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Wait a minute. wait. Where do I size up on this guys guys guys, is it soft noodle? Do it great. All right.

Okay, okay, that's the Moment of Truth my friend. Yeah, be all right guys. I guess hold up because I'm actually not interested. Hold on.

let me eat my food. Hold on I can't do it because I would have to go full mouth fight right? and I'm not I'm not trying to do that right now man. I'm uh I'm enjoying my day you know? and I'm not doing that you feel for my fighter Rock Solid YouTube Okay, wait a minute. Hey yo last time.

All right? Okay I see how it is? Yeah, kind of. So Is everyone clear on what we're doing today? Uh, ranking dick sizes? perfect I Think we all agreed. All right. You have that look, your eyes, your eyes man chat, chat, chat before you saw this video chat oh my.

God look at this lasagna. What the chat I need your help? All right Now let me think of the smallest I don't know. you have a lot of confidence. Oh wait, no no.

the smallest next biggest. So even though I'm black, don't think that. that's just nothing to do with it. Okay I'm putting myself in the middle somewhere.

you know it's like there's and you got. you guys are taller. For some reason I think that tall dudes might be a little more packing and what's the shoe size? That's not the shoes I will say I Have seen some little like smaller folks who are really packing so I don't really don't know what to expect though. man.

but I think because y'all a bit more bulkier I think y'all might be a little bit more packing. Yeah, okay, bulkier and that's just wait. Sorry, don't get offended. Excuse me.

You go for number three. you go for numbers I think he knows what is the low for number four. What do you want it? You go there all right. How do you know what makes you think like this guy wins that for sure.

What makes you think like what's your bottom or this guy this guy at first is your second hundred percent. Where do you think you stand amongst the group? Me: yeah, what do you think I can't put myself though I Said: where do you think you stand It's not up to me, it's up to you to decide. I think the two of you should switch at the very least though I mean hey so I have a question for you. Who do you think would be packing because this we got a ring.

The two that we have is the smallest I would say probably they're low-key they're not talking a whole lot I would say yatsu at least in the middle because y'all a bit more happy I Don't think I belong at the other end though. Well damn well here. I'll take one for the team. No one has to can I switch with you I mean whatever you think, Okay, do you have any input on this I think I think I belong Maybe in the middle to be honest? So I'm Gonna Fly between maybe y'all too, maybe after you actually.

Oh wow. Okay, all right, everybody's a little self-conscious Okay, all right. I think no. Um, well I don't do want to do four five, six, seven locked in Sure looks good.
Okay, perfect. All right. I Feel like that's a bad placement I don't think at the very end I'll just say uh I can uh, suck my own? wait what? I don't belong here? All right sir. I got one.

What's the longest relationship for me? Five years. Okay, the longest was like two and a half. Same All right. mine was five years.

What about you guys? Six years. Five years? Not applicable. It depends. depends if you ask me or you ask my partner.

Oh well. that solidifies our kind of like. Bachelors Over here on this end is you know somebody's going to lock it down with somebody who's got that consistent voice. You know what? I mean Define boyfriend.

It's honestly going to be on the smaller end in my opinion. Oh so because I've been in a relationship for five years I got a small dick. Okay, someone slides you in front of me because I got that. SBC All right.

But I'm not gonna lie though now that we've had him there for a minute, that's a little big point. So let's be real here. he's in first place because we think he, you know what? I mean ask him then are you freaking bro? What do you mean? Do you get a lot of a lot of stuff either from like porn who do how to do it's should be around communication with your partner and stop yeah or penises? uh Soldiers the way they are. Do you know that the guy with the blue jacket whose name's Tana is Austin's friend I actively do porn? Yeah, oh yeah, he's an acrobat over here.

You know because of that I'm gonna go into third and I feel like you should be in second. Well you got to have you know big, you don't need a big dick to make money I'm a nurse so in all honesty, working in the hospital you have to like clean them and everything. I've seen a lot of penises. everybody's about the same like size because you've seen so many dicks.

Where do you feel like you fall in the spectrum of penises? You don't see them erect. So technically I can still be wrong. but I would put myself maybe. Oh depends.

Zoom a little bit like so you said. what do we do like? what do the rest of you guys do yeah I'm a chef I own an escape room I mean yeah I mean someone taking this ill and I don't mind taking it right now bro. I mean it's um, you know I'm Asian You know I'm half Asian, so it's understandable. If you guys think something about it where y'all want me, just let me know now.

Number Three I say three three three Yeah three four Number two. Does anyone feel like they don't belong where they are? Yeah I Think you're confident I think I'm number two man. I Like it. that's so good.

I Think this yeah I I Like this I Like this. wait locking it in. Okay, all right, this is troll. Uh, this is a straw.

now. any questions before we get started. No, it's not. Let's do it.

Yeah. All right. All right. yeah.

uh good sir. Okay brother man, oh man he said awesome. Um yo yo what? Okay, the way the way they did was it is so stupid. It's just like they're going in there and he's just sucking them off like dude the way this is edited it.
dude. We're going to start with the ranking for the soft length sizes. So seventh. Andy Okay, that's my call.

Six Asher Number two: Graphology. What is this one? Baron High Fourth Giovanni Chad this is for uncooked noodle. That's fair enough. Third: Tanner Who cares about that? Second: David it's about me starting with Andy Can you share your soft length size? uh 2.5 uh 3.2 3.5 4 Also, four Four point five 12.5 Okay, I'm just my man over here I'm just highly impressed right now.

I'm not gonna lie I Kind of saw that coming I was just like that's because he's tall man I Do they mean the balls or the width of the dick? What we've all been waiting for: the hard length sizes in seven: Andy There this guy is Baron in fifth David I Told you damn boil them Asher in third, Giovanni second Tanner and in first Jesse But we knew this. We caught it from the beginning here. The rest was exactly Mr Big Dick Energy Oh wait, he actually got him right now. Andy Can you start with your hard length size 4.8 We are going to hand you the Cucumber Oh come on, can you hold it up? It's a beautiful picture just for me.

This is just odd now. Cheers! 6.3 Nice and thick little sword cucumber 6.5 Wow. So I'm thinking about it. Seven oh my.

God Yeah, okay baby. All right, how's everyone feeling now? Um, let's do a quick circumference size rearrangement. Oh oh I'll buy him last year bro. I Don't give a say it.

Don't forget it. it's not wrong. Do you guys feel like talking about Psy so openly has maybe really some pressure or taboo surrounding the subject. Yeah, because it's dumb.

It's like just talking about it. It's like clearly no one actually cares like I mean. and if there is any kind of actual care like it's Cheers! Hey guys! Jason From Jubilee here you might be wondering why in the world did Jubilee make this video? Uh, we have a lot of reasons, but we hope so. Actually listen to a breakdown on the thinking and the chemistry of my life with the gaming warlord of the Seven Seas xqcl minus three years aware Boom Oh this is all I Got this is all I Got this is all I Got this is all I got Jesus This is all I got this is all I got that's a good meme.


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16 thoughts on “Men rank themselves by penile size xqc reacts”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kyberson says:

    From studying body language you can kinda tell xqc ain’t hung like the rest of us am I right boys?

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Cowboy Robot says:

    Vast majority of chicks do not give a fuck about penis size as long as it can get the job done. And if you do have a micropenis, just make sure your eating pussy game is top notch. The less you worry about this shit, the happier you'll be, bros.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars GhostEm says:

    disgusting lasagna

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kim RJ David says:

    Connor hahah ❤

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Snake says:

    how they get hard with a man there

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Hea_T says:

    so 8 inches is 20cm. How the fuck does he not pass out getting it up?

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Lior A. says:

    X didn't share his size day ruined

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Pyroon says:

    Bruhhhh now we can do one about woman's depth so we can hear from all the triggered media and feminists?

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TechGod says:

    How did they get hard?🤨

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Zxbuza says:

    X forgot to share his measurements

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Danny Shot says:

    I can't believe I'm saying this… I enjoyed this one.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars WERS says:

    I'm frustrated

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars k u r t says:

    yoo im absolutely loving the new oliver monkey emote

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Will Erickson says:

    I got 2nd place

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mizuki razo says:

    Gayge Clap ohhhh nice

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Pink_ says:

    "yeah cause its dumb," says the guy with meat monster

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