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You're, not bad bro. We are dumb bed. I can't stop thinking about neon now ever since it got brought up yeah the pigtails is getting to me, damn dude. Imagine if you want to use the alts or when you run it.

It makes your booty bigger and like flashy and it hey, it does not matter my imagination. I think that's in the next patch notes. I i don't know i'm gon na bust look. I was reading the patch notes, say something about that to be on, like a third party mod, to have like less clothing on characters.

Oh dude, like a hot patch like like a graphics pack, little reshade, i could like a pack in phoenix or a what it's. Okay, these guys are bad. We go, then i peek out of the container and think about the old map. I have to look at the four people that cross ours.

Man, i put the corners. I smoke some guy, i'm like dude get on, but then i get flashed and he kills me this. Your patch is no joke yeah. I don't like that new decoy.

I don't know how to tell if it's a decoy or not didn't imagine if your room came out with more clothes and then he altered right and it went into the ground and when he comes out he comes out naked. Now we're good. You know: yeah, hey, hey smoke, save double's. Here we're going to see one place.

It's actually a good concept, though it's clear. It's pushing me push me outside he's backside. Oh he's good! Oh he's! Not that one's up there, jack nice down. You could pick up a gun ming.

I don't know what you're doing well, if i step out bro standing ahead being peek ming, ning 78 bro what nice? What is that skin wait? What is that skin? I don't know what it is. What is this called man? Oh well, dogs kind of no bulldog is pretty good. Actually why i dropped my shirt yeah seriously. Since he's been talking about naked characters, you really changed it.

Naked jack's changed ever since i'm i'm broke, i'm breaking up. Of course i changed a little flustered. Now kick them out seriously, i don't do visitors standing, but i just stood there and watched this. Let go man he's still there.

I'm saying got to back up double box went down. I think - oh, my god, these small one and now you're completely bricked and you just cannot get your mind off of it and you can't move on and do other things like fully torqued like mentally as well, and then i was like dude like how can i Get it productive to get a day going so mentally torched i mean just take five yeah you're you're torqued up man, yeah fully torqued, like blood pressure throughout the wazoo man. Just skip around. Take five come back.

You know you could be back to i'm naked. That's a sick jumbo. Thank you, man that you're always backside by the way watch out flight enemy tag. Imagine viper! But when she uses her toxic, slash player each other out there, it's forced to happen these guys, uh.

I got saved by the youtube. You went up x, oh yeah, please i need to drop thank all right, snowman snowman, you should run you tell you to be back long. What kind of hole is that i have to get out of here? I think they're rotating yeah rotating for sure who also rotates what launching smoke is here still long, not anybody one enemy remaining. Can we celebrate that extra questions request the god, i'm using old, you dense idiot, look at him, he's break the up.
Okay, sorry. I lose blood to his brain push back. I thought i could get through it. Things got two one enemy seriously: push that solo.

Ultimo. Already players stand up 114, but wait hurt you see what the is. What happened? Bro 114 minutes sick talk line up. Okay, oh you're, going on this tick tock.

Oh 30 seconds left yeah altars, oh wow! We don't need all bro. Oh wow, there's some confidence in you bro. What do they think this is you're just better? Oh i'm, like uh. You guys know lucky luke, lucky luke, yeah yeah, then his own shadow.

That's what i'm gon na do with ambi yeah his lucky look. Look you lose! Well, you don't know he shoots faster. It's a comic a little cowboy you luke, maybe there's a face shoots boom instantly, mccree revealing area. You know what i mean: minus 128 brim still in there, one enemy remaining.

That's just one speed! Imagine jet when she dashes shutting off her clothes where she dashed him and his left button naked. Imagine when neon runs. She runs so fast. Her clothes fly off boober 30 seconds left.

You saw him. You saw him on site to me spike planted. I'm talk. Yeah question x: what's the thought, what got you fully torqued up the naked element character? Lastly, by neon asking whenever she's, holding she's running and her booty's like that, was filling up with energy she's dealing with energy right and it's like a yellow bluish like neon and it's radiating anytime.

She sits on the ground, it jiggles, you know, that's something else. Yeah yeah turn around holy around go, go thanks. What was that? What was it like in the machine? Oh no man doing something like uh. I mean look at this he's sinking around.

You know when you tell somebody to jump on gta yeah. You look like that. Yeah, you got ta by the way. Thank you.

Thank you. One enemy remaining standing ahead, spike down a found them up top. He just phoned them. We'll have a cool gun.

Dude go! Go go, she's got the angle. It actually is and got ta take care of it thanks boober 32 months, pacman high chat, hope you're doing good excuses for hellfire. Oh my god. Oh my god forget losing clothes.

Oh check, sorry about this, have a good one. Lessons! Three, oh, we have money money. We can go crazy. We got money, yo, yo jack, there were push, attack, speeds, okay, one enemy remaining yeah! Please go take a shower.

You watch too many streams. You're going to be now. Let's all be trust together. How they're going eh they're going back a lot majority major big boys? You should run i'm out of here.
I'm blind, as i think, they're faking it. Oh this bro, what's the top of container on their side, left cubby last player standing behind behind behind spawn wait? What i think they should not hit yeah switching sides charges, don't look at the score guys do not freakouts. No listen! Remember the patch notes. The patch notes says it's a 10-2 curse.

Now it's not nine. Oh that's right! It got updated. We're fine, we're fine shillin. Let's go feed, it definitely didn't happen.

Yesterday, all right, i'm gon na full smoke b, turbo attack, speed, read w man, don't let him talk to you like that x, yeah for real he's stuck in that rock, but every time he vented his big fat got stuck in the vent and his step-by-step super Sassy guys, if you shoot the turret it breaks, maybe in the smoke watch out smoke clear out no spike down. No, no, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! What is this game flawless? That was that was so. I want to talk about that. Actually that that is guys what has happened with the video game.

Uh save this round, i didn't request. I hate the shot man i mean you get. Somebody like ghost and stuff got ta. Tell me that that guy should talk to you one time.

I know you're tilted bro, not that i'm i'm i'm focused man. That shot was just an anomaly. It's an anomaly: okay, okay! What are you requesting me? There's an accident, i hate kale. I can hate him reloading.

Think i can get a welcome to the jungle xqcl revealing area enemy, spotted they're all here i have an important message for all the kumas getting bricked up by a virtual character, no raised eyebrow, i'm going kitchen yeah. I mean you shot at him. So maybe last player standing all right, maybe thank you normally bro. I had weird hair man.

That's a wicked stay in range of my stim beacon, legendary killings right now, major yeah yeah. That was, i was saving that was saved, they're super aggressive. Oh, we have good picks, they're they're gon na be broke as hell. They might run uh bucky again: oh yeah yeah.

They have uh specters safeties, yeah they're broke right now: um, okay, um, maybe one, maybe one or two off with that dude back back. What launching smoke so lucky? I went back inside of it dude so lucky i went back inside of the shot. He didn't have it. He did not have it take his shot too late, eddie, uh kind of sucks, absolute jungle, deck dude.

Next, this jungle, dick yeah. What is that this guy's god he's torqued up one enemy remaining holy brick. Last player's stance, 55 main you got him bro easy, it's easy! That is actually pretty wicked insane. I shouldn't have peeked it's my phone.

I have five kills. Can you guys give me? No more doubts, i have eight bro. You know this is not touching for me right. Where are you yelling right now? Okay, that one a defense i would have i've been i'd, be top top top dragon vip top tier.

Let's go b i'll uh, i'm gon na peek, mid real, quick and then i'm just gon na come back with you guys all right stay back. Let me get up be careful of uh uh. What he's yeah he likes to! He likes to peek heavy watch. Watch out for the box do some monkey.
Let me drone it before you begin other one. Oh easy economy, that's big! Juicer! I'm out of here we got the uh good shot today right there, boys, the silence upper left and the peak out wide right side. Nice here comes three to one: oh yep there it is. Oh, i'm silenced.

Oh i'm free in 32 seconds one. Second, she hit me hard as hell one enemy. Nowhere to run, he thought dumbass standing ahead. I have the spike bottom spike planted the big squeeze.

How can you play gaming? Dude we've been talking about this for like an hour seriously. You know what to do he's uh behind the i don't know what the that's going on, i'm so bad on sight, 80 found deploying drone uh no way.

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17 thoughts on “Xqc and marty are down bad bad playing valorant”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Senator says:

    I stayed till the end and sure enough got a heckin surprise!!! Good stuff Mr.Cow

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars EL GOBLINO says:

    "Marty" OMEGALUL

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mr Odawg says:

    "marty" jesus mr editor its OMIE

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Lucas Abenante de Oliveira says:

    thats why i am a neon main

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars JwJ says:

    So glad I'm not the only one with the same thoughts… 😉

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Termm says:

    is x sick? he sounds a bit off

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Onv1i says:

    WH OMEGALUL da fuck is marty? it's was always xqc & Moxxy Sadge

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Aymane Elhaj says:

    'Objectifying' and 'sexualizing' men is hilarious, doing the same to women becomes offensive somehow

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Wesam says:

    My mans voice is gone for screaming 24 hours a day

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars James Lam says:

    Oh shit the gg valorant squad pog.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dendi says:

    Literally the first minute and he got tricked by yoru decoy

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Gravado Reacts says:

    first 20 seconds and xqc is already horny… smh my head

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars FishFace69 says:

    Should put Omie in the title or at least description

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars skid says:

    Dude that heckin suprise at the end was POGGERS!

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars skid says:

    This comment section knows how to be unfunny.

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Hola! JumpyMudkip says:

    Neon got me bricked up ngl

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Joey Karv says:

    KFC, THIS IS THE LAST WARNING, DOCTOR SLAM THE FART WILL RELEASE THE ELDEN BEAST NAMED ''Jubilee'' AND IT WILL BRAINWASH YOU TO GIVE HIM THE POKIMANE TIER 3 SUB.

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