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Are you? Is that you? yo? Should you? yeah I'm jumping. Oh why do I test the game? Drive the car. You drive. Yeah, yeah. if it's laggy, thank you. That's good. Really? Yes. Smooth as no. Yeah, they fixed it. Okay, Listen very carefully. Okay, look at me. hey hey I'll leave it a little bit. So I'm parking here to get moving in bro. Okay, okay let me break it all the way over there. I don't know I I just parked it. Okay, it's the big video. Okay we have a lot of work to do. Okay Oil? No I mean yes. but I also cause an extra very important as well. Yeah, um don't tell me how to add your Cosmetics I'm taking care of that one now taking a brush. Boom boom boom Okay I'll fill the gas wait. Is this diesel? This is a diesel car? uh I hate that if I I don't know the ratio or something like that. I'm I'm kind of dumb. okay I got spongy. Okay, watch this. Bing oh I did the jump thing. Okay we are lucky we got extra push push I can't got it okay I got extra push push. hey it my friend Jose says happy b-day fill another diesel and then I got it's more spongy now. watch this chat. Okay, nice budget. Now this is my job. Are you? Are you serious? I'm just by my sponge with the sponge I mean I don't know what you're doing right now. what does it look like I'm doing. it's empty. Yeah, where? Why? Because I filled the car. Oh okay, what conversations you got. Are you working with it's diesel diesel? Let me see. Cool is good. Hey we got a lot of oil too. Okay, now watch this. Okay, so first off, we get the rust out right? Dude, can you not I'm working boom replace all these ugly ass tires that's out of the way. So then um Bing and then about 35 Benjamins xqcl he's a bit more work to be honest. No, I'm not doing it right. Edit: Push come on, is it maxed out? Oh my. God I'm washed up in this game. bro. You serious? Well hold on. Um, you should hear that and say nothing. It's crazy I don't know what happened, what happened I'm working oh oh my God I see the out of me dude. Tumbleweed okay what the is this I saw what the color is? There you go oh my God Oh I gotta finish it up. No oh my god dude. I'm gonna push push I gotta get some more. What? Okay add a spongy here somewhere I think I lost it. Maybe it's in your one two three? no it's not. it's not. I I I I had in my hand and you you bumped it to me, you me over here. Boom. Okay then like that a little bit more. boom Oh My God dude. Okay, if we're lucky, if we're lucky I have enough um, materials to finish the wheels and like that. What is the good playthrough I Think this is like a definite w ow I'm hungry I have one big ass Tire D no Oh in the back yeah. xqc unpaid mods xqcl uh they work on the bumper. Can we say this? You think chat? it's not too bad I can fix this up right? Oh it's not too bad. Hold up. What the boom Oh dude, it's chromed up Oh my. God Did you know this game made by Hungarians? The text on the Windows cleaner spray says oh my God don't make it loud Ah what happened I died. What the you do? Well you killed me. How where are you are you back? Yeah, I'm here. What about the items? We lose them? No, it's all here. Okay, well. I'm at work man. all your items are here and you're older. Oh okay. Is this as a look or not? You think oh no, the body's going crazy. Check. Is this as good as you can look the back or not. All right he's about to find out. Oh, we're gonna get out of here. Oh my. God it's CR Oh no. There's two sides. Thanks. We gotta get out here. It's starting to bug that body on the ground. Oh right. Ah brother. Give me. give me. give me a minute. No, no, the wheels don't look. they don't look good. We'll get new. Wheels The whole point is to start poopy and then get a crazy car. but I like this one. I've been working on it. Okay, okay. get through before we go. I got pepperoni. okay I have um a croissant? Okay I have I have let me check. Let me check. uh alcohol I have a bun with a bun you're gonna need that. Did you eat or not yet? Novel. Bro how you win this game after eating one croissant. checking on the map right now is there's no map? You bum? What are you talking about? How do you drink water from here right? Yeah, the next town we're going to is called Blinkerton. City Okay, look at me. oh wait a minute I can't drink I emptied out the juicer. How long? Okay, hold up there you go Dad There it is. This is water wasting. I'm not wasting water bro. Relax. Relax. What the? I'm drinking it. the water. Can you close the water now? No no wait. Um so then with this fat Barrel look at this, look at it. Did you leave me look here? Yeah. 23 liters of water. oh this is gonna ask us for days bro. nothing. Put the over here. Okay, that's not bad at all. Okay now we need. Um bro. our car is shiny as 40 liter water at the back too the basement. First up or not, why do we need water? Six months for slightly belated birthday, my dude. Also, what faded but it's weak. faded. Then a hoe faded than a hoe faded. Need I say more. Cheers my friends. I'm ready to go a lot double Utah Oh not again. Please not again. Poke. Not this again dude. where it's outside, you might have to give me something. hold spam Crouch and jump. Come on. Oh my. God Come on. Yeah. Yep. almost. Directions: Can I kill myself? Oh no here. Take this. No. no. wait a minute. We can't vote that it's an envelope. Oh no. Crouch. Crouch them. There you go. I mean I'm dude. Come on man. he's better. You better than that. Jesus Christ Bro I'm already out. You made him first, right? Yeah, Because you used me. Oh that's only because I have more FPS than you And come on man, Bro I'm Bob This has never happened. okay. do Mega heart spam of jumping and then go sideways sometime you know I'm gonna get you a Barrel Roll I got you. This isn't real. Oh I'll get your belly jump boxes in here. Yeah yeah. I got you okay. Monsters coming Okay I'm dead I'm actually I'm actually just dead. What my what did you just do? My computer just cracks I Almost black screened as well. foreign exploded. it's all gone. xqcl I can't even explained for my game Crash And then put this photo of the game Show me laughs, it crashed. then we did that back immediately. It's like 41 months. Juicier is back. Xqcl Buy a nice new car like a Mercedes Xqc hold on I can rejoin ing us bloody hello uh uh major. Well I can't invite you. just do the thing you did last time I Am in Okay done. That's me right? Yeah, everyone tag a random person in the chat with people. we're all at work. Oh man, what the is this? start though man. Thank you for the streams. Oh detail. All right. pull that out I'll fix it. Oh my. God Bro I'm leaving. hey what? what? Whoa. Okay, remember. always put the ignition off. Okay, all right let's be done. Ready A bong? Okay Bing Bang I got this. Bing Bong okay uh okay. uh. food. We got a boost. We got a boost. Look at it. oh that's a Motors What the is that a frunk then? dude. all this I'm not giving this around Bing Come on Okay bro. yeah okay bro. yeah. do I have any work on this man. it's two-man Jabba Do you have enough oil and water or not? Uh, there's no oil down here. Oh the oil is half full abouts okay I Don't say coolant. any coolant chat because it's not even half cool in China I don't see cooling man do we need water? I don't think so I think we're good to go I'm ready to go uh I never I've never driven this shot before I don't really know how this is goddamn trunk so no radio. uh obviously this video inside I don't want to get the radio, no radio I I foreign can you put some music on or something or what? I'm trying it's it's staying on yeah actually I can't drive with this one I can't drive you dry I can't drive if we run out of music but I can't switch it off FM or am it's stuck in am? No, it's not. Yeah it is. Try oh my. God I almost got this shitty ass radio. you got just turn it down so we can get some some more. some more posts man some more channels. Send it there you go I hear something whoa Is that fresh? No no no no no no no no I'm good. Go just right. Let's uh Hungarian okay oh my ears dude, get me out. it's stuck bro. it's actually stuck there. Get out, Get out. Get it. No no, get it. what is E plus Mouse I don't know. he figured out. always adjust your mirror when driving on the road I know that because I'm a driver in real life. The door please Oh my God I'm I'm gonna lose my mind bro Door man, Let me just adjust your mirror. All right. All right. where's the blade at? Oh? I'm done. Hey the mirror. Are you okay? Are we there yet? Let me check. Uh, not yet. I See a house with that though I See it I Know shortcuts. Trust me, it's Rocky But we can make it. well. let's get there before dark. we're good. Wait, you're zooming foreign. Oh my. God Bro I Dude it I blocked IRL Holy really, there's nothing Jesus Christ Why was that so loud? So quick? Anyway I See a rock over there. Where's your house? What's playing That noise? What? I'm hearing noise. What is that a house? Yeah, no damn and pull up. I See a boat? nowhere. Poke What? Who's this? Not me? Oh where are you? He's chasing me. Where are you? I'm running out. What? He's not chasing you. Sniffer right? Hulk Hulk Poke again. the guy. Get in the car should I kill me. You should have killed me. He's trying to kill me. You just ran them over fashion. Reliable American cars if you can find any. Of course in other news, people are concerned about the large quantity. Uh, we got gas here. One shot in it though. Is that gonna fit it? There's a 36. 10, 25 G's that is it. So you're not gonna question the fact there's a monster I mean if there's a loot? I Mean it's dead, sir. But so this is where you're hiding Mega Loud. All right. Chat yo chat. What? how's it today? look I've never been assessed in this game in my life. I've never been this pastor oh my. God we're going 130. little bit faster chat. Have we ever gone this fast ever in this game 90 100, 110 120. That's 130. that's that's top speed. TB I think that's PB Okay, probably need to look for rocks. Okay, one rock and we're dead. We're fine. You're zooming. Rock these couples out of place. rocks now. Okay, okay. good morning, we're good. I'm kind of looking for a scenery changer I think I want to go to like a grass like that? I'm gonna get tired of this desert. man. what is this Las Vegas some holy I need some grass up in here man like some pasture or something like that. Some cows gonna be a horse Vegas is too hot. It's the biggest trash bro. we're zooming. where is it working? Pretty good. This is a good one. All you're gonna do now is just not dice. It can't be that hard, right? Just don't crash. just call. Rocks Maybe? Maybe? huh? How about that ass? Wait I don't think I Turned off the rock Rock Rock Rock rock. Yeah. I See it. Don't worry about what I'm doing man. I'm a high-speed driver Formula One Shot Like that I'm like a simulator winner. You know that that's little core sub worldwide Winner: I Racer Tournament Really? Race winner Yeah, why not? I don't know I'm not good at the tryhard racing I like around a lot but it's a lot. It's really fun though. It's really fun. Try hiding I might get into it one day. All right. So as well. Garbage loot. Absolute go bro. look at this. wait. do you see this? Oh my. God Come here xqc L I Don't what? Don't fall in the floor. Oh X I fell and I'm just I'm not stopped Following: did you get your phone? I can't hear anything because the wind will fall out I Just left Bro I'm telling you you fall forever Bro I slipped it. It's quicksand oh my God it's quickstand. Let's be faking. Do you see me I was losing I can't hear it I just hear him bro I'm in space. same City you've never seen it. By the way, this is the long fall. Let me see an update that Pokemon cool Now What? No, what's the next game I know Uh so we beat the game. Yeah what we need is a massive try. Hard run with a goal with Jesse That's what we really needed.
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12 thoughts on “The long drive is a comedic masterpiece”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars R.ItsNews Mcpe says:

    Please do more of this, I beg you!

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Bad Engineering says:

    watching x play the long drive with people always gets me

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kaitlyn D says:

    I miss Jesseh and Dizzy. But this was a fun video anyway xqcL

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Hol Horse says:

    Missed this

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Ega x Wandering says:

    No Jesse Sadge

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars doge says:

    bro plays this game every 9 months stg

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars a r k a n says:

    HOW IS FELIX ABLE TO STRESS ME DURING EVERY LET'S PLAY MY GOD

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Barty Crouch JR. says:

    WTF is that necklace? Is this LudwigQC?

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars _ Jvyden _ says:

    CHAT TILL YOU DIE!

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars PistolNebula says:

    FINALLY ANOTHER THE LONG DRIVE

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Sc3pt1cle says:

    Babe wake up, xQc posted a new long drive video.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars O. S. says:

    Why is bro riding on the right side of the road when there is no traffic

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