Up shift i'm up shift. Oh my pedals are not plugged in. Oh, my god. My pedals, weren't plugged in i have one right here: chat it's meal on.

We are pleased to announce that we will be adding a tesla f, for we hear a tesla. Do not give no, except for our employee orgies. Will you be the first to buy the tesla f.j gaccard here we go now nah. Do we calibrate it right? Uh pedals? Oh! No! No! Look at the top left busted.

He said it is going to start kicking and look at him he's going through all this and he's going to quit after 45 minutes. Oh, no! No! No! Some! Some in chillin in the discord for you! No! No! I got this. I got ta get there. I got it wait.

Is it broken? Why is this thing comes with pedals? Oh inverse the brakes? What guys? Now it's still in look, it's still in the game is broken, so what side turner we have to do. Well, nobody what uh so good and they said he needed a license to drive. How good are these laps, sir? I was going too fast. I'm not used to going that fast, i'm not going! I'm not i'm! Actually going that fast yeah i got ta.

I got ta, go back to the garage and we'll come and get you that's fine. My tires are cold. Is that that's right right, chad, my tires are cold right. That's why bad line i'm i'm! I'm i'm trying to try like um hello, i'm trying to push the limits but association.

We have been observing your driving much of a skills for our roads, so we will unfortunately be revoking your right to a license to protect our citizens. Batches well, buxton says it's easier to go faster. If you don't crash, would chat like a piece of my sushi, the mountain that you won't get in one happy 34 months. Excuse me next, you need to get your license.

I need to get better outside and sideline right there. I think i need to get better outside inside it. That was pretty bad. I need to give it some time while steering and not not gazing, and then you get a bit of lemon yeah.

I mean that's, not good. I don't think you announce the guy, my god is broken announcer guy. No! No! No! No reset! This listen to me! Samia you're breaking the car put on some goddamn slapper font tunes mate. Even better got ta steal more in there.

I think into it. Ready big, ass, join your big ass turn. Wait. Wait that wasn't about at all actually x would never get a license because it's humongous juice, faster god, damn it.

What is the god a little crazy there, but it's okay. Let's steering you thinking um i broke the engine there guys there's no downshift protection. If my gears are going too fast - and i downshift it's letting me break the engine, why it's a piece of dog machine? Try hard 7 try hard 7 try hard man you for this is in mario kart, you idiot mob head dumb guys. Do i redline it or not, good turn? That was a good ass turn there that was kind of maxed out brother man.

I go red, go red, go red. My tires are cold nah. That was terrible there happy 42 months. That's way better! I see it if you go wide, you can cut through it like butter.

If you like it, i'm gon na go tighter here. I think way. Tighter i'm gon na go at an angle, best french canadian driver law, best french canadian driver law anyway, pls some teams. No, the car.

Now, how do i go into a real race with real players now, so i can them up. What is this guy doing here? So what the is that go-karts? Where am i going? Oh, my, oh, my god, the pickling or the game will disqualify you from practice. If you grief, you will 100 get banned, because this is a black hole and sucks all your hard-earned juice. So people take it seriously.

Can i put uh wait? I can put voice chat on okay. How did i put the mapper i want to? I need to put the map on her miscellaneous summit slippery designer here made you a literally real quick link, where's my map, what about um uh indicators on screen? What about also indicators of throttle and rpm? None of that? Well, i mean not it's it's a simulator. My bmw has a hologram uh, rpm and meter, there's a projected hologram through the windshield of rpm and dumb. What is doing here are you you, wan na you wan na what the is your problem, you, dumb murano yo.

How do you put? How did i report this how'd? The heck got ta put this guy. What the is he doing it? What a? Let's all be back hello: what's up juicer juicer, can you hear me or not? No hurry up free the up attack bro this guy's. So dumb shut you down man, we can't hear you but there's there's a guy named the juicer bruh, that's yo dude shut up yo, let's all be respectful. Okay, this is a respectful, respectful lobby.

Okay, no, no funny business sure. Now we know why you never could get your driver license. Always you need to stop driving, i'm never letting you drive my mclaren again after watching this stream. Probably hey hey bro, you didn't put me in the mouth.

So what are you ready to drive you're fighting a car or whack like some you're playing a 996 corroded jumping shut the up, try to find a car um rules to put in your real first and last name, and i don't think juicer juicer is on your Birth certificate. Well, i'm going to report you yeah here i come! Oh, what the hell! What are you doing? You? Oh? No! No! No! No! No! No! No! All right! Calm down! I mean i don't i don't have to you want to get a line to race. If i can take it, but you act, you have to be back so okay, okay, come on man. Give me a line.

How do you hey? I love you expo uh real, i'm a nine-month subscriber whatever the oh come on. Man give me a line to race, for here, man give me a line bro, nobody give the about your subscription next time. Give me a line how about that all right. Let's try to beat this guy right here.

The only one all right, felix! Listen to me remember that time man, my wheel is, is it oh, my god and i tried to teach you how to drive in my mom's car use those same techniques. I taught you in this game. Felix also mind clarion needs seriously. This is not serious at all.

Next, i will rate you 100 claim and make it through all right. Yeah, i'm gon na do that, but i don't know how to race this series, because i, like mascara, hey guys man, guys guys. I don't know how to get that turner, try any advice on that turn or not bro, hey just slow down a little bit more. I love how like this series went from like 30 people to like 100, the second ex joins, and now the entire track is just like a parking lot, because none of you know how to drive.

This is the weirdest group of people i've ever yeah next. I just i just give you five information. Yankee. Can i get welcome to the jungle? Please man, pretty.

Please drive your car, don't correctly hey it's all these things on the chat. You bro, you can't be head negative head viewers, bro, you, 73 000 people, bro, i'm so bad me dude. I just got found out with extra cars. 25.

Hey still, love you and love you tattoo, bro, hey bro. Someone said i don't love you in chat man. I heard my feelings: i have my feelings: i'm gon na stop bring the chat and check your auto meter drive the driving game. Stop talking my chat man we're in practice, man, the race hasn't started yet yeah man calm down, not that theory.

It's a bad presidency. What are you doing during the race you start reading my daughters. What's up? What's bro one drivers when they're, not racing or like when they're killing the paddock, they got their phones out, though they're hiding well they're, playing angry versions. Third night fortnite, she i hear it.

I type it sheep, i hear it, i type it sheep right. How is the real life simulator? How is this you guys play subscription and you're talking like what is wrong with you guys, man play the game. Bro great has not started. You made me crash man, you put man, you look at you, man, look at you, you should get banned for this.

You cut lord guys. Can you just let him race? Please i'm not yeah. It doesn't do that guy because we're all rookies. I don't know why x signed up for this race.

This is going to be a disaster watching tick. Tocks was the highest french gets girls, that's what i get for following a bunch of rookies. My line was actually better than yours. All of you guys - and i i followed you so i died i'll know for next time.

Hey 1v1 me then max their terrorist act, you're literally a rookie in your life, i'm 18 and have my private life you're next time. Oh my god! Let me pull over this one i'll deliver. Let's get this right! Okay, if you're licensed in real life, you drive a toyota yaris 2000 to your mom you're, borrowing from her shut the up. No, it's a racing game.

Oh i got a civilian go to school sim. What is wrong with you guys? What is wrong? It's, i think, you're, you guys all act like you're going 200 mph on a highway. What is wrong with you guys play the game. It's a game.

It's a video game. It's a video game! It's a video game! One bro: oh, i love you too no come on right. Hi! Excuse me, you are doing good. This is a correct and realistic game.

Even ask for drivers practice understand without a license. You are a great driver. I've been playing for two weeks he's already faster than me. He's the juicer leave him alone.

Bro come on this one. Let him do some peace? Oh, he just crashed and wasn't the best brother um. These are the same kids, who request the carron cut from your barber. Oh my god, what's going to be really funny, is that life is nobody realizes this right themselves? Hey you got ta get out and join the race.

Bro just get out shut up. How old escaped am i late? Am i late? So these are qualifiers right so busy i'm qualifying to base uh to see who's gon na start. First right, yo, yo, hey good luck! Man! I ain't gon na die by me. I promise 10 bucks says he: does it push the gas minus um hhv y'all get a good spun out.

Man get a little harder, i get it, you don't have to slam the pedal down all the way through my now. What if i win this game, do i get a lot of money or rating or something like what is it? What's the prize yeah bro bro you'll get like 50 extra subs like guaranteed. So when we start top left non-licensed holder now now let it break great um. Hey shatter our favorite streamer is a bozo watch, reverse psychology.

He exqcl. Can you not welcome me to the jungle holy pulp 30 months execution feels strong man keep it. Let me up so foreign got this my um, how many more laps chad don't get it um smile, no just practicing! Hey ex quick question. Wait: donor wall he's driving donor wall, oh never mind, then.

Oh, my god, dude this guy's swerving for sure dude. This guy's smurfing dead ass, though guys he's two seconds faster. How is that impossible? I'll i'll i'll leave the the the big uh, the big for vienna? My balls, that guy is an actually nascar driver, guys what to do here. If you wan na get serious about racing, i recommend looking up crew chief and race lab.

Oh one minute remaining watch videos for both trust. Oh, my gosh, the nascar driver holy man, the guy, the guy there's the guy goes in circles and does the donut every couple seconds that's insane dude, i'm so threatened ux. I want dude dude watch out. The only thing we have to do here, boys is, give him a right turn.

Gg, it's actually over the game is he's lucky. This is all left turns. That's all they do in nascar. Left turns only give him a right turn.

Boom cars. Totaled, hmm, the brace is 20 liters. I know what it means 18 seconds, then we could go with 20. Laps.

Wait all is for best lap. It's not it's not about racing. Well, it is you invite ellen degeneres to the stream weight that ux nice haircut chat. Y'All smell bad wait.

It says my break is engaged. Wait. It says my brake is engaged. What first stand neutral, green flag, green flag? Wait, sorry started what the you'll be.

What the hell did you see, don't ever hate on master you're, dumb as a kidnaster for life? What is all these guys? Okay, yo come on. Come no on stay over there, goodbye rip, rebozo yo yo. What the hell brother! What would i pick do i have to now or not um ripple, leaning forward rip bozo more on them. Somebody trying to be a landscaper over here this bitch-ass.

What the what just happened! I'm i don't want to trace anymore. I'm done um i'll get him back. It's fine. I have no tires, but my tires are gone.

Sorry, don't like that! Mom! Ah now, here um am i going to beat you or not still better than my zebit felix for william c 2023 estimate. How well did you do to college the qualifier? Never seen the i racing chief steward watched somebody so fast felix. I can at least i can at least get two positions for sure my wow uh. I want to get this guy wow.

Sorry brandon. I wouldn't do the driving one freaking at 80.. This guy just merges on the track without even looking he's fine in front the guy. Maybe he's not the far ahead.

Is he night's over yo? What's going on man, what you doing, bro yo, hey? Well, i didn't kill him. My tires were broken yo number, eight. What are you doing? Bro, hey man, the guy is trying to be familiar with great. Are you slow let this pass with you come on bro you're, holding up the top too man we're gon na have a good race out here.

That's what it feels like. So now we're gon na it's a genius that wrecked me dude good job. Ah so number eight man, it's like three of us. If you used the correct your steering, will triangle more fluid.

Your corners will get faster and your times will get much better. Are you furious qcl thanks for streaming at st, i have obtained juice, and i love watching your stream most skilled canadian f1 driver aware back at it again. Bro died here. Check no pitch stretch, check top 10 finish check.

All bono confirm it. Is that, oh, that's why i was lagging. I had my capture on and i get a welcome to the jungle, mr character, that that doesn't count that doesn't count, but it doesn't count guys it's less than one minute ineligible. Why? Why am i ineligible? So i was in three seconds huh i have to withdraw.

Why am i ineligible? I can only do rookies, so there's no race that starts soon for rookies. What about all cars license four minutes formula v? Is that fun uh? Is it harder uh, nine minutes? I might as well do it. It starts in two minutes register. It's practice.

Oh so, do i put you then. Can i do one more race, everyone that starts soon three minutes. It's practice, that's dog practice again guys where we're gon na get it so soon. Oh, it's practice.

Qualifier then race, how much time in between here, okay, juice, xqcg, fuel, mass delivery, bro link, and we can still do it, though right guys, it would still be pretty good, no same thing. What does it matter? What the is it matter? Not a race, that's it and it ends in two minutes chat. Where are the races that i could just join in straight up that started very soon? 12 minutes. It's all practice: ass, okay, use, filter, filter, okay, event, type race, only okay license rookie only okay xqcll the quickest one is in 12 minutes and it's dirt legends.

That's that's just stupid 27 minutes no dude, ugh nascar, i'm ineligible! Why not yeah? I'm done boys. What i'll, let me just try to do a practice one. Ah i don't know what's wrong with my driving, though it's the second problem couple problems with it, but i don't know. Ah, let me see: mx5 us boss, huh, okay, i'm gon na try uh the formula v thing: it's too late, now misha joined it beetle legends come on guys.

What's the joker, what is a joker lapper? You think it once per race x. If you really are serious about this really lock in and get a good grip on the wheel at the nine and three o'clock do this, and i believe you really could be the best lawnmower. This signed the mississippi silly seventy-seven round they said beetle. How is that? A beetle this car is not a beetle, that's a that's a monster truck.

Will i ever escape all uh guys what bro? What the are these cars man? My you knock your wheels calculated uh? Oh hi, mister.com. I saw videos on a depth stream where you were having nightmares while sleeping. If you could please take care of yourself cause, it can get worse. It happens.

Man anyways. I love you, mr cow. Please take care of yourself. Excuse me.

I think i might be learning. I think i get it i get. I think i get it, you give it a break on a sharp turn. Then you give it gas gradually and you try not to shift too hard.

So whenever you go on dirt, you give it a give it a little. Uh a little a little juicer and then you do it. You let it spin. So it gets uh you get acceleration, but you don't go too hard.

Otherwise, you can't you can't control it's impossible. You just can't there's no shots. You have to.