Sorry to have my hand prints all on you but I can't get you down because I saw clips of it and whatnot and I I couldn't sleep. dude man it's weird man I I saw the clips. Look guys you guys guys, she has a new boyfriend now I'm telling you guys I saw a chat Who? Who? you hear that Taylor Swift yeah Taylor Swift oh yeah of course his name is Travis let me, who cares Mana mean man, is she your type It could have been asked bro I was bribing officials to get my Instagram verified so I can send her DM bro I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I gotta connect I actually got to connect to uh Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift okay listen if if if we got if we got an actual double date going would you be down? Yeah, definitely don't but she's saying no she's taking a note but yeah but she's taking that Kelsey guy but that's still got Selena she's gonna I I did the first step but um the system said I can't DM her because I'm not verified ux you get it? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. um what? I'm going to tell you a secret about verification on Instagram look what's up, What's up? Well I'm going to tell you the secret of being verified on Instagram yeah what is it all you have to do for someone your size is submitted? I Did it.

No no no, no. six different times got it. So so when you submit, they decline. When you submit, they decline.

But on the sixth time they're gonna accept. especially for your activity. I Think the internet right now is going because the first five go through automation. the sixth hits a real person.

Is that real? Uh look look to that it's a rapper. Hey how you doing? Yeah, it's over. Yeah it's a wrapper I don't think it's a wrap ditch I Don't see a watch on them though I don't see a watch bro. he's cool around bro.

He doesn't know what everyone has. No shots. he's way cooler. don't don't I don't know.

just wait till he loses the Super Bowl Once he loses you swoop in and she'll she'll leave him for you. Yeah you got till the Super Bowl to get your verified yeah get your together. he's gonna lose the Super Bowl This year he ain't gonna be and you're gonna slide him like listen. I'm the Xqc I Run the internet oh my God that's profitable.

Land on Sketty for help from Professionals in the business already? No no no, she's under her. she's under her spell I Saw I Seen it looks owned by you. Much love Felix look look see that look at that oh she's in love. Gosh and you just seen it.

You're chasing him guys guys I Was going to visit this I guess I was looking at yesterday Ah that's a thing. it's a fling Trust Okay, okay, we could do whatever. Okay, it's don't do anything without being very funny that much though. yeah it's like it's like GG yeah go for bigger and better though.

you should get verified who the is that picture of his watch conversation? what's up man oh no all right we go. we have till the Super Bowl to work on that well I like when people are addressing address to me like it like it's normal like everyday business I I think the people of High stature things to send to so you would just say hey what's up yeah you'd have to go crazy with it like you say because if if you if you overdo it now and and one day you meet them and you look at your DMs and they see that then you lose your actual shot. Does that make sense It comes down. you have to have the right emojis.

you say hey hey baby girl what you doing and then you hit her with like a like like a confused face I mean I don't know dude if she's just out of a breakup she's already gonna be working on a song and it's gonna be way easier I'm telling you and if you inspire her like you can give her like song tips Anyone knows that boy I don't know, he's just so sorry. Again, that was pretty good. You know you have it though. Now you have it though because that's what you got to think about.

She's working on a song after a breakup. Okay, again again. let me tell you something. Let me let me say something.

Let me tell you something. Okay. I'm just saying. if she were, let's say something like that were to get with me.

okay, they would have content for like four albums. I can be their next billion dollars I'm right here waiting it. I mean you want to show it like that instead like I'm your next breakup like I'm your next billion dollars? Literally Yeah, yeah, that's actually a good point. All cool and romance right? But they don't want romance.

They want the illusion of romance that is actually a disaster. That's what they actually want. I'm not getting yeah yeah, they want romance. Romance doesn't sell that.

it's the disaster. Yes. I can already picture the song. Yeah yeah and then last long and he left me and he loved me.

The high was good like a bong. Yeah, see that would sell that with that. See that. I'm not saying a billion dollars.

Look at that. Look at that. look at that. look at that look at that there is drinking water.

Stay healthy. It seems like every year the foregone conclusion is by the end of this there is some lip reading and he's like he's like oh, she's watching something like that right and then and then she's like she's like happy and right here. look right here. when he shaves his hair.

the regrowth is great. You know for a fact it's a fling. It it's a fling. It it's a fling.

It because she wants to feel fresh and she's always been like like going around like like like, you know, like young dudes. You know, like the people that are like in in their early 30s 20s. Whatever right? Should you see the gray hair? She's like man, like, damn dude. Damn dude.

I'm and it's gonna kick in. It's gonna kick in. but you need to dye your hair gray. No, no, Okay, no, you guys aren't.

You guys are not getting it. You're not getting it. No. I Get it.

You're listen. Regardless, Buddy, You're what? How Yeah, Oh, it's beautiful. He's beautiful man. First of all, he's beautiful and it's T Swift you're talking about who the do you think you are? Disagree.

Disagree. Disagree. You can always. Bro.

Bro Rizz is a boundless. All you need is the right moment, the right connect the right moments to swipe. Wow guys, let me tell you what's gonna happen Okay Let me let me grab my back to back to back to back Among Us Esports Titles and tell you exactly what's going to go down here. So Travis Kelsey or whatever this guy's name is right, he's going to lose the Super Bowl at which point he's put into a tough position.

He has to choose between the love of his life which is football. He has to choose between retirement and taking it to the next level. Or he chooses to retire and settle down with what he sees in his mind as a possibility of a wife. Now you have to understand, we see Taylor Swift on a pedestal, but he sees her on the same level.

Therefore, she's no guarantee. But what is a guarantee? So yeah, if he loses the Super Bowl I believe he will project his insecurities and anger onto her. The relationship will go spiral down, at which point they will argue, they will get mad, they will fight, they will break up. Swift will go into a sixth month recession.

She will only be in her room, She will not leave her room. She'll write a song I'll come back a single and then excuse you a message. I'm I'm like the rebound. That's all you need.

Honestly, that's all you need. Yeah And then she makes up. She makes her two albums right with all the dogs and then and then once I'm gone it starts to kick in. Then dude, these albums are sell like hot cakes I gotta get more content nobody.

I'll I'll be right here. the phone open Line open then change number. Boom waiting for the call. I can pick it up and right back at it and then that goes hard.

Think about it. Any thoughts about that? that's I mean you think in very long game I Think it's a good idea for something like this because it's it. Feels almost scripted. We've been through this 10 times with her: I Think you have a good chance.

Seriously? Yeah. I Mean listen, if you do want a chance, you're gonna name her on Instagram right? Yeah, you're gonna have to. Bro, you're gonna have to STEEZ up your profile because this is up. Yeah, it's bad.

Man, your username is Xqcow1 Unverified. You gotta fix this up Bro. Seriously, you need to go with like Felix bro. Feel it? Yeah, Yeah, you you gotta have a guy bro.

tell them tell them to get you on username Felix put a check mark or two and you know get to at least a million. Yeah, it's bad. I Just leave my profile. It's bad.

Bad. It's bad. Like look bro, you look like a random. You look like a fan page.

I Completely disagree here I Think what you should do. First of all, let me make this clear: okay: I think seven is a very awkward following. You're gonna need eight. Therefore, you should go to Instagram.com and follow me.

At which point you have eight following. you have 569k followers which is a great number to have I Think your picture is great I think you look good I think you look shy enough and Rich enough and humble enough whereas she'll say you know what this looks like exactly what I need. So technically speaking, you're good. Shut up I I Just gotta I Just gotta.

Um, you didn't make that bottom right. picture your profile picture. It's not fun. It's not fun.

Yeah, you need to put a purple hue to it right I like I like your current profile picture I think it's good I like it, it's not gonna work I Have to agree with Jesse here the profile picture. it's screaming boy. It's saying hey though, no, no, it's not what Taylor Swift can get whatever she wants. Therefore, you can't be the guy that's down to swing dick.

You have to be the guy that's mysterious. She has to believe that you might be a vampire. You might be a werewolf. You might be something not from this world.

You need to give her mysteriousness so she is numb to everything else. She's experienced it all. She is the entire world at her fingertips. You need to be the Untouchable You need to be mysterious to her and therefore love that you're a fuckboy.

What's your tanks doing? Oh I'm locking in. Are you guys playing or not? Yeah, it's not getting cut Stewie does he have a chance with Taylor Swift dude of course bro. Why though she just recognize him first, she hasn't seen him yet. What in this picture I was I was chewing Bubba uh I had Baba Yama it's why I look like I've gone because I had gum I had a big ass gun a Big Apple gun we were blowing bubbles.