Oh I say no Okay here we go. IP I Already know what he's going to say this whole time like I already know what TR is going to be saying in the next like 10 minutes he he's be talking abouts wait is it IP or local IP I put it in he talking about paper clips I'm telling you is it IP or local IP uh server Hey brother What? it's the one. it's the top one. the local one doesn't matter what the is gay frog I don't know it was mean why do I need a account password I'm already in the game Password of the game Password of the game you make it yourself game game bro.

wait I I make it myself Yeah you can make it like train user and then like train password like it's literally all right I'm going give a buck I'm getting tired of your I clicked add let see my cousin he was abandoned. he was uh shot in the leg. oh well I'm looking for uh okay um I'm going to be honest with you guys I clicked all the stuff you to click now I'm in some server Workshop items thing. uh yeah yeah you have to uh download all the mods Yeah, all of them one by one.

No, just sayit install all There's no install. There's install and disconnect install. Hey just click install. Yeah but it's making me subscri guys.

Okay listen so bloody question can I ask you a question? Yeah in the server Workshop items have I accidentally highlighted all this. not subscribe things or do they make those blue look idiots? uh they make those uh oh my God oh my God have I highlighted it and I can't unclick it. It's really pissing me off or is it just blue? um it's blue but then you click it and it and it downloads Okay install poke I I can drink soda my god Oh I'm so triggered already Hello chat I Love you very much. Is this the game where you like make kitchen food and serve the customers or something and then it gets to the next level and you have more customers to serve.

Is that what this is? what? yeah what? he thinks this is over cooked or whatever. What can I exess stream I don't know what the he's doing. that's play I'm I'm getting water so I can use the bottles to put gas in it. oh you know what this game's Vibes remind me of what have you played Bully? No? actually yeah like Bully vibes okay poke I think we go get the car I'm going to fill all the bottles up for the gas.

See that gas gas gas I have three bottle of gas now I'm loaded. Wait you have gas. Yes it's l little already. Okay I'm looking for a car.

Wild Guys mobile. All of these. That's disgusting. Yeah it takes a little bit of time Rong like two like three minutes.

Holy 41 months. Try Hard Seven. Who's that? The house is under. Where are you Ji hi how's it going? My name's wlly gar oh not this again.

This is a RP server. What's going on? Uh, kind of. You're going to get kicked and wait if you don't do what what gets kicked. we're rping bro.

Okay guys I Want I I Want to get a clean play through where we actually do something productive today? All right so everybody Focus up You're joking right? Absolute garbage I Found a van. Okay, is it is. It. Is it.

Open. It's a truck. I'm see right now where parking lot where we were. there's a tool box on the floor too.

What's the objective? What should I be doing in here? Do I Lose. Survive. Don't survive. Do Not Do.

Don't do. It's like super incredibly real life survival. Yeah. so like you know if you're going to if you're going to like go into like a window or something and there's broken glass like you got to get rid of the broken glass before you can go through it and stuff you know I like that guys.

What? it's driving. No shot where I'm drive to the spawn I'm G drive to the Spawn all well I just got ag ag ag F I got AG I just ran over like 10 zombies I'm just Lo that's me. That's where I was at I'm coming back Oh my, we have a car bro Stop Parking Bro xqc l poke Why don't we go away guys I need help it say it says select occupation and traits. Um just just random.

but make sure you don't get anything bad. Okay, just random. but make sure I don't get anything bad. Thank you thank you sh.

They're coming all right. Get out, get out Poke it's you. It's you. You're talking in game for some reason tring to drive Jessie Poke Guys uh professions? uh I do I did like yo Can you run them over before I run you over like what are you doing? Are you smoking I want to get in? Should I be a police officer? Should I What should I be here? Yeah good.

give it up. you do like it just depends whatever you want to do in the world. you just like you want to be a handyman. You want to be a chef I Feel like we're damaging the car back I mean this guy is broken already.

it's already invented. it's GG Jesse Just wait bro. it's fine I I Don't want to get random. run him the over.

He has all the loot. Yeah that one has the loot. Finally stop the car I'm going to get out I I I Found my profession. Holy Is homeless any good? This all benefits and non benefits.

Yeah. I'm going homeless and it says three forging and scavenger. That's what I want to do. There you go.

Is it good though? I Don't want to us I mean everything can be good. You just go down whatever route you want to do. There's no oh my God This guy has so much on him. Why is he so like? There's so much.

How many how many Traes can I add how many Tra I told you already I told you already earlier. Isn't this your body from before? Yes no way. The mask with the mask. it's the old John Tennessee Guys Guys guys guys, can we not wait? Mohammad's car.

uh a keys. You can find the keys. chat. Finally play some board.

No freaking Way open up the back. Who cares they forgot about Yellowstone Mong How I open up the backing bangal cleaning liquid cers I Feel it coming baby I feel it coming I Want to remove this t-shirt m in Discord okay train. you know how to get in here right? bro I Want to take the garbage ass shirt I'm wearing right now hello xqc What up bro I have a heavy load I'm going to put in the car okay heard that yo I don't want to do push the talk so I'm just putc will we ever get to see the AI xqc again? Where did he go? That was good. content xqc I'm going put in the back.

okay how did you get it I'm putting the gun in there. Okay so don't break the car please. Uh okay. we should be good right? y look at the floor behind us.

Oh my god. like I now want to pick it up? You guys ready to do something? or what do you guys? L all the zombies? Yes there you go I'm thinking we thinking we kind of just get out of town. Yeah that's what I'm saying too go to like a city or something, go to like some hype. Do we have enough gas? This is very low on gas this vehicular.

oh no I know I have gas. Let let me boot it up. Fill up the gay house, fill up the gay house, fill up the gay house last Dono you failed I don't know how to gas SE is ready for takeoff. the noise typically mes shabalaba bing bang shabalaba bing bang cream guys Me nails the hood.

the hood is at 11% son of a well I just put gas in it so let's go. come on, get in, wait, hold on, hold on. We have a friend coming to other Town nearby I Don't know much about cars. okay but I know where we can get some books about cars.

Oh my, this game is so elaborate. What the do? We have enough spice for everybody. Where are you going yo go next to the Gas Pump and we could pump it Okay move. What the hell? TR you coming or what? Stop Stop please stop please.

right? Magnifying glass left. Magnifying glass right. Magnifying glass. Oh it's pumping.

Wait this is slower than real life. Is it getting filled up? I Feel it coming I feel it coming I feel it coming I feel it coming yo this is taking forever I just heard some zombies yo TR you coming or not? he cannot hear you. Why is that human Bend from Futor on com yeah I'm coming I'm just uh yo I have bad news I think this is a two-seater only guys I'm uh what's it called I'm getting my my uh your heart right and you can exercise. You can get your strength I'm ready.

Want to SP next Now get in the game. Have a two seater all right? let me get some water I'm thirsty as fud you right now. Listen, try to get this car over here bro. the keys you found keys right? Uh yeah, but it's from Muhammad yeah maybe there's a key over here for Muhammad Should I drive around and look for a car.

Uh, show me all right I'm me What? I'm going drive around and look for a car, another car cuz this is a two-seater You're joking I loaded the back with loots in there Mohammad's given Keys Mohammad's given Keys what are I supposed to do with that for? Okay so I fill up my bag so that um I can chat am I able to move better with that? No friends sad oh a backpack he says nothing then um please don't I'm not in the move for that right now. Oh my God wait maybe this his car chat vehicle name Wick Wag oh all right man I Wasai chat this is over I'm dead already I'm I'm done with the game. That's it. GG cuz I need to get gas right? Wait where am I wait? what the that's good right? Oh my God let don't don't give a flying holl and do it if I messed up.

All that matters is that we get to the bunkers before wait. Alex I know you can hear this Run chat is that CR or F chat xq is finally playing the game you asked for but you forgot about Yellowstone chat we forgot about Yellowstone 2core hours uncore later you're all now brething manually. Wake up Chad Wake up now. So annoying.

time for an ordinary Deno Just kidding I Feel it coming I feel it coming I feel it coming. stay down you. That's right. Okay oh my.

God seven bottles of gas I'm a rich Wa that's a game changer. No we no you Morana the right way I'm just dodging the zombies on the road. called being a five header for wa hey brother no way that my new ride. It's a sweet ride.

Yes sir yo! We have to find my uh, my father's body. Something going on with the engine right now. Hey what the are you doing? Wait up wait up. let me in there.

It's a four door so you all right go pick up what's his name? a new guy Success! Oh the van is full of gear. pick it back, pick it back up or not yo go up to the road that we we went up to First with train. no not with train. um the first time we played up that up that this thing keeps saing he went up there trained in I don't know if you're talking I can't hear you bro.

what? Where's train at this way up the road here? yeah he's up this way. he's up this way. how do you upshift, don't kill him. let s him right there.

that's hey partner, you need a ride e e e somebody drive okay because I have bad driving skills. Oh good driving. Let's go boys. let's get out of here.

Where should we go? Should we go north or we got to figure out where do we want to go? Send it right? I'm thinking we get somewhere safe and collect our thoughts or something. Wait, people have been through here and have killed zombies. Hey I have an idea. How about you drive properly? You wad I work.

Drive through this just dodged them. brush them properly. What are you doing? You're the worst driver of all time. This is just a disaster.

No, we can't hear you I don't even know what's happening right now. What the are you doing? Just go in the middle. Dude, it wouldn't fit there. Yes, it does.

It's It's a perspect bro. Look at the lane. the yellow Lane is a car. Oh my God.

Xqc without a driving license. The last thing that you want is for Xqc to drive for you in Project Zomo. That's right. Xcc will drive off the road and crash.

My juicer has no license. my drive you driving than me. Actually the car's faster. when when you drive it.

are you good? Can you hear me in? A or not? Yeah. Broken I Hear you? what's going on Dude? I'm kidding of course I hear you? You're talking dude. Should we check out the van or no? Uh no. keep going.

It should be a left turn here. Be careful. xqc poers on my bandage. yeah it's disgusting I'm infected.

What a joke. Battery's dead I a G oh it is. Oh we're good. We're good.

good driving I like that. how do I disinfect my wound I can't loot yeah Lo that L that Lo that everybody out. It's very big guys's a lot ofes that turn me on. Number one.

AO Sean There's a dog on the riding lawnmower cutting the. if said correctly, it gets the juices pumping and a chat spam of a dog magically driving a lawnmower. xqcl I'm lagging my bra. we just going to make it inside somewhere.

you know? Yes and we're good. A good area that's a motel that's poor so we skip the whole town. then it I mean what? Graduated yesterday? Typ yeah but I mean so then then should we just die then like I we'll have to do something right next little spot where less zombies? maybe there's always zombies I'm down to find a good spot. Hold on.

Oh oh this is good. everybody out what? I mean it's a good spot, has very nice house. then we can loot them like I don't you can't even make that. You can't make that up.

This car is it's dead. It's over Bro you're cutting out. We're cutting out on Discord Really you get to cutting out really hard if you're talking. no I'm about to get out I'm panicking right now.

Don't worry, we're fine. but I one we have to do something we can't just get be in the car for all day. the Barb wies are make it so I actually cannot there. This fence is a I mean I don't know what we're doing I just don't know what we done.

Okay I'm out. Is this this little fence bro. It was hardest F ever. Yeah, it's it's a rich house.

It's a rich. we need to loot those. It's a massive Mansion Bro Just get ready. Get ready.

Okay ready. This is a really poor spot. but okay. high school students aware where you pick the little L pick the most dog SP of all time I Locked the door.

Get in. Get it. get in. it's over right here in the window.

Come on in. Get Out The Window Guys I'm so tired of this to be honest. I mean you were infected No Fu way and I'm dead. Nice nice over what are what are you doing? What the are you doing? what is your problem you dumb I'm de all this is.

This is actually unplayable. Legit Me: unplayable for guys I don't understand am I too faded than a ho right now or is train not on voice chat or ex There's No Loot something I'm dead. this is over three bandages I'm I'm a Fu I I dude can I can I pray for like good luck or something or not oh wow they they oh I mean this is over. This one is over.

What a a thing for Based on my intellectual capacity and my vast knowledge tactically and tentatively, right from the beginning of times, especially in the light of Ecclesiastes Evolution I have come to a concrete, definite and profound conclusion that I actually have nothing to say. 39 months Park Can I get a Welcome to the Jungle King xqc I'll give you a rundown of the problem. The problem is is that some guy took the car and decided to turn his brain. This is because entirely EDC This last week and got married was in the car 31 month swo 35 months.

Can I get a Welcome to the Jungle xqcl yo he's going to put the shoes on like what? What? you just put the car you way holy what am I oh my God I fit holy where are you X Where are you SL What bro, what the is this game yo Why' you run me over my in-game V doesn't work bro you ran me the over brother brother First of all, brother I was killing the zombies. okay the car was doing 1 mph I didn't know what I was doing broke my leg Is that again my bad Oh I that's all I want to hear I I want I want to hear sorry I'm good. It's all love baby. It's all love.

My bad All right CH it's the only way I can look around brother I just can't get the voice to work bro I I I Hit: apply for p to talk I had apply for everything. it just doesn't work and then my character was stuck permanently crouched. disgusting Hi X My man I Heard zombies produce the liquid form of the black rock that stops the 5G Rays I Want to drink some more of it? Hello Anyone out here who drank all of my shungite milk dot? it was you Nails Nails Nails Please tell me this is an old game. It's kind of old.

It's not that old. I'm I hope it's like 1999 I Really hope it is. Otherwise I'm going to be very triggered bro. it's like from last year.

Holy I'm triggered. More keybinds and options than World of Warcraft Oh my. God Well I just found the mother load. actual good loot.

Why you to put that in my hands? Dead rat, dead rat. Well here you guys I Hear you? Okay, wait, he's got ice. bro. he's got ice.

He us hello. Is anyone out there? Hey sup bruh. Hey look at me bro. I'm dripped out bro.

Look at me. Look at that. See that straight up straight up straight up oh my. God A Survivor we haven't seen a Survivor Forever my gay companion.

how are you doing up 20 years? wait? you look a lot like like me. Oh you look like a he come here all right key. What could that key do? Key to the house Boo and mute your inner self brother. Nobody's asking.

All right, uh, cooking pot and we need some of that or not I mean that might be good for cooking. Can you move a little bit? You're incorporating me I got a meat Claver cuz you stole it. we got a C we we got a couple ZB P that as my we need we need a SC look at my knife. it's beautiful.

Wow hey I heard a sound of a bite that they would happen to infected you right? I'm just going to say it I love you and every time I see your Pfp or Discord status change into something that doesn't match mine it breaks my heart I just got bit so when I see you talking or hanging out with other people I get jealous because the truth is I want you what I don't know what. sorry about that I got shot before I was born. that's quite unlucky pal. I don't think I can help you with that Hey listen how about we? um well didn't we l this yesterday or not? me a spy with a knife.

What mean they make a spire? Go ahead and back up I can take care of them. no don't do that. you're going to hurt yourself pal. no I can just remove this broken glass.

look now I can go. Oh wow okay the only thing is it makes noise when you get oh my God got bit I'm bet I'm B All right I'm going to have to leave you here Tennessee I have a life ahead of me a What? What? are you stupid I wonder how zombie would feel? no deviant? Oh we got some Grand crackers in here. some what? Grand crackers. How long is it to read a book to be mechanic? about uh, five seconds or so.

This could take hours. You know what you can do though. if you think hard enough on the left side of your eyeball and you see your heart deep inside on the left side of your eyeball, you could actually exercise. And by exercising, you can actually increase your stats.

And when I mean stats I mean your physical appearance. All right. I'm give it a B all read all that. Heard that all right later.

let's go. let's move. We got to move. We got to move I Think we should move out but where we going now? Maybe we should find our friends.

Yeah maybe getting head from a zombie must feel CR zag bounce on this uh I can't I can't do this cool I'm thinking and we go to a nice city we find a nice Barrack or something. Are you bit scared the oh Goku I wanted to ask you something. where are you and I'm so sorry I cannot sleep I cannot dream T guys got a gun. Strange dark creep.

so haunting every time and as I stare I counted. Oh really, does the van work? It looks like it? Where are you okay I need to get some food cereal I'm pretty hungry and I'm thirsty C A for auto cloes? What? I'm thirsty I'm hungry and I think we should move out of here and go to a city now. Hey Listen if I can transfer guys. listen to me transfer the gas to this car.

We can get out of here. transfer gas. How do we? we need to go suck on it? Is there a way we could you have a gas canister? Yeah yeah yeah. I got bottles here I'm drinking them right now.

You can do that. Siph in some No. No. I got bottles.

I'm that I'm drinking and we can go suck on on the thing and we can put it back in. Is it the two seater though? I Just ate a whole ass onion. Let's go. let's go.

let's go. let's go me off an onion. Yeah um. come through.

come through. we need to go some gas. let's go. Want a mission? I think where we? there's one here.

Oh you all right pal? Yeah just my mouth's a little dry right now I'm really thirsty. drink some water man. Alo come here bleach your here man. did you do it? It didn't do.

Yeah now we're really twin. not really. Didn't change anything. A map of Louisville I Don't know what the hell you heard a car leave and not say anything you said we're looking for gas for I Got gas I got gas I got gas.

Come here I got gas. Come here. Come here if we get in here then we can take this. Take the other car.

hello hey yeah over here. How you doing brother hey how's it going? Not too bad Over here. let's go Finally Oh my God's my name's Nester Davidson Nice to meet you brother. Nice to meet you pal Hey Listen I got gas? You ready to go or what? Whoa visiting Sunny Los Angeles again I See that car you stole is Casey's him am I right? Casey Yeah okay.

listen two of you stay here. Someone with the gas. come here so we can get the car and then we'll come back here with other car. It's done.

No has alive I got that gas. You know what? I'm saying gas here I got that sister oh I can C all that like this? It's kind sick you hear someone inance I can't hear like that. that's really good. Hop out of the car right now brother.

Now what what? you know? you got to get in here ourselves seater vehicle I'm a real bad driver I can't do that. Okay I'll go with you. Get in here so I can get the other goddamn car Nice Jent Pal I Love you Buttercup said I know this must of a surprise to you since all I've ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you. But I have loved you for several hours now and every second more s from the G.

I no I don't have to Buster I have gas in my pockets. Put it in goddamn vehicle right now it won't let me in I don't think this is a four seater. Oh we have two two cars. We can do two cars.

so I need I can't believe it man. I I'm I'm over it dude. you're in. you're infected.

I know cure down to the I'm up skit so ASO knows. get a grip grip this all gas. Let's go I'm infected. go back to where we were before this way right here.

Yes I do here. let me drop right here for thanks for the streams. xq l just looking like a for SE inste of a G or what Godamn so dumb hello chat and de Q see I Just finished my shift at McDonald's as I was leaving I noticed the handsome man eating an apple. He looked at me and stopped chewing.

I I noticed I had no pants on who was the creature? What type of apple was it? Hey Nails shall we smile? Oh yeah, how the am I I'm dead guys I'm dead. Kill me I Just noga. Die goddamn right I know exactly where you oh my God loser. Stay away from my husband.

Hey don't take my loot. That's my loot. give hey Felix Thanks for the guys. Somebody help me out I'm trying to F guys.

come onra again again. all my homies hate tea series. Anyways can I get a Bre a a brist no Two 77 Setian 700 This game looks like it came out of the 2009 flashier. You figure this out.

Yeah, you're freaking brain. it's fueling pal. it's fueling. Give it a chiller, give it a chiller, give it a chiller.

All right everybody in we got to go. let's go. let's go. let's go every in get inop forward.

everybody in everybody in everybody in I mean I don't even bro what are these SK so do knows all of them are absolute bugging I mean the last time it's been a time last the time on last time there was a last time but the time it was like the time last time I remember last time like the last time all time the last time husband died hello a lot of blood right there I'm not too sure what that is. you need to B there jaap he's not even dead I I I I'm going to panic goodbye a bite out of you like a goddamn Oreo Jesse you buffoon. Hey what's going on everybody? Can you come in my car please? Yeah sure. Nice to meet you son of a I'm bitten now.

Thank you. Just go go man Go man gas keep me How are you not in the car yet Jesus cuz he keeps hitting me what is going on Did I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in I need the bandage I'm dying now dude this is pissing me the off. Go Go go hit the road. the car is l dead car it's locked.

it's locked. Go Go Go going here. I'm following you. You go What? after I'm bid I've been bid as well.

If I'm bid is it over son of a I think we still have a chance if we find the medicine, hey tell you what? How about you feed me some uh I'll get some vitamins? How about that? Yeah we can go ahead and find ourself some of the I got a big old broken bone in my leg and I got a big bite mark inside of my I'm hungry I'm hungry hey how about you? um you open a k of you feed it to me? How about that? uh let me look in here around here see if I have anything I'll put it I'll put in here. don't have any food in here. we have. yeah open her and and thing Che the glove box.

are you dumb you? This just spilled the siip ball over my stupid lap. You see it's DN it's de I don't know what that is DN what is that? Is that a gamer term? How about you shut the up out Hey I put the tomato soup in the middle console I drank half of it. Well, half of it. SP You stole some from me.

No. remember when the freaking truck hit us, it hit me man. I Can smell tomato on your lips pal I might have taken a sip because I didn't want any of it to wa it spilled all over my hands and my lap. What am I going to do? Just wipe it on a napkin Fe It to me I got a little bit left on my arm.

If you want to lick it off, don't temp me restaurant, my house n let's not do that. Let's not. let's not. let's not keep going.

he said come back I heard him what happened I might not make it dude. Get in. Get in. get in upstair upstairs.

now. lock it's lock. It's locked. It's lock.

It's locked. It's lock. We're good. The God damn alarm's where's our friend.

Wait a minute I Only see one two three of us get upstairs and hide you stupid Fu What the we're up here. We're up here. What is he doing? You need to come to come in. Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my.

We need to jump out the window. We need to jump out the window. Shoot the window. Shoot the window.

My legs are broken. My legs are broken. Back to the car, back to the car I Know Ed them. What's your name? Oh well.

hello. hey, how's it going guys? I'm new to the city I Never quite seen this here. Are you all right? I Got a holster, smoke a whole bunch of weed. All right? Um, well.

that's a good start. Once there was a little boy named Timmy. One day Timmy had gone missing. As time went on, days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months.

Years had passed and Timmy was never found. But one day he appeared. People could only say secret Vault door. What does that go to is that rare? So you guys know the most.

You know the most efficient way to, uh, take out these Eers right? Um, no. So what you do right is you push them onto the floor. then you get your stance out getting ready to attack them. That's what I've been doing right over their head.

You hover over their head though. Yeah. I've been doing that. You doesn't look like your accuracy looks like.

How about you quit being so judgmental for a minute? How about that? I got a belly button ring I Need that? Oh my. God I'm so tired I'm TI it's like I'm not even tired having a headache. Hey, how's it going? Another: it's like I had the craziest dream. It was the weirdest thing ever.

I was sitting there dreaming and I was in a blue truck or I was a big white truck and I lost my friends and suddenly somehow I ended up with 1500 zombies around me that ate me. But I woke up just now and I'm here and we're all safe. So it was a terrible dream. Tell you what? I had a similar dream except I was going around with three people that are very restarted.

It was a nightmare anyway. I never heard of that word. Do you mean no? He means we're retired I See retired. That makes sense to me Brother: sorry about that.

All right now I think we should get us a car. How about that? I got a mohawk cuz I was trying to stand out. Hey back up. back up.

Okay, let's get a car H Shall we? We shall Brother: Let's do it right here. What induct Dynasty are you wearing Brother: I'm I'm a park ranger third rank Corporal General Back up. Thank you for your service sir. You got it.

Go to. um go hey hey, quit that Oh my. God press press B What about it? So I don't know. you know you can build still I'm going give it a but I I I've got a headache I I'm might go in diner and take a nap.

All right JJ's guys, what's that? What does that mean? What does that mean GG's it means goodbye all I I Braw Braw Looks like we're freaking snuggling right now. Get over you little Br. Sit down. I Saw the way you look at my sister.

Is that so huh? I saw the way you looked at you you Hills Have Eyes Looking Sit down. Sit down. You think this is trailer par boys? Boy this ain't that. It's a whole different Series Right here.

boy. Sit down. Yeah Oh yeah. take that.

yeah. what the hello brother. you're dead pal. What happened to him? Okay chat.

I think tomorrow we'll do like a play or something like that. I'm say goodbye first yo thank I have a bit of headache I'm TR to think a bit over Rusty BR My game crashed the weirdest ever See man it was fun. Yeah it was fun man. thanks for playing man.

Thanks for playing guys. Thanks for hang out man. Yeah it was fun brother. we'll play soon.

Yeah yeah for sure I Enjoyed I Had long day I did M show and add some stuff in the morning. So I've been up for like 15 hours.