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Chatter Standard or challenging everyone the same channel. Jam: Oh you can turn RTX on it. Yeah, are you good at this? Why would a jet see him? I'm good. but I don't know what? Chatsa all right.

You see these leaderboards? Hello again. This nesting course was originally created for humans. so are we trying to do this faster? Smart. Unlike us, humans need to be told hello.

Oh okay. Go. let me let me lower the volume a little bit. A tiny smidge a smidge.

Talk to me. let me see your volume. Yo yo yo numbers. Yep.

um so we got a door here. Okay, yep. I'm gonna walk through. goodbye.

hey, look behind you, hey behind you. no. my portal. Hi man.

So then yep, yeah. this makes sense. Get back out there. Okay, but it doesn't help me I don't know I know um oh there you go.

Oh yeah, yeah. and then I leave a thing in here. Orange Receipts Five Science collaboration Point Okay, give me one. give me a new one I Can't do anything.

Oh, here we go. Okay, yeah. I'm good. Oh okay.

it's content. All right. Can I open it for me. Open it.

Let's go. it's not that bad. You want to do that faster or we just keep going. I I Think the game will like I'll let me do time I was it's always gonna stop.

but we're gonna lose immersion. Oh true yeah. I don't want to lose it. You know in some human Sports the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points.

I Just um yeah. this is quite easy. Go over there. This is just reveal to be honest.

Jesus I hit one of these. See this opens up. Good luck. Yeah yeah.

I gotcha now. Go ahead. Yeah, Yeah no. I didn't remove it easy.

Yep, that's easy as hell. I Just gotta open this back up real quick. This should be easy. All right.

So then I go like this. Um, open back up. Open the back up. Yeah yeah.

Been there. done that. Been there, done that now. Come through.

Yeah. I Can't believe it or not I mean there you go. Hey, What can I say? Oh okay. go back.

go back. I Came this. This is easier now. get in there real quick.

All right. let me get in there. Wrap this up. Hell yeah.

I'm in there. you're in. What a joke who's making who's on this? Go ahead. come on.

you're like me. anyway. Click this button. let's see what happens.

Classic. Oh we maybe gotta click at the same time. Ready Three two every go now. Maybe it's on this side.

Maybe you have to be down here. Oh I Get it. Come here. Come down.

There's symbols right here. Boom Bing Bing Bing. look over there. Oh my.

God wait I ended up before down X Oh pretty so yeah. Okay, no no. so you can't. You need to put your things so I'll be done.

Look at me. look at me Bing Bang Bang Yeah So I Go Bing Bang. Wait ready. Go Boom Boom.

Like who made me, who made this game? Come on. Really. come together. You really gotta.

I think that was genuinely mildly impressive. All right. Good. luckily.
Lethal. when Communications Yeah, exactly. Oh my. God Oh my.

God So easy. Don't even bother with that. Boom. All right, let's just wrap it up.

Come here. Oh I Can't I can't even look at this one. Now how do we do the high five? Oh Q Okay, Stop it. Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and Agony and test subjects if the subject survived the tested, just the pictures.

The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped. So yeah, I'd step right here and you do that. Okay, that didn't work like I Thought it would. um, hold on a minute.

I Think they got us. Dude, You know what? Hold on a minute. Let's think about this for a second. Okay, it's actually pretty obvious you know what you do is, you kill them under the glass just like.

So go ahead and hit it and then and now it's easy. Just come over here. Oh yeah, no more important to you than you. Oh yeah, then I bomb and it goes through and then I and then I go boom and then I hit it with one of those I mean this is what we call, uh.

trivial. this is I mean it's textbook. Honestly, Congratulations. Okay, we're actually kind of rolling though.

What? Yeah. I don't know what you think you are doing. what's going on here? Let me think about this. No, it's over here.

Look, you go over here for me and I'll control it for you. I'm gonna do the puzzle for you. Okay, Yep. been there.

Been there. Done that. All right. Go for it.

Go down. Yeah. Yep. Go down.

Uh down. now. Go out. Uh, they do.

No, you just go through your own portal. There you go. Um okay. all right.

cool. now. come over here. Ready.

Wait. Go. No gotcha. Go.

Yep. Go grab it. going down. Go up.

Boom. Yeah. oh, you can see up there you can. Okay, you're gonna ask.

Oh yeah. dropping it. Oh, bringing it up down. it hurt.

Stop all right. As easy as that. I'll just go ahead and grab that from you. Yoink can I make it? Um, All right.

So now we do this. Open this bad boy up and where's the laser oh above? I See it? Yeah. What can I say? I'm only tracking your accomplishments. Good knowing.

Bother. Don't talk to me I'm not even listening. All right, it's not though. good job, Well done.

Easy. Why would I play in the game? Yep, that's the one. Nope. All right.

Okay. do that one more time. Sorry No. for real.

not bad over here. Yep. hold it. hold it.

Okay. Next stop stop stop stop. You have white behind you like you can. Yep, that was sick.

What? Hey I'm gonna get you high enough you have to swap on the way out on the way out, right? Yep, Yep. here we go. Okay, so what are we doing this bang and then um oh yeah I see and then I Just point it right here or no like this. Okay comments so it sounds too easy.

It is just so easy. Congratulations Is this supposed to be a challenge? Was this challenge mode I Forgot my meal. Sometimes testing has to occur outside. This next test is so outside the box.
I Can't it's wait a minute. Keep up the good streams. Orange is penalized 50 Science collaboration points Foreign Boom. Obvious.

Oh look at me. Okay, don't do it. There's so many things you could do okay. we can always come back and if you jump there's like going back.

Thanks My thousand Point penalty that was Oh down there. Oh obvious. this is textbook bro. you.

you went through the thing. Okay, enter a disc. All right. she's gonna have to find a desk.

Hold the F for countdown. Nah. I don't give a Ed sweetie. Gotta go fast.

Three two one go Three two one go. Mary Not completely bad. That was it. Wait, we don't even put the stuff in.

Okay, now that we're done with that I Think we go. uh, the menu and then we do. um, campaign. okay, like the real one.

Yeah, because otherwise if we lose like a lower engine like that which is fun, you know? yeah. I Need lore? Yeah, cause like what's going on? like who's talking to us? it's happening. I Imagine yeah? Should I added chicken? Um Fang butts? that's Chick-fil-A Chick-fil-A Goofy Ah, All right, welcome back to the Central. Hub All tested.

All right. Look, it shows that you beat everything bro. My immersion. Wait, look how many steps you've taken.

What? what happens if we go on the wrong one? Not with your team building? Yeah, we did. uh. the one right? chat. Yeah, but listen to this foreign wait.

Oh no, bro. I did wonder two now. Okay. Felix The Monster Portal 2 has been released named Portal Reloaded Involving new game mechanics including a third portal allowing you to travel through time.

it involves cause and effects, puzzles and basics. Oh sometime, oh sorry you. I'm going yours so that doesn't work all right. This should be easy.

This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans to do that. The tests were nothing more than five minutes of them walking, followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they were. Hey, what's going on since you are thankfully not. Oh, watch this.

I have changed the test to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fall. Yep, no, you don't get it though. So this is me. go through it.

Oh yep. I got it. One Yeah, that is just too simple. Who is him? Um so these drop down? Of course that makes sense.

So being like this up in there side, it's really easy. Okay, foreign. Oh, it's a double bubble. That's what I was just literally about to say.

So no, no, no remove that him. Okay, wait, wait. do it. Yep, send it with one of these.

Um, oh, it's just a checkpoint. Okay, so now I got it. I Gotta Give It to the checkpoint. Now now.

now. wait, yeah, wait, don't hey don't I'm sorry. What am I thinking Okay, yeah, you do that. Okay, you get out.
yeah, get out and I'm gonna. And then and then I hit mine, the ball drops. Put it in, we're done. Michael Jackson You did an excellent job placing it just like Michael Jackson This is a little too easy for me I Can still get out of my head.

We're letting them try to figure it out like we already know it as soon as we walk in. but I think it's good for them. I think their brains are organ ism. electrocuted, shot, drowned, crushed.

Oh yeah, we're gonna have to move that wall and that's how I get you over there. That's pretty simple. So when I click this, the wall goes away. Yeah I've been there done that.

You just keep testing and testing. Yeah, get some speed. It's a no consequences I got you. It has to be mine because oh yep.

So go. Yeah yeah no no you don't. You don't do anything I'm gonna. it's only me.

All right. Good luck. Uh yep. Go girl.

this is easy it's gonna say. and now you do it for me. I'm pretty sure now you what's up. What happened? huh? So again, ah oh, was that necessary I'll try again I don't know what's going on.

We should have had this by now. What's happening? Easy Easy. So this is chat. Let me make some chat.

This is a game that's very easy design for children. That's why we're flying through like a joke. It'll get harder I'm sure but like nothing happened. it's right now he's in the call.

We didn't want to talk about it but we have the Guinness World Record guy in here and we're actually going for the fastest run ever done right now. You don't have to say anything. Um yeah, just looking at it. Oh that makes sense.

All right. Peace, Yeah how much better you are than Blue Blue You are very good at being an example. Help hold up that was that was a very um oh yeah yeah please. do it fast I'm gonna puke.

Um yeah, that makes sense. Yeah Okay, so you see what we have to do so that floor right there is gonna move. Oh yeah. but um I don't know what that's wanna.

Wow. look up there. Okay, yeah. so let me just come back up here.

No yeah. I'm pretty sure what. So man. so I click this ball comes down.

Nope. She click that. Yep, are you good? How is this even Science? All right? No, it was smart and then you come hand it over to me bro. Go back.

Did you? I was that was literally I just missed. Foreign. Bam I Grab it I Die to them. No, you don't you just walk here.

Okay, Stop. Stop. don't go over there at the Gap No over here thank you. I'll just see more about Smrs talking and um, difficulty of game zero.

So far it's been a zero. Yeah, as soon as I walked in there, everything kind of made sense instantaneously. Oh hi I'm Adamson remember when I told you that you were the only subject classic? so we're gonna have to get momentum and go up there. Really? Oh there it is.
Competitions: Ah yeah, did it work. Test in three two one go. Nice shot. Yeah the difficulty is very low.

Very very low. I don't know what it's at. it's at a very low number. Yeah.

I am a savant. The Gotham chat I am what we call a savant. even stay to the end of your last test. Last confidence you could finish.

That is so easy dude. I was outside watching some dear friends. Do you like? come on come on like please. Oh that makes sense.

See ya see? But so what? you I guess so much? Yeah, obviously we go like boom bam yeah that's the one. Yep, there you go. You gotta click better. Um yep.

there we go. Cool. Let me just go ahead and reset that just in case just so everyone can see. That's how you get the lineup.

Boom and then. So what you want to do is you want to get one right there right in the middle. get it set up just like this. Are you ready? I'm ready.

Nice. Okay and then and then I do something bang bong. Then you do bing bang look look, um look to your left. yeah, then up.

yeah yeah and up. She right? yeah okay, no no no no. but you see what I'm saying uh no I don't Yeah, you're done. Leave it there.

Bang bang bang bang. Are you done You done? no? Because oh yo. hold on I have to actually look in my portal. Oh wait wait no.

I'm done. I'm done gotcha. Actually it's um, it's simple. pretty sure.

I'm pretty sure all we have to do is foreign. Wait, that's dumb. Um I think maybe I could I fell. We're gonna have to do the whole thing over again.

Why? um maybe? go Go. Yeah, that just hurt. Go! I get hurt bad dude. Seriously Kim Okay, this is simple.

This is a simple question. This is very very very simple. Okay, because it's all about momentum and what. You gotta don't touch anything yet.

All right. Oh, give me a Reddit give me your record on the outside. give me a right click. All right.

Nope. I'm actually I'm actually getting mad now. No one more time. Hold up.

Go! I'm sorry now. give me your orange on your left. Yep. okay I gave it Oh I understand.

Like dang it, that's yellow, not orange I need orange not yellow all range. Sorry it's I have yellow or red. That's a thing foreign the going on I don't understand. Can you explain to me now you need to give me ah oh yellow? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Go there you go. It's what every time I said give me orange I was thinking like I had to click it after you hit I was making it too complicated. So now, uh and it's simple because now my thing is here. but you should be able to shoot that thing back there.

See it? No now. I give you wait. jump through it please. Okay, easy.

Um yeah. that was watch this thing. Now you're gonna get a new portal right? So right there. Something weird.

Yeah, but look, how did I get this? Come on. This is like a kid's puzzle. No, it's simple. It makes sense.
It's just it's getting a little. oh he doesn't get it I can't get it there. you go and then and then I do this for you. Open it well see I can't I know that's what I was saying.

You're just leaving me in here. You're gonna figure it out. Um and then um I go Bing and then watch this and I go get the Cuba because I'm that cool now. What are you gonna do now? Okay, is that you're going to go.

Um, do all of that. but you're gonna use D Cube instead. Sign up. Can you let me out? I Will not let you outside because you don't deserve it.

Okay album. Now that by the way, by the way, it's called insane IQ that's what I'm saying was that though. well that's it. I know I know.

Um, we have the ball make it though. So yes, you're gonna have to do the same thing as I did. Yep, um which actually is is possible because you have that area now which gives us more of something. Um, now you're gonna go.

just try that. Boom. Yep. and then we we do one of these films Anyway, Humans, that's what you look like right now.

Difficulty: probably I would say one out of ten on that one for 1.200 but yeah, I was lagging there a little bit to him. No, it's my stats. it's won by everyone. knows the rules, But slowly.

yeah. I'm down to speed running. Yeah, in there. done that now.

Um, on the other side. Yeah gotcha. Yep, there you go. Bang Bang! Well how's it going though? So how was your day? So the thing I really did before I took him is that it's a game that has a lot of effort built into it.

right? Yeah, if you spit on the game though, she doesn't see all the Arts that's part of it. Don't move your mouse too fast too because they the bitrate. Yeah, okay. pull that out.

um uh um um yep. so it was so smart though. it was so smart. You know you know what the just happened.

Good morning chat good morning I Got a job offer this morning I'm so happy xqc l ol um anyway um so you come back over like you were just showing them so that was the first. Yeah, right? So the first thing first like I showed them but next up is actually doing it. This was like most important. Um so I'm gonna go like this and then um, ready.

Yeah it's gonna be really easy so get ready. See that that was sick. where I'm from I Don't know where you're from, but this is art by the way. unless you're familiar with it with the term art foreign.

Oh, there's a cube over here. Oh I See it? Oh yeah. yeah. okay.

Boom. Do it again and You're gonna have to just do what you did. Yep, simple. and then you throw it down here for me.

Nice cash that's a Kobe right there. Okay and then now do yourself. Yeah, so are you okay. Now go do it again.

Yeah I got it should be. Yeah, should be easy now. Bing bong. that's the one pal.

Bing And then I go over here. just I didn't I wasn't recording so they wouldn't have been able to see that. So now you're gonna do Bing banging. Yep, that's it.
I've been able to see that at all so just had to make sure. So oh my. God Okay, you didn't have. okay, that's a flex.

Okay, yeah. I know. Okay, okay, that's a flex him button. so obviously this was a cube right? So but yeah, he's not gonna get what we want it to be exactly unless you baby with it.

Yeah yeah. then you hit it right now. Oh and that could be you. s nadaya sure is this even science? Okay, good job Now then nothing.

Um Good Luck I'm on my way back over. pretty sure your bugged out. Oh and then I bop it up and eat. Are you okay? Here we go? Yeah.

Watch. Do it. Do it. It's in it.

Oh I'm coming back. It's just way too high. Okay, settle the down there. Got it.

Go Dude. Wait. help. Foreign.

Are you okay? I did I didn't get off? Okay, bam Congratulations I'm so easy. but something seems off. I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you? Oh I could be up. This is this game, you know.

I'll say how it is ready. This game is actually just a game these days. I Feel like it. There's so many things associated with games, right? It's really Concepts right? This is just yeah.

Next time show you are going too slowly. Maybe you are getting human. Maybe more of this. Do you need real encouragement? Also, this is simple.

I hope you understand that you are the most. This is one of the simple guns. Yeah yeah. and then I also do that but on your side.

Yeah yeah. like find it like that. Good luck to you. I don't think you get the chat.

That makes sense actually. buddy. Yeah. Ready Three Two one? Let's get it.

No you? Me: Okay, you see, you're trolling me. Okay, no, you put your bubble down here. Bruh right here. Uh no I don't actually okay? Are you sure? Yes? I'm sure.

Okay, so whenever you're available for, like, uh, stop trolling it. I um I'll be very grateful for that. I got it. When everybody stops rolling, we're good to go.

Yep, truly the best game. Okay, there you go now then I can train it and I also do. uh I'm ready to go three Three Two one. Let's get it.

It's just simple. Like simple mathematics. I'm thinking a simple um easy. Yep, there's a laser here down here.

Classic. Uh I'll I'll get you bro. Yeah, Yep. Okay, this is this.

Oh easy by the way. Very easy. So that's it. So yeah, it's you doing it and it's annoying me.

you got crushed by the thing. You're putting so many portals that are useless, it's triggering me. Yeah, did I go like this and then go like this? Yeah. but this one the orange one is misplaced again.

Is it all right Man, You know one more time I didn't do anything to you to solve this test one more time. I'm not playing with you anymore Weights? Huh? So bad. Oh my glow. nice.
Try Bozo. Okay oh I'm gonna do it. Undo It Undo It Undo it. Do it again.

Do it again. We don't have much time. Bye: I Can't decide which is my favorite toothbrushes for crushing you for the reassembling machine again. Um oh I See what? I have to do I See I have to like Drop down? Yeah yeah.

I See sense? When are you gonna jump upstairs I Have to go pee. Go upstairs. Yes. I Have to go to the peak I Have to go to the peak.

Okay, here we go see you. Why are you so limp? Why are you so bad? Wait, why is the laser still in it? Look. just it. Just say it.

Look. it's this okay and that? wait. Okay, you notice that the laser is still in it I am very unhappy right now. Do you understand what I'm doing with you? Yes.

but do you see what I see right now the laser is still on it for me. Oh I Don't him? You ready to go? Okay yeah oh man hahaha No I have to wait. Thank you man. I'm sorry I didn't know.

holy let's go and I got you Bing Okay um so we are we still using laser hair? No wait, see him. Oh I didn't see this gotcha foreign wait huh? Oh oh um. make yourself a TP so you can make it in time I Get it. we forgot the box.

Yeah I didn't know that this tube could do it. Then you know what I'm saying. Well oh yeah yeah, let's go. Oh you just put the Box on it.

No like this. Yep, let's go. It's just simple simple game. I Think who's coding this? We should take a break from the officials and is paid to code this anyway.

let's try to make something do something difficult. but let's just make it super obvious. Yeah yeah okay yeah okay. no joy though.

This again put oil intellect in one spot. Okay your your free frontal cortex again and yes Max focus and smoke this puzzle. Don't worry. Go Go.

Go. Go. Go. Useless.

Easy. Done. Okay okay yeah down here down here I See the gravity. One sec.

You got it. Bang. Yep, yeah. I'm over here now.

That was easy. Bless you. Bless you again. Damn.

it's now my turn to that. There's a wall over here. Um Bing No, it's my turn to do the same thing. I Check downstairs.

There's nothing I check here. Okay, uh. maybe. I give you a wall so you can look over here.

Foreign. Oh, it's simple. It's simple. and I get it.

So when you when you throw me over, you're gonna click that button and when I'm midair I'm going to grab it. um the button right here. There's a button on this thing coming up. I made it.

I'm yeah. come here. see that button. So you're gonna hit the button.

see how there's a one and there's a two. You're gonna hit the button I'm gonna go across right or vice versa. It's up to you. Okay I need to reverse the puzzles I had your bottom and you did.

You did a big one. Okay, yep, that's the one ready. Yep, are you gonna give me a? Um, yeah. I was just practicing that one right? Well, no, that's mine.
What? Oh, because you took mine. Oh, you broke mine ready? Okay, Yep. Oh I hit a wall I had some weird wall over here. That's weird.

Okay, it literally. I'm pretty. I'm not even trolling you either that I'm pretty sure. Yep.

Dang bang. Ah, almost. Why Is that really refrigerator? too late for you? You're hitting the button. I So what does the button do see? Oh yeah yeah.

go again. I Go really early. then. Dang it.

There you go. Oh my. God it's like I think it actually has an audible timer I Hear it. It's like ghost.

super early. Three seconds. Count of three. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

One two roll. twitch. Really? what is he doing? Mom came in tell me to do my homework. Shut up.

Okay, that's true. One go. Uh yeah. okay.

so one two, it's on the two. One wait, there was one. Yeah. I know it's like she didn't even make breakfast.

Just hey. got it? Nice. Easy. Okay, now what let me go like this.

Bam yeah. now. I'll rewire it. Oh there on the left left side.

yeah, you're done. Are you done okay? I Go. Oh I See it? What is this doing anyway? Oh, it's stopping the turbine. See how it's slowing down? How does that help with me? Well, because it's obvious.

see over there there's a wall this side. and then there's also a way for us to jump this way. So just give me one sec. Peace.

Oh, you're gonna turn it back on. That's funny. Oh three years in the Jungle European Are you going now? I Yeah I Just had to die. Come in, you just had to die.

Okay, easy. and then um, there should be a wall here I Don't know. Yeah, they put no walls in here. Do you gotta? You gotta send yourself over here somehow.

Wait wait wait no no. I'm dumb as hell. What happens when I click that oh I'm seeing something I'm seeing something something. Yeah yeah.

hold on. Yeah over there. Yeah, but no. What did you do? You have to give me a portal? No no.

but I walked through this and it gets rid of my portals to come in here. See Ah yeah yeah yeah. So I'm saying like how exactly am I to get you? what if you go to cube chat I'm gonna mind oh yeah, what? we need more cubes then how I got you I got it? I got it? Okay oh, you have to literally do it on your own too. how do you go back yet? Yeah I literally don't know like I'm traveling Oh I can do on my own right? I'll go ahead I'll go bang it bang right? Uh, for sure.

but I am so confused why there's only one Cube Oh wait wait wait you can Shine the laser at me through the window right? Can you see this area? Yeah yeah. can you shine it through that? uh uh. See where I'm at over here? Yell up Yeah yeah. I'm trying to find a portal there.

That leaves it though right? Yeah yeah. Yep. I got it okay and then pointed to the ow You need me to line it up a little better? You do it Okay, one piece is real that better which is not working on Boom. Okay, so hold it through and it will turn it off for you.
So everything's off. now. let's go. Okay I'm gonna give it a bucket.

That was pretty hard. Yeah, it actually was. Why? I So you have to think about the window thing. Three, two one.

Bang that's just simple I Think the Dev's been a mistaken when they go to the game and they forgot to updated the game. That's why we're so hard. Yeah, this seems like it was like up like they put this. this is a knife.

Yeah, let's watch this. Very good. You found those useless blueprints. Well I do need you to be in the room so I can see them I Want to be clear? there's no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.

Done I guess I Suppose let's go. Um, wait. we just cleared all two. If you guys read your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice.

All right, where's three at? That's a puzzle on its own finding three us up there so we need to. very simply just you. go. Boom Boom Drop down.

Yep, so how do you feel as a genius Do you think it's a blessing or a burden? It's definitely a burden. Ignorance is bliss and it just sucks knowing everything. Hey, you hear myself and then abandon it. Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too Deadly? Like what? Wait, what? And then you get right here.

Wait for it. Boom. No down. Now.

Come back. come back. Are you good? I Don't know what happened. Oh, it's Elijah Then I go like this.

Wait, no. Oh, not too shabby. Not too shabby. Yeah, it's literally the Pythagorean theorem.

A squared plus B squared equals C squared. Yeah, Easy. You still know your, uh, quadratic formula or not? Yeah, really? What am I supposed? Oh, see that? Yeah. So I'm gonna I mean no, no, you did that.

Yeah, later. Yep, yeah. yeah. Do this first now.

Yeah. okay. and then now you could laser now I can laser the juicer? um into die Direction Just like, uh, the other side behind you. there's a wall in the other side of the laser.

Yeah, it's like that lauded. Yes, Not so. let's just do that one more time. Nope.

Okay. anyway. um yeah. so what is the quadratic formula? Remember yeah, it's uh.

x equals the square root and I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding yo. You almost look at that. If you did that, you would have broke the Cuba Hey wait, that's actually how you do it though.

Oh, you make a bounce foreign now. then um I think I might just be able to give it to you I guess Um or no. What if Oh, go ahead, try it. The thing I was gonna do hey yo I was gonna.

he's getting me. no no no okay, so watch. so watch Swatch watch this. Oh I'm so sorry man, you're doing good.

Wait I know what to do? Go up there. we go now. I Hit it up here. That is not the way to make the meant to the door.

by the way. Yeah I know, but it is what it is. It is humans have. Yes, it's the one thing you can't do.
Is that not how you're supposed to do that though, not remove yours and just jump up and down. Uh, foreign. When you're smart like us, you can do wonders with the world, right? We could change the world. We could.

We could. um, we could. um. evolve all field of science.

First thing we actually modify chat I have a funny joke. teach them how to speak. having an earthquake? pretty sure. probably I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me but trying to write sure I still won't be satisfied.

Um what the are you doing here tripping out bro? Um okay. we go boom and then we go this way. tree set that kind of bad about that. Now you steal mine when yours is already done.

That right? Yeah, you come over, then bam and then you're going. You're going to see that up there. Yep, then come back over, here. Look, you're gonna put a laser up there.

I'm pretty sure. Um, no. So I go back entirely. And now what I do instead is I do this.

Yep and then you go bang bang. No no. a little bit higher. A little bit better.

a little bit. Come here. Come here above us. Uh, maybe a little higher.

Maybe like way higher. Maybe like way higher. Yeah, you got it. Uh, hit that.

We can hit that jump 100 right? I'm gonna go for a B-hop Can you come here now? Can you come here? Is it actually GG Well you gotta get me up there. You know what? I'm saying yeah I'm trying to figure out where you're at. Oh my bad. Oh he's going to the top huh? Yeah.

I'm sorry I think I have to come all the way down. No, you don't have to. I'm gonna do it if you just beat me through the wall. but I can't see that wall.

the wall you used earlier and you just beat me in it. Oh I'm dumb through them through the the floor. Yeah. I see how this is here? Okay I'm coming.

Oh wow I mean wow. smart I didn't think about that. Oh yeah, oh my. God that is that is in this test.

I Think there's nothing that's not the way we were supposed to beat it. But then yeah in a row. And again, well, we are literally smarter than the game. We're Smart in the video game and we we tear it apart.

That's in China because that is so big I Don't know how he doesn't get a headache every day actually I do actually one of my best tests. Um, that guy asked if I was cool I am you can't test plans so let's see. Yeah they just sit there no problem. there's a baton or not stop.

Uh oh my bad. Wait wait what is a baton Dude? Oh it saves them all. You know what I'm saying. Yep, line up, you need to come over here and then click it.

actually I don't but uh I will do that just for you just one time. but it's not opportunity. one more time for me. Questions: Okay, so that was really simple right? But next episode but it's spicier.

What we have to do is um, this can't I just do this. can't I Just dude. Look I figured out another cheese. Come wait a minute.
Wait a minute. wait. What are you doing? Oh wait a minute. Wait a minute.

then. what? what? Wait that was it though. Your failure brings back such wonderful. This is failure.

but she's a ass. She's there's nothing else. She's literally zero clue. That was nuts.

Wagon: I Just felt that in my router. So annoying. Okay Waits Waits I'm gonna watch this. Ready Ready? Yeah ready.

That was sick. Actual God Mode Literal: God Actual God Mode Challenge: Oh it ain't done yet. That is so easy. Oh my.

God I Can't believe they actually put these again. Oh my. God I'm gonna make it. You're gonna make it that simple.

Oh, why make it so easy? I Don't get it done Exactly. Do that. Yes, Yes Yeah yeah. So do you know what's going on over here or not? Just yeah.

we need it. lock the guy block. but I Also I Also get the I blocked the receiver. so whenever I go through right so you didn't get it, you could have just said so bye-bye Yeah, you go like this.

No. I go like this and this my first few block. Yeah. I Ready? Yeah.

higher. That's fine. it's fine. Um, wait wait wait.

can you wait a little bit? You think you're not I got you up. and then now you do it for me. You know? Yeah, yeah. Then you do the the wall right here above me.

right here. You smell me. Yeah, Hot, Yeah, just. you did it wrong.

You're just doing it wrong. That's the thing. you're doing that wrong. But what about this? What about that? Let me try.

Yeah, you're doing that wrong. No, no, I'm not still got it right now. ready. Go for it.

Yeah, you're doing that completely wrong. Are you done You done talking or what? So that one, how do you do that that word. But that worked. That really worked.

Go ahead. Go ahead gotcha. You did it wrong. All right.

What is it? Yep. nice. now. jump next Challenge please.

Winners: So what point of the game does actually start getting hard? I Don't know. Maybe we'll have to I'll do for that on because it's it's um I think I think it's a little trivial. Yeah I Didn't realize we were planning because we've got a gripper baby game. It is extremely easy.

Oh, that's how you do that. Simple foreign. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck.

can you stop the portals or I'm trying to make him like go away but I can't I think I soft like this. Got it gotcha right? Um, now that I'm here, you know what? I can do what? you can go through that now that hole. So yep, that's right. Um is this because then you set it up for me.

Pretty much so like boom. Then I come up and then yeah. nice. There we go.

And now that we're here, what we can do is it's simple. I hate to break it to you. Peace at the end of the day You You have to think to yourself what came first. the chicken or the egg? Wait what happened? um wait, are we soft locked in? I Don't know what just happened.
What? huh? Are we meant to be or not? It's look at is it you really tried Foreign? You pushed me? No I didn't you pushed me? You pushed me. Your failing gives me no new data. Well I died too and I'm sorry. It's the inevitable.

okay being woke up okay buddy. Yep. can they make you kill me? Damn dick. Oh what? I was sick.

That was just sick though. Wait this and then I'm assuming you fall down somewhere. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Oh I see it. let's see it.

Oh ah I See it? yeah I See it right? Yep, that's it. What? Why did I don't know why I did that? Oh I have to WN yes chat. I have double women right? What was that about? can lagging so bad it's like okay, come here I'm just watching Netflix I'm like freaking um Portland You in relax. Okay so here's what we're gonna do again.

So this again and then you're gonna do this. Yeah, this and you're gonna replace. No no, and you're gonna replace my top on it. Yeah.

Replace that one ready. Yep from here all the way up I'm all the way up I don't Yeah? Oh I See I See yeah? like follow me like yeah, yeah, like yeah yeah. Jim Now then it's a simple puzzle. Wait a minute wait knowing no I found it ready.

Oh yeah. go over there. Yeah yeah. then um.

watch this. Aha it's just so simple. It is what it is. Yep, uh.

love it Right here. Yep. and then go for it. You just gotta break your portal.

Um, no. too easy man. dude. we're literally rolling through this.

They described it as Impossible. Deadly. cruel. um foreign injuries I ran the numbers and there's a lot of games like that.

Oh, deadly was more cost effective. You like that? I could just use my moment. No dang it. Um.

I Actually kind of had an idea. what if it's what I thought it was there now I got a brother, no one even tripping. Don't even trip. bro.

don't even trip. Now you now. you may make me bump now. make you wet, make me bump up.

Uh yep. Go for it. Aha now then. I give you a portal.

Um, that goes from wait. hold up. wait. I'm waiting.

Wait? Okay, 43 months Punk Come to me. Okay, okay. ready. Yeah.

okay. it's just that simple. Uh, so we got another one of these. These are simple.

Yeah. look at this. look at this. Uh, is it really an explanation for this Really? Dude? No.

No. I Literally do this. Yeah. come on through.

Go on through the hole. go through the hole. Trust me. I Trust yourself.

Okay, and then you need to go up. I Think Okay, um, wait. Oh, how about just okay, right? Sure. And what do you see up there? Um I I Like the Um.

I'm thinking about this again. I'm really thinking about this one though, right? wait wait, wait here again already. Oh I didn't see that. Yeah, Oh yeah, you understand now or not.
now. pour yourself over there. Yeah, yeah and then go over there. Yeah yeah.

and you should be able to get my my juicer now. uh your juicer as in yep yep that one, you look at it, it's gonna go. Yep, There you go dude. and then give me one over here.

Wait a minute. Settle down. No wait. let me think about this.

Let me think about this. So you had it all over there. right? Bang bang right? Oh baby? I Do this yellow had to be there. You see it, look, no, see how? the fingers up now I Don't think you get it there.

It's not about going up, huh? And I'm gonna get it. Okay, yeah. okay. you're yellow Initially, it needs to be uh here.

Oh so I have to go back. might have to go over there instead. Yeah, so mine is over here. Okay, don't do anything.

Yeah, over there. Yeah, you did that. My yellow initially needs to be here, right? Yep, you said. And then I'm gonna uh um you myself over there right? Bang Bang and what's not even here now? Okay, is that oh man, king and bang right? Yeah.

But the trick is that I'm gonna Bend you in over here right now I I know I was kidding. Can I have a look at them Now you're gonna. you're gonna be over there right? right? Click here. Orange, orange Yeah, exactly yeah.

And they go back and they go back and go back. and then jump. Yes Boom now now I can put a portal here. Jumper? Yeah.

um and then right here. right here. Yeah for me. Okay, so you have to like there needs to be momentum and you need to go into this.

Come out of this with speed. So how am I gonna? How are you gonna get a lot of oh okay. oh wait. unless wait, no, none of that.

These are all jumps. All right. All right. All right.

Um. oh I see it and I got it? Okay I'm a little mind I'm a little reminder James Yep and then you're gonna drop down on it I don't know if that's gonna be enough speed. It has to be that jumper thing. Yeah, it has it.

Yeah. yeah. so I have to. Oh wait.

put the laser underneath me. You're gonna guide me back. Why? Because I need to I Need to go to that launch pad and put my red. Oh I'm coming.

Okay, you're right. You're right. and then wait. wait yeah.

Dimex Cubes is actually a genius now. I'm just kidding. Oh better get it got rid of itself. did we? No, no.

I think now now. I Go Boom! I Don't know how the hell we're gonna do it now. Well I'm upstairs and I just have to no, there's nothing up here. it's just the end.

Wait what? Yeah. So now you have to somehow get up here solo. Uh oh I jumped first and then you go because if you lose yours, those are the important ones, not mine. That's why I need to go back.

Yeah so L l okay the Boom love you. chat with him now now then now. then you keep your yellow under remember Yeah yeah. Oh and I clue you in.
Yep, um. get me in here now I don't remember how we did that. Ah me neither man. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

I was here. No Okay, fine. I'm done I can't do it I can't do it again. We can do this.

We can do this. We do this. So first off, okay, my mind starts off here. Okay, then you go.

Okay, so here. go through this. Come come through this. Yeah, then you set up a bridge for me.

Yep, then I walk over here. then I do this. Yeah, Bam. Then you do it.

Put the thing. no, no, we didn't. You're gonna click your thing, click your button on the thing, then come down. No, no, you go down there.

Okay, no no, you're right. You're right. Okay, so bam. and Bam now we find somebody.

It's opposite again because I ain't to hold that one over there so you so It's same thing. but you go first and set it. Do it again. Okay, I'm done.

I'm done. I Attend anyone. Okay, simple concept. one to the other ready.

Yeah boom then I Go boom You go. I Go Yeah, you go? Okay, that is good right? Yeah. Then you guide me. Go guys.

okay and then I give you one of these. Yes, but you go first. Can I yeah yeah wait No I go first. Wait what's gonna happen? Well it's gonna get rid of my wait.

So come down, come down, you go first. then I go No yes you go first. Go ahead. no.

but if I go first it's gonna break it because it's my stuff. You just did. you. Trust me, you go first.

Okay so how do you feel about this now? No way. you're going for that dude. Go for the crazy B-hop strafe. Let's go.

if you don't know how to brain hit that follow button. wait oh wow. Well I just hit the whoa whoa my head feels yeah, then you hit that. Then you do the lasers.

Yep boom and then we go. both go down. okay. come down with me.

okay and then you. you're gonna get us lower. Yep and then you orange me bada bing by the phone but never forget the bed. I Had to go first though.

Okay I am again. let's finish this after that. I'll go next game I Can't do it I'm sorry it's my fault. it's kind of my fault though.

No, No no no. I do leadership. But then I I I delegated the task like a dump. Okay I started quoting Tick tocks bro.

Okay, Go a bang. Yep, Yep. Stop. don't do anything goes.

Uh, go through. wait, don't do it. Yep good now then now. then I hit the thing I had to be Hopper right? Yep, Yep.

come up. Bam and I'm like you go first. Bang Bang Bang Bang Go Go Me! Yep, you. let's go.

Oh make this course more exciting I Asked the reassembly machine to not reassess we Brute Force the last four levels. That would be like asking right? you were literally doing like speed run? No, no, we literally cheated all levels. Does that make us smarter? No Yes oh no. Did ours take less steps or more steps? I Don't know.

Oh, this is a bridge building exercise. The humans were miserable at this. Okay, I'll just wait because you can't build Bridges out of Tears Yup, and then I think I could walk through it but you have to block me up though. Yeah.
I would have called that a success. Yep, Yep. Yep. can you just walk up I didn't unblock him? Yeah, yeah, came.

you said it right? Yep. do it again. Oh let me you ruined my life I didn't do anything. Whatever.

You have to also put your laser too over here. You me do it again. No oh yes, you're good. Well now I'm gonna say something.

yeah So then come up like come come that you yep and then look I have to go. Bam and then you also have to go Bam Yeah yeah. so I Go Oh right here. look at it.

I got it. I got it I Gotta get it. Yep so this is very easy. Very trivial.

They call it trivial. Very simple. Trivial ish. not many things easier.

Okay, this one is considered as one of the hottest ones in the world. but not for me because today I don't know what you're doing I don't know man it's just it's just hard sometimes. Don't stop it already. Thank you What? you just let me up here and then now I Go Bam Bam see but there's lasers though.

Yeah so what are we gonna do about that? Maybe I can just behava All right. Yeah it like this. I got it like this? See it? Yep. Yep.

go up and then orange juice over here. Yep dude. good job man. Wait we need the ball though.

you're gonna have oh wait wait look look over here. jump there's a white over there I'll see you then. like over there. uh I don't know how to Ping this Oh never mind I'm done.

um I don't know. just do it real fast. Okay, the ball went down though. it went down and died.

It's behind you so you have to do it again. Foreign nice. Did we choose it again? I Think we cheated again. All right.

Turn it off. This was another time yesterday. it's all good. No, the test is here.

Hold on sorry IQ went up since the last time I Really enjoy the the TV series. Yeah we'll we'll do better tomorrow. Dude I was trolling so heavy. Yeah I mean because I'm doing that's not in a normal Speed Run I'm like mining yeah um what? are reading space? This machine is not very nice.

Is it these tests? No, they wouldn't be tests damn And then oh orange, orange, yellow, orange. yeah. I'm sorry. oh my.

God All right A.M um oh I See it? Wait Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah wait wait wait. you have to do it fast. Ah Yay! Blue is back. Testing can continue.

Wait wait yeah. ready. Wait there you go. get his ass.

let's go. Where are you I didn't make it Kevin hit that one right there bro did I get it? Yeah no. I see it, watch and then I go. You don't need you, don't need laser, just just bro.

Oh I see oh oh oh oh it's just simple. Yes. Yum. Identify me, you know Chad What is the force and sitting? okay? bam sorry.

sorry. I think we're both gonna have to block right? or is that good? I don't get it there for Sin will never beat her. Oh maybe I can shoot it oh my. God I got it.
I got it. I got it. Wait wait wait wait wait wait what was that the wrong color? I Just you're going through like a non-portal Maybe I have to step on it for you. Okay please.

Oh um. hold on wait I I I gotta kill him. One dead, two dead. okay, almost.

um. this guy right here. Well um, this is kind of special because I can't make it there. wait hold up.

Um yeah. we can't really get these guys come over. Wait Ball's going through Yeah oh you hit them with the balls? Yeah, but I mean I I don't I don't have the angle for it though. do if I get rid of this wall like this.

No, they're not attacking. No no I don't know the White Walls I don't have them unless uh uh I don't have them dude I don't have them. okay um I'm gonna figure this out brother I saw I saw balls come out and like shoot out of this portal I think I died I See over here I got it. I got it.

I got it. I need to go to the portal. Okay I need to leave my leave my uh, my initial portal. uh over here with the one at the top up or here to kill the other side right here So then what I'm gonna do is um yeah yeah.

I have the stuff on the thing and then um, yes. send me, send me over. We'll just die. but it'll send you over if I die.

Um no, no, some of you. you give me an orange, give me a yellow here and an orange at the top yo yep and then thank you. Okay, nice. I'm pretty sure we choose that again.

Um, that's exactly. Um, do it again. Yep, yeah, yeah. and then I do thing right? No no no I think you go Bing Bro Bro Damn.

just go. Oh no. but it breaks when I get off this. Oh, then you go first, then right? no, no.

like when you get off of this. yeah, there you go. Okay, look at the balls. Damn.

Um, we need one of the cubes of the balls. Yeah, it hits. and then it goes. Is that how you're supposed to do it? Oh, maybe go stand over there.

Okay, get rid of your portal thing and we put that like this. Oh again. no yeah yeah yeah yeah. but put the portal over here so it displaces it.

Like what portal there? Put the portal here on this one and over there. yep and then go walk over there. see what I'm saying Cool, Come nope, not again. I can't I just did it.

This is go nice, boom and then I bring you over here. Let's go. So easy with cheese in every level. Was that a cheese at the portal up there? So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy test.

You take those! I don't even know how else you would have done it. Is that it? We're done. Yep, All right. Debbie that was fun.

Um, address the Botox allegations I Am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time. The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the play I Am sure by accident. Yep, but why don't you put it back in the player for safety? All right. Um, so there's a little laser here that looks like it wants that ball.
You know we going for a glitch yet? I'm not gonna I Gotta get it. what is? Address the penis piercing Allegations: Weird champ I Got it? Dang, why was it a cheese? I don't know if it was didn't look like it was though. Looks like that was how that was supposed to be. Um, okay.

so we have something moving over here. I'm assuming that's like a laser? What's going on here online? There you go. Yep. and then you go inside.

Come here the orange over there and I touch it aware. Oh I see it put in the thing? Huh? Where is it going I'm so confused. What is it bugged? Oh, it's shooting that way. Oh I just catch it right here.

Like like make it make it easy for me. You're yellow. make it better. Oh, that's fine.

it's going like just the wrong way. Oh wait, it's like this: I think yeah or like after right? and then um yeah. yeah yeah. but later on.

but later on. But later on though. Yeah yeah. Ready now? Oh wow.

Wow. Okay and then three Two one? oh no. I'm gonna. yeah.

All too far. Okay. ready. Last one? Um what happened? Um, wait a minute over here.

Okay. Oh I See you I Love that. Yeah, Oh easy man. wait, wait, don't do that.

God we're just wait. wait wait wait wait. I have to block you so you don't die yet. Yes, wait.

he jumps. ping bang. Cool man. Good luck.

Wait what? You didn't do it? God Bro I Want it to be like instinctual whack? Okay anyway, you have to get more speed ready. Yep. go through for now. Do it.

Wait. Okay, yeah. this is good. Okay I don't know.

Wait, come back. Okay. wait. Oh I have to go with you.

and then we at the same time we collided in mid-air That is. Yeah, good luck. Damn. He fell right on my ass.

Oh my. God we have to double swapping. Come here. no rolling.

We double. So when we get there, does that make sense? No. Okay, it doesn't make sense to me either. Um oh I understand.

Good luck. Three? No, No. All right. All right.

No, you're like you're doing your own below and that angle. you see what? So you're doing this. Goodbye, Yes, Goodbye Three, Two One goodbye. hi, Oh my.

God Oh my. God Oh oh I better be the chance. I'm just smart like that. please.

Just a moment. The word blah repeated over and over again. Oh no. If at some point you hear a number rather than the word blah, ignore it.

Good luck. It is. What? All right Ggs. That was the whole thing, right? Yeah, it's only him.

Wow, that's a good game. I Love Steam and I love Portal 2. why does he make it sound like it was sponsored? I Don't know. You're testing convenience.

All tests are available and all safety precautions within testing. Chambers Three Two One. Go. get by me.
How do you know I wasn't gonna do it then guys. dude, it's simple. How'd you know? Damn did you do with me at the same time though? Damn. Okay, actually no joker.

legitimately. Three Two One Go. Wait. Okay, okay, actually let me do it.

Yeah, it's not letting me. Ulta for now. Okay I left. Yeah.

forever.

By xQcOW

11 thoughts on “The most hilarious portal 2 playthrough”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mitchell Coolguy says:

    They should do community maps cuz X already played coop with poke i think

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars gary says:

    i was replaying portal 1 and 2 just yesterday, bro this game man… i want portal 3, im so empty

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Omicron Delta says:

    How do they manage to do the worst possible solution to every single stage.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Eric Jamieson says:

    Xqc and moxy was funnier but this was good

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Pubert Junius says:

    Literally cheats the level and doesnt say shit. Does the level exactly how its supposed to be done "dud dud dud did we cheese dud did we cheese? jesseh wtf dud!"

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Enigma Vids says:

    You two riffing improv is funny

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Louis-Etienne Belanger Gagnon says:

    Mf said Michael Jackson hahhahhahha

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Juan Grande Franco says:

    Jesseh is the friend we all wish we had.

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars NavarrJenkins says:

    Dude when Jesse replies with yeah🙃 when X try’s sum dumb it’s the funniest shit
    Can y’all please do a full play through on this

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars shoyu says:

    niceee youtube not sending notifications

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars EOL says:

    Jesse is just another breed of poke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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