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Chat, do we play on uh what's up what game, what game mode hardest? Uh poke uh! I don't play this game before, but if you found hardest um you're spending most of your time on managing sanity, uh infections and like that yeah i'm down for whatever you want. Okay, so most of the time you're gon na be looking for food cooking food uh. Managing like uh poisons it's probably good for someone like if you have a guy in your team, making food all the time, but i'm not doing that. Even even then you have to like take leeches off your legs and it's like it's disastrous.

Do normal. Then the story is probably gon na be cool. Let me just go through the story. You know guys guys is kill the jungle actually fun or is it very annoying? No, i say just do normal dude uh do whatever you want now we'll be going we'll do a normal mother guys! I i don't understand it's not that it's harder! It's just annoying tedious, like you're gon na be putting bandages and on your legs like like um.

The whole game someone made it feel more better for you. It looks accurate, find it in reddit. Oh wait. How do i invite him um i'm joining.

It looks weird. Is this if we too big or not, this looks pretty good, hey pvc. There you are. I love your content and you are your chat of help.

Well, are you tyler? I don't have many friends but yeah making me happy. Are you planning on doing any more viewer interviews? I loved watching those excuses. Am i still taller three uh matter of chance? Whatever? Okay, uh talk, i know the graphics are really. My graphics are really hello.

Can anyone hear me? I had an accident, i don't know what happened. Please help over okay drop space left shift, uh notebook. It feels like there's like mouse sensitivity or something right. Oh yeah.

It's kind of weird it feels like there's almost like an acceleration. It feels so sweet yeah slippery as oh camera, smoothing! Oh, where not that zero, i'm going to just go. It's just patient! We've had bob! You don't like that. Bob no head from bob do the mike tyson land bruce lee would kill him in that fight.

A knight that leaks aggressiveness coming can prepare him to train split second attacks on the neck or board somebody. I heard somebody talk you're responsible, there's an animal. Oh, i just lost sandy. Why did i get scared for no reason, um known treatment sanity? How do i check my my watch? I guess i'm losing hp right now.

Are you dying already nobody talking about mike tyson fight sdf, you don't know annoying ass hit. Okay, so i'm using a lot of water because something's happening to me jack, oh god, look at the right side, i'm sleeping, oh, never mind! My arms are fine. Oh i'm bitten. No, you it! I'm bitten! Oh no is it is it? Can you treat it? How about you suck it uh i'm losing hp like really fast.

It's not letting me suck okay! Well, i'm losing hp like insanely fast. Oh, let me plot the book upload. The book uh um are something behind me. Venom wound reduces condition over time.
Small amount of venom are naturally bought by body over time. I press t and i'm talking around dumb, all right, let's just run through this man - oh my god. What is that a mushroom? Oh no! These can cure me right. Why are you eating the unknown mushrooms? Bro, that's dangerous.

Wait, i'm eating them; no, i'm digging them in my bag. Oh i heard crunchings um. How do i eat it? It gives me carbohydrates, carbohydrates, 45 months, qcl find help what happened where's mia she called from a tribe village. It kills parasites.

Okay, if you have parasites get orange mushroom, okay would have to go find help. Let's go find some out man, let's go um, i'm thirsty and there's water here watch out, watch out careful. What the is that mushroom? No, i mean uh, there's a rabbit, these ones. Okay, i'm gon na i'm gon na go and try it okay.

Okay, if i die, you have to help me up ready. Give me energy. I got unknown nut where's t. Do you not see anything to talk to no okay chat? How do i look at my body? I have to do the s.

What is this look at this? Oh, oh, oh, i have a fever. Now, i'm okay! Why tell me why you have a fever? I hit something here. Look a water uh fish, there's a fish! I stepped on over here. Okay, look at your buddy we're gon na wound.

You up, yeah you're losing hp. What do you want? Okay? What kind of problem do you have? You have to look inspect yourself? This is venomou. I got venom wound. How do you check your body, uh c, hold c upper left, inspect and then up upper? You can look at your body.

Oh, i see venom, okay, okay, here's what you want! Here's what you want to eat! Uh, take this on the ground eat that fast eat. It tab right, click eat both of them. Oh my god eat both. Did he have the venom or not? I don't know oh bottom left.

Is it uh? We have to go to bed, i'm about to die from exhaustion. I'm gon na eat a random nut, poke. We're about to die from exhaustion. We have to go to bed now a village, i'm dying, i'm i i'm past thousand dude get the up.

Okay, um! Let's look around smelly. Stick! Oh, we could sleep in in the hammock. If we need to, i need to rest seriously, i got ta call my mom real, quick. What you've never found? No in real life, really there you go yeah, i'm gon na call her real, quick.

All right call her. I'm gon na i'm gon na figure. This out good times, excellent, you figure it out, wait if, if you're going to sleep, where do i sleep? No, it's raining on the mountain um. When you kill animals, you can hang up the meat to dry there, or at least what's left of it.

Oh, i'm not really any of that poke poke, no dude. Thank you guys. How do i sleep because i'm dehydrated right? Oh, how would i drink that chet do not type manka or he will be unleashed. Yes, and please do not type manka please.

So i'm about that, i'm back! Oh you're, good! Oh i'm not poisoned anymore! It went down yeah, okay, uh, okay, tell you what uh we need to drink it uh! We need to get some water. I think, whenever we're not in good health, let's see i i need water. We lose a lot of um uh energy really fast. We need to get some water ritual bowl.
It needs a fire. Oh oh, we burn. Maybe we burn water to clean it right yeah. I think it works.

No yeah put the fire under here high and the water will get boiled. I'm gon na get fired in it. Um six, stick six small stick ate: stick god! I'm thirsty water ice salt. It boiled no okay, these are banana trees dude.

So many bananas wait banana bananas yeah. Are you actually getting bananas? There's a bunch yeah? Oh you're hogging, the banana bro? No! No! I i'm kept i'm keeping it first first, so we have a lot for both of us. I catch you eating a banana okay. I'm gon na make uh make a fire.

You want me to make a fire. Oh, where do you want your fire at uh? You need to put the fire under the bowl. I need the sticks. I have sticks.

I have sticks you can just here, you can destroy logs to make stick, try hard. I did it. Boom use use tool to create amber uh huh. Maybe we could uh make and drink.

Can you just like rub? Sticks together, uh yeah yeah, but we need to get um. I mean yeah. You know wrong. Oh, oh there's a map guys.

How do i? What was that? Because how do i make a thing? I'm thirsty as thirsty yeah, i know it's a house dungeon! It's like it's like some, some shaman um like mixed compound with uh with the psychedelic compound dimethyltryptamine, oh listen, man! I need to get um. I think we need to get like ingredients. If you see this send a rose to iran, how do i make a spark in a fire, joe rogan, who your door is like nothing on me. Anything kidding me all right, rest in peace, fine tool, you're, so dumb.

You got to find uh how to start a fire light fire under ceremonial chondria cauldron. Look a bone knife crafting menu um check. Can you help people yeah, which we didn't give up on too? What georgia, oh yeah? Well, did you read all this lore? No, how do i make a fire i'm trying to figure it out tool, middle left, oh hand, drill, stick and plank sticker, stick and plank. Stick sticking plank sticking so um.

How do you get to that part of? How did you get to that? Okay, so you get a big log and you destroy and harvest, and it should give you a plank chat used to be funny pep hands check, used to be funny used to be funny and chat used to be funny pep hands. Okay, get a plank! First, get a plank: can we kill him? I got a big stone. Okay, we need a plank like yesterday got it, i got it. I got it.

No, no blanket guys where's the plank. I have one i found maggots bones. I have one: did you find this dead thing so hold up, chat, you're still funny to me. I got sticks, you need, sticks, stick or plank small.

Stick, i got sticks, i got sticks. I got sticks. Okay. Now it doesn't craft stone, blade craft hand, drill.
I got it, i got it, i got it. I go to tools, wait! Where's my angel where's, my angel. I made a stone axe felix. I got a really good tip for this game.

Just survive, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha for heed for heed up. You pull you up, dude, it's getting kind of dark. I'm scared! I'm thirsty, i'm too tired to do it. Oh my god! Oh, my god, so i'm taking a little nappy slicer i found um obsidian stone, yeah! Well, sorry, man, i'm taking a nap, don't give a i'm up.

What's up yo find me a bird's nest. Wouldn't it be like my brother on a tree. You need to find a bird's nest or brown. Dried leaves to be able to start the fire with the hand, drill, there's a larva here, i'm gon na.

Take it. Why not never know i could put it on wounds then eat it up with some. I got like weird snails. Okay, i need to find dried leaves, but you have fish but you're literally dying pal me yeah bro.

You literally have to don't care. I got bananas, you don't. I have a mystery snail, you don't! Okay, i'm hearing it! I'm hearing a monster coming back is there any dry leaves in the wet areas or not maybe in a dry area. I found a boar.

Oh my god. I found a boar pet. It oh dead bird, a toucan. I'm scared to fight this board.

I think i need a spear. Okay, there's a bunch of boars here. I need a dry leaf. Thirsty, oh they're, running away from me.

What are you gon na? Try leaving? I have 3 000 hours in this game and wrote the wikipedia page for it. Let me tell you exactly how to play off, find a coconut eat the coconut and then leave the coconut halves out on the floor. In your base. They will collect infinite, drinkable rain water, for you less than three.

Where am i i need dry leave? I just saw one where you scum, lord okay, i put this in my bag. I can't find a leaf - i oh my god, i'm so smart yo you're mad as what you're mad. I found a coconut and i drink it. I give a i'm rolling right now.

You found drugs. I actually was this way we have to fight, we have to find drugs lily, so i think we have to cook the the uh, the the ceremonial cooking thing and that's going to give us something crazy. Like lore, i don't know what this is. I found lore, i found a rock with some writing on and check your legs and for um for leeches.

I found a mystery snail as well by the way i'm against the fire, because i'm so smart, we're back home yeah when you play yeah at home um. I got it, i got it, i got it boom. Okay, you have to come here faster, come here where the i am but bro bro bro, i'm cooking the drugs. You think i'm taking it with me wait.

I think i found them because, where you are what is it psychotria yo, where the drugs at where wait you made drugs? Isn't that a drug? Are you huasca, yeah dmt, i mean all you know is um on trees. All right get bare back. I need a little bit of a little bit of a touch to my drugs thirsty. Oh, how do you make a bowl? All players required? Oh, we have to do this together.
I found it where this is together. Bro you putting this like country in there. You dropped it on the floor. Oh i think we've written the book hold up.

It's all unknown. How do i research it then leaf and red fruit from the shrub red mushroom? Apparently it's a red mushroom beer back. What's red, it's a cicada yo. Give me a minute i'll get it i'll come back.

Okay, stay stay, stay alive, don't ever it's too bright! I don't see enough movement, ow, ow, okay, i'm dying! I got um. I got ben. Why? What um spiders? Can i get a welcome to the jungle? As you die in the jungle, i just kill the stingray good poke. I need my point, my uh, my my drugs.

I need my drugs guys. Where is psychiatria? Yes, so goes up the big trees. My insanity just went down. Oh, that means my leech on my leg: holy yo ex 48 months, my brother, that's four years: chad, it's a big tree, but there's no psychology on it, juiced up content and i'm always happy to be tuning into your stream xqcl.

My doggy poke, i'm dying. My brother, i'm dying, probably leeched out i just holy guys. Where is the psychotria i'm looking too bro? I found you a coconut. Thank you, hey, mr coconut.

Okay, i need to treat myself. I got a big problem now i got a big problem. Oh my god. God i could use a drink um.

I know what to do for when we have a rash uh over time or bandaged with plants got it. Oh wow, guys. Where is the psychotria po? I don't ever find psychiatria it's like a it's a forbidden plant, my brother. I'm looking bro, i'm saying it's a red mushroom right, think about it.

How the did we find all the things that do all the the effects in real life like who had to? Where were the tests and trial stuff, like hey man, yo guys? This looks like a really really weird thing on the ground boys. This looks really weird who's gon na try and eat it. Oh he died that sucks. Okay.

Next next thing: hey, but anybody wan na try this. Oh, he died. Okay, next like what animals but yeah animals will have the same monkeys. I like the bag in this game, it's kind of cool yeah, it's not bad.

Apparently it's a small plant red plant or it grows on trees like a mushroom chap guess, if i don't find it in the next five minutes, i will actually bust thirsty. You can build a trap for shroud and if he gets trapped you can then extract his milk upon consumption of shroud's milk. You will be granted special buffs. What is a small bush with red berries, huh, okay, small bush, with red berries? I met a game that you just googled, uh nah, something chat.

Just told me bad chest. Add in the ross, oh cow poop. Somebody said it in chat. You said it adam ross, rip bozo, why you say that if it looks very vibrant and colorful don't eat it, that's how they knew what to eat and whatnot you're banned for what? Oh, my oh, my brother, there's a kp, i'm not going there.
Are you looking if you look close enough, you can see this giant noser on the left of the screen. Omega lull minus the already said. Oh oh chat, tf. What looks like the one drug we needed? We can't find it.

It is what it is thirsty. I'm sorry, i'm just gon na admit it right now. I smoked it man, okay! Well i mean. Can you okay, you have any leftovers found animal droppings? Oh i'm not gon na not gon na pass it.

I can't find any rocks. I found a million of them near the near the cave. I found banana chat. Who is that standing outside your window wait? I turned around real quick now he is gone.

Wait. What was that noise? Oh my god? Oh my god, i'm full of leeches! Oh, my god, oh no looks like you'll have to pee in each other's mouths to survive too bad. Okay, i'm about to pass out. You have to save me.

What do you mean save you? Where are you i'm far as hell hi am i here, oh you're near me, yo? Okay, so i said it's nearby left of fire. What's the noise, i want it's got a parrot, but it's costs 2k, like what is it gon na do yeah? This is the yeah. This is one area. Can we go back? Is this a spawn? Oh, i had a bunch of fruits.

Now now i'm rolling, oh, my god, it's saving my health. What do you need? The most rest just lay down? No because they have to save me, if i do that, just do sleep, just press just do a tab and sleep nope. Oh no press buttons, bro, hey you, don't say dude. I don't know where the poke.

I know you better pass out. Oh i can sleep. We're chilling i've donated over two thousand dollars to xqc in bits for a bit badge nft, i'm good. Now what the hell it's so dark, poke where's our village.

I don't know: okay, go back to the village. Go to the village! Just find your way back in um, if the, if the kitchen is in line, i can find us the mushroom and we can progress. I found the village go back to it nearby left side here. Chad make a torch sticking rope, okay, sticking rope, i'm about to pass out i'll, just click see and and yeah is the sleeping good.

I feel like that's bad. It's like you need a bed where the hell is our home, uh paul. We got a problem. I got i got um like boulders in my arms omega lol, walking in the dark, simulator uh - i don't it's using a bone needle or fish bone, maybe remove the worm.

Uh poke. Can you get uh? I found picatria where found it small planet. You just got to cut it out. You got, oh, my god.

A snake just attacked me: okay, kelsen! You have to help me i'm dying, because how do i remove my arm? I think i know what you have to do to get the leaf. Did you break it and then it dropped the red thing? God i'm thirsty bow needle? Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh and how do i use my button? Oh, oh, my god, a cheetah, a cheetah's on me, a cheetah's on me, a cheetah's on me. I'm dead, i'm dead. Did you actually die yeah uh? How did i find you checking our resume or not? I spent over 240 by being subbed for four years.
Just for the most scuffed content brought to us by the most pepeka streamer, all for a stupid four years, never turn away and run from a cat chest become easy prey: instead slowly move backwards and avoid attack tip before dying drop everything from your bag. So it doesn't disappear. Yo, i'm back! Okay, i'll, come here smoke the smokers up smoke. Some smoking ask me.

Finally, we fight. We can't progress with the game man i smoke that smoke it up. Man i mean drink it yo. This is kind of good sheesh, hey.

What are you doing here? Yo? Are you gon na stream, slightly by your viewers with this man? Jermaine, hey, wait! What the oldest juicer, perhaps oh! This is some good stuff man holy. That is the god's work, spinning threads of death through the line over time and all to make a song for those to come. Hey wait, that's the rock i went to. Where are you that's the rock i saw uh, oh, where am i? This is majora's masks.

Uh flares with flashback dun, dun yeah. It was kid hello, hello, hello, hello! Do you remember how we got here, um yeah! Is that you, hello, i'm stuck in a tree, i'm stuck in a tree. First contact is always difficult, they're, extremely weary. I i don't remember anything you you were calling to me.

I ran out of the tent and they have to be civilization and we don't even realize it yeah. Maybe it would have been better if i just died back then um mia, i is poke. Still down. Can you please tell him to use local ems to respawn many tribes were wiped out and the rest moved even deeper into the jungle chief carini until they received a gift from the jungle and me man, i'm kind of busted, i'm saying all sorts of stuff man.

I'm greened out holy where's, my wifey, though oh she's, saying oh she's, drinking that stuff too no she's giving a gift. I just want it. You think the games have a crazy twist like the forest. Maybe the lava some nope spoiler jake come in.

Oh wait! Real! I need you mia wait, i'm here, oh back to reality kind of a buzz skill. If you ask me, bro wouldn't be much bro, it says you have to yes, we can then you're dead. Oh, you should take him to pillbox. Then perhaps afterwards you guys should go and do the vault maybe do lower.

I will still even steal a cop car and take it to the kraken. I love rp. What happened talking to you safe whoa, it's 4. 20..

I can't wait to smoke hello, bongs and get baked the up. Wait, isn't the gateway drug man? I was losing it trying to contact you. I was hoping you could tell me that you called me in the middle of the night and i i i ran out to look for you and all i remember is they make a next running and falling wait. You fell that doesn't sound good, okay, um, take it easy breathe.
Do you know where you are? I i i have no idea. Can you give me some clue as to your whereabouts, uh landmark or something i didn't have to go to her cave man? If you are wearing a white shirt and black socks do not turn around they just like watching clubs, while they're not aware in behind them uh yeah, i have a gps in my watch. Can you write this down? Yes, but hell yeah, i love 420. I just shoved a hole once up my i heard it it's faster god.

This is all my fault: hey. There has to be another way, found a map, it's half burnt, but there's a location marked on it. Uh lambda, two, not sure what it is. Do you? Okay, give me a season stones, i think so.

Can you get this lost all my loot man? I will try. Oh you got smoked up, then. Are ya come again you're breaking up over here come over here bro, you left me battery's dead. This is our camp right, so we go.

We would go right side right, jack of the river, so we go right over here. I know how to get to the ot spot. Okay, here's a river! If you go across from it and we go right side we're gon na get to the location, i guess i'm gon na swim. Then hello mia, give me a stone you're, a stoner jake! Oh my god, i'm freaking out here.

Why did you go silent? Can you please mute all over the donald volumes report, everything i'll always be here for you if you need to talk stone, uh, hello, oh dude! Wait the big stones if you right, click, a big stone and you do harvest you get like a bunch of stones. I got it look. I have an x i'll, be wherever you need me yeah. I have accidents.

Okay, dessert will do over and out rope okay. So if you look at your map, if you would be past the spot, we would go to the right right here and we'll be able to find it since we're on the right right now of the spot. It should be right here. I get a snake, but i am poisoned.

Oh oh, come here where: where should he go? How do i get up there? We needed a grapple hook, though so error there. Can anyone need to get the grapple hook? I think i lost you grapple hook where cave it. Oh yeah come find me because bruh look at that. Look at the map.

The map doesn't show you where you are right, this chad stop. I saw that iron vane bruh. We could get irony where the pickaxe may be well, i'm here right. Okay, we need to grab a hook.

Oh talk, okay, how do you get? How do you cure uh, a poison to enter your jungle? Is that okay, xqcl venomound 37 months, you yo? Why is she so suss on the phone? Are you talking to her yeah? It kind of sucks right. You like that. You hear her yeah guys. Where is my um, my juicer grappling hook? Where is it at so we can't progress without the grabbing hook.

So this is our main focus now to get it get that yeah. This is so weird. The girl we're trying to save is being weird as hell on the phone x promise that you really play the whole game in vr when it comes out. Agabogao sama liga misunder after meal adam, damn monty barton, hey mia about this village.
I found yeah what about it. It's abandoned, but i found a few burned items that couldn't belong to the tribe. These came from outside the jungle it looks like. Are you certain? We haven't been here before the tribe of fears our world, but they would never burn our things.

They know we are not being look climbing hook again right here, another another hook: spot yeah. Okay, i understand somebody's here hold up, bro i'll, just call it she's, cheating, yeah, no saw a strange rock covered with tribal paintings. You think you could translate them for me. Do you remember what was on it? Two men, one black and one blue, with a stone between them she's getting on right now, whoa whoa shoot.

Oh man look at my wife here man! Ah, i don't remember my wife man, our wife's, a hoe. You gon na chill your wife sucks. Let's just go home yeah, she does suck so unknown nuts. Okay, my health is going down insanely fast by the way.

Oh, the whole hole come here mia the rock i mentioned earlier is gone. Now i don't know what happened. Oh, it's open now, yep. Are you certain you're in the right spot? Yes, i'm positive.

Okay, i'm dying! I'm talking to the i'm talking to her well, regardless yeah me too. Now i can get through here i'll uh you're, sucking you how's. She looking at me, then just be careful! Hmm! That's definitely sus crazy yeah. Is there anything else? Hey felix drama.

W boy aarding is indefinitely banned on twitch, big l, pogbas crazy. Your memories might come back on their own. Well, maybe you're right over and out dude. That sounds like a monster.

Okay, if you both want a nap here me and you come here - maybe we both never hold c and and do do the nappy thing. Do quick nap, uh, i'm dying out, says you're, not sleeping. I can't sleep because i'm still talking to her now i can sleep, it's not even faster. Oh, it is much faster.

So i have a problem. Oh my god. I have it again. You haven't, have any bones.

Oh my! Oh my dude, it's everywhere! Oh my god. Oh, my god, oh my god. Okay, you have any bones. No for one! Okay, i need bones.

Apples i have blisters of yeah uh yeah see you need a bone as well. Oh, my god! It's everywhere on okay, so you have to pierce it. It's a warmness! Building's out of your body, you have to participate, you have to get bones fast, get a bone, asap rocky uh, i think we're dead. Now we can find a bone.

We're good. Would you get a bone? I have a bird, oh, can you nope it didn't. Give me a bone. I literally dismantled the bird for no reason: a bunch of birds, the hell dead birds here, uh go fast.

Oh my god. Bees kill that more kill. It kill that no it's too fast. I've already traced them cheat up up.
Your left right here, don't don't phones come on right here, wait. What is this look at this place? Look at this place! Oh my god, yeah poke, i'm not getting it. We need bones, and now god, i'm thirsty, you hear music beers uh next, two hours, poor acid need put the barrel gasoline soda mixer towers, wait. This is literally just wait.

They were making cocaine here. They were literally making cocaine here. Also, how does somebody ah end up making cocaine for the first time? Let's see, let's take this one leaf. Put some battery.

Add some gasoline put this on put in the paste. Put that do this. Put more of this put some cement. Do this? Do that dry? It like dude, you real crazy, oh uh, whatever that is, but i got to kill it because we need the bones out of it.

Dude our blisters are gon na explode, killer, trap watch out. Okay find the boar and smoke it machete arm the trap. Don't walk in the trap. You just walk right in the trap: man, it's gon na fill our pee ow, oh snake, snake, all right! All right! Okay! I mean yeah, you i mean you're, definitely dying here.

That's for sure! That's fine, but i'll eat a banana. I think i found an abandoned drug factory. I got food poisoning from this weird mushroom, i'm dead. I threw up here i'm throwing up on the floor.

There's no one in there, i'm good! Well, it does look like. Please be careful. Someone might return at any moment. Bro, where are you again, i'm going to lose to the truth? The village first aid box, painkillers, rest machete? Are you back at the house? Yes, there's so much frost duty even found some cages.

Someone was being held here, any idea who it was all right. Somebody's here, let me guess an underperforming worker. It's not funny chase it. We need his boner, the bones at man bro.

I got so much problems. Now i got leeches. I got venom, i got bites. I got fine i'll leave.

Call me elite. Dude, i'm buzzing yeah. One of many because i don't have a bone, should we sleep, shit's dark as hell uh, perhaps hi, where the the bones at this is where we pretty much die. Thank you man, my brother, i'm in the middle of the jungle.

Looking for bones i'll see you guys the bone knife won't. Do it we'll just use my bones bro, if you think about it, kids invented drugs. Remember when we were like eight years old, what random around the house and outside and then we mixed it and fed it to our whispers. Oh my god, some kid became pablo escobar and their parents got a high run run run, i'm stuck, i'm stuck, i'm stuck! I'm it's talking to me it's mad at me.

Oh it's because they're saying no, oh! I was insane this way. Oh yeah, we're insane! That's why that was like the first monster. I actually got really scared. Should we sleep? Should we sleep? Where are you no? We need bones when we sleep we die because we're infected still.

We need to fix the stuff before yeah, but if i don't, if i'm sleeping, then the monsters can't kill me because this isn't my mind, does it kill me? It's doing things to me. Things are happening, i'm about to eat a pirate, i'm literally dying at this point. Yeah, i'm just gon na go ahead and slip it off. I'm going to the shed i'm just sleeping, i'm laying on the floor just sleep.
Let's lay down hold up. No there's a mattress over there. The bone knife doesn't do the job of an actual bone. When we need a bone pin to go, pin it out of there.

Did you stop sleeping it? No, i woke up, and now it's worse, that's a little bit. I told you they're, not i'm hearing the craziest worms are literally killing me alive inside my body, i'm puking up, i'm puking again on a bird's nest. Two years gold badge, pog, pog eggs, qcl, warm, okay, poke poke. The problem that we're having right now is that these worms are destroying our sanity.

Imagine one hard i'm dead, yeah, i'm just dead. Is this over i'm full bad sanity. You yep, i'm a marine, find a bone or die very much uh yeah. This is it.

I can't see either this is so bad dude, i'm so done running away. The noise is in my head right now. Okay, i have a boy on the river. If you want to join me thirsty my boar escaped yeah, i'm dying really fast.

This is just really bad dude, i'm getting attacked by a bunch of people in real, like yeah yeah, i mean you'll die soon. How do i get a sucker? I? I can't find snowballing dude. This is oh, oh, my god i died. I found a new coke house, i lost all my loot.

Are you near me nah it's over. I lost all of it. You spawn near me uh yeah, oh my wait. The i might was all here.

I got all my loads woman. Can i help you with the sanity or not? I don't even know where the come. The city come to the city. Come huh, miami's, all bugged, where where's my bone brother.

Where is me bone dude yeah, it's all over uh my bone is gone again. Dude. They even have a microphone i'm so in the middle of the jungle cam. I think they used it to dry out the drugs.

It's uh one of the steps in manufacturing, narcotics right anything you can use what i don't want to get high out in the middle of the jungle jake. I meant tools and such so that's what it's like inside. I passed out i'll regain consciousness mia just before the accident. You called me in the middle of the night.

What happened? I have to go feel like crazy. I've been holding for three hours. My lamp went out. I panicked.

I died in my sleep. Okay, are you going over next all right, yeah, i'm still down there, i'm down to the good. Next, i'm sorry, i can't quit holy. I got stressed next time.

I've been, i don't know, i'm out connection, sorry chap.

By xQcOW

17 thoughts on “Surviving in green hell with poke!”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Rodolf says:

    the AGH emote is cancer this is the worst emote in history

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Bruno Matheus da Silva says:

    VENOM VENOM VENOM VENOM VENOM VENOM VENOM VENOM VENOM VENOM

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Antonio says:

    Oh yeah,amazonia,a place where everything can kill you.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars BU𐍂AGØ says:

    I like how he replied "fuck off" to the sarcastic advice dono, unlike the other non sarcastic ones…4head

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Hanwen Mai says:

    I wonder if this game was named after the Misfits song.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Trent Zimmer says:

    This guy knows how to survive a green hell with poke

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars ToekiyoDub says:

    The guy needs to start reading what he picks up… screaming for bones for 15 minutes… BRO you picked up a bag of needles USE THEM.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Gamer Slicer says:

    always pick the hardest difficulty so u can get a challenge and have fun

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars FA77 says:

    The problem with watching him play games is when you get invested in the story he dies and gives up. So you either let it go or have to go play yourself.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Val says:

    Cant believe xQc is surviving in green hell with poke!

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars BespiGT says:

    I remember green hell when i played in like 2018 or 2019 and it was my favorite survival game

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars ExtremeCanary says:

    Honestly the snake when suddenly bites you in this game, it's pretty scary cuz the noise is really loud for it

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Itz Frapz says:

    Cannot believe that X is surviving a literal green hell with Poke by his side

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tayte Poche says:

    I’ve never heard of this game but it seems like so much fun if you have friends to play with

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Scorpion Clips says:

    Lol when poke said "burn water" I just waited for all the Pepega emotes in chat xD

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars The God Emperor of Mankind says:

    Really not a game for the cow, he has the attention span of a 2 year old goldfish, same reading ability too

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars JesusLovesYou says:

    Jesus Loves Yall And Is The Way To Everlasting Life🤍🙏

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