Before we get into the episode here's a quick message from one of our favorite tick: tock creators chrissy at life, laughter asl check it out. What why are you lying? I'm lying see told you resuming the broadcast and i think like when you're being like any other guy i've ever dated before, because i'm about five seven and this guy was really addicted to cocaine. So cocaine. Do you think you can find love through comedy? I definitely think so because it's such an intimate art form and i think, like when you're being that vulnerable, that opens you up to being vulnerable to other things.

Are you ready to laugh? Yes, you're thinking, i don't remember seeing this well, i didn't remember you. Let me see one joking and i don't know if everybody's watching it all right: okay, how's it going lady behind the screen, hey! What's up how you doing you look great by the way you like dogs, i love dogs. I think dogs are geniuses, they're, really good. At marking their territory, you know what i'm saying you just pee on things like if i pee on this chair right now, nobody else is going to want to sit in it and it's mine.

The first thing i want you to know about me is: i'm i'm not like these other guys, i'm not here to just tell jokes for me to find love. Okay, i'm trying to be smarter. I want to learn more things. You know and i'm doing all the things to make me smart.

Like i read book, i read book, but you know some people say i uh look like keenan thompson but, like a slim, thick version, i'm not over. I'm like out of weight. Ugh, i'm not uh. This is three minutes out of shape yet, but i'm one good burger away from it.

So if you did, if you could see me uh, you would be laughing that's a great joke. Uh, it usually gets better. Uh jokes know that you can't see me, but i i have a little trouble with my identity currently, because i got the results of a dna test and uh found out. I was 60 white now uh, it's weird because now i got all these like white symptoms.

Kicking up inside of me, like the other day, i was just saying, like you know what i think, i'm you shouldn't go backpacking in here, i'm gon na buy it, take it to europe and just fly there, no plan i'll figure it out i'll figure it out. I am black. I can tell by your tone: you're, not um. Would you say pineapple? It belongs on pizza? No! Well! I guess we can't get them all.

We can't win them all. I'd love pineapple on pizzas and then she was like you're fat. Are you pregnant, which is just it hurt, but i can't go to the gym be bench pressing at the gym. Just like yeah screw you amy yeah, that's what you get amy people are gon na, be like who's amy.

Is she the girl that broke your heart? You're, like no, this third grader, that made me feel small, like that's, not i'm on the dating apps and i notice a lot of girls write the same thing on all their profiles, which is uh, no hookups, no hookups, and it really baffles me. You tell me: there's no girl out there that wants a sweet deal on a stereo, even though my friend bob works at best buy. You don't want me to hook that up for you, you just pee on things. Man like they're gon na gentrification, is reversed because what's one smell, that rich people can't okay, the joe's already weak but the delivery, and that the community timing was so off.

It's almost like you read that in a book i don't know what that was, and the poor people, because these jokes, even if it's bad, you can still deliver it in a way. That's like! Oh, i don't even know what he said. It's kind of funny, because the way he did it, but that was like the pause it was just how to get used to it. That's pretty tough downtown.

Don't you hate that when you have some actors, some actress, you really respect really like their words. Yeah. Of course they started that thing, because when you actually make an actual joke and it needs community timing, if you're not if you're not good at it, it's it it's trash, so yeah. It is hard, but i mean the interview you find out that you're not funny you're, not funny, though ugh just like, i think it's ever so lovely get in zombies, i'm having a smashing time now.

I was so nervous and when the reporter asked me why i painted this mickey mouse, i just yelled at her, i was like i used my hands to paint dizzy things for my parents. Let's save pandas for comedy the headlines of the news, says autistic kid paints for parents. That's a tv credit right there. Where are you from you know what i mean? That's tough, i'm from north carolina north carolina all right goodbye, okay, i'm so sorry, but lou, because it sounds like there's gon na be too much pee involved.

It felt good. You know finally get picked first for something: okay, i'm always last david. I like british people. So it seems like we're just not gon na hit it off.

Justin, i'm sorry! Oh, it didn't feel too good. I mean when it comes down to being eliminated, pretty much just let the person know that you yeah i'm not trying to be real. I think everybody would be gon na. You know seeing your face, i'm so sorry, but i just man these were the two hottest guys.

All of them was the second looking guy. I guess yeah i like being a human judge, because i think nobody, nobody likes being that and it's just weird okay, but i i don't. I think i can say everybody. I don't think anybody laughed any of those.

I don't think i don't think and if you guys actually laugh at the joke themselves, that was terrible first, i want to say that i haven't been able to get you out of my head. You know, i don't know if it's the game show centered around you. What's up hey honey, how are you doing you like the nickname? I gave you what are some of your biggest like pet peeves fires yeah, i don't like it when they set me on fire on fire. Okay, just not being yourself you're, like you, know, you're like what you don't actually like simple plan.

I thought you liked them. I bought construct tickets. I don't like slip and playing by the way. Wait you don't! I do i love them.

I love them. Oh no. I contradicted myself what is your pet peeves? Oh, when someone smokes cigarettes inside their car, oh cool, i don't have a car we're good. Oh my god me either honey.

Look at we're already connecting oh uh. I can share uber account. Oh i love it. God, damn! My biggest pet peeve is when people wear too much tie dye.

They usually probably have hair. That would make them look like jesus too, and also you know that you can buy mushrooms from them, um yeah, right and then also people that always have bad breath. That's something that i recently learned, someone offers you gum. Oh, you accept bad breath yeah.

I always keep listerine strips on me at all times. That was a lie. I'm sorry! I don't want to start this relationship off with lies. Okay, you get one straight.

What do you look for in a relationship, i'm a very silly person, so i like girls, who do bits who kind of like it's a ping pong match, like? Maybe we start making inside jokes in the first day and then by the third day we might be saying crazy stuff, like that's what the old jack rabbit said. You know, but oh damn silly guy, that's very silly. That was very silly sweet nathan, i'm so sorry, but i just bid you adieu anyway. Wild card read wow.

It was a little bit relieved because now i can be like the bachelor for abc now so 2020, the bachelor. No, no, he can be the guy who's. Still trying to make jokes when they're just asking questions and there's they're as they're they're less funny than the jokes that they were asking previously yeah here, we are that they had time to script ahead of time. Here we are awesome, incredible to be honest comedy because i was telling everybody else to chase their dreams, except for myself.

I usually have these epiphanies and i look at my hands. That was crazy and i realized it's me and i went for it and chased my dream to be a comedian. What about you? What's your? What i'm i'm on the roadster? I'm allowed. Okay, guys we're all here we're watching.

Okay, i'm not a community you're, not a comedian. We can all just stay here and chase my dreams, except for my summer. I usually have these epiphanies that and i look at my hands and i realize it's me and i went for it and chased my dream to be a comedian. What about you? What's your goals for a 2020 um, my goals are to get representation across the board and then um.

I would love to do a late night set set, wait so you're a comedian. I am a comedian wow, oh, i know i know the first curtain. I knew it was, i know i'll, be where i'll be there at those open mics with you honey, oh well, i can't wait. You've stolen my heart, all right llama get up and i'm gon na.

Let you talk to these strangers, but me, and you have something we have something i feel it. You got a dream. You got a big dream, it's to make it out of my studio apartment. Oh, we have the same dream.

Oh, this is like the stars. Eighty percent of l.a dude, you have any like quirky spots that you don't like like bowling honestly, i think you nailed it with the bowling. I broke my finger on a first date when time bowling, and so it just really triggers the the bad memories we won't. Even watch the big lebowski okay like bowling, is out.

What would your? What would your ideal date be? Oh man, i don't know like a chill restaurant, maybe like walk to a bar after okay have a go. You know just something so many people around not enough people to where it feels you know. Oh, very true, yeah, that's important safety. First yeah always, i think, you're all very lovely.

I think you'll be negative when everything is neutral or positive and you go and find out the way either way to get the negative one, but these ones it's like the jokes are so terrible. You would have to search for a couple minutes to find the one positive thing about him. Um. Thank you, but you know what i'm a sucker for the keys.

I was rude by tommy like car keys, oh wow, folks, it's been an honor serving with you truly yo breaking my heart. I gave her my heart and i told her about my hands. The more you lose. The more you learn.

You know i mean look at lebron james. He loses more finals than he has won. She decided to pick what piano guy we're all comics who brings pianos to a comic. I'm frustrated, that's what i am do you guys want to see each other.

I mean some of these jokes made excuses like that. Your socks match nice nice. These are walmart socks. I was not aware they would be revealed.

Okay, your socks. Thank you. These are rite aid socks, so i decided to class. Thank you.

Do you think you made the right choice? I do think i made the right choice. So did i yeah? I was like looking at all these guys when i was like definitely her yeah. Would you go on the day? Oh quirky yeah, not bad. That was pretty funny.

Where would you guys that's a good joke? This is the big time baby a real date. You know i can't wait to call my mom and be like it took a game show, but i finally got one then okay give me.