I'm good: what is that android phone? I could just close all my apps with one button press on an iphone. I have to close out each app bro i'll be trying to tell y'all bro superior bro. Like you, you have no competition, my android phone. I could just close all my apps with one button press on an iphone.

I have to close out each app bro i'll, be trying to tell y'all bro superior bro. Like you, you have no competition, open the door or i'm gon na throw rocks through your windows. You dumb, you see how i can't scan myself it's because i'm priceless or you're not worth anything. You see how what are you doing rolling up? How high are you good? How are you chat must whoever runs that channel deserves oh you're gon na? Let the dog out shut the door bro.

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I got a pickup for michael, yes, no drinks like if it was ready. Two minutes, half a mile, 750 easy money, nice bike. What is this car doing? Is it one of those uh half electric bikes that, like power up whenever you torque yeah? These are busted? Well, this one upstairs, i used it yesterday, it's actually busted you're welcome. No i'm good! I just drank.

Thank you confirmed. Delivery 7.50 took me. Five minutes been doing deliveries for years now. That's the first person when you twerk, normally you twerk when you twerk.

This is probably the worst parking i've ever seen. Okay, that's interesting. Hi welcome to cheesecake factory hi. Can i help you hi? Do you guys have any cheesecakes, yeah they're right here, you idiot hi.

Welcome so not funny, don't don't look down, they put their kids on live and the bigger donations, no shots. Oh that's cute. Sometimes i like to turn on movies that are in spanish and then my kids look at me all confused and wonder why they can't understand it and i say: well i don't know why, but you're probably just tired, you need to take a nap and and then, When they wake up from their nap, i take the same movie and put it in english, and i think that they're all better okay, just two guys enjoying the swans what's better than this man, another man can't beat it can't beat it. We got ta figure out how to talk to women.

I was just thinking like this is getting rid of you. I don't really want to be doing this. It's too romantic. I mean if you want the kiss we could, but what just story tonight, a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag bust down sexual style.

Is he goaded with the sauce top story tonight, a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag bust down? Is he goaded with the socks that's gon na? That's? Is he goaded with the sauce, hey jay? What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat, hey jay, what's the only part of a vegetable, you can't eat, hey jay, what's the only part of a vegetable, you should try. Luke's tax 5 tick. Tock works for me. What the is that? Why those? Why is there no signs of construction? Anything? Oh, who cleans these public school bathrooms, yo janitor yo? What's up quick question when's the last time you cleaned out that one i cleaned it like five minutes ago, bro there are five secrets hidden in the rear view mirror of our car.

99 of people haven't used it, especially the last one. If i hadn't told you today, you would have scrapped your car, you don't you're, seeing this adjust the left front door handle to the lower right corner of the left. Reversing mirror adjust the right front door handle to the lower left corner of the right, reversing mirror at this time. The field of vision is the best.

Second, when parking, it is not allowed to judge the distance between the front of the car and the curb keep an eye on our lives. I'm learning something here: you should learn something the edge of the review mirror coincides with the upper edge of the saddle step on the brake at this time. The distance is just 10 centimeters. Third, when reversing into storage, when you can just see the foot of the target parking space in the rear view, mirror feeds the steering wheel to the left and the car backs in smoothly.

Fourth, when the front of the vehicle leaves the warehouse and the rear view, mirror is aligned with the front of the car. Next to it, you can leave the warehouse in any direction if we split the rear view mirror in two and the vehicle behind appears on the right half at this time it is safer to change, lanes and turn around. It appears on the left. Half back car is very close to you can't change lanes, even if you are killed, pay attention to me and learn some car knowledge every day.

He says, because you haven't even had it for two two weeks and i don't even think a kindergartner can break their ipad that soon, okay, take it lean up here, come up here and lean inside the camera can see me. So i can peek all over the place. All right. You have to check it out.

You don't have to do it. You can't burp yeah, but you know you can't vote you can't try, don't burp, you got this, don't burn. Don't let me just the point. Is you have to drink a whole spot with no burping? No, you got it, no don't do it yet not yet not yet no spicer turn it upside down.

I don't know why you're squeezing it keep going. No don't bark, don't do it, don't do it? You just throw it outside, don't forget! Oh my god. All these police officers think i was still and look at him. Look at him! Look! How dummy look! Look! Look at him.

I want all y'all badge number two. I swear to god. I'm not playing look at him. Look how dumb they look.

How dumb you look, how dumb you feel i had nothing on me. Did i crazy feeling so stupid jesus? You got ta watch this to the end, uh, no more tug, no, no she's gon na stack them doing. Oh. What the video would you like some help with that last bag? I'll do it for you, you know, since whole foods is the best corporation in the world, we like to treat our customers with the most respect and yeah.

This is just cringe, but it grocery helping, but also i take tips if you like. I don't take tips guys, i don't know doing this, take tips with a kiss on the cheek. Thank you so much. Thank you for the tip have a good one man yeah.

Would you like some help with that last bat? What when they say, one of my students are in the principal's office when they say one of my students are in the principal's office. What the when they say, one of my students are in the principal's office. What the is that supposed to mean alrighty? So i don't do videos for tick tock, but this one's one of those ones where you know i can't help it. This car just got towed in complaint was that it was smoking and then it turned off so we're gon na check the dipstick.

So, let's see those two little holes right, there is where the oil should be, and we've got the oil showing up at about right here. No, that means the dipstick. Let's pull it in and check it out all righty. So well, let's do this test.

First, all right before i can actually drain the oil too much oil. Hmm! No start! I wonder why i wonder yeah. It was way over full. I don't know what was going on there.

It's pretty black now start counting. It's like a quart. Every two seconds you can feel little pieces in there. I wonder what they did: the dude's, a big old stoner.

He has uh all pipes and grinders in his passenger seat, like he probably got all high and forgot he put oil when he bought more oil and added it again. Okay, while we did the oil change and still no start, so what we're going to do next, we're going to pull the spark plugs, go from there we're going to check the condition of those alrighty now, on top of that, not only do we have that, but We got one broken connector. Let's see that one's good, it still has a little clip in it that one's broken and that one's broken. We got three out of the four that are good with no oil on them, see like that one's clean that one's got oil that one's clean, the top end, we're still going to pull the plugs and then check the threads and go from there.

All righty pull the plugs and, let's see cylinder ones under two cylinder, three and cylinder four, pretty safe to say that those aren't gon na fire of how foul they are um, we'll see if the customer wants to put spark plugs if not i'll clean them up Put them in and try it out, then, let's see well got them cleaned up as much as they're gon na get we'll see if it does at least crank stay tuned for part. Two. No i'm good! I dare you to talk about the most wholesome animal. You know hold on.

Let me see if i can find something: real, quick, a manatee that that is the most wholesome animal on the planet. Manatees are plus-sized vegans that can pack thousands of guys. Why is he drinking water if he lives in water? Manatees are plus-sized vegans that can pack thousands of pounds, but because their teeth are way in the back of their mouth man. Okay, you up, then you don't know me even if they snatch me up.

I don't know me, i'm riding in the stove: oh free, my cold. If this is straight garbage, give me.