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Oh hey, oh hi again. What are you? What are you doing here? Yeah, that's what. I'm wondering what you're doing. well I'm doing a different thing to whatever you're doing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want you. Why don't Why don't you get right here? Uh, back to the city Think: yeah, All right, excuse me, we're talking. This guy is weird bro. get lostfucker loser.

What you say about me? Hey hey, back the up. dumb, back the up. come on. Okay I take it all back I take it all back I take it all back forever and I Love you and I'm you're the best.

What a absolute Bozo Wait Were you you going to catch with this guy? What? I mean going to catch up with him? What? We going to catch a ride with this guy? A ride? No. Jesus Christ Man when he said you're going to get to trouble like that's like trouble trouble. wait B Bon Bon's trouble trouble. Yeah any of the clowns are they're weird.

What? No I'm not going to get into trouble with clowns I'm going to what's his name? What's his name? Bon bon I was going to kill him. Oh okay, yeah. I was going to dump him. Want him to see us together? You know? So I CH You ready? CH I think I'm going for Hold on Keys Now Move.

Come on. Give me the keys right now. I'm not around. Give me the keys right now.

Move. Get off the phone. Get off the phone. Come on.

let's go move. I'm trying to give him keys keys. Let's go. You got him.

Keep him up. Keep him up. Hey Brother: put your phone, put your phone on the ground. Both of you put your phone on the ground right now.

put your phone on the ground and then walk away. Put it down. Keep walking. Walk.

Hey. walk with me. Walk. walk, walk.

Keep walking. Come on. or this way or the other way. Keep walking.

How about hey, wait. how about a little bit faster. How about you run a little bit? How about you run a little job? Okay, okay up. Dr It up.

Come on. Come on. come on faster. D Bro How much you want us to run one more streak? Come on man.

200 M Come on. keep running. That's straight damn up. R Making us through cardio.

Let's go keep running Mother the figh. Hey I didn't ask any question I Give you some orders bro. Come on. keep running.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Turn left, turn left, turn left, all right, go face against the wall, right there and I'm you supposed to sit down? sit down facing the wall. or yeah, yeah.

sit down bro. I Want you to count to 60. All right? Okay, count to 60 and then go if I if I come back in 30 seconds and and you're all right. All right.

hey than man have a good day man what the just happened exuse Are you ready to sign contracts today? um yeah I gota be honest yo I'm not seeing it. you know where's he at? yeah sometimes you got up. hey um stop. you shouldn't get involved in this.

um there's really nothing I can do. They already kicked me out when we robbed the bank truck apparently Mickey found out. Yeah yeah yeah but I mean I just um n I'm undercover like I'm I'm I'm not going to is that you? Is that you in the black TR no oh um I got caught in the middle of something uh with Dundy I was at the hospital and then the the guy um said oh you go around robbing people and the guy was at just at the at the hospital like right he was there the whole time um I I don't I don't really know like you know yeah like so he like he just randomly found you yeah he was he was I mean I had the a car that I just picked up I just lock picked it from the back of the um how do you call it um courthouse and I I did I did Courthouse hospital and then um I mean the the the guy pop out of my trunk what yeah dead ass. what the okay that's crazy.
yeah we were going Zan and I were going to check and see if my friend had war and we saw you getting held up and well I mean told you it comes hey comes with the territory is what it is. Yeah I'm not really worried about it. You shouldn't get involved like called me. Yeah, that's fine.

um let me tell you, like too many people against me I can't like? um yeah, like it's pointless to even uh try. Does that make sense? Yeah so just um, just do a thing and lay low. All right yeah I'm going to do that I already What? I was calling to tell you what did Mickey say oh what? Mickey say he said uh I know you were hanging out with him and I said oh no I just saw him yeah I just saw I think I don't know somebody I didn't have a mask when you robbed the thing right? oh did you have a mask? Oh hell no. Uh so maybe the person knew who I was I don't know um yeah I mean she the most unlucky Coincidence of all time.

that like right after I'm doing something with Dundy at the hospital and then and the guys there like out out of all people all places is just the most unlucky thing I even change cars you know like I don't I don't we know? like I know we take precautions but this time I kind of got uh did you find your gun or no uh nah do you want me to go look uh nah I mean I look at all the bushes they just uh they just swoop them up I guess know Oh okay okay well yeah. I'm going to lay low for a little bit I think uh same yeah I think I'm going to be having a rough time for a couple days. I'll call you if you need you. Okay yeah hey you are you take it does have rep? Does it not my bad bro that who this sorry man are these runs any better now? hey are these ones any better now bro dumb the that's two.

hey come here man you psychopath Le oh my God John Paul John Paul put that down. you put that down. come on come on. Mickey What are you doing? What are you? I'll let you stand up I'll you stand up I'll let you give it a try.

why not? I'll put it away, put it away Mickey put it away Mickey I Don't you psychopath? What's wrong with you that was Breakers Well I mean I didn't do nothing and I got pocket wiped by a Benji So I mean he gave me no choice. Thank you foring I'm I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Did you just say you did nothing? Absolutely nothing. You did nothing. You stay back.
stay back. I'm going to I'm going to do the thing. I'm going to do the thing. Stay back Mickey Micke it Hey Stop it heyn Paul Stop Mickey You stay back.

Hey hey hey Mickey Stay back. Hey stay back John Paul stop John Paul One more step. one more step John Paul I'm telling you to stop one more step and you're done I Can't believe you. Oh this is lonel.

how can I help you? hello this is lonel. how can I help you? Oh yeah you got a lo I can have please. uh what was that sir. you got a lock pick I can have it.

uh unfortunately I don't have any lockpicks and stock sir. Oh you got in yeah I'm sorry man you got you want to run it back? Well well well you done. hey hey hey hey you done. Stop it.

Let me guess. Let me guess. Let me guess. Let me guess.

you're not going to stop walking until you get bonked. Why would I put it down? Absolutely not. How am I being petty? You're being petty. No, not one moment.

Give me one second hands in the air. So what are you doing? I'm blocking his guy off sir I need you to stop. He's going into one of the alleys in a little parking side Offroad from the hospital. Careful careful careful.

Hey I should teach I should teach. Hey let me teach you this guy a lesson. Hold up No don't do it. Don't do it.

Hey Buddy want want to do car against guy? Want to do that? Hey Buddy want to do that. Hey buddy, police off hey man he want to do want to do car against guy or what? Why would I want to do car against you I Literally stopped chasing you and he got in the car. The guy just roll behind my car when I'm backing up bro not me. You back up I was getting out of your way to get to my car blocking my you broke that door.

That's vandalism govern property. Okay you get charged for it. You boxing yourself. Want to go up the car Bro come on man, you're right there.

He right there mruse that you what's going on. Why are you doing this? You're damaging your vehicle and our vehicle. You're hurting yourself, not mine. It's stolen.

Come on man. go to the car bro. it's right there man. Come on man.

you can do it. Get away. Help the cops Mr Come on Man is reckless I Mean don't get behind my car bro I I Don't to tell you like uh, my car's what? is he spiking? What is he spiking? What is he doing? What is he spiking? Do we know? Hold on you have to go get the car bro. Go in the car, not across.

Have to go in the car by the way in the car Hey later bro going a what's we're going to do I mean it. Hey bro. Hey bro. if you really think about it, the the charges isn't that big.

It is what it is. all right. where you at. Uh Red Garage.

Skip All right You want me to go highway I'm on the right now. okay I can go inside red garage. Give me like 30 seconds. Yeah okay I'll be there in 10 seconds.
Thank you. Actually don't don't you want to? Don't you want to go in red garage because the jump. Yeah yeah yeah. I'm I'm high way I'm on the high way.

okay no I'm saying like okay, whatever. make sure you jump like yeah yeah, go go from the side, don't go from the the center cuz you're not going to be able to jump in. All right I'm closest to Ulta you're here. Oh come on man, how you know this Skip: Come on.

I mean that was like the most bable tackle of all time. Come on bro, you're better than that. Come on. come on.

how did they not know that? Come on brother I mean dude man that's Jesus that embarrassing F away dumb ass yo whenever I got time later um my I'm going to find um new skips. you know cuz they they they they some the streets I'm going to I'm going to give them like a couple code and then in between us. we should have like a bunch of like color coded and then learn it like a bro. I have something crazy I can show you I can show you it's crazy.

it's new, no one knows it yet. It's crazy bro. If you're fast enough yeah, you're F you. you will completely block off the cop completely.

Yeah, really yeah like here. I I can show you. let's just get out of this car and uh you should change. I we should both change.

look at this. I I get the rubber jum I Actually like the AC jobs. Okay all right look so this gate right here, right if you go through it closes. you squeeze right through.

It stays closed when they try to follow you in. See what I'm saying and it does bro. look you are not getting through that. but what about on on the on the right beside it? Yeah but if they're following listen, they're not going to go They're not going to want to go through it cuz they're going to see it close.

when they're approaching, you're going fast enough. Boom Boom the right behind you. oh sorry boom you're good to go. that's going to chill.

Actually yeah it's a good option and then you can just full send down here. then you're just gone. right? Oh I Have I have 12 minutes to do my job? Hold on I Got to do my jum Oh okay okay well this is my Que yep hey hey BR you got to repair. You got to repair toolkit.

bruh Yeah okay the car imploded. oh no. I'll leave the throw it at me. it doesn't go that far.

just throw it. it's it's in the middle of the road at the At at the at the sh. I found it I don't have to you Miranda right Bro Bro bro bro bro. come onag hey ass face.

you screwed with the wrong Ren no way he goes over here right? Bro Sup yo, you're good here for like a minute, right? I'm going to go get the other car. Yeah. I'm good. All right.

All right. I'll be right back. 1 minute bye no on the phone so that they don't they don't hear my phone ringing. um I'm at the beach spot.
You know there's like a who's day. the cops are here. the whole B is here again What the how? I didn't call you call the cops in yourself. oh no oh the alarms work H yeah and also I had a guard on me the whole time too.

nah jit a shitty hacker watch also true but still the bro I got got zero I'm like got five failures it's so bad. All right All right I'm coming back Yo yo can I Can you guys tell me what the is going on here sir? Hold on a second what the is going on here guys. you look simar to the who Sim to saw but I can bar hear what you're saying? come over here yo. Can y'all like shut it down me or what? yeah can you hear me? Yeah? Can you guys stop with like the whole like alarm thing and like the whole like the whole yeah, do you know what happened over here? Where do you know what happened over here? Well I mean d you know what's going over here cuz you're the one doing a whole bunch of noise and before I could well we're trying to sleep over here bro.

Well I was wondering you could tell me what's going on, what's going on? How about you tell me? uh 141 went out with one individual wearing black and black gold. The same area where investigating suspicious activities. Seems like it seems like uh, there's an alarm, there's Cubs blaring, people on the roof going crazy, everybody with their flashlights and I don't know what's going on. How about you tell what's going on? I've been here the whole time and you haven't You're the Intruder not me I'm captain SL LPD what is your name Donan All right d Can we come off the rooftop and have a conversation? Yep, see see like you got to stop that man like it's just annoying at this point.

Not sure what happened sir. Do you know anything about this? What? How about you stop being on the roof and wake everybody up? Okay, well let's get down. Come on, come down over here. I can't I can't finish it Okay can you take off your uh ski M so I can see your face? well I don't see why I would do that actually.

Well that's cuz I got a call right of suspicious activities. We get there on scene and you're at the rooftop I'm not. Well I now because you woke me up I woke yeah hello Mr Paul up yo. what are you doing over here bro.

what are you doing over here investigating and police work? Well let me do your job then. Yeah, All right so I'm talking to the person right now. Yeah, exactly right. Okay well I I've been working all day fixing this patio and I fell asleep and y'all will woke me up for for why for what reason exactly fix in the patio? Okay all right, how come you didn't have your heart helmet on before just I fell asleep then too you fall as sleep on the job.

So what? That man's not allowed to rest a little bit that one this is a blue State bro like I can do what the I want bro we're unionizing this Okay I can wear where the I want still get paid pal if you if you're you know your boss let you chip in a job I don't care, it's not my business. my business got the alarm going off. Do you know who trip the alarm seems like you did? no no it was going off before we got there. well listen I was dreaming and then I heard a bunch of noises and I got to be honest with you I think I heard your sign before this one CU that is real loud I would have heard it first if I it was first but I didn't Well you seem like you know about it going off and off.
Can you tell me more about it? Well it just it just stops going after a while I don't to tell you prob go like 5 minutes or something I don't know right? but what am I getting a call about? um you know potential suspicious activities on the rooftops. Okay well maybe you should do a job to go investigate. How about that? That's what we're doing. Well that's what I'm trying to do I'm I was hoping I was hoping you could help me out here Mr Paul okay I mean maybe I heard something.

Okay see now we're going places and what else you hear besides uh you the alarm going off I heard a commotion, commotion commotion okay and uh who' you see nothing I didn't peek the top but I heard an altercation at the top. Interesting. Okay, all right. physical or verbal, physical and verbal both at the same time.

Well uh, why don't you follow us cuz I want to show you something? Okay, can we actually go back up there? Yep, so let me tell you so I can tell you what I heard so okay before I fell asleep I got Wok up two or three times by Ricky you ever seen Ricky before. Once or twice it's like the mall cop he works here. Look at him, he's um yeah, yeah yeah, he he's definitely N Out he's sleeping for sure. Yeah there he is right here Rcky.

but I mean he's here I mean he was here Yes! so I remember that why went and picked him up. so okay. so Ricky kept kept yelling he said it, don't do it Jon don't do it and I was like oh man and I was in at that point right? cuz I'm I'm over I can't barely hear over there right? Don't do it, don't do it Jon and then um then I hear a big bang and the guy says oh Paul lamb, it's you and then he just going to talk over man. that was his last words.

Oh yeah cuz he yelled it. he's like his dying breath. spontaneous honter You ever heard about that? a Jon poam? Absolutely he was my neighbor. Oh wow well yeah I know him pretty well.

Um what I heard also is that um, he had a uh PD issued taser is what? I heard it K told me that really okay all right is in this house. Yes, okay and how do you know that information? I was talking to Kit about the 4 for1 grenade cell they're having tomorrow and I was inviting to it. You're having a sale tomorrow. No not me.

Did you say grenade sale or did I hear that? Yeah, everybody knows this though. if you live down the Southside you know for a fact that um they're holding a 4 for one grenade sale tomorrow and it's only one day out of the month. So I invited kid over for it and but she didn't want to. Interesting.
Okay when I told her that she said isn't that the guy with the taser said yep, that's the one hold on I just want to make sure I'm not hear mixing this up. When you say grenade you mean like yeah, Fragmentation? Yeah yeah yeah. frag grenade? yeah fragmentation. what the hell he's got.

Don't think they? they mean that they mean those grenades that like blow up and then there's presence inside of them, right? That's the whole purpose. That's that's what that means right? It's like when you open a box. Are you talking about like grenade like kill people? Yeah I mean you can say it like that if you want to, but I mean uh I don't It's not maybe the same type of gift that I used to having. Like the gifts that come out of that they they they cause severe wounds.

you like shrapnel and what not. Bro like really? he talking about an actual like grenade? Yeah like like like like an army grenade like fragmentation grenade. They come in little boxes and what not. And where's the advertisement on this is this in in the Yellow Pages TW where's this at? Oh you got you got to be on the um you got to be on the dark Market um like a group chat? Hell Mr Paul You help us so much.

do you mind if I got maybe under cover with you in this event? Sure we can do tomorrow. Yeah, um let let me see. let me see uh. announcements of the day.

Jumbo Bumbo Sale tomorrow Jumbo Bumbo at um Jumo? Okay Jumbo Bumbo it's at Um so it's on a 7th. Uh, it's at 4: p.m. it's on Covenant Yeah Jumble Bumble um 4 p.m. What you know on the New York Time on the West Coast Where? um Western Oh okay so 7:00 New York time.

Yep, don't miss it. Well I was going to go I was going to go to buy but um I've always wanted to see one you know can I get invit as a buyer I would love to Jumbo Bumbo Jumbo Bumbo It's just what they call like the um it's like the criminal term for like wholesale like Costco cuz these guys have so much in their in their in their house. they do like Costco sales if you want to get like 1 AK they usually run um so it's it's two for one on Saturdays so I usually say up uh on Friday I don't go out anymore cuz I buy usually. um you know some of their stuff on the on the Saturday I buy I buy normal stuff though.

like um lock picks but um those are IL legal so is what it is. anything. Okay well tomorrow I'll contact you I would love to know more about this so I can be present. Got it? I mean I would rather have these uh you know things you're talking about fall in the hands of the PD so we can conf them off the street.

What the heck is it's not legal? Well if there's a bomb yeah I mean it's illegal. it's illegal. it's it's a weapons mass destruction is it? You sure can I would say medium destruction I wouldn't say Mass oh no that's bad. definitely destruction.

All right. Well going back to this. Mr Paul do you any tools on you of working on like this? AC's anything we can confirm your story anything like that. oh no you Che my pockets if you want to.
okay I got L I got L nothing I think I think I think the four man might might have picked up my work your no, no, you're good one. All right Okay, you are all good to go. Thank you for cooperation Mr Paul thank you. That's right.

Al Also, please keep keep voting blue Bro I'm a proud Democrat You want to know why? What? cuz I Get do all nothing I get paid, leave sick leave I get insurance, health insurance, all that thing and I do all nothing go America Hell yeah, that's right pal. Hey, you take care man. Yeah I'm not sure howy. Also, this car is sped legally too, right? You like shooting? Yeah, hell I Love shoo I bet you shoot a whole lot.

it's cor make sure you stop shooting that Kenex? no what do you mean like sneeze? Yeah, maybe maybe he give yourself a wifey? Oh no, my ex-wife left me. What did she leave you for? W W uh I don't know. she's just a well, that's crazy me I'm trying I'm trying to date Kit I think she loves me K Oh Kit Archer Yeah she loves me. Oh, she told me.

Okay, so she told me about this. Really? She She said that there's some stuff going on with her ex husband and he kind of wants to get back together and she like, doesn't really know how to feel and she's not really interested. but she has a friend who she's more interested in and she doesn't She doesn't really know how to approach it. Yeah, that's what she told me.

Wait, really? hold on. are you pulling my ta now? wait no. Why come on you? would you wouldn't do that to me would you? No, of course not. Why? So does that mean am I in so I don't know but U maybe you should go for it I got me and her like I can just kind of tell like I looked at her, she looked and we just kind of clicked it.

It's kind of a moment. you know, you know sometimes you look at somebody and you look deep inside of their soul and you just you just know and feel that that moment I looked at her I felt so deeply and I know for a fact that she felt that too and I've been looking to meet with her again. just a one-on-one no I don't know what that feels like yeah, me neither. Maybe I was this was the drugs went off anyway though.

well you you you you call earlier. was it was it? you know I was there with her when when you guys were talking yeah that was hot. How'd that go? It went. it went as good as it gets.

Nice like a foot in the door good or like what. oh like like I'm like I'm in it like I'm in like I damn I I I'm going to be honest with you, you know I I know kit I work with her. um you know she talks about some things going on off duty and whatnot and she she just, you know all I know was she said she's more interested in uh, a real man, her ex ex-husband's friend and yeah, I'm she going say real man? Well actually she kind of did. She kind of alluded to it.
She said she just wanted somebody who can really, you know, provide more really? Yeah, like spice it out, just kind of be be that guy like some somebody who can really really really really put some energy in there, right? Somebody who's can really kind of provide. Yeah, well and just just focus on her cuz she was saying like you know her ex-husband is kind of. You know he's kind of a ladies man. he's trying to talk to a bunch of different women at the same time and you know he don't He don't really make time for her whereas you know she was say well she has she she kind of had eyes for her for his friend.

So all right. well I'm might give her a call by now. maybe uh, maybe set up, set up a date for after the storm. Yeah, what do you think she'll say you usually she goes to bed around now.

no she doesn't. Usually she does. sometimes she stays up late. No, she was off duty I mean you could try giving her a call.

We do have to get back to PD though. All right, well take guys all right. We'll see you later later, pal. All right have a nice day.

Yeah I don't know how to add photos to it so I've not tried before though. So good to hear from you. No, not now she knows that I that I care? that's that's plus one.

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12 thoughts on “X returns to his life of crime! gta nopixel 4.0 rp”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @folonrng says:

    nice editing!

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @user-pf3bo4wd3r says:

    Zzzzz

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @PanduhsYT says:

    HORRIBLE RP

    Only reason he can act this way is because hes part owner

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @PanduhsYT says:

    x's rp is so bad

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @arturleek says:

    X husband

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @juicifer2024 says:

    mickey powergaming 🙁 wtf man

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @kalichisucks5607 says:

    anybody know what stream / session this is from or a date

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @hownottobasic4476 says:

    god tier editor

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @dimaseversavemenorth says:

    great editing, thanks

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @krisstrusi279 says:

    was that tectone?

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @kazap6690 says:

    fell off

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @dailymeme6476 says:

    Call you if i need you is her reaching out

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