Okay, now we have FPS counter on what it looks. So why do they look so bad today? I think it's every day. whatever my name is Noah I'm a 28 year old male from the Midwest and no one's name is. but I hope my story can be a lesson.

Let me be when I was 18. I Remember it didn't like yesterday as a trauma dictated the majority of my life. huh? A little background that my dad was a realtor at my my I almost always became friends with his clients when they came home and pitched me a small job over the weekend one of his old clients was going on for a few days. You mean somebody to trusted could watch over his house Now worked as a coup at the local Meat Company Uh, my dad told me would pay me a hundred dollars to watch the house for some basic chores I did the offer at the end I think it's just to go on the weekend now.

besides I thought I could use the time to get my score done. plus I wasn't picky where the pocket money came from and that drove the house. Yeah, I will I will lower the cam size girl uh cam girl a size uh camera. but you need to settle down and stop sucking as a cam girl sized camera.

Wait a minute wait. Check. Is this the same developer as the other game? It's the same looking room. Aha or recycling Andy It's like this.

like the back rooms of uh laundromats. What's Happening Here Wait, drugs? wait. What about the house? Though it's not a house, it's a laundromat. Okay A Little budget bleach.

What? What did you put it there? What is this place? Where are you? What? Where is bleach? I need bleach? Uh I don't talk about I mean bleach. Okay, okay, chill. Noah Noah Nap time's over. We're here.

We're here. You said I could do this. Look up now. Look up.

Noah Wake up foreign. I Got this the keys. This should be under the fake rock gun. He said it's in the backyard.

Uh, it's like, um, uh. locked and don't open the door for anyone. you get your ass to work I Hope I'm only in it for the snacks only because the volume chat. It's not loud enough.

Now it's louder. Interesting. yeah. it was a nice neighborhood math home.

Booker comes with that stuff. back again for the juice after a minute. Oh, look, wait, whoa whoa. What's up with the music? Where's the dog going in? Foreign? You know? chat.

I Have an idea. I'm gonna beat the dogs out of the house. Watch this. He moves when they pet him properly, right? What if What if I paid him to the inside of the house the shooter comes around I can ask the doctor and bite it bro.

Hold up Foreign. Okay. foreign. can I not lock this? It's not necessarily for any reason.

Okay, you guys go pee right? Oh Hell nah. I don't understand it. I mean it's splashing. It's splashing to the side yo.

hello text message Whoa I know right? jealous. Thanks for taking the job kid. I Appreciate this. I'm sorry I had to leave early work here.

Oh no problem Mr Carson please. Ah, he's my dad. Okay, um oh my. God Why is that so louder? I wouldn't have asked for anyone if it wasn't for Zaki I Know it is.

This is the key. Always been a little sick huh? they gave him in the house and I need to worry about Mr Carson wait who? I'll be upstairs right? Hey, the house is bigger than ours. Okay so bro, look at me I wanted to remind you if it's dinner time I think you're getting some dog food in the basement? Oh it's a dog I thought it was a kitten. Another guy left his kid like alone in the house like some baby.

What was that basement right? It doesn't is uh over here too dark? huh? How about some lights? Okay I'm only here for dog food. It's fine. This is it. sucker.

Flashlight and storage room upstairs. okay I mean looks like I could have just told me. look at this music. Where's the storage room? What's up with the music? Yeah, whoa.

What just happened. What just happened there? What just happened there I I know what's happening here. Oh upstairs guys. if I'm downstairs and the guys is upstairs, then I have to go upstairs.

but if I'm not upstairs I don't know if it's upstairs upstairs. It's a three story house, you know. Storage Storage room. Storage room.

Uh yo. Stop doing that man. Okay going down guys. my check is lagging okay I'm gonna be else with you I'm not allowed to chat I see the chat every minute I see one round of chatting.

Okay I can barely read this. Let's see why. Is this dog food or not? Looks like a dog on it. Chat: This looks like a dog food I'm thinking now that we're good.

wrong place. how did I get back to the backboards? Wait, how'd I get to the back door on this? Or maybe a can opener, huh? Oh okay, um hey little bud Bowl okay am I good. That's cute I guess we're good to go. we'll go inside.

Oh um I've heard of a Walter you're a computer quiz huh? they have to ask. my computer isn't acting weirdly. uh, my whole studio system is touch with him. Oh you got a whole security system up here.

Okay, so this guy's got a whole series. I mean it's a nice house so of course I mean it's I think it's fair enough so you just go to the computer. Is this the wrong computer? I have a lot of equipment laying around. don't want anything happening to it.

Okay, nothing straight enough I Understand I'll take a look at the computer so we have the chicken. PC that's Kevin no thanks kid. sorry it's a one computer chat. he has another computer.

uh it's all. TVs Instagram has a weird smell of wet clothes. Well just watch them then. I think we're in this house.

This looks pretty far enough, huh? right? yo? One second ala Carson 5387 it leaked bullets for a gun. Let's ask Brenda a little bit from here. this is the laundromat. Uh wait.

this guy says that you're a computer whiz and look at this. but he's lying. You know something. He knows something about computers.

Look at that. he's got four sugar racks this is mining. Bitcoin I Remember I was doing the doing casuals at night at school work but I wasn't feeling like at the time. Oh I remember what it was a Carson 5387 right now? Welcome? Well come to the PC Oh the classic egg.

You know what if I go to it in a browser search. Cool bees. wait a minute. If this is real or not that excuse me.

Okay okay free trial. Your child ran a catch cold. their computer catches virus. it's free so I guess foreign trial I don't want the data catch a virus you know because if we're looking at the camera and then the more um scan the computer wait rainbows oh what was that I saw a word.

How about yes What the Vets Not removed Location Systems: High risk see a rainbow system 55. Trojan If he knows that Trojan is like too late right? Oh this is um India oh my God this is actually Belize this is um this is um Guyana that would be um Shania that would be Morocco that would be Azerbaijan that would be a Laos that would be um Georgia wait what? that's New Zealand that would be um Croatia Anyway, this game is trash. Dog egg. What Msv.

What are your Msv? Oh who did all this? Okay I think we're looking all good. Chat: Um so what's wrong with the computer Critical error guide to being a a better person I Don't become a better person I Don't do that, less talk and talk directed by Anna Carson In this video we'll be covering how to talk like a better person. Feel free to take a break whenever needed. Step one: Don't be rude.

Okay, being rude. This scripture what what the sorry. it appeared that something is wrong with the broadcast. In the meantime, enjoy some happy images Dog that's a golden retriever.

Step two: Make calm in any conversation. Okay, let me know what he said. Did you say come? You could have been comments and not letting your feelings interfere with the conversation. Being calm makes you a better person.

It's not good for today. Brought to you by Jimmy uh Nick Rogers James Craig Dona Okay I think oh we're good right? I Had to score but I wasn't feeling at the time so I guess we're not done. Oh oh um. remind me uh cooking with Jeffrey on Channel 10.

everyone must be on right now. You gotta watch it with me. Wait what that was this? TV Hold on Thanks kid! I'll see you when I get back. Hey I'm gonna go to the TV downstairs.

Okay, there's a lot of medicine everyone. we're good. Chad we're good. That's the thing where the fudge is the TV at there it is.

That's what she did me then. Whoa! Jeffrey Jeffrey Today we are cooking I Love me Cat food. Super enjoyable. It's my favorite.

dishes. looked delicious Raw So first we are going to gently pour the cat onto this conveniently based pan on a stove. again. Okay, now while that's cooking Jennifer Really just be gym.

Sometimes I will be preparing what's known as some cardboard dipped in milk. We will need a piece of cardboard a glass to start. We poured the milk into the glass. Next we dip the cardboard into the mill.

Um, and they should get the groceries before it gets dark. Okay, outside, there's some cash in my nightstand groceries. Okay, now that the cat food is finished, wait you, We can finally serve it. This looks amazing Times catch out right back to your break.

Okay bye don't have parents give you I hate these ads. Got too many hands to handle so Eva I gotta run this and do them last. Right now. let's make your groceries actually hold quality hands.

I'm gonna keep watching some ass. Actually they're great I Got so much hands. Amazing hands. How about you catch these hands with quality hands? Come on down today to buy some hands I have nice hands.

Oh I'm the hand one again. I'll give you hands. okay. what are your groceries right? What? What? At night On foot? Cash? Money on that.

The cash. It needs cash. uh on the what on his nightstand dude. So it's traveling in I'm hearing something Chad is that his room I got some cash money? Okay am.

I good to go. now for your trouble. uh get something for yourself as well. Shut up on women on the house I'm doing a service you.

What is wrong with this bust Anyway, it's bugging it. Is it. You can take Alex bike. Well my check crashes entirely like it freezes it completely like I can't even read it when I'm playing.

but I don't reject it says whatever. Well I can drive it there. Oh my. God Hell yeah.

Jesus that's a hard turn. only the chat. just everyone once in a while getting darker nine to two pm. All right? Okay, say less Nice.

Okay, please. nobody's steal it then. Oh yeah, this is a hard body has No. Terminus it's just trash who everybody is a piece of.

How about a car ride Bang What's in the way? So whatever. No hey lady, hey, isn't your work here? Why looking for mustard? My son likes mustard but can't find it if I let me you know where it's at. Um I don't think I don't want to hear it. Let me get it for you.

Oh nice of you chat. Um I'm scamming because she might give me a tip so we get more money. we can buy whatever we want. Does it make sense? I'm doing a favor for her.

she maybe leave me some money. Be the devil Turner And dandy bro. your girl is here. She just left my girl.

what's her name Chara that is not my girl I said nothing anymore. Oh yeah, he opted to that other chick. yeah, so quick wasn't him but we bought the tons of cans I think she's throwing like a pot or something. you know the name of that bro.

She looks way older without the makeup meal of energy bro ew I think she's more like a gut I got the milk energy. dude. What are you going to deny it? Then nothing. Just come with us.

we're going to the movies after I have to House of this guy tonight. You mean at Alex He goes to school with my sister I Heard a kid's real weirdo especially since his parents split up. What a piece of pockets Bro All right dude. see you at school on Monday then see you around Randy Now Where's the mustard day? Condiments are here I Think that's right.

this is this is Karai sauce I don't need that way to my flashlight there. Oh mustard very well there it is what you want. Oh my God these lips. what the stop singing.

you're annoying here. Woman's Self-effect Self-defense Seminar Factuana: one out of every four woman that will be attacked at some time in their life but defend and protect yourself. three to the first 20 students pursue martial arts studio. Okay, fair enough.

Um how is it going with the new chick? Anyway, pretty good. Talk to you later bro. What? um chat I he said I could do something right? You know what I wanted I want some Pogo juice? There you go Why? pretty kid stop I didn't get it yeah I'm so dumb I'd rather List It Jesus there okay I have jelly branch I'm not invading I I didn't know Sugar spread. You have to get a basket.

Foreign? okay um million eggs Mouth classic. Um eggs Garden Peas and honey I got that honey? Where is it? What is this thing I had done Chat is that honey? Garden Peas and rice. Don't try to be Toms Uncle Tom's rice and honey? No and uh again, please. Relationship: We're just doing groceries here.

Chat: Um no no. Uncle Tommy's okay. Cotton peasy ketchup is here I Think right? yo. Move your ass.

Uh. catch up Chat: Where are the gardening peas? They're gonna repeat it. Tomato, baked beans, coconut, no ground Pizza everything. Whoa.

I got all right. Wait I Want something yet go through? Oh I'm not sure I'm gonna get some bleach. I'm so smart to hold this. then I'm gonna buy some bleach right? Which? I don't think they have any Why? Because in the intro screen in the I'll get beer then wait what you said I could get something.

yeah. um I'll get some chips. Then there you go yet. Hold on.

Yes, so nothing from me. Huh? What? I tried again. It's a nice bike though. Fix the girl.

oh she's what are you doing? No. I'm good. 946 24 minutes for a whole new storm. Oh oh and the D Again, it was starting to feel a little hungry on that timer.

Foreign. Foreign. Oh no. I forgot calculus calculus TV's offer.

Thank you. Wait, that's fine. Wait, it's clean. I Left the can inside of the the map reloaded.

That's that's that's meta gaming. I Had to pee again. This guy drank nothing. Has to be twice.

man. Holy dude. like. get on with it dude.

again. what is any aim my hands I saw it. Okay, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Dude, you said you had cousins, right? You need to see this search up. Roy Carson Divorce on the internet right now Look awesome VN Media claims to be receiving it.

Uh, there's some angry fans to visit. Okay, okay, don't be rude. It's a random game. It's a little.

it's a random game that came out today. Whoa. we're going like we wanted to be in media. Uh It's Not Unusual for audience to be nosy but since everybody's personal matters but it's not just too overbearing yo dude I did I dude this is media at the very public too Jesus man like foreign Carson had people knockout front him Elsa hasn't been very vocal for situation but um Hunter news actually trying to reach out to her so Peter said they did that.

Who recommended this game? by the way and when did they come outside? it's gonna stop ringing. Hello there I don't think we've seen it before. Who is it Delivery from The Medium Pizza Size departure I Don't know any pizzas? You're one medium sized pepperoni. wrong address bro.

this is 24 Boulevard right? Uh yeah. What about the name of Uh Roy Carson Are you? Are you okay? Foreign? Yes oh my God Okay here. Yeah this is probably a very strange progress. but you thinking that wait inside until the rain's over if it's safe I don't give a well, you have a good day.

What the wad wait in your car? You bummed. What is wrong with this guy? Jesus Christ then I don't need that. oh there's nothing inside Maybe Obama Guys, he could be a bomb in there. Uh Channel 10 News we have some pizzas.

should have any minutes to enjoy it. Oh uh I Go pick it up Jack Are you doing your work? You'll have to spend the night in the dungeon if you don't Oh if you tell me what the radius of two squared is, I'll think about sparing you. the rate is too. Square my name is two by Mr Holland for 37 days he makes me solve math work until my head hurts I can't escape I need my normal pills.

this is too much I actually need them the hey yeah, you come on down. look at me from the Toilet Man Oh here. I'm the toilet mine. I'm the toileted man.

Come over here. That's what man. What the no, it's This is a metaphor. It's a metaphor.

It's the girl from the movie that's Nosferatu It represents like the cashier. These are all metaphors. and I'm looking at the back store and then I go to NASA Furatsu Red can I buy the cannon yamba Colin Coming in there's something we could do. Hi there.

my name is Laura It seems that you have crossed my territory I Will have to break the Fabrics of reality now. Bye bye See you in the leader alligator of the reality Okay I'll get the pizza. the movie reset now Oh my God I'm stuff locked up. There's no way right? Oh no Chad what do I do? There's an umbrella where some homeworks oh my god there is absolutely no shot I bricked the game I bricked the game because there's no umbrella here.

What do you think about because umbrella where left Chad should I just reload should I reload or what flashlight it's gonna f f it's gone foreign dude it is loud outside. Holy this rain is insane if I just spit on it like this like that like this like that. Okay, give me your time I throw to the corner frame skip glitch wrong Warp Corner look down for Xfps vsync on close the door. so and time I forgot the Peacekeeper oh my God Eugene watch this video ah I tried to do the skip but I kind of spelled it.

come on you get extra frames. look down Roy Carson's divorce Roy Carson anyway um that's cool and all. Um thank you man I will not let him in, put him in, step out again. Oh wow I can't let him in then.

Well I tried to jump. sorry man anything I'm sorry. it's faster you loser yo I heard that foreign my name is Jack Cordes it's eat the crust. Somebody leaves the whole thing on his owner for 37 days.

He makes me solve math work until my head hurts I Can't escape. wait and so I did. Okay, we're still together. Hey yo, she's supposed to be here right? Is it from the front of the back? See that? Whoa.

nobody's even there though. Who is there Once again. all right. it.

just send it. Oh my god Dude. Dude. dude.

put him in the water. it's maxed up. Senator: put them in the garbage. put that in the garbage.

chat. she's on the side of the house I know it or a bomb. How are you? what'd you have for dinner? uh Pizza um nothing. okay, um.

apple pie I don't know I think it was the wrong number. Strange is this I Thought the video continually moved on. We finally did the homework chat. What's in it Education First Very important engrossment.

Wait a minute wait. Why is it going? It's cool. working power went off for example. what are you Keep ignoring me? Why are you always so mean to me? Why are you giving me the immature right now? Fine, you're gonna be like this.

I'm going anyway. Todd is so much hot Anyways, who are you? Whatever is the schizo? Also, stop with the alarm clock. just want to add before prank and you guys like him very well. Wait back up power for security system huh Chat Bob Foreign: it's not my dog chat foreign it's gone dude I think I looked at the back chat earlier.

remember maybe when I got the bike foreign. Did I crash it did I crash it What did I do? go back I don't know what happened oh my God I hit my head man bro that me can't shoot the cameras instead of battery his name again uh Alex Carson 5387 . uh she's coming to the side now. Chat all right Footsteps: no come on steps I don't want to get jumpsuit again.

Please come on man I have to do you mind me in the game Foreign Foreign okay I have easily jumped scarable nerves man I don't know what to do Man: foreign look what I got you buster. pull the up, pull the up I'm pushing I know I have to go to the thing yet I know I have to do it Okay okay I had to be Hunter Chat Chad look I heard that okay I heard that dude I heard that. Come on I'm dead dude. this is so lame I'm dead man.

what's the pizzas with some pizzas? Um, you see Mr Frenzy Oh oh Jesus Christ Guys guys, She again she's there. She's there. She's there man. I'm not dumb I I Don't want to do it man.

let's just hit the cameras. Sorry, sorry, thank you engrossments. That is calculus because you're calculating the area um of the Um curve I Heard that Okay I heard that I heard that stop and go. Ah okay dude.

Okay listen. I can't do it I can't Okay, this is a chat I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a okay. Listen. listen.

listen, this game is doing something different in other games. Okay, it's a I'm lost I'm locked in I can't do anything yet I I'm locked into place man I don't know what to do about it Man man. Okay, let's okay. let's engage with one last time.

Okay if I'm gonna die. What if oh my God I can't get smart before I Die man. one more round the camera. just one more time.

one more time. just one more. Okay wait wait no no left side I Senator okay she broken oh I Had to go look of course you had to because you're stupid because you're stupid I had the knife anyway. I had the knife I Don't give a I'm gonna perform an average head opener.

pull up, pull the up pull that I'm gonna be ahead of time because I know he's gonna have to be later on. That is absolute God mode gameplay I Heard that man I'm not I I'm done chat I Come on man. Foreign guys hear that? Can you see me? Turner's contact that's even gonna quits missing right? chat chat if I go I'm dead. Oh there's a bit around the house.

Not cool. Nah okay. let's keep texting I think chat with cheap texting it, he's at my place. lack of sleeper over the Pandora security call the cops, chat, chat foreign.

Okay, why do I Why do I hear Snow chat Dude: Foreign. Foreign know what? Noah Noah foreign. We can work it out. Um okay.

chill bro. hold on. we're streaming like okay, man, you need help bro I'm feeling lucky for her. Okay, fine, there's one.

but I love you. What about that wait? foreign Noah foreign because I thought the kid is stupid. Okay he says I ran well I don't run. okay I thought it'd be safer.

okay to hide in there dude I'm gonna tell you man I Thought it was safer Dude oh my God I have to reset Oh get my knife back chat Chad There's a lot of endings because there's a lot of ways to play this out. I Forgot to be Oh my God I Forgot to be Oh I Remember this is even this is the oven parts. Foreign cups. Okay so guys I know who's in the house though.

Foreign Guys: this is a can opener man because I'm only having it in my hands because I think there's a possibility to get a different outcome of the game I could keep it man, but it's a it's a can opener dude and she has a knife. You heard it. should. Call the cops.

Say no in Morana So can I call the cops because he's giving this prompt later on. It's never too late for it. That's a knife. It's a knife.

It's a knife that is. Wait a minute. Foreign. Not yet.

You? Not yet, not yet. You Buster. Not yet I Know what? I'm doing you buster. She comes here right now.

Okay, yo. Foreign. Foreign. foreign.

That was pretty okay. Give me the cops. didn't do anything wrong that night. Of course the cops wasn't buying it.

So the video footage he shot everything. Fight the entertainment to get the nice kitchen knife with the muscle, the fact that and the things thank you that's human, that's who. Him: uh, jacksepticeye I Forgot about that. That's a nice ending screen I Like that.

very well done. Oh wow. there's oh that just opened his Twitter like four tabs. That was good though.

I actually enjoyed that.