Oh yeah boys, let's watch this channel 5. or something what are we doing um? I would like to view a human anus. I told you guys respectfully towards women though hey kamala show me your baby trump would do it. Trump will show me his.

I trust him, why is your body scared he's a loser? That's why there you go. Oh my god, as you can hear the chance from the crowd. Let's go! Brandon brandon, you told me you were gon na kind of hang back those first two stages and just nobody probably has a weird dragon. Butthole john martin has a weird model.

Bruh joey martin has a weird model: he's got a drink out of his shoes. How does that make you feel it makes me feel disgusting because it tastes like feet. Where are you from barcelona? No, have you ever experienced talladega like this before yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, because this is talladega? Oh they're crashing. Oh man, kyle bush, her new nickname is waterbed because last night she done pissed the tip she pissed, the tent.

That's waterbed! You confirm or deny these allegations tonight. The guy that i had sex with was the one that pissed the tent, the one that was just down here with the hat on that said joe biden, he was standing there and he unzipped his pants and they in and i pissed in the it burned it Burned a lot: are you concerned that his at what time is it a bad word huh at what time can you guys give me a time time step? He was burning that wasn't no concern, no concern. What's up dude, two or three, two or three so just skip ahead like this? That's why i wore this. What does it mean to be an american? It means to live in america where we're always free and we love our veterans.

We got sketti, we got beer, we're going nuts. Are you guys going nuts look where we're nuts? I am this guy's going nuts. What do you like about being drunk? What do i like about being drunk yeah, getting up? What do you like to do when you're up have sex? How many times have you forty? That's the cap, we're here at uh, talladega, it's been two years since i was here previously and we're here again. That means i have vip access so this time, instead of being in the stands, i'm in the stands, but i'm also behind the scenes we're here to learn about nascar what it means and, most importantly, what the hell is going on.

If you have to go, i like that number one. I like that, what do you do? Let it rip it's actually harder than you think to go to the bathroom in a race car. If you have to go so i always try to go before the race. Guys this these guys are spinning man, you see it it's spinning.

Just like the circuit, that's racing on it. You go to the bathroom in a race car. If you have to go so i always try to go before the race. If you need to you, just go for real ski yeah in your in your pants.

What about, if you have to go? Uh it's happened. It's happened not to me again, not to me sure a certain driver who won a race guys. We saw a preview of this, but the i broke that habit a long time ago. It is what it is, but it's kind of like playing chess, actually put yourself in the right spot for right time.

There's no uh, no potty breaks here. How long has it wasted so we've been banned from the press area due to our lines of questioning regarding urination, really no shots like cars, huh love them. How can we be so sure about that huh? How can we be so sure about that because i like to go fast: what's the fastest, you've ever gone 100 plus 100, plus what 100 plus miles an hour plus what that's quick, 100 plus 2 equals 102.. That's what the we do! Breaking news breaking news: you're watching channel 5.

with andrew callahan. So how would you describe talladega for someone who's never been here? Rowdy wild, traditional american super american lots of beer getting destroyed wicked haircut holy liquor. People like to have a good time like the smell gas and oil, excessive drinking that, let's, let's be, let's be that's a big one right there uh it's definitely different than talladega nights, how they portray it. A lot of the dudes here are very professional and on their on their, i can play them.

There's a person driving, i mean there's one of them, there's landon over there i mean your car is. What gets you to the front? I mean that's, that's what gets you in the top five, but i do think that it takes the driver to win. You just double check. All your safety equipment and yeah yeah spinner butt hole, joe up old man, knows about by the whole man your vibe, i'm a vietnam vet, and we fight for this country y'all bring it back, leave joe baby up where's that kyle bush where's that at that moves.

All the way up, the racetrack, so why do people hate, kyle, bush so much all right? So, first of all uh southern sport right, i mean obviously red next board. Yadda yadda nascar fans have always like hated the yankees right, not like the baseball team, but like people up north, you know, kyle busch said that he liked daytona better than talladega. So if you're from around here dude, you got ta hate, kyle, busted, kyle bush. He has a brother named kurt bush, who also used to get booed like crazy, but they're from las vegas nevada.

Three: three hey um and they're, both especially when they were younger, dude and joey. Legato are a fist fighter. Chaos down here. My pit crew did absolutely nothing to help me out tonight.

My truck drove like and these splitters are absolutely horrendous. They're great drivers, they're winners, but they're very polarizing. I love kyle. He says it like it is.

He has no filter, he's a crab baby he's always talking about his car and that ain't never about it. It's never his fault him. He ain't, he ain't. A driver, kyle bush is a winner.

Why so much hate for kyle bush here because the same reason everybody hates nickelback, because the internet says so: oh okay, kyle bush cowboys converse, i'm an i'm a marketing major and i love these kids right here. Show me your butthole. Well, marketing majors are the principles of one marketing 101. We want to reach the consumer.

We want to get to know them. Demographic research products, strategic advertisement he's ripping it he's, ripping it we're going nuts show me your bottle, you're, showing my buddy. I can't do it. I'm at work been over butthole cheek spread.

That's what we want. I love buttholes yeah. I found makeup really honestly. I love both i'll show.

My butthole i'll show my butthole. It finally happened after days of deliberation, discussion and countless requests. A rectum was finally revealed. Isn't this supposed to be a ad for cash app? How are we going to bridge to the cash app battery? Do you have any? Did anybody mention cash app during the course of our filming at talladega? Oh yeah, that one kid he said: he'd cash at me - 50 bucks.

If i shotgunned a beer and then shouted out his frat right after how did that feel? How did that feel tough? It was tough, it was tough. It was tough. It's a lot of carbonation ain't. It a lot of carbonation rush, sigma chi.

I saved my car baby best frat. Ever these guys are sick of cash, app the best way to receive money for shotgunning a beer so long as you're 21 and older, and don't plan on operating a motor vehicle. So a lot of my uh, the pals, who were here earlier, a lot of them work for the government. We got a brother who works on the iron dome system that you see in israel.

He works on the code for that. A lot of these guys have like normal jobs, working under biden and it's kind uh like our hush. I call it the wasp, the last great great wasp white, anglo-saxon protestant migration to mecca. I think the biggest stereotypes are are those stereotypes about rednecks hillbillies drinking beer, but nascar is also leaning in a direction.

A good direction and the diversification is happening right in front of our eyes. Was i stink? I made a song called one thing led to another man, and you know now, i'm just out here like and a lot of people out here recognize me and that's the crazy part like i'm, not gon na hold you like growing up. For me, it was like more of like a fashion statement like i don't watch now yo. This is fire like this has scooby doo and, like you know, i'm from florida holy you listen to the same music.

Is it on fire and the shit's like exhilarating bro. I'm it's not just for the south or who the stereotypical audience is. You know everybody loves nascar, it's just a matter of exposure. I think the sport is moving in the right direction.

Alvin kamara is actually on our our outreach program. What's on your mind, right now: oh my god butthole! For some reason, can you describe your ideal bloodhole in detail? Yeah, it's described my butthole in detail, yeah you're, ideal butthole, not your own trend or there's. Only these guys. You know want to eat that, like dehydrated dog, you know what i'm saying like what like a dehydrated dog.

You know what i'm saying. I don't know what you mean like a dehydrated dog like a dog, that's dehydrated. You know a dog when he goes to his water ball, he's so dehydrated a dehydrated dog. Yes, your dick.

The only reason why i came here was to see some wiener some pee pee, who the has a penis right now, like everybody whip it down. Andy weiner is good wiener. Any wiener is good wiener unless it's crooked men are like. You know what i love coochies and they'll anybody, so why the is it not pee-pee? What's up america what's going on man, america sucks? Why? Because of biden? Not that fast that sucks, oh he's, that bastard sucks bad bad.

I've been coming here for goddamn years and he ain't spoiling my good time and if they want to come to my house and deal with me about it, hey i'll them up. Have you been enjoying your life recently? Yes, well other than being aggravated, all the all the calls that's been going on with the damn biden administration. So young man listen to me. I want all of you to listen to me.

I am 52 years old. If somebody tells you you have to do something: that's communism, they're, taking away your rights, they are absolutely stripping your rights as a united states. American, as far as vaccinations goes hey. I did mine, but nobody should tell you what your choice is, that is communism.

Hey next week, they'll be telling you can't drink a coca-cola. What is that? That's communism they're already deleting comments off of youtube: uh facebook, all these other channels. What do you think it means to be an american uh to be an american someone that loves the country that would put their life down for it and not send all the jives overseas or not 13 13.. This guy is cooked.

What just happened with his holy that force? Okay, i failed it. I just want to say uh trump 2024 rapping. What are you rapping? No, i don't rap hold up. Let me get a joe buddy cowboys joke kyle bush and kyle busch kyle busch, first and foremost he's a cal bush him joe biden, liberals suck they're, all cowboys.

Why he's a kyle bush? He voted for hillary, another eye, opener boys boys, another eye, opener video. Thank you, man very well. Dude thanks um thank andrew tonight.