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Oh My! God I'm actually loing in I Can't believe it I cannot believe it I cannot believe it I cannot believe my eyes I'm actually logging in to No Pixel cat. chat chat. this is this is JP 5 years after by the story by the lore. this is this.
J 5 years later. Okay, let what those no weapons yet if I drum my pH on the ground. look at it. look though it does look nice I just need to do my settings in a minute.
slow a little bit. Listen I'm not do B big spoiler. Okay but I'm going to give you guys a small preview. Okay, it's a little bit like 3.0 is that it's going be mostly real job, no crime, no record early and I'm going to pull conmen scams.
That's right, it's the con men Arc I'm only scamming other citizens. Oh wait wait a Ferrari that's nice I'm not doing crying bro. oh my God Oh okay wait this. Okay this is way more intricate than it was in that in the other game.
left the shift have to shift I can't back up Oh my God I I Can't do this Oh are you hearing this I have to I have to clutch to I have to clutch too I Have to clutch I Can't do this Chat guys. Oh my bad my bad. my bad. Red light I'm good on that.
Ready for jobs Oh job instructions. grab your delivery vehicle. Okay um yeah I want to be a trucker? Oh J Oh hey hey I'm so sorry. listen Hey Listen I don't drive manual I don't know how to get off your leg I'm so sorry I don't know how to put in Reverse I got it You right you robbing? What? the? D Yeah I would probably seek a medical professional You you want? you want to put your um your leg on my shoulder Oh God I can drive you to the hospital the out hey what is your problem p and run.
Oh this is a real piece of garbage are you're you're flooring it right? I'm Florida like your foot's like on the ground Florida I I'm I'm flooring it like it Oh my gosh I guess uh I guess won't be any same day deliveries anytime soon I can't turn either. Oh I mean I mean the brakes don't work either. oh my God all it's a red light but listen I I got problem with my eyes right now. Okay I don't have problems with my eyes but it's just that if I slow down and I have to uh re accelerate it's going to take as an hour.
right? Right? Right? right? I got to remain speeding There you go All right. And we got to take the cargo from the back. That's right. Uh where's our cargo? Uh we not pick anything up? Yeah yeah we yeah we had to load it.
Um oh my God All right we got to go back. I checked on the stock. Yeah yeah, he got some. G yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
all right. I'll take two. You take two. That's right.
Oh my gosh, no. I get the small ones. you get the big ones. That's right.
I'll take the big one later and then you take the small ones later. We get that trade. All right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. sure Sure sure.
I'm not make you do all the heavy lifting. unload it Okay I got it all right? Oh I I I got it all myself. Okay, all right. you go ahead.
You go ahead. you do it. You do it. You do it. man. you're you're one of those muscular ones aren't you? Absolut Oh, we got to return. We got to go. Hey, nope, not today.
Nope. I'm I'm going to call the boss. uh what? what? What is what? what is happening wa all right. Uh, let's see I hope I hope we both get the uh, the money.
we don't have to split it cuz I'm not splitting I'm not sharing I mean I like you and all. but I'm not sharing it. Well man. I'm just saying like I I hope we both we both get the money.
um and I it's you know right? No no Free Loaders on my watch All right I I left all the boxes for you and you know carry six things of or boxes and then I just get nothing fig out hey mind you I figured out the tablet thing. Know they say I told you that it was the tablet. Yeah but you know they say right. Work smarter, not harder.
see You' been working really hard I worked smarter if if we have the split I'm not splitting but I think we I think we probably both get it. Oh uh, you know they took the truck complete. $700 $77 Wait wait wait let me minute. Give give me minute.
This is really bad. Hey it split the amount in half. Yeah. Total payout 354 Okay I can't believe this.
Hey buddy, what's up Hey buddy I Think we got a problem here. Uh what kind of problem we got here? Seems like you got you got some. It seems like got some of my money I didn't get none of your money. it's in our paycheck.
We got to go to the the bank right? I think we got a problem. uh how's that? I'm missing $351 Uhuh, Explain to me explain to me exactly how that $350 something dollars is. Move. Do not come closer.
We got a problem. Move back. Move back. What What the all? Chill out that's that's my uh, that's my roommate.
Yeah that's my roommate I got a problem with you pal with who? Me or no, you ain't got no problem with my room. Got problem with him? Oh I'm going be honest bub you only my roommate I'm going to have to let you take this one. I a F no battles for you miss $340 So all I'm saying is that I did a lot of the heavy lifting. You did a lot of the driving I think it's fair to me I I I cracked the code I figured out how to do it.
He just took a $350 out of my paycheck and I have the intention of getting it back. You know what that sounds like then don't you? What does it sound like sounds like we're eating Good Tonight Ethan baby let's get some staks baby. I grill up a rib. That thing going to be oh that going to be good as hell baby.
that if that's going to be, that's going to be what do you mean Man, it seems like you all figured it out. He did the heavy lifting so it seems even to me, me and you I would say the heavy lifting. All right. Sign up with your boyfriend, then me and you are over.
What? Hell yeah. we going to get to work baby. Hell yeah. Ean We had a good thing.
we had a good thing going man. yeah but now we got a better thing going baby. Hold it down, you broke my heart man is that Ramen hey what's going on man, what's going with your beard man. what happened with you I went down to the barber shop and he my up man he don't got any black hair dye yeah you got some uh damn look at that look at you man look at you got goggles on. got the vest looking good looking goodn Paul I'm at work pal. Want me to tell you I'm making some money making some money. Does this pay good cuz I'm seeing like a lot of these trucks riding around I but if it's like that, should probably get a job at the circus pal. I mean listen like I listen I'll go down the barber shop.
the guy from the southide me up Alejandro did my my up yeah he did I see it I see it. this might be actually one of the fastest car that um this inter of the game has cuz of the shifting dude are you kidding me wait I'm still signed in look I can do I can do the cars so buddy, how much money did you make? uh I'm already got two bands right? yeah how much you at a lot? okay how much is a lot to you? A lot of bands anyway they're coming over there I'm running multiple jobs I run a union now full of workers and you're not invited Co Let's try this because chat. Let's okay let's try this cuz this was this was a more expensive job but still solo. Let's see what that does it's that was one $100 that was $100 that was a Oh man I I Bro I I Quit man I Bro I I Quit man I I'm I'm over it chat I can't do this anymore Chat: 100 bucks of repairs, 100 bucks of fuel, 30 bucks a job we're not.
We're not going to do anything with this J this I will not make ends me with this garbage I got to go buy a gun cuz I Guys I don't I don't the option I mean I'm trying to be nice here. Chat but I I really don't see any of the options. uh all right remember yeah, don't do crime do Grime do Grime yeah yeah the company I work for yeah anyway bye man I saw I saw him I saw him Jesus Christ that's a that's a tough one bang he. what's going on man.
what's up little buddy I haven't seen you in forever Nice haircut yeah thanks. uh you you feeling okay I'm feeling all right yeah I'm at work right now man. what's up I'm I'm on break but I can spare a couple minutes for you. What's up? What do you means? What do you mean? spare a couple minutes You texted me.
no, um, maybe. pretty sure. pretty sure it's Don Paul right? That's right. Mar don't act like you don't know me, you you twatt it out.
Marty Banks Call me. What do you mean? spare a few minutes I Can spare a few minutes for you? What's up I don't I don't know what the is wrong with you? Are you on drugs? Yeah? I Can I can may be a special M for you? Yeah, what's up man, how's it going? Okay, well it's kind. It's just kind of hard to like. Really schedule my stuff properly because I'm out here making making cash Cold Cold Hard Cash Okay, what do you do for work? Um Grime I I deliver Uh, Grime I'm one of the top employees right now I uh I intend to be number one at the end of the month? Employee of the Month Grime Grime Yeah, I'm I deliver packages yep at the medical center I deliver packages for the uh alcohol, corner stores, gasoline at the gas stations and I also deliver medical supplies. and CT supplies need something? Wow, uh no no. I I don't Is that that job pay well? Yep, what can I tell is that dismissive, weird, judgmental? n n just you. you said a lot and I was trying to process it all. I'm not used to bro.
it's been years right? I I'm not used to the way you speak and it's fast as I forgot after the market crash and uh all money was gone and the cars were gone and all all the all the fame faded away. I mean I'm just some a humble worker man trying to make some money out of here. Yeah you uh you. you were tried working at uh group six.
nope don't care. tried it, didn't work out boring and grime is better. um Grime is where you make some cold Hard Cash Okay so how much money you making then? um too much to count really. But right now I'd say about about about one $1,200 an hour if I really put my my head to it.
Are they hiring? They're hiring All right. It's always a place for NE All right, All right. so so what what now? then where do I go? Oh I mean you got you got to gear up. You can't be looking like that.
You look like you, uh, just got out of prison or out of school or something. This is my work outfit. What are you wearing I mean the grime that's Grime on you. That's the grime.
It's what it's the outfit is what it's called bro. All right. Well I mean this is my only work shirt so I can't go we not higher then okay all right I mean that's that's why. that's why you saded out for me to tell me I'm not hired at a job where you deliver and dirt I just thought you want to make some cold Hard Cash You would take the initiative to at least dress up for the occasion.
Seems like you're not interested, No problem address. better worse. I Don't get it like me. Okay, yeah, just like me.
Hey Mr you did you forget anything about this job I this by the way I Just got $2,000 Man whoa whoa wo wo we got $2,000 Do you know how to do the job? You get the best jobs. then after that you just got to sign out. This guy told me that by the way, after you did, you guys get like 2K in one one trip. Yeah because we did two jobs.
Yeah we do two jobs in a row. 7 straight away. Damn we did that and he scammed us. He only paid us once.
Oh like for one job? Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. but but did you finish the job and come back? Or did you? Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. we finished the job. We came back.
Oh only one though. So you only do one come back? Yeah, one come back. No, no we did. I've done three already.
How much I Get you bro. You guys sound like you guys sound like loser Grinders Right now you guys know that, right? We are loser. Grind like broke a broke. You're poor. You're so poor po some dignity I got dignity. You guys got dignity I in wait minutes one back 2K 2 Okay I have it I put it in the back then so you're going to load it bro. Can you take it from me? It's heavier I think what? The fudge? Well it's gone. So I mean the job is ruined.
Thank you man. What are you talking about? You going to put it in there or what? Yeah I Will. Here you go. Are you like, are you like moronic or something? or are you brain dead? Is that a problem with your with your comput with computation? All right.
All right, it's in there all right. Toops Town man, look at us. get off the road man. this is just sad huh? Hi you look nice.
See about that's called Riz Bro. Oh yeah that was yeah. you're the rizzler Bro Oh she's Charmed she's going to be looking for me in the Y little pages in the in the in the dictionary she's going to be. She's going to be looking.
Watch out. Employees of the the month see right there. This is the technique only used. um by employes of the month.
What? I Did did right there. Wow. Amazing. It's called the slider.
You wouldn't know about it pal. Yeah I would know about it. it's called The Slider You would not know a thing about it BR I Know about it I know a little bit about it. Do you see this? Do you see the pick up or not? Uh yeah.
you see pick up the green one? Yeah. Right next to Uh the car rental. Holy hey Dundy God I Want to work? Hey Dundy Oh my God Holy Al holy I Seen you in this I haven't seen you in a decade probably I think holy is it really here? Is it? Is it? It's it's it's me Dundy it's me I'm oh my God I haven't seen you so nice to see you man it's so nice to see you too. What the you doing back here? You got my life together I don't know.
died in a casino I don't know what happened to you oh man it's the it's the crypto crash of 23. it was. it's terrible man I I I went all the way down man I went back to where we started. you know way back when when I made you the first time back back to season one.
season one it is isn't it my? M it's been so down bad mate my want the go up to the lumber right and the dumb was like yeah mate here's a axe so I got me axe mate I went chopping I was chopping the dogs I got the wood then I got the wood I put it in the truck and then my mate. what's go oh I'm a little store I want to go to the I've been listening to this. it's it's long hour so he s to the hospital for an hour and then we get to Lumber and Lum man it's like you know what Mate I don't got no money for you you Dum you all right? So I'm just like now down here I'm learning on like $700 dud I run man I'm Rich mate only richest dog I'm so yes Rich or poor I didn't really get the story to be honest I think he might have been doing it upside down like like in Australia mate I'm bad A few years ago I tried to sell me house mate but I was left with nothing and I've been just I've been broke for years Mate: I've been broke for years. It's no good, it's no good Mate oh man I mean listen I'm um I'm I'm going to Rich myself right now I should have 1,500 What about you? Oh I've got um $77 I got 76 bucks damn all right I'm but look come here for a second. All right guys. hold on over here. Listen you you found any of the good stuff man I'm you want to get you you want to get some Tweaky yeah yeah yeah what want all right man then yeah he I know what you get it. um you can get that at um any recovery facility you addict.
Get your live stream man. I'm not like that anymore man. I'm sorry man you're going to Ping up on me. Please not anymore man.
keep keep on me man. come on tasting it wi come on please just give me one mate. Come on you. This disappoint me.
Dundy disappoint me. Bye dundy bye you didn't even say hi bye I mean this guy's a up. he stay away from this guy. he's yapping no I mean this guy yapon.
but I mean he's Australian so he kind of goes hand by hand in hand. you know you feel I didn't catch a word of what the he was talking about I'm me neither. but that's just that's just being Australian though that's kind of how it goes. it's it's blah blah blah blah y then yep y y y y y y y y can't can't y y y y y y y we going to buy a computer man sir sir I'm going to collapse anything ler hey oh another pickup.
this job is really ooh hello you look nice. Oh man, that's where right there. That's where right there pal? that's that's that's where right there this is. This is one next time we can gladly report.
Get me to Sag But oh see, look they need to saag not me. We got bigger problems now. Yeah we your ass nearly killed all of us. What the hell the oh it's in the car.
Yeah real slow Hey Sir you're driving away from the scene of a crime. What crime? What crime has been committed it? I'm going to need that employee ID Uh can I get your name? Oh hell no Marty Shanks no What the hell you doing you crazy? You doing? What the hell are not to drive? Get out. We got rotated. Now we see we're out.
we're out. All I want for Christmas is Grime oh getting pulled over. No oh it's an ambulance. Yeah good luck man.
they are driving regularly. This is regular driving. Go do crime, Go do crime. This is is so bad.
Your package today oh oh sorry. but that the engine. the engine is going to start on. Tell and listen to your song Don't Do crime come join Grime today.
Oh I don't like it anymore. yeah me neither. I Don't think I've ever liked it. Look at that.
see that we have one more pickup for that one job. isn't that insane and then let me see. let me check the GTS on where it is. Yep, middle of nowhere.
What do we get for this then? oh my I Don't even want to say don't Does it start with a P Oh I didn't see. does it start with a P oh my God I didn't see this it what? I I am nothing it was yo move out mother sucker. What the? Don't run me over I Swear to God you guys are poor just trying to run bad over for real See? Okay so so it it says 700 Oh I see truck right here say 700 but I I Now let let's go. Let's go take a nap. Let's go take a nap. It's it's it's bad. It's bad. I I didn't even I didn't even get rep either I didn't get rep either.
Chat: I didn't even get rep either Oh I got paid How much? How much? How much? 1.4k okay let me think got 4K too yo I need you to be quiet I'm thinking oh stop sexing I'm going to fight Six jobs 1.4k that's 700 times div. Um divided by by by 350 * 4 plus 700 * 6. Six jobs. Six jobs.
Wait Six jobs. Hey, if you got 1.4k I got 700s, right? That's 21,000 right? Divide that in chunks of 350 a pop. That's six. That's six jobs.
We did six jobs so it worked out. Yeah, uh, maybe yeah, maybe. uh. I'm so tired of this man.
The check isn't hitting right away. I I just I Just thought you deserved it. Come here. Come here No come here come here No no no, no kick your in.
Oh I got him. don't wor I got him. Oh hey guys. All right.
Well you know we we do need to get out so you know we'll move. We'll move. We'll move. We'll move All right.
Thank you thank you thank you. Yeah let's go. we're faster Are you are? Are you blocking me right now? Are you blocking meing? you look beautiful by the way n see that's who the Gu is Bro know? Oh excuse me excuse me the way Oh wow. Excellent.
Excellent. There we go. Penny Okay good job girls. keep it up Proud of you.
Oh thanks Thank I Really appreciate that Tailgating No no problem I get your license I Thought I was a race and I Ain losing. If hey, if it's me or you, it's going to be me pulling out U Go ahead Abby you hear that? That's a challenge? All right? I'm I'm you this game or not? Oh okay. we'll see you out there. Good luck.
Hey stand up. um stand stand up stand Would you? Okay? Are you good? Never mind. Okay, what you looking for timee my shoe. Is there a penny in the ground? Or my shoe? wait that would be me.
Never mind. I shoe good one. Okay, all right anyway guys, your shoe doesn't have any laces. Well well I've um I'm I'm a little bit of a schizophrenic myself.
he uh no no no he uh yeah. anyway guys, lovely lovely sunset. You should look at it while you still can. Okay, yeah, no, You go.
go for it cuz that's my car right there. like me. just like like me I will look at you while I still can Bro Bro Bro Bro BR See that was good, right? See? that's what I'm saying. See Hell yeah.
All right. All right M get the job. Let's go all. let's go Bro.
Hey, let's go I'm not about to embarrass you in front of the hey, let's going True Love Hurts they're just running away from pain. They just don't know it yet. Let's go. Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, that makes sense you definitely. AR Weird. Let's go. What the are you getting on your knees for? Bro. True love shouldn't be this.
H oh oh you had that. They were in heels and they were still sprinting away from you bro and I was out there just standing next to you. what the hell am I supposed to do defend you I don't know like I what am I supposed to say like I put me the spot there where it's bro I got you run I got them right on the way. yeah you got them in PLO in a in a bunker.
they're embarrassed. You know they they it's cringe or whatever right? And when they go at night they they go to dinner and they have to. They have a story to tell somebody right? and they're going to tell about this story and the whole time. I'm on her mind.
Where are you? You're invisible to her. You a ghost I'm on her mind in her story. hey they talking about me. Where is you Nowhere to be seen bro you a got no chance.
Not r that is trauma. You're describing trauma. So difference. Love trauma.
What's the difference? Oh oh hell no. Anyy wait we got to guess this. SC Oh hell though guys, it's a race and I'm not first place bro. if hey if you catch me you got you got to you got to um you got to kiss me if you catch me the here.
oh hey you ow you know the song though. You know true love should be this song. No Complicated There You Go is is that is that what he says to die in your it's my Verion though. It's Myona remix.
yeah yeah it's it's it's it's a Diona remix. Oh oh I really really need to piss in this bottle right? Then you need to stop going. You're going so early Man you have rocks in your thing or what. Oh my God Good night M Hello little little brother sorry I said hello little brother hello man little brother how is it going? Interesting way to greet someone.
Yeah I'm okay. How are you? um not too good actually. what's going on? What happened? Really have to go pee. It's why I buring that red light oh the old I need to pay.
It's really bad. It's really bad. It's really really bad. How bad? we like a scale of 1 to 10.
Like if you were to have a scale and it started at one and it ranged all the way to a 10. 10 being I'm going to piss my pants. What do you got? Oh I mean it's nice. it's wor than that.
I I Feel like my bladder is about to like Fisher like explode like boom. Yeah, you guys want want to step back actually. Oh Jesus All right. okay.
interesting. Well uh sir, you were pulled over today because you ran the red light. but I'm sure you're well aware of that. Do you have your driver's license with you today? Yeah, that's some good.
oh sh oh hello oh Jesus hello my God sir, where were you were you? Were you in that seat the whole time? Listen, listen, listen, listen. when I'm peeing I got to you know you know what I'm saying I got to get that out sometimes. get little Stu so you know full concentration. Uh, you know what? You know what? I I can't hold this anymore. Oh oh there you go. I mean sir, we can do a real quick check and I'm sure we can get you on your way. just I'm pretty sure he just released if it's going to be a ticket. you know what? I I'll take it to the face no problem.
Okay, no you're fine. I Don't think we'll have to be taking anything to the face today. it wasn't that big of a deal. Okay, oh thank you man.
Yeah well. I'm sorry about that I won't do it again I Promise Okay, next time we're going to, yeah, we're We're just going to do a quick run. Make sure you're all clear. Um, we're Griers That's right.
Grime is yeah. Don't do Grime do Grime that's a good one. That's good. That's good jingle too.
Working on a jingle deal? Oh well. I mean can we hear it? Don't do crime. Go do Gme every single day. No the other one, the other one, the other one's better.
All right. Go ahead then go ahead. Mr Banks that was. that was great.
Thanks I Want to be a singer one day? all I want for Christmas is Grime ooh that's a good one I like that I like it. it's a fan favorite look sir. Um, clean record I Didn't see anything disturb in. honestly weren't even in the system so um and honestly we.
we turn the sirens on and you dip straight into the on the curb which was very nice and I appreciate that. So M going to give you a warning today. No ticket needed. Uh, sorry for your uh for your pants and your seat.
um that's that's unfortunate. it's all right. but uh I I wear the big one. Guess like you said, it is what it is.
Oh my. God I Just saw a work of art. Oh oh sorry about that excuse. my RZ have a nice day.
Oh not the double honk bro. I'd give it like five more attempts before you go to prison. Are you going to run the red light like that? Okay, you're poor. Go.
Where is he going? Where are you going idiot dude? Dude that was Tony What the oh look look look we're getting arrested. Yep yeah, we're going Person there we go Take 5 minutes to uh Take 5 minutes to just sit down and talk. Now we're going go to prison. Actually okay.
Swap seat. Need swap seats? No what? What do you mean Swap seats? What do you mean Swap seats? No what? We swap seats so do me favor to turn the engine off. Please thank you offer Maple The LSPD need your license Reg ation sir. Could you step back in the vehicle? please? Yep, no problem.
thank you. sorry just that we've never been pulled over before. Yeah we got that's fun. I Got Ants I Got Ants I Got Ants I Got ants in my toes he no problem I mean hey the first time for everything.
So uh do you have a license on you sir that you can show me all right? Uh so the reason for the Stop tonight is that Well you you turned and you you took your van Offroad driving on a sidewalk and all that crazy. then com in Northbound on Alta Okay so uh I'm going to go run your information so what? I'll be back with you shortly. Okay, you're saying a bunch of stuff. I don't see a problem so you don't see a problem with driving your van on the sidewalk. Uh, that's what we said. You said driving Offroad he didn't say sidewalk he said Offroad I said Offroad on a sidewalk Nope Offroad uh we sorry, sorry officer, we must have misheard you. Sorry, it's just a long day at work. You know we've been.
we've been, uh, we've been working all day, basically all night. uh mid traffic. Yeah, just m oh no. oh no.
oh no, they give us a warning didn't they we go? I mean I don't know if they took it down though. it was just a warning, right? verbal warning. they right down verbal this guy. this guy sa us he Sav us this guy just Sav us yep I mean okay well I mean backup's back.
so I'm just an upstanding citizen. that's that's that's um doing God's work I'm doing God's work I'm I'm a I'm a disciple and you better when he when he Waddles back down here but you better convince him of that cuz he got back up. I'm I'm a missionary I'm out here to deliver the the word of God bro. All right? Uh Mr Paul What's up All right? So at this time I'm going to be charging with negligent driving $150 fine Um, uh and two points on your license.
No, uh I will hand you the bill and I will need your signature. It's not ad mission of Guild but ad Mission you have received the bill. Okay, Nope. I sign it.
Okay, that's fine. you have no NE there's no need for you to sign it. Um, but it's your own doing for you to not sign that gotcha. That just means you won't be able to argue that in the Cour Dam.
So uh, I'm going to hand you that bill. There you go. Wow and uh yeah. once I'm back in my vehicle my let off, you'll be free to go gotcha.
That's you'll be free to go when I back in my vehicle. Thank you. hey hey hey, that's befuddlement. You got him all hey, hey, get out of the car, run towards this car and trip and die.
Okay okay. go like that. Oh oh my God Oh my my God Oh my God Are you okay? Oh my God Are you okay? Oh, you're going to be sorry What is going on. Please help Please help Please help Please Help Officer Officer: Please help Please help Please help.
Where is he? Where is he? Where are they behind me behind me? Help help. That's right. Thank you. That's right pal.
Yes right? Jes Are you okay sir? yeah I mean he do like I don't know why he's doing that I didn't do nothing Oh my gosh I just want to make sure you you're okay. You don't need any medical or anything. um no Perfect All right you need anything. Just you know how a call US 31 or 911 Really? Is that the only way to reach you at to reach me? Yeah unfortunately. Okay, no problem. yeah I'm I'm going to I'm going to get a faster car cuz this car is really you know I'm saying or not. Yeah I Feel you? uh oh oh oh who who oh that right there is who the I is. always remember that Okay my seat Bel on oh oh we're not going to do any insurance scam.
come back in. Oh oh I don't feel so good bro Kill me. oh hey we are Love this I Want a B like this this insane oh yeah dead it's crazy oh my God yeah it's just crazy bro. oh oh oh oh oh oh I think I'm going I'm going to die I don't feel good at all Oh I need to go to a doctor Oh my God I can't breathe.
It's not box this is. this is not a sh box. Quite the opposite actually. me guys I didn't hear him I didn't hear him CH I mean guys I guys guys I didn't see him I didn't know what to do I hesitated I'm doing pretty good but I don't know they're C of too good andtime I catch some wind on them I mean they catch up instantly all I almost got him gotcha I can make it out I don't worry about it brother, you got to stop pulling out in front of us.
you're going to get up. Wait how was that my problem I don't know he said he spoke British I don't know guys, it's a manual car I have to I forgot I have to downshift it to Go reverse oh I you guys understand that there's nothing better I can do than like small turns like small sharp turns and then this is what I call like this against their car is the best I can do. Oh their cars are there. wait their cars are completely on them I can probably win this me I think it's it's step out of a vehicle for me.
Give brother, step out the vehicle all right please. I'm asking to come out before I pull you out brother, Brother Hold on Yeah I'm coming I'm coming out all right I'm pulling brother I'm pulling you out the vehicle doing what now I'm going to be pulling you get you out of the vehicle sir. Step out of the vehicle with your hands up. Just give up now.
hold on I'm Twitchy Get the out I Don't think I can MC Don't be shy. These doors are W and shut MC Don't be shy. You can do m shunners M getting TR I know I I The just move it behind them. move it behind him.
move it behind him. Come on sir. it's time to get out of the vehicle. It's done sir.
just give it up and get out of the vehicle s We appreciate the help there in civilian for helping us there guys guys was call okay S search it, just just start. you're done. You're going to be like my chicken dinner on Christmas Day d r Sir you're going to burn that clutch. You're going to bur your to burn your clutch I bu it sir I I I Really don't want to tase you in the face sir.
Come on Sir 141 Listen, the alternative is not good. Okay, we're trying to give me an opportunity to at least out Brother. Oh we got a we got a r God smoking sir. Give it up running.
Give it up. Wonderful game Boys up Br What there. Stop resist and bro. you're better than this. You're better than this. Go! Coes What the what? You made a rubber? You're built. No, you're you're better than this brother. You're stronger than this.
Where God uh fo Pursuit What's up bro brother you hit out the cup. you're getting beat down I mean he T he T in front of me. it was unlucky. could be out.
hold on silent hey uh brother can get out of the Bush there brother how you see me what the I think this bush is actually not a real Bush yeah I knew it like I should remember that was a not a real Bush Keep R you're getting tased brother. well don't tase me I didn't do anything. Yeah, you put me in the face. what are you talking about I mean do nothing evaded.
Head on. Car Drop a car of me. Goddamn chin. I Didn't mean to do that.
There was a bus and then you did that. Didn't you mean to punch me in the I Didn't mean to, didn't me? I Wanted to punch the car. Mean to swing your arm I didn't mean to punch. What's my going for Cff 195? It's a new mini game Christ Almighty Would ran a whole Marathon God Damn new mini game.
Yeah what's up with that up the bushes? Can you guys see through it or what? I saw you get into it. Really? yeah I saw you get into it and then waited for my booty to catch up and then said yeah, let's go get him. oh that's kind of lame. Got to send it.
What do you mean that's lame? That's smart I mean after you punch me on top of a moving bus? no? uh, perhaps? Yeah, All right. uh. Mr Paul Right today, you're lucky. No and I are going to be letting you off with a warning.
This is our first infraction and even though a warning, you know the thing that that usually happens. You know, you know when you when You' steal biscuits from the tin when you were a kid and your M had come and grab a The Wooden Spoon and smack the ass off you? Really yeah. But instead of smacking the ass off you with The Wooden Spoon we're just going to tell you not to take cookies from the cookie jar. You're a first time offender.
I Assume maybe you had a panic attack when you saw the lights and you saw ni and ni beautiful faces coming at you at 120 M hour. I mean it was wor than that. It was day I had a I had a clutch attacker. This ass is manual man.
I Don't know how to that. What It one just right. Our cars are automatic, all right. Okay Mr Paul you're letting off for a warning.
Okay oh Man I will it? I Will let you know if you're caught again. it'll be put into our system and life becomes a lot harder. Okay, okay thank you man. Thank you All Right noise.
5kg phone
i honestly dont like gta rp anymore 🥲
The 5th return of the legend JP , shall he make it through the grime this time ? Or will the grime overcome him ..
watching you drive the Amazon truck is so funny. when the ambulance came up behind you, oh you pulled over alright. you were so kind to pull over you even hit the barrier. lmao
Minor traffic stop simulator.
NoPixel hasn't changed.
uuuuuue tutututu ….. uuuuuuuee tutututu XD
The good feeling thinking about all the XQC haters and NoPixel cops etc. that now have to deal with unbannable XQC coowner
Mande
I just watched an 8 hour vod of X playing nopixel only for editor to put the best moments into a one hour video
LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comes back when nopixel drops 4.0 dor him to be done with it again in a few weeks if that 😂
Watching X drive a car again is what I needed in life