It's that uh ninja 2.0, yes, ninja blevins, his braless wife is going to bring him a sandwich. Any mom yeah with the crust cut off. What are you eating bro? Are you done yeah bro you're eating in the mic? Man. You know how that is to do what makes you happy, no matter what some of these females ain't worthy? I'm.

Okay, i'm sorry, i'm sorry so annoying man! Where are your manners, man? Who the does that? Who does that man what's so funny way laughing okay, man, freak yo? Why is there so many people go get in get in your ex go get in, i'm in man. Go get out, go him! Yeah! Keep going for man he's so pedophile. What what yo x get my reboot um? No yo get this gun. Oh you're dead man holy yo.

I got you, i got you, i got you man, all right. I love you. Are you in a snowstorm? What the is that mike? What is this microphone? How come i play this game? Every child has a million dollars for skins without eight dollars for a microphone. How come how come? How? How tell me that, who are you talking about jeffrey epstein is talking about you, jeffrey epstein, yeah, bro, bro, bro, bro bro.

Next time you see a skin, you like you want to buy. You trust me, don't go to amazon. If for the price we're going to spend on the skin, buy a microphone up, buy a microphone and buy it shut the up you're using his sound board, you're fake, okay, your mom says you're fake. What about it? Well, she does say that i i'm gon na test you baby what you know like made in a lab like like when the mother donates the egg bruh, i lost the ability to hear come on you'll get in bro.

Why would xqc be on xbox servers that doesn't make any sense to me? Oh man stop man. What are you talking about man dude you're, like 15? Why are you smoking weed man? Okay, okay, i'm? Actually, twenty thirty isn't that just fema execute call yeah! Okay, shut up wait. I know no, never, never, mind it's not him. Oh, it's ninja we're playing with ninja.

It's that uh ninja 2.0 yeah, it's ninja blevins, his brawless wife is gon na bring him a sandwich any moment yeah with the crust cut off. Are we getting pushed man? I wonder why? I don't don't talk about my wife. Why are you hiding? That's not there's two of you there's three of us he's coming he's coming. Oh my god! Oh my god he's coming he's coming.

I got him nice xco. You know i thought my name: man shut up, just stop man, it's your name, man, man quit act like somehow man you're in all my games early, you snipe every game. You watch all my streams. You watch you watch every second of my streams.

You're a superfan. Hey x, i'm a fan. Can you write? This is talking about, i'm not a super fan, but i'm a fan. Oh so i watched your clips on my tick tock feed the same.

I saw him. That's the overwatch guy. Thank you, you're the best you're, the best. Okay, i don't i don't like the talks.

I don't like to talk. No, i know you, don't people upload them. I love your highlights. You get in nice and i love tic toc.

So what made you think and man today, i'm gon na, buy the possible worst microphone in the entire planet earth. What would you think that? Why are you high you're, like 12 man, who me yeah, you wait? Are you have you been saying? My mic is horrible. This whole time, not the other guy, you're you're high he's what you're so high. Then why wait? What does that have to do with my microphone, though? If that's, if that's the case hey, but why are you swinging weed, though you're like 12 years old now? Why wait? What does a microphone have to do with weed i'm just asking man you sound high? Are you high a little bit? How are you guys both high man, hey like you're? Not no, you have to be you stream.

Like 16 hours a day, you have to take adderall or something dude, i'm uh yeah, i'm on that juice man, i'm i'm! Oh i'm on the spice. You know what that is: spice stay, safe man. What is that safer? Okay, i'm getting all these places. It's terrible! Yeah, how do you know that? I know that? How do i know that yeah uh, when i was in high school, some people tried offering me and i was like hell: nah.

Okay, that's the most saying that you've said all all day. Thank you. How is the how's that a high standard - it's not oh way too dark? How are you so high? I don't get it oh way too hard come to california. That's where i live.

Man are you, okay, they don't yo eggs come to california for real you'll, be high with buddha. Dude. You live at my house, i house them. Are you okay? I need help.

Please please yo guys. Please help me. Yo come up here, one daddy yeah, i'm coming nice when's, the name. Are you done yo no way? You're live my girlfriend just brought me a waffle and showed me your stream yo shout out kayla.

I love you. Is she high as well your ex i'm actually like a massive fan? That's crazy, yeah! Of course you want man. I knew that who is in front of the juicer himself. Are you? Are you kidding me if we have to win this? Why are you making fun of my girlfriend's microphone x? It's not even mine, well, baby bird boyfriend, it's not something! We get a job if i can find a better one done it.

Okay, i'm just gon na sit and play fortnite and that's gon na be my job. No, that no that's mine. You can't do that. That's my job, but like i can be like your co-worker and we can be like friends.

We can smoke weed on our break together. Help! Oh no, oh, no go help me help me. That's me resident right. There busy shut the up you suck man, i'm i'm plasting plastic.

You want me, you wan na, be my co-worker. All right then show up to work man yeah well. Are we gon na play again all right? First off get the get the jug out of your system. All right go get yourself an orange juice.

Okay, okay, i'm gon na buy super. Now i'm sober now get some vitamins and get some orange juice wash that out. I'm good that last game. Sobered me up.

No, i didn't go against oranges. Yeah! I did i swear. I promise uh well you're you're an intern, so you're not gon na be paid. Okay, thank you.

I don't know. What's my starting salary, hot heads, an internship, i just told you some guy asked me to put on a wiper blade for him and when i did, he offered weeda's payment. What the actual i'm asking wasn't it. I got a word visa, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

Can you hear me yeah first things? First, okay, i'm actually like like crying inside right now, because you're in my you're on my team bro, like oh man, shut up. We got ready all right. I'm gon na shut up just kidding. I love you.

Okay, hey ex, come check out my crowns. No so the first thing when i moved to the united states that i was thought is that if you have a business and you have uh interns, you don't pay them zero dollars. Okay, okay, so yeah! You just bring your coffee and like clean up your room. You get it, you have the privilege of working for me, okay, that right there is worth any money i could give you so take.

Take. Take the experience. I hit the profits. Okay, okay, drop there that works fine with me.

Okay, then drop down girl like having intern for xqc on a resume has got a peak like i get hired anywhere absolutely 100 like any burger king across the united states, will hire me instantly, no mcdonald's, maybe probably not burger king. I already. I already worked at mcdonald's that just sucks yeah, but if you work you're, learning good or work ethical, i'm i'm dead, i'm dude all right we're winning this one, i'm dead already yeah. We got this man.

I own log jam lumber guard, i'm the oh! So many people, man, you get his car and get out man, quick goodness, god, thanks for the love of my man, never realize how much diamond effort strong people left and right all right wishing dude. If, oh, how are you so high man? You have so many stream snipers that it's literally impossible to play the game yeah. What do you mean nobody's nobody's laughing yo, one more one, more one more all right! This is the one yeah. This is doing.

My juice screen man, you guys have your screen good x. I wonder how there's lighting i'm hiding my screen. I want to have this timing guys. I wonder how man, what do you wan na say literally aryan is like one of the biggest snipers he's he's been there since my first day back on friday, my first thing was day one yeah so funny.

Look how proud he is man, it's it's like it's. Like having an a plus on a report card, except you gain nothing you're going nowhere, you're broke you're more on it. You have no job and no hobby you're. Absolutely failure for your family.

Don't it up man you're cute! Are you gon na? Do me like that? Stop crying at work. Ll, i'm going to eat my waffle, rare! He doesn't get! No, no waffle! He's lying yeah yeah! Hey x. Can you play that song? I need my drew uggs. I need my luvex qcl bruh bruh, hello, hello, yo, hello, yo! Let's be honest.

You ain't got no waffles, i have a waffle. I just ate a bite of it. Okay! Well, it's time for you to wake up one, you have no waffles two. You have a girlfriend and three you're not going anywhere true where we, london one.

I do two. I do and three i am here put on the mic. All right here talk to xqc seriously, hello, my waffle, hello, is this hello, hello! Is this hello, hello, kayla? Okay? Are you his girlfriend or you're a pit actor? No, no! I'm! Actually his girlfriend. Have you guys won yet uh? No, he says because you're around and you're being annoying hello, baby girl.

He he's only ate um, one fourth of his waffle and i'm kind of disappointed. Why you you cooking breakfast yeah how often uh it's once in a blue moon. It's a special day today, what kind of day is it it's a sunday? Okay, do you guys? Are you guys have the jobs? No, we ride the bus, a lot, that's kind of cute. Actually i used to do a lot.

Okay, um is: is he attractive or not? Yeah he's hella attractive. Why really yeah just cap cap? No! No cap, no cap, just camp wow. How attractive like i don't know like what do you mean like how attractive like on a scale? Yes, you got one's ten. Oh nine point: five: wow: okay, that's like i'm insane! Actually what about you is you hot or not? Am i hot? I don't know like you.

He has to answer that hold on yeah she's hot she's, a big booby goth girl wait a minute. No put it put it like on the mic, normal shot, no shut up. Look like i'm like why you keep trying to holler at my girlfriend xqc yeah. I got one of my own man chill out.

I'm asking questions. What are you an interviewer or a streamer? Um, it's part of my job man. It's part of the job description. Yes, i mean i mean it.

Doesn't i'm your boss right now. You know that right, i did you did not. You are my intern. All right.

All right he's got a point here: okay, hello. I'm back okay, do you actually put the description that you just gave it out? Did you fit the or not do you fit it or not what he fitted the description? He gave it. What description he said: big, titty, goth, girl, yeah, oh, come on ain't! No shots, i don't know, i don't know they aren't that big but, like he begs to differ so tell me a random stream sniper random loser who's high. It has uh one of these uh big titty, goth girl, girlfriend he's a stream sniper.

Yeah, of course, he's on your team yeah because yeah because he sniped yo, can you boot me? Oh no! No! I, i honestly didn't i like he told he told me he thought yeah. You were a sound board and i was like nah. I don't believe you and i was making waffles and i checked - and i was like no way. Okay, how do you guys i'm 20.

he's 23.? Are you getting go? Focus on the game can hold something to be honest, focus on the game. Man they're telling you to focus i'm the best in the world. You know that right, you're, the best yes i'll, show you. You got this man.

How is my boyfriend a higher level than you? Oh hi, that doesn't mean you're good. I mean you play more. Get us caught getting skilled behind you. He doesn't play that much he's on my xbox yo get out get out, get up this one.

Just one. Are you doing yo x, use that med miss bro, okay, you're, good yo eat the floppers oxy aim for the head ex flopper aim for the head. Please dude you're done you can't chill out next. I know you're.

Yes, sorry, i know you're a tata man. I know you like the bubba, how do you know that? I know that how you know he's under you? How do like? I know you like, i know i know you x and footage. I don't know you in life doesn't mean i don't know you. Nice run run run.

You got this, you got this okay. Where else is he gon na aim? Stop saying that it's not helping. It is dude aim for the headache for the headache for that it really is jesus man, it's aiming for the head. Why was the other guy god, i'm gon na aim for my own head soon, whoa whoa, all right, sorry, okay, easy win just get in our car man and one.

So i'm doing now get out. Oh my god. What is he doing? I didn't know that was like that yeah exactly there, we go the the bing badan, the big bowling, the big uh, the big jars, the big ones. Yes, the melons, the cocoa melons yeah, those ones from the big waves.

I can't believe xqc is clutching me in fortnite right now, i'm good, oh yeah same jesus christ. So do you both go to school good man? This movement is so godly you're telling him. What? Oh you told me. I was 15.

I graduated high school. I graduated like public school, the hell of society, so you're done high school. That's it yeah. You think i'm gon na pay to go to college so that i could learn about liberal arts.

Okay, you don't have to go to liberal arts. I don't have to go to college either my man, she targeted us nice, then what are you gon na do then that was nice? How are you gon na provide for your girl, then um like like life comes. You know, like i'm sure, when you were like a certain age, you didn't know that you were gon na, be like one of the biggest streamers on twitch tv. Of course i knew what, of course, you knew yeah.

Okay, all right, yo, omega lol in the chat. My dude, i was always doesn't be the best whatever i did. What about my mind the best idea? What about you? I know that i i saw i saw you. I saw your interview with lil, uzi and uh when you said that that actually hit me, i'm not gon na lie like when you guys were talking yeah, like that was that was some real right there, yeah and like you were, like you, don't like it like.

When you're focused on nothing but numbers like you're, not gon na go anywhere and i'm not focused on numbers, i'm focused on myself and, like my own, this is why facebook quotes are very dangerous uh if you interpret them in the way you want to. In whatever way you want to it's, you know it's pretty bad, that's not why i meant it, but you can use it if you want, if you want, if you want to use my my uh, my analogy on the couch and you smoke some weed and you Get no job man, i don't think you heard it right what you doing with your life man, no, i'm not using i'm, not using you and lil uzi's conversation as an excuse to play fortnite and smoke weed i'm gon na do that, regardless of your guys's existence. Okay, i'm just trying to say it, i'm just trying to say that what you said is valid in my point like okay and you can't you can't beat around that. You know what i mean yeah.

It's true facts like if i sit here and i'm just like. I got ta be the best i got ta i got ta. I got ta like it's just gon na stress me out so much to the point where i can't right yeah. You know what i mean: yeah man, we're gon na field, you in but yeah most of the time, you're right, hello.

Thank you. Thank you. Germ a man of fortune and j music. My fortune is there any more quotes you want to tell us, or is that it and that's it like codes.

All right, i have like. I have a page of um lego batman, cheat codes that i can read to you for the wii. Okay, also uh epic games or money uh because of my uh, my creator code that expired and they didn't tell me about it, um, oh, what the almost hiding in here big box, yeah, i think, um. I think you need to like contact them because, like i don't know i i can't do nothing about it, so i don't know like i thought you were telling me really.

Oh, are you 249 that works for epic games really? Can you fix that they only they only think uh? Okay, oh he's keeping the ball. I'm sure this guy's got. You can't go back or not another team over here. Yeah thanks man, okay, hey it he's one shot.

I knocked him there. He has one shot going for the flank yeah all right. He res he's up top right here, yo. What are you doing? Yo a whole battle.

Bus just pulled up. Go these guys are like all horny. For me. I didn't even do nothing, i'm not even a streamer leave me alone.

Go get the guy. You want not me. I have nothing for you. You gain nothing.

Nice good, kill, i'm here following me. How do you i get it i give them. I swear to god. Spider-Man yo here come: oh my god.

Can you ask me first man, why are you boys at least mathematics is in call of duty, oh yeah, no, but i'll i'll take one just for you x. Just for the lots. I can't donate to you. I spent all my money on v bucks.

I had to get the cobra kaiser. Let's see one shot watch out got him morning. Trees are true line over here. Okay, all right, this mom no relax another one, your left on the thank you.

I love you. It's almost coming suicide bomber he's coming for me, kill him holy. You can carry me okay, that doesn't heal white house. I know i know i know i i in order, if i get if i get shot boom, it helps, but i don't know: hey hell's, though go into storm nice.

This is bad. Get out get out, get out, get out, got ta. Try to try to make it through party yeah yeah, it's shifty over there they're pushing damn one down. Oh my god, down he's there he's uh flanking go fast, go back, probably break it.

Yes about good job boys stoner gang these guys good game man. How is that last team, so goddamn awful good game? I love you x. Did you run w in the chat w in the excuse me? We don't really do that around here, but do it do it? We don't really do that. Hmm.

Can we get a bubba in the chat dude? Yes, what's your girl, impressive, i'm gon na keep sniping x, you're gon na suffer oh man, man, she's, making fun of me. Yo man play some rp. No they'll play some rpg man you're right michael. Why isn't my phone? This is awkward, you dude, i hate you.

I actually hate you and i don't care you're, nobody. Ah, this sniper dude bro off bro. How do you all get in my game? How, basically, how are you all three snipers and you're in my game? It makes no sense. This game is so dead.

You're all snipers, hello, kiss my balls, hello, hello, you're, really, all snipers stop, acting, stop acting! It's annoying, not acting, i'm just a misclue yeah. It's sniped so what you're a loser? Imagine a farm, jiga chads, absolutely janet jesus holy there's, no more playing, i'm not playing it out. I'm not playing they're, not sniping slappers! I'm gon na shoot. Stop! Stop emily! Don't shoot! Stop! Stop! Stop everybody! I want you! Stop! Stop ever stop.

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop everybody! Stop everybody! Stop actual zombies! Why the is there a battle bus? What is this? What the jesus christ? I love this game that went uh. I went swimmingly good game that was pretty good. A great game, close one great game, come on guys, keep it trying guys, keep it up all right. We were almost there.

We got a second, yes, i can. Last. I don't know what you're talking about yeah. I love these friend requests.

Ugh, you.