Oh there's a lot in there wait there's a lot in here, dude holy, oh my god! No, i won't take it long. Look, look speed running watch! This watch watch this um. Let me start with a good one like a good st, i think nerds. What is this one out of ten? It's fine all american dog? Well america is is leader in in candy, so this is good scaling for sure.

We should zoom out a little bit guys for now. There's going to be guys again, the scale of thing might change, as as it goes guys as as the as the as the t goes, things might change, but for now uh uh nurses is nice. We can't find anything better uh that is past tenant. What the original one! Because i'm guys you guys, i think with it, where those turtles are actually good.

I think they're they're a good seven. I think the ones that are not the chewables but more the crackables at least the seven they're fantastic they're, not too crazy. Dude too creative but they're, very reliable, whether they're, old and you're, in your in your closet or new. We pick up in the store or they've, been at home for a while they're, still reliable, very reliable, okay, lemon heads um, because i think lemonheads they failed to scale their product over the years.

I'm gon na give them a four i bought them about a month ago to try to give them another. Try i, over the years they have failed to scale up and adapt their product to new demand. Sorry, i would put even at three guys they are too bitter and not sugary enough. The the sugar blend doesn't blend bitterness, it's very bitter, not good.

No, i'm not gon na i'm gon na give it to you. Actually, i'm gon na give it three. Please stop push pucks vomit as a product is that their flavors now that are in store suck two years. Okay, i'm gon na give this uh.

I'm gon na give them a seven they're good, they're good, i'm gon na miss six guys push. Pups are good, but i think they failed to adapt again the product with new stuff. The new flavors like cotton candy are lame, lame. Okay, the good ol, that's the old old old ones, one-dimensional, like watermelons, were great fun different.

Seven, you know what six six? What am i saying, dude, it's eight fun dip is busting. Guys funny is busting on a stack. Fundip is busting, guys, fun. Dip is busting, okay, raise cups, nine, that's nine frozen melted for dessert for main course.

No, you know i'm gon na give it a 10 minute you're right, you're, a 10 10. It is the right balance of sugar and and and and juice subscribe to. My juicer excuse me definitely candy corn. I've never had it feral tanner! Don't talk to me.

I i if you thought something in chat and you try to talk to me about three rushes. I won't even listen. It's ten, absolutely busting on a stack, that's ten! Ten plus problem is that um they're very susceptible of like melting and like that and whenever they do melt and they kind of get weird yeah, they kind of lose their touch a little bit, but in their normal form, if you buy them straight up and you Eat them they're insane they're expensive, though you're right, dude. You know you added like a original party when they have this pyramid of affair.

They have these like big ass pyramids, they've ever been to a party like that, and they have a they have a pyramid. Like a huge one, yeah dude i've been one of these before holy dude. Did it did it both of them with the part like that? Did i had it the the most incredible stomach after that, like um, that was like dizzy dude, hey too many of it ring pops or eights. You know what i'm gon na i'm gon na name, a nine he's gon na use them with ring pops.

They know people like it: okay, okay, maybe eight. Eight! Then seven! It's not it's not very fancy. It's it's really very one-dimensional. Nah.

I'm gon na give them a yes, i'm gon na seven, because it's very one-dimensional they did what, in my opinion, the ring pops did. What push pop didn't? They had new products but kept the old ones good enough without reinventing the wheel and breaking the the nature of what is a ring papa and that's what pushback failed at them. They're riming in the wheel and now they suck balls and the products of of uh of portfolio you get in stores are usually mostly bad, except for like one of them in stores. Now we only have like cotton, candy, blue and sometimes green.

That's dog just forget it lifestyles are very bitter, i think not gummies. The gummies are not bad. I say five at most very still now, they're creative kind of boring um warheads are at least a uh a8. I know whiteheads are fun.

Warheads are good, at least the eights as eight they're, fantastic, very busted. If they didn't break my teeth and break my skin in my in my in my mouth, i'd probably eat more. The problem is that you can't eat that money. They literally disintegrate your mouth, look guys if i, if i ate 10 of them right now tomorrow morning i could start the stream.

I could really put my my my my finger in my mouth and i could just scrape the ball and scrape the side of my cheek and i'd get my whole cheek full of skin and it'll be able to dangle them like that not kidding. That's how it is okay, what else? That's how it works. It literally disintegrates your yo yo, the skin off your mouth. Uh live servers.

Now these these kind of suck, you only get those at like um some yeah. These are like. These are like three. You get them only i whenever you go to a restaurant and they at the end, swedish fish very reliable, i'll, give an eight, very reliable swedish fish, very reliable they're not to be creative and then it'll be crazy.

Twizzlers, i'm a twizzler enjoyer, that's a nine! I'm a twizzler enjoyer, that's a nine, that's a nine any twizzlers enjoyers in the chat and oh hershey's, cookie stuff. That is actually uh. That's also an eight. I think that's really good! I like it a lot.

I think it's really good! Yeah! That's that's! That's! Nine! That's fantastic! That's eight! Actually, eight 43 months pog. What else we got what else we got? Um reese pieces, nine, nine! They somehow have the ratio that you wanted them. If you let them melt your mouth. It's a it's! A high, nine! It's it's! It's a high! Nine super high nine um twizzlers.

These are like a four. That's just dog uh, no point in trying those these the lin doors, whatever it's like a six bible. Six at the problem with those that you eat one, you almost you're already tired of them. I know what they do with them, but there's something about these: you think you eat one or two and you're completely done with them: you're, not eating any more you're just done with it.

I don't. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. I'm not a big fan of that um, cadbury, cream eggs.

Oh that's! A high eight high, eight, even probably a nine. These are absolutely busting guys. These are okay, eight of eight plus boston. These are not mid, not mid, not mid.

Nope not not gon na accept that as an answer not happening, two throws quote three. Let me heads up two. Actually, let's them guys guys it's your rolls guys. They fell off big ass guys, they fell off guys.

They fell off. You get one and you're like in your uh halloween run and you eat it and you're like i'm done. That's it it's good with them. It lasts for sour patch.

Kids said nine, it's a nine for sure. It's a nine! Oh my god! Oh, those are cheering a cherry that horny outside something inside the shot. You guys all these are fireballs. Oh five.

I i'm not a big fan of fireballs five balls kind of lame-o. That's one! Sorry guys guys! I didn't think i would. I would do a one today. I do not think i would do a one today.

Dots is one guys, don't even talk to me. Okay, that is such garbanzo. That's garbanzo, guys these tastes, like greasy plastic, every reason they are greasy plasticky and hard disgusting. You can only take a dot and put your finger on it and swipe across, and you have like wax like wax that's disgusting two years and one month, simon, is so ugly, um uh kisses true, who are nine, there's something about the kisses that tastes different.

I i'm all i'm here for it: nine, nine, that's a nine! Don't talk to me, nine star patches, while i'm alone you're not gon na. Let me for this chat, it's a seven. I buy them all the time. The problem is, is that they they don't have the essence that a water malone 10 should happen.

It's a good candy, it's a good candy, but it doesn't. You don't have the water malone feel to it? I don't know why, though it sucks. There are better watermelon. Candy out there they don't have the the watermelon s inside of it, which is why it sucks a rebal go uh go bears reliable, but warpers.

That's whoopers are mall teasers at home, mall teasers at home, okay check catch a lot 45 easy guys guys. Kit kat gives me uh, uh uh. No, it didn't make me nauseous. Six, six chit chat fell off, they're gon na go six sign up because i like king, they can eat like eight bars of them.

Kitkat i ate one and a half, and i'm done so with it i'll give myself at most seven sorry, sweethearts, chewy, six, seven, probably seven. Oh my god, trolley worms, s plus that's ten trolley worms. That's ten guys, guys guys trollies go hardcore on a stacking okay. What else mentos give me six uh, middles, yeah yeah, that's metals right there.

I meant middles for real okay. What else? Finally, both didn't it nerds rainbow, probably nerds rainbow, and they don't feel like nerds. That much, i know, sounds kind of weird to say, but i feel like nerds are meant to be enjoyed one flip at a time to truly get the experience you need. Nerds rainbow loses all that energy and they all feel weird.

That's like a six dude gives a about this six. Oh, i don't give a about you, which means that um can you doing it? I don't give a what you just said: don't with original uh, they break my teeth. Unfortunately, i love them they're, pretty good, i'm even eight, just because they they they la they like it. Re-Editability airheads bites are actually good.

Airhead bites, not bad. Actually, human seven air bites are not bad i've ever old school, though sour patch, tropical, okay, guys. I'm sorry guys because i'm guys, i'm just going to say i guess i'm going to say i'm going to say three or three guys, i'm gon na say you know what it guys. That's two guys these are disgusting because i don't know who thought about this.

This is not tropical. It's tropical dog, though it is so disgusting because, as you guys guys, i can eat any canyon, be happy because it give me any of these okay i'll buy i'll eat a box of it. Then you give me one bag of these. I will not go through a quarter of it: disgusting, snickers, nine, nine, the right amount of crunch, the right amount of chocolate, the right amount of almonds or whatever the is in there or cashew or peanuts.

It's the right amount of everything in it. It's nearly perfect people are going to get mad about this again kinder. Surprise. Okay, people don't know about this again but kinder.

They have you guys if you're lucky at your store, they have the bars the kinder bars right, yeah. They usually have to go either under or above the rack to find them they're, very rare, but find them ten. The chocolate ratio of the chocolate and the and oh my, oh, my god, guys these ones guys they are rare. They are no, no bueno, not not bueno, i didn't say bueno, it's a completely productive, these ones.

These are insane insane. I don't give a what your opinion is about this again. This is the objective truth. It's not subjective, it's objective insane.

I know why they're so good, they're insane, but they're rare though they're rare you really get them. Please check the xqc subreddit. There is definite cringe and all good quality posts. What else we got air adds new ones mike, and i kind of fell off kind of boring, give them a five they're kind of boring.

Oh, they look at the dot they're like dots, but not at home. All right, sorry, oh, oh! This is the um. The air edge extreme long rainbow strips not 10 settle down, settle down overrated, overrated, seven plus one guys. The problem with these is that they lack unity.

They don't taste one good thing: they taste a mix of decent things, they lack one good taste. Do you do you want to stream apart and eat one at a time? No, you don't eat anything and the mix. The mixed taste is not that good. In a mix, sorry annoying uh jelly beans fell off super hard, i'm getting the four at most.

It depends which flavors, though okay, why don't you give me six? Five guys? Jelly beans have tens, they have ones. So it's that's a fiber. Sorry eminem is: what is this number one? Is this normal well? Is it almond or is that eminem a peanut? Thank god jp was the one shooting eminem peanuts, yo guys that that's ten, that is definitely ten m peanuts are insane cause. I hate peanuts and i love eminem peanuts.

Okay, you say one or two you're, probably lrg andy. Okay, we get it dude, we got ta. Do it, we got ta. Do it one of the smartest funniest, most okay, you're you're allergic? Okay.

If i have a little pump thing, i guess two years wow, i'm just doing this: okay, okay, um, starburst, original they're, fine, they're! Fine! I guess you guys it's not great! Then sweetheart, ropes, um, fine, they're, kind of boring kind of boring. Shame skittles blue five, skittles purple six skills, tropical anointed, four skittles purple; six. Definitely uh well main skittles jesus christ. What eight eight eight! That's fair enough! That's fair enough! Yeah! That's right! Thank you global stopper! Where are the soft ones? What is where are the soft ones? No soft global, stoppers? Okay, let's pretend that these are soft globe.

Stoppers nine! You should nine version of tlc link. It's not scripted at all. Xqcl underscore guys underscore sub global zombies, seven seven at most. At most, they fell off um.

The problem with twix is that they have, they don't have the right ratios of of um, of of chocolate, caramel and waffle, one their ratios are off and it makes it kind of stale uh you eat one and you don't want to eat any anymore. You want you're like dude, i'm i'm over this, i'm over it and if landing you want to eat it with milk, you want to eat it with water. It's so bad. Uh dog shoot them uh these ones baby baby baby baby, whatever the a good seven.

I don't mind those actually i i love those actually mega man eights, those are fantastic here. I love those. I still buy them, i said buy it. I wanted like two months ago what else we got what else we got, because this is the original air heads, because it is the original air adds, i'm sorry it's antenna is it played for? Yes, it would be funny, especially the um, the the secret one, the secret white fantastical, absolutely busting um.

What else we got mini eggs, mini eggs, nine, nine mini they're insane guys, they're, absolutely well. You've never had them before. That's a 10. It's a 10! I don't give a it's a 10 for sure for sure um christmas candies bar um, can i feel off.

Can i fill up? These are better eaten at school. I think these are the sort of candy they're just better at school. For some reason i don't know why, at home or for fun school welch, what are you british? That's disgusting, welch's snack, that's like a healthy snack for morons dude! Please man, it's not even a candy, it's not even a candy guys! You buy those at costco in big-ass boxes and they stay hidden in your closet until they become rock, solid and you're eating, because you're out of oreos in order to eat, and you get us pure sadness and depression from eating them. What is wrong with you, man holy guys guys.

My grandma would pass this up as candy when i was used to go visit, her okay, not candy. If my grandma says it's candy, it's not get mad. Okay, hershey's normals, five hershey chocolate is cheaper. Hershey is a cheap chocolate, it is cheap, it doesn't taste like good belgian chocolate.

It tastes like junk americans. It is a junkyard garbanzo canadians. Oh, these are halloween and halloween. These are really good, but they're, not great uh, kids strawberry.

That's the one that i don't know. I don't know who thought this would be a good idea. It's disgusting one! You let those melt and you kick him off the window, man, this guy's dying, uh, nutella, that's true! Just getting to that home! It says just buy it at home, jolly ranchers are extremely bitter and he failed to adapt the product for new markets, toxic waste and american chocolate tastes like vomit. Jolly adventures are incredible.

My hair is so bad, i'm getting a haircut. I need a haircut like now. Hot tamale snow - i don't know what that is. I don't even have those before uh 60 at six.

What about it depends on the flavor. I don't agree with that. I just don't um. What else do i eat? Uh crunch? The extreme bites are okay, they they're gon na stay a little bit um.

The extreme bites give me a seven holy cheese and crackers. It's my two year anniversary in the junkyard can't wait to spend even more years. Supporting my juicer excuse me crunch guys. What's a crunch again, i forgot guys crunch candy, seven, seven they're very forgettable.

If you haven't had one in a year, you don't even notice. That's that. I think that that's a problem, that's a problem! Um. What else we got here, boys guys i'm not gon na make it can't even add that i don't.

I don't eat a lot. I haven't ate a lot because it's like gon na, oh well, just snatch fruits. The hood watches are in ross now xtv. These are these rockets, hello, mr cow, good, halloween for 42 months, harry potter.

Oh, where are smarties, i don't it's his money. Is it guess where this money's at oh somebody's are busting, because where are smarties guys in canada, smarties are smarties rockets. Are your smarties guys? Look guys in usa, okay, this is smarties in canada. This is smarties.

Okay, they are insane. They have good chocolate, they smelled in your mouth insane in canada. We have this rockets candy, see in canada. We have.

These are rockets, so smiles are rockets. You understand the rockets that is this, the final ones: oh yeah, i'm not gon na bring somebody with these. This is gon na lame. Uh, pocky they're, just gon na discuss things.

Pockys are just kind of they're lame, dude they're, just lame they're just lame guys. You guys who who goes out of their house and says: oh wow, i'm craving a pocky off. It's just lame. Yeah they're, really boring breadsticks! You want to get a breadstick.

Go, go, go to uh olive garden. If you want to get chocolate, just get it get it get some whatever try and just why both the same time in slim now reels don't count who's, no they're, not a candy or snacking guys. Oreos are snacks. They're, not candies.

These shouldn't be beyond here. Oreos are a snack m m's, it's about a nine it's, but it's about a nine 79. You know what guys that guys, that's a that's a tough shot, but these are actually really good yeah. You guys are just trying to i usually i used to.

I just eat this is being rated because i didn't are insane. I wish i had heaven on this on this list. Peps nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts didn't know the welch's size. Dummies were candy.

Sorry, that's ten! That does that! That's that's! These! Are you know, i'm gon na give them nine because they get annoying a little bit in your mouth after a while, but still nuts guys guys the rest of these games. I don't really care for them that much. I think this is about it sour. Oh, these are pretty good, i don't mind those they're kind of annoying to eat, because the thing is, i guess, those if you lick the pipe.

They have a tough time falling out of the tube right so to not lick the piper you have to just you. Have to scroll like that? No there's! None, not this! This candy corn! That's why you have to do it right listed as the very last title. That's seven! If you lick the pipe, if you lick the pipe it clogs up on jawbreakers um, joggers kind of fell off. That's a two! That's a that's a two guys.

The only way to eat a jawbreaker is that it's a crusher with a mallet. You take a mallet and you just break it and you eat the pieces. It's that's disgusting guys. This is a safety choking hazard, guys yeah.

You have to eat those in your chair just chilling. Otherwise you you, you choke and die. I hate those. That's a hazard that is a hazard dog, garbanzino, okay, ten pairs of a taste around the the actual pez thing: it's it's insane insane.

It just tastes great all right, i'm done this is there's no more. I think that that i'd rather starburst gummies for just lame milk, the product coke bottles that are wax that's a three dog garbanz uh peeps, that's a two tick that white. That's a one, that's just vile, who even eats those man, i'm convinced this is a plot. It's like a government plot um, it's just trash almond, joy, mormon, like almond joke and that's a three.

Oh raise bars, yeah, they're, fine, eight guys! This is my guys, i'm not gon na die any of these. These are all dog yeah. Those guys are the all dog. These are about a five at most uh milky way.

That's like a it's like a four morning is zero. Three guys guys guys, americans, like almond joy, because they don't get good candy from other countries, almond joy, banging almond joy milky way is uninspired, garbage garbage. That's just garbage! I'm done again, it's not here. Isn't it you give me any of these.

I eat a whole box of it, then. Yes, let it be known: feral roche, trolley, reese, tinder eminem. They came out of nowhere. They took the market by storm.

They took the market by storm with a good, reliable, good product. The right amount of sour right amount of sugar right amount right amount is sweet right amount of flavor, the right amount of juice, the right amount, of course juicer. I'm done all right boys, guys zoom in on your computer boys zoom in on the computer. This is the only true list that you'll ever see: candy connoisseur list, candy connoisseur list, people that say people, people that say trash list.

Okay, they have pot key for dinner. Thinking that they're fancy and hipsters they possibly post it on instagram, then they eat an almond joy. They think they're having a good time, then i'm gon na be adventurous today, guys i'm gon na guess, i'm gon na eat a milky way hi. This is i'm so cool and clunky shut up.

Who the are you, man.