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Um, fast learner I Kind of like that. That's really smart. fast reader? probably not. Um.

however Conditions: no angler Fishing beta player no Brave Gardener graceful. This is all dog that I'm gonna do XP for sure 100 Fitness Yeah I think I'm good I think it's a good deal I'm smart and fast. What up? What wasn't supposed to go wrong? I Don't think you realize how in-depth this game is. Chat over on a 6.5 minutes before first death xqcl Iff go to the beach I got I get a fat mullet.

look at that make us two. Was kind of hungry I ate two oh John Tennessee is gonna go massive hey yo John from Tennessee dude can't lose the mullet though I like him, it's a leak. Shut. You know me I'm that guy.

You know me. oh my God it actually almost leaked. yeah cooking a pie. You know me.

Beach Mouse Beach 192.168.00 Go to the beach. thank you yelling the game. So I'm pretty much the dead already. Thank you What the just got back from track state championships and have completely finished high school now.

Thank you for your amazing content over the past couple years watching you Xqcl and enjoy Project Zomboid Brother bro I know what the Uh pen equip primary yippee can I stab with the pen would be perhaps you today I Want to learn as I Go man it's gonna just learn sometimes. Yep Oh wait hey X you have friends by the way. Oh you're right Jesus Good my boy xqc it's been two years. Can I get a Welcome to the Jungle I mean chat I invited him yeah and I bothered you guys and it is vagina she tired yeah what what the is going on here? um ball reduction I mean we could get that.

Today's your first day. That's good. Oh okay, this game is really complicated but it's okay. I'm I am here for a voice I am here for it.

Hold up empty? No no I think I'm I think we'll have a lot of fun if we actually try hard and try to survive or something like that. because yeah, no, no, this is gonna be cool. Oh mental word. volunteer fishing.

Oh I got it. There's actually a really really good run. Oh wait, what point did you pick? what? What's what did you pick? x uh Riverside Full fitness and and some No Riverside or Rosewood or West Point uh uh Rosewood get it. I had to open my inventory I don't know.

mandatory it's not heavy and then I also grabbed one of these ready the the Box oh I guess cut it. um probably too heavy oh my God I'm already dead. Did you set the timer for five minutes? Uh, it's over. Okay see, it's over.

Oh seven Rosewood right? Okay I have a pen I have shoes, tissues, belts. There's nothing I could use here to get out and and and go. Boom. It's like craft something right? Wait what the this is QC Are you going next house? All right, let's not.

Step On Any Glass I'm in an office oh oh meet Cleaver is he What? What's wrong with the Looting Man yes what? This is so bugged foreign station. there's a lot of zombies already on spawn. What the going on here Like it won't loot the all right this is. this is the image.
just fully made them. yeah why can I put it on my belt matches I Can smoke Jesus Christ does this? Can't ever stop complaining My guys addicted to cigarettes. What happened? my guy doesn't know how to read I put that too I think I'm going harder bro I Literally spawned in front of zombies like in my yeah, that's the game Okay I don't know how to I had to attack. Yeah, that's the game my brother in Christ you've only been playing this for like 10 minutes and I already have a headache.

wait. how am I going to be bleeding it? What a loser did I did it zombie left? How did zombie leave it? What is? No? Yes. Okay I can probably craft some stuff right. Bread knife Spear and I can do that.

Oh poke this is bad. Opponents is better. What's bad? What's bad Buddy with click to fight oh like that should I find him Okay should I try to find you? Yeah yeah. I'm gonna just kill myself I'll be here because I'm about to get a bad day apparently I won't find you I'm dying I Am in trouble right now.

Cheers! Okay fast I Must craft in the server. We're gonna spawn together or near each other bro cause all the ladies of him literally dirty bandage. How am I how am I am I die I have fish we're gonna do with that all up Maybe I found guns I found guns as I died. That's good I I'm bringing my clothes away and then I get my craft I don't think I understand you Dirty rag oh my God no Joe Rogan can't die yet I'm I'm Healed now how do they lose them Chat is in the loot in here.

hello my name is Walter White I'm invicted. how do I take off the bandage? Chatting with advantage provided clear on the bandage but where's it at though in my help tab? Okay, go to the sink so does it not have any water in it? Wash my god. do the tutorial on the main menu. This is painful dude.

Yeah. I Don't give a foreign oh tissue. Ripped sheets? Where's my rag? Is it gone? It's working. He lost.

Go next. use ripped sheets. but is it dirty though? to make fighting easier, you need to go in the settings and go in the display Tab and turn aim outline to any weapon. Also use torn sheets from clothes and curtains to bandage wounds.

Okay, how much HP now I need to foreign So I have bone pain right? because he was actually kind of sick. Yeah, okay, let me open the car. Oh my. Look at all the items this guy has in this house.

I I Can hear you. Found him. How are you doing? You found him. Yeah you found him Jesse Tell me how bro can you not make noise? Please help me bro I Literally just found him All right I mean I Always loved the game because I just threw it.

get out broken. oh my God I can close the door, just run. He literally came and just ruined my game. Like actually, we're good, bro.

we're literally good. You don't have to run nothing. Zombies can't run faster than walking. How much? How much longer do you think? guys? Wait, we have a server guys.
we have a server. No. I was having fun. Yeah, but the server apparently.

wait. there's a car here. there's a car. Let's see the server when we die.

Yeah, yeah oh my. God it's empty. no gas. How do you go over this wall? Get out, Get out, get in your house.

Go. Okay, did you guys kill any zombies on the street? No. I didn't. I'm gonna check the window locked.

we're getting surrounded I'm probably just gonna sacrifice myself. No no, no, it's gonna move. Oh my. God I'm sitting here watching projects on board while my heart don't press in the bedroom.

Dude Q is a buff area buff dumbass. okay window check the window next house, next house, guys locking his doors. man. Oh over here over here.

Oh my. God these guys. he's got a Barbie he's got a Barbie he's got a Barbie there's zombies outside. just keep it quiet for now.

the red knife. oh my. God Come here. there's two of them I got you Wanna can opener and chilies? Corn beef corned beef.

Let's have a dinner. Come here. Okay me and you Dinner time. wait how did you open up the oh I See Okay, well we have a can opener in here I Just told you that brat come here on the people.

Yeah, wait. where'd he go? Hey disappeared. Okay, wait. was there a lot of zombies outside your house? We're in a good spot right now.

they're not attacking us so apparently I'm kind of close on the streets. All right. come here. wash your hands off.

so if you have blood all over you man, hey man I would really appreciate it if you stopped. Um I'm patronizing me Oh no I'm not I just I don't want you to get diseases. you can go to the sink and wash yourself off dude. Well I need to eat my corned beef so you do what you do your thing.

I'm eating my corned beef. a tutorial. Maybe you have blood on your pants? Okay I'll wash. Now's my time that I could strike, but not now.

I Don't know. How about you stop being stupid for one second out of character. For one second that was inside my brain. Anything about that going back into character now.

All right I Died Okay, not a noun character. Um I'm hungry out of character Jesse Um I didn't die where though. uh, out of character. you have blood on you.

need to clean that. Yeah, okay. I can't hear you right now. Okay I just fell and died randomly I'm gonna go ahead and take I'm gonna wash.

oh you're just trying to shove my in. No, it's not good I Miss like, relax camera wash myself right now. a little stinky. boy is it bloody I'm trying to save us.

Oh he takes a lot of time Is you got your clothing? You got a whole bunch of stuff you got. so people said. I've been losing at this game, but I'm kind of going hard right now to be honest. but this isn't a game.

that's the thing. Okay, over here, there's some stuff okay. I'm gonna watch the cleaver because it's going to affect okay. Do you have a bread knife or not? Uh, I have a knife? Yes, Okay, because now one boy.
look now if I make a spear. oh this is better. TV's on the TV's on Oh my God rookie mistaken mistake on guys I don't know if I'm far as my bandage is dirty again I need to change it. Wash your bandage in the sink now.

go ahead and wash your bandage while you're in here. Right now my name's Stephen Carson how's it going I'm going upstairs. You guys see like a garden. yet in character or out of character.

there's no M Oh, there's M Oh oh just show me your hold on oh my. God X can you open up your map with M uh yeah. don't make noise man. crouching.

Damn. Listen, my bandage is dirty I need to remove it. Okay, yeah. go ahead and remove it and then let's go and get that stinky bandage and let's get it all cleaned up.

It's all stinking. No, we can't just get rid of it I Don't want it all right? Hey did you not look at the map? Do it So I could I could get to you bro. Oh yeah. click M so you can see bro I am doing so good right now.

chat foreign. no yeah, he's showing me Sean So happy you are playing projects on board right now I Just left my three children in school I was infected my wife in the bed to watch this. Don't worry, it's funnier to learn the game on the way by dying and trying again again. Okay, okay, we need to find a place that's in the antibiotics or a houses a householders.

Okay, listen. yeah, you need to help me ass son. I changed out my jeans though. look at my ass.

Oh yeah I have a crop top huh? You like that to the right good I Don't think baby right now I went out. We need to go all right. opening it. wait.

what is it adhesive? Adidas and now I can take it out of my head right? Is that my body? Oh we can jump out this window. Do Not Do Not wait where you have Donuts see now I'm adhesived. That's good boy. I can wash my shirt this house.

No we have to go with the final hospital or something like that. So anything I need antibiotics I'm gonna die of uh, infection. On to the next house. Is there a way I could turn around while moving I got a minute still trying to break in.

Oh don't run, don't run. don't run. Watch out zombies. Hey, if we have to take them out now, let's just play safe up there right? I'm coming I'm coming.

Was it you guys moving away from him? Why the house? Why the house? Now they heard you get out. Wait what is this house? move? Just see. This is it. This is over.

What no way. There's a gnome Run Come through. Wait they got a fridge. brother move.

Just say this way. this way you guys are just not waiting for me. I'm literally just okay I just got bit again I Just got better games over. Oh she's going.

Keep going on with this. It's over. I'm dead. It's over.

It's over this house over there right? All right? See you guys I See you guys wait we got talking game. All right. goodbye hello, how's it going? How do you talking game? mine's tilde but left alt I think hi, how's it going my name's Stephen Carson my family I don't know where they went. oh no I don't know because the uh voice comes because I can't step out.
So please stop please stop please stop please stop I don't know where my family is. it's been so stop I can't do it. but now oh my I don't know I'm just dead. It's over.

Don't have clean uh stuff. do whatever clean rags I can give you my t-shirt ripped sheets. my head's bleeding again I'm gonna go ahead and rip up my t-shirt for you. Go ahead and put this around your head that was muted I'm gonna drop it on the ground right here.

Just put this on your head right here I already have it I mean I mean either. All right I don't have a shirt anymore. We can't do it. Um, we should just join the new server and actually start.

What do you think? Okay, but what does it do better though? Uh, it just has a smaller quality of life. You guys don't talk much. Yeah, and we also spawn together so we will be. We're chasing your infected I think or you just keep.

I Mean if you could die right now, you're gonna die right? So let's lie again. I Just do it. I come from Canada and then he says it shows. It shows IP in the list with how I don't know how to quit, escape and quit join I don't see that internet.

why does it make my monitor resets when I tap out I hate that for you don't have Friendly Fire weird I'll link this already. minus one strength minus one Fitness is that bad. Okay, I'm lucky. Um, the first random I did was obese.

I'm not dude. why won't you add Sunday driver if I'm never gonna drive, might as well just put driver right because it's like I mean I don't need that. Um, my bad teeth doesn't sound too bad, just just it's slower than it, right? Chat thoughts: um um I'm Wayne burglar So I can break into cars Bro Wait, you can. You can really break the game man The Pride bro I have 18 points to use now.

This is insane I Feel like I just don't use any points right now. Let me do the points later. You know what I mean like my first run just like find things like well I wish I was better at this which I was better at that. Uh, hold up Chad what else would be pretty good to put in there foreign, clumsy smoker? Okay I have 23 points to put in them All right? So I'm gonna do this now so we don't install.

Okay. terminate. Oh my. God Is there like bitter looting? Chat like what's a better looting I Like loot.

This isn't vanilla. uh whatever. I'll try to go fast. Um fit.

sounds good. Hello Xqc This is the President of Lucky doesn't work in multiple here to tell you in wasting my money with you for a good course. Portugal Omega Lbw chat Tinker Sounds good. Actually you should take the Unlucky thing because like read the description.
that sounds kind of fun. Yeah it can be good for you is unlucky. fast learner uh oh. lava thick skin.

Yeah so it's like um um I think a lot sounds good. Wait where's the skin at Alice yet? I'm about ready to go. boys. Get the Unlucky trait in the red below thick blood.

Guys pissing me off doing that. Get unlucky. Get unlucky. the red one I Think it'd be good for you I think it's funny she's called unlucky I know? yeah, Can we just random our characters one time? Just do like I don't see it, don't even customize your character.

just whatever code you get You get. It's a four leaf clover. It's at the top. It's not there.

Unlucky. It's like the sixth one. It's a red. It's like an orange red clover.

Kim I Got thick skin. Um, all right. I'm gonna go. let's get it.

Do you guys make your character? Oh my, there's it. No no, no goddamn look at that nose from there. All right. my build is complete dog.

Let's see it. It's a build hold up. Let me just hide it. Oh my.

God I Almost leaked God Damn. look at the nose from this angle. You actually though not only is it is foreign, ers. oh same actually.

yeah, no bro. come on. feed the hole right now. Oh wow, there's a lot of items.

It's kind of insane so we should make a base and stuff. yeah. I Think we should not talk in Discord though and literally in game. Mike No Caplington Yeah, it makes it fun.

yeah. I'm done for the two but could also just like no I mean it's actually it's actually sick because when somebody dies, it's pretty sad. Oh, and if you die, you're not coming back. Every playthrough, you have one life.

We're playing hardcore. You die, you're dead. It sounds like fun until one of us dies to something stupid and we can't play anymore. and then we get sad.

Yeah, it's the game. What if X dies is over? Yeah, where's Jessie I'm still letting it. it's showing. Do you loot everything? X Oh pretty much yeah.

I mean I didn't get a lot of food but me I don't think we need to X won't die Nah I mean I've been playing pretty good to be honest. I'm kind of a high school player. Oh oh convenience store that is so lucky. Scrap metal let me get some of that open.

saved my character because it didn't let me load or that is nice. Um where'd you go so we could test the mic? I'm in a store. Did you leave the store already? The diner oh my God this is insane. Vitamins, alcohol tube that is insane.

Did you leave the diner? Yes. I'm in the convenience store right next to you guys. okay I'm going left my game crash so one sec Ure it out I Just ate some really good sticks of meats. Dude, it's a video store.

It has a lot of videos that we watch. Bleach is good. Get the bleach on you for whenever you need it. you know? So what? should we Just should We just meet up? Yes.

Also, no more sniping. We're in the same area. Listen, here's here's okay. let's do this.
Okay guys. Ready night time or whatever. We meet up at the at the diner. Why? okay, Why am I bleeding? Diner Is home all right? I'm meeting in Discord Goodbye yeah good luck.

Listen, you're lost. You need the diner. Yeah? I'll see you guys. Hey how's it going? Hello and Yummy! Can you? can you give me some shoes? Please? Can you give me some shoes? Please? Are you dumb? Hello hi? How's it going? What's your name? Uh can you hear me? Hello Hello hello hello hello yo, that's awesome.

Uh how are you doing? Hello? What the drop? Bleach that won't Hello hello, hey, what's going on? Can you hear me now? hi, how's it going? Yes my name is Brandon Walters Hello hey buddy Listen I got some cuts on my feet because I got I'm out of shoes. Can you give me a pair of shoes? I'm gonna lose some sneakers please. Well I just killed these two guys. Maybe they got sneakers on him or something I don't know what the do you guys use for your throat? uh what? I don't use nothing I just talk I Come let's go.

Really yeah. Go ahead and take the skies Kia Yo a little stinky wait how do you? How do you do that world thing? man? you're talking in Discord Oh my god did you guys hear that? Did you hear the thunder? So on the top on the top of your eyeballs just glued all the very top. Why can't you just mute yourself in Discord Yeah man, you're gonna ruin any of these things for us man. I Hear you boys.

Anyways, we're good now and we're all playing now. My name is Brandon Walters I um but I'm scared my family died in the highway I ran all right guys I'm a I'm leaving my family Oh does that make any sense? Hey, could you win? Please come here where this will help you out. It's cold out here, you know I wouldn't want to catch a cold though. Yeah oh my.

God um so much warmer. Ah can I have names on at all times? I'm sorry. oh wait a minute I can't drive by the way I can I can break in I can break in oh my oh my. don't worry I'm here.

How do I turn it on? How do I walk through this vehicle? Oh okay sir I got it. Don't worry I got it all right. sorry lady, there's like this. What the what? I say I'm dead I'm zombied That's it Really? Oh bro foreign I'm here to see you twice.

Um, are you kidding me? I'll take care everyone back up stupid oh my God man. so I I could probably just um, get some uh items. it's gonna. it's gonna be together right? Oh these are Vehicles working We have an engineer do we have? I I I hotwired this one but I need wires to connect them well I mean how about we move around? Let's go because I need to get benches ASAP I Need to use a rip your clothes please.

My bones are hurting so much for being old. How old are you 65 years old? I'm a grandfather. believe it or not. I took those pants off and you I'll rip them up please? Yeah, thank you.
What's going on here and boom White Famous TV Show does it look like I'm a character from Um Walter White Breaking Badasser can you not do that? please? Can you not yell? uh uh I should kill you I'm thirsty I'm very thirsty right now I could go for a drink about right now we forgot monkey I should kill you for what you just did. sorry. what was that? We got a manic psychopath with us or something like that I can kill you for what you did What did I do what? I do he just screamed what's going on He just screamed in front of all the sounds. hey you bro, keep it down.

You're really starting to be a little loud right now. Why? I I Didn't do anything I got a soda. it's orange Fanta And it wants a zip. Anyone wants a zip.

That's weird. Anybody wants to sit. Oh well, too late. that was my dad by the way.

Wait, is that actually your father? Yep, you just thought you eliminated him. So I Don't do a barrel. everybody. Stop what we're doing.

That's a small field. Why would we move on? You know what? He's gonna have an asset. Anyway, he could probably sit in there. Let me take care of it.

All right. If you need a new dad, this guy got some demons. Oh no, it's fine. I'm just gonna push this stupid bit.

get away from me. I Got this: Uh, you just tripped me. You wanna die. You wanna die dude.

12 o'clock plugging up the intersection. We have zombies coming in as well. Move back. Move Move.

Move. Talking randoms in here talking about what's in here. Uh, get into your hide battery and easy lipstick lighter. walkie-talkie you're posting in on you.

Yeah you buster. I got bit I'm bit I'm bit. well that's about it for me guys. Uh, it was a good one I think one of the zombies thank you.

oh how about you? um stop bothering me I will get out. let's get out of here. it's a good idea. Thank you again.

One of those zombies had a hatchet or something. swiped me up pretty bad. So I hear that man? Yeah, that's a deal almost I won the cars apparently I can go back Oh no no no no no no no no no no I had some Rags like yesterday yo keep out one of them sliced me bad with a hatchet. looks a lot like the one you're holding I want to fix that for you guys? I could have got the white car.

Oh let me just rip some of that out PS car if we go back I can hot wire it for us oh so close. then can you honk one of the cars as bait and then we go grab it? Yes, Yeah! I can honk the fire truck. Okay, what is he talking about? Are you listening? Do you know what he's saying I can get the white ups car I think ah, saying foreign. That should give us enough time to hotwire the CPS truck and get out of here.

So the um, the car is he gonna? Is he gonna that way or not play audio. So what we're gonna need you to do I need gas? We need to run down the street. let's keep going. stop fighting, just keep going down the street.
All right. All right, All right, all right. I think this might be the end for us. Wait where the is the jazz station I should be good now.

I think the one went on and then what? I'm doing Buster All right, let's see it. So there's gas here right? Oh my goodness goodness gracious, that is good. Oh is that a bottle? so all to do is empty all the bottles. I'm here.

so if I get um, water bottle and they're gonna open inventory I could use bleach. Oh no no I do that ice cream. that's not by another guitar. sodas if I drink all pull on the ground Roger I'm doing good right and I'm gonna have four bottles of dads gas that is.

That's good. Three bottle of gas should be for the boys I only have two though. that's good enough. Three is good enough.

This is good. This is good. Don I think I'm doing pretty good right now. Okay, let me cry for now.

30 bandage fudge? no hello Felix I Know things have been weird, but hope it doesn't stop you from being the best Pharaoh Demon Warlock Goblin Chieftain and gaming Golem That you are. That's right. Thank you Oh come on I guess I got gas I got gas guys I got gas guys Yo you guys internet are you guys in there guys? I said Blood on the ground oh my God um it's over. it's over.

it's over today. Oh oh, four wounds I'm bleeding my ass off and two more wounds. All right xqc I don't get it then okay what a stupid game. foreign I mean I had the Jazz ketchup.

So why is swinging so weird I feel like swings dog and I'm bleeding him quite the unluck indeed if I do this on myself. Thank you father Hey Brother has anyone seen my father Stephen Carson he thought I died but um my name's man I'm looking for Stephen Carson hey Man how's it going pal? hey I think I see some gas around here man I Feel like you might just be dog at swinging. Can you think of that? your name? I Didn't even know there was any more humans out here. Ah John Tennessee Junior Well you know, um, you see my dad John Tennessee Wait, you're looking for your dad too.

I'm also looking for my dad Steven Carson I would literally be able to recognize him if I saw him immediately. Oh, you're new in town or what road or something I've never seen you before. Yeah I mean I'm from the other side of town. Hey, it's that way.

Stop being close to me man. please stop touching me like that. I'm not gonna ask you I'm not going to ask you again. That's a nice try.

Hey, you see my legs I'm not doing good at all I'm not doing good at all. This is bad because it's the wrong way. Oh in RP terms I mean my foots are kind of busted pal. my bunny's gone.

oh it's John Tennessee that's me I can't move man, my legs are broken. Yeah, where's that? Yeah I Think we uh, we might just uh I thought we took a permanent Napa here. All right guys about that that chatted and that is not going well at all. I'm Jenna Gaffney Gay frog.
That's my family's name. all right. Oh it's killing on guys. I'm looking for my grandfather Stephen Carson You can stop with the harassment I saw the news they died I'm Jenna Gaffney Son of a hey, don't talk to my girl like that Was Your Girl my bad bro.

No no uh okay, no, it's you okay I'm his man I've been stumbling and rumbling around these parts for a bit and I even saw you two for a minute. Where are y'all from? Well I'm glad that you found us. Listen at last Camp was crazy. He was a bad leader and we had to do what we have to do to get out.

but I'm glad we don't really have more supplies to survival next night guys. So I don't know what the plan is I Read my father's diary and it said that he was betrayed by one of his men. He was hatcheted in the face. That's a really sad story.

Hey tell you what, Tell you what? How about you? Um how about give me uh your shoes and I'll uh give you a steak? I'll give you a stick on the grill. Absolutely. I'd love to give you my who's here. thank you Oh thank you man.

look up all the supplies here. All right Well uh the steak. I can't cook it without a gas so we'll have to go to the store. How about you call me my day! So anyways, are we gonna go? Where are you guys thinking we going? Well I mean we, it's me and you.

We're living in a bun. What? Oh well. we just thought you wouldn't be really useful in this is our scenario. Hey hey, tell you what.

Come back. How about? um, how about you take out the mask? again? you looking real useful? You know what they did to me. You know you know what they did to me. I don't want to show it.

Take the mask. Come on. come on. Oh Jesus let's put it back on.

Put the mess back on. All right. Hey, back up. Hey back up.

Oh sorry I was just trying to steal. All right. be quiet don't Hey, is this the end? Where are we going into the forest? Hold on a minute. get a little close.

Oh, we should go down. Damn I can't get that I can't finish this kill? Huh? You trying to get a hold of yourself? Well, who's bleeding? Hey, what the hell please? John Tennessee Who took the roll? Man who took the roll back I didn't take the road. All right. you're good again.

Hey, we keep it up on me like that. Let's get to the forest. let's go. Come on.

What? I'm hurt. No, you ain't Oh oh man. come on. Oh okay.

wherever you are, just keep that mask on mask off. Hey, where are we going anyway I don't see nothing. You know what kind of shoes you got Omar Brian Walmart Brand Shacks size seven. Okay, we had to think it was called Suki or something like that.

Remember those Sugi I don't know what to shoot I was old school. um one more Brenda I Used to wear the Fuboos back in the day Oh No, you're one of these kids. Oh I think he's still in the car. Oh likewise.

the what? How's your skills? Uh, behind the wheel? About under average about nothing. How about we get into a house so we gotta do something? Hey, what are you doing in there? Um Jen Are you stupid Hot water? Are you stupid or something? No way. No way. You just don't listen dude.
I Understand we got off on the wrong foot, but you're not gonna put your hands on a woman, huh? Who's Gonna Stop Me you hahaha I'm going back with my trailer I'll see you guys in the morning. oh my Uncle Timmy used to live here. he might have an ax I'm gonna go ahead and take I'm gonna go. uh who the hell So you can go to my house a whole lot I'll take care of this I would never use the toilet.

What the hell he is Out of my house books right here. Do Not touch my books I Got a whole radio right here I'm gonna do my second trailer. Foreign good. Um a whole lot.

Come on. open the door for me from the inside. Oh bandages. Big Puck bag is good right? dead body rifle rifle? What? Hey by the way, if you found that in the trailer right here that is my trailer.

Hey Listen hey hey guys hey uh anyway guys I Always listen. uh maybe I didn't um introduce myself I actually owned this uh development of uh trailers. These are all my houses. crazy because first off, I didn't ask in second, he found a gun and ammo fault.

um yeah, that's my Gunner anyway uh did he load it for me or not my life I Also have autism which hold up. Here's my demands: You're gonna wear the mask all right. Wear the mask no problem Ma'am This is who you are now. take the gun.

Now you understand what I've been through Nobody cares. Oh wait. hold up. 308 Win Ammo.

Hold up. wait they're talking on the radio. Is it too loud? Chatting till you die? Oh I put that on my back. hey look at me.

24 damage Qca Oh did I put the bag on? What the hell? Hey I can't foreign. You guys need to make sure you're looting everything because I just looked in this top drawer and I found myself a meat cleaver. Guys who just took my gun. hey, you give it back right now I like the bag.

it's the designer. Yeah yeah, it's um, what should I call that what should I call that it's a it's a Prada Show me keys, Look up. What the hell what? Grab Let's go Come on. House keys, House key.

Where to next? You guys think we're gonna hurt me? I ain't gonna lie to you either. Follow me another way. Come on. keep on looting these houses.

All right? Sherlock Let's get it. Oh wait a minute. Company I Do not worry. Do not worry please.

Hey buddy. Follow my lead. I Don't think you should shoot I don't give a oh no. Guns jammed.

Guns jammed. guns jammed. What the hell did you give me? huh? What the hell is that? This is? It is the games. He's funny.

he's a joke I'm so sorry I can't believe she made you put the mask on I wouldn't have done that personally, but it's all good. Hey Buster how do I supposed to load this? Well you just take your finger and you grab r on that side of it. Yeah yeah. I got it.
I Got I Got a nerd chill out I wouldn't take that personally. Back chest. What's your life though? I Got some crackers right here. A load of crackers out here.

Let's get it. Come on hey. Joe Carsman Oh hey hey car car wait you think we can maybe Hotwire this bad boy and take it around town. It's locked.

Maybe the keys are in here. The owners I know you care. Me and you and this one I mean drop the knife. Drop the knife.

Just drop the knife huh? Ah Oh God Not this. Not a guitar. Yeah, this is my guitar. You're gonna put your hands up right now.

Seriously, all right, this is bad practice. It's time for me to show you what. Love this game Mr Cow oh what the hell I mean you understand like like he doesn't was really stupid. Also like it's cool to have like five internet these days but most providers are like static internet so like it's really hard to get new IPS which is really bad.

Fiber is cool. This guy talking to hey, you want to die partner, you want to die I know that gun has no ammo you stupid? oh are you serious I mean yeah I mean he did dude now I'm literally dead I mean you said you have the book I Just shot dude. We were doing so well. man help me.

I mean how well you shot my foot and your aim. That's just the front damage man. you should be fine, right? We're waiting for Jesse to get back so we're on technical work break from uh, acting. Wait, why can't I um what can I dude mute on Discord like oh God ah it's a wrong ammo type bruh Joe No Sean A gajillion billion years.

There are many things I'd like to do before I die saw world honey solve quantum entanglement. but most of all I would like to meet the original shot. Look at me. well next time don't test me pal.

Don't test me I Can't even play now. Play. Play A What play is what? Play with my friends in the playground I Can't see nothing in this. Who is he talking to? Who is he talking to? What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barbecue? Where the Am I going.

What a show man. What the hell? Oh my. God What the is this thirsty, damp and hot? okay? if I follow the tracks? No Airfield Basin hold up Can I get a Welcome to the Jungle xqcl are do you call a can opener that doesn't work a cart opener? That makes sense? Yeah what the hell is this spot? Oh my. God What kind of Suits do lawyers wear lawsuits? No oh please.

This house will truly be legendary 1638 but also projects on. Boyd with the boy feels strong, man feels strong, man feels strong man. no hey Seth again this game about my beautiful neighborhood in Los Angeles Looks wonderful. Ah anyways you.

Casey Neistat I'm in your car right now. What you're gonna do about it you little you little I Think this might be for me? Chat I Love you and Chat: Happy Two years xqcl Iff No, it wasn't dirty, not infected. Probably right. Why did the blind man fall in the well Because he couldn't see that? Well, that's not bad.
Where the am I Dude this is a really nice spot. There's a lot of items here. Hold up. Oh no.

So X once you are done streaming, do you have any plans to save your money so you don't end up going broke in years? just wondering. xqcl they broke bro I Could literally never in live long enough to spend all that money? The Chat: Did you get the map here or not? Assault how? it's dirty guys on it yo. Why the would you shoot my leg, leave me in the forest and just ditch? What's the thought process, thought process? Well basically gave you a gun. We'll beat the game next time.

Shut the out. Brad I Came to kill myself in the forest about Pokemon Just killed me to restart I gave you my shoes dude. you made me walk their forest and now both my legs are broken because I walked around in socks. It's the worst day of my life.

Broken leg too Jesse You only heard me. I Eat it yo. You guys both ditched me. Yo you guys Both you literally ranted.

One person's trying to go in, left, one person started going right and then I was just lost. Nah man. so you rather look to the guy. are you crying I'm not broken leg? Let me hear the things.

your nasally what the bro I'm not crying bro, you are being and you say it hey you got no Bulls I ain't scared I assure you okay I don't care if you shoot me, but ditching is dumb as look actually stupid. Why ditch? Okay, awesome I Don't get that though. Why did it fart? Okay. listen.

listen I'm literally yelling I have not I had to get that I have to be up in the morning man.

By xQcOW

18 thoughts on “I survived in project zomboid”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars H A N S says:

    I'm dying everyday and when someone ask me what have I been doing with my life for the past few years. I can only answer with, "watchinng Xqc."

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mystic says:

    I love xqc but holy I got triggered when he just left the car with gas and key, and the full gas can in the shed.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars JoHn says:

    This game is great but the biggest issue it has is that it has no end goal. Which is why lots of people who play it, abandon it just after few hours. They should at least add some cliche "I need to find and then get to some military base where safezone should be" type of stuff to motivate players

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Unnamed says:

    Poke always ruins the content

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Soli2de says:

    How can anyone stand watching this man….. he doesnt know how to read or talk… he doesnt listen to his friends, he doesnt listen to chat… he doesnt follow directions for shit. lmao. it's just endless headaches n frustration watching him. I'm just here screaming at my screen. RIGHT THERE U JACK WAGON! REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! ITS RIGHT F'N THERE!!!!!!

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Gusti Maulidan says:

    tf is this quality??

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jovan Hardianto says:

    Damn, he is pretty good at combat for a guy that didn't play tutorial

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TSUNDERWHAL says:

    PROJECT ZOMBOID PagBounce

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars spooky says:

    "i survived in project zomboid" bro can make 3+ hour montage of him dying

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars BeTrd says:

    Oh no

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Scythe says:

    it would be fun if he played 7 days to die especially after the a21 update coming these weeks

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Amz says:

    Aha nice to see you pick this up

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars 1x1NDone says:

    This game looks like shit lmao

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Joshua Deleon says:

    fck yes x

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars creatyve says:

    Not trolling, but does xqc have a mental disorder? I just started following him and watching his content, maybe one of the veteran subs could answer that

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jacob says:

    FINALLY A W GAME INSTEAD OF PLAYING DOGSHIT GAMES

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Zeee says:

    Some of the hardest stuff tom watch

  18. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars IronBark says:

    Is the game fun solo?

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