody will be able to have kids, because they're infertile from the radioactive smug covering this city? Hello, chat? How to make money? Easy clap bill tolbo, imagine a family starting a new life with their whole entire savings and have to drive through 20 toll booths when they finally arrive at the city they broke us just love your gameplay play out too guys. Why aren't they building the streets? And, oh, yes, how beautiful the rivers filled with? Why aren't they building it? On the building, looks like a spreadsheet look nothing's getting built where nobody can escape. We ain't, no demand, i mean it doesn't mean demand demands. What is it? What does that demand it? I would love to park in my driveway lower the mirrors of the zones, this roundabout and it just goes around and around.
I haven't seen my family in weeks and my son was born with a third arm from the brown sludge water. Yes, tiny town park areas, industry, landscaping, boom fishing concerts, plaza pet loan, pet band main park, fines, fireworks, zoupath, fishing routes, canal, yeah, dude, invariable truth. All the problems in the world are because humans freed themselves. So please get more if you are needed in the real world, that's that play on new building no power.
This is felix's life creation. The roads are inspired by his life in laval and the air is inspired by his time in l.a. We will end up destroying this. We do not need it, we don't need it more power, new services.
What is this festival area? Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop and stop it. Okay, boy! Oh boy! I drank some of the sewage water and why have game powers say? Hey i can fly this guy is cooked holy moly. My mom is stuck at the roundabout. I have to go.
Save the library traffic there's too much to build it. There's too much to build it. There is too much to build it. Okay, guys a park is important. Guys people need to be happy dog park playground. I mean we could build a program instead. Playground's not expensive, playground right here. Why guys was it still red park and plazas parking plazas? I don't get it.
We still don't have clean water, and our mayor took out another loan to build 15 miles of roads that all lead to the same roundabout small parking. Honestly, i don't know why everyone hates the roundabout houses, the space is fantastic and there isn't much traffic at all. Above all, the speeding cars keeps me on my toes and sharpens my reflexes. Please delete this part of the message before sending because we're losing money.
I don't understand his game. Why are we so broke? It's new piece of land available for purchase. Take a look uh! No not yet having a clean city with great outdoors opportunities privilege. Thank you.
Thank you mayor. Nobody tweets that the only okay, i don't think i've ever seen, somebody tweet something nice to a city or or an infrastructure ever in the world. People only use twitter to be hateful and it's red hospital roundabout high. I graduated, went baldness college at roundabout university.
I met my wife at roundabout park. We lived and died on the roundabout said. I went to the park today because i thought it would make me happier. Instead, my dog ate some grass and is now incapable of walking by dispose of soil bankrupt.
Whoa, whoa, whoa cities are bringing up. You must cut services, raise taxes, reject reject. Oh my god. Oh, my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Chad! What do we do? What do we do? Minus? 13? 000.? Oh, oh! Oh! Oh! No! No! Now we're making money there's a fighter! The fight is a fire fireman, hello, fire truck.
What's going on good job? Well done news residents of disaster city have taken to throwing feces at each other on the corner of ball, snaze avenue, east and roundabout in protest of the fishing horrible taxis. What a bunch of morons! Oh, my god, my things are so high start crying jesus christ. Man pay the damn taxes brother. How long do i have to pay my loans from pay? Now? Oh, my god, we're broke! Oh my god.
Your policy is costing too much. Policies are found in the paper on the bottom. Beside the taxes button, it is making you lose 4k. What the the policies, the environment, we're a first world country business.
We don't give a. We don't give a about the environment blow that to the ground brother, the policies plus 6000 a weekend. Oh, you can't pay. Oh a pharmacy, guys the guys that can't pay for rent.
What is gon na happen. You no fair attackers. Do that. You get bulldozed, no power wait, but it's it's connected to what uh so we're gon na get better in a minute.
Can we settle down you're gon na get a power plant, then stop complaining. Some hoes man hold up now power power power power boom. Yes, how do i, how do i pay these loans? We have to wait till i get this amount of money. Oh, oh, oh, it's! It's paying it on its own! Why people want people want to live it high demand for businesses? Hey, stop it dude! You want to live, i got you, i say no more bro you these. They want to live, say no more man, my wife give birth to a baby with forearms and legs due to the environmental policies being scrapped. Just so our city can afford to have non-sewage water. The newspaper from two months ago just reached the inside of the roundabout. Apparently the major built a playground.
Our kids just died, trying to get there jk they got overrun a year. We're not gon na go past. The water, yet not yet you guys guys we are not ready. The citizens of this country or the city are not ready for such a gap.
They're not ready. They are scared, slope. Your slope. Wait, i'm adding soil, my what minus 44k.
Yes, what just happened, place more parks around residents and raise taxes a few more wtf. They just built a coal plant right outside my window. The smoke goes right into my window, and my body can now only breathe in smoke and clean air is poisonous wait. What, as a thousand minutes ago, i'm sick of other jealous individuals, saying how this city sucks and how i'm privileged for living on the curved road? Well, if they want my curved road, they can come.
Take it exercise. I just ruined the playthrough, though wait. What just happened this is so lame. I'm trying to get home to my family, but i can't see five feet in front of me due to the thick smoke covering the entire city dude, i lost dude.
That's that i lost much progress. How the did you manage to do that? Why did you invite poke into the city with a dispensary right? Next to him, society is changing within the roundabout, we have returned to medieval times the king and queen have been elected, both of which are brain dead. Every team we have sent out to explore the outside has not returned. This is the end guys this just ruined the playthrough man.
If you hold right, click at he should say refund, just use that until you get money back, xqcl, hey, hey there, felix i'm miyamoto from nintendo thanks so much for taking up the task of developing the new mario kart map. For us, you made sure to have a lot of obstacles around with all the dead bodies for poisonous and car accidents. Keep it up, boomtown airport juicer big, do what wrong tool which student, which tool which tool i just found out all our tack. Money was used by the mayor to pour seoul all over the mountain in the corner of the city, thanks for the great view top left tool jeez, where i love waking up in the city, only to look out my window and see nothing but smog because you're Trolling, how the landscaping that's with landscape boom - oh this, where rightly with soil, where so so dog so annoying, i mean whether that's anything at all things are too high. Dude you act like i give you about your organic. You man pay your taxes. I don't give a warning experts predict. An earthquake could hit the area soon.
Mr mayor, please let me get home to my wife. An earthquake is occurring, don't panic and wait for help if you are in the affected area, this justin mayor of disaster city suddenly demolishes pharmacy for not paying enough taxes then proceeds to spend five years worth of our hard earned work on dirt. Okay, there's proven wars right more at 11., no fire where's the fireman truck hello. Oh my god guys.
I swear. I will fly to the mountain and fix the pollution in the city. This will be the best city ever trust me. Wow grow the city i spent one hundred and ten thousand on landscaping.
Oh, you know your taxes, you promised to the citizens that you were using money for the store in the hospital, but i just found out you spent 90 dozen. None of these guys can make money why? Because they cannot get water. Why? Because i can't build it. Why? This is the landscaping dude? Oh, no, no top left busting! No, i can't do it.
Okay, pipes, good pipes, bomb done done done now, roads boom. No, we can't make money the gas for my car costs more than what you pay us for space, okay, first, the roundabout, then the smog, then the water, massive debt and now earthquake. God has left us when he saw amir dear diary day 765 in the roundabout. Today, one of my neighbors house got torn off as a heavy load truck had to get through.
I don't think i will make it any longer here: hey city planner, felix i entered the roundabout city when i was 25.. I am 69 now and just managed to dig my way out of the city. My sons are now grandfathers. They don't recognize me anymore.
I am seeking 50 billion in ex coins as compensation. Oh god, please! No! No buy the plot of land on the highway and put road tolls on them. Easy money, xqcl chat, my grandpa died earlier today, and we have nowhere to bury him because the city can't afford to build a cemetery. We can't escape the roundabout and bodies are piling up after the earthquake, crushed 15 houses, good god.
My son was into the coal mine during the earthquake. Please stop wasting our tax on mountain soul is trapped down there, the smug, just as how is there this much small eggs are too high. Wait what's happening with other cities, cities where their mayor isn't spotted giving out hand jobs to keep this down afraid a high school. Maybe this justin his great highness.
The mayor has evicted multiple traitors for calling 9-1-1 during the earthquake earlier this month or if he to the mayor, the maker of zero mistakes and the zero death leader, there is a rumor that that a second roundabout has surfaced. We have begun communicating with your airplanes. Our best paper airplane for about a week - hopefully he is all right. If you want to come to my house, make a left at the roundabout, then another left just after the roundabout, then when you pass the roundabout, make another left onto the roundabout, wait. What? Oh? No, when is this may going to realize he doesn't have to cram us all in on this side of the river. I never thought i'd die from a town tipping the over like a boat thought. It would be pollution, fire or earthquakes or round about okay guys. This is stabilizing right, guys, you guys we're stabilizing right, educated workers.
I just built a school. I just built a school. What are they talking about? You are raising super villains in this city three weeks. This is the next garden.
Let's say i'm born in this city and hypothetically. If i were to get stuck in this roundabout, then you can say i'll. Never leave um, probably, and i did lift her governing my brothers and sisters to their dumb us in the city guys. I don't understand it.
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