Hi Zach I Heard that you are turning nine today so I just wanted to wish you a very happy birthday and I hope you have an awesome ninja slash fortnite themed birthday party Have a good how to make a big lose weight don't mean long term. She got to be a big so hear me out when you out in public I Want you to pay somebody five dollars to welcome to her and ask you if she's pregnant and then pay somebody ten dollars to walk by her and say damn and then pay somebody 15 to go up to her and say damn you're a big pregnant it is take the pressure off of you and the weight off of her. Another thing you can do is when you go on vacation buy her fat ass two Airline seats just for herself. The biggest she is the deeper the cut.

Another thing you can do is take around a bunch of activities that fat don't like doing like beach volleyball or rock climbing or standing up from a seated position. Another thing you can do is when she gone narrow all your door frames by one foot and watch that fat ass try to squeeze through when she come home. Another thing you can do is weaken one of the steps in your house and when she go up the stairs and she fall through, tell her fat ass to go lay down. but we can her bed frame first.

Trust me, it'll work. Game is game. I Bet Please just hear me out. Please please please please just hear me out.

Please roll. Brother Played it like I've watched like it's like one DPS Joke You? Okay and this guy's like he is just the reason you're losing and now you're tilted right and then you're tilted it right. But you're letting him play like he's like, ah, whatever dude. But then you're like 300 Sr Down right and like bro, let's just call him bro.

He's like nah, never. We're gonna get a good team and you've been getting good teams. these ninjas trolling it. We don't know how to tell them the robot keeper so I tried to outsmart it.

You're right. you're incoming foreign PC or all three I Would never personally sit back and play mobile game. The last time that I played a mobile game was Flappy Bird That's how long ago it was. If you have a steam deck and you're a grown ass man, your girlfriend or your wife does not find you attractive because if you have time as a man to sit back and play a game on your phone, it only means one of the three.

There's a million other things I could be doing as a man to persevere and play mobile games. Or play a steam deck. You know what you're doing as a grown man playing a steam deck. You're playing a game gear in 2000 23.

Remember the game. gears are like eight batteries. That's the you're doing. You're sitting there just having a good time up your retinas looking in the screen.

I'm blowing out my battery life on top of that. wasting my time as a human being by playing mobile games. Anybody in this chat that plays mobile games daily, you're literally wasting your time the only time. I I guess.

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I I Get it. I Get it. It's very funny. but I get it.

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He gets paid by the guy named pay uh everyone. Okay damn that was actually yo. That was really good Man yo. I'm actually impressed.

Holy foreign. I'm good I got it bro. Don't worry man. I got lined up well tonight's episode of doing whatever I want because I'm single big ass steak oh my God I still remember his credit card number I Just bro I just recited it in my head Mayo fries and we're gonna watch the new version of Dune oh my God I got it.

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Oh okay, right here. No shots. All right So Mom I Just want to let you know I Finally made it to Walmart Uh I'm here safe and yeah. Oregon So basically we're getting in here.

Should have been here by yesterday, our teammates going yeah in. so we're hitting where it hurts. You guys know what it is I can't see they can't see strategy working. Full effect in here.

anything I can't see they can't see here. I'd be looking for effect. Hold it out. Hold it out.

You guys want to take notes. Stay strong children. All right. So let them have it.

Let them have it. Don't stop firing enemy POV Actual retina damage The permanent. All right. I'll fire after your fire reloading.

All right. We'll let him have it. Let him have it. Watch out that one's hacking what's going on Soldier Watch out that one's hacking what's going on Soldier Why aren't you firing Man Down They're fighting at me I'm letting him have it almost every single time.

You guys gotta try the strategy. Wow, they're just gonna hack it yeah. Halle Berry Hallelujah Make your points and tell me what you do. Everybody don't respect the shooter I'm ready to talk I To me, everything looks normal now I'm like scared.

Everything I'm looking at isn't the right color am I black look. The bottom line is people are people are without hair. You see them all the time. Will Smith's husband he lost it.

What? Oh okay dude. look the bottom line is people are without hair. You see them all the time. Will Smith's husband.

he's the funniest person. He lost it. Yeah he's funny. She's gonna casually what the? That's our goal.

You know that's literally my goal when I'm trying to go. Oh my God Dude. Hey what's up? Give me 50 Cent Fresh right out the bakery. 50 Cent for a whole loaf, You can't even beat that.

Okay now don't touch it. Give me the bread first. Give me the bread I Got you more. Give me the bread I give you the bread 50 cents so fast you don't even know I needed this bread.

Thank you bro. Let me get that bread. you ain't getting. What do rich move out? Dude.

My mom does my laundry. She makes all my food, she makes my bed. sometimes she does the dishes. You know I mean it's like my mom does everything.

You know what I mean So it's like why would I move out? The only way I'd move out is why I found someone I could do all that for me I Love this guy. One of the most stupidest modernized I've ever seen. So I gotta dry my hands. What train? Hello What the? I am the one who knocks I am not in dangerous Skyler I am the danger What the is that? Oh I Really wanted.

this is Jesus Then stop acting like you know the way ahead. like you know there are no rules. Man we're lost. Stop acting like you know the way ahead like you know the rules.

There are no rules Man we're lost. Hey ten days feeling loud, foreign.