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I've been doing your best, then. Okay, we have to go to carmelo's house, okay, hey kratos! Thank you, man, i'll call! You back brother, you're back! Okay! What's going on, do you think about something? Did you put on the gps, yeah, okay, okay and brother brother? You cannot fly to the prius, the car, it. You can't flex this car out the way please yo carmilla. Are you deaf? Yes, hello? Oh my jesus christ.

Who is this? What's your name hi, i'm lasagna! Oh my god. You can call me liz, though nice to meet you. What's your name? Sorry, what's the phone number, it's right here? Oh my god! Oh wow, okay, four one, five, seven, four, eight uh! Is it five, seven nine! I can't think properly give a minute. It's fine! I got it okay, i'll be free in like 20 minutes.

I can probably laugh cool all right. I got these like what was your name. My name is jean-paul man, you didn't get away and you have like air one tank, one uh marine one, warm one. Don't worry, i got you, i can get you from anything.

Thank you are y'all done flirting. Oh my god, i'm not flirting. I just big d hasn't been around in a while give me time. Hi man, okay, i'm open! Now, right i have everything yep i got thermite how much you got um, seven.

Okay, i'm gon na keep it attack these days. My my skills are complete dog, so we're mine. I can't even lie, but we can go to. I have one more um.

I have a bottle of water. I have a bunch of my hair. Just go with seven we'll be fine. We're not gon na fill like that.

Let's go to before what oh, no get the smart food. Oh come on, yeah just for the thermite. Okay, wait! How's! It going yeah, it works for the thermite; no, it doesn't. What does it do tonight? It makes it lower lower.

I need food like lessons slower, slower yeah, so that you have more time to do it, my god, man, damn they. They really toned it down. Didn't they you got to do what you got to do? Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Yes, yes, yes, jesus, okay, okay, oh no! I can't drive who's gon na drive what who's driving us? Well, i'm driving right now you can drive uh yeah, but i'm going on bikes, i'm only a biker, i'm i'm gon na escape this biker. That's all! That's all i'm good for! Well! You have to be on the bike alone, or can you take uh? No, i could take one it's a little bit hard if there's like three three or two uh by yourself, but i don't think we're gon na get that yes, sir um april, why are you working on uber over here? It's fine! I got it i'll make the rice appreciate it.

Oh yeah, they were made to be appreciated. Did you finish up the boost there? You go. What are you doing baby here? You go. That's the person, wonderful! You found something the riddle yeah.

I think this is the answer all right. All right, let's go, let's go. You need food, not the middle of the video food everyone's really out for that i'm gon na order, something you guys are not honestly hello, hi. I think the stall is pretty.

I think that's the and then i think it's i think it's hey yeah. Listen, i don't be inappropriate, but this lady she has these giant malones. Are you jealous? Am i jealous that my boobs aren't as big as hers? Yes, i am yeah. I got ta go cheddar, but i'm in the middle of something thank you yeah.
She was great yeah. I mean she did really good. If you want to hire her as well yeah here's what it is. What are you guys doing? You guys still doing wait.

This isn't marty who's this mari, oh my you're, wearing the same like uh, like the hat, looks like marty's hat from one of my hats, hit the vault to dry. What the answer is that there's no answer you mean you must find answers from within we're. Looking at the wrong place, we're looking outwards, we need to look inwards, meaning this section. The answer is in there it's in your heart.

You know what second paragraph finishes so you've given up wait. What are you guys? Looking for? The answer is a puzzle. He says it's in your hearts. I think look deep into my heart.

She said a lot. Oh wow! It's like a weird angle to look at that. Oh my god, all right, so you guys doing the vault good good luck on that. Thank you, ma'am.

If you guys need any any assistance, let me know, oh sorry, how are we going to greet you guys? Sorry, okay, so um yeah, let's get it in there at the beginning, we spent 900 dollars. This food is so expensive. All right, listen if you're gon na. If you're gon na eat the food you're gon na commit to this, then you're only gon na buy your laptops and you're gon na go for it right.

Oh, i thought you're hacking. Oh my god, you can do it! Oh you're hacking! Of course i can, but why are you eating the food? The thing i was hungry for okay, give me one of the foods i want to try it on there. I never tried it before. That's that mine sent mine, oh i'll, put the reds in the blue.

Okay sent mine in too okay i've. Never i've never seen um this girl before in the city. This is liz hi. I am you've seen her she's got a bb.

What does that mean? I used to be really nerdy at least look like chicken little and now what was i got, work done, but why? What makes a person but different than because you get it at brazil because you don't want to pay for american surgeons and american surgeons. Never do a good big, fickle ass. You got to go to brazil for that yeah. What yeah american surgeons charge you so much money and they give you the tiniest little ass.

You got to go to the back alley in brazil and get this yeah, but the whole point is it's going to last you're not going to die getting it i mean. Am i dead right now? Oh, i am dead when i look at it. Thank you all. Right both, oh, that's awkward, i mean my phone is billy.

Okay, we need to get a good deal, okay, better, get whatever you want: you're, driving, okay, um, okay, i'm kind of around these days. Okay, i can do anything in the city. Just all i need is a sanchez, so i'm gon na go put one in here. Yeah, that's fine! You want to get two or three or four of them.
I just called the rocky. I thought it was billy. Oh no chad chat. Wasn't.

I did the vault of stream because i did the impossible, because now i've never been more confident in my driving skills. Oh my god! Oh we live chat. I ditched so none of us could drive um. Well, i i mean i can pilot the bike.

That's it! Okay, i mean three drivers is somewhat enough to get us to a spot yeah and you guys get off for your bike. Well, it's a straight line. Did you go from the vault all the way down there yeah so yeah? You can do you want to do it? No! No! No! No! No! No you do it. Okay, hello, hi! You are, the keys.

Are gon na, give you the keys to this car. Okay, we're gon na hold the prius. If you want to make sure you escape or have a chance to do it on your own, get your own sanchez brother man, i mean sisters, uh, yeah, you're, not gon na be able to rent it now, rent it in three two waiting for you right now: Hey where's, the radio: what's the radio, i don't have one yet i have to go, get one! Oh okay! I will hit you up about it. Wait.

Are we each getting one uh? Well we're getting. We get. Three three is good enough. I think i'm gon na go get a radio real, quick guys.

This is one of the hardest spots in the city for cops to follow. I i i wasn't. I've told you guys memphis before i'm, the god of this spot. I made i ain't in this spot.

Nobody can take credit for me, bing, hello, yeah, i'm about my bike is placed all right. Bro i mean yeah. Where just excuse me, i said sis, oh my god. Yes sister here, yes, okay, where did you go? Can you just ping me at the spot? Uh regular spot, i went back where rental spot.

Oh, the rental, spot. Okay, we'll be right. There good, bye, bye, hey jamal man. I like to ride my bike, sometimes scam money, that's that's kind of cool man.

You got a girlfriend these days or what no man! I got no girlfriend, i mean, i think, what you are yeah yeah they're coming right now come here. All right just put the bug over here, because bike legs make you look broke and make it like a cool stance like look at it. Look try to look cool. Okay.

I got a cool stance. Pick this up. Bro, you look homeless, rental spot. Are you uh? Are you sure it's still available, i'm hearing a lot of cop signs right now running right now i mean we checked the ability about four minutes ago or like 12 minutes happy three years i mean we could go back and check if you want yeah, maybe check It again: okay, um where's laurie at she just called me.

I don't know hello, hello, go on radio at 33.7, okay, bye, okay, i'm gon na get a bite and check this visit out or not hello, yep, okay, um. If my radio is at two percent, it'll work for the whole thing, it'll work out, it'll work. Also, ladies, this guy um it's your date. His name is jamal he's.
Like a ladies man, you're kidding right, i forgot it's the drift car, that's very, very poorly. On the grass um we're gon na grab a car, real, quick in four minutes. You said: grab a car ask me. Now, though, i have a car.

I have a car, just put your bikes where you want them and i'll pick meet us at the red garage. No, no! No! No! We can't i'm not the vote already. I'm taking i'm gon na stay there. Okay, um, okay! Let's get a hostage we'll just go to the ball.

We'll just wait at the ball. Then hey grab one hey, don't go anywhere, oh god, everything to default now, every different immediately. I have also just get in get out of the car get inside of the vault immediately now move or there's a lot of headaches happening. Sir.

Please pardon me a lot of what a lot of hate do. You guys have a car because you guys has a car, everybody and everybody yeah yeah. Okay, oh no chat, a big block, uh big block, gunner big vlog, ghana. Okay, i'm pulling up! Do we have a husband, yeah, we're good, okay, i'll, be right there here we go.

I have to pee so bad. Okay, i'm parking the car here, not fun, yep, no pup, yet i'll be at the back door. We need someone with the hostage of the back door. Two three four, five one, two, three, four, five, one, four to three five, one: four, two, three, five, one, two, four, three, five, one, two, four, three, four, five, one, three, two, four, five, one, five one, three, four, two five one, three four two come on: dude Typing was just so: do we have anything dude the typing? There was dog dog garbanzo juice over here; okay, let them know that they're just typing, like it's, no problem, two, five, three, four one, two, five, three, four, four, five, one, two, three, four, five, one, two, three, four one, five, three, four one, five, two, three, three.

Four: five, two one, three, four, five, two one! Okay, sorry were you talking. Were you talking to me? Oh you're, good. Okay, i'm going down there good almost done how much time eight minutes, one four, two, five, three one, four, two, five, three one, four, five, two. Two one, four, five, two three, four, two one, five, three, four, two one, five, two, five, three one, four, two, five, three one, four, thirty five for one; thirty, five for one yeah, that's pretty good; okay, we're waiting for it to open.

So let me know like actually we still need like seven minutes, i told him eight minutes. We could let go of a hostage for like the next five okay. Okay, do you want me to say that or you want me to do it when we need it? Oh yeah tell them we'll let go of one for an extra five minutes, but that we have hey queen. Oh, we have a king on our hands.

Hey! What's going on hey king yo, what's good, hey baby, i need eight minutes in here and i'll be getting minutes. So bad boy, hey, yo. What the alright alright sounds good sounds good and that's it um. Okay.
We also need to negotiate all right. Then we're gon na go on a date and talk about this hey now, i'm good man, i'm good just me and you hell. No, i'm good man, i'm good yo yo! You get a really pass up an awful lot yeah! I'm good i'm good yeah, i'm good man. We can talk about how we're gon na get out of here all right.

What can we do for the safety of the hostages inside? Well, it's a it's up for you to tell me after this am i going at your place or yours. I've got a date with someone already, unfortunately, but look if i didn't out of that. I'm taking you up on the offer right. Okay, then, hey look! Sorry! Negotiating with the robbers here we have like two hostages.

We can give one for spikes and free passage and the one for an extra seven minutes. Okay, an extra seven minutes. You have one, so you have three inside three hot shoes: correct right. Let me check how many beauties do we have in here we got three.

Oh okay, we have three. You got three okay, you're willing to take one hostage out for some extra time, bad boy in sight, oh yeah! Okay, are we going to give up one hostage for some extra time? I guess yeah i'll, take one out all right. There's a there's, a lizard above you who wants to be free from my grasp. You or you choose wisely boys, let's flip for it heads or tails heads being one two heads tails.

Oh all right, i don't know what that means. I don't know either how about we have a yacht off. Whoever yas is better leaves which hostage will be coming out yeah. We were just yelling at me all right here, just yeah, it's like silently in the distance hello.

What's going on there guys hey baby, hey we're just having a good old time in here, yeah all right, yeah, all right, yeah, all right! Yes, yeah! I yes yeah all right! You guys nice bald head! You got there partner, oh yeah! You want to rub it. Yeah, oh yeah touch it. I can see my reflection in your head. Oh yeah, there i don't want to lie ugly, you look then.

Oh, it's so smooth. Can you ask them to turn your sirens off it's so loud through the back door. I spooked his ass inside. Oh um.

We had a problem. The sirens are real loud. Okay, can you talk about? That's probably the uh, it's the charger and it's kind of like can't, really turn them off. You know.

Oh okay, no problem yeah! It's like one of those things, that's right, how much time we're looking at about a couple minutes: four yeah! It's about to open, i'm going in okay! Ah, what dude i'm nuts that that was not an easy pattern! Oh, what is that shooting? I don't hear any shooting. I just heard some shots: okay, as good job x, um, okay, l, l three is pretty bad. That's like very lower end. Four is minimum man.

How much you get two? No! Is that the only place we get ink from where's mine? No um minimum is two two right now we have two already so if this gets two we're at minimum payout, yeah yikes yeah, four, four four - i can't i cannot. I cannot minimum payout achieved. No, i'm gon na put this stuff in the glove box. Okay, yeah get out of here, hey ask them: if they want hey, listen, i need a drink and a bandage.
I think the the guy in there is having um his eyes like you're bleeding what he needs to drink in a band-aid, yeah who's, the hostage or yeah everybody. I mean i'm right here, yeah this guy, this guy's hurt um. He says that he has a a little bit of a legion on his eye. He can't yeah right yeah, yeah he's a bad and he's thirsty.

Aren't you yep yep yeah, he's thirsty yeah he's thirsty, he's abandoned, he's a band-aid all right and oh, hey ready. I'm ready yes, it's gone. I was gon na all right. What side! What's wrong, bringing the hostage out to your guys's right over to the right to the right, give them all love to me.

Okay, guys! Remember! No guns are officers. I'm sorry! Sorry, no you're good to me. Let's get it, we got air all right in the club also which construction um nice apartments, so at the blue, tarp uh i'll i'll show you i'll show you it's very. It's like.

If i get through the ice. Jumping. Okay, everybody's got a bandage yeah, just one. Thank you.

You want me to go in from which side um both work, but since i'm on the right side right from the bottom, okay, my classic song, my focus song. We got this wonderful game, minimal game. Oh, we don't have gas, you only put the yellow lego box right, yeah, okay, good um, yeah go go bottom of construction and then upwards all right, i'm going i'm gon na go around just so that you know yeah yeah, you're correct! That was smarter. There's this local, bearing he's just like stopping oh, my god, you're so good when you end up in the bottom, you're bad you're, good, yeah, oh you're, just gon na go forward on the way up and then make a right and then uh about.

Let's say 40 meters in it'll be right: i have to go up the ramp or no, no, no, no! No! No ramps, i mean just just on the dirt. You'll see it: okay, i'll just i'll. Just tell you when i think when you stop just breaking, but now just go right, then forward all the way through all the way through and make it right make it right over. Here you got this you're going you're running now, stop stop! I'm okay! Wow brother! Oh, where are you guys at driving? Okay i'll, be there you're, you're, safe right? No okay, i'm gon na get a car, then i'll de-pop.

This at apartment, smelly, then swap and uh swap again and then pick them up. Okay, i'm going towards the apartments. Please don't go there. We are about to go to the south side.

Okay, don't go towards departments, don't uh, go towards bobcat i'll pick. You guys up one by one. Okay, like these logos, are just something else today like they. Just they don't get a there, but they're just completely bugged.
This guy does not have to go, it doesn't break, doesn't it just they're just broken? Okay, i'm running these hoes are after me, but i'm close the out you're on foot off the bike. Okay, keep running as fast as you can, i'm always there. I don't even think they tell you. No one's fine go hide, don't go, hide and wait on me.

I have one on me. Okay, i'm coming back, i got ta. I got away, i'm on the bike. Okay, get her together have to go okay.

Who is alpha now tell me yeah. I got one on me where this is the absolute unit um in a uh, hello, hey baby. What's the problem tell them to yell and you yell they're, asking you to yell, sir um. This is my first time yell bad boy.

You mate! Yes, yes, you mail! For you yeah, we can't arrest this guy come on. What did we say fingal? Do it bingo, do it well, this is my first traffic stop. So if you let me arrest, you it'll look really good listen. We can hear that.

I can't tell you why, but i can't get arrested now guys he can't get he can't get arrested. Now i forgot to do the uh. What do you want me to do? We told you escalated into an arrest by any means. Have you been smoking drugs tonight too many baby? She says too many fagal.

You know what to do. I'm one wrong one anybody needs help. Tell me now is anybody on their feet? I see liz liz yeah, what's up what's up where you at well? No, where are they at because you're, good? Okay, i'm in the south side they're following me? Oh my god, i don't know about it. I can.

I can get him out of there dude. What is that like? Actually, what is that, though, i wedged in i got ta go pick him up, though, where are they i'll see them? I mean he kind of went in front of me to be honest. Okay, yes, can't find him saw anything he's saying. Oh did nothing to kick.

You what was that about? No! No! No! I thought you did it's all good, it's all good! All right! I can't do anything. He didn't trust me if you're gon na do that, i'm gon na do this yeah. There is a lot of going on right now. What pretty sure they were pantomiming with you the whole time yeah, i don't i don't know, may not have sounded like they were saying much, but i'm pretty sure did you not hear anything? Did you not hear anything to us like we said uh, it doesn't matter.

Does it? Okay? Okay, all good, i just i you know. I made it clear over the radio that you didn't kick me, but it was yeah. It sounded like you did. It's all good um is the radio on in this.

What's whatever jesus christ, um, okay, buddy! I'm just gon na be searching at this time. Um, okay, um! So at this time, so you don't have the right to remain silent. Anything you sounded. You can just continue the quarter floor.

You have the right to pretend if you can't afford it and it won't beat fraud yeah, it's it's like it's like this yeah yeah man. This is like a one out of 20 taser uh, cuff thing: that's super early! You can't do too much they're like impossible. You can't do it, you can't do that. I'm not gon na be getting this browning and the mr paul okay yeah.
I know i know what the happened then, a lot of scaffolds i'll be real. I'm just getting no calms, though, like i'm trying to save them, but like there's, no just no comments from anybody. Uh, it's just radio silence the whole time. Um yeah we'll get you sort of quickly.

I can imagine that uh. Can you hear the sirens at all yeah nobody's got whatever he's got literally: okay, uh joey is a taser. Oh yeah, i'm gon na uh, i'm gon na get you looked over by my uh medical as well. No, no i'm chilling you should i'm working yeah! Okay! Okay, okay sounds good yeah, i mean everything was good, except when it gets through the the ninth taser.

It's really the ninth one. That really hurt the most. I think i guess whenever you guys stack them and that's really whenever it gets a lot of fun. For me yeah i, like that, a lot i'll get you yeah.

What do you expect us to do? Just let you drive away with them? He wants to like punch you or be you down with the bat, because i don't think you'd prefer that do you do something right. We can't just let you do it. Okay, i mean, then the cuff should be instant. Then right.

They should just snap on like like magic, then the cuffs yeah they should just snap on them right. There was a time of day when they did that yeah yeah, then that that that's what you should be like, why give me a chance? It's not a chance! Just snap london he's denying medical as well yeah. Okay, so i mean, if you think about it, there's a difference. Yeah i mean we're trying to catch you for a bank robber that makes sense yeah just snap them on like magic.

Just be uh macgyver, we'll make like a paper clip cuff yeah, just just go bang and boom you're in cuff somebody. I don't know anything about a bank robbery. I know you guys have a gang turf, bruh and i'm trying to save some criminals man. So you have big bags on your person, big bags.

I don't know where you found that you had marked bills on your person. What is that? I'm like been never seen it before you had one month middle of your person? Oh, come here! That's right! Man! Now people you're trying to uh rescue your involved in a bank robbery, so you could accomplish charges either way that that works. Yeah yeah! Well, actually, it's accessory because it's after the fact right! So if you uh, if you assist in a bank robbery, escape you get accessory charges for the uh bank robbery cause you're, trying to help them escape it. How much is that? How much was that money award? The dirty money: how much is that worth anyway, sweet value 250 dollars, so jesus christ, the bank's only get 250 bucks.

That's that's crazy! That, honestly man, i don't know but like at the moment, your charges are probably looking like accessory to robbie they're all mounted on all right, um good, sir. That's 398.76, i'm not beating 195.. Now where's your wink done yo by the way, mr paul summon um i'll be happy because that will i'll be real, there's a lot of stuff going on in the city yeah, i don't know, i couldn't see the bike or uh like uh. Oh really, i couldn't see it ever like.
I only got two for you to do it: okay, okay, um! I can only examine the engine like at all times. I could only examine. I don't know what that's about um i'll, be happy to be pretty lenient. Regarding time, oh no, you could put it fourth time, i'm not i'm gon na stay in there.

Yeah, okay, buddy uh, appreciate him. Okay, i'll not get the mechanical literally! I the option was never there ever. I i had to look from above bottom right, like i can't do anything all right, watch right, all right: okay, okay, buddy, here you go. Let's get you sorted out as quick as possible.

You guys are on the bike. I mean that's jesus, but it is what it is dude that cuff was insane, though, that that that was an instant, an instant corner, one, that's so rare what the yeah can you see by the way, mr paul yeah that at the end of your prison, sometimes I'm sure you know good um, let me i'll be as quick as i can. Writing everything up, um and i'll, be straight back with you. Are you inside the sub? By the way, do you plead guilty to these charges the? What are you inside the cell, yeah yeah cool cool, appreciate it all right.

It should take me, like probably 20 30 seconds, to get you sorted all right. It's going to be 60 months and 120 months, pearl, okay, just easier stuff, real quick! No, why? What's your mom today, what was that good? So what okay, oh you'll, find? Did you not see that dude that that was like literally ends? The cuff, though there's nothing you do there that that dude? How rare is that we rarely get that dude? I understand that was like half a second, like literally like point point one second time to react, this insane, um the. What okay give me a second, oh, it's the cake, wait, the cake, ruins the cups, the carrot cake who ran over carmella, who ran me over. Oh hey yo.

This stream today has been awesome. Hey bro, keep putting the cuffs on me for a second xqc; okay, try it i'll go for it about that! Oh put on try! Well what are you trying to do? Yeah? I i'm. Actually. I think i'm right.

Yeah yeah, no, i think, there's something that eight that makes it kind of like uh harder. Oh really, okay! Thank you open it back up uh. What the because now it's gone, do what i mean i'm outside just unlock it i'll get inside. Oh sorry, yeah there.

You go, you intimidate me, i appreciate it, i'm serious you guys. I think it's the carrot cake, mr john paul, is that you, mr john paul summon i got for a big robbery man. I had all the loot man i had 250 on it yeah. No, i saw you, i thought i think i saw you earlier, but we're not gon na talk about it, yeah man, but i saw it though lucky i didn't feel like doing that stuff yeah, who are you only paid 25, these days men's not worth doing it? All these days isn't that what the that's kind of booty, okay, crazy man, right, okay, so um - are you getting robbery of a financial institution? Wait what no? No? No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Remember why the you change that is so quick, though, all right, sorry, mister, i'm just trying i'm trying to get this warrant sword as well.
He got the wall. Wait. Did i have the same? The the no i didn't have the buff on. I don't know um mean we'll see i can use this uh yeah uh.

I don't know. I need to hear what you said but sure guilty. You know oh every day for me, i don't give a and then you have a warrant if you're arrested for what that's an ois, that's something possible. I haven't shot anybody in like the longest time it was yesterday.

Apparently i think that's really impossible. So i'm not gon na i'm not gon na. I'm we're not gon na jump with that. Um uh, that's pretty much impossible, so i don't know how that wouldn't even work yeah, it won't suck um dna discovery.

Is that the end of yellow guy? Okay? Mr paul um, due i go to harmony every day and so does hundreds of people i mean um. If you want to play not guilty and contest it later down the line, that's absolutely fine who's who made that one or that uh that uh that file lieutenant metzger. Who is that over there? What's his name, i've always been told, like that's good with him yeah. Once that was 12.

yeah, i might bring him over here man and that's going to be awkward. Yeah you good, you're good okay um is it is that him pushed it yeah yeah i might bring over here vincent. I know he's just waiting. Yeah he's not gon na hide in the corner and try to play it all.

Bro he's gon na come here and explain to me. No he's he's just trying to go over uh. Well, for what i mean. If it's a warrant, he doesn't get to alter the files or change it hold on hold on hold on your blood was apparently found exactly where he fired back at the suspects that shot him last night yeah, but that place has blood everybody.

Though the people worked. It on mechanical stuff, there's blood there. Every day, though there wasn't any other blood around the area, that's the thing, ah up to that scene, okay, so i i can give you multiple times and places where i was at that time. Uh over there, but okay, it's gon na, be hard.

It's gon na be hard to prove in the court of law that that i'm, the one that was there and that's my blood, not, i think, that's almost improved, sir there's actually evidence reconstruction, literally where you were standing when you shot at me and i shot at You last night, oh yeah, and it's it's literally photographed and documented, and it's the only blood in the spot. Oh so harmony is a place that only one person goes to during the day than only one. Oh, no. What i'm saying is when there's only one person's blood standing where a firefight happened? Oh okay, that's pretty it's pretty clear, sir! I'm actually kind of impressed that you're you're sitting here right now.
To be honest, i'm kind of pressure here i'm impressed that you're standing here right now too, sir, after being shot multiple times after how many attempted government employee murders, do you have huh wait, wait. Wait, it's probably pretty high. Well, you know what aren't you, the guy who like had a gun to his head and chose to try to pull his gun and try to shoot and got completely completely demolished? I mean, if you think about it, no, no! No, let me talk. Let me talk.

Go for it, the writ the risk of pulling a gun out when a gun is pointing at you is that you will get snapped on right. That would be the risk of it right and you tried it for that: okay, okay, okay! So what happened to you? Then what happened to you? Well, i get shot because i ended up pulling so you guys, so you got smoked on that's what happened. So that's the risk that you that you voluntarily took when the gun pulled out so next time. Maybe don't pull the gun out right and it won't happen.

That's so! Well, sir, you literally walked up on a traffic, stop that had nothing to do with you and decided to reach into the back your waistband, which, at the same time, i pulled my gun out. So i don't know what you want me to do. Your gun was not out and pointing at me. The risk is always so you're, basically emitting right now as well.

I'm admitting i'm gon na make it because this is gon na go through because you're you're saying that you're very stubborn about this. So i don't know it's stubborn. You have a warrant there's another officer that wrote the investigative report and it was already blood equals guilty. Got it well, there's a lot of other evidence that goes with it, sir, so you said the game at the same time.

That just doesn't add up. That's just impossible, but that's not the point here. You got a warrant out for your arrest for a shooting. Last night, i won't give a it's like pretty good knowledge about it.

Bro i just admitted to it it's 4k dollars. Do you think i give a i have like well, you know like a minute ago, when i'm trying to help another one or something i don't really give a it's just it's a symbolism of it though you're pushing that warrant is stupid and decision was stupid, but Yet you double down on it like you're, the one that's the best you want me to do, sir, just let you like the cops, aren't going to investigate an officer involved. Shooting like what do you want us just to pretend like it never happened. Nah, i'm just saying it's um, so the risk right of um doing what you did, writing award the risk of you doing what you did right is going down and the proof that it could happen and will happen is that you did go down.
If that's not like a self-explanatory, logical conclusion that you're drawing you're just stupid and you should probably go off-duty to be honest, excuse me: what are you actually trying to say, sir? Well, i'm saying if if if a gun gets drawn - and you know you're late to the you're late to the to the drop late, sir okay, so did you go down that has nothing to do with being late? Oh, so what you're saying is that the risk of drawing is he might go down and you did go down like you got explained empirically you you got explained to yourself in real time. Why you shouldn't do that and you got destroyed for it and you're out here explaining the exact opposite seems like you're kind of being pity and stupid. How am i being petty, sir, i'm being paid because you know you're wrong because wrong wrong about what sir okay? So you really proven right on the spot, that you were wrong, because the things that can happen did happen right? What are you? Okay? We are a cop, we're cops first of all, so if somebody starts drawing a gun on us, we're obviously going to draw our firearm back, i don't understand how to explain that to you further. Well, i mean you guys, you're watching in your waistband, i'm going to pull my firearm out.

Okay, so at no point did you have a firearm pointed at me. While i was drawing myself so with that said, i had multiple opportunities to show you anything that i wanted. I could have shot many times, but i didn't shoot. I would tell you shot cause.

You were i'm like. There's no he's gon na do that right and you did you drew a firearm and you got you got demolished though. Okay, okay, sir, that's still not the point of this. Your point is you're.

You've got an arrest warrant. I busted my load onto your nose and you shot first. You know i drew first, so i'm saying is that whatever okay, sir, like i said, i pulled my radio. I don't really care about the specifics of it like you're going to jail regardless.

So unless you have something else about it, you already admitted to it. So this is done. So what do you suggest? We should do next time. Just just shoot.

Excuse me just next time i just shoot them just shoot unlikely, sir. You can make your own decisions. You're a grown ass man, but you've got to face the consequences of them, says the guy who went down and got destroyed when he pulled that out he's going to when the gun was running. I'm not the one, but it seems like your logic, just fell on its face.

You, your logic, is just just your logic. Just died right it just the consequences is you're getting snapped on because you tried to pull out a gun. It seems like i got proved right on the spot. You got anything else, sir.

This is just a circle, that's happening, so not a circle. It's it's you're, making a circle. So it's a straight line circle. It's a line, you're, making a circle.
Okay, sir! That's what you think next time i see you nice and i see you brown brown brown brown brown. I will not give you a baby edited out next time, it'll be straightforward. Okay, do i make it a circle i'll make it a circle? Next time, though, it'll be straightforward, sir, i really don't care and i hope you're not going to find anybody. I hope you don't start crying to anybody, but right, i'm not the one crying right now, sir crying brother brother, don't call me brother, we're not brothers.

Sir. Hey brother, i was going to go to jail second of all, yeah what i was going to do for. Like 80 months, i was only going to bed 14 fines. Man come on man.

I got four mil it's like that. Was that point one percent. You think i gave a about the money. Well, the time come on, yeah yeah.

Like i care, i don't really care, sir well. Of course you don't man you're on food stamps. Of course you know if i can care okay, sir. I love food stamps, got it of course, man, first of all, so what's wrong with people on food stamps, so for real.

Is that, like an issue you have with people? No, i'm just saying you're broke as with them the i'm saying he broke his face. You wear the same suit. The same jacket, 20 days in a row. You s is sweaty ass, sweaty, ass, pants, it's ugly, ass, boot, uniform bra! You are you broke ass man put it on the batman, i'm rich man.

I don't give a going to jail. You kidding me: are you good? You need anything else for me because it looks like you're going to service stuff. So i'm a humble good yeah. No, i'm i'm all i'm saying.

What's the what's, what's your fine and then what's the fine, oh i've got it all. Added yeah look at that look at that for the warrant. Yeah look at that he wants it. He wants to look at this guy.

I i i i went down because i'm dumb, let me get my 300 bucks, you thinking. Apparently i mean you are broke. Also you're, morley and brian bankrupt. Five thousand.

Your logic is bankrupt. Uh hold on uh how's. He uh are you pleading guilty? I don't give away by the way for the warrant i'm not guilty. I wan na not get because up uh.

If i bring this to the docket, i win 100, but - and this guy knows it he's only put in for the warrant, because he knows that he went down like a okay uh. If you knew there were numbers, if he didn't go down, you probably would be pressing again, let's be honest. Well, you still shot an officer, sir. You would have been arrested.

I didn't shoot. I demolished one and had an armor on too okay. Sir, that's that's fine. I don't know why it's uh, it's a competition for you, competition.

I put my gun out. That was a that was an okay thing. You pulled your gun, i made it come it made it competitive and you got destroyed. So i know why you're going there again, this logic is so flawed.
You went there twice and you got this, you got you got dismantled hey. Can you take a step back from the bars for a second? No all right, you're good for uh? What are you gon na do with i'm gon na help him over here, pretty sure um all right i'll get you sword, uh, we'll send you up and uh get that with a fearsome buddy yeah man. Um. Do you know what's crazy that situation, you didn't shoot an officer in you can't yeah, that's crazy yeah.

It is what it is. I mean this guy, like you weren't there, but basically i put my gun out. I pointed about him and he just kind of flinched and i waited because i was still talking to him and he just fired and i was like what is happening so i mean if you want to go down the court. I i i win both both times, but this guy uh.

These guys are just a um right, mr paul uh, did you say you didn't want any time off for now? Are you gon na go to bed nope? I don't give a okay buddy um. I i'm gon na, send you up then, 133 months, 266 months, parole all right. Oh, come on um. If you've got anything else, you want to see yeah.

I said to this guy, sir: come here, man what's up man, i can hear you right here. I'm trying to help this guy, hey, let's send it um. You know what time it is. I don't have time here uh.

What time is it, sir um? I do some math what what is 30 plus 12 very funny, sir trying to go 42. I'm time to go 42 shut the up time to go 42 little ass. All right brother. All right have a good one.

Buddy right, hell, yeah um! I was sorry for not that mister ball yeah, my oh yeah. I forgot you could walk around yeah or something i'm august, my i'll bring the cat up to the prison. Oh.

By xQcOW

13 thoughts on “Xqc gathers his angels for a bank heist”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars XxfreddyfazexX says:

    Ah yes, Youtube not showing me when xqc uploads. amazing!

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars YTGTohka says:

    alternative title : " X and his harem with a big "plot" gathers for a Bank Heist"

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Baboon 123 says:

    RP was never the same since they added bank heists and turned the server into a stale and repetitive PVP arena

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Local Crackhead says:

    Bruh he was live for 25 hours and didn't even manage to catch 1 minute of it. TrollDespair

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kokkili says:

    X got some skills on the cuff timing

    but unfortunately he didn't make it this time Sadgae

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mr Sherlock says:

    Can you upload the bike race he won like before

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars waffle says:

    he was live 15 hours ago what’s taking so long WeirdChamp

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars BruhMoment says:

    xqc better gather his ass to his desk and hit go live WeirdChamp

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mye Mye says:

    this man knows how to do perfect bank heists.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars TJFlameZz says:

    Uploaded 3 minutes ago damn I wish I could last 3 minutes

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Savage TNS says:

    I love you and your Streams!!! I hope you see this xQcL

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars cody Robbins says:

    video started and xqc already crashed. nice

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Sondly says:

    This guy knows how to draw a perfect circle!

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