Waiting for you get your ass in the car before i embarrass you in front of the whole school, put your seatbelt on and don't say another word until we get home wait till i tell you. Are you on your four years? He's gon na have a aneurism. What's your ride, my account is fresh. I literally never browse anything.

I made the account and i never logged in ever again literally this hello. I can't talk to you right now. Oh click it so you can see, chat later, click it for you later, the video. Oh yeah, you like that huh all right.

I got you bye, bye. Why are you saying daddy what you're saying daddy to somebody? No, that was my this is my my mom, your mom, all right, daddy! I got you what what kind of is that? Oh, that's me, that's my mom. It was your mom all right daddy. What, though i didn't say that i said all right.

You know i knew jesus. These were hidden in our 100 year old chimney. We had to climb up inside to reach. It sure did that's worth nothing literally.

What looks like crystals, an old postcard and a letter stamped from 1940s thailand with our address on the front. The letter is written in what looks like tai, but there are two, oh god you can do it on the phone dude. If you hold it down, it's just not interesting. People aren't gon na like what i'm about to say.

But it's truth, and only in truth is how the human race will evolve, but don't watch these long ones. Supposedly the human race will evolve with truth shut. The up man explore sports. Now, i'm not sure man.

This is all three minutes daniel. Just please: can you share your browser? Mac plus used our tick tock coupon. Let's go five crackers. Here's genesis! They fix that here's 64..

All right, let's find the chords here. Are game shorts, your poke, your expansion packs. You got ta watch this here. We go can't forget the controllers.

They went with the replica controllers and since you order got picked to be filmed, i'm throwing in this cool hood scoop expansion cover, let's wrap everything up. Why am i just learning about this beans and eggs bro? Apparently, it's really good mix this up. You never know man. I've been surprised before i've been surprised before yeah brainless sausage eating some eggs and sausage never saw such a thing.

We got bacon as well and bacon makes anything taste good. That's true. Now take some sour dough cut this down the center. Now, don't use your dough, you sourdough yeah we're going to cut one inch slices here, we're going to cut inside with the bread just like that.

Take out the bread pit now take your two pieces of bread. Put that on your pan, like that, here's where it gets interesting, take your bean soup girl two years, just one scoop. Put it inside off like that: okay, okay, okay, perfect, take a sausage; stick it in between there take another one: stick it in here. What is happening, i don't know bro trust me, we'll see.

Take your bacon get your thing that makes it taste good. You know, okay, take another one put it in here, oh get, it looks so dope bastard, now put a little bit more bean on the top. Okay, dude just stop that's so perfect, dude great job. I can't wait to eat that now seriously.

That looks amazing. Okay, grilled bean sandwich check this out, see and also play bowdad yellow with this bell around my you know where y'all going y'all just gon na ride off arm in the middle of talking they'll just ride off on nobody when they talking. Why is it so bad though this is so bad? You don't like more stuff stop what's this, so i have discovered something happening on this app with children. That is, i don't give anybody pulls up to the studio and sounds nothing like you thought he would.

That was good honey. Is the studio yeah man hold up. Aren't you that right? No, do you get it this? Isn't this jackson? That's all the crazy right! Yeah! That's me dog! Do you know? What's a good starter food videos dude chill chill bro my bad man um! Well, all right uh! Let me pull up some like super crazy, fast rap beats or something like that. Um nah, bro, actually uh play that beat.

You was playing when i was walking in that was low-key, smooth man hold up the one. I was just playing this one. This is like a smooth emotional. Like really in the fields type me man, you need like a a banger man.

You know bang or not. Bro, i'm sure just load it up. I got something for it all right man, don't say it and warn you. I got wasted cause.

I didn't want to deal with myself tonight. My thoughts get drowned good morning. Paris hi today is monday march 7th. My name is jackie and my name is adam.

Yes mark, please for the pledge of allegiance. Thank you. So today our government is issuing warnings about a cyber attack. What is a random baby name that you 100 will be.

I got my new squad car today. I went from a dot, you see the stickiness all around there. Fruit flies can go in there, they can lay eggs, and next thing you know somebody's drinking - that the fact that this thing is so sticky and this beer is warm foamy, nasty god drink. It knock yourself out how's that taste, it doesn't taste good, you're good.

You showed you had bowls, you don't want to clean, but at least fair enough all right. Well, i'm standing here shot glasses. Does that look clean to you? How about that? When was the last time that was closed, okay, here's the question: scrub: okay, did you like anything, and the only reason that i don't have more on there? Is it's caked on yeah they'll come off. This bar is a disaster and it's your fault.

Nobody gives some shits like a joker like this. You just got ta like it anyway follow the page or something that's complete. Look at this. Do you see the maggots that are actually underneath they're like there's maggots you're, telling me that that that maggot right there is not going to crawl, because i have no likes what is like trying to do.

I've got him lying poor drinking. It was good what people feel about this bald head of mine. Are you sure about that i'll give two craps what people feel about this bald head of mine? Are you sure about that? I don't give too crap holy. You know i haven't done this in a while.

Grandma stop right there. What are you doing? You know i haven't done this in a while. Just like i haven't done this in a while. Grandma stop grandma stop joking.

I will catch you grandma! Oh i'm! So sorry, you're, not sorry, grandma stop right there. What are you doing? You know? I haven't done this in a while. I've done this in a while walking down the hill good one. Okay, let me go on there go on.

What is that? What is this check? This one, this one: what is this okay? What is that? Did you like it? Shut up, bruh dang, make sure you like them, shut up. Bruh bruh shut up shut. Yes, jesus! You got ta like it for the algorithm. I need pause man.

What is that? I? Don't know i don't know, do you got ta, do this this one? Okay? Well, it's i think, i'm getting trouble. What do you mean that guy's sick yeah, i'm being trolled, though oh like? What is that? My original idea was a good idea, dude that has more views than me this guy come on. Damn i mean i didn't do that man don't have to hire somebody to hollow the camera man - i i don't have any friends man. What am i going to do, let's see if algorithm is better now girlfriend with her stream that i'll need it's kind of dirty and gross reacted that need to be fed in order for them to be simply happy a one is so i'm running zigzag.

What's that man, this will blow your mind start by drawing three points. I'm watching something like what's up points in the shape of a triangle. To start us off, choose care about this nice staring staring scary. You got ta click, the video and then click the little down arrow for next video.

Oh anything that seems a little sketchy it's the skip. I would today i up by not telling my husband about a lottery. I won years ago the lottery winning took place back in august 2014. mike and i were married in october 2014..

It wasn't a fortune but enough to make a difference. After taxes, it came out to write around 480 000. Most people would be over the moon, but i panicked i didn't want our life to felix. Why does your tick tock for you paige, shawn, the exact same content as my 15.? I need to speak to you after being homeless and bouncing from place to place.

I'm he's all like two minute dog man. I have an intuitive message for you don't give a some of you suggested to me that i didn't ask how to raise problem solvers. I don't care either hi everyone. Okay, i don't care, so here's the crazy karen story.

I was not expecting it to blow up. I don't care about your story guys. Why did i get no content, man, i'm so unlucky? What the are these something that is always fascinating? It's not liking enough good stuff. Okay, i i haven't said i haven't, got any single one.

Video though not even one. This is some boomer. Listen, it's lazy for cashiers to sit down and it's weird to care work shouldn't be an endurance test. Let them sit, we're not doing a survivor challenge.

You don't think people can sit down and work at the same time, you're going to be real mad when you find out what an office is, it's lazy for cashiers to sit down and it's weird to care work, listen closely, yeah which alerts mine. No, i we linked you a bunch yesterday, a little like and you're like after this at night, i have an account. No one's funny. Is this? Yes, hmm.

What do you think about california? You like it? Yes do you like it you taking? The mr cow is watching dick dogs. I can't wait to go look at these funny. Interesting videos - oh my god. Why is this? For you page filled with life? Love, love content.

Was that an eye funny meme? I just saw i am aging twice as fast watching these hey bro, why everybody think we twins for a little everybody on facetime tonight. We twins look at this right here. Damn what's your favorite, i don't know what you're saying. What are you doing? My car is not even on go away; i don't know what you're saying: what are you doing wow? Can you tell everybody what this is? This is the buckler? What's up, what is it wow these guys, i'm trying to mount on my algorithm.

Welcome! Hey! Excuse me. Okay, would you be willing to like film me the video for me sure thank you so much baby. Won't you come my way got something i want to say when i first saw bro sleeping outside, i was like damn. This is tragic, new paddock hoping to be in the show automatic, but turns out this whole time here on the lunch break, when i first saw bro, do you mind just recording video of me? It's yeah.

I think i just have to push p real quick. I don't know, is it sorry all right, it's already happy, but honestly don't hold it against me, but i'm not even close to another hey. How are you good? How are you huh sorry, what was that didn't quite catch, that? What is that? Could you beat that one more time? I can't really hear you yeah. Oh sorry, 350..

Couldn't really hear you hey. How are you good holy? Surely now, when i've been tick-tock and i refresh it, it should be good right. Oh you're, not gon na, believe this dude guess who hit me up on the way down. 55.

Hey you cooking! This is danny. She has a big butt she's. Also, what's up you guys, it's your man, dante bosco and today is the release date of my film. The fabulous filipino brothers, what, after being in hollywood for over 35 years and being a part of so many great schools? Oh my god, i'm gon na tell a story of my own.

If tomorrow starts without me - and i'm not here to see if the sun should rise, you find your eyes this all in there last night, someone stole the tires off. Why do i hate okay, i'm back with another um. He was slapped in front of millions. Do you know what this little thing right here is? If not, then it is a red.

Tell me about yours. Tell me about yourself. Well, first of all, thank you very much for giving me the opportunity absolutely for this call center position today. Hello, ed, greetings, link.

So i wanted to give you all some answers. Can someone please tell me what i was supposed to learn from this conversation? I feel like i'm so close to the answer, but i can't figure out the lesson before i went to ukraine, my friend they consistently um. I had like chicken, you know it's kind of sad and i really hope my bin is off it's off. Oh, my god.

Where are you hey? I bet you can't hit that over there hi. Are you open i'm in a rush? Yeah, i'm open. I already know it's gon na be 8.75, so here's a 20 and i'll just take the cash back. Okay.

Great! Let me just pull up the register here. Well, i'm kind of in a hurry, so i just need my change. I kind of have to wait for the register. Okay, she's a little slow this morning seriously, i'm really running late here and i seriously can't do anything until the register tells me what to do.

I don't understand. I just need cash back well because i don't know how much to give you what i don't know how much to give you it's just simple, math yeah, not really a math person. You can't figure this out! No okay! No, i can't not even simple math will compute up here, so if you could just hold on one moment for the register, i'm sorry i and now you've embarrassed me. I didn't know what the change was either.

I was just hoping you'd be able, but my son wanted it. America has few economic care. I was cleaning my garden today and i found some weird eggs because i'm gon na be i'm gon na, be honest with you guys. No, why are none of my tech talks? Funny is why are my tick tocks? Not funny? It's not funny.

I don't i'm not laughing, i'm not even smiling it's just dog man. It's not funny. I just saw the nastiest tick tock. Do you want to see a disgusting one, or do you want to see this? No, it's! No! It's vile! Oh! No! It's this guy! I don't know why.

I always get this guy stick with it. That's what i got. First of all, you got this guy too. Yeah, that was my first talk.

Man don't watch it skip towards the end where he scoops the sauce out of the couch he's cooking. It come on. Let's get it dude! Oh, my! Okay! Stop stop! Tonight!.