Some scuff names i'm last night. This is the end booty muncher. There will be no clue about what humanity wants. Even the memories will disappear completely for everyone who interacted with us.

Remember this take 20 of you about the year. Your turn starts now. Seven is a bad role here. Sorry, you've played a lot to know that yeah it's battle, because you don't gain any properties.

You don't speed man. I bet you stop. Yes, don't be weird uh chill man. That is weird wait.

What what just happened? Bro you just lost 15 buckaroos buddy because you're something you're trying to go through fast man turn. So you have to enter yeah. How the did i speed bro? Now you have to skip your intro and, yes, that's how it works too, fast man. What does nine? No, she got an eight and a double damn i wouldn't buy.

That, though i wouldn't buy that it's not worth it wait. Are you guys just saying no, i mean i'll, let my chat decide chat. Do i buy almost in the chat? That's meta gaming. Invest early.

Is it meta gaming, yeah man, you got rp, invest about this about everything, cat girls. Let's go, let's play okay and we get to go again, i'm just pretending to listen to them, but actually i already made a decision. Ah nice, your time. Why do i need to be careful if it's my last, because you go to jail? If i get a triple double double double goal: wait really double double double goes to jail.

Thank god! No! That's actually good, though she tried because she couldn't get another chance of getting an orange here. Yeah! Oh, oh yeah! Sorry, let's now watch this! This is why i go hardcore. That's good! Actually! Okay, okay, that's a wicked roll insane! Are you kidding me? That's not the worst. Actually, seven is uh yeah, it's it's almost the worst uh first one yeah.

Well i mean i didn't want to land on the one pokey one. So bad luck, oh wow! I mean we can go illinois man. All right. Do i hold down answer now? Did you click it? Okay, all right, i'm gon na! That's what it is because i've been here before it's mine holy wait.

What not bad at all. How did you know just know his money yeah? I just know to be honest: pre-recorded gameplay, pre-recorded, uh, sponsored gameplay, don't want to buy this or what yeah yeah it dude. I haven't played monopoly in years. Dude yeah click enter to enter my bad sorry i'll show you because after a couple times you guys are getting any little dicky dick sucker.

Excuse me: sorry, guys, are you sick? Would you catch man uh catch this thing, i'm sorry um! I i just got sick man. My girl was really sick. She got me sick, jesus, yeah yeah. I don't have covert, though that's good uh, yet shake the dice and see what the future holds for you.

Oh wow, you're, going to yeah now you're slowing down. We like we like that we'll take that yeah yeah yeah yeah. Now i get a three or a snake guys here for two pinks just because an absolute genius at games yeah. I know i hate that you need to do that.

See that okay, okay, okay! Oh, that's not bad, though i'll. Take that okay, oh, i think we all got a good start. Would you like to i'm too bad man? Okay, it's a good, bigger game. Oh my god.

I made that oh wow, the gym is so nice looking by the way. Dude, i'm i know right. Oh my god, i want to start working out as soon as i feel better choo choo i've been i've. Been there three days in a row, man bro.

What time do you wake up? Maybe we can do it together. Yeah. I wake up at like 8 a.m. Every day i don't go to the gym until later, you wake up at eight yeah yeah.

Why uh? Because i'm a boomer, also, if you wake up uh the key to like sleep, is it's not about the amount of sleep you get it's about waking up at the same time every day, oh yeah, tell me your time for your circadian rhythm facts, facts. Seven! Oh double: let's go double man, let's go man! That's this video, easy double guys easy double! I wan na make it my way through town. Am i going to jail yeah? He goes to the gym. Oh, he did not break out of cups.

No, what the did? I do man, you were drinking money. You should have clicked faster bro. What the is this you got so lucky you end up in jail. Just like me enter well, that's some! I got double community chest.

Stop with those doubles already. Why does that piss you off? Because you're moving too fast, some, oh man, not all the regular words. Nothing though, why? Because it's a traffic, though we all have one: let's roll the dice. Oh you just hit the dog with the dice man that works that works jail.

Oh, is it good jail? Do you enter to skip on the walking dead? Oh wow, so you pulled the car. There's only two cars in that in the deck before it's shuffled, so you pulled one of them so now you know that if you're buying houses you have to worry about that car getting drawn unlucky. It really is that's like the only own spot. Oh i own! It perhaps you should manage your portfolio all right now, watch this snake uh.

No, i i don't care, i don't know. I want to that's good. Actually, oh my god, i'm rolling crazy! Today. What do you want to do? Green is pretty oh cracked, cocked jewelry, jewelry yup at least you're, not giving it wait.

That should deserve that. Have you you roll low? Does that mean that you don't get a high number? Is that how it works? What no it's irrelevant? Well, it's just actually random. Okay, right now, it's physics randomly tapped rolled dice. Your time has come dude.

What just painted all right. What yeah didn't i? What the did? I do man, no, i have to pay and then you have to get out what the was the point of what i just said: spar space bar, oh okay. I i began returning if you have to do a pay to get out of jail damn. So i just did i just rolled the dice for nothing yeah if you get a double get out the freedom.

Oh that's just pain, i'm an idiot man but and game. You want to stay in jail because it's better! Oh okay! I tried it man, oh my god, the the bank is browns for an investor who will be the lucky one. Browns are broken, just got ta be smart about it. That's nice! It's cute, hell, yeah, nice man, three, three, three, three, seven! Oh that's three times not good at all.

The commentator dude. Is that good? Bad? No bad! You sure! Oh yeah, you're gon na give me chest: oh no you're getting blue. Actually i can marina. Oh oh, but that's mine! Six dollar party, yeah buddy, that's cheap! It's i'm buying nice, it's not on blah day.

Please skip oh yeah yeah. There we go. I wish you luck and now i roll the dice and yeah. I'm pretty sure that lands yeah.

Is that no can we just watch me go back to. Could you imagine, go back to jail? You have one second prize and a beauty contest. Oh my gosh, beautiful honestly deserved! Yes, why? You know why the contest? You only went 10 bucks. What the maybe, because i wanted to answer the contest man.

No, it's nice! Maybe it wasn't about the money it was about the experience man well i'd like to experience winning money than experience losing money, so i can have both whatever tony i get you man yeah. Thank you man. Thank you. Thank you.

This property is for sale. It's time to become the owner, bro buddha just making a little empire. Oh god, don't say that every time you say empire, if it's any playing just buy it yeah wait abby's playing for boot right now, hi abby wait! Is it i'd, be freaking turn. So you end your turn.

What do i do now enter so your end string? Your turn starts now. Let's see it who's, winning. How dare you you mad bro pokey's winning, i don't even know. Actually let me get brown skier jail deserved.

What well that was unexpected. Bro they really trying to kick me down on international women's home rp enter and you're back in jail. Again, let's watch this nice double doubles. Oh that's, taxes again! Is it not truly unfortunate? What's that, oh the last one of the the sets uh? Are you interested? Oh, my god, nobody has a third one that could be.

That could be literally. The one right here can be huge. That could be a game. Ender true, is that good, we're gon na find out.

Oh new york, what's wrong: oh wow, that is, that closes the set. Doesn't it would you like to? No? No, it does not only to them. I'm surprised after two full runs on a five man. We have only got.

We've only had one. We only have one orange, it's your turn impressive. I'm rolling man, i'm rolling. I need to buy another property.

I only own one. Oh four: men, yeah yeah, that's my house, the property, you man, oh my god, i got ta pay your yeah. It's gon na be like 60 bucks. Please eighteen dollars, i'm not paying come to my house man.

It's not my pain, you're pregnant stacking up out here. Man, yeah yeah, whatever man off you're 18, i'm making big boy moves up here, you're under turn, buddy, hey, buddy, calm down. Man. No tell him, don't call him tell him golly, golly gosh.

I don't know what the going on nice utensils. Hey wait! So does pokey own the most. I mean the same amount and turn genius. Oh sorry, very good.

I clicked enter already utilities. Wait did someone say i have nice utensils? No, did you go pay? No. Nobody said that i said you know because it was utility. You have to click yeah.

I know it just lagged. It's laggy, that's uh! That's a buddha's! Wait! What happened! I'm giving you money! Oh hell, yeah, give me that money. 25 macaronis, 25. Macaroons! All right! It's your turn! I go big nice! That's kind of nice, nice, buddy yo.

What's up man, 16 dude! That's nothing to me. That's that's! Really! Nothing! Somebody like me, hey man, money, earned his money. Yeah! We got double ball. Let's go! Don't you dare go fast? Let me go fast.

Man, brother butter, where the where the shoe falls tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow, if someone owns this whoa look at that, oh i can't buy anything man. So why don't we start getting mad something man? Oh you'll, see soon whatever. Whenever people become crabs, another party is expensive. 20.

This time, 22. Oh, why man? I can't buy anything i'm just paying over and over man. Well you're kind of richer. Now you can, but you cannot bust him yeah.

I ain't got no properties, man! Oh it's! My turn, sorry, that's messed up. You mean hot okay, oh wow bubble. What does that mean? What does that mean you're getting the last set of reds? I think here, oh no! No! No! It's all rectified! That's what it says. I got.

Ta pay somebody nope yeah. 12, bucks persistence is cringe blastoise. Would you trade our red for our green hell? No, oh i'll, go twice. That's lit sorry! I thought you had two reds yeah yeah i'd concerned.

Actually, that's it. I mean nobody wins anything. It's just it's just like a decent deal. Yeah, but you have another person that you already can target to get the other red.

I don't know who's going, which makes it ultimately more valuable that good or bad yeah you're right, hello, mr cow, i heard you were a fellow eating joy. Hence, i don't think i'm gon na send it damn. Yo 18 bucks shake the dice and see what the future holds for you. That's last of yellowstone.

Is that good? That's actually really good yeah. That is really good. Actually yeah. It's the park! Oh no! It's yeah! Yeah, damn okay! So so what would you like? Better red or green? I can't walk green.

I don't want this whole road, blue, angry, hey! What's better, wait, isn't blue the best. I don't know, let's roll the dice the was that i'm going bro. What the are these low rolls? Man double, but yeah doubles good, buy it. Don't! Oh there's so many obstacles before you hit it that barely anybody even gets there.

Okay, let's roll again man. Your time has come, not bad, not bad! Wait a minute! Isn't that park. That's park, oh, should i buy it? Oh you're doing decent. I bought it.

Man, let's go and turn your turn. Tony! No, don't worry! No okay, tony i'm gon na want that ship and what i'll do is i'll trade. You properties for it? It's your turn! Oh, you yo! You can win the game right here by the way. If you get the second brown you win, the game.

Huh go ahead, go wrong, uh, i'll i'll i'll! Think about it, i'll think about it. Oh, my god, you can talk to your chat too. Tony, but it's like it's in our interest, we're going to get that and then for me to give you like give you what you want. That's right, this sounds about sounds about right, something about it.

Listen to your chat right now, you own it you own it! You own it you want to own it. My come on get the last green bro. I keep landing on other people's friends. Oh you got ta pay the rent homie pay it up.

Okay, yeah yeah. What are we? What are we doing? Um you want to do red for green uh yeah, it's better for you. Can you give me a hundred dollar kicker all that much money? Man? I think we just do the trade, because it's beneficial to both of us. Let me check how much is worth i'll.

Only do uh trading, i give you 10 bucks. What do you want to trade um woke up. This is better for you because green is not sold yet i could have lost the game because of that, but at the same time i like this - i like this. I like it, your turn starts now.

Why did i do that? Oh my god, you're getting right. You knocked me over bro. You can buy this, oh my god. What do you want to do? I had just enough to buy it.

Oh, my god, something else or something like that, all right. So now i need to get the pink for you and then i trade. That was that the other uh brown or what is that? No wait. Isn't it when you run out of money, you lose right or no whoa 200 damn x is about to lose.

You got nine dollars, no i'm sure mortgage. All my friends don't give a wow. If you hit zero, you lose right. Yeah we got bro.

I got property, you know how your life works. I just remortgage that i don't give a keep the cash flow coming. Man, you keep a nice nice cash injection. I see, i see yeah yeah yeah just buy stuff.

You can't afford it exactly just remove good, then property, yeah, yeah, yeah, choo choo, and whenever you get older, whenever you get all the crispy reverse mortgages, guys, which one of those do you not have x, okay, cool, oh you're, chilling i'll do it was screeching a Little bit yeah, i noticed back to the gym. Now you go to jail. What are the odds of that? This game's cringe dude fox they're, gon na cut me, though, because not seem, like good odds, your turn starts now. Let's see it damn he had to pay the money and then he even goes to jail dude.

I would have had a green set. By now i tried opposites. I haven't landed on an unknown thing in, like four turns yo buddha. What do you want for red? I wish you luck.

Uh i wan na host. Okay, no good! Let's play that's! That's really good! That's perfect! Bro x is getting wild here bro, i feel like i'm so far behind man. I have two properties guys because i want to have enough cash that if i land on two bad spots, i can still buy purple right. So i early mortgage the things i'm not going to use because they don't give me enough money worth the mortgage before they're worth the whole.

So why bother? Why about keeping them alive? I don't need it. Buy a starbucks drink with that buddy barely not even a large. Let me correct myself aventi, i don't know what this is. This is good or bad, get a grande at that um.

No, it's another, i'm giving everywhere. I wish you luck, dude, this board bro. What are these low dice and you go to my oh? Damn, i'm already making money on that: a rail roadie dude! You have properties, man, you're, making money man like i'll trade, two properties for that blue, oh man, that dude! Why not you don't? Even with that? Blue, what well isn't the blue worth a lot like 2.5 k, yeah yeah see so not it's not worth that much! Okay, like 3k yeah literally, if x, says it's worth 2.5 literally worth 2.5, because you build a hotel if one player falls on it. It's like 1.2k, so making money back in two turns what about it? What's my options here, oh scammy, boss.

It's not worth that much tony! The thing is so, do you need properties, so i'm just going to try and give you properties for it. That's because i'm going to replace it like this, i'm lying hold up. This was bugging out, hold up sorry. This was lagging really bad.

It's crackling for chat! Okay, i'll! Tell you i'll tell you what i did. I could and then we're both gon na lose the game, or we do a trade, and one of us can win the game. Well, give me your blue property. Okay, give me an offer for it i'll have to uh.

We sincerely appreciate the offer we're going to have to consult that with okay. This is it consult with chat consultant. Well, i just lost my cash at the roundabout who owns pokemon right, and i'm always that me. I need a eight eight.

Eight eight eight get a five buddy six. I love what you've done to the place real life, handsome genius mogul kingpin takes his skill set to monopoly and roy hasn't been bought yet snake eyes. Next turn, though, 18 dollar reduce keys, give my doubloons man bloski. I've talked with my consulting team and we're willing to put an offer for your blue if you're willing to sell well yeah.

What's the offer we're currently looking at a price range of five hundred dollars? Uh fruit roll the dice, as i was saying, we're consulting water asap man, you know boardwalk costs 400. Well counter offer me man, i don't know what the i'm doing. Did i land on somebody's property, again jesus christ, man, hey, hey, give me that money, boy 20 dollars still not bought one of the light blues, one of the oranges, one of the yellows and one of the pinks and your turn buddy. Oh sorry, buddy oh geez, buddy, oh, they bought some water boys and we're chilling.

I got some glizzies. I got some glizzies up in the you got a glizzy man, oh yeah, that goes in here all day. Man, they're kind of old, but they're still good, but wait what kind of glitzy is it it's, the chicago glizzy or like what kind of just dead like super standard like normal number lizzie? What the is this man, like ketchup, mustard, like what are we talking about mustard greasy and brighter where's it from it's oscar wiener 7-eleven win your special? No, how do you know what it is so fast just kidding you need it you'd like to be eating gluten for like three weeks now, you, okay yeah, are you kidding me dog? Your time has come. That is a such a game.

Changer, you know dude, i'm! I'm not just gon na mortgage, it i'm mortgaging it. I don't give a is x. Winning yeah x is on all of us all right. This game is rigged.

I have no idea what the that is. Bro, don't give up shake the dice and see what the future holds for you. Basically, okay. Okay enough, a little bit of nine.

That's me again dude what the every spot man, what am i gon na be able to buy something bro. I have like no properties. Man, what are you talking about tony i'll, give you my two greens for the blue and your turn: there's an offer all right, i'll counter offer you wait. 700 for your blue, oh wow, that's not bad! I'm not selling boardwalk! I got it first.

I'm emotionally attached to it whatever he offers uh undercut with the migraine. Instead, i know that's why i'm gon na i'll do business with you, mr cow, what the upgrading, what so, what you're not gon na do with me man? How do i upgrade? I can't believe this, i'm good to watch them. I don't think i said you thought of upgrading. I don't know what the that means.

Man, it's your turn. Xqc. Oh dude yeah. She got seven, that's the last property right! Oh no! The last orange is super important.

The last yellow is super important and the last light blue wow good one. Damn get out of jail free card. That's crazy! Don't worry! I'm saving all my luck! Nice! Nice! My next roll, my next roll yep yep, that's home. My next one come on come on level, six good home.

Someone already owns this property time to pay the rent. Wait, you just choose not to pay um. No, you! You just lose the game man. What is this um? Oh, my god.

I was one away. Oh, my god, that's the electric bill. I know i was one away from that: dude the light blue, so this game is going to be a little spicier when the last time about properties, i want all the property they're, so hot and the last yellow or um light blue bubble. No, that blue's in all the moon wait.

No, not let not light blue there's only two of light: blue, oh okay, good news, there's one yellow one light blue and one pink uh purple, let's play! Does anyone want to trade with me? No, what do you want? Pokey, i don't know, make an offer i'll give you a hundred dollars for any color what their offer has been declined. Perhaps you should no bronzer, i own this man wait. What do i can? Should i mortgage? I will buy your uh railroad. No, don't don't you better get along with it.

What the up ex i mean he's been making me he's gon na have to make money with it, though. Okay, okay, okay, three hundred dollars, no wait! How do i look at the map? Wow? Oh baby? Okay, all right well buddha's in play again you can buy extra and water with that. That's insane, though, there's no, probably not for sale. Then sorry what this is all my good luck in this one watch watch watch, watch watch this is it this is it look? Look look didn't ask guys, i'm buying all railroads your last yellow.

I have it so we can start the rest of the game or make a deal with me. Okay, what do you want? Oh, i forgot. Well, whatever i'm gon na build my chances in. I promise you, if you get pink i'll, give you a wheel for it.

Well, what do you want now? What about this x? What if you got i'll, give you an orange for a yellow, yeah yeah x? What if you got orange sugar railroads 500 dollars for green 500, each all railroads? Can i buy your light blue pokey? Can i buy your light blue? No, i want to buy your light blue yeah, but i want to buy your light blue i'll, consider it god. Damn it well frank, let me uh, let me take this back to our uh. You know our team and see what the reuters ship wow yeah. Let me know, let me know, let me know we're gon na.

We have to go back and consolidate it all right. I'm buying all light blues 500 bucks, each the legend tastes like lizzie, i'm buying all light blues 600 bucks each time to find out. I'm buying all light blues right now and you're looking broke bro. It's fine! It's fine! Yo! I have an idea.

Now you have an idea, i have to pay twice since you, since you have a railroad, um, uh, uh buddha. No two doubles your income on it. I can sell you my medal. If you want it, i got ta consult my party here, one second kevin's about it all right.

I need the weight pocket buddha i'll, give you light blue for red, no tony! No, i'm so sorry, tony i'm! So sorry! Oh! I got that much to work with x. What i don't know your agreement. I don't know i consulted because you cannot have the the pure value of priorities before they've been drawn, yet they increase in value by whoever draws it the value depending on who gets it. Listen all your shut, the up, i'm trading man x, some of your green okay, some of your green, all right waiting for easy yeah.

I have to roll x some of your green okay and then wow i'll trade. You, my blue for your two greens and cash on top man, and what what do i get? You get cash man. He didn't think about that part. Get some cash.

I give you guys two sets together. I get another, the actual trade that i'm suggesting is you. Do a trade with pokey orange for yellow and then light blue for your uh railroad. Three of us end with full sets light blue for around light blue, but mine is weaker and i'm throwing it in a stronger position.

Let me consult my party here: uh, that's uh, that's gon na make sense, then ask for some money. Oh stop asking your chat just make the decision on your own. I don't know how to play this game. You want the light blue or nah.

I don't even know what that means. What is light blue? What do i have tell me the hold on hold on what was the offer pokey, you gave me your light. We have what is my utility? What color is that the black one is that, like the railroad or something? What is that yeah? I think so? Oh, that's all that's a hard uh! That's a hard uh! Okay! Let's play okay, okay, pause, champ plus champ. What is it buddha? I would sell my railroad tea for 500.00.

I really wish i knew this game because now i'm starting to understand the appeal here, all right buddha. I have a deal for you. If there's demand there will be an offer. Oh god, listen before you do this buddha.

I will trade you, the utility, that you need and cash on top for your blue all right. What is it it's? The chat. What is it it's a. I think i have a water one.

It's either a water or a railroad. It's it's one of the i'm gon na have to decline that one though man offering you up i'll, sell you about my railroads, you double your income on railroad, uh hits with it. It's water works man. Water works, uh, uh.

What what buddha wants pennsylvania? What the is going on here? No, what do you think? What do you think there's vermont the climate? This is absolute dog dog x. Nobody asked you. How do i increase the offer here? This red is a dog shiazo dog, garbanzino yeah, but nobody asked you if it wasn't going to be my entire life good is it? How do i deny this? I'm telling you we got to make something happen. Oh my god.

Yeah nobody's actually doing any trades. Oh i'm down to trade right now. Man, everybody tells me, don't want to trade with me. Man, water works.

Three ways next turn next turn. If i don't hit eight here, okay, if i hit eight, i cook all of you with my positions and i have a set uh 500 for the railroad 600. I give you the 500 500 for the railroad pokey, just put it off for 600. Do you wish to challenge that successful people see what i get here? Oh all, this, the boardwalk.

What's going on guys, your time has come? What's the challenge that bob has no challenge what she wants, she doesn't have 600 dollars to buy it. Yes, i do. Oh, my that's brown, but i need capital. Hokie wants it for success.

I need capital, you want my braille or not it's a mortgage away. What do you want? My railroad or not? I need capital investors yeah. I want your railroad i'll set the two. How much uh two and a half price, two half times two and a half times yeah, it's not up! It's not! This is what is that? What the does that mean? How much is it worth man buy for 200 at 205 x will be 500 bucks.

Oh no 300 bucks, man, 300.. So every time, every time i go see a railroad uh i'll, give you uh 25 bucks paid in pennies. Okay and i can't come, but you come to my hotel. You can pay by check or by wire transfer when you try to restore your entire mortgage up, in my account, dumb.

Okay, you got that next time. I can't understand how you're saying how's the time man, especially when i'm playing a game. I don't understand buddy i'll sit above my hotel later on, oh okay, what room? What room man? Oh? No! No! You can't afford it you're going to the lobby. Okay, we're good! Listen! Guys! I need a light blue man who who's down hooked me up here.

Maybe an offer okay i'll, give you my light blue for your black, that's brain dead and a hundred dollars dog. Again. Nobody asked do you want deals to happen or no? Okay, sorry, oh x, i'm telling you the deal is the deal with this? Let's, let's get some property going, yeah you're right, you're, right, you're right, but if i, if i hit eight here, it's over yeah mother sucker, oh that was close, yeah! Okay! Well, i don't okay, i got boring boring literally no continuing residence sleeper, boring actually seriously so boring dude three-way deal is sick. That's a good rule, i'm sick of losing that that's taxes right there, i'm just kidding your rent is due.

Thank god. It's not taxes. I'm always with a deal. If i have capital okay and to get it tony, send me give me your blue man make an offer.

No, i don't have to. I have no reason to give you my dollars. You mean you have no reason to give me. Your blue man, why not i'm trying to trade with you in the past and i gave you a good deal and you basically, i literally have what you need and you're like nah man.

Give me the blue man. Oh, you don't need the blue, i'm giving the blue to blouse chat. We could do the training desperately needs. You can use that as whatever it is he's talking about your light, blue, not the dark blue! Oh my light blue yeah, you want my light blue huh.

Yes, sir yeah i'll think about it all right, hey! Listen! What do you got to think about man i'll, throw in a yellow, kicker you're, throwing a yellow kicker which which gives you insane leverage against pokeman ever insane? That is insane leverage against pokey right. Sorry. Now, i'm starting to understand this all right how about how about this, but that doesn't really matter right now, because i'm rich as that's crazy yeah. I will give you a yellow for that light.

Blue! You don't have a yellow! Okay! That's how you're gon na build a chain deal if that's how you're gon na sell my house i'll, take it for a light break? No, absolutely there's something it if you're gon na try, if you're, if i'm gon na, give you yellow and you're gon na give it to the witch absolutely not end the turn. Sorry, the who sorry what was that next, i'm trying to figure out smash x company. That's fine all right so now, which one is it man, it's a white one to the right. Yes, that one and i want 300 bucks shown on the dice, giving you that broth, though what bro? What do you mean man? This is my offer.

Man all right. Give me the red, then man, the red for the light blue and 300 on top yeah. That's good! That's good! That's good! Insane amount of leverage against x, brother, that's good, yeah and amy's, not bridging me, because he has last night's leverage against me. So we could determine through true.

Actually that is true. We could do a three-way with us yeah all right. How do i do utility man i'll? Do the oh guys? He won't need to get enough money to build on blue because he's gon na fall on red. I don't literally go faster man right, i don't know, i think i can.

I can win with red fast enough, but they can't build fast enough and then i delivered against them later on uh. No, i want the red blue only becomes a threat, you'll never get there by the time that i bill on reddit. Are you you're going to back up with you like that? You just literally said the rest like 130 yo. This game is gon na tear apart cb and get these sets going man.

That's all i'm saying what is dm. What's the m? Let's go starts now: okay, hold up, let's see we're gon na. Do him? Okay, okay! So here's what we could do, here's what we could do: okay, okay, so a little dicky dick go goes light blue, yeah, four red! Then then, then uh anthony's goes red for red for blue. Who is he trading with and blastoise does green for red three years.

I strongly decline that wait. Why i need pokey or tony - that's not going to deal with me for a lifetime first before i didn't consider it, i will you totally have a bunch of that right. 25. Bucks right.

I would owe you 50 and if you have one more, i would owe you a hundred. If you buy my railroad, then hey blouse, you lose money. Every turn you double. You don't buy my brother every turn you wan na buy or not blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Let's do the trade man i'll. Give you i'll give you another. I ain't giving you a run for a railroad the out of here. Buddy the thing i am man, it literally says, offers reading railroad.

Bro. That's not me this! That's x2c, hey how about that fennep! It's a great! It's a great deal! That's not me! Okay! You! You made your money back on three falls. Three three people found your thing. You made everybody back.

300. 300. You have a deal, man wait. What? What wait? That's wait! Dude! That's lower, wait! Okay, but this deal is insane literally.

I ain't paying 450 for that bro! Okay, you don't get it! You three people following your property and you made your money back. You make money back. Tony i'll, buy your railroad all right i'll! Take it! Man you'll buy it. What am i giving you you buy it 450 bucks.

As mine, don't mean i'm telling you all right. I would have given you 475 trimming red man, i'm not trading the red. I would why not? What are you doing, buddy what the is going on man? What's someone trade me, the red wait, tony, did you just give your railroad to buddha? No, i didn't! No, that wasn't me that was oh, that was x, okay, okay, dude! I like, i need a trademan. I will give you the util for the light blue and 300 bucks man.

Let me consider this. I do love cat girls, i'm okay! It's your turn. Tony trade. Him the light blue for the red.

That's it light blue, for i don't know how to not listen to x he's using that to manipulate you later i'll trade. You the light blue, the light blue buddha. What you need for the single red that you have? No! That's actually a good trade um yeah. I ain't doing that.

Buddy, no reason also guys. I think we have to collectively understand that if we make property deals with eggs that are in his favor, he already has the majority, the property, so we're cucking each other. So are we all banning against x? Okay? Well, i mean i mean i'm not saying well, okay, give me that light blue. Well, you can't bend against me because i have a piece of everything, so you have to do it with me, regardless yeah he's right, um a buddha at this point, it's more beneficial for you to give me the light blue so that i give you my railroad, Because you already have two uh railroads: let's make a deal, you have a blue, i have a blue yeah voodoo doesn't want to trade us any blues, uh-huh, okay.

So what kind of deal would you be interested in that? Maybe i would be interested in the issue? Is we are both bottom feeders bottom feeders can't feed off each other, but we got ta stick together, though we got ta stick together and i'm openly doing that, but i don't know how all right. Look, you give me your blue in good faith and then i'll come back also check. I've made it. I don't pay my mortgage.

When i sell the house, it's still mortgaged, they have to pay the mortgage on it x. Everybody wants to ban against. You just know that i haven't made a decision. How much do you want for your blue i'll? Take your blue and five hundred dollars for my blue one? What the do you mean wait? Wait! My deep blue or my light blue you're, deep blue crack you're on crack for asking me too okay, you just got ta roll the right number, though, why don't you just trade me the yellow right now? What do you wan na trade, i'm gon na? Give you a set for free well, not for free, but for something.

Why are you you gave me utility shut up x? What the then i hit enter, enter yeah. Now you have to click this side. There we go. I wanted to go to the side.

What you know now, you have to click to his side: click with your mouse on his side. If you want to choose his side, stuff, yeah, all right. Look at that value, bro that is absolutely branded, shut up business. What the is this wait? What? What is this, giving you a value of 450 monopolies? Man, give me give me the blue buddy off man.

I want your red man. Let's make a deal tony. How can i help you man? I don't know how to sleep. Well, if you get the bed off of his hands, it's it's the same wow you can trade him your railroad and cash for his rent.

Oh my god, would you like to invest all right? Go ahead? Oh my god. I was muted that whole time don't think. I forgot that which comment x - okay, i mean, but i i have your sentences. Okay, but i have your set.

You know that's right. Well, i have your sentence. I have your set exactly so we could both kick each other and i win the game or we will have a chance of winning the game. Um i'll, give you a pink for uh, yellow, yellow green and five hundred dollars yeah.

Well, i enjoyed the game. Art of the deal pokey good stuff, something good is going to happen. Tony i'll, give you two railroads for that blue man. Give me your red grudge.

That's so dumb would for your blue and your railroad. Let me think about it. No because then no no man, no just straight up trading, i'm not straight up training, something that actually has value. Bro, like you, have nothing look at your property.

I have an insane name for your intended for you. I give you yellow and green for red, which gives you instant leverage against both pokey and blastoise. You control both of them with that, but you want him to set you're giving this set. Give me a mistake, i'm about to give him a second cause he's the only i want to make a deal with me.

Man i'll make a deal i'll, make a deal rudolph i'll make a deal with you. What do you want from me? Everybody? I thought about that. What do you want from me? Man? Look at me, your two greens bro, for what or i'll give you two railroads and a light blue yeah buddha. It's not that i don't want to do a deal with you.

It's like like what you know what you know, what you know. What buddy you got a deal. Man you said: blue, the blue and the you pill for the red. Wait black you're, like wow.

We can do this railroad for the red yeah pokey. What do you want to do? Yeah? That's my that's my util! Okay! You give me railroads wait. What do you want from me, hypothetically um? The problem is i wan na either complete green or orange um, but, like you could also complete orange yeah, the util? I could also complete okay, i could give you maybe orange you give me railroad and blue they orange. So, whatever deal you make with him that in bad things, i'm not going to be the best yeah yeah yeah, but yeah your two pinks and your yellow man fair enough sure.

Why not do it both pinks, oh you're, giving him a set? That's why wait? But then buddha, what are we gon na? Do we'll talk later, pokey come to the executive decision that probably gon na be getting in my last night, actually yeah, because you've made no deals with me. I was trying to help you out with you and everything man. You went happy back you since you gave me one set. I'm gon na give you two two end of sets.

Give me a kicker yeah tony make a deal with me and i'll. Give you the i'll, get you the uh. I want this one kicker, it's a game-changer, it's a game, changer pinks, all right uh! I got ta see that the board again i'm gon na - have to take a second and the yellow is what you want. What a fat kicker! I i i i need a cash and i hate a cash kicker, because that's two i'll give you guys give me your cash sugar man i'll, give you greens and orange for the blue, or if you want the blue yeah, offer me something for it, but so You're gon na tell me about cash cooker x.

That's telling me, you should have probably got greens and the orange for my dark blue everybody. Does man yo i'll? Do this bro? No! No tony! I think the thing is: don't open the tray. You know there's something in mine. I don't think otherwise you're going to think forever.

Yeah close this, let's go into class. We already had something in mind, but he just went back tony tony. I i need you to get something that other people want. First is the best end this and come up with a deal and then do it whenever you guys are ready.

Man see you thinking about this right, you're thinking the way that buddhists are thinking. You have two things that everybody wants for something that he doesn't care about. That's what i'm offering you, but now you're, adding a cash sticker. Well, because i need cash, i'm giving you two keys to end the game right, we're gon na orange, green and i'll.

Give you the pink okay, listen. The pink is worth less than all your it's worth, half of yellow you're, getting an insane deal for one for one, and you want to do it. Then it's absolutely no x! How about this talk yeah, but you called tell me what you want for the green, including cash and i'll, throw in cash plus some stuff for the green uh, so say one more time. Look at what i have x x.

Tell me what you want: two pinks yellow for red 500 bucks. That's the only that's the only amount of cash 500 final offer six, i'm doing six man take it or leave it. Don't you need an unmortgage first nope um wow play your turn. Man.

If there's no deal on the table come on it's on my turn, but then would you be good, tony tony and your turn all right. Can i make a trade wow? You got to have a chat on the table, though okay wow, the blue, for two green. That's red is strong as feels that brother honey. I was trying to help you out so hard now, you're man, i feel bad.

Yes, i was bro. I really was well. What were you doing? That was helping me out man, i literally was telling you. I don't have leverage against x and i want leverage against him, so you want my pink.

I want your pink and i'll trade you, the orange for it. That way, you have two orange no cause red would rather trade for a set in a set red 550. Well, but neither of us neither of us, are getting light blue. I ain't giving you the light blue, i'm giving you five hundred and they're better than just gon na, take it or leave man.

No, i just want leverage over x i'll, probably do a trade with them. Eventually you're right, but, like i don't wan na, do it right away dude they have to do this money way better like what the am i doing right now. Give me five. Fifty then 550, i'm doing 500 bro.

I want your pinks only penguin only things then, because look just look at the value. Look at that look at the value! Look at that! Oh you got it! No! No! No! No! No! No! I don't give a bro you! You want this, that's all you're, getting my man, i had the money, you didn't have the money, i didn't add x, i'll trade. You i got ta. Do that all over again for yellow shirt.

We could try it. Why not trading is wait, wait, but no not at one anymore, because i'm training her paying for yellow i'm not getting. I don't anymore, just and then she's giving me paper, yellow, giving you pink or yellow yeah she's. How about this instead of the light blue, because i actually do need it i'll give you two railroads bro sure why not go ahead i'll get people not for the police enter there.

Click on turn off yeah now go to them i'll, throw the whole game. Yeah! You're, going now give me yeah, nobody wants to make deals with me every reasonable deal. Everybody wants to automatically deny something. This is actually a good deal.

Please don't do it actually 1k for five? Don't do it? Don't do not you're throwing the game is telling you. It's throwing yeah hey. This is what happens guys. Nobody wants to make a reasonable deal with me.

No, no, no, don't and then there's somebody trying to make money like a reasonable deal. So you make the shittiest deal with the person who's already ahead, you're throwing okay! You had a sweetie with me for two rounds. You said no, this guy now yeah he's down on more digit, and you said no. I can't afford a hundred dollars now now pokey.

I will give you yes, the two pinks for your two yellows wow. That's actually that's not bad, not bad at all. Actually, no i'll take the yellow for a pink now they're gon na start i'll. Give you they're gon na start destruct, as i you're going to give me 200 on top, then no, no, that's not how it works.

One more kitchen is a hundred and fifty dollars. Well, you know. Sometimes you got ta pay to make. You know big big moves.

Yep money moves tony at this point you and i just need to band together. Listen! Well, you give me okay, you're two greens, and i give you my blue right right buddha. You have the money for this. I really don't look at me right.

Look at me. Okay. This is the 400 andy like what like what the last second, which made me, have to go big dick on x. He pulled out because you gave him an offer.

Pokey you gave him the offer made my deal fall through because i had to use the out of that deal. I had to now i control the yellows and the pinks. You need pokey. Remember that please i control them.

Thank you, wow. How about this i'll? Give you the blue for the two greens and the railroad that you have? No! No! No, if anything, if anything like, i need more from that deal, i'm giving you a blue bro, i'm giving you a powerhouse man it. No one like it's like the least landed on sets is the place yeah, but if it lands on it, this is looking at wicked, though everybody knows that really yeah, it all comes down to chance. This is my fault.

I mean amazing. I think this. This would make the game interesting i'll. Do it all it wasn't it wasn't that smart though tony we kind of have to do a deal, because it's like we're either way.

Oh you're, all coming to your head now, you're all lined up. Oh, my god, the railroads tony yes, two railroads, but that live blue. My man think about it. Two railroads, you don't have railroads anymore buddha, you traded them away or sorry about the railroads, the uh yeah.

What's the other thing utilities, the utility yeah? You have to double back on that one doubling back, i'm gon na think about that for a second uh. What are we doing here? Tony guys, three houses, it's the heartbeat, so two houses, it's really bad, oh the offer. How is this is a hype for peaking and i'm not gon na be swi put three on both at the bottom, but it has to pay off at least one two one. I think for me and you uh, because we actually do need to work together.

Well, i'm thinking i'm thinking, i give you the blue right for two greens and then you also give me the uh utility that you have the railroad yeah, i'm not getting it yeah one person out of all three that are coming in. Can you cash on top too, because you have a lot of cash yeah? I could do that because because then we could take again hotels and next round they come through like arrow down once yes, i click on him. No, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! You click on yourself, man. Oh, you want money from him.

Yeah yeah, yeah i'll, do like 200 right i'll do like 200 hold on bob. I said i don't know what you said. 200 click enter yeah, oh my god, making deals. Pog enter enter click enter.

You do 301 because you're done yeah uh deal space bar holy big deal yeah. I just remember: i'm the king of statistical anomalies, just wait. Let's go wow all right, i'm by the way, because i'm never gon na give you that green uh. I don't know wow, hey blah blah blah blah blah when you, when you have 2k i'll, give it to you for 2k.

Okay. Where do i go to my properties and turn and turn wait? I don't want to end turn x, i'll, give you my railroad for the. What do you do here? Um and some money give me 20 bucks with that? No, no! No! No! No! Well! I want to do uh. I want to build houses on this.

It's 200 bucks for a house there's anything that makes so. That means that she loses money now that you know we've established that we're business partners here i need you to do me, a favor, okay, sure. What is it i'll give you, the brown and my util or you're green okay green is worth two. No cash straight offer bro i'll, give it i'll give you cash i'll.

Give you cash for your green one is insane value now, because it's last big property. Okay, brown, brown, util i'll, give you 300 bucks. Brown is so bad. Oh here it comes, here comes no, it's not.

She just pass it down. Plus i. I went crazy for a reason. Okay brown is so bad.

We didn't even finish the set after, like eight turns hey. This is nice we're business partners here i give you a juiced up deal. You know what i'm saying like. That's all, i'm asking buddha think about come on.

Come on come on what you would trade me for the light blue and we'll talk when it's my turn think about what i would trade you for the light: blue, okay, yeah, okay, all right, yo, actually, you're, good you're good, but uh. Give me like an xqc type of deal, not like a pokey blower. I need. I need your green.

I need your green right. Are you willing to make a deal with that? I want 900 bucks, for it plus go a little bit cheaper on the cash. Maybe not by a lot, but maybe a little bit eight hundred plus over there. I can't do that x.

I can't hold this. I can't do this one tournament things will fit. Things will do something. That's right now how about railroad 600..

Wait! One turn! Yes! Yes, in one turn, you want me to roll yes, yes, yes, one turn. Yes guys, he will never be able to build a green because, oh there's still red is gon na them up, because it's gon na it's gon na them over red will just destroy them. They will never be able to build it, so who cares if they get a set? They can't build and turn please and turn yeah okay. This is this is this is where the game plays right here.

Let's roll, the dice is red. Gon na go hardy on a two, a four or five or not oh, i wouldn't build you can build after you roll by the way. I would i would wait if i were you, i'm just saying yo you can build after you roll. If you follow my red, you got to sell the house, you know right, i'm not sure your red's paying right now, uh 700 x, oh okay! If he gets a two or four or even a five uh, he loses his houses.

Let's play your mother sucker! Okay, one passes through. You must pay this player. Oh you're, not you're, not on the right property shift shift to build. Okay, you have to go one one.

One one left shift left shift. Then yeah shift. What left shift now now go? Do it again shift? Go? Let right yeah now do it again. I see yes yo you're soon gon na have not enough money to buy the light blue for me.

Okay, it's actually funny. You need a light blue right, bruise. All right, i could solve it. I have a lot of capital in there.

Next, listen to me honestly, it looks like i will give you these other, like the browns. Just do me a favor man. I give you a juiced up, offer give me your greens. I might lose you next turn.

I can afford it. My thing is: pokey is like what are you trying to offer or what do you? What do you want for it i'll give you the light blue for your util and some good money? Oh hey! Oh my god, you're lined up! You are my number five seven, eight five, seven eight go to our consulting team: five, seven, eight! I needed tony to land on my dude, so that was a quick response from our consulting team, which is unusual and we've got a uh, a solid uh negative. On that one pokey i apologize: okay, five, seven or eight honey. Your consultants are causing you to use the game.

I hope you understand guys. That's pretty good. I don't know what to tell you man for what yeah that's it from the royalties i bought it for 450.. Can the person whose turn it is be able to talk i'll, give you the brown for the light blue? That's all! I can offer okay i'll do all this.